Now we all know
what this day is. Today is the day when plans to. Try to steal the Krabby Patty
formula like he does every day. But this time, he's not gonna catch me
with the spatula down. Look, look, SpongeBob,
you're on guard duty, boy. Yes, sir. Mr. Krabs, come. Out and I'll go undercover. Hop bar hop to trade for Krabby
Patties on the bus stop. Around your chest. Oh. Mr. Krabs,
I don't think Plankton's coming. Nonsense. See?
It's that stinker plankton! Now, what do you want?
A Krabby Patty. Why? I'm hungry. Mr. Krabs, that's just Sandy. I'm not falling for it. It's the worst squirrel
suit I ever seen. Oh! Who? Do you think Mr.
Krabs is acting strange? Lately? He seems fine to me. Maybe we should postpone our
plans for tonight. Thanks. Ah, you're both
working for plankton. Get out of my restaurant. Get
tricky. Treacherous traitors! I love. Those two are. Working for plankton. Mute daughter. Oh, that old man Jenkins. Wow. Everyone really is out
to get you, aren't they? My little formula? Mr. Krabs, you have got to come with
me to the Chum Bucket, for plankton has
kidnapped Squidward. Oh,
so that's Plankton's evil plan. He wants me formula as ransom.
What do we do? What? What's that?
Oh, that's just brilliant. Hold on a minute.
I'll go get the ransom. You want a Krabby Patty, do you?
I'll give you a Krabby Patty. Ha! Ha ha ha! Ooh! Ooh!
Okay, let's go rescue Squidward! Her father. Surprised? Crabs? Not at all sheltered.
I knew you were up to something. Oh, yeah? How about now? Surprise! Oh, come, crabs. It's the anniversary of the
first time I tried to steal your Krabby Patty formula. So we threw you a
surprise party. You mean you weren't
working for plankton? No, of course not, Mr. Krabs. Oh, I shouldn't have
suspected you, SpongeBob. Who won't need these anymore?
Oh, hey! Oh, boy! Krabby patties! Hey hey hey!
Over here! Oh, no. Don't eat the patties. By. Tartar sauce. Yeah. While as the junior intern
of Chumbucket labs, you're responsible for
extremely important tasks. Oh, wow. Like what? Oh,
you make an excellent ladder. Junior intern. Yes!
My evil robot is complete. Nothing can stop me now. Except that tiny doorway. No one asked you, junior intern. By the way, I forgot to give you your
very own lab instrument. Oh. What's it do? Why don't you push it
around and find out? Oh. Oh. How was your first day
at your summer job, sweetie? It's so. Boring. My boss doesn't let me
do any of the fun stuff. Now, now, my little cetacean
work ain't supposed to be fun. But, daddy, my boss is. It don't matter
who your boss is. A good employee follows
the boss's orders. If you say so, daddy. Morning, boss. Watch it. This instrument
is very delicate. Can I have with the cool
science stuff today? Mr. plankton, please? Can you materialize me a
Krabby Patty junior intern? No, didn't think so. But I can give you
the recipe anyway. You can get me Krabs
secret formula. Well, he is my dad. Eugene Krabs is your father. Duh. Everyone knows that, huh? Are you free to attend
a corporate espionage conference tonight? Senior intern? Oh, yes. Perforated pea brain
should be home in bed. Let's get out of here. I think SpongeBob sleep cooking. SpongeBob is even more
oblivious than usual. Look, he has no idea
what's going on here. He says. You're gonna wake him. Up. Uh oh. Over here! Mayonnaise! Yell! Order up! Huh? Why didn't I think of that? Let. Like, where am I? Damn! Ah! Oh! Oh. Like that. You. Can almost taste that
Krabby Patty now. The formula is mine. Come, come. You have to get past me first.
Plankton! Krabs! And you have to get past me too!
Oh! Oh! Tell your giant goon to hand
over me formula. Plankton! Daddy, I'm a flunky, not a goon. Stay out of this!
Pearl! Pearl! What are you doing with
me? Bitter enemy. Working for plankton
is my summer job. I was just doing what you said,
remember? A good employee follows
their boss's orders. Yeah, but. But no. When your boss says no,
me and my big mouth. Honey, you don't have
to work for this loser. You copy the formula and
you can come work for me. Too late. Krabs,
your daughter works for me now. I'll give you the formula back.
Daddy, on one condition. Triple my allowance so
I don't have to work for anyone this summer. Trip trip trip trip. Ooh! Ooh! Ah, right. Sorry, Mr. Plankton. But I quit. Ah! Sweet Neptune,
she is gonna eat me. You can forget that
letter of recommendation. Look at this place. How many plankton you ever
hear a spring cleaning? What's the point? Do you know when the last time
I had a customer was actually. I can't recall you ever
having a customer. Well, there he is. That's why I've decided to
quit the restaurant business altogether and turn the
Chum Bucket into this. You want to turn your
restaurant into a pile of junk? No. These are knickknacks
for the new gift shop. I'm opening up. Oh, this is got to be a joke,
right? I'm serious. Krabs. Soon the Chum Bucket will
be a nice little store for bric a brac and bubble gum. All right, plankton, but be aware I'm not
letting my guard down. Guard away? My ex enemy. I'll just be here
starting my new competition free
career room. Look at this. It means nothing. It's all a facade, a hoax,
a con. A sham, a snowcap baloney
with a side of flimflam and an order of jive. See who's the one
with the problem. Look what. You've done.
This is my livelihood. Sure it is. And this isn't the formula
that you don't want. Come on. Hey! Too slow. Hey! Get out! Coming, coming. Ooh! Yo! Uh. Eugene. Hey, hey. Hey. Listen, uh,
I just wanted to, you know, apologize for my behavior today. Wasn't right. What I done in. And I realized I hurt
the feelings of, uh, um, of, uh,
someone I care about. You still there?
