Dante May Cry 3

so how did devil may cry 2 go how did it go you know exactly how it went i've been fear 3 dead space 3 resident evil 6 you know how long it took me to quit dmc 2 14 minutes it's got to be a new record 14 minutes i lost it in that game look just skip to dmc3 okay everyone's going to be thankful [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] man they're really hitting me with a tough decision to do i want gold or yellow what gold yellow what i don't know man we're gonna have to pick i'm really starting to think i should go look up what yellow or gold means but i'm not going to i'm like i went gold is that bad tell me down below i'm sure i'll find out soon enough [Music] okay so it's the ffa opening uh we have blue dante versus red dante and it looks like looks like blue dante's won this one yeah oh your wife's been in a car accident well if you want to use the bathroom help yourself the toilet's in the back again it's like poetry so if they rhyme this is see that's what they were missing in dmc too you know asian huh ah he caught the pizza all again look at this character boys this will go down in history this guy [Applause] this party's getting crazy man what can i say at this point are you idiot did you just see what happened to the 18 other eu my god the contrast between the start of dmc2 and this it's unbelievable when i started dmc2 i got like a pit in my stomach i'm like oh no this is how what we're doing huh but this is like just whack you know this is me working my retail job at eb games getting up in the morning putting on my uniform i'm ready to go game and talk to grandmas about the upcoming wii u guess we caused an earthquake after being such a badass about no it's the towering tower of dante may cry this is what's happening oh it's uh blue dante i know that's not his name okay after all it is the only memento left from the mother you both lost but he has no idea of its true power look i don't know about no amulet of power i do know about the secret pirate will behind the dartboards though i remember these from the first one and the 14 minutes i played this sec no you're gonna give me a shotgun already what is this on the ground this is a strip what is that's blood what is this glowing white stuff come on no first boss already and they're hitting us with cerberus i mean that's that's a strong start wow i've never seen a talking mud before you know a dark show you definitely take first place and that's why it's taken first place isn't it dante isn't it dante don't you easy mode me after one death it's like failing one subject in school and they're like once you get used to the server spy it's not too bad you can kind of like chase him back here and he hates it you definitely want to be using the plasma gun on this until you run into ammo and then you got to get up close with that newly acquired shotgun that you found on the wall in the club it's not that bad on oh my god calm down dante okay now dante's riding the missile around like a skateboard in the sky i feel like i don't need to take pre-workout tonight because this is enough oh that's lady i know lady i've seen her in dmc 5 screenshots crazy combo adrenaline pumping fun during circumstances you can repair the pressure buttons with a special high-speed combo attack million stab wall star i still really want those doors to give me a thumbs up but i know it's not gonna happen [Music] all right here's the plan giant worm boss okay and we've all you know i've played holiday i'm a master at killing bugs i'm gonna jump down on him just start swinging like nothing else matters here i don't think he's gonna do anything about it okay he's got he's got a defense system get him get him get him okay we're not going to get any world record book for the amount of damage i did there yeah oh my god this is a lot more damage than i did before oh okay that was good that worked out pretty well it's not easy mode okay well that didn't [ __ ] work did it there's no need to use violence devil boy oh wait wait wait wait wait better listen to what that has said i'm gonna lose my mind this tower here is very sterny you see no god zip it or i'll pierce that big nose guys you didn't tell me that shaco was in the game man i would have played it a lot sooner don't you knock me off the elevator you bastards i'm taking don't swing that way dante you you full no don't knock me off the elevator bastards this is the second take how long are you two gonna keep carrying on like this in case you didn't get the hint i'll spell it out you're a guest wants to go through got it oh god i was taking a sip of my drink okay i figured out you can parry these guys look they're dumb as hell okay but they got big swords and sometimes that's all you need man dante does a lot of damage please feel free to leave a comment down below saying you're just spamming the same attack and you must know your plate don't deal with my cry you shall take us no talking okay so in the next mission of dmc3 you need three keys from these altars all right so there's three challenges in front of you you gotta tackle them and uh