- Number two! - I'm sorry. Oh geez! - I'm sorry, Steve, but that was a terrible answer. - First thing, this is
like a very big moment for him.
- Oh yeah. - All he talks about is Steve Harvey, all he watches is your
motivational speeches on-- - What?
- I swear. - Really?
- When we're on tour, he's always like, "Yo, dad,
you see what Steve said?" Like, so he's a little
like choked up right now, but this is a big moment for
my son to actually be here with you.
- Yeah, yeah. For real.
- That's the truth. - Hey, Rubin,
where your camera at? Come on, man, come here Joseph. - Yeah, man. - Yeah.
- That's dope. - Right here man, me and you. Let me get over here, like we're friends. Yeah. - I love you, Steve.
- Thank you man. - And Steve, same thing with me, man. So let's go take a picture, man. - There you go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Wanya, bring your ass over around here. - Might as well huh, throw it up? Look it.
- Yeah, let's go. What's up, boy.
- Yes, sir-- I love you man. - My man. - Look at us, man, can you
give it up for Steve's suit? Look at his suit! - This is because I don't do drugs. - Oh.
- Yeah, you have extra expendable income if you just don't do damn drugs. Come on, Jay, who's the
biggest pop star of all time? We got two strikes, we gotta be careful.
- Come on, man. - Team Darby-Licious can steal. You can't miss this, dawg. - It's Prince.
- Hell yeah. Prince! - What? - Are you kidding me? - No! Blasphemy! - Who answering these questions? - Blasphemous!
- Who answering these questions?
- Oh! - Are you kidding? - Who are the surveys going to? - Number two. - Oh! - I was gonna say Britney too! - What? - All the black people come on. All the white people that
know better, come on. Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Akbar. Akbar. - Hold on, Steve, you missed my last name. - All right, let me try, put it up. - Okay.
- Put it up there. Gbaja-Biamila.
- Oh! - Akbar Gbaja-Biamila. - Okay. - Yeah!
- You thought I couldn't say that.
- Yeah! That was all the way
- I'm getting - from the motherland.
- all the African names. If it's African, I can get it. I need two players,
I need two players. Come on, Kal. Come on, Christina. We got you. We'll be right back. Get your, get your
little ass on your spot. All over here. This is my camera shot. We'll be right-- we're gonna play Fast
Money right after this. Can y'all see me now? Where do you see ice cubes? - On TV. Can I take that back? No, I can't.
- You should. Help me, God. Alycia Pascual-Peña. - Woo! - You killed that. - You don't how long
- Okay. - I've been in back practicing that one.
- Okay. You held it down. - No, they had me for
10 minutes on that one. But look how they had to
phonetically spell it. - Oh my gosh. - Seriously, they had to write it out - That is amazing.
- like for a 4-year-old. - Ah-lee-see.
- But you got through it. - Yeah, Ah-lee-see-ah.
- I see you. - Look how they did it. 'Cause that's really how I read.
- You got it right though, it's important. - Thank you, I love your suit. I love your suit a lot.
- Thank you, man. - Can I have it later? - Well, you can have it,
but you gonna have to cut this thing way down. - I'll make it work, I'll make it work. - There's so much leather on this. This about seven cows. This is a game of luck and
guesses, that's all it is. - Okay.
- It has nothing to do with your level of intelligence. - Thank you. - If you have a lot of education, I recommend another game
show called "Jeopardy!" What's your favorite
part of a man to kiss? Kristin. - Rhymes with heinous. - Wow! Right out the gate. - It rhymes with what? Heinous?
- Heinous. Heinous, you know like a heinous crime. - A heinous crime. - That was one of the most
heinous crimes I've ever seen. - Ever, it was horrible.
- Blood was everywhere. - I've never, ever recovered from it.
- Oh my God, this is heinous. Here's your chance, family. Name something that's better
at a gay bar than other bars. - Oh my darling, what would you suggest? - Have you noticed I
haven't told a single joke? - Yes.