Yeah, I'm still here. Good. Uh. I want to make it up to you.
What do you say we grab a soda? Sure. Glad you could make
it, buddy. So what's this about crabs? I thought that since we're no
longer arch enemies, maybe. Maybe we can start over. Yes, yes,
I would like that very much. I don't know about this. Plankton. Oh, come. On, just fall back. Trust me.
I'll catch you. That was truly amazing.
Thank old buddy. I guess I really
can trust you 100%. Thanks, Eugene.
That means a lot to me. And just to prove it to you,
I want you to have something. No, no. Come on now. No gifts.
No, no, I want you to have this. It's my secret formula. I can't believe you
would even think. Things are different now. Honestly,
it would mean a lot to me. You. You're serious? Eugene, if I take this
formula from you now, there will always
be a hint of doubt. Come on. Take it. You sure? Life is good, Krabs. Sure is, buddy. Sure is. Yeah, baby. This is it. Yeah. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Yeah. I got it, I got it. My diabolical, extremely convoluted
plan worked. I should have been a politician. I never give you the formula. Ah, I fooled you with an even
more convoluted charade. Ah ah. Yeah. He goes a little
£300 pile up and they send you to
boarding school. Well, better make the most of
it and grab the best desk. Easy with that, honey.
Eugene, this is my desk. You want that desk?
You can have it. I'll just take this one. Oh, you want me to take this
garbage desk so you can grab that prime seat and get all
the teachers attention? Well, forget it,
that one's mine. No, this. This one's. Mine, and this one's mine. This one's mine. No! It's mine.
Mine, mine, mine, mine. My classroom stack. Look. Sorry, cutie. Shook up. Oh it's on. Oh! Bring it. Oh, I said knock it off now. Don't make me get
rough brass knuckles. Huh? Respect. When driving, it's important to be aware
of everything around you. That's why we have mirrors. And that's why it's
important to constantly check our mirrors like this. Ah ah. What? He. Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?
This is. The two new students are. Nothing. Nothing's going on. We swear. Welcome to the test track. Now I want you all to pull
out slowly and carefully. Understand? Slowly and carefully. Got it. Oh. Now don't. Now, these are my last boats. And if you wreck them,
none of you will pass my class. I can't believe I'm saying this,
but be more like SpongeBob. He hasn't acted out once. Mrs.
puff. That's the nicest thing you
ever said about me. Mhm. SpongeBob. The parking
brake lights come back out. Ha! You. Stop. I'm gonna lose
my teacher's license. Catch me, Eugene.
I'm the number one driver. Well, good for you, plankton. Don't congratulate him,
SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs. Classmates support
each other and. He just said he's number one.
Oh, yeah. Then let's see him do this. That's easy.
Hop down from there right now. Never. I'm a guard in this
boat on my way to heaven. Top of the world. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Uh oh. Did you both fail? Oh, come. On, don't we at least
deserve some credit for not getting hurt? I mean,
that was crazy dangerous. Yeah. It was. Now, that's a handsome
looking burger. You said it, old chum. Attention! Get your Plankton
and Krabs patties right here. Do you think it was a good
idea to open in the dump? What's that? Music. I know that theme song anywhere.
It's old man Jenkins. Oh, man. Jenkins. I've just been searching for
some new shoes for old Betsy. You help me, mom and me
through some tough times. It would be an honor if
you'd be the first to try our delicious burgers. Why? I'd be happy to. Yay! That petie's K.O. , old man J. I can't believe we poisoned
that sweet old guy. Well, he is old. Hey, that guy is like
family to me. Well, it. Was your fault. The patty
was tainted. You're the one. Who put too much seaweed
sauce in the burger. You let it sit out too long.
That's what did it. I'm taking the recipe
and fixing it. No way. That recipe is mine.
Stop. You're gonna. You want a fight over
this recipe, I'll. Give you a fight
you'll never forget. Well, that's ruined. But no use letting
this go to waste. These kids will eat anything. I've done it. I've discovered the
perfect patty batter. Meanwhile, plankton was back
at the elementary school. But this time he
was going it alone. Oh, no you don't.
This is my turf. I think not, rag boy. What? Why are you. It's course
you right now, you little. Get out of my face! Hey, look! Nerd fight! I got five bucks on Rag Boy. Ah, well, let the customers decide
whose burger is better. Step right up, gents. Get a delicious chum
burger right here. Big Johnny will eat anything. Have a chum burger. Johnny. Sir. Plankton. He had pieced
together his own creation using memory and science. Go on, sir, tell your
buddies what you think. I'm gonna try one of
Ragbrai's burgers. Here you are, sir. You are the first to
taste a Krabby Patty. Flavor edible.
We can actually hold it down. This is the most flavor tastic
sensation I still developing. Experience. I'll show you crabs. I'll steal that cursed
recipe from you one day, and I won't stop
till I do. Woo hoo! My recipe was, is,
and always will. Be the best. You wouldn't have that
recipe if it weren't for me. You calling me a. Liar, will you, man,
stop yelling at each other? I can't believe you let
a recipe ruin such a wonderful friendship. You were my only true friend.
That. Didn't have a president
printed on him. Big money does it back. My life has been nothing but a
long line of disappointment since we became enemies. All these years have been
trying to steal your formula. But I was really just trying
to steal back our friendship. Really. It's all I
ever really wanted to get back to the
way it used to be. You and me against the world.
How about a hug, Krabs old pal? I like that planky old chum. Doesn't this warm your heart,
Karen? I suppose it would if I had one. I'm sorry, Krabs, old buddy. Me too. Me too. Now, Karen, back. Off, rag boy. Ah. Sabotage! Go, Karen!
