moistcr1tikal Twitch Stream Jan 14th, 2019 [Super Mario Odyssey]

hmm Oh Chrissy let's you bad hope you're doing well very sweet pie Duras hi dubs four days cranberries paradise slap addict Shroud pebble junkie Oh God yeah finally gonna give this a whirl are you late nope just starting shave the beard shave the beard no no I definitely don't plan on doing that this is a blind playthrough that's a fact [Music] is this pimp master Bowser the kingpin I like it I'm assuming casino owner part-time human trafficker this game is so good so I've heard I'm excited how am I just now playing this cuz I just set up my switch pretty recently so that's how he learns the Hat technique it's just odd to see yeah it's odd to see oh that's super cute that's like every big love song from Drake right there appreciate the recess back attack yeah I'm trying all my switch games now what is this mutiny pretty gay movie I don't know what you mean by that the movie was conceptually good I thought it was alright from a conceptual standpoint but the movies absolutely awful who is this guy I think I've seen this hentai it gets real ugly real fast we can only hope appreciate the recent welcome kinetic siphon trap and Regan hey why such an early stream is what I was trying to answer and just because I felt like playing this game I didn't want to wait everyone hyped the out of it so I want to give it a whirl just like breath of the wild appreciate the reset Michael and peach really just doesn't try hard to get out of there I really enjoyed breath of the wild and I definitely will go back and play more it's just I'm gonna try some other first I'll cry deep breath of the wild tomorrow or something more of that [Music] what do you mean the trailer mentioned transformers that wasn't a Michael Bay directed movie appreciate the reset flower boy love you too then how do I do this on pro controller I mean I can throw up but how do I spin it I guess I eat oh hold account name products Allah beard he is doing ground getting nice and fat that's good to hear and yeah that's products I still remember it's good to see you man [Music] now I can shake the pro controller well now I just look like a idiot oh you can shake the pro controller huh is that just one of Reggie's jokes let's make these kids look like idiots that didn't work at all Reggie [Music] I'm coming motion controls are off of joke's on me and I guess you kind of want to use the joy cons to give a slight advantage I'd rather not swing side to side it doesn't work man I'm guessing my motion controls really are just off big money [Music] do the mario swing your arms from side to side hope you had a good first day rafter I have to the controller huh is that it it's a porn star frog now now we're cooking holy how do I talk I'm assuming I can't pop I'm just waiting for the one time you can't remember what happened in an hour please extreme for seven hours so I can watch this all we'll see about that one that's a long time what was there like a secret up there maybe how do I open this I can just kind of doggystyle the frog I guess that's one way of doing it Oh big fine [Music] killke Philip on the podcast unfamiliar through that is but we're open all suggestions sure I'd like to do this thing protip you got to get those Kirby boys of the moons yeah Oh a speedrun world record [Applause] [Music] how was the game I am literally eight minutes into it I have no idea yet there's some rabbits here though obvious Rayman reference any chance at a chest reveal it will not be on stream that is a big no-no in the Terms of Service I'm pretty sure outplayed titty twister I hate the Patriots too man jump this will work eventually this strategy unlocks the secret ending play like a appreciate the resub Cirrus thanks for the hundred bits man that's why I'm the ultimate gamer have fun in your online school I'm not using the joy cons I'm not a little my god this is a very long electrical line holy remember when Jack Sparrow got stranded on that Island and then like you know how to get rescued from that ship why couldn't you just be stranded on this when they got electricity here for ten thousand miles it seems good God [Music] how deep is it how deep is what my ass I don't know I've never like measured it down they're probably not super deep I guess shroud on the podcast he knows he's got an open invitation to come on if he wants Oh didn't we just cut the line that's up man do you think that feels good what I think what feels good [Music] appreciate the gifts up dubs for days this is one of the time things no no it's not I have a strategy hold on Oh guys now working welcome just the fighter [Music] I can take control there we go I'm a genius I bet it took children hours to figure out that strategy I did it in a matter of seconds it took me only a glance how Super Mario Odyssey so far I just started it seems fine is this the Assassin's Creed Odyssey sequel yes oh it's a jinx that Pokemon yeah yeah the music in this game is amazing seems like it do I not have all my moves along let's see how do I dive yeah I guess I haven't unlocked the dive yet yeah yep many of the moves are only possible with the joy Kahn's what I don't believe that like what what's only possible with the joy comes see I can do this I can do the twirl what else do I need [Music] how do I dive at my hat am I tired No [Music] hold the throw button oh wait now I can maybe not how do I move it I should be I should really be crouched jumping more oh I forgot about this I can't take that oh I can't take that one [Music] [Music] oh how do I uh excuse me boys there it is that's what we can for I knew that existed Trek's what missed what did the T ret what did I miss [Music] I don't understand - I missed the t-rex where my eyes closed how would I miss a t-rex there's no t-rex here I know I can go down there or something it seems I thought a Coon's go through [Music] maybe like behind the boulder I could see it can't even reach it's by the Hat thing early on like in this level welcome k9 online there isn't here why am i getting wine - oh the t-rex is by the ship glad to see me such a waste of my time but no damn it game over I can't get up welcome snooze FM buy the ship huh ah yes look at these t-rex abundant I need to remember that the rolling thing how do I get up there up the hill up here what the am I missing is this just like some type of oh here it is how was I supposed to see that from down there maybe if I got to the top like I planned on I would have seen him appreciate the resub Canadian penguin [Music] - easy where is the glasses I forgot to put them on just not that big deal can I break these as well can I just I just have these things infinitely mmm big secret found first one to find this moon who is the sticker in the background of your videos what are you talking about what does that mean [Music] oh I need to destroy these we don't need to go up [Music] oh get used to the controls the Asian dude that was a gag gift from Tiana it was just on Amazon as a giant Asian man sticker really not much of a story to him [Music] welcome Jack package I can't be registered that legs [Music] forget the resub puffier chick where the glass and why that's I just don't have them on right now we're near me I'll be hard outplay so see what I need to do Mario is a multi-dimensional