Mutant Santa Melee (Ep. 2) | The Unsleeping City

it is a snowy blustery day clear skies over the best [ __ ] skyline of any city that has ever been or will ever be it is new york city baby i'm pete i am not doing well on the inside my name is sophia lee i'm sorry no it is sofia bisecleta hey i'm uh cub rash i live in the subway tunnels and i take care of the discarded people of new york my name is kingston brown i am a steward of new york city i will be here until i die i'm misty moore i'm a broadway diva lover of dance and light and brilliance i'm uh ricky matsui i'm a firefighter and i'm just here to help well first of all santa claus is real awesome santa claus clones himself millions and millions of times and each of those clones goes to the separate houses santa deposits his defective clones here in the city that is santa con something's wrong these sanicon clones they're they're not like normal they're really dangerous you have been awakened into the unsleeping city they go to times square as soon as you can you see the times square is empty in the center is an enormous icy cocoon you look and see swarming santagon clones hello and welcome back to the unsleeping city my name is brandon lee mulligan these are our intrepid heroes say hi intrepid heroes hi it's your beers i love it we descend into times square with this strange icy fortress throbbing with icy blue light and these horrifying santa mutant clone [ __ ] monsters you try to make the most disgusting things so we couldn't call them cuties oh santa for everyone watching at home the term is corn gremlin and all right guys um i'm gonna go ahead here and clear away some of our lovely touches a little candy cane santa's little helpers that's who we're fighting i have ripped them in guys uh you guys arrive at the southern end of this part of times square the colored bases is really doing it for me we begin you guys see these horrifying mutated santa claus some with huge insectoid carapaces some with tentacles moving around where their arms should be some of them instead of faces have circular mouths that open up like little alien mandibles all going uh you guys arrive at the southern end here you see that they bristle and chitter and spines erupt from their skin kingston you are the first to act oh man uh can i do like uh can i look at this this uh this this shell uh thing and just try and get a read on it of some kind give me an inside check great uh uh 12. it is throbbing with some kind of energy there is something inside of it that is growing this is a cocoon got it uh fantastic and then uh with the rest of my turn i'll bless kagrash ricky and sophie okay thanks man thank you you're incredibly conscious this is way better than communion yeah um uh yeah your subway token glows and the strength of the city fills your bodies uh that's gonna be ricky matsui um i look around i uh see them tearing that guy apart uh and just have to go in but i also see that uh she seems like she's about to run in there so i i cast shield of faith as a bonus action on on sophie and then try to walk forward and attack the closest one cool you can move uh your speed is 30 so you can move six squares one two three four five six yeah what does shield of faith do to do to my ac uh you get a plus uh so i'm just gonna just take just a regular attack at it hell yeah go ahead and roll your attack okay uh that is only 13. a 13. uh i don't add blasts to that do i uh are you you do add last time it's d4 yeah dudes uh 14. oh yeah you hit uh go ahead and roll damage this one i think it's the that's the two pyramids yeah two pyramids it's been a while uh i hit i hit for um 11. oh 11 points of damage awesome uh you run up to that santa um uh and just first of all you like grab sophie uh what do you say as you cast a shield of faith on sophie just promise me you'll be careful because you seem like you won't i got anything mr march uh you take off and you see that your uh axe thuds in to that first mutant there roll an insight check for me okay 20 not now some of these santas look to be a little bit more sinewy and tentacley uh the one that you ran up to is like thicker and like kind of rocky or has like bone and carapace so you see that your axe does hurt him badly thuds into him but the the sort of rocky crunchy exterior kind of swallows your axe up a little bit as it like and then you pull it back out um uh but you do [ __ ] him up you do deal some damage to him um that is going to be the chrysalis the chrysalis begins to glow a little bit brighter um and then these mutants ricky sweet boy please don't hit me you see that that santa right there does not jump you see it goes and a burst of plasm comes out of the backside of him and he rockets up onto the roof of that place [ __ ] douchebags are ruining the city this is horrifying um they're closing and you guys see rushing out of the chrysalis to three more handle that [ __ ] one two and three they like squirm and pop out of these very small openings in the front of the chrysalis the ones around ricky are going to take swings um would you remind me of your armor class one more 15 that's going to be uh one of them hits you for [Music] uh for seven points of damage with this horrifying claw um i'm at 23. i think you need a roll to maintain concentration right when i get hit yeah oh uh go ahead and make that roll uh 16. yeah uh red the one up on top of the roof um rips open his stomach and goes and is going to to make an attack on pete uh and he goes ahead and deals uh six points of damage to you as a burning hot chunk of coal shoots out of his innards and into your face he goes you're the bad little boy uh that's going to be i'm at 16. sophie okay well i've learned a lot today and um my brain is working overdrive to process everything so i'll just do what i do best and get into the fray now i probably have um a bit of experience like assessing my opponents because i've been in many school yard scraps who looks like i want to go after them because i'm used to going after the biggest guy do i have any kind of like sense of like you're the biggest threat uh they all look pretty slimy and gross to you at the moment all right then i'm just coming for mr march i'm coming to save you my name is ricky by the way i just want to make sure that you're aware got it um and i'm gonna attack one of the guys who's attacking him uh hell yeah go for it does a 17 hit a 17 does hit yes yes [ __ ] so that's gonna be six and then with my other elbow it's gonna be three we're just gonna leave it at that for now uh hell yeah uh you see six and three um yeah you run up pow pow you hit this one as well um can you give me an insight check as well [Applause] 19. wait no it's going to be more than that it's going to be 22. um you run up to one that i believe yours has a little tentacle there that you're hitting right yeah uh yours is like a little slimier and squishier and uh uh you hit it with your fists and you feel that it is hurting it badly you did deal damage to this thing the ones that like ricky is fighting look more even though they're harder they're also more brittle as a result of that uh just as you're fighting them just a weird thing that occurs because you hit this guy and he just kind of squidges a little bit um that's that's going to be pete okay i'm freaking the [ __ ] out i haven't slept in four days uh i think i'm trying to channel whatever that like dark voice that took care of my dad was like that button isn't still on my my bracelet yeah you touch your bracelet um and you hear a bunch of voices whispering pete i want to help him let me out let me help you let me be the one to help you what do you want who do you want to help you okay yeah i invoke that um awesome uh uh what is pete sort of thinking at that moment what's pete wanna have happen i'm like i need to blow as many of these away as i [ __ ] can uh this day is crazy um cool go ahead uh if you want to cast scorching ray i think that's probably gonna surge up so you roll spell attack right four plus plus your