- 'Cause I've been to HR 35 times. Well, we gonna make a
contribution to your charity for just hanging out. Thank you all for coming. Great, you supposed to stay here. We'll be making that
contribution to your charity, $10,000 for hanging out. Hope you had a nice time today. Yeah. Yeah, just-- I need two players. Yeah. Oh, we doing velvet today. - We're doing velvet, Steve.
- Oh! - Yes. Yes! - Ladies and gentlemen, Sabrina Jalees. - Sabrina! - Comedian, writer, producer, starred in "Carol's Second Act." Writer, producer on the shows "Big Mouth" and "Search Party." Welcome Sabrina, welcome to the show. - Thank you for having me, Steve. I'm excited to be here. Wondering if you'd like to have
a child outside of wedlock? - I can't afford no more. Bad Santa's guilty pleasure is
to do what in people's houses when he drops off gifts? Moshe.
- Smash Mom. - Smash the mama. Huh, what does that mean? - Don't worry, don't worry.
- Oh, you got this? Okay. - Well you know, these are-- Gaby's a wonderful woman. She has no idea what that means. No, she doesn't. She
doesn't live that life. Look right there and tell
'em what you're playing for. - For $25,000 for the Save the Children's Ukraine Crisis Relief Fund. - All right, you ready? - I'm ready. Potentially another donation as well. Think about it. - It's gonna be a little short black child with really long black
hair walking around. I'm gonna need help with your last name. - Okay. - Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Mari... ...Pepin-Solis.
- You got it. - She was on "Bachelor,"
also Miss Maryland, 2019. Always get nervous when I announce a beauty pageant title.
- Yeah, let's try not to mess it up, please. - Miss Maryland 2019,
not if I was the host. I've got two answers on the board. If you give me either one of these answers your team steals, your team wins the game. But if it's not there, "Abbott
Elementary" wins the game. Whatever you decide,
determines the winner. I need someone to the podium please. Tell me something strippers
might put on the coffin of a loyal customer as a sign of respect. - I'm gonna go with chocolates. - What? - I've never seen a stripper
before, so I wouldn't know. - You've never seen a stripper before. - I don't know. - That's bullshit. - That's my wife over there. - That's your wife out there? - Yeah. - Good answer, Jason, good answer. - Oh God. - Steven, you married? - My wife is also in the crowd. - You think that chocolate
was a good answer? Watch this. Tell me something strippers might put on the coffin
of a loyal customer as a sign of respect. - Gonna go -- sorry. - You're good, man.
- It's okay. Restart, restart, boy. - You good, you good. - This dude scared as hell. He's actually scared of his wife. Oh my God, I thought it was just me. - Shoes. - Name something
a grown up mama's boy still likes to do with his mama. - Lay in the bed with him. - Lay in the-- - He still does it, he still does it. He still do it. - Lay in bed with him. Huh? What does she mean by what? Lay in the bed sleep?
- Cuddle in the bed. - What you think she talking about? - I mean, yeah, like what she say? - What kinda show is this? Ms. Lee Rodriguez, we got two strikes now, we gotta be careful. "High School Musical: The
Musical: The Series" can steal. Are you sure that's on every card? I'm gonna say that the entire time? Ms. Lee be careful, two strikes. - Okay.
- They can steal. - Marjo, Captain Hook was
rushed to the hospital after he scratched his
what with the wrong hand? - His crotch.
- His what? - A penis. A package. - It's a family show, Marjo. I apologize, Steve, I apologize. Family show.
- It came to my mind, what can I say?
- No, but she stepped to the side and demonstrated. - What'd he say? - She stepped to the side
and did it like that. - No, but you know, instead
of go here, you go there. - I knew this
was a bad idea, Steve. I knew this was a bad idea.
- Yeah. - I told you why I was nervous. - Yeah. - I told you I was nervous. - Yeah.