Italian plumber would make a great sci-fi movie it's already been made did you not see the 90s Super Mario Bros movie I don't even have that sticker up anymore do I Packer I need to get this thing to hit her maybe not I just take this thing but I guess it's that easy I over complicated that Oh outplayed goddammit stop hitting her what good are the coins with a magic for me [Music] the 90s Mario movie I used to love when I was a kid horrible Mario movie but a great sci-fi flick I don't know if you've watched it recently but it is actually a very competent sci-fi movie ten coins equal one life really the guy who made sets for Blade Runner made sets for the Mario movie I didn't know that I got my bundle of bananas here yeah [Music] coins are for outfits well then I'm gonna start avoiding them I should Google government shutdowns in the United States are we setting a world record right now for the longest government shutdown in history I mean well obviously not in history because you know like back in the BC times it really wasn't government so I guess you can't really count any of that well we're setting a world record I respect that welcome Mario pizza some outfits are needed for moons do you get special things for the outfits because do I know how to died yet if not it's Z are then Y in midair I'll try that how many collectibles are in this game probably a ton I can get sexy topless Mario so I've heard the outfits do nothing but look good I'm getting conflicting reports on the importance of the outfits [Music] this is a very cute looking game [Music] [Music] what happened to brought through the wild I'm gonna play more of that later not tonight but this week later this week am i a titty streamer none at the moment but if desperation really strikes me I might become one welcome Hannah 98 so this hats just a parasite it's gotta be a horrible existence will I ever play the Modern Warfare's you ever play the Modern Warfare's yeah of course I have [Music] have fun in class chillin what's your fastest time eating a whole ham I don't think I've ever eaten a whole ham I don't have a speedrun time on that yet explain to puck why Mario could be considered pornography who the is hooked and how could this be considered pornography [Music] so what was dive now so it's bang I thought it would be you know maybe I've said me the same time appreciate the resub en okay so it's at the same time I think know what is it didn't seem like that was it I don't understand oh it is it okay I see I get you jump yrz why yeah I cracked the code what's up will see you go back to Coco was useless information Thank You chief I'm a genius I'm a genius how do I get off this thing do anything for me you will never become a Mario speed runner what do you think what do you say that I can't consistently get that meter Kubo Rococo I can't say I remember coke Kubo I fell asleep during it it seems great though that's very sweet max when I hope your PTSD improves over time men stay strong okay I'm gonna stop talking to people in this game they're useless my fan of the half-life series I never completed the first nor second one so no [Music] I'm not feeling any rumbles do I only feel them on joique on top left thanks man how do I move it it's not near the edge I thought it was in the wall yeah I said top left so I'm gonna trust him looks like this [Music] I'm feeling no rumbles welcome big big moist did I disable Rumble I don't think so I'll just keep ground-pounding everything here I might have actually yeah I'm actually pretty sure I did well this is a lot harder without Rumble hey perfect first try I'm not using a gamecube controller I just didn't have Rumble on [Music] anything big find whoa almost blew eight out of a hundred Jesus if I thought I've got funny here welcome tailwind thank you man let miss anything on the way moving up there but I don't think I can get to that yet can't I take one of these evidently so [Music] - easy you get a moon out of what something back there your friend has a bullet bill what plug is out of fact have fun in class charged insanity - easy why's twitch chat what do you mean I can't believe I actually just got a Munna I'm a genius check out this advanced maneuver I can't believe I missed that's choice shot has been messing up for people it looks totally find I'm totally fine on my end that's weird I'm a plan to get up there hold on check out this advanced move damnit what I keep doing that I will make this work hold the cap throw that's right you can bounce off the cap can't you I have to do that again [Music] I had a good plan in mind hardest game I've ever played [Music] after you walljump you can't bounce off the Hat I didn't know that I'm not taking the easy way I'm not using the bullet to get over there I want to get over there with just pure talent how do you bounce off the hat what is it say throw it then I can just I understand I can do that that's not very helpful how do I jump on to it [Music] I keep doing that hold why not tap why yeah but I need to jump on that hat I want to do that onto the hat that move right there I want to do onto the hat because I know you can do that I've seen that you have to hold it when you dive but I can't do both I can't at least I don't see how I can hold it and then dive onto it because I need to tap zr and why at the same time wall jump throw the hat while holding hat dive jump off the hat how do I hold the hat and dive at the same time it doesn't work tap first at first it comes back to me before I if I can hit it hold dive with dive I can't hold dive with dive because I need to do these two at the same time if I hold dive and then try and do the dive if I hold my hat and then try and do the dive I can't I don't understand jump hold throw ZL hold jump jump hold throws you hold throws yeah okay so I need to jump first okay thank you finally someone simplified it how many times am I let myself get hit by that bullet before I realize that I'm just not going to pull this off I keep doing that it's the hardest maneuver in the game what are you playing max prime or breath of the wild like tomorrow or some other day I'm not sure yet play old school runescape please I will play more runescape when they unfuck the drop table I will not use the bullet for that I don't need it I need to get better at the movement here boom why do I keep doing that you can throw the cap again and die for some extra airtime would even but further cap again I don't know how I throw the cap and then dive seems so goddamn hard [Music] okay so then I do that twice okay I see that seems extremely difficult though to do consistently please [Music] and I don't get it why can't I do it consistently it gets way easier with time does it I think it'd be so difficult to get that consistently shortcut short-cut being a relative statement yeah baby alright now I just got to get it on this one every time yeah my agility level in runescape is 69 I trained it purely through questing XP lamps from Diaries and barbarian fishing 100% every time [Music] after you start round town midair cold water I thought it was one or the other oh that's super easy oh I had no idea I didn't keep my hat out long enough well thank you finally someone with some helpful advice I had no idea that you could do both I thought it was either ground pound or dive