spell attack which is right seven on this uh so you got a ten on the first one oh ten a ten does not hit but you get two more checks oh i got you oh okay yeah so 15 15 hits [Applause] and 12. uh and 12 12 also hits oh cool cool good all right great so you can either send them at two different people or you can uh send them to the same person um you can also you're each separate attack so you can see what the first attack does and love it yeah yeah okay i'll do that i'll see what this first cool roll 2d6 i guess i'll aim for uh that guy right in front of me cool go for it okay nine uh nine damage um you [ __ ] explode him um your fire spell appears to work even better than it nor it's like a small amount of fire but it hits him and oh cool um you yeah hold your hand out and you hear behind you like uh this just these whispers going like everyone everyone's dreamed of burning alive everyone's dreamed of burning alive and now it's time for you to dream too and that santa looks you right in the eyes and goes and this explodes in peppermint everywhere and in a little five feet area around him peppermint shards fly out in all directions okay hey good job kid you're really good at this you're good at killing me thanks you're gonna fit in great here i could kill anyone honestly [Music] misty that's gonna oh sorry you're my second chair yeah yeah i'm gonna go for this guy kind of in the cluster also in front of me uh 13. sick when that happens he explodes into peppermint roll me at dexterity savings row yikes uh oh uh bless you're blessed dawg ugh oh did you roll 14 please do not forget that you're blessed uh you're fine you only take three points of cold damage as this [ __ ] horrifying mutant erupts in fire and peppermint goes everywhere i'm at 20. um that is going to be misty um i would like to do an uh investigation or arcana check on this situation uh go ahead roll either one great i don't have good for either of them but uh 16. um you're looking at it and you can tell that something inside of that is again pupating is about to come out and that it's not only producing these clones here it is transforming actively within that chrysalis um i turn to kingston and say there's something in there we've got to get it if you want to go inside that's my question i'm thinking about it i'm also thinking about going inside did you guys see how i just lit them on fire yes you're magical just be careful with that in the future okay yeah i will uh thanks bro uh austin he's really annoying what uh i say we i'm i'm trying to go inside i think yeah uh so i'm gonna move as close to can i take a dash action and get as close to this thing as possible maybe yeah you can move you can move twelve squares with the dashing one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve i'm gonna just wait here because a bunch of things are gonna come out of here in a second gotcha um that's misty that's your that is your turn what are your hit points total 27. okay okay uh unless unless you want to use a bonus action uh oh yes and i um will turn around and say by the way kingston as always that coat looks fabulous on you and i give you body inspiration [Applause] thank you misty hell yeah cuddle that's you baby sweet i start rushing towards uh the old cocoon here one two three four five i have 25 speed um and then i'm going to create a flaming sphere and send it in [ __ ] yeah uh i make it as an action uh within 60 feet so i'll i'll do it like where i can see it and then as a bonus action i can move it up to 30 feet so uh hell yes um do you make an attack roll for that or is it a savings the sphere stops if it hits someone they have to do a dexterity saving throw if they're in the way gotcha and you're sending it like up through the channel yeah i'm just gonna send it in the in the old doorway hell yeah um go ahead and roll damage for me from the flaming sphere okay sweets uh i think it's just 2d6 damage on a failed save it stops like once it hits one person so it doesn't like go through a bunch of people eight damage uh you send it in there and you guys hear the deepest most terrifying uh from within there and the light inside the chrysalis ah begins to glow congrats what'd you do yeah if you don't man lucky come out of your stupid cocoon i know you're not a butterfly butterflies are nice yeah and the thing you said in there by the way it's like i imagine karis just like whips a dirty rat hand along and just spark some of the residual oil in the asphalt and this nasty trash ball of like oil fire that's like it's like one of those things where you think of magical fire anything like a brilliant bright this is like so smoking that you almost can't see the fire yeah um awesome that's gonna go back and be kingston uh i guess i'm gonna chase after uh these other two so if we go one two three four uh five can i go through this square okay if you're taking a yeah you can take a double six seven eight nine okay now i have to stand up uh uh 9 10 11 12. hell yeah great um awesome that's gonna be ricky okay so the one in front of me is the the kind that seemed brittle the one on the right of me seemed softer yes correct okay i'm just gonna hit the softer one just to see what would happen if i hit it with like slashing cool go for it roll an attack [Applause] uh uh 19. 19 definitely hits cool and are you going for the one that misty already kind of yeah cool awesome uh sofia yes doing that one um where is my d8 what am i yeah no oh my god oh i hit it for 15. you did it for 15. yeah this thing uh looks and it's just this gooey oozing tentacle and she looks at you and says don't break like that and you split it um it explodes uh and each you need to make it extremely savings around yeah yeah okay [Applause] um only got a five i got 16. uh you got sixteen you got a five you take four cold damage sophie you take two okay uh but you see that yeah it's super effective um well your axe glows bright and the power of civic responsibility flows through your veins uh that guy did um then i forgot they explode uh now it's gonna be these dudes i'm afraid um oh no uh you feel something in there battering its way out trying to uh like hatch out of this chrysalis um hey don't do it buddy it's fine stay asleep congrats stop yelling at it just speaking in bug you see these [ __ ] mutants this guy comes here this guy is going to take a step over here right now this guy here [Music] [Music] okay um but you see that no other santa's come out of the chrysalis now that the fire's in there dope um all right uh and this guy is going to fly down oh man [ __ ] with our boy pete um cool uh pete go ahead make a deck savings threat for me [Music] five um cool uh you go ahead and take uh five points of cold damage and um i'm going to need uh this is going to be brutal uh i'm going to need cug rash to make uh two dexterity savings first really okay remember you're blessed you're blessed i am blessed good i have pretty good decks [Music] matt 20. hell yes cool uh and roll me another one watch me roll one on the second one uh ten second one ten is exactly what she needed thank goodness cool uh the first one you take no damage from the second one you only take three points of cold damage i'll describe what's happening in a moment i'm gonna need um sophie to make three dexterity savings throws okay two three disgusting whatever's happening right now is disgusting okay first one is gonna be 25. i'm a dexterous [ __ ] oh nat one one uh yeah two ones so that's gonna be an eight and then the other one is gonna be a 18. 18. cool um you take jesus uh you take jesus like very low you only take seven points of cole damage yeah still feels good uh uh ricky i'm gonna need you to make one two three four five dexterity savings rows that's too many how does this math work out he definitely blessed the right people because we're all making for the first one failure uh eight for the second one uh 18 for the third one cool i'm at 20. hey no damage and then uh this is 12. okay so two of them uh i will need kingston and uh misty to each make two savings areas as well dexterity yeah stay serious uh 11 first [Music] um ricky takes 12 points of cold damage jam at four uh 11 and 15. 