MST3K: Robot Holocaust (FULL MOVIE)

this future mist of the eighty knows a guy named Joel not to refer to all me as Monica just another face in a red jumpsuit did a good job cleaning up the place [Music] easy movies the word we can find and what this all the mullahs are in I keep in mind Joel can't control in Morehead so sexual [Music] robot camera and other side buddy my name is Joel I'm wound up here in outer space I'm all alone except for the companionship with my two robot friends that I are of my own design there are two evil overlords scientists that are sending me horrendous films but I can handle it because I'm a human - three hey there you people in front of your TV's sitting along that line I'll be back from the commercial in a few minutes time move on by four three two versus I'm mad at you man hu em a and a human human you cheese it you guys get rid of the hearts of the overlords hey my muddy water is one of e nature's how's everything on earth how would we know we've been sub training for 93 days where's attracted from reality as you are maybe more G don't say hi well at the time for the invention exchange if it's time for the invention exchange yes show us what you've got pink boy well you know how it is on earth when them you know they have those giant and clothed stadiums and you can't smoke in and I always thought it's kind of peculiar because you can drive giant hell belching monster trucks but you can't smoke right yeah Yeah right well so I invented this thing it's a thing for smokers and it's a monster truck I call it the nitro-burning funny pipe okay and I just started up here okay and then I light a match here ow [Applause] sunday sunday sunday cathedral who are turning to the giant cha wow that's real gear crushing tire popping tobacco satisfaction oh yeah very nice although we don't know well here's ours Jolie ace as you know facemask throughout history left the bank robber or thug completely expressionless well we've taken care of that Larry we've invented a stocking mask of the future with articulated eyebrow yes no longer will a desperate criminal go misunderstood BSM of F takes care of that completely the demo Larry all right put $10,000 in the bag unmarked bills right now Hey ladies Oh it works cool alright see you touch that alarm button under that's a rip off your fingers you have to reattach them irresponsible with laser surgery it's really cool they do that Larry Clark I know you're thinking you're thinking that I use six bullets only five dialled excitement I don't know myself I've been a song in a movie it should be good clear tonight yes well that our experiment this week Joel now the movie is a greasy little sci-fi number called robot Holocaust and it's in color yeah but it's edited for television roots you must never enjoy Jolene but there's more I know commando Cody right exactly you with it mark boy enjoy [Music] no I was seeing these servos to move those eyebrows sunday sunday sunday here's a school show hey is that is high school yearbook picture what you brought for another get it Michelle [Music] they must read the script [Music] our feet pressure line which is duck I'll say we are rushes down to nothing like expected to my have time and if I knew how ok which one of us is talking right foot I would now I'm just gonna drop my spleen on him [Music] sounded like a slain by this time my nuns were aching for air if the tanks are rockin don't come a-knockin oh great he's drunk again on rye whiskey the other cover let's go after him what - well he's got the Zachary's big time but I don't know for how long but a good I can't keep covering for you at the office pressure okay [Music] guys over here whoa face my CEO Jughead come in here and quit horsing around come on mom just one more grenade less than before your phone geek [Music] upon your brain [Music] incredible but [Music] don't things out up quick yeah you don't get run on on the moon well except for this movie runs on and on true Ted we can't bring your puppet everywhere get you believe to the probable cause you can I'll ditch the truck right well where you going to ditch a high-gloss plywood moon vehicle besides they don't call them digital with all the Fraser hmm meanwhile back at the slaggy ready for why don't we give anything back the important until we get done good good take off that stupid hat Cody don't wear your jet pack in the house what if that thing went off they have a better venture bet oh man Bombay Ron Howard pops the clutch and tells the moon to eat my dust [Music] if what happened hey [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] look hey hey you guys I think I got it going oh yeah great it really is in colors ever loved just in time last city still stirred the remaining Oh what was left of the civilization of Newtown the third deciding it and all but destroyed by the robot rebellion of 33 oh my hip still hurts from that one cyborg blindsided me Hey look at there in Spelling's house for that wishers of a brick older than that by the Three Rivers Stadium chaos as they truly evil followed anyone there they barbecued in parts with strict fire codes the world had been brought to its knees by Mac Roma Holocaust by the title robert culp smarter brother the dean heart of Rodgers and Hart clicking me I'm a turtle that usual no that's the other Jill there's two of us Jennifer Deloria she's a DeLorean and roohorse fine how are you classic hood hopping Angelica Jagger she's playing the big lift woman very bland [Music] Cynthia de Paula good school great basketball team [Music] Tim Kincaid Reuben Kincaid smarter brother a parking ramp in Cincinnati I think it looks more like a roller coaster like Six Flags Over Armageddon I'm getting tired of this already mr. slips and I bet those guys are fighting over the last corndog in existence what I'm to do is but isn't there a salve for that we've got a little yeah my mouth there what's that get up get up you gotta want it I hate fights they're so smoky and noisy unedited hmm inspected by number 12 hey couldn't he get arrested for pulling that tag off only if he was wearing a mattress looks like the sad future the WWF is a global pickpocket nice tag the remaining citizens to tell our nose is airplane as far as they know the only other inhabitants of the planet who