*Naruto Shippuden OP1 Playing* ♪ This is about to be so cringy. ♪ *Weeb cover of Naruto Shippuden OP1* ARE YOU READY!? To start Naruto Shippuden off Naruto returns to the hidden leaf village after training with Jiraiya
for two and a half years. He later gets reacquainted with Uselessness and Kakashi and
undergoes the Bell Test, and as a result Naruto and
Uselessness successfully pass the Bell Test,
and acquire both bells. Meanwhile in the Hidden Sand Village Gaara is captured by an
Akatsuki member named Deidara. With that said, Kankuro goes after Deidara to retrieve Gaara. Sit your weak ass down. After some time Kankuro
catches up to Deidara, and is forced to go up
against his partner Sasori. Sasori then poisons that bitch, and then leaves him there to die. A little after Hidden Sand
Shinobi recovers Kankuro and brings him to an infirmary. At this point in time
the Hidden Leaf Village is notified by the situation and dispatches Naruto,
Kakashi, Uselessness, Temari, and Team Guy to rescue Gaara. But time is ticking because Gaara is getting extracted
from his Tailed Beast. On the arrival at the hidden sand, Naruto's squad visits
Kankuro's infirmary room where this random old bitch attacks them. This old bitch is later
identified as Chiyo. While in the infirmary Uselessness creates antidotes for Sasori's poison. Also curing Kankuro
from the effects of it. So moving forward
Naruto's squad heads out, leaving Temari in the Hidden Sand and bringing Chiyo along. As both Team Guy and Naruto's squad arrive at the Akatsuki hideout, Gaara dies from his Tailed
Beast being extracted. Gaara: How you gonna kill me
off in the first season. They then breach the hideout, and there's Deidara and Sasori. Deidara takes Gaara and then flies away, beating Naruto and Kakashi
out of the hideout. This left Uselessness and
Chiyo to handle Sasori. *Pokémon battle music playing* (Rest in peace) Moving forward Naruto and Kakashi manages to recover Gaara. Deidara attempts to escape
but then gets cornered until he self destructs. As a response Kakashi uses
his mangekyou sharingan to absorb the explosion,
ultimately saving everyone. With granny Chiyo having
nothing to live for because she already has one
fucking foot in the grave, she then uses the reanimation jutsu sacrificing her life to save Gaara. (Rest in peace) After all that everyone
returned to their village, and lived happily ever after. For now. And oh yeah, Deidara is still alive and gets a new partner named Tobi. *Weeb cover of Naruto Shippuden OP2* Moving forward, Naruto
is assigned a mission with Uselesness, Yamato, and Sai. Yamato is the substitute
leader for Team Kakashi, and Sai's just there to
paint fucking animals. They're assigned to go to Tenchi bridge to capture Sasori's spy. On their arrival Yamato
approaches the bridge disguised as Hiruko, or
Sasori's fucking puppet. Shortly after, Orochimaru appears and Kabuto karate chops
the fuck out of Yamato. With that said, Naruto, Uselessness, and Sai assemble on the bridge. Orochimaru then provokes Naruto pushing him to enter
the kyuubi cloak form. (Sakura gets rekt) As a resolution to stop Naruto's rampage, Yamato uses the Hokage Style: Elder Jutsu Tenth Edict on Enlightment. While that's happening, Sai groups up with Orochimaru and Kabuto and
heads to their hideout. Using a clone, Yamato traces
them down to the hideout and given the clone's assistance, Naruto, Uselessness, and Yamato enter. Soon after they find Sai, and search room to room for Sasuke. Sai finds Sasuke and
attempts to capture him. (door creaks open) Sasuke: Think it's funny
waking me from my wet dream. Sai: *gasps* (Sai's snakes hissing) *KA-BOOM* Naruto,
Uselessness, and Yamato then rushes to Sasuke's location. After a nice little
reunion, Sasuke obliterates all of them, and retreats
with Orochimaru and Kabuto. Returning to the Hidden
Leaf, Naruto undergoes intense training for chakra
nature and chakra form with the intention of
creating a new jutsu. At this time two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu are
invading the Land of Fire, killing innocent Shinobi. As a result, Team Asuma and a couple another Shinobi are dispatched. Attempting to kill Hidan, Asuma dies. Rest in peace! Soon after reinforcements
come, a bit fucking late, and both Hidan and Kakuzu retreat. Shikamaru then seeks vengeance and goes after them once again
with Ino, Choji, and Kakashi. They manage to ambush Hidan and Kakuzu, and so Shikamaru uses his
shadow possession jutsu on Hidan and leaves him here,
where he can fuck his shit up. Moments after, Naruto arrives
at the battlefield and is like "hey, I'm about to fuck
your spaghetti ass up", and uses his new jutsu
wind style rasen shuriken to defeat Kakuzu. Rest in peace! And at this current moment,