11 to 15. uh i yeah i got an eight and a 24. kingston you take four points of cold damage um uh and misty you take uh seven points of cold damage you guys see that all these the thing inside here screams all of the mutant santa clones go and pull their mouths open and go and a torrent of razor-sharp peppermint spines as they all breath weapon all over you guys at the same time shredding your bodies with like cold and peppermint uh and the smell of like pine and mint and bile and [ __ ] is mixed into the air together it's fine it's fine it's [ __ ] new york what do you expect um you know same place incredible um that's going to be oh i actually have to roll to maintain concentration because i got my flamingo and you do as well yeah do i also need to uh so you're a 3 i got a 20. cool i got ah i don't think i did it i didn't do it i only got a nine yep five sphere's gone the flaming sphere is gone do i do it for blessing um for bl yes you do great on a it's constitution i do not um the bless disappears as you guys are uh eviscerated by this peppermint storm okay that's gonna be sophie okay i am done wasting my time with henchmen uh i'm going after that chrysalis and i'm gonna use a key point to dash so that i can run over here and into here i'll take their attacks of opportunity okay confident uh they miss you uh so you take a dash where do you think my dash i want to slide in here like home plate style so go ahead and give me an acrobatic you also see by the way that and i'll throw this at you as you're running towards it because of the fire and because of the thing inside battering its way out you also see that the structure of this also looks incredibly weak right now just throw that out there but if you want to slide in you're totally welcome soon i want to sign in and attack whatever's in there absolutely all it's trying to form itself um so acrobatics cool i got out 11. uh you slide in and uh the ice tunnel closes on you and you're not able to uh uh slide all the way into the top uh clock uh but you you have you have an action left so there's a bone you had cause you did your movement you had a bonus action dash so you have a full action left if you want can i just heave that [ __ ] off me um yeah you can either do athletics or a savings rate i'll do athletics cool 19. you trapped under here go to lift and as you were going there you hear a voice somewhere deep inside you go it is what it is you fling the entire chrysalis off into the sky you feel a power in your body and a sense of purpose that you honestly haven't felt in a long time and you guys watch the ice scatter and the dome fly into the sky oh wait no santa's down there [Music] more like miracle on 42nd street jesus we just watched a drunk woman flip a giant ice cocoon just up into the sky it like shatters against one of the buildings and turns into snow i turned to kingston i've been like just like old times i mean i'll tell you hey did anyone see that yes thank you uh pete that's gonna be you jesus christ santa's my friend and he's [ __ ] dead or very hurt he looks awful okay can i run up onto this um yes you can either use magic to do if you have magic you can do that or you can make an acrobatic check to get up on there yeah i'll do that what is that what do i add to that um just your acrobatics uh it'll just be your decks unless you have so three so eight eight um you go to climb up on here um also this santa's gonna get an attack of opportunity is there one there there's one that yeah [ __ ] with you oh yeah yeah um definitely hits four uh and deals you uh five points of damage uh with a claw as you uh rush past um and you start to try to clamber up um and you hear a voice in your head saying anything is possible anything anything is possible anything is possible and and you you can't get up you can't you're like scrambling to try to get up uh you feel the weird rising sense in your stomach um also one thing we forgot to do last round when you were doing some magic was to roll for wild magic surge please go ahead and roll for a while yeah cool 17 17. uh we're also going to be doing a home brew rule here with your wild magic which is that every time you don't wild magic surge the chance of you bother magic surgeon goes up by one okay so i have to roll twice uh ready you'll roll the same time but now on a one or two you surge oh okay so the girl the longer it grows it like builds up um cool you can't make it up there but you do have your action left okay yeah yeah um so i'm going to get back in touch with that darkness because it felt like it was like helping me and these new friends um so i'm gonna try to attack this like big daddy yeah can i reach that with 120 120 feet 120 yes you can definitely do okay i'm going to do scorching ray but this time i'm going to use a sorcery point to add one more so instead of like three people i could do four is that one of the is that one of the powers you have with three yeah sorcery i guess i can use a point per level per level of the spell to add like a uh an extra thing to it or like an extra uh what's the name of that ability i think it's just something i can use for sorcery sorcery points for okay um i'm not seeing th like in order to do extra damage or are you doing sorcery points to make an extra spell slot it would be using a sorcery point to pick an an extra person to attack oh you just get one more ray with that i think so okay but i could be wrong i'm down to check you know what i'm down you can take another ray with a sorcery point we'll figure it out later okay um does that sound i think it might just be spell slots but i i haven't played it i think it's just spells left if you want to use two both your sorcery points to add another ray all house rule that we can do that this time um uh cool uh go ahead and roll your four attacks cool eleven uh plus you're oh right oh so seventeen that hits 19 plus 6 25. that hits 21. and 9. uh roll damage for your first three attacks cool um these are d6s yes you need one more we have one more there you go those d6 is going get them going get them hot it's so chunky get them oh nice all right that's good yeah ten 18 uh 23. hell yeah all on big danny um all on big daddy pete go ahead and tell me you reach out to the voice and the voice in the darkness goes it is right to wish for power uh what happens as pete raises his hand you feel this is powerful magic yeah i feel i do feel like it's evil but i'm like i have always been someone who lives in the night and maybe that's just me now so i'm like thank you and then i attack uh your the flesh and bone of your arm explodes out like a banana peeling apart going and a torrent of flame shoots out and you see the flame is filled with these little beaked goblins or something made of fire going like yay we're all coming [Applause] as they shoot out and rend the chest of this giant santa thing uh and your arm starts to like stitch itself back together you feel insane and like high uh this is awesome uh go ahead and roll in their wild magic search for me 17. you're good uh what's the worst thing that could happen in a wild magic surge uh you could kill your entire party i'm here for it oh yes you're killing us uh that's going to be uh that's going to be cool misty um i would like to take a five foot step back i can take a five foot step back without getting an attack of opportunity my foot step is actually oh that's a three three point five uh as long as you don't leave the threatened area you're fine so i would like to cast uh fairy fire which is a first level spell on this little monster guy and he has to um win a he has to beat a dexterity saving throw and if he does not beat the deck's throw he we gain advantage on all attacks against him really yes uh ooh that seems extremely uh i'll read it out to you if you like uh no that that's great um so he has to roll a deck save what's the dc