remain loved may not make he will be controlled the very atmosphere and sustains them so that we although to err is human stories of no man who roam the wasteland beyond the outskirts of the city how long loners a legendary breeding when some are acclimated to the poisonous air actor's lawyers hot dog vendors Oh God is Joe hey am i my resume [Music] where's Bobby Heenan when you need them wonder what would happen if there with card chairs after the apocalypse if you wish to be reactivated you will tell me what takes place below below what I will give you a five-second activation to respond why the long face you have three they ventriloquist in each other yeah he's my dog one in the trans loss each working and min mazeed the pits are true spotted and played against women the don't want the ruler of all athletes or senior and later fuels our issues the station clings to the atmosphere so that the workers to continue to if you want a power station thank you I am from a halt rebar master my only thought when I feel what I can from Who I am in order to pay oh yeah - a money mechanical car mechanical pod there's nothing drug reference I don't think you know this movies no rocky you guys playing good even for these times the two most powerful and please my fight so what then die or until they capture the others loincloth one but it is said that the winner is actually destroyed yes destroyed read my lips were literal question tediousness and developing leaders from seeds of rebellion [Music] looks like they've patched into a Metallica videos you guys like it's the made all the late it is something small I can sense it I'll be holding that really ah yes step 1 or step 1 I'm gonna die if they start dancing cheek-to-cheek on a sudden do that dirty bomb look at that look like sneeze stalactite I feel like I could give all this to take him Jose guys no you're not brother he ain't heavy [Music] [Music] well it harms our dog Miles Davis well it's good to have goals little crab God with we can get 10 are they saying no winter oh no dinner I think I don't think they want Edgar Winter to play no acting Oh Tehran 1979 season Sarah season sheriff no liver once you can get dr. Locke John Oh or throw pain deck George Bush do as I say fall down try to look realistic very nice sorry Oh stand against the forces of the power they restore the atmosphere and I will identify myself hmm look out he's got an eggplant stain restore the atmosphere buddy where you dare to test the power of my dreaded eggplant oh my aching crowd seen did you all have to be reminded who was in control and what happened when the dark one is dissipated fourth one one he will be attended to but for the moment Paul destroyed oh my gosh oh what a waste of an extra oh you need to see him go like that take refuge in the crowd and save yourself no oh we better get revenue today yeah really here to protect you do it carry me no watch me and you we need protector Joe [Music] he can through the not allow your when you enter the weasel a world that revolves around us and only at all right well I was just going to the galley to get some food you know what do you want no one crosses the we zone without doing something for us first okay what what do you want me to do you must do the disappearing coin trick Yeah right I can do that for you remember how it goes right that was an ordinary quarter right and then I start rubbing it on my elbow like that see that cambot okay and well oops I didn't get it to disappear yet how to try it again I take the quarter and rub it and oh hey okay can I go now now you must walk us on the ceiling no growing character you must walk us off the ceiling you guys but you guys know you're getting way too big for that I can't walk down this here or what else you want me to do you must create a severe weather conditions inside the satellite yeah like what you know the Chinese country I can't do snow storm in China Ella it's in the shop I'd have to go get it what can I do that's real quick and I'm goofus place for ya crazy duck face okay I'll do it oh not the island hello oh hey kit alright can I go now no you must do for us a handstand yes if I do a handstand can I go then all right sure all right let's try here all right ready handstand on the con three three two one and uh how's that you guys choose and tight okay and down all right I'm gonna go to the galley now you guys want anything just human well now that you mention it uh ravioli would be nice yeah and I'd like a club sandwich oh and could you pull the extra bread out of the middle I hate it okay no problem I'll see you uh hope didn't see there yeah you know it pal I know I am but a simple man dark one you know man who is clearly no match for your powers and yet you believe the poison there I have no explanation I have to visit to the power station within your table all take it and no dinner hey she didn't say anything I want you to keep me from my father Dave his name is Neil he comes from the Leishman yonder you are immune to the poison air he committed anywhere on terror why must we listen to a free but instead of the man himself he seeks me how happy actually it's more Telep aesthetically if he aims to defeat the dark one we stand with him hmm and you my father is in danger what do you wanted me just five minutes of your time you know I know you haven't really considered aluminum siding my father was a scientist in created a small device which is the first the Dark One's atmosphere control he only had time to create one for himself and to me before he was taken away they're real expensive well she's wearing a bell tone ooh cooties these work yard used to have something called subway system they used to be in things called cities shop in one of these rooms now that the device has been perfected he said that we could all be fitted for one within the next few days hmm they would work in the wastelands as well sure I have been sent here by the rebel Society from what you call the wasteland we are organizing an army to destroy the dark one and is for sit at the power station hey it's a young Robin Williams on the right there right there so your tribe is some kind of hybrid Lee yeah you could say that you could say that our number grows each day thanks to me now that you know of my father's device you need