that's so goddamn simple aim for the lower platform that the moon is on none and I'm doing it the hard way why did that happen this is the biggest first boss of any game I've ever played making this jump - easy first try there really is no hard way though disagree if it's one of the other that's pretty difficult and then forgiving can I actually get it this way why is it okay I'm trying to go too fast big skip well Oh big save Jesus gdq strats yeah and I think that's my problem I just need to slow myself down a little bit that's why I'm up [Music] I didn't even need that [Music] [Music] No you can see chat no could you not before it's been fine on my end all day the natural it's been that way for several people it's super weird what do you think is the strongest smash ultimate character Ness I think Ness is extremely strong oh my got a tinkle real quick [Music] [Music] we've been filling up my water hold on everyone calm down [Music] I know you get these types of questions a lot but you planning on playing the last of us two theories coming out on Mother's Day all right we're back in it what is this I see welcome Jared appreciate that fat sup man what does this do for me [Music] hmm why did it not matter which one I went to [Music] he reminds me of my nephew me I'm sorry I was summoned tinkling when you sent that my planning to play the last the last less - yeah yeah I'm planning to play the last of us - I love the first one so I'm excited for the new one Oh baby what is this thing what does that do for me oh okay do you think postman Dale should be in smash bros I do think so I think postman Dale would feel right at home [Music] what do you think Brendan Fraser will star and lead in a triple-a title another oh I've trapped this guy down here now haven't I I'm sorry man you can see invisible platforms with that thing seems simple [Music] guys superfast legend has it Mario Gaines's interdimensional abilities by snorting aids and giving peach the prolapsed anus some interesting fanfiction I haven't heard that one say what is this sans for smash movement I certainly hope not I'm a genius [Music] legend has it twitch chat is its own kind of special anemia but up it's not broken for me I don't know what everyone's talking about it seems like a lie I think everyone's just playing a mean god damn it what do you see over here with your special eyes can be your brand okay thank you I can't see can only seem to see if you can only seem to see your own messages from earlier this must be such a lonely experience for some people right now actually you know what I heard from twitch is that the only way you can access chat anymore is if you sub to this stream it was in their patch notes recently I don't know why they chose my stream or why they're doing that but that's just what I read specifically with twitch Prime anything works actually according to the reports [Music] [Music] if you said to Jamie can you still see the chat and I haven't read any reports that say that here you know if you guys okay you know what here comes a 2000 IQ level streamer you guys ready for this [Music] this is like a literal 2000 IQ level move right here so you guys can't see twitch chat but I can so here we go how about this yeah and then we'll throw this we're gonna need to make it a little smaller it was just take up half the screen with it I don't know where to put it that's too big did you guys read that if I put it there I'll just cover up my hearts how much health I have too small nice a view full street oh if you fullscreen the stream you can see it yeah all you have to do is fullscreen you can stir you can see it today I'm a genius and that's how Charlie saved twitch this guy should have something useful to say are you just gonna complain and and just bitching am i enjoying Odyssey so far yes it's fun I'm sure this guy's just here to as well mmm this is actually a little quest ok good start holy Lord how big is this level he's a huge map it's not human being get the in there bang consider the car salesman has to say it's like the mysterious stranger from a fallout I can't really help him yet put Chen fullscreen and mute all right we'll listen here bud just because you're here because I'm the only man smart enough to figure out how to circumvent the twitch malfunction doesn't mean you get to tell me how to live my life out here all right and somebody and somebody mod that guy that's brave appreciate the reset back seal how does someone live using twitch light mode I usually don't use light mode the reason I have it light mode is because I knew this day would come I was like a doomsday prepper of twitch up with their chat and I knew if I had it in dark mode you guys wouldn't be able to read the chat on screen like that you see I was thinking 10 steps ahead I'm an actual genius our people still having the issue where they can't see the chat anyway apparently and that's why I have the chat up there I'm a genius [Music] what does that last sheep never gonna play zelda again yes sir welcome or it or at Imlay or at Imlay arrest my nailed it if you're having trouble with chat try restarting your browser is it not site wide is everyone not having problems with chat is it only a few people am I the only one tired of UCF claiming to be national champions the oh I'll keep up the sports what do you mean UCF as you should have even been ranked in the top five at the end of the season ever welcomed aged man the awesome those things talks to me [Music] that's not a riddle that's just a question how is that a riddle answer my riddle what time is it how do you make anime girls real you pray hard enough and you sub to this stream have I seen jesus chatline series now I'm not nutsacks really itchy he said it wasn't much of a riddle himself a few red yeah my speed ran sorry unless that tidbit UCF won the net oh wait UCF is 25 and 100 I thought you're talking about football what is UCF 25 and one in basketball is use you have really good at basketball now or is UCF Division two is this last sheep it's for football since when is UCF good at football and wait how did they win the national title in 2018 I thought Alabama at Clemson won last year against Alabama I don't really keep up the sports anymore my dad updates me I know Clemson Alabama real good this year voice crack where's his last goddamn sheep enjoying the game so far yes sir damn actually I'm gonna need to use the bullet here no matter how proficient I am with speedrunning it won't be enough I should visit UCF I have UCF is beautiful I really like the UCF you gotta head out and have fun meadow oh wait I don't wanna leave it I'm sure there's more in here enjoy your class you can't turn around right in am I going to the Super Bowl I haven't decided yet where's that last sheep you just bought a new toilet the other day good work I hope you dropping some mean in it all the sheep's definitely down here [Music] you think the Chiefs can beat the Pats I do not keep up with sports you're asking the wrong guy by no the Patrick baloney Maloney or whatever his name is a super good I know that much I already forgot where it was but I'm going off instinct I was wrong you could have completed that by doing a triple jump then wall jumping off the side really way completed what this what can I actually do that please move or not