Muhammad Ali Funny Moments

I don't like fighters we'll talk too much God told you I'm doing slate for them trickster no special training just get the fight I'm ready to back up everything I'm saying and I'm food talk it was this this poem tales Hadfield to be as great as me this is it the greatest short poem of all time me we attract people in a way that no other athlete has ever done why do you fight people who are quite obviously not in your class Oh for life for example who well you let me put an even better question give me cigarette no no no I won't quit let me put it another way well he is asking for it don't you trying to get it going he just kept throwing and throwing and throwing right out of gas or what you all call it petrol and it wasn't a station around no work the man to beat me haven't been born yet I got the modest man to be where he is the day to have went as long as he did as good as he did plus knocking me down to get his Rankin with no style that was a man to beat him hand talk to her the time this has attempted the Wicker news and so in later rounds or no problem was so to see after God around camp somebody told me George Foreman was awful strong I said he should try ban roll-on that's the deodorant oh my god let me go the time the punching started to the warhead landed it was for one hundredth of a second which is I bleep like a camera flash it's 400 a second now the minute I hit sunny listen all of those people blink to that moment that's why I swear if you watch the film clothes you got on oh yes he will get about that well that's it all right I'm getting ready to hit him you can't just you got to holy eyes oh wait now you won't see it man I'm a boxing and I was arm wrestling as if I could beat him yes in spite of all time Who am I alright what's happening give me a shake give me five we'll give you 30 but your face is too dirty I shall show you what I was doing I was in the corner coming back when I was a college that was it yeah man's fast he hit me so fast he hit me for God got the news to me if you don't mind me asking you stood her what happened to you two fingers what you said if our chanting resist with atoms we were our main event will go this handsome trophy don't need hit by like what what's the word I can't tell you my way over to marry you figure that but you being our but you know why they say that I race for the best possible reasons though they have fear and they are wearing looks looks dangerous to them that's right not really they're dangerous to me honest this is another day it is the affection they have for you they've never felt about another box or like the felt about you take a look in the gym Oh in a paper actually this week that you've been voted Sports Personality of the world does that surprise you yes I do because of the world that's a big thing to be you know the number one man in the world and all I had to do was to go out and beat for a man who had no skill no class I seriously the man had no skill I don't know why the world is so foolish to believe in him and think that I wasn't gonna win he only beat Joe Frazier who was fat enough that night he thought of Ken Norton or fellow was frightened for me but they wouldn't fight him Joe King Roman the Puerto Rican chavin in Japan who had no skill he's never been over five rounds in the past ten years the man fights like a woman he's wild no class no science and then ugly and I just don't know why they think I'm something I'm so great now because I'd be George Foreman he was not no way than estimated him I tried to tell you what nothing so now they rank me the best athlete in the world I mean I would say that if they would say overall that I've done and if they're saying it since I've been in the rain I would say they're right but I don't think just over winning that fight they should make me the man of the year when anchor and I think should be people like him but you can't put down the foreman like that you know Konya mama doesn't put him down well when the history of America you just love to see two colorful feet up here at the floor trying to get okay we all fight you don't have to agitate the realm of his own we don't get along so we gonna get it on do you think he's the best so he's long jump in my chest so you don't have to try to agitate and push it on no father unless you want us to start now and you might get hit in the middle Patterson's body is suing his legs for non-support pain and I fit in the champion of the whole can whip every man in Russia heaven man in the color better man in Channel every man in Japan every man in Europe every man in America the Chapel of the whole world some big so I kept me and I would uh oh did you come from where I come from I mean fun did you just walk in the door I mean I was out there on the streets and somebody said they want to meet me if some glasses got powers I can oh so what are you trying to say well what I'm saying is that there are three new box no have you have a box hello why do you know so much about boxes you got a good television you have a good television show you good legit man listen won't you stay at room listen if you if you applied that to everybody no they're going what you fight I mean is it necessary for me to watch you admire