us as much as we need you and vice versa I need the device you do with an army of air slaves who are no longer really arrogant lose 808 on me again it's camera off me I'm looking for a friend yeah very good power station together we will go there and regain control of the last city and Nutella and so the new band of rebels set out on their site where our station they started at a landfill outside Manhattan wastelands take my hand on a stranger in Paragon I guess it's the way fun if you don't count that big city behind you go to the UN building it's filled with people behind you maybe they're looking for the Renaissance and over here we did Shakespeare and the flag gee that was very nice out of the yellow brick road other than yellow Petrelli posing a fresh strawberry in the rider they finally found the path again I was skeptical I'd say that was Central Park [Music] [Applause] [Music] Hey look at it it says this is not a men's room I think if there's no graphics look at the bangles no it's the road show of cats now there at the Winter Garden I'll be back again and again uh here's my mark here's mine that's my mark and I'm here everybody stand camera don't go for your weapons who is this woman who walks through the she zone with male stuff the woman is with us I speak to the woman I walk with these men on a mission to save my father another that Wendy Orlando principal I love my father these men have promised to save him no man is to be trusted then how can your tribe survive we use men to breed with us to create future warrior women then we dispose of them look here man who bankrolled territory he has made it with all of us who were ready to conceive and he will now be destroyed and he has nothing to say about this I think you highly recommended when we find one of you is to remove your tongue men chatter so you cowardly [ __ ] I would stop if I were you why what difference would the life of one puny man make perhaps none but there's a laser pointed at your head how do I know you're not lying there's only one way to find out isn't there what do you want a chance for a fair fight a knife is placed in the ground a voice of an alleged war spread begin they're going to play mumbly peg [Music] I'm going to cut you man I'm going to [Music] you know the more things change the more they stay the same you know I like the way guys and gals get together just love central park hasn't really changed either David Lee Roth [Music] a Micheli puny man hey by the rules of our tribe I belong to you to do what you will with me all right kill me if I get the chance I will kill you and why should I kill you your people like me aren't they look at that see stuff from Kleenex look at that breezy air the javac' line to get a cold we don't fear Him he sends trans-lux to tame us and we cut them into scrap your ancestors came from the wasteland we have no history we have always been here you have a history he kissed you without the device only knowledge women we have heard stories of them you can help lead us to the power station I know where it is then you will take it to it maybe that is your desire once my debt to you is paid I will kill you if you visit that all right free value threat you will come with us kai what do you care all maybe none sometimes people can be helped for no reason other than human charity and you can find they're all useless and crazy I think I have this calendar see through the power station why is the pleasure machine all right would to those who loyally served at that one [Laughter] [Music] what stop when I literacy is to be used as a reward not I hate that one it was somewhere about one I pretty self-indulgent for someone with a speech impediment oh and I got not bring you on your subject cause if you can engage shop yes stock one is she wearing a kitchen minute yeah she's better not go out in the Sun in that outfit talk have the man freed from his bond James Bond there is no reason for him to be uncomfortable but I kind of like the change you know you weren't familiar were you in yards of weather there's my fetter what your accent it will benefit all of us if you cooperate you understand no none of us understand we don't know why you're saying you you are impervious to our atmosphere control hey watch sure you call impervious lady you stay with us could be quite pleasant if you choose to work with us you mean you'll stop talking on the other hand I could introduce you to worlds of pain beyond your imagination well let's just skip to the world of pain but the choice is yours I have no answers for you a pity I am licensed malaria talk take him to the crystal work father what happened to Peter Tork he's doing rubber suit work now after the monkeys broke out interesting I knew that haircut would come back at the crystal Joanne can see that the dark one is aware of the rebels every guy again she's your daughter isn't she maybe let go I mean Muslim faith it would be a pity she had to lose her lives because of your silence I have nothing to say except for what I did sad but daughter would want it that way then your daughter is a bigger fool than you are she knew just like clear throat or something almost question where is a remote question I just hey with me we will see you just how long he can keep his secrets to himself your dress is cut out for you God watch black worm yes stuck one stock one duck but I think beats me see how we accused this brown cover to halt the erosion on the tail there what is it the cabin start here cabin yes caverns like the twin your ears power station from underground the dark one has ways of monitoring our progress if we continue on the surface come hey when he does that the mutants continue to follow the rebels even as they enter the underground cavern hey it's Shelley Duvall love you too quiet come here on it why writers strike see which one same thing man-eating creatures village I buy pink socks with t-shirt thank you how about a show of hands if you hit the other side you say hey remember make it through kind of a woman are you have you no fighting spirit being honest let's see how many there are he's carrying a giant beef stick [Music] it's coke laughter we make a dude only we had some kind of bait to distract and while the rest of us through they say you can't make me you can't make me