for your spells uh dc is 14. ooh boy you know what it's first battle let's bring out our old friend the box of doom once again bringing out our old friend the box of doom for important roles here our friends are in the middle of a frozen times square fighting these horrifying santas and their giant hive cleaning santa claus has just appeared uh we're not going to roll because that santa is going to make a little saving throw um tell you right now that this santa makes that throw on a 13 or higher to see if the spell affects it we'll go ahead and roll [Music] misty what does your spell look like as you cast it um a beautiful sparkly almost like disney princess-esque uh circle of lights enshroud him um and like ding off of him in little trink like plinky bells darling i love to be naughty it's my favorite thing uh incredible uh cog it's gonna be you sweet oh boy everyone's so [ __ ] um okay kingston you got you got to uh you got our friend ricky here i think i'm gonna head back for ricky in a second okay um then i'm gonna i guess i'll create another flaming sphere and shoot it at him that'll be my last second level spell but i'm gonna i'm gonna do that hell yeah uh go ahead and uh this guy's gonna make a save what's your dc on that uh my dc is sh 14. um awesome go ahead and roll damage cool ten yeah [ __ ] yeah and then i'm just gonna have it chill up in his [ __ ] um you see that this garbage oily fireball attacks this giant monster kingston that's you uh can i uh what's the state of santa uh you look down uh make a medicine check for me what is the state of santa uh that's gonna be that's gonna be 28. uh santa is badly injured but still breathing okay right uh i think of my old friend santa but uh i notice how awfully hurt ricky matsuya is right now i can heal myself to what extent though i i have a cure wounds uh and i uh lay on hands still if you felt like healing santa he'll stand uh i kind of want to heal santa oh you gotta do it i'm gonna take care of himself he's a big strong boy fine i heal santa uh i think i'll do healing words so i don't have to get all up in the juices with uh the hive queen oh no one's talked about the juices okay so you're in a bonus action healing word yeah [Music] um what is that so do i just roll d4 plus my spell casting modifier um yes you do great uh this could be eight um uh what do you say to santa santa get your ass up merry christmas he vomits a bunch of peppermint eggs out of his laid eggs at me and made eggs and jolly who's technique oh my god you see uh yes santa begins to like crawl to his feet uh that's your bonus action you have movement and action left i guess i'll move toward ricky mitsui just in case i know ricky boy i know you could take care of yourself but uh and you have an action so you could do a disengage to not get a tax opportunity great i'll do a disengagement i'll get a text of opportunity kingston rushes back over to ricky um uh then that's going to be ricky okay um i might i don't they're gonna go before you get a chance to heal me so i think i gotta heal myself first so i'm gonna do cure wounds on myself cool damn so my spell casting ability modifier is just one right mm-hmm okay so i handle myself for four glad i came back what's with your charisma um oh okay yeah charisma is your spellcasting modifier gotcha so i'm here for six i'm at 10 now uh and then i don't really have anything else to do other than i guess i could try to move forward towards the thing but they're going to get a hit on me right yeah they would um yeah i think um i probably should get case that way keep up so i'm gonna try to move one two three four or three four five six cool so two of them are get swings on okay so you move them right here great um 18 is my ac uh two swings on you 18's the ac that's two misses baby uh yeah you rush you're so [ __ ] buff these goopy santa clauses muscle your way through um then uh it's going to be um this thing picks up santa are those bodies oh yeah they're bodies yeah is that a pregnant woman no oh christ dark um he's trying to get to dunkin donuts let's see if i can it's in that dd perks uh i'm gonna need dexterity saves from ricky and from misty uh 13 11. uh who got a 13 i did you did okay is 13 the worst one unlucky 13. misty you take 16 points of damage and you take eight some damage all right i'm at two i'm at home hey you see the center goes and just the coldest shards of tinsel just tinsel vomit oh my god lacerate and shred you guys with this freezing cold energy um and then the mutants go um oh there's one two three four five six seven eight boom am i gonna be down wait oh i mean it's you two who can bring people back right yeah yeah you can heal you have heels too i have a heel i don't think i have any kind of heel thing hey then go kick gas dude leave that time no i feel bad though i always play healers i haven't had enough you know yourself man i made 21. let other people heal you okay uh kingston what's your armor class 18. uh you take uh five points of damage oh okay uh from a slashing yeah one of your tentacles rips out of you 21-5 uh cub rush what's your ac 17. i got a little shield i'll just keep it between us uh you take eight points what are you at ten and i have to roll to maintain concentration to keep my sphere absolutely [ __ ] me i i don't do it uh pete what's your arm class 13 you take four points of damage down to two uh and then that's gonna be misty and ricky that's a miss on ricky and a miss on misty do i have to for concentration he hit me for 16 what do i is my that spell is gone right very fire yeah you could theoretically roll is it i freak it's a constitution saving throw okay so you should roll a saving through to c uh half damage is eight yeah spell so no advantage over him whatsoever god foreign these saving throws are [ __ ] us yeah um that's going to be now uh uh those were all the mutants that went um you see that uh santa santa uh from within the claws of that thing goes well i'm very very sorry you deserve better than this especially during this holiday season but let's see what else i can do um and you see that uh he reaches into his bag which he's still got um presents he just gives us a ps4 and dancing um but it's a 1d12 weapon ricky catches it but it still breaks from the job see he reaches in and takes a little bit of snow and goes every single one of you gains eight hit points thank you santa we wish you a merry christmas oh even in these times it's crushing me um i did it wrong back under 24. uh met ten yeah waking up santa was the right move uh that's gonna be sophie okay i would like to run jump up on this exposed rib and use it to monkey bar myself to uppercut him with my feet one two three four five six seven eight you make it there yeah um uh you got a speed of 40 right uh cool go ahead and roll your attacks um okay is uh 18 gonna hit 18 hits okay so that's for seven then i'm going to hit him again does 16 hit 16 hits four five then i'm gonna use so it's seven and five i'm gonna use a key point mm-hmm for a flurry of blows do i have to roll no i don't have to roll you one attack yeah roll and attack again okay 17 is going to hit uh so for another five nice jesus um yeah after flipping this [ __ ] chrysalis into the sky um you guys see sophie is fast runs up uh you feel it can i say i did like the gymnast thing where i like do a circle on the exposure like yeah like this off-balance high queen wobbles around and uh you jump up and um get in the rib cage and you kick this [ __ ] right in his peppermint heart he vomits a bunch of viscous half formed presents like weird organic like bows and ribbons and [ __ ] uh come out of his mouth um uh incredible uh uh yeah if you are now deep in this dude's rib cage you see that santa looks at you and says sophie bisser clatter it's wonderful to see you oh my god was it really you who i used to go visit at the staten island mall no that was an alcoholic vagrant i'm santa claus that man got a seasonal job because it's a you know that's sort of what he can handle i see well he was really nice make sure you give him a good present i always do okay um you are yeah you are not inside of that giant santa claus um oh that's gonna be pete look um okay uh someone someone's in front of me right there they'll get a hit on you if you move a frame uh and i don't really have these level spells left all i have is fire bolts and i guess they explode still you've used you've used your second level spells right yeah yeah yeah um cool so wait can i do you think sleep would affect these people or um you could make a uh make an archonic check see 13 14. the the powers you've been drawing on are starting to make you feel a little bad you do feel like another part of you sort of coming on this something else you can reach out to if you wanted to try and cast leap you definitely could cool yeah um yeah hell yeah um uh you go ahead and cast sleep uh so go ahead and roll i think it's what it's you five to eight yeah uh and that's how much who are you doing it on uh what would make most sense probably the little guys just to take them out um okay i've got 48. great wow 12 and then uh 15. 