Bo Fo' Sho'

see you later incredibly hot chick come back anytime and do sexual things like how we were just doing oh hey okay this is a new rap I'm Bo Burnham this one is just straight wordplay no gimmicks just lyricism drop that beat honey yeah [Music] what can the poodles man it never gets old with my dogs I'm Alicia got [ __ ] on the hold a first aid kit that's a rhesus monkey I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie get more ass than a giant donkey stable got more lines than Whitney Houston's coffee table I get more head than grammar school lights I'm like a walking glacier I'm so decked out with ice did you poop a virgin cuz that [ __ ] is tight jack ain't black and berry egg white I do drugs in the bedroom lying your back cuz I got stuff typing you gots the crack though I'm sexually straight you're bound to find a mentally gay cuz I blow your mind the parents be snicker and he shouldn't have written it but I'm constipated couldn't give a [ __ ] [Music] my name is beau foreshow a born Bostonian aryan librarian at the word Smithsonian the rapa scatter it has his ingenuity I gave it this little part to give it continuity and the fellows say hey [ __ ] pass the gin because I'm an oxymoron breathe in oxygen give me the bottle up chug two thirds cuz you [ __ ] no fractions speak louder than words hey and the ladies say hey fellas I'm keeping it tight and if you play your cards right you can have me tonight should I blow you or beat you brass or percussion oh stop period end of discussion my name is Bo the show a born Bostonian Aryan librarian of the word Smithsonian the rapper scatter it has its ingenuity I gave it this little part to give it continuity [Music] walking through the garden with food at my feet picked up the celery but dropped the beat and then I picked it up yeah listen [Music] we're in the hood I'll take what you give me was Einstein's theory good relatively a smart Queens Kingdom it doesn't mix a letter a letter it's a bunch of Moby Dick's get thee to a pottery oh just a feel yeah take you with a condom stainless steel yeah half a pound of turkey breast have a ton of chicken tits why only crackers staying at the Ritz poverty racism isn't it strange only the homeless I'm begging for change a shock Sherlock watt son Rosa Parks didn't call Shotgun here's a bit of irony a Ford Focus drivers got a DD how they come to masta all these things like a tampon thief I have to pull some strings to pull some strings that's a wrap

Channel: boburnham

Views: 10,366,536

Keywords: rap, awkward, bo, burnham, boburnham, puns, wordplay, sort, of, feminine

Id: 2LzgYWCgkZk

Length: 3min 14sec (194 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 25 2007