go slap buddy shot flow from each transition we were to be cooking for them is ginger which is Marianne there's only one way why you chopper wait yeah ready Wow he got scared with rekt audience what a sad to be caught without a turtleneck knocking my socks have ever gotten that bad a Grove thank you you owe me one woman so now it's two women and pay my density back to one woman home movies approximate some good work for the outer work and model [Music] hey don't touch my hair work real hard on that so it's two again no man wants only your health and leading it towards declination and away with slides ahead there we can rest and you can get those little Carl cream pitchers dudes totally awesome job in there we're really coming together at the group micro circuit shut up hey this doesn't look like the brochure there was supposed to be a tennis court here what sound a mini beans fish now now it looks like a lava hounds barking you are way a dog wall the rebels are still alive they must have immunity - no ma yes we can use the girl - Nevin oh he looks like the new Lily Munster we have nothing to see it but yourself for the my - power transfer have you forgotten the warrior woman has destroyed a number of units it is time to send torque you have made the right decisions away then send Orleans and Nesmith to have them then revealed anything to you just Eternia a heart is where you draw what's how I have you you we have taken this way you know he's great he never sees looks good heaven seems to be reckoned with take him to nine number nine number nine number nine watch him I need him awake revived with fibrin how can you breathe the poisoned air well I ran a Mexican restaurant for a while and then I worked in the primate oshizu talk you want to leave the power station and intercept the group that approaches us and when you reach them the first thing you are to do is kill the girl you understand yeah do you understand old man yeah it's young girl I don't know we'll be destroyed you will never see her again now did you wish to say anything yeah do you know Elmer Fudd very well don't go now well what about Barbara Walters or Truman Capote Daffy Duck you have signed the death sentence for your own daughter see I know there's an easy Mart around here somewhere only we could find us waiti this wound is infected what can we do here's someone that can help I don't think [Music] great so do something come on little put me use the sharp edge and hey I knew bolos were popular but hope really where the world damn cordless thing this is going right back to the store swing easy get your blade steady your eyes on the head [Music] oh it's a spare got her head oh man can robot pew good I fly ball when there's another one okay it's a Billy Idol video they're just dancing with itself we gotta go what's up worry oh boy I've got to do with the MacGuffin triplets their contortionist the mathematic possibilities are mind-boggling hey thermo like that gotta deal with the MacGuffin triplets crow well better bring a calculator or an abacus why an amicus one of them Chinese if you're dating triplets you're going to have to go borrow father O'Leary van oh but he'll never let me borrow it unless he thinks we're going to a church meeting hi guys up up and away what's going on oh nothing really [Applause] kind of hanging out it sounds like ham bots sitcom simulators kind of wack I better Oh [Applause] you all this is powerful we got a shovel okay can I give us a regular picture better I guess we've learned not to toy with the laws of television [Music] there you don't like to see your daughter she's over noon - that really says yeah ruder not in new friends but blast does she have like a big piece of hard candy in her mouth or something this is mine meaning what did you would rather both of us die and have me give in to your commands do you understand what you're saying look sister I don't understand anything you said in the last half-hour I'm going to put you through the tortures of the Damned when I'm through with you you will deign to tell me what I want to know she's very well nothing you can do to me will make me tell you what you want to hear you're so mad I will grant you that no one has ever entered the room of questions for as long as you have wondered I get whoa when word of teacher suppose I have talked bring her back to the power station and put her who would you have in do it first have to catch her yes it is true isn't it now where is that city Queens is back there behind you there scarecrow tinman lion hey who's the guy and Huggy near the entrance to the policy at defense level say she had another example topic - not realistic wow that's the biggest cardboard cuddle ever Wow we're smack painting yet [Music] tell me yes lay back oh I've seen chickens hurt worse than that kid better give me a slice of that well there's still a little meat on there again in this compartment of my ring I fill with a proton super energy pill Thank You shoeshine your humble and skeletal you're gonna be all right oh shut up diaper man it's Jerry Garcia [Music] they seem to be effect mama do you suppose your daughter's not a strong teacher can take care of herself so can i oh really if you were to eat will you be that's time for you see you would await behold stop it's a brand new car I think you'll like it it's got factory air and all the candy Hina and so joy was finally face to face with a beam known as the dark one Bhagwan Ravi Shankar of being so hideously expensive we couldn't show it on this look guys a seal thing hey it says basement to the Alamo my guys single file don't push now on your right you'll see the Alamo root cellar and on your left the Alamo rumpus room and watch your head there yep there you go Kai aren't you glad you use style don't you wish all Subterraneans did little guys underworld lightning being launched in lots of course are being watched the film idiot wrong they all on the holiday [Music] know we're coming state a big guilty [Music] that looks like it was filmed in the first room of a junior higher company [Music] hello Cleveland Robin run like an unknown er come on nothing nothing Clayton are we going to say it is called the boss of beasts 1 so the hospitality room was already taken here we go track which narrows we tried when they