15 all together hell yeah uh you go ahead uh this guy right here you hit this area and this guy goes to sleep as you uh hit that group of them um you see that a different voice you suddenly see a flash of that little gray-faced child um and you see the child says i'm trying to reach uh and weird gray gritty city dust it looks like the kind of dust that kicks up out of the weird gutters and sidewalks that would then like hit you in the eye but also mixed with like little pieces of diamond and the glittering star light appears in your hands and escapes and hits that guy in his weird oculus he goes [Music] in my head um and it's uh snoozing uh that's gonna be misty uh i turn to the big boy and i say hey big boy let's dance and i uh do an incredible leaf fast like time step with my beautiful silver shoes of titania and i cast irresistible dance on the big buy can't believe i'm getting a free misty moore show god darling with me every day is a show my life is a show so you see that this thing looks you goes [Music] and it has no legs but just sort of squirms and it poops out a couple half-formed santa clones um okay that's terrible um that's now going to be before i do that sorry i um i go to sophie uh and i go hey kid i like you you're great and i give you biotic inspiration oh my god oh my god my new friends are awesome uh that's going to be cub rash sweet okay i'm gonna do something a little risky here cause i'm a [ __ ] rat um and i'm gonna just take hits from these guys maybe to get up to here i wanna get in the middle of my friends here within a 30-foot aura dope i want to get there cool go for it unless i get struck down i'm at 18 right now one of them really clobbers you um but you do get to that spot great okay uh then i am going to i'm a uh circle of shepherd druid i'm going to call upon a spirit totem of a unicorn uh just my other ones are real shitty but this one is an actual majestic unicorn uh everyone in uh 30 foot or any anytime i cast a healing spell they get healed for my druid level so they'll get healed for three that's nice um what do you got actually you know what i can only cast your ones on myself because i can't touch anybody no but you need to do that anyway so that's what everyone's going to get both oh it's a bonus action to call the spirit totem cool so we all got three you guys see this incredible unicorn appears made of snow you guys recognize this is the uh the inwood unicorn [Applause] and then you can heal yourself uh not for much uh i just heal myself for six um kingston it's gonna be your turn okay so we're at you guys and then um misty ricky um kingston each get three right cool uh so pete you're at ten pizza tan and in the corner by himself but the person in front of me is asleep but still yeah i think it's this guy no this other guy fell asleep yeah you got you saw the guy next to you you're still the guy in front of me isn't the one you got you didn't roll high enough to make that dude in front of you who's uninjured go to sleep um [ __ ] congress you're at i'm at ten ten ricky you're like 13. 13. and if i move out of this this like trifecta of uh dirty santas i've found myself in they they'll all get attacked some opportunity on me unless i disengage correct okay let's all watch dirty santa so many billy bob fountains i think i'm gonna disengage one two three four five uh yeah can i disengage from these three move one two three like over near the sleeping santa yeah and then cast healing word on pete the plug uh yes you can great go ahead and roll that one d4 oh lovely oh uh plus okay uh that's nine oh thank you man uh that's good uh i forgot to roll for sleep go ahead and roll is that in that one for sleep but maybe it'll be something good healing it could be something good very exciting our first wild magic i'm trying to be honest but i didn't want to be that but maybe i'll do something really good though uh you feel yourself as you get healed by kingston do your two types of magic interact again of this again this like golden light mixed with your insane like rainbow uh you get hit and all of your sorcery points are restored whoa yeah okay okay um the most insane upper you've ever been on you are [ __ ] cooking right now [ __ ] yeah um uh now we're going to uh that was kingston uh uh ricky that is you how [ __ ] up is this big old bad santa doing uh big old bad santa's not looking great big old bad stand has got to be like dancing and [ __ ] all right i think i'm gonna try to join me just run up and uh divine smite nice all right yeah do you have any spells left to divine smite with it's my last one last one i've used two so far cool uh one two three you run up uh you see yes sophie's in the rib cage kicking the [ __ ] out of this thing's heart hey just uh hang on santa i'm coming to get you hey look at him you're the opposite of santa go ahead and take your attack ooh that is a 17 17 hits cool and then for so i add two d8 on top of the d8 yeah okay you got two d8 oh that's what a smite is yet so 14 uh sorry that was a seven and then a three and then an eight oh eighteen eight so seven three eight and then plus seven so jesus fourteen uh seventeen eight twenty five twenty five yeah uh you guys see you rush up to go save santa um you go you're the opposite you leap up and fully decapitate the entire holy [ __ ] you um just leap straight up into the air you guys see that ricky's axe glows with this incredible brilliant light and actually the blade like elongates not the metal part but the light gleaming off it elongates to perfectly and safely severe head um wait can i can i safely catch santa so we can land together you can write with him uh go ahead give me an acrobatics check don't drop santa 24 baby goes perfectly in your arms um he goes you do so much for all of us someone needs to look out for you he says well now it looks like i'm on your lap polaroid i'll put it on my fridge i do a selfie incredible um you see the decapitated butt actually the head falls away the decapitated body starts to dance up broadway uh and like spurt blood and eventually collapses uh over by the sparrows you see um cool uh the the mutants all sort of scream and they're they're no longer possessed with purpose but they are violently lashing out still um so that is ricky's turn um uh santa's there ricky's there um uh these guys actually are gonna run uh misty you get an attack of opportunity on that one oh great i mean i'll use my umbrella with a knife inside of it to hell yeah go for his little ribs 11 no wait nah 14. um uh 14 hits great uh that is four points of damage not bad um but it helped in other ways there you go yeah girl um dope uh you see uh and that was just your reaction so that's just for free these guys gonna take some swings now two of them are going for ricky um one of them hits you ricky for um six points of damage okay i'm still at uh uh seven um let's see there's six of these guys [Music] uh cool um