this one did you mean the last one appreciate the research room vaporwave god oh the previous bullet Barrett bullet bill area Acosta stop dammit why did I do that thanks for the aesthetics hmm if I had to guess I'd say the platform is top right all the way over don't believe in myself yeah I am upset damn how wide is it how wide is what my ass I'm not sure haven't measured same plan bang genius don't know where to get out though if I had to guess I'd say right in front of it didn't even use the guy that was too easy for me this game is for babies what the look oh there's that sheep how did I not see that earlier too easy you're welcome ever thought about going on a Florida College tour I always really envied the iMac guys I don't know if any of you even remember them it's probably too young to even remember who they were but there was this group called I'm shmatte group of douchebags they just tour the u.s. going to every big college frat party and filming it my girls would just be taking their tops off and and then sucking the dicks of the people filming just to get like internet fame at the time I always thought that was the coolest man UF is all over that yeah they went to my university twice and if you went to the I'm Shmack parties you got in a lot of trouble with the University oh I wonder if I could come up with a speedrunning route for this probably not can I leave and navigate the world as is I'm sure MACT was so cool that was a great idea Oh [Music] oh oh I see in this speedrun you don't even do this part well I'm collecting like every moon not like speedrunning [Music] use your Assassin's Creed like gaming instinctive to figure out the fastest route my Assassin's Creed like gaming instinct I mean like Assassin's Creed [Music] [Music] to Swift damn I missed one nope I got it and this is a quick tactical text message thoughts on Death Grips can't stand it death grips is absolutely awful well I don't get how people enjoy it that's not sure I do I understand people have different tastes I just think it sounds like ass like white literally synthesized farts where do I go here Oh appreciate the resub just Chris that's upsetting you missed the moon wait where did I miss the moon how did I miss a moon I'm going back like this way [Music] you can run in the 2d sections how's that then it can do this little thing here oh you're right I can I missed one like 15 minutes ago as well I highly doubt that now you're just making up no let's get it god this games easy open the up you missed the moon I have not missed a moon now now I've got them all except for five Oh baby here comes the dogfight I know I don't need all the moons I'm not gonna get every single moon dude where's the rule 34 of this girl out play we'll see I'll play I'll play it again oh I see [Music] like [Music] you idiot oh no you bang [Music] do it again gotcha I'm a genius well I'll keep doing it anyway she'll eventually just slam it right [Music] [Music] spoiler bowser dies no I don't think he does that kids game II wouldn't actually die you just gets hurt and stops functioning can I take the chat off the screen is everyone's chat fixed [Music] I know final cocksuck I just learned that yeah we good it seems like everyone says its back to normal so let's free up some space Oh what is this haunted [Music] let's practice that technique though there it is and then bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang I'm the genius for this thing why can't I talk to this I don't know what the jacksie does well let's hit it Oh baby wait a minute wait a minute wait I don't I thought I could break the icicles like this but I guess not a moon I'm good thanks man Oh big play sound sup sup I'm good how do I make this one work hmm oh I can't do it off the wall I remember welcome sage blaze it may be nope looks like the only way to get this one is the right way does the Acorn do I don't know what that symbol means bring it to the town oh those clothes I'm not gonna I'm not gonna use the way I'll get there like a real man ready is this even possible yeah what the bullet it is a simple puzzle for simpletons I would have liked to do it the right way or the cool way where's my jack oh right on to him as well oh he can go through only missing one moon in this level now you plant the nut in the pot that's located in town we'll do that then I forgot where I threw it haters can I take it with me on this guy Oh God oh I blasted one of the skeleton things with it alright let's hit it is the last moon I need last moon is not another pillar what does this do for me just curious have you played honcho down and did you have a little chat hunt showdown what is it we never even heard of that seeds take 20 minutes to grow why the am I doing this where's the pot so one of these Oh ricochet that backboard shot ready from way downtown pick it up see it's very generous appreciate the resub rock oh there's a lot more moons than just what's displayed our now it's gay the moons then according to someone else there's 69 moons in this level so that can't do that silly Jake how the would I even add a delay to my mic or the camera you just need to set up the new el Ganso I keep keep forgetting to it's like a point five delay it's really not that bad appreciate the resub kirito-kun oh is that my Jaguar Jesus just murdered him was it good of this guy they just don't slip on the ice useless I don't need that at all fine as is welcome assassin Chris go let's go oh that big move I had no idea that could drop down I thought they're gonna be stuck up there that is sad this game is old is it not yes it is oh yes yes it is but this is my first time playing in oh that big move what do if you find what and understand with that oh I don't understand what that means what do if you find the video boring [Music] nothing happens Katie just take care of yourself that's the most important thing I'm assuming to get that moon I need this goombah pillar yeah is that a fact Rob you weren't into it your first time I feel yes the newest game by career-tech where you kill monsters Spanish them to help kill other hunters and it's set in the post-civil war it on Steam is it a wait that's a new game I've never heard of why have I heard nothing about it oh I definitely can't make that big Dodge that foosball was no chance against me a [Music] hunter showdown yeah apparently I've never heard of that I've heard nobody anywhere talk about that game oh I blew it it's pretty good I'll have to check it out it just came out of early access one of those games huh the good games that go to early access coming in for the big boss showdown oze I remember this boss from ocarina of time is Mario the hero of Hyrule [Music] how do I get up there I blew it oh I kinda had to get up there oh good yeah the Metal Gear Solid 5 rocket punch always coming with the titty twisters all right give it to me big dodge Oh underestimated the speed there [Music] this defense is good now this is podracing amen do it I want you to do it oh I hit the wrong one that's that's a sad one the boss fights are extremely easy in this game yeah they certainly seem like it I was embarrassing in this input this is mr. hands face who is mr. hand [Music] from South Park yeah I'm not a big a South Park consumer and Ross 2.0 Andros was super hard this is andross easy-mode