assign what kind of traps I don't know I might put your floor does not contain that information what good are you ready for wanting to rely minefield I'm afraid so well we can't just stand well you can just stand there I mean it's possible you move on we're going to looking for anyway a clothing Tina is looking for a support garment well I hope she doesn't find what the Nuge has a saggy diaper that in the amphitheater the area slave work to fuel the Dark One's power supply hey Johnny you heading over to TJ smugglers tonight a week remain slave forever the lawyer and the others have been gone for days we all know that we never see them again they are dead that's why we can leave each time we have tried to escape a dolphin has taken away the air we breathe how did Rosencrantz and Guildenstern get in this film Carla all of you listen if we stop bringing fuel to the power station the dark one will have no power to control them are you back the darkness is it what you say we will all die Carla here listen to me housing Godspell ones if the warrior indeed you still do hey that guy behind and forget it Exxon done wrong yeah not up so so we will all go through the motion of the bridging fuel to the machines if the powers of the dark would monitor us they will see us working and I will be wearing the shirt that Brando Warren streetcar named desire yep what do you see a $5 globe lamp they are in the Valda piece the wall is not easy growing the best potatoes in the world but it's worth it their work continues stop 100 and you are visible as you come and you know they got a lot of heat loss coming onto that computer a little caulking really shocking Oh Cleveland okay drew let's do it bang crustacean head Oh [Music] thank you get my lighter when you're down there come on your old tricker hit up your neck come on shake it off what all right folks back it up give them some air everybody come on he's gonna be okay show's over everybody go home go home you guys want some first step in to do [Music] now that unfortunate tent right there he's the craw daddy hey he'd be great with drawn butter or choco flaws he's at Cresta partying you know you've served with red red wine Hey okay is that her tail now she just played with her dick until it frayed her dress looks like something that cutting gaskets out of his power no one much for your strength stop dogma that is only one way for him to know yes [Music] just wait till this jet goes over dark one witness commercial goes [Music] Gover great Oh Cleveland Cleveland how does the creature die we are not alone keep your weapons at the ready could be next not if we remain alert come I need a kid from Fame [Music] they're going to dance forever we're going to learn how to cry just hope they don't get to a lunchroom Oh hiya Krusty hello lady fish why would you kill one of the inferior beings instead of the girl man away from the body now either to the beach we're a Cylon wanna be your programming this more advanced oh you think so I've really been working on it no not now it is too late whatever information we need will come from the dark one the dart board has joined with a grilled applause if you have let them in the right direction they will no longer be a concern Oh what hey wouldn't it be funny if they ran into master carpenter norm Abramson what we're doing here Bob is that we got this little robot problem it looked like heart the rock group kind of the Wilson sisters area why would that even kill you I was quite honest it was a warning a warning sign that we should not go on you got a blemish there it's a robo Schenker darkman well I used to play with a needle often bully with that robot Shanker knows we are immune not all some of us are equity I hope not ties unprotected and stole mine well the rest of us are fine you were just men what difference does it make hey I think somebody's forgetting whose whole link slit little lady human talent ever meant cat bite there's no time meow mean ducks don't everybody love it one what they're only fallen unlucky bitsy spider [Music] no macho don't golf come back down hey you left your femur night will fall zero I know Carla we must continue but they will soon know at the power station we have not feeling a posture body posture the warrior Deidre and the others may still live what good can come of that well my friend has Bavasi phone number there Mike could be stronger than the dark one how the dark one draws his energy from our labors if we provide him with no energy they just might have a chance a chance yes they are the only hope we have please cross behind the actors do you mind well that settles it let's go to dance plan and Rumsey said to build the city my favourite food cherry Pez no question about it why should lead us straight the morning will be soon enough the power station cannot track us right on all the more reason we should attack them now beep they don't know if we are even still alive right we'll make some s'mores no because he's right side sweep now trip well it will be that much more alert with my texts more hopeless a man tells you what to do when you follow his orders without question I'm following nobody's order music so we wake up dead in the morning you'll know who's playing funny will be dead what a surprise there's Nuge lock [ __ ] ready to rock you dog scratch no no catch cat scratch I got to go tell somebody cat scratch fever this is play what is it little fellas smack yoga walkie can't believe she sleeps redwood oh brother called vehicle going on a ditch how long ago can you tell no he is headed for some power station have you squeeze the surveillance drunk some time now so we should be very hungry go into the tunnels and please a shop at the same place Mad Max says I don't want it attack me the world you must get your life yes [Music] must be costly mistress [Music] hey I had a dream about a big donut like that you know what that means she was hungry sometimes of dollars just adult it's the wheel of misfortune looks like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland it's Rex Smith boy I hate coming to the basement alone not another extended basement scene grandma is it by the peaches I'm gonna scared there's nothing there in the dark that isn't there in the light I think I found grandpa though part of them [Music] music can't be good city bad kitty before we had discovered we must keep on for as long as we can if the dark one has found the lawyer and the others he was drawn from the power source in order to destroy them as he has each minute the other supplies the power of the dark one diminishes this hope they continue safely on their way and let's keep doing our stretching exercises I did so by buying some fan rock and roll then [Music] some was right in the basement and that woman changes clothes more often than Mary Tyler Moore lord knows you've got more pencils with Angie Dickinson yeah I'm impressed they have not come any closer of course our dark one I have sent talk to you don't come any closer valaria I will be that angry with you doc when I assure you they are all doomed except the girl of course my she will be brought to you know she meant already that the Gabor in terms of acting and attitude and I was not so little mistake you have nothing to see it up what I know but you'll do Oh [Music] Darwin is torqued meanwhile back in the basement Billy where are you boy Billy [Music] mosa meant something he ate or something that ATM somebody's been watching alien who don't straddle that thing the boy said she feels nothing we hit some pepto-bismol how about a flea collar [Music] that felt good hey you clean my sword thanks you [Music] go touch the phone I'm not going to touch it you touch it let's get Michelle to touch it she'll touch anything Oh Scooby we got to get out of here wait you think she's tracking us one [Music] [Applause] no dark one once you say d'Artagnan Dortmunder you could had a really good career in silent retreat lovely lovely wow you got a cigarette there baby or any of the effects you've seen so far power in the gate makes it impossible to pass well maybe try some rough edge or some branch I don't want all my operational managers are energized are the same kind of electrical pole I can adjust my surgery to achieve a matching level of force can work against the rectification will contact me how can the Balloon Juice our little man younger and will ya [Music] great now clover - I I feel like there should be a relief the other week before like I was playing a hamlet that ladies and gentlemen is one of the liberators of Earth you know fellas it's real sad what happens to someone you know we have a sooner or later it's going to happen all over tell me about it [Music] shouldn't they get a wallet under his tongue or some too late for that underoos are fun too [Music] where do you even start with something like that first you cry uh-huh think you can do a power sit up little buddy give them their Ohio crabby I don't like you thank you the game do you know what you've done yeah I let them pass the gate to make the power and all the seconds of the station what is this we're operating it only one-fourth the kind of capacity yes but really the meter for capacity on that one know we have what these legs work in the amphitheater they proceed as always thanks our better responsible is this possible again I will find out of one yes do that talk go to the master monitors and report to me the level of energy storage accumulated from the inside crabby do this crabby news at big castle about a tiara the next move that remain will be the most important ones of your life career decision may be dental hygiene how do you feel look I am okay so what's our next move we'll never be able to get through that wall without clothes that would be helping allow great explosive throat cancer know that having around in there and the whole time you could have gone off any mommy [Music] oh I guess he liked any of them in there and do the shaving cream under the door gay [Music] take cover quick before the RA gets here [Applause] you blew it [Music] five six seven eight your time run well there they are a gas box will contain oh hey looks like the set from The Wiz spinach Jen you go that way I can stop them now there are look outside and if they who are languish even more guardbot there's one final obstacle they are busting hump the windmill boy oh boy if I weren't a light fixture oh it's the windows you can't go right there who the pop3 could go off any further yeah it is a bomb maybe you should have made a different kinda late to the record thanks I needed that maybe some hope for you yet as a gorgeous lady of reference alright now what do we do I've seen these devices before at the edge of the wasteland leading into the last city my aunt's got one this is gonna be careful a car and you here No Oh from where I stand I can't see what you can there should be a steel cylinder in front of you new your head is there if that thing goes off you'll be playing your infant small knob at the tip one a no doll slowly move your hand up to the bomb without touching the wires at your self but before you do that if you go [Music] now reach into your left breast pocket knob is a trigger make it attached the explosives on the inside by a very short water Clayton do you have cutters in your tool panel that's a little personal isn't it [Music] martini is good for you guys everybody interested unscrewed and not on this plane loose don't pull it away do you understand and don't breathe I'm reaching behind you cutter when I'm done with this you will guard my harem understand don't flip your nail cutters near the cylinder slowly all the knob away from the Sun just the cutters between the knob and head of the bomb [Music] cut now point I haven't cut it yet just kidding secretary mr. Lawry uh pizza's here what is it the energy reservoir from the amphitheater I can easily hit a real boy but we saw them working what did you leave al area and yes please see ya it must be the further and they come out the better but their walk might stop well please talk take her away from my sight no Goffman please taking someone out of an omnipresent being site is pretty tough to do we think about it I will bring the crowd to you myself and she will tell you what you want to know and that you know things are awaited thank you doctor do not be sorry Oh [Music] pulsating glass fall with hair like Sam Donaldson please tell me what to do we better do that carry me who comes god [Music] after the apocalypse it was after the robots had taken over the earth there stood a lone desperate