one's gonna take a swing at you pete misses three of them are gonna take swings on kingston actually uh uh two of them take swings on kingston miss i'm gonna need you to roll a dexterity savings room ooh that one uh you take five points of frost damage is one of them belches peppermint at you um two takes uh one who takes the swinging cub rash misses how come come on safe [Music] wait hug is down no no i'm deck safe oh dex um oh but i'm proficient oh no i'm not proficient in that um just nine oh you take eight points of cold in [ __ ] i'm so hurt i'm at two down in twenty okay down to twenty one down to twenty um yeah uh these sanders like clobbering you kingston they're slashing you with tentacles uh you see that santa looks at these clones as he's like sort of sitting in your lap um and you see that he looks at uh these two right around ricky uh and you see he says this just you see it's like bloods coming from his head he has like incisions in his stomach and his coat storm where something like laid eggs in him and you see he goes well this simply won't do it all you two get in the bag and opens the bag up um you see that these two santas are sucked into his bag and are just gone um uh so he says some things are better left in the back uh that's gonna be so um okay i'm gonna gently place santa down um and then i want to go in your arms i wanna run uh actually maybe i'll keep him in my arms i say run yeah you sure you carry something i can't i carry said i want to shove myself in between kug and these two guys okay can i do that um uh yeah you can actually make like a shove attack if you want to make an opposed athletics with one hey i'm walking here yeah yeah okay well would that be like i i can't do like a regular attack on them then if i do that because you have plenty of attacks okay you make one of your attacks in athletics to push them away and then take your other attacks okay cool so i'm making athletics to push them away you got to beat a 14. um i got a 14 and then i'm adding six to it so 20. uh you just roundhouse this guy and knock him back uh five feet you get in between congress you're still holding santa you see that uh santa goes like yes you are a gifted martial artist well you know cardio kickboxing has its benefits more than just for the nice glue you need shoes santa she's got then i'm gonna attack the other one that i didn't uh go for it okay um okay ten is gonna hit you said uh ten does not hit ten confirmed um and then do i still get my bonus action to with my like unarmed or whatever my head or are you using that no i think you used that all right uh but you got that guy away from cub rash that's gonna be pete cool um oh with wild magic surge did you want me to roll like this i actually rolled that over here oh cool cool okay great um okay i uh i don't know i could do yeah yeah yeah true um okay yeah i'm gonna do it sucks that they blow up when you kill them yeah fully um man i don't know i guess i'll cast sleep some more and try to like affect more people yeah you see there's there's some injured ones around yeah for sure um go ahead and you can sleep again go for it roll 5d8 cool um and then uh i can can i do use those sorcery points to add more to the sleep thing or you think that's you can you can do sort of uh the sorcery points what i would say actually also you know these guys are hurt by fire a lot so firebolt's not a bad idea either you just want to keep using it or scorching ray i think your scorching rays out uh cause i already used my second one you could use your sorcerer's points to turn them into a spell exactly hey you know what we got there uh i use a sorcerer oh no sorry i used two you have to actually use all three of your sorcery points to be able to do that cool yeah then i'm gonna do scorching ray i can do three attacks with that yeah okay so for the first one 16. next one 13 with the six is 19. [ __ ] yeah 17. all of them hit roll two d6 um uh and let me know which ones you're attacking okay there's one right in front of me right yeah all right get him for six uh not down but badly badly injured okay so no probably another one another one will do it yeah but he's gonna whatever that'll do it and then the final one i'll aim it at uh this one i guess that's oh yeah piling up come on two sixes come on ah six and a two eight uh eight uh you see badly badgely injured that one uh by kingston um uh as you can you pull on this weird nightmarish thing you see that again your arm like opens up into tatters for fire to like come out of the center of you blasting out of your arm uh weird [ __ ] uh that's going to now be misty um i'm gonna turn i i'm gonna come over here and cast cure wounds on um congrats oh thank you so much awesome does your unicorn still up yes oh sorry that doesn't do it yeah she's doing it that's only if i do that's uh nine points and then i try to find something on you that i can compliment and i'm just like you guys look at you you seem very nice thank you so much and i give him by the kids nice i shake hands on it uh after that lovely compliment that's gonna be your turn awesome okay i wanna do i wanna hit as many guys as possible so i might take an opportunity attack here from this one guy um so i wanna do thunderwave which is a cube origin or originating from me um so i need to get away if i don't want to hit my friend so i'm going to take a hit from this guy cool so one two three i'll move over here cool or four i want to try to i want to hit these three guys uh dope so they make dex saves um uh rad uh the one guy misses you um i think thunder wave my understanding is that the cube is a 15-foot cube originating from you meaning you're in the center right or is it yeah or would that be that would be a five foot radius it's from itself so this is so so can you put the cube wherever you want i think it's from himself so i think it only affects people within five feet guys okay so then i'll just go back here and get these two cool uh awesome go ahead and roll your damage sweet eight uh you see that the one that was injured by pete is uh blown away this guy is fully uh knocked uh uh what direction do you want this guy to go ten feet uh let's send them my way um blown back uh pizza's gone i light up a dirty puddle it smells like [ __ ] just sizzling [ __ ] we can tell you like it i don't like it it just you want to know how it smells you're curious uh case that's gonna be here uh cool i mean we seem to just be chilling everyone seems to be doing fine uh so i'll hell i'll let me get in on this action i'll secret flame the dude who seems to be almost there yeah uh go for it man go ahead and roll your tack roll uh well i think you just make a dexterity saving throw for them uh or they take one d8 uh he fails hell yes um great with joy uh seven uh uh yeah usa casey turn around you raise your hand your eyes glow brilliant white and a burst of like again it's it's hard to tell if it's moving like air or fire but this brilliant thing goes uh and you see the santa clara goes um rad uh that's going to be ricky um how hurt i guess i should just kill the one next to you right kill some guys uh i'm just gonna run up to the one next to kingston and just attack it hell yeah go ahead and roll uh roll attack for fun i only got 11. 