variant Oh [Music] [Music] Detroit's smash Buddha classic my hero academia reference do it oh that's so embarrassing I was gonna try and do like a cool move and backflip over the hand and throw the Hat well this is getting sad now Wow this is Dark Souls as the Dark Souls and in Findo games you know Adrian or Adrian passes cool who usually appears on your streams personally no what's my first name charlie first losing to Little Mac last night that now this losing the Little Mac is far more embarrassing than losing to this guy little Mac is not a decent character in any way shape or form he's a horrible character [Music] [Music] what what do you mean what [Music] [Music] play Tetris sometime sounds like much fun that's a good way of putting it for a yeah I respect that comparison [Music] you enjoying the game so far yeah it's fun so far I expected it to be fun that's sweet your mom welcome tonight natal Lama I'm pretty sure I have enough power moons ooh baby welcome to real inany almost crash the game with that many moons is closed water sounds like I hate water levels as everyone does so let's do the wooded Kingdom set sail let's get after it if happen time versus this I don't know yet I haven't played enough of this but hatton time is way up there soon enough I need 500 moons to unlock a final secret level at the end huh [Music] it doesn't work for me appreciate the resub not seriously get back to 3.7 K subs baby good a hat in time was awful I completely disagree hmm oh is that the newest smash character where was the play on top I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this guy what I'm assuming I do something with that rabbit these are the citizens spend money well no thank you ei or should I say Bethesda all right give me one of your crazy riddles Oh buddy take you guys to say flowers oh you're right it wasn't much of a riddle he does say oh it does damage I didn't know that just leave that poison to you ah some super mario sunshine alright i don't know i picked up that little rock that really me good [Music] oh I wasn't paying attention to that [Music] big play coming up I don't know why I did that [Music] that must be the wrong way this music is a pop and a half it seems good so far rocking the Mohawk I don't I don't think I am my hair's like down what do you mean rocking the Mohawk is out of your mind [Music] oh I see we're like five straight minutes you had a shark fin type thing oh that's odd I'm shy for the wacky hairstyle is so embarrassing but this is a makeup bliss stream for me today [Music] you hear about little pomp ching-chong sing the is that it sounds extremely racist is a little pomp a racist [Music] big move guaranteed I'm the only one to ever think about I love 30-second ads I wish I could turn that ad that plays when you click on the stream off if I could I would man that's Amazon's ad not mine I have enjoined the game Webb weed Tabak [Music] well there must be something big over there [Music] Oh big save why did I do that meant to throw my head am I gonna speedrun this game god yeah that was a hat in time Katie the coop was absolutely broken but the game itself was good actually they fixed the coop as a result of that stream that we did little fun fact [Music] [Music] most of all I was a close call [Music] yeah oh I've got a real juicy fart cooked up right now but I don't want to stand up and blast it in the mic so I'm sorry boys and girls I'm wasting this one [Music] close a similar farting on stream I have been for the most part recently but not that one [Music] genius he's tried to ask me one of your mods when it was his bday well I don't know about that really only mod Pete my friends like people I know [Music] you're welcome barred with skates have fun at work as markiplier average showed interest in the official podcast he is not I do not think Mark is the kind of guy that would come on our podcast my buddy Ricky from school you lying I haven't been in school and I'm like three years out of school [Music] let's say I'm making a pentagram the is this man pinned Oh No [Music] he actually does make a pentagram out of this doesn't he no cool is this mario plus Rabbids no siree not officially though [Music] to try and get bill Wirtz on the podcast he's welcome to come on I like his work throw your hat while sprinting why is that I don't even know how to sprint actually that's after a zr jump isn't [Music] whoops what was the point of that I don't need anything from these guys oh wait I'll catch the rabbit real quick Oh where's that rabbit up-close easy they said spinning oh I thought you said sprinting ah okay I didn't know you could do that nice oh there's a secret area over there that I know no one's been to ever I don't get up there maybe one of these into loops into one of these well actually that might work Oh hmm god damn it can I jump back on my hat somehow there try and do a ground pound for extra height I can't after that jump I can't do that jump into a ground pound you can dive towards your cap out of a wall jump I thought it didn't work yeah see I can't I just collect the cap unless maybe I'm not holding it down long enough no this doesn't work while jumping off this wall sounds like a good idea if I could jump off that hat it would you got a hat throw return the cap backwards jump into an evasive roll the appreciate the hundred bit shadow dragon I'm enjoying the game it's pretty good you got a hat throw return the cap backwards into an evasive role what the is an infant yeah what the is an evasive role in this game sounds like you just made nonsense up ground pound first gives you extra air okay let's see that seems underwhelming ground-pound first jump off pawn one round town first jump off run I can't jump off the wall oh oh well it's still not enough still not enough I know I figured out what you're saying don't fear Oh what do you mean yes it is it's clearly not I've done it three times now I'm not walking around I will do it right well wrong I'll do it the cool way ground-pound further back and jump off your hat okay appreciate the resub mark oh okay I see and then I just needed to throw a hat and turn around okay nice whoo oh oh oh that made me feel dirty Jesus Christ Jesus Christ that was gross don't make me go back down alright well so long to those that was absolutely disgusting can we get 10,000 subs in here for that incredible move can I do it again to get all the way up there these things yeah let's go you're welcome caps clock no that's not even high enough where is the music I don't know perhaps the orchestra's Orchestra just stopped playing because of that incredible move they never expected anyone to do that [Music] shaking my controller does nothing we've already established that I'm not using a shake compatible controller I thought there's some more over here but I guess not so what is this then this must not be a pro controller it is a wired controller that I have no option of taking out to make Wireless shaking it does nothing you using one of the shitty third-party pro controllers no it's even got the Zelda thing on it it's the power controller oh okay well then I'm not using a pro controller I think we've established it now I'm using what is called a power controller apparently but all real gamers use [Music] how's it going chase it's a third how was this a