first i go into the combat room i'm like oh i've been doing combat this whole damn time what's the worst that can happen i die so i'm like you know what we'll come back there let me go check out this other room i go into this puzzle room and it's like a jumping bus i was waiting for jigsaw to come rolling out and telling me that he wanted to play a game but surprisingly this was the easy one this was no problem at all go back into the combat room die again you know i'm still new to dm step three okay don't worry about it and i'll go back in there one more time demolish it turns out it was easy and i'm just an absolute idiot so there was a third challenge but i went in there a couple of times i didn't know what was happening there's doors all multiple doors with different symbols above them i have no idea if i was supposed to be paying attention to something to figure out that puzzle i'm not looking up a walkthrough or anything like that so i'm like you know what skip that we only need two baby and that unlocked the weapon artemis which i never ever use so i'm pretty psyched about that well well you've grown stronger go to hell hello this is sandra breaking news we have discovered the body of a male with multiple gunshot wounds tonight my darling daughter how about a kiss from your little brother or better yet how about a kiss from this yeah yeah get him get him get him get him and where is cool cat there he is the heck he teleported oh my god that was quick okay sally you know what to do [Music] hey i won though wait is it is this the intro am i insane so this is what they call a cutscene loss where you win the actual fight but you lose anyway but if you lose the fight it's game over i see a devil inside you has awakened as well yeah wait we should leave damn dude he wasn't lying they did leave mission a a renewed fear burst forth from the great demon's womb oh just another day on the job here what do we got here jewel oh it's ignas fatass souls are those sent to hell for the sin of jealousy they are leviathan's energy souls you know when you hear people talking about kingdom hearts and you've never played kingdom hearts and you understand all the words separately but when they put them together in that context you're like what the [ __ ] are you talking about that's how i feel like when i'm playing dmc hello oh good we came out of the eyeball um i guess mission failed we'll get them next time so this is the next stage because i make it a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head dated demon i'm not that desperate besides i really don't care for guys who stink like blood so i've been watching queen's gambit man what a great show i wish i was a chess god i really really wish i picked up chess at the age of three months unfortunately it is too late for me now my brain can't handle that kind of that kind of uh forward planning but i tell you what about to be simple on your tailored joy the eyes may look like they're trying to escape each other but what are we doing what i'll play something in there oh no lady boss that's what my thumbnail artist says every time i contact [Music] so [Music] [Music] can you believe this i haven't taken damage no i was doing so well no weapon it it's a guitar where are the vocals coming from oh it's dante's singing i don't know what to do anymore to further your study of the black arts you sacrificed yours so people into the dmc story to become i know people love these characters knowing but is there like an overarching story that people are like really into they're like i wonder what happens next okay check this out ready the guitar is an actual weapon and you shoot lightning bats at them well you play a [ __ ] riff you chug out in the background dude that's incredible i don't know how good this weapon is but um i love it i love everything about this right now where am i it's dark i can't see anything ah this dude must be playing doom three truly unraveled gameplay push in this block there's two of them so i hope you're keem give me a break tell you what next time i'll try and wear some cologne okay it's the stitch of the tree oh no not the stench of betrayal i hate that [Music] oops you saw it too didn't you that huge tower jutting out of the ground that thick shaft that causes women to shudder i don't know what that was oh [ __ ] it's the dark souls 2 boss so this is where they got that idea from all right good good good all right virgil um can you can you stop looking at me like that [Music] so okay that was virgin 2. apparently i got to beat this guy three times total i've heard i've heard some stories about the third one on the twitter sorry people can't help themselves bravo i never dreamed that things would go so smoothly well done everyone well done [Music] don't be a bad girl mary just is gonna spank you but spank i don't know where you came from but you don't belong here zowie that was close you have lost because you underestimated humans you're telling me bold man was shackled the whole time in whose body flows the same blood as the sacrifice where did he just stab her oh he's spelled oh the leg