they come and watch me fight because they don't know how to fight and they never could be fighters they admit they submit to the best and they come to see now you were expert on it litleo all try to be experts on boxing you know about the number tenth man the number fourth men another man and all of this in the gap and all of that you've never been in the ring as hard it's not easy the man is ranked number four in the world you trying to tell me he don't deserve that spot I've been number four you trying to tell you I beat the number tenth man what I'm saying is you can't beat number three two and one that's right well so that's right well nothing wrong with that well but if he's not such a bad man fee yeah I'm the champion and Cain done beat me they don't mean they're nothing he's the number fourth man he's young he's getting better and better a few years ago Buckner was a kid coming around gemination spar with me all of a sudden now bug knows the fourth ranked man in the world hey I'm getting old I might soon drop out George them Frazier took a heck of a pound and he can't take it much more formal might just gets discussed and quit from what I'm hearing Buckner might soon be the next man ranked number two and then for title shot we don't never know let him grow you just you won't let the man even grow who have you always been on this television show you was a little hustle running around before you came up here one day you will never be nothing and you're not as good as David Susskind you're not as good as a man Andrews you can't make it like a pirate Commodore we might have to tell you that now look at you you about number-one man now here but you had to work up you destroyed the man and talk about him and take him down for you see people like you good there's people I knew that make Joe Bugner train hard because one day Carol I heard handsome Joe Boehner is gonna be a champion and you can be Joe with you come on my hero I'm not gonna argue with you you're not as dumb as you look 15 times I have told the clowns the exact round they were going down what's your prediction for your next fight please there's a nice jewelry voice for you my prediction for the next fight is I'll be there when all right I don't know lies you were so tall I'm looking for a good sparring partner oh yeah I can't I've been all over the country I can't peel chump to get in the ring with me Sonny listen to some we're training and I'm out trying to find help and can do it oh I feel so good I feel thought pray tonight and god bless me I hope you know because uh I don't done a little good deed today I don't sacrifice all my wealth all my fame save what a woman say in a strange land going back to a worst land and don't give a damn no television I'll go over my kitchen to watch television what do you want i watch the China cause they can't be still sometimes called who's got the most color guess all these ladies you want me to walk out there with my women half naked before all of these men with all kind of nasty thoughts on a man with a breasts out her behind out but nothing I'm going to tight g-string almost carry me through the rain I said I won't do exhibition tonight i'm walking on myself I'm not gonna be guilty for carrying my women before the world neck at parade them and for people I said today I'm exhibitions off Joe Fraser hell the hell as you man come on baby he went out with his women so our beaters behind for that I hate to come all this way or not ask a question um what about what happened if you lose to all that all that stuff you got next question Joe Frazier so ugly his space should be donated to the Bureau of Wildlife what's the point of insulting each other Lou I mean people you insult everybody everybody thought well what's the part of insulting each other that's right the garden is sold out that's why Joe Frazier came out with his head in range he's slow he don't know how to lean back like I do you don't know how to move he got hit and he don't have enough common sense to say I'm here I better back up he don't back up he get knocked down he don't have no sense to say making the dollars involved my heavyweight title I'm alone Wragge it's easier to get knocked down again I need about 20 cycles of the cool dogs they can't think that much so right away he get right up and instead of retreating he runs into another one he get knocked down he don't realize I'm lucky I got knocked on try some getting a third chance Cassius do you think you're boastful I'm the pretty sight in the ring today that's my label but you've been so great if you hadn't have been so pretty this as well as something this is going too far they're so pretty you know I just say that to make people mad they come to see me get beat up but I don't want to think I'm pretty I know I'm pretty and all leading a lot of people sending I'm not in shape for my fights but like how much more shame to have to be in I'm still unscratched I'm pretty than you and you a sports announcer I know I'm probably if you look at me and look at you I look better than you and I had about nine fights ladies you must have been pretty good cuz I don't see no mark so what I'll see many marks on you'll either well I'm pretty good yeah I'm not conceited I'm just convinced