survivor in a dark dangerous time crow the hunter and his animal boy geek or a lonely human restless into those lesser on the food chain but not by much the boldest of them all was servile the blood letter servo the chirping alby's servo the Defiler of all that is oh yeah okay so the longest remember it strode forth in a search for the mimetic terror awaiting them the dark evil power quadrant hey could we stop at a Wendy's first guys decoy here wants a brought be in a bad way silence be good fool you dare to mock the power of the dog 1 the blocks one back line flat the bark one looks powerful listen you know Tom - I'm not getting too into this I feel kind of like king vitamin miscast in a Sonny and Cher video and besides I needs real furs or what yeah what are we wearing roadkill here I mean hey these these furs are either cruel or unsanitary depending on your point of view it's after the apocalypse and everything and well we got the furs from the dead animals littering the countryside roadkill see I told you so well we're in roadkill oh that's just great Tom servo is having some kind of right-wing conservative fur party and though I think we should just leave them crow let's love mr. narcissist alone here so we can have its own party of access let's get out yeah see yet the seal clubbing meeting not Oh he stood proudly the old survivor of the weak and unwilling race you know my friends are from your deep dark secrets my little furry friends will rule the countryside will be one to get [Music] okay no I don't want it will clutter I don't want you to add anymore hey hey Dec I had a tough day dr. Murray for a Smitty [Music] everything this one I can walk the dog too [Music] or if I could fight like those robots this is what I do it becomes Ward's me it wouldn't stand a chance against me now how much would you pay for this robot wait stop there's more it slices it dices it makes a great julienne fries a not bad for a crustacean sure I got my pan food maybe I should have brought an oyster knife in the future all robots will act like done man when I saw Darth Vader do that one you got it that fight right now wrote you deaf one I kept my promise the girl is yours you are gonna play but you're use to me has still topped with anything but drop one I deliver on my promise life isn't always better it's bad all in one you always get a contract when you're dealing with the dark of nificent power got a jewel if we ever get like these spots will you please shut it down so big as though she shouldn't buy it be by that Worthington machine you know those things are known to have a problem with their yeah she was a lawyer safety goggles the problems that have expected it you liked it so what matters to me what becomes of your she sounds kinda like an obsession commercial hey don't turn that up Paula Coby 268 top gata Frazier up Jastrow faced a health addiction well good as long as we don't beat big dead I don't know what's gone into her she doesn't sound like the malaria I used to so he's whoa oh it's a huge news that's for our two teachers that's risky Threepio that's for Julie Newmar and Seth just cuz I wanna what if I tend oh man the huge news you've got cat scratch fever right on the chat it's time to get those fries please where's my pot which bothers actually anyone take me - okay well you're kind of cute kind of pretty Drive a big cartoon when I hold you in my arms I never know what to do I don't know you know I kind of miss every time I can see was yeah all that equipment [Music] go ahead when do the - it's worth a kid kya palace days will be destroyed what have you done what hasn't she done hey don't touch the thread hard on the friend [Music] it's kind of like a solid gold dancer I seen a lot doc watch forgive me I'm here to serve you please believe me I had a little boy at all but I could say the ball our tallest you pleaded and it is because of the traders in the world yards of the amphitheater yes even guess what she's going really begin with humanity so head psychotic regain our dominance order oh never why when she sees was become a father and what will be Cooper her toss a four will become a fir hey my card open this teller and I don't I don't even bank here go figure I'm all aquiver with anticipation what all that remained of joy was his head western his body was completely engulfed at once I come from one place - hi I am the eggman that you're a tulip bulb well at least we know what MacLean Stevens who's been doing since man honey remember my torso well it's chip dip now hello Larry [Music] all our senses we can't really no no no hey you don't have to draw me a picture okay my dad belongs in the salad bar at the inside of his food public of mushroom versus one [Music] well the nice thing is your dad can fly experience or carrion hey get me I'm an appetizer I'm giving out spores I've been wearing this ridiculous counsel for hours of camping like Cathy Rigby [Music] oh stop playing with all these don't jump on me right now I'm kind of vulnerable [Music] [Applause] [Music] now Krusty has been watching old episodes of manic [Music] [Applause] he's drunk with power she's drunk with makeup Nachi just better beer goggles on [Music] and now it is time to show the interlace within treachery avenge them we no longer need them with the knowledge of John and his daughter we can power today from within Italian has come for all of them oh wait I want daylight savings one of my things we have an hour's build now they must have unzipped that avocado Stewart in character everyone high-speed camera she stole heartless [Music] but the work at the last minute I always do right when you want to return them [Music] look at me I'm trying to have a fight and I got Peter Pan here hopping around oh he's going to use the wrapping paper tube that's been putting lemon and drawn butter on my head that guy's been the fan in my shell long enough the human goes through the hole around the tank and there you just look up [Music] lights are on but nobody's home that's where does it fall Asperger de Glouster that floor of the creature sat for a slow path for filet-o-fish good pose with the film out they put him together with the avocado man they'd make a great seafood plate okay okay honey Maya fruit or a vegetable lovely he's jacked the people of this