third party controller it was a best buy his best by just taking Chinese bootleg knockoff controllers for Nintendo the do you mean this is a third party controller I think I even still in the box and it's a Nintendo box [Music] did I get all the moons on this side I think I feel like I got them all I have the same one you do and it came in you know I'm just gonna find it on Google real quick nope I might have just broke my switch we're back here this is the exact one I got it is a Nintendo switch Zelda breath of the wild video game controller black on bestbuy.com we get free delivery if I order no it has incredible reviews let's read the one stars how do I sort by one stars god this website is primitive [Music] it's a real controller power a that's what it's called power egg it's not a third-party knockoff my wires are all tangled up that's why the connection got loose this power a not the name of the Nintendo thing I thought power a was part of Nintendo why does it have the Nintendo branding on it by going it right here has Nintendo branding on it or at least on the the pictures this is like a Johnny scam then power a is a third party and they're allowed to use the Nintendo logo that's off to him oh so it's it okay it's licensed by Nintendo why the would they license them what's the point why not just make it themselves cut out that middleman [Music] [Music] yikes that's what I'm saying well I wouldn't intend Oh license it that's why I'm so confused look at this speedrun strat where the am pi the is this little Christmas tree gonna do anything with this oh I fell for it oh it's an aggressive dinosaur I have a plan oh well played nerd my plan worked I bet I'm the only one to figure that out oh okay so this is the tree that I can be the is the point of that now that I've already killed the dinosaur oh it's respawns that's unlucky do it outplayed oh boy where's the other blocks I need to break you there where are the feathers I don't see what you're saying because dinosaurs had feathers I remember there was a moon under the tree I just had to pound it where's mine oh the order doesn't change okay no I want to use the hat throwing thing is just not kill see this game is great so far I don't it went well for you mad cats wishing you the best man your son won't take a nap because I keep turning this on addicted to the stream LG thanks man I'm not sponsored by LG but yeah over here real gamers use power eh yeah I guess I feel like such a idiot right now I have a god damn power a what a worthless pile of where is that I didn't see where it was where is it oh there it is they're fine controllers I can't even use it wirelessly god dammit there's nothing fine about them up that's what I get for going to Best Buy black that's exactly what I get for going to Best Buy can we crowd fun you a proper controller yeah can we get $10,000 in here so I can get a real controller please have I ever created a superhero yeah hard turbo I'll warn you you'll end up paying $74 for a pro controller rice may get $20,000 so I can afford it wrong one what a great puzzle this is a yep a real thinker nice trial and error those are always the most fun hey I solved that hey radiation day oh where was that tree at from earlier apparently there's a move in there oh those are the seeds I need well there's something fishy about this rock hold on I don't get it I don't understand I give up throw hat I was throwing my hat at it what do you mean throw hat oh it has to be at that exact thing all that I just had to throw it at the I didn't know how to be like actual aim thanks guys oh there's the tree my hair looks so depressed today a little fun fact gamers I haven't showered in 48 hours gamer Musk you feel that you feel that you smell that that's the scent of a real gamer oh we're getting the subs in here now for the gamers smell the gamer juice the aroma of gamer ye olde gamer appreciate the resub see ATAR is there any other moons down here I may have missed it I guess not I know hit two weeks without a shower then talk to me about gamer Musk the longest I've gone without ruining my gamer juice has been three days right around 72 hours is my personal best how'd you know about that tactic I know about that tactic god dammit game treats me like a child yikes welcome frazzle how do I dive I imagine it's not just with a ground pound there's got to be more ways obvious secret up there up where up here oh wait I see it God what the alright let's make it easier good looks [Music] No - easy my god you and the entire summer holiday six weeks without showering once because I didn't leave the house until the end of August that is absolutely repulsive Kati unbecoming of a woman absolutely unforgivable oh wait can I get up there [Music] I think I got everything I need oh look at that height I'm getting good at it now I don't think there's anything else up there oh wait I need something over there I need one of the tanks I believe these were not here earlier move over call of duty I mean when it's all said and done this is a better shooter than pump you oh look at that move that's an American Ninja Warrior highlight right there oh that's a lot of seeds oh this guy's dead and no one cares there's been a murder here who's the culprit very sweet wintry Thank You Man how do i free up the recharge station their solution just executing anyone that's taking too long how I said I'll maybe not big secret my gamer eyes can see right through this fog what miss input the Bo and smegma was unbelievable after two weeks or six weeks do girls get smegma I don't think girls can get smegma they can only get a little more right I suppose we supposed to go dangerously low oh I see house easy they get stuff in between the fanny flaps if you leave it for too long really so like in between the labia folds you can get like smegma or as we like to call it in the gaming business energy how do I solve this uh this line dilemma I'll have to clean him [Applause] check out this move right here world first I didn't hold it down long enough [Applause] [Music] what down long enough where I'm holding it down / oh I can't do it off the wall right use don't tell my parents it's so embarrassing I need to find some source of like water or soap or something and come back just give me one moment here boys and girls [Music] [Music] young smegma talk yeah you've come to the right place if you want to talk about smegma you want to talk about smegma we can oh we can talk about some smegma tell you that much right now [Music] I highly doubt anyone collects smegma anyone that says they collects magma or likes magma has never actually seen it we got some fake gamers in here pretending they like smegma welcome RNG suspect I hate to call you out like this after you just sub but you have never seen smegma I encourage you to look up some pictures we're gonna strafe right here I'm like the ninja of Super Mario Odyssey my marble accuracy is wild [Music] why am I doing this big move oh I can't off the wall making some amateur mistakes [Music] is it gunk that builds up in your genitalia typically smegma is in the foreskin look the foreskin area but I suppose you could have smegma anywhere I depending on where like how gross you are and I guess I mean there's no like natural law from Jesus Christ or anything that says smegma has to be