- This is why. - He scratch his butthole. - Huh? - The answer is package. - Yeah.
- It's package. - How many points
do you think he got? - 230. - 230 points?
- It goes to 200? No, 130. - 'Cause you know at 230, there would be no need
for you to be up here. - I can go. - We'd just have confetti
coming out the sky right now. Advice to all married men. Ashley.
- Don't cheat. - Don't cheat. All right, I gotta finish the question. - Oh no.
- Yeah. - Oh, that's awful. - Advice to all -- see
they have a dot-dot-dot right after the question.
- You took a breath, Steve! - Well, to me, I wasn't really--
who's the English major? Excuse me.
- Did he take a breath? - I'll go find out. Read that card for me. As you would read it as an English major. - Advice to all married men. Never, ever
- Ha! What? Did you breathe? - I paused a little bit.
- That was a pause? - A little pause. - Because of.
- There was a dash, a dash. - No, those three dots.
- Yeah. - I don't know what that means, but I...
- It's an ellipsis, it means you change your thought. - No, the dots mean count them, and then when you get
through counting them, talk. - Theses were not explained
to me in the rules. - The answer was great. It would've saved a couple
of marriages for me. - Right. - Hey Rob, advice to all married men. Never, ever suggest to
your wife that she do what? - What was that? Are you talking to me? - Rob, Rob, you know good hell
and well I'm talking to you. Now you need some time to
come up with an answer? I'm gonna give it to you.
- Yeah, yeah, thank you. - But yeah, I'm talking to you. Rob Riggle, everybody. Hello, Sloane.
- Hello. - How are you?
- I'm doing great, how are you?
- What do you do? - I'm a college student.
- Really? - I'm about to graduate. - C'mon now. What's your major?
- Kinesiology. - Huh? - Study of body mechanics. - Okay, you know what? It kills me when people clap. You know, she said, what'd you say? - Kinesiology. - Like you know what that is. Oh yeah! Now honestly, how many in here like me didn't know what that was? Oh, just my dumb ass, huh? Hit me, gimme one, gimme something. ♪ Steve Harvey ♪ - I'm gonna get me a drop top and drive it down the street.
- I can announce you when you're coming out next time. - That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come out in a drop top sitting on the back like I'm in a parade. Name a reason a woman
decides to go commando. - When she go to the aesthetician. You know, to take care
of what's down there. - Good answer. - What the hell are y'all clapping for? You understood what he saying? - It's the language barrier. - Okay, I missed, okay so
repeat exactly what you said. - When you go to the
aesthetician and you know. - Go to the what?
- To the aesthetician. - Aesthetician.
- Aesthetician, yeah. - Oh, okay.
- And you know they take care of what's going on down there.
- Yeah don't worry about it, dawg, I don't. No idea what the hell
you're talking about, but everybody else did. That's the reason I'm
the host of the show, 'cause I don't know a damn thing. And they go to the aesthetician. But I like way he pointed down-- they go to-- - A little trim, you know? - The aesthetician. - They get waxed. - They get the waxed, yeah.
- Waxed. Brazilian wax. - Oh, to get a Brazilian wax.
- Yeah, yeah. - Oh no, that's not, no. No I've seen that before. No. I asked. To go to the aesthetician to
see what they do down there. And they put a pain on your-- All of my kids, all seven
of them have come to me with different ideas that didn't quite fit into what I thought they should do. But then I had to look back, at 27, I told everybody in my life
what I was going to go do. And nobody agreed with it. No, I'm gonna go be a full-
time standup comedian. - First comment, you ain't even funny. Second comment, you'll never be on TV. Third comment, you don't have the look. Well, I might not have the
look, but I bought it. And the hell I ain't funny, 'cause I'm one of the
original Kings, hello! And it doesn't matter
what nobody else thinks. Your future is yours and God's and don't ask nobody about
it, go live your life.