thank god all right guys i apologize i haven't been given much tips you know you come to super devil may cry eight tips do you want to shoot the birds out of the sky okay if you if you don't do that if you don't turn into stone first they double then you got two birds to worry about um so that's you know let's write that down somewhere that's going to be important later i accidentally hit that bird and it turned into two of them it seems so turns out i can't take my own advice just shoot up in the air you know you're gonna hit something okay so this part was interesting you have to hit this big metal ball full of skulls down and i thought shortly you just ride it back up right no you don't you know ride it back up you actually have to quickly break it before it uh before it goes back up so i figured that out excellent epic i did that opens the door somehow and then they hit you with the two balls at once okay but you don't break them this time you gotta hit them into each other like it's that scene from pacific rim so this one took a little while i think i'll just speed it up so you can enjoy it and then i did it now get out of my way or there'll be some consequences look dante i don't think there's gonna be any consequences i've seen you both been stabbed and shot so many times i don't think anyone dies in this franchise where are you lady there she is i like that she says get ready before she blows me away with a rocket launcher it's very considerate yeah well there there's the consequences please come back here is this what it feels like to be a dark souls boss i'm not scared you're the one running from me lady get back here get back here yep this seems about right this is this is all my teammates when i play any online shooting game this whole business started with my father sealing the entrance between the two worlds and now my brother's trying to break that spell and turn everything into demonville this is my family quite frankly at first i didn't give a damn but because of you i know what's important now i know what i need to do [Music] wait you're going to hit me with a moving jumping puzzle at this point in the game who made this game capcom oh that's all right i'm good at these cute comedic timing and i fall all the way to the bottom oh man you gotta sometimes you gotta play it risky who built this room was it blue dante if he's such a genius shadow why do you keep falling for the same trick ready oh no i won't do it this time i won't do it this time just kidding you [ __ ] idiot you [ __ ] [ __ ] no i won't do it this time i won't do it come on man what an idiot it's more of a joke than demon souls boss man i can't believe i mentioned queen's gambit and then for the first time ever i see a giant chessboard boss fight well apart from karazhan from the burning crusade of course uh actually can we take all that out can we redact this whole part this berserker kind of blows huh i guess we're going in with that sword attack what the what is going on dude [Music] oh god what the heck is this i probably shouldn't have picked up that health crystal oh god it's gonna make me ill what are these no and this is when it registered in my brain that dmc3 was going to make me fight every single boss in the whole game [Music] again [Music] two more bosses baby only two more to go wow we know how much you love mega mans we made you we put mega man in dmc wait no that's it oh baby uh what the hell is this a lot of slugs we've got to fight a lot of slugs is this bosch here look i understand people love this game but whose idea was it to me control both dante and virgil at the same time and they take away all my dodgers and my abilities while i'm controlling both of them with the same stick the same stick [Music] [Music] jackpot not very classy for someone's dying words mary died a long time ago my name is lady goodbye father oh my god she shot him so many times on the ground jesus by the way i'm aware of all the different move sets you can choose but um i don't like any of them i tried them gunslinger royal guard swordmaster i'm a dark souls guy so as soon as i learn there's a dodge button on one of them i'm taking it baby [Music] [Music] oh my god i only died once incredible come can do better than on everyone was hyping up that boss fight like oh you took me 93 tries i'm like oh no not don't end like this but i died once two tries baby see you virgil see in hell brother ow what the heck is your problem don't worry he's he's back in dmc 5. what an ordeal you're still here i need that back whatever lady it kind of blows anyway i'll be honest no late charges i hope hmm i'll think about it the devils never cry i see [Music] maybe somewhere out there even a devil may cry when he loses she said it don't you see she said the title of the gay maybe [Music] by the way [Music] looks like we're gonna be busy for a while well bring it on i love this this is what i live for i'm absolutely crazy about it [Music] you

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Id: QA_UFRrumq0

Length: 29min 27sec (1767 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 04 2020