Shikamaru successfully traps Hidan blowing his body
up to a fuck ton of pieces leaving him a hole to die. Rest in peace! Moving forward Orochimaru
is in a weakened state and needs a new vessel. Sasuke takes advantage of
this and kills Orochimaru. Sasuke then gathers three
members for the Hebi. Karin, Jugo, and Suigetsu. While searching for Itachi,
Sasuke's ambushed by Deidara. Sasuke then fucks his shit up, causing Deidara to self
destruct as a last resort. Rest in peace! This causes a massive explosion in which Sasuke manages to escape. At this current point,
the Hidden Leaf dispatches Team Kakashi and Team
Kurenai to capture Sasuke. While searching for Sasuke,
Naruto finds himself bumping into Itachi where
he receives a gift from him. Moving forward, while this
whole search for Sasuke thing is going on, Jiraiya
leaves the Hidden Leaf Village to investigate the Hidden Rain for information on the Akatsuki. While on this mission Jiraiya had to fight his former student
Konan and a little after he had to fight Pain. Both members of the Akatsuki. And as a result, Jiraiya dies. Rest in peace! But right on the brink of death, Jiraiya sends intel on
Pain to the Hidden Leaf. So our boy Jiraiya
didn't die for no reason. Moving forward, Sasuke
gets the location where he can find Itachi through
one of Itachi's clones. So Sasuke goes to the
location he was told, and on his way he crosses
paths with Kisame. Kisame allows Sasuke through but prevents Jugo, Karin, and Suigetsu to follow. As Sasuke enters the Uchiha hideout, there he sees his brother Itachi. They then fight and Sasuke ends
up using his strongest jutsu (lightning and dramatic music) Sasuke: I call this jutsu Kirin, now be gone with the booty clap BITCH. (lightning) (roars) Itachi: Did he just say boo—? So then Itachi then gets
back up using his susanoo, and through desperation
Sasuke tries to force chakra, resulting in the curse mark
unleashing this monstrosity. Orichamaru then plays peek-a-boo and Itachi smacks that bitch
with the totsuka blade. Feeling that curse mark away, shortly after Itachi
collapses as well as Sasuke. Oh yeah Itachi died by the way. Rest in peace! Tobi then captures Sasuke and
tells him the truth of Itachi, which is that Itachi was just trying to protect Sasuke in the Hidden Leaf Village. After hearing this Sasuke
unlocks his mangekyou sharingan and sets the goal to destroy
the Hidden Leaf Village. Sasuke then joins the Akatsuki in which he's then assigned to capture the atl Jinchuuriki killer bee. He successfully defeats
and captures killer bee, but later on it's revealed
that he captured a clone. Moving forward, Naruto
returns to the Hidden Leaf and now gets the news about Jiraiya. He falls into a depression,
but then eventually overcomes it, and then undergoes training for senjutsu at Mount Myoboku. While Naruto is training at Mount Myoboku, the Hidden Leaf is attacked by Pain and eventually annihilated. Naruto then appears
after mastering senjutsu, and takes on all of the six Pains at once. Like the DISGUSTING beast he is. After destroying five of the six Pains, Naruto is then pinned. Hinata then comes to the rescue but, yeah. After witnessing this, Naruto only sees his kyuubi cloak form,
reaching a whole six tails. Through desperation, Naruto
attempts to release nine tails, but is then stopped by his father Minato. Minato then suppresses the kyuubi chakra, leaving Naruto to do one thing. SMACK THAT BITCH WITH A RASENGAN Upon defeating Pain,
Naruto utilizes sage mode and one of Pain's black rods to track the individual who is controlling Pain. Naruto locates the person
and discovers that it was one of Jiraiya's former students, Nagato. Given the situation, Naruto then gives one of his POWERFUL speeches,
which brings Nagato to believe Naruto has the power to bring
peace to the Shinobi world. Nagato then uses Rinne Rebirth, reviving everyone who
died in the Pain asssault. Oh yeah, Nagato dies in the process. Rest in peace! *Weeb cover of Naruto Shippuden OP8* Moving forward, Naruto returns to the Hidden Leaf Village as a hero, and due to the fact Tsunade was placed under a coma from the Pain assault, Danzo was assigned hokage,
best hokage right here boys. With that said, Sasuke
sees the five hokage summit as an opportunity to kill Danzo. Taking on four hokages, Sasuke pushes his way to get to Danzo. But mid battle, the fighting
is then disrupted by Tobi. Tobi then declares the
fourth great ninja war, explaining his ultimate
goal, Project Tsuki No Me. Naruto: Uh Sakura, what was that? What did you just say? Sakura: What I said was, I love you Naruto. (Get the fuck outta here with yo lying ass) Tobi then transports Sasuke to Danzo, leaving Danzo no other
choice but to fight. Placed in a predicament,