is the only way [Music] you know I was going to help you take on that big robotic guy but you seem to be doing pretty good by yourself so fun here take my robotic trust [Music] you know underneath out of walked in a heart of gold you know what to do ooh [Music] air crash this is what it sounds like when called fried Thank You Neil for killing my dad yeah [Music] oh it's amazing what you can do just by turning on an egg timer kind of reminds me of an acting classes [Music] doctor said avocado man said it looks like the allocative American Gladiators snow bike movies looks like the closing night tax party of that dancing really well groomed for a being insanity or diva join would have wanted it this way he wanted to be laid to rest on a hill and not scooped out for a light lunch meal what would you do now go back to my people finish my father's work try to find a better script no leave me alone maybe learn how to act my father was a great man and an even better hit I dish good my outsider dads and a spread what a dip my dad's its own favorite dish and she's my favorite dish hey ray you can still get a job at chi Chi's you could be the job [Music] we with the dark one destroy oh the dark one he'll return to his people to bring them for the last city together they would would build a new terror so being newer terror than newest era if not they might get their waiter job back or do our jobs or cousin's house painting company tele got enough investors for a secret oh man let's pray it's not a buddy picture he's a robot he's the human there detective hey that's not half bad well no man what'd you think of it do you really want to know yeah I think he gave robot the bad day I really got upset by that metallic pantywaist the robot II really got under my knee again yeah I liked seeing a Nugent you know spread his wings and try some new things yeah that was right through your work doesn't did you know his George Clinton neighbor who's George Clinton he's the sky honor at the Funkadelic invented Funkadelic so it's a rockin neighborhood rides of Funkenstein yes they have a block party sure Lou rockin block party Bailey's have been called yes know one thing we got to do is get a contest to name that avocado god oh good idea have a mom the color thing was nice the color thing was lack of the movie was occult oh yeah I mean instead of looking at a black we're looking at kind of ha Burgundy much better yeah I like it a lot going to get going yeah let's say I want to see the key grip oh let's go I look at this special visual effects created by Jeremy Frank and bizarre cat texture look mr. French I didn't know his first name was Edie James Chow chairman mao's he's manna grant oh hey Joel you ever look at the floor in here yuck it's really a mess Milo you think about it we should have camp I actually I should get back to fixing can Maude let's go alright carry me up the hole I don't come on oh I'm not going to it okay I'll come back for you're handling the dark one too all right no carry me carry me and I'll wrap your legs are mostly let's go hey Joel you got to come with me over this heating grid [Music] okay you guys it's finally the end of the experiment and let's have another look at that plant guy again cambot you want to fish out that frame five two three six there he is up there guys well you know even though he looks carried you're like still get a little hungry just looking at him so we've decided this guy is too good to keep to ourselves so we're going to sponsor a name the plant guy brainstorm right it's brainstorm everybody so join in send in your name for the plant guy and the top 13 will be read on Mystery Science Theater on the satellite link send your plant guy brainstorm entries to Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan club geobox 5325 Hopkins Minnesota by 5 3 4 3 we've come up with a few starters of our own to help you name the plant guy number 1 guacamole Wilson I've got number two - limbless mucus and crusted avocado man and number 3 Carl so well that finishes up this week's experiment what do you think a lot of house a letter ooo yeah I got it right here this is from a father-son team first is from Donnie he writes he's the dad my son of myself would like to join the mst3k fan club that scares the hell out of me because he's only 7 and I'm 36 and then later on we've got some from build the son who says hello Joel I'd like to tell crow that he's funny 8 and that I liked the part when he said he's out of bang bang remember that I need to get off the sugar cereal yeah and Joe I'd like to tell you that one all said nice tag and Tommy is bubble gum head without a slot it's all of acting again form on three one two three nine tags PS all of you are funny Thank You Phil and Donny you villain Donnie how's that serious good job mr. memory I think you should file this Larry until next time Skippy drawers [Music] Oh [Music]

Channel: MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000

Views: 284,935

Rating: 4.8200927 out of 5

Keywords: mst3k, mystery science theater, Robot Holocaust, full movie, tom servo, crow, joel hodgson, mike nelson, bad movie, cult, mystery science theater 3000

Id: -cU9Evn5fQQ

Length: 97min 23sec (5843 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 10 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/obiwan_canoli]

Just saw this one for the first time last weekend. Wow, what a stinker. I thnk this might be in my top-10, even though I originally turned it on thinking it was Robot Monster (which I also love)

Holy. Crap. I think the girl playing Malaria gives the single worst performance I have ever seen. She makes Caroline Munro or Denise Richards look like Meryl Streep.

[u/beinsane_]

From Satellite News:

Director Tim Kincaid (born Tim Gambiani) is also known as Joe Gage, a name he used as a gay porn movie director (and he is apparently a well-regarded one at that). A LOT of stuff in this movie starts to make sense when you know that.

[u/BigSphinx]

These annotations are really cool! Props to whoever took the time to do this. I'll have to check out the whole thing later.

[u/[deleted]]

My favorite from the season one pre-Kevin Murphy era. Such a brilliant movie to pick for MST3K, it's just so damn weird.

[u/sriracha_everything]

You and your daughter are doomed!