restricted to just the foreskin what does this guy need help with okay thank you for the assistance I could have sniffed that up for myself well that was a bit faster than I expected I can do more than one note can I thought so what is that I'm still hauling dick how do I make this work we have to shoot those come on oh Jesus one I'm the ultimate gamer shit's too easy this is a baby ass game right here this has no chance against me you got bad aim did somebody banned billion-dollar babe for being incredibly wrong with my aim there's no such thing as bad aim in these streams any official stream soon god no probably not welcome the trash cat [Music] your dad goes two months without a shower perhaps you shouldn't be raised by a garbage guy not like garbage men you pick up your garbage it's just the nickname I'm giving your stinky ass down get your dad in the shower whatever happened to the good old days of bathing with your father oh just the rock this is definitely wrong I say well it's kind of adorable I lived in my grandfather's house for four years and he took two showers how do you know that I could have definitely taken showers when you were asleep when you were out how the a Goins guy walking we can't quite make that never got to combo it I like it up there I'm stuck I'm pretty certain I can't get up onto the the eyes break the blocks around it oh I wish I'd known oh yeah there's a lot of moons here the game super easy and I'm blasting ass through it but it's really nice it's enjoyable I think it's a good game appreciate the resub backing fortnight anytime soon I was actually gonna do fortnight the other night for the first time in a while but then I did a smash instead which I think was a good idea because I got some real good reps in my donkey kong was absolutely disgusting how do I break that oh I say I need to get it from below I think maybe no don't know where's my little guy and I just go straight up on this wow that's a lot simpler than I thought it'd be the time you didn't change your bed for eight months that's just repulsive Katie Jesus great boys if you need a an avatar of grease we've got a lady for you in the chat how's it going Rob bored to welcome moth yard bang he's going on right ankle music oh I hope you're doing well oh he's still got another face I can't I actually got him up here with me [Music] hey what the no my little guy my little boy why didn't you go straight to Ganon I wish I could in this game I was so close to being Ganondorf I just was rushing him straight I almost had him [Music] holy 1.3 K in 10 minutes you're bit off with that leo I've been going for two and a half hours almost I just tweeted it out because people ask me to tweet it out sometimes oh yeah Ashley [Music] I've seen the speedruns in breath of the wild I've seen a couple of them where was your notification couldn't tell you how are you liking the game so far I'm loving it man god I got so many moons on this I'm very glad to hear that KD that is some great news what do I prefer so far this year Zelda probably Zelda Zelda was so goddamn fun I was not expecting a zelda to be as good as it was is haven't beaten it or anything yet god I don't want to do the lake Kingdom I hate water levels but I got a tinker oh man hold on [Music] just took a nice fat old peepee in there I'm actually getting hungry something to grab a snack here in a second and bring it up do I intend to finish that Zelda runner start a new one I'm gonna finish that one you know I'm kind of yeah I tried breath of the wild a couple days ago there won't be any zelda tonight wait Kingdom is surprisingly fun good oh man this is a trying to rim the name of that creature but now it doesn't matter since I'm already leaving her shaking moves yes I really enjoyed playing Zelda [Music] how much did I play what the is this oh it's a zipper nice magine yes I played I got like four three three shot and four shrines in and then I immediately went again in Dorf because I was doing so all I thought I could beat him and I'm stuck again indoors so I gotta back out manually gotta take the long way back actually I think I could probably find like an old autosave [Music] just fast travel out oh that's right I could just fast travel out couldn't I that makes more sense oh and then I'll get to keep the Royal claim allure can't you not fast travel out of the castle well I certainly hope I can oh Jesus get back here bookworm oh I hate bookworm adventures too easy [Music] can I break those with my hat underwater probably not let's see I can fast travel in front of the castle okay let's good [Music] get a cheap cheap what's a cheap cheap too many unsubbed people agreed it's disgusting can I just go through this welcome moon lad thanks man Oh check out this big move the same move I did earlier that impressed everyone I'm not taking the easy way that's for ready to easy I didn't even need the wall jump I was expecting that to be far harder hello sweet I had no idea I was looking for can I have sex with your mother I don't think I'd be allowed to oh there's definitely a secret back here it's just a matter of where all right I was totally wrong what do these little things mean Mario is shorter than five six yeah of course he is short people unlock it for me oh this is one of those things actually need to be dressed up for [Music] can I afford it probably know it and before Charlie has the most retweeted tweet on Twitter of all time highly doubt it so I need the joining the full outfit okay so I just need ten can I just jump out oh I see is all you own white shirts no no no I only plenty of other shirts appreciate the resub Tinchy thank you man did I miss anything here I feel like most most people would have not thought to look behind you but I'm not most people I'm an elite gaming specimen popping off baby welcome Elite bacon I've ever lost your interest in gaming for a short time yeah oh yeah there's so many times where games like the games that come out are just so but there's just nothing I feel like playing absolutely I honestly still probably wouldn't play very many games if not for streaming streaming games is a lot more fun than just playing him by yourself because it's like you're always playing them with friends which is a lot more fun than just doing it alone did you just unzip someone's pants not yet that comes later here comes a big move Oh strategy guarantee no one thought to do that I'm gonna throw the Hat again [Music] I'd say a good way a good place to start as a Nintendo Swit the Nintendo switch actually take it back do I have to do all that again all right do I have to go I don't have to do that again I still have it I thank God are you sure do I enjoy these streams more than the runescape ones um not necessarily I really liked streaming runescape it really feels like it's super productive like there's something about runescape when you accomplish the little goals you set for yourself in the game it just feels good whereas in these games it's just you know beat the game when the runescape is I can totally up to you what your goals are which is cool yes I think I can make that probably was this the Flat Earth Society yes you're among friends [Music] just in case okay good I didn't have to do it again but I just wanted to be sure oh I forgot that I didn't activate that one I