Danzo then takes Karin hostage and with Sasuke being Sasuke... Karin: Sasuke help! Do something! Sasuke: No worries, I got you. (lightning beams) As a last resort Danzo uses his Reverse Tetragram Sealing Jutsu, self destructing, and... killing no one. (laughter) Rest in peace! Uselessness then shows
up trying to kill Sasuke, but nearly dies if it wasn't for Kakashi. Kakashi and Sasuke then fight, and Uselessness goes in for the round two, but this bitch nearly dies again if it wasn't for Naruto. So after that, Naruto and
Sasuke then have a brief talk, and shortly after that
Sasuke and Tobi retreat. With Sasuke's eyes
being all fucked up from overusing the sharingan,
he then decides to get Itachi's eyes implanted, enabling him to acquire the Enternal Mangekyou Sharingan. Moving forward, Tsunade
wakes from her coma, and is reassigned Hokage. With that said, Naruto
is then assigned to go to Turtle Island along with Killer Bee to prevent them from getting captured and extracted from the Tailed Beast. Yamato and Guy also come along, and Naruto is not aware of the plan and is told that this is a S rank mission. On Turtle Island, Naruto fights
the nine tails within him, attempting to conquer is kyuubi chakra. With the help of his mother Kushina, Naruto defeats the nine tails,
and acquires kyuubi mode. And shortly after, Kisame
appears from the Samahada that Killer Bee has been carrying around. Attempting to escape, Kisame
is intercepted by Guy. At the brink of being
extracted for information, Kisame summons water
strikes to consume him, preventing any information
from getting leaked. Also, at the mist of dove, Kisame uses a water strike summoning
to send intel on the Jinjuuriki's location to Kabuto and Tobi, who are now acquaintances, and oh yeah. Rest in peace! Moving forward, Tobi is
looking Nagato's corpse so he can acquire the rinnegan. He then goes to Konan asking
her where she put the body but she refuses, and attempts to kill him. Tobi was not having it and defeats Konan placing her under a
genjutsu forcing her to reveal the location of Nagato's body. Successfully finding the body, Tobi steals the rinnegan for himself, and oh yeah Konan's dead. Rest in peace! Moving forward, Kabuto
masters the reanimation jutsu. Using it, Kabuto reanimates Deidara and heads to Turtle Island. Capturing Yamato and using him to power up an army of white zetsus. With no time to waste, Kabuto releases the army of white zetsus as
well as reanimated Shinobi. And all five great
nations form an alliance creating the allied shinobi forces. With all that said and done, the fourth great ninja war begins. At this current point in time, Naruto starts getting suspicious because he's being
confined on Turtle Island. He then barges through the guards and senses the war using sage mode. Both Naruto and Killer Bee
then escapes Turtle Island, and heads to the battlefield,
but are then intercepted by the Raikage and Tsunade. They manage to get through the two, but now face another challenge, which is to defeat Itachi and
Nagato who were reanimated. Using the gift that Itachi
gave to Naruto while back, Itachi regains control over his own body, undoing the edo tensei. Itachi then steals Nagato
using totsuka blade and heads to Kabuto to
stop the edo tensei. Moving forward, Madara is reanimated and makes his appearance
on the battlefield. Pretty much spreading everyone's cheeks and even dropping a
fucking meteor on them. Fighting together to stop Madara, the five hokage struggle
to keep up with his power. Meanwhile, while that's going on, Naruto and Killer Bee are
fighting the reanimated Jinchuuriki (Oh shit where are the tissues
I'm having a nose bleed.) The Jinchuuriki then go into
their Tailed Beast mode, and as a result of the situation, Naruto befriends Kurama
obtaining bijuu mode. Moving forward, Sasuke
recovers from his eye implants and heads to the Hidden Leaf. On his way there, Sasuke sees Itachi and follows him all the
way to Kabuto's hideout. They then team up and
defeat Kabuto using izanami. Using genjutsu, Itachi
commands Kabuto to do the hand signs to release the edo tensei. With that said, Itachi says
his farewell to Sasuke. The only person who
remained from the edo tensei is Madara, because if you
really think about it, he's fucking Madara. Moments after releasing the edo tensei, Jugo and Suigetsu arrive. Sasuke then uses Jugo's sage chakra, and Anko's curse mark
to resurrect Orichimaru. Moving forward, Naruto is
now going up against Tobi. Using a rasegan, Naruto bashes that mask revealing Tobi's true identity. Apparently he's Obito Uchiha, one of Kakashi's childhood comrads, or the guy who lost his shit after seeing (loud fighting strike) Shortly after Madara appears after demolishing the five hokage, as expected, and works side by side with Obito successfully summoning the ten tails. *thud* Rest in peace! Moving forward, with