11 actually hits oh wow uh that's uh 12. oh yeah yeah and it's the brittle kind again yeah do certain ones hurt us when they explode or not yes certain of them but uh certain of them hurt you when they explode um good thing we picked up on that now yeah uh uh cool uh that one is not down yet uh but you thud your axe into the side of it um that's going to be this guy now uh uh you see um yeah this dude opens up for peppermint breath i need dex saves from sophie and misty dex okay i got a 19. i got an 11. does that save or do i need to find that out i'm going to use my bardic inspiration go for it oh you make it can you take two cold damage you misty moore's right behind you yeah what could that's a real celebrity wait how many points of damage was that uh two okay great team uh one takes a swing at sophie misses like crazy um this is gonna take another swing at uh ricky uh and mrs ricky um uh these guys are are bad down from the count uh you see santa looks at the two next to you sophie uh once again you see he says marv what impressive people uh and then he looks again at these two and goes back where you came from the bag so they disappear into the bag um that's going to be uh uh and then sophie that's you all right only one guy left right that's right all right i'm going adam have you put down santa yet um no me and saying are going actually can i take and go santa first with the bag and we just try and trap him with the bag yes absolutely uh get the bag out uh go ahead and make an opposed acrobatics check you've got to beat a 17. i did uh you see that you just hug santa into the air and he goes and puts the bag over this one uh that one is fully gone uh and times square has been cleared of mutant santa claus [Applause] just a bunch of dead people in there now just a bunch of dead people who have been fully fully killed um you see that uh santa uh looks over at you guys and says well what the [ __ ] happened here someone laid eggs in you yeah what's wrong oh my god you look and see a bunch he's holding kind of see-through gel eggs that have a bunch of little tadpoles with santa hats on them her this is very bad very very bad who did this to you do you know i i don't remember much we were accosted by well i you know i had to come here to deposit my clones um not all of them most of the again the vast 99.9 of the clones turn out fine uh but the defective ones had to be brought here to be deposited within the sphere of the umbrella arcana so that uh they would not raise suspicion and uh i landed the sleigh near belvedere castle in the park and before i knew it something happened some of the clones that i was pouring out of the bag they acted up normally the clones are very no they'll vandalize things or they'll explode or other things like that but they're not generally this harmful i don't know what's happened this time something knocked me unconscious something attacked me in the sleigh where's my sleigh it's still in the still in the park covered in some fancy script he sort of looks like this well this is very strange in indeed i'll need to go to my slate once by the way hello i am santa claus it's good to see you again santa big sam big fan of your work what kind of bag is that hmm it's a magic bag bigger on the inside than the out and it contains many things which should not see the light of day okay i okay what a very young man and what is your name um jeffrey jeffrey jeffrey jeffrey i don't think that's true i should probably get out of here you guys uh i'm worried why are you lying to santa how do you sleep i panicked man you never say your real name uh so all of you guys here in times square you look around there are dead bodies peppermint blood everywhere the horrifying santa's killed there's still that one sleeping mutant santa and the twitching carapace you know marvel body of the santa clone queen santa looks around at you guys and says something very strange is happening here but then again here's new york city i wouldn't expect anything less greatest city in the world you're hilarious santa oh this guy how are you doing good good good to see you wonderful huge fan of your world i'm a huge fan of your words was incredible are you kidding what you do is change lives can i ask a question yeah have you ever considered doing a christmas album i don't want to push the idea you know i've really been thinking about it because you know between you and me they sell like they sound like crazy i'm very misty christmas i'm i'm doing it i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it oh no i don't buy that so fast i'm sick of my josh groban one you know i do love josh he's a good i know but i've listened to it so many times i get it i understand uh uh king's suicide because you have to come by i need to take those eggs out of you oh i am filled with these yeah yeah if you come by whenever you got a chance uh i should get up to the sleigh but maybe after the sleigh will head over to the hospital you can i do appreciate it i also have a weird it's not a mold but it's basically just i don't know i'll take a look at it i appreciate it can i have an egg santa don't give this boy i just want to see this you don't need a man or you've been a very good little boy reaches into the sack and pulls out a beautiful little like christmasy nutcracker faberge egg that's for you oh cool fancy egg a really fancy egg a very not fancy boy a good boy nonetheless ricky hi santa we haven't met before but you don't seem that phased that i'm here yeah it just seemed fine you're told when you're a child santa's you know coming so i've just known about you for a long time has there not been any has there not been a dip for you as an adult where there was a period of time where you thought i i am real but are you saying that you haven't had any time where you didn't think i was real no i pretty much i've always believed in you it would be crazy if you weren't real because you're such a good person uh you see he looks at you and says sophie you are welcome at the north pole anytime you'd like to come oh i love to travel i'll be up absolutely now i know how i can find out your name hmm let's head up to if you would you mind showing me uh to to where my sleigh is uh yeah absolutely very well here we go and you guys are whisked away on snowy wind uh santa goes i can also change all of your size as well you know for chimneys and the like but also for fun make me even smaller i'll make you move i'll make us all so small you guys all shrink just do it on my waist you know i can't spot it like that but that'd be nice you know santa's got a little bit of a gut here too i've seen hey you honestly mrs cross likes it i'm not surprised you guys are so tiny the giant snow the snowflakes are like these skyscraper sized structures around you yes christmas magic um you guys arrive in central park you see uh uh that the slays so there there are now uh a lot of cops around here it's been like cordoned up is like a crime scene um you see pete again this like wispy shadow fire stuff over the sleigh as a bunch of humans are kind of like looking at it and you see that uh one of the cops looking at it says god damn looks like somebody uh took their camry and drove it all the way through the park and crashed it over here into this tree there's crazy drunk drivers man it's nuts car like this i've amazingly got this far uh and you see that all the cops looking at the sleigh appear to be seeing a toyota camry cug would i have seen a toyota camry in the past you i have you seen it oh before you like the cops like i think she's ever since i started hanging out with you i've been seeing a lot of crazy [ __ ] i thought you weren't real and then all you introduced me to all your friends and i've been seeing crazy [ __ ] so i'm saying was i on the other side yeah you you would have seen this as a toyota camry a couple days ago i would think oh my god when you weren't drunk i uh i think i go up to santa and i say thanks so much for all your help i can't be around this many cops though and i go to shake your hand but i press like a bag of cocaine into your hand what is oh a little bit of magic snow i know you got to stay up all night so uh oh this is cocaine i can't take this no no no hey it's free it is on credit but it's free so next time you see me then maybe you can get me back don't worry well i i appreciate the offer but i am a spirit for children and i shouldn't have cocaine oh you want what two cb i got stuff that makes you up but you get it pete your soul is in jeopardy wait i'm not going to lie uh i need to find something you see that uh santa moves you see uh just turns into a little whirlwind of snow moves past the cops uh you guys see that there is one police officer that recognizes you guys and starts to walk over to you there's