Why I F*#king Hate Boruto

i [ __ ] love naruto if i had to choose between watching an episode of naruto and getting my dick sucked i'd rather watch an episode of [ __ ] naruto if you didn't [ __ ] with dbz or naruto as a kid you're not a real [ __ ] like what could i say son like this [ __ ] was just straight fire you had people running and [ __ ] fighting using kunai jutsus and hand signs towards the end you know i kind of didn't like the series because the talk no [ __ ] and the [ __ ] you know this [ __ ] but it was still lit you know the naruto series kind of died for me after the 5k seminar the plot was kind of getting shitty but you know it was cool i'm not gonna lie to you guys the war arc was [ __ ] terrible that [ __ ] was so ass a rabbit i'd rather smell some ass right now than [ __ ] watch that [ __ ] over again however i'm i'm not gonna front there was some wavy moments in that arc matara uchichi [ __ ] [ __ ] fire guy sensei you already know he did his thing obito versus kakashi he did his thing that [ __ ] was [ __ ] fire we got to see naruto and sasuke do their agony kai kakashi become hokage naruto becoming hokage and getting the baddest [ __ ] in the naruto universe i'll be honest i'm not a big fan of happy endings i wanted some sad [ __ ] but you know kishimoto had to keep the fans happy he did what he had to do so after a while people like man this [ __ ] really ended damn what am i gonna watch now spongebob fairy tale a few weeks pass and all these sneak peeks and leaks drop with everybody's sons and daughters i'm losing my [ __ ] mind i'm like holy [ __ ] this [ __ ] naruto did some multi-shadow cone jutsu on his bitchinata everybody's looking cute as [ __ ] more time passes and we find out that baruto is a troublemaker just like this [ __ ] naruto he's jacking static with his own pops i was [ __ ] with it i was like yo this [ __ ] borrowed so he's a [ __ ] gangster he's a [ __ ] g just like his father let's [ __ ] get it i'm with it i'm with it i remember during this ova when himawari unlocks the biakugan i was so [ __ ] happy yo this this little girl bust out the gentle fist she's like five years old and [ __ ] knocks out naruto i was happy as [ __ ] i remember when i was in the school bathroom and i was taking the [ __ ] and i'm thinking to myself yo what if this man kishimoto did a quick spin-off series right now no long [ __ ] but a quick spin-off series of everybody's child taking the chuni exams you know what happy i would be literally a month after thinking that [ __ ] out i see a picture that gets leaked and it's this man shikamaru and naruto's son fighting and i see some [ __ ] it's like yo guys they're bringing back the tuning exams they're bringing back the tuning exams and i'm losing my [ __ ] mind i'm jerking off [ __ ] bricks at the same time i don't know how much time passes but then after a while it's revealed that it's it's a it's a movie it's called the borrowton movie and i'm like whatever let's see what this dude's all about all right so as soon as i start this movie this man borrow toe just starts bitching he's like oh my god dad you're never home why won't you play with us and they made this man naruto a complete [ __ ] he could have easily just made a shadow cone jutsu to do his hokage duties but no you know they just made him do the complete opposite because you know it's the borrow movie so eventually baruto wants to make naruto proud and i respect it and he gets sasuke as his teacher and i thought it was a good idea so you know him and sasuke hit the books you know doing training you know trying to make a rasengan and honestly he's making good progress for a class jutsu making a rasengan and you're showing actual progress so then this [ __ ] ass [ __ ] like i'm a scientist i can make you a ninja tool to make a fuller sing on i like vagina so then this [ __ ] borrowed was like wow i can make dad proud of me finally not only does he trick sasuke right but he uses this ninja turtle to [ __ ] cheat on the tuning exams against shikamaru's son so this man naruto catches baroto in the act right he's like oh nah this [ __ ] think he's slick i'm about to embarrass this man so instead of this this man [ __ ] just talking to the judges privately just disqualifying him on the low right this man walks up to borrow time he's like give me a headband boy what is this what is this i'm going to punish you what makes it even worse is that in the anime they add on to the scene this man naruto says you are no longer a ninja your penis is little and everybody's booing him on the stage he's like yes gone cheated they were flaming him so bad if boruto was a uchiha he would unlock mangakyo shari gun right there my [ __ ] jokes aside i like the ending of the movie it was lit naruto actually became a good father and then i realized that whole [ __ ] got retconned but it's whatever so around the time the movie dropped right it was already kind of confirmed that there was going to be a show for boruto so i was like i'm [ __ ] with it and [ __ ] with it as long as they do it right i'll be happy the beginning scene of the show was so much [ __ ] heat oh my god just look at this [ __ ] shinobi that scene was legit the only reason i started watching borrowto believe it or not because think about it everything that you know about naruto is gone that [ __ ] is gone everybody you know is gone i love sad [ __ ] son we could have had a nice futuristic sci-fi anime that had nothing to do with naruto because right from the jump that's what i'm expecting this [ __ ] let you knew this had nothing to do with [ __ ] naruto you see on the [ __ ] mount hokage whatever i forgot the name that [ __ ] [ __ ] is gone bro that [ __ ] is destroyed you see the city in the back in ruins [ __ ] not even using jutsus no more bro they got [ __ ] seals on their hands and legs [ __ ] using swords and [ __ ] this is not naruto boy this is [ __ ] boruto back to the future baby but you know that's not what we got instead we got some [ __ ] [ __ ] my [ __ ] we got some [ __ ] [ __ ] first thing they did wrong with this show right i'm gonna keep it a buck the [ __ ] was [ __ ] boring oh my god this [ __ ] was a slice of life enemy oh my god i i don't even want to start now it's fine all right i'll give it that borrow toe is is kind of fine right now it's in a good spot i'll even say that it's it's pretty darn good right now right but the beginning oh my god i don't want to deal with that [ __ ] ever again like skip the first 20 something episodes bro that [ __ ] was just straight trash another thing right i want to smack the dog [ __ ] whoever made these character designs why the [ __ ] does sarda wear glasses she's an uchiha say she unlocks mangakyo sharigan for whatever reason right she's already nearsighted as is right as soon as she pops a one susano she's blind as [ __ ] i don't understand this [ __ ] apparently there's no barbers in baruto look how they did my sungara they had to do the black guy dirty this dude looks like a crackhead tell me how iroka sensei is younger than kakashi and kakashi looks better this man erica sensei look like you've been drinking too much lean man they greased mizukage she looks like a [ __ ] pedophile this guy looks like an ultra pedophile that made him look like bill cosby why the [ __ ] they made uncle fat ass [ __ ] i don't understand man you're in the ninja world you're always running this [ __ ] makes no sense in my humble opinion naruto and sasuke look just how they should as an adult shikamaru hinata ino and sai look perfect in my humble opinion choji kiba shino they all grease those people oh my god they look [ __ ] lame konohameru looks kind of valid he looks kind of cool the girl from his team looks kind of valid she had the best glow up ever the other dude from his team looks [ __ ] trash everybody else looks okay if i forget anybody just let me know i hope y'all guys have a beautiful day remember to eat our vegetables in and drink plenty of water

Channel: DonutzDaGawd

Views: 5,437,602

Keywords: Naruto, Sasuke, Boruto, One Piece, Japan, Shounen, Shonen Jump, Manga, Anime, Pokemon, Jump Force

Id: BsMrp2T4kwc

Length: 8min 26sec (506 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 09 2018