the help of Orochimaru, the former hokage reanimated, Sasuke decides to protect the Hidden Leaf and heads to the battlefield
along with the former hokage. Team 7 is now reunited
and Obito and Kakashi are in the Kamui's dimension
settling their EPIC battle. After losing the fight, Obito teleports back to the battlefield then
merges with the ten tails becoming the ten tails Jinchuuriki. Obito then uses the ten tails
to spawn the divine tree, and moments after he's
defeated by Naruto and Sasuke and extracted from his tailed beast. Upon defeating Obito,
Naruto then gives one of his POWERFUL speeches transforming Obito into a good guy as corny as that sounds. As a result, Obito attempts
to use the rinne rebirth to revive the casualties of the war, but is then soon after
stopped by a black zetsu. Under black zetsu's
control, the rinne rebirth is then used to Madara. Madara is then given a
rinnegan by white zetsu, and uses it to summon the Gedo Statue, and absorbs every tailed beast. Upon completion he then
merges with the Gedo Statue, becoming the ten tailed Jinjuuriki. Oh yeah and I forgot to mention, (heartbeat) Rest in peace! (metal blade slashing) Rest in peace! Oh wait, this isn't Akame ga Kill They actually end up surviving, and on top of that, they end up getting a power buff by the Sage of Six Paths. *Weeb cover of Naruto Shippuden OP16* Guy in the background: Yo the fuck you doing. Moe: I was just over here singing, yo yo CHILL PUT AWAY THE BELT! (slapping noises) Guy in the background: Don't you ever sing at night. Moving forward, Guy's looking
like a burnt marshmallow after using the eight
gates against Madara. Madara then goes out to
Kakashi for his sharingan and uses it to travel to
the Kimui's dimension. There he steals Obito's rinnegan because this bitch couldn't destroy it. Always fucking shit up. Now that he's acquired this, Madara now has all the requirements
for Project Tsuki No Me, and executes the infinite Tsuki No Me. Thank you Uselessness, now everyone is sleep cause yo bitch ass. And now the only people who remain to stop the infinate Tsuki
No Me is the OG Team 7. But little did we know Black
Zetsu backstabs Madara. Get it, cause Black Zetsu stabbed his arm through Madara's back. (Get yo ugly ass out of here.) Black Zetsu then absorbs Madara, and the chakra from the divine
tree to resurrect Kaguya. AKA the mother of all chakra. Apparently this was Black Zetsu's plan from the very beginning, so Team 7 fights the final boss
and successfully defeats and seals away Kaguya, and oh yeah, Obito dies in the process. Rest in peace! All that's left is for Naruto and Sasuke to undo the infinite Tsuki No Me. By simultaneously doing the rat hand sign, but Sasuke is then all like nah bitch. What the Shinobi world
needs is REVOLUTION. With that said, both Naruto and Sasuke head to the final valley to
settle their final battle. They then end their battle with their signature rasengan and chidori clash, resulting in both of them
losing their dominant arm. Naruto then gives one of
his POWERFUL speeches, AKA talk no jutsu, eliminating
Sasuke's bad intension, and so they do the rat hand sign, releasing the infinite Tsuki No Me. Returning to civilization,
Kakashi is assigned hokage, and Sasuke's in prison for the multiple crimes he's accountable for. Sasuke is then pardoned
because of his contributions stopping the infinite Tsuki No Me, and also because Kakashi's the hokage. With that said, Sasuke then
leaves the Hidden Leaf, to go on a journey to repent for his sins. But before doing so, Naruto
gives him a parting gift on his way out, which is his old Hidden Leaf edition, forehead protector. And so as time goes by Naruto
and Hinata get married and... oh that's it. *Weeb cover of Naruto Shippuden ED40* (Belt whip) Guy in the background: You really out here
thinking I'm playing games. Moe: But I was just singin— (Belt whip) Guy in the background: SHUT YO ASS UP! Alright, so thank you all for watching. First and foremost I'd
like to give a shout out to James Brantley, Kirby
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because if you didn't know, it takes a lot of god damn time. But anyways, I did feel
the need to remaster my Naruto Shipudden in minutes because, the audio quality was
trash, and I feel like the scripts could have been better. And on top of that, I just
had a lot of cringy ass parts, simply because that was
just an experiment video believe or not, and it turned
out to be my most viewed video which is absolutely fucked. But anyways once again
thank you all for watching, and I will see you guys next time. Peace.