a group of people kind of like gathered around it's like onlookers and people like that um uh pete and sophie you guys are looking at like a central park horse cop for a second and then that shadowy stuff kind of peels off and a full centaur she walks up to you she's got like the cop uniform and like the helmet stern strong looking face walks up and says nurse brown good to see you opponent good to see you yeah how's it going uh you guys know anything about this i don't know nothing uh we think uh pixie's who's this kid that's jeffrey hmm hey jeff you want to say hi to my horse i do love horses actually yeah uh make a deception check for me real quick okay 13 oh oh a lot 19. oh 19. uh yeah she kind of narrows her eyes and looks at you uh looks back at the rest of you and sort of pipes down and says uh any uh idea what happened here uh you know santa was knocked out i saw some pixie stuff around here yeah but it was weird pixie stuff i think that maybe it was somebody trying to cover up and make it look like it was pixies because underneath it was infernal infernal not kidding uh you guys have any more of this uh sort of evidence anywhere or anything we could take a look at didn't you bite the glyph off the glove uh the glove box yeah i got that i mean aren't some of us like covered in goo yeah you guys are covered in good you could just kind of take a cotton swab to me uh see she nods takes a little forensics kit swabs you guys looks at the glyph and says all right i'm gonna enter this into evidence all right with you um takes the glyph uh you see that she looks over at santa coming back from the sleigh see that she sort of you know salutes to santa as he approaches he comes back and says it's gone it's gone what's going on what's going on santa he's like my list hmm my list like you're good and bad sounds like somebody's been very naughty indeed it's it's was in the glove box of the sleigh that's where i can you just make it yeah is it really that it would work people could just make a new you know how much work goes into making that list it's a [ __ ] magic list so presumably if someone had access to that list they would know who the bad people were thus the corruptable souls my goodness [Music] am i on the bad list ricky no oh you are not on the bed santa what are we talking about man like are you what like what could somebody do how powerful is this list um it's extremely important that we find this list and get it back have you thought about maybe just for the future as one old fella to another oh you should digitize the list with some kind of i'm not digitizing the shop if you put the list on the cloud my cousins helped me do it and it was i've been very thankful for the next year i need to get back to the north pole this is quite bad um so the naughty and nice list was something that we work very hard on at the north pole and it's actually so uh well done and well kept that um i was reached out to by some other entities uh to sort of use the list not the physical list which is very important that i have on me but um well you know basically saint peter reached out to me and said that it was crazy for him to keep his book and me to keep the list at the same time and that it would be better to just sort of consolidate that effort and i got reached out to by um well you know old uh downstairs fellow as well so heaven and hell have kind of been using my list for santa a while are you cambridge analytica oppression commentary yes um that's bad it seems like they could just keep their own lists you would think that wouldn't you yeah right so they already had it no no i mean heaven and hell have been using my list for their bookkeeping purposes as well because we basically were making a bunch of versions of the same list hell has to keep a record of everyone's good and bad and heaven asking everyone was good and bad so you're saying that that someone could maybe use that to get out of hell or something like that or like if if you didn't have the list i should go i should really get out of here can we go to the hospital sure okay well does that list have the kind of power that if you wrote someone's name that it could change you could change their status i don't think just anybody could write on that list say a powerful magic user the type that could take down santa and destroy his sleigh and scatter his reindeer to the wind i guess uh i need pete to that very last spell that you cast i need you to roll wild magic search for me real quick five five good nothing happens you feel a welling up of magical energy as always your world was normal yesterday or as normal as your life ever got and you feel this welling up and suddenly that little gray child's face appears in your vision again and says eat the words of lazarus and disappears well um suffice it to say this is very bad i have much work i'm already behind schedule i've been here longer than i should have um kingston we can go to the hospital if you want or if there's work that needs to be out of the north pole that i should get back for um she goes and does this loud whistle uh and you see that a bunch of the flying reindeer come back um and uh you see that just land in the park he begins to hitch them back up to the sleigh um and looks over at you guys and says i need to go back to the north pole and tell people what has happened um yeah again man maybe just get a phone oh misty uh what's a dry wit i could do that get with the times you know i just like the aesthetic of the analog stuff it just feels more in keeping with them who knew santa was such a hipster am i right yeah who wants to go to the north pole and see a bunch of elves with ipads you know not i who's going to the north pole nobody i thought i was invited oh sophie you are inviting me yes yes yes yes maybe um maybe april break great april's not a busy time for us yeah uh the elves are of course busy but i'm sorry you know me and the deer are only really work out all right you've all been wonderful happy holidays i wish you all the best if you hear anything about that list the fate of the world may depend on it but i might be i don't know i don't really know but i'm going to figure it out uh take care you sure you don't want to tell me your name yeah my name's pete i i will say that there has been this dark force uh inviting me and uh i think i i think it said to me i leave today this morning that sounds like something you all should check out farewell oh gosh a run dancer on pants around blitzing easy to take off see that a bunch of the human cops look at this weird thing of like shadow trails after the sleigh they all look as the slay just disappears and they all stare at it for a long time and they all go yep i guess that tow truck just got the camry off to the uh impound good good good good and they all start to walk away so embarrassing i used to live like that epona looks at you guys and says are you any of you all uh need a hand with anything are you all right i mean you got a bottle opener see you says bottle opener no i don't have a bottle of wine that's fine all right get up open containers don't do it um we're magic how about that uh magic aura she hides my mic's hard lemonade and i open it for my teeth careful okay i'm gonna have to give you a ticket for that really open container is central park i might be a centaur but sometimes rules are rules all right i'll tell you don't be ready what are you doing uh and that's where we're gonna end for this episode of the unsleeping city uh tune in next week we'll see you guys there this is a very special moment in the history of the unsleeping city mario what the [ __ ] are you doing here sophie what the [ __ ] are you doing here running up in a mafia's wedding is not a good way to get answers away to get the [ __ ] kicked out of you do not take it lightly that i wizard is in your debt i feel sad something's going wrong

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Length: 88min 12sec (5292 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 11 2020