My Daughter Goes BACK TO KINDERGARTEN For A Day (bad idea!)

today my daughter salish her best friend nidal   and their friends go back to kindergarten for  the whole day what could possibly go wrong i hate this job hi class you look great you look great who  are you my name is mr matter and i'll be   your substitute teacher today your glasses  are too small and you have an ugly comb over   oh i made a nice comb over mr matter i  think your hair looks very good today   thank you so much you know what i've just decided  because you guys seem a little unruly do we know   the word unruly u-n-r-u-l-y is that how i smell  it unruly is crazy do you know the word crazy stops up i want to say something i'm going to  give gold stars throughout the day and at the   end of the day whoever has the most gold stars for  good behavior is going to win an awesome surprise   yes whoever the best student is that's who's  going to get the surprise he's hitting me mister   okay everybody back to your seats i'm going to  count to three and you lose a gold star if you're   not in your seat one two three what happened  here why is this so messy why do you oh i'm   sitting nice we are gonna clean up clean up  clean up everybody clean up clean up clean seriously teaching is kind of hard come  up and write your name on the board so   i can get to know you and say a  little something about yourself kids where do you guys keep the markers  that's your job you're the teacher   young lady write your name and say one nice thing  about yourself i don't need to be in this class   because i am smarter than  the teacher i know kung fu   you're in my personal space bubble and young  lady would you like to come up next are you okay young lady can you please tell  me your name i can't read your   spelling i love crying a baby  you're just scared of mommy okay you want your mommy would you  like me to take you to the guidance   counselor or principal so that they can  call your mommy i know i'm good i think so would you like to go next little  girl on the overalls oh my god   what's up i'm gavin oh oh my god he's sitting next  to me guys look at this oh he's sitting near me oh   my god he's sitting near us hi my name is night  ellie a y e l i i have a pet can i go next no   i'm gonna talk everybody natalie go back  to your cedar you won't get your gold star   wait wait i'm raising my hand sure you're  next oh yeah this kid is trouble i can tell   did you see that i just jumped over the table and oh no oh no you got it you can do  it you can't do it my name is a hard   name to spell guys don't make fun n i  d need to a neato one more one more i oh and i love doing tricks ooh that was a good trick  i bet if you stick with it you'll get really good   maybe one day i'll have my own trampoline even  what what cursive my name is sebastian and a fun   fact about me is i was awarded the award for the  most likable person in the state of california   wow show off nice to meet you young sebastian  very impressive mr matter i don't think that's   true i think he's trying to show off and i think  the only thing he knows in cursive is his name   how about you in the back would  you like to say your name next oh your name is pizza and finally this little  girl here oh that's cute little heart oh salish   what a sweet little name celesh actually that's  not how you say my name oh well what is your name   salish who would name you salish dad you  congratulations you all gotta start for   spelling your name correctly what are you doing  where did you get food no thanks i'm a vegetarian stop it stop it are you listening to rap music  young man what is this h5 and he's got instagram   and rap music wait what are you guys doing uh  making a tick tock you can't make a tick tock   in class can you can you film this actually real  quick yeah okay it's it's going three two one   this is class people nobody no no no there is   no tick-tocking is that what my hair is sandy  is this what my hair looks like actually   this whole video we shot like this yep i have a  race gavin and the doll stars for tick-tocking in   class let that be a lesson to all of you and now  i'm ready to award another star for the kid who   can sing head shoulders knees and toes the best  five six seven eight head shoulders knees and toes whoa whoa no no no that is not head  shoulders knees and toes no tie toking no no i can't actually tell if they're  acting anymore or what this is chaos   for real okay everybody it is time for lunch i don't know how teachers do it guys stop guys guys stop this gives me an  idea i'm gonna go hit anise with my food   no she's so nice don't know nina nominee no  no no no no did you judge me oh you're done what is no no no okay ah i hate this job everybody  has out there learn to write workbook and we are   gonna work on the word dad let's all spell  dad i know it's one little girl's favorite excuse me what's with the giggling and  the whispering and the giggling and the   whispering come on guys what's going on here  you know what i'm separating you out i want   you to sit over here and i want you to sit  over here he was whispering no no no you were   whispering you were like whispering i totally  saw that you were whispering with each other   and then were you giggling too were you  holding hands lately like what was that about   i gotta i gotta go you gotta go it's school time where are you going i gotta go  record record you're in kindergarten all right i gotta go guys wait i think he forgot me she's  going to everybody back in your seats there are six kids tied with  one series this is so exciting well at least they had nap time let's move on  let's go let's go let's go i remember when my   little girl was actually in kindergarten  she was so small and she was so cute what   no emotion she was so cute a little look hey everybody everybody everybody quiet quiet  we have a brand new student coming in just now   so let's all give a very big round of applause  to hudson hey guys are you a basketball player he looks a lot like my brother peja peja  just lost a star peija lost the star for   throwing things now next time you go  to detention this class is so short sure you can sit next to ellie what's your favorite animal um hey everybody i just gave a second star to nayelli   for inviting the new kid to sit next to her  that was very nice it has a crush on him   teaching is ah it's really hard i have newfound  respect for all teachers i'm sorry to my teachers   if i was ever mean to you and now everybody  we are going to work on some arithmetic let me see what you're sitting on stand up what  are you what is this okay i just want to see what eliana why did you have to tell i  really didn't want that to do that what is happening wait please have  it stay like say this you didn't   do you didn't check you didn't you she  didn't check yet i can't do this thing   what is that this is four plus two are  we in high school no it's kindergarten   obviously i transferred to the school to go  to tenth grade well go to high school this is   kindergarten look at my mind here get out of  here i gotta get to class what are you doing now we are going to line up single file  right behind eliana as soon as i say   same same and you my friends will show  your substitute the way it needs to be you all know where your  hands need to be much better that's the way it needs to be done for  teacher appreciation week tell your teachers   how much you love them because it is a tough  tough job she's right it's not easy and now   it's time for the big surprise the only person  that had two stars nially oh my gosh i got candy it's okay i can't eat it anyway i'm a vegetarian  and it has gelatin in it thanks for watching bye

Channel: Jordan Matter

Views: 40,788,052

Keywords: jordan matter, hudson matter, salish matter, saysay matter, nalish, nidal wonder, gavin mangus, elliana walmsley, dance moms, back to school, challenge, gavin magnus

Id: EXUuKYHyXPY

Length: 12min 32sec (752 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 30 2022