listen I'm so models i canna fit my I can admit my own fault and my only fault is I don't realize how great our really if I had never heard of you I would not know that you were a fighter no no cauliflower ears I don't see scar on the face I know all I do is just do what I have to do and get paid that's it it's been written and written that you're dead broke is that true dead bro Wow no money no money don't make no sense you know something wouldn't be in my head on lower IQ I could enjoy this conversation I think in a social superior and my knowledge is so positive and my logic so wise until it clashes with the mentality which is down here and I'm both there by me being so high I can see more and see father than you and you looking at recent Holly don't do it honey please Dom I heard so Jim you think I get up I don't like a butterfly yeah well sting like a bee no got the butterfly part down brother Michael and you same rule suite to complete the cycle but before you can sting people out of the wits you gotta put on some meat and keep on yo grits well you cold no he preaches against materialism but fills his garage with a Rolls Royce and your Cadillac a new Lincoln no new campus two rolls-royce your Rolls Royce and all of a sudden he's one of the greatest of all times I said you all wrong this man is nothing I'm the greatest of all time okay you are intelligent but they told me I had to come to your show see you not as dumb as you look look Joe Frasier I wasn't in shape enough Oh Frasier medium said I was all three years but yet it was Joe Frazier who had to be under intensive care for one month when I fought macfoster I was 226 they say the heaviest of my career macfoster the other day just got out of the hospital in Japan they wouldn't let him leave the country everybody I'm fighting ladies end up in the hospital's I'm unscratched I'm unmarked I'm overweight I'm fat but yet I'm always winning and what if I get in shaver to be a murder wouldn't it we're making them fat but a rather I'm gonna die I would very much if you call Frazer all kinds of all think of a dumb [ __ ] you say got anything you said something like that it you you say that no you said something like that you called me a [ __ ] you're a public figure and you're one of those public figures who is in he said it Pablo figure I've got you oh god you say your public [ __ ] call it marzipan he's a racist call me a [ __ ] violin in harmony I tell her my sis I tell him my sister's a real big fan of yours and Rio is a and she always um shows pretends that she's Muhammad Ali in two three she really likes him a lot and I tell their mom I tell em I wish II yep you O Muhammad Ali you want to meet my sister you do have money do you have money yes well if you guys know I got it made ten dime on you box it means nothing when he look when you're talking to mama dolly you're not talking to just a boxer we can talk to things more interesting than boxing but I they maximize to ask you questions really it wasn't entirely about boxing actually Muhammad that's what I know sauce antes yeah you made fun of the color of my skin and now you not to make fun to color your skin I just told you you have the complexion and the connection to get the protection so I'm now seriously working for my people that's all I'll expect you to feel like I do I don't feel about your people like you this not nature the question still figures would you fight in the country to which you were politically opposed say one which had a very unattractive attitude towards the black man oh like America why are you so obsessed with our color I have a thing you have a little white job already and always there's the movie how come to visit that's why Jesus went good why the Lord supper angels of what every eating the angel such a brother will be bad or equal to heaven she said naturally I said what happened all the black angels makeup security tell me this there's a component sorry it's something that see weaker black folks all right folks Foreman but it's all right for you recording me huh huh but they but white white white why do you say that when do you mean that they were the new black folks tamagoyaki you're joking that's good doesn't what about South Africa supposing you had a massive office a twenty million dollars to fight Joe Bugner in South Africa or South Africa for nothing so on the conditions how I go I'm not going to be the white people hire them for want to stay white I want to stay black and I'm sure me intelligent white person watching this show and here's a hurry right white man don't black boys and black girls night white sons and daughters and in return introducing their grandchildren as half-pound kinky hair black people I'm sure I won't get all you with I'm sure he knows that one kinda says if one says this you don't have it you think about you know you ain't gonna shoot you gotta see this well yeah that's that's that's not true why would you want to do that how you learn some new trick called heaven or we got well it no you guys go educate me see the hell he called you I heard they said which we have about you become adults they can teach an old dog new tricks you close you a bear after time i'ma one now you told me at the camp that you sleep with a teddy bear in your bed yeah I don't make these things up you know that's what he said this guy tells me this and let's be friends for one minute just to give you Oh what song all the photos all the brothers down there watching television yeah I'm marriage on each other when it's come to one of these fellas trying to divide us we must unite didn't they they said I didn't have a punch business out have a punch kick chamber that's right listen they told me I don't have punch or nothin you don't know what I'll do he's scared I didn't know he was so ugly we all of the gifts that God has made us different no I'm not the fact that God made us big no no we're just human beings him at all we all listen blue birds fly with Bieber's Red Birds won't be aware listen listen tell me when I'm wrong pigeons gonna be with pictures but we cannot hide you when we must reach them they don't have intelligence we get they stay together we should have more intelligent than them right for those of us but Elijah Muhammad has been a record you must mean Isis many times the saying the white men are Devils who don't believe that yeah I believe everything he'd preached was it your fault no I like to fight Fighting's on the way I can make a living you know if I don't get no fives on our team how about the winner of tonights fight between sari and safe good luck yards thank you thank you every time you open your mouth you should be arrested for air pollution we're more about airplanes and I'll do boxing I mean I never worry about the fight we're about to flight I don't like airplanes I've been all the time though i'd say i can't stand flying but I fly morning about it kitty what I really feel yeah join a club either to Mike and Frank alright and smooth I'm alright she'll Thank You Tiffany look who's got it wrong the copters you know between America England over ocean I said what did we land even if he don't blow up and he don't crash what wheedle hand and when we land will I be able to get my life back down then when I get it out how long will it be before they find us cause it's night you know and then will the shark come and bust the thing all this goes to our mind Caesar I've been a lot of planes we hit thunderstorms weather policies ladies and gentlemen we've tried to get around and to retain the goomar house it's going to be kind of rough when the pilot said this is gonna be bad and they just gonna be wrong and the plane starts to fall in the swing is he dreams look medical my wake and it's right in and unbidden and you save yourself bill rocket I took a tray another plane pellets they have a worst job to me yeah you know flying through them thunderstorms and big old jets and one thing go wrong they explode having like car racers riding that thing 200 mile an hour all that iron and steel blowing up burning up it happens in England it happens horse races ice hockey football more than football than boxing so you just figured it'd never happen to you I'm sure the people who are now watching this show I hate to say it but next week when your show come on or whenever it comes on a lot of those people gonna be dated don't you never hit me back again I'm serious I'm serious hold are we on television yeah we're all man will television that's before the fight they had an interview and in the interview your boss Collins Muhammad Ali I'm the champion I am the greatest I will walk by can't lose and I'm always here to prove I am the greatest and what you gonna say about that you know that fight do you had about that without white man with the mustache and you knocked him down that there's no rubber yeah yeah I think that and you were fighting with him in before they had an interview you were fighting with him before the thing happened you said to him no he said to you I'm gonna mess up your pretty face that's where you see it my straight face you're not messed up the way you did what are you Fred huh uh what the hell say when you get into what you said you get into that ring you're gonna be asking yourself why are you why are you here how did I get into trouble all those people looking at me at the other side of repair the man that sometimes you have to have confidence what are you telling me I have too much some sometimes you do use and you say that like say I am going to beat him you know but it's better than saying oh I think I'm gonna lose but eyes I do beat them right well number one he's too ugly to be the world heavyweight champ a does nothing nobody that's not seeing you all alright me saying you go new and I'm gonna be out there every second smoking dead obese you will be smoking and I'm gonna be joking it chill how much giving a poke an airborne waddle you'll smoke it don't never dies my shot owe me but I'm gonna risk our job ratio let me tell you something boy somebody told me you bought us a Troy Cassius Clay is you wanna say Cassius Clay when Howard Cosell and everybody is calling you mom and I'll leave then why you got to beat one of all people whose color to keep saying Cassius Clay uh Howard car sells not the ones gonna fight you I am no it really hard on yourself now in the sport angle why don't you call me my name man well what's your name you told me your name was Cassius Clay a few years ago you my name is Cassius Clay my name is Muhammad Ali and you will announce it right there in the son of that ring after the fight if you don't do it now he says you're Cassius Clay I'm not calling you Muhammad Ali and you're gonna stay cash I said you gonna call me harder are you sucker and during the fight I kept saying what's my name did I tell you you gonna call me my name I suppose something he's a Cassius Clay your name is Kashmir I kept him I said what's mine because it Cassius Lee and my round seven I said what's my name he's a nominally I'll tell you something we haven't mentioned here during that film you distinctly uh well there was referenced you're calling him clay and you know we always said that that your TA nice but this is nice man he say that because they used to make me mad but it don't know more odesi the press now everybody calls me Ali the press called me Ali you call me Ali the Ku Klux Klan even call me Harley that you over the years have given them thrills and entertainment and fun and pleasure and we're very grateful thank you do you pay me for this show I asked how much money would I get you know for taking up on my time you know you should get little pay for this and they said you don't your budget is kind of low you don't pay too much and now ladies and gentlemen you're gonna see five seconds in the life of a kid he'll never forget mixing it up with a champ I like that I thought you had more intelligence they're trying to do the ollie shuffle ladies and gentlemen this is the regular dance I use just before the shuffle I'm moving and I'm moving and I'm jumping around and just before you know it the question everybody know he's going on gloves like I talk like that's like what am i okay you can bet you Amazon's like never something we always have what I say all right how do you get in there sucker talks too much I don't like fighters I don't like fighters who talk too much I was too ugly to be the world's heavyweight champion and the white girl was gone supposed to be on my side yeah and some I would switch around he said he had going Harlem said he didn't want the white girl his I said I'll take the white girl he take tobacco and somehow the game duh got the other way and the white girl knocked out to model one time was his partner said yeah that wasn't part of it and make no sense because your mama that there's an oral I had a heavenly talking fight as King taunt man it's just it was - it was two kids right - kids right watching in my cell man how you gonna match wits with me I'm speaking colleges in uniform I'll just turn down for action ship with officer did you know a local professor is an Oxford Fortran unfortunate I barely got out of high school and I have so much common sense until they offer me a professorship at the highest university in the world right not gonna have time to take it and you will set up in math you could have did Joe Frazier no box on this year and get in the rest in subject thank you for that [ __ ] talk about I didn't feel champ it won't do so bad oh hey oh man I'm sick it is you can't get no praising me let's start with making all this noise how before sale IVA made you famous enough and where I'll go you follow me to get your name in the papers long television this marvellous wristwatch what were you frightened of I wasn't trying to hit you why did you move I mean why would you jump over here after that I've looked all over this ain't nothing new my image is being confident he was trying to make it look like something new for I'm always confident I drop all of you're being extremely truculent whatever succulent mean is that's good I'm there you're not the man you were ten years ago right right well I'm at your wife are you the menu was last year y'all got it we just don't get along no kind of way it fires out drinking coffee with a girlfriend here right it for my wife the reason he was sitting on the bar with Suzie and he gave Suzie a kiss I know his wife don't know that she didn't attend she read your article foo howard cosell is a man of his profession and he's loose in the business and same with me and mine and he's independent I'm independent he don't need me and I don't need him he speaks his piece I speak man he respects me i respects him but i can't say he's my friend I'm not sure that there's anybody left really for you to fight you good luck I hope it's not an act of give me if it's an act just look at my record and see if they have the other fights v-necks have they been acts not so far well what makes you think I'm act in and with that final stage of the Apple why is it that you and Howard Cosell can't get along and my answer is we just don't get along all of the times together I've enjoyed them you're a very special man with a very special meaning thank to all of the American people thank I congratulate you it's my honor your name is Muhammad Ali I love your show I'm Mario style but his PS Oh chief I will see you for a while

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Keywords: Muhammad Ali, Muhammad, Ali, Cassius, Cassius Clay, Clay, Fight, Boxer, GOAT, G.O.A.T., Greatest of All Time, Interview, Funny, Hilarious, Beautiful

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Length: 34min 28sec (2068 seconds)

Published: Mon May 02 2016