don't think I can get back that way maybe this way Oh No where do I go to get out of here tips for putting on masks with ridiculous metabolism pasta you will get fat as if you eat enough pasta [Music] drop down the hole and go through the pipe why didn't I do that actually I'm going to do that just because I feel so dumb for going all the way out like that then i watch the speedrun of this at agdq i didn't that i did not watch very much agdq [Music] biscaia still researching flat-earthers I believe so oh wait I did go through that you I thought that'd take me back out [Music] how are you liking Assassin's Creed Mario Odyssey I really don't get that meat just because I ought to see in both names or is there more I don't understand you can capture a fish that would make this so much faster wow that would have been super nice to know remember when Ted Cruz accidentally like that incest on tweet wasn't incest porn it was cooked porn wasn't it but yeah of course it's a classic and I move this rock no you can't hmm I'm missing one oh wait no I already went there where the is the last one at this point you just go undercover to one of the conventions with Ted Cruz to a convention or what are you referring to [Music] was it Lisa and should [Music] oh wait I forgot I needed these for the costume I need to start collecting Oh where's that zipper at there it is well there's one boobs or butts it's tits or ass and tits I can't spend over here [Music] no oh you piece of a balanced breakfast of both tits and ass yeah ideally both but if you can only have one of the other tits for me personally when are we gonna see a ping-pong stream it's not a bad idea I get filthy with ping pong okay here comes a big move well I was a lot easier than I thought it would be we can't push it there we go I have enough for the costume right it was only ten does anyone remember it was ten yeah it was 15 Hogg hmm there's another zipper over here somewhere there it is fyz or armpits I'll say thighs kind of sane man would ever choose armpits I actually see how I can make this probably not the way it was intended but check this out alone I mean they just give you moons there is a hint I armpit subreddit you know welcome to reddit that sounds like a typical redditor okay check this move out ready oh I should have just thrown the Hat I thought I could get it without know what I've been to a lot cooler all right it I'll throw the Hat too easy there anything I need over in here you don't take this for now I don't think I need the goo oh I need to stack the goombas to get up there don't I oh how do I stack them no I need to get on one of these don't I there we go well I thought there is more up there he's using a third party not a pro controller you have power I had no idea actually more to you best buy why are you throwing power A's let me get an actual Nintendo controller let me get a little snack real quick you guys can just take in the view real quick oh there's a moon right there wow that really had to work for that one what the is up who wants to see grown man's butthole so hot god dammit Jesus Christ Oh Lord heated up bowl of spaghetti and a bowl of sweet potatoes and sweet potatoes just I don't know what happened I think the ball must have caught fire or something because when I was carrying it up is it burning the I'll get as close to that moon as possible without getting it oh my god I really hope that doesn't scab over on my tattoo it was really hard dirt hot welcome to the mukbang is hard what triggers the gachi bat bass gachi bass you've come to the right place again monolith karma arms still hurting really bad play some gachi please sir I'm still not overly familiar with twitch memes but I have heard of that one Congrats David good then he usually has some memes yes a lot of them how can I eat after what you've been telling me that only fuels my appetite all that talk of smegma butthole juice and makes me hungry for some does that actually work Jase I've heard about Oh oh no no it's not good oh so you guys remember that uh that's extremely piping hot plate of sweet potato that I burnt myself on I set it on my new al gato and not a whole goddamn things on fire oh that was really dumb oh Jesus Oh luckily it seems like it's only the wires the actual unit itself seems rather cool to the touch so maybe we're still all right I don't know why the I put it there may these sweet potatoes have really soured my evening why were so many monkey nuts traded on Nye what do you mean 9 Oh New Year's Eve I don't know I didn't stream on New Year's Eve welcome drew morph what did you cook that in a furnace just a microwave I guess I might have left it in too long seven hundred and eighty three thousand monkey nuts were traded then well why don't I have them how many my keynotes am i up to 2.1 million almost welcome trick nasty 69 how long have I been streaming almost three hours I did cranberries well I didn't make it it's from the video and j-mac used it for the sub notification who's gonna be on the next podcast boss Johnson the new Mortal Kombat's can have custom characters yeah that possible I'll remake mr. Krabs in mortal combat you gonna fight viewers in Mortal Kombat 11 so we do for every single fighting game yeah my favorite Mario game this Luigi's Mansion count do I have a supportive creator code in fortnight no no I don't I don't really think they'd want someone like me promoting their game and I don't really play it much anymore miss puff for official podcast yeah welcome on a snack emote would be good I agree I don't know oh I'm sorry I thought your talk I got so confused by what you were saying Mad Catz now I understand close-up on the food yeah appreciate the resub star mist yeah I'm in I'm ready to rumble welcome robot wizard you all could hear that fart good finally it's about time can I not go anywhere else in here yet god you agree MLG well I think I'm done in late King whoa hold on Oh big moves [Music] [Applause] you can taste the burp from here man my burps are odorless they're just to complement for the food alright next world baby oh wait wait wait wait I forgot the mermaid thing you guys want to see a crazy shortcut watch this I guarantee I'm the only one to have ever found this shortcut now I just kept going through all of that over there I am a genius like there's a lot more over here the appreciate the resub Rousseau Ryan Reynolds better be hosting the moist these next year that'd be great how do you feel about how do you feel about not being included in the 100 most handsome faces of 2018 that sounds about right there's a red star that you missed where you got the first really how do you remember that sorry where was that [Music] no big moves [Applause] I heard he made the top five most twitch streamers really that's a list that I feel like you can trust got a bunch of sweet potato on my lips right now now I don't need to go up to the roof not yet hold on I want to get the dress another swim gear whatever now how do I equip this okay no I didn't mean it that how do I change how long have I been growing my beard I actually just shaved a little bit and since like sophomore year of college I wasn't paying attention I'm sorry what was it what do I do a closet okay thank you there we go oh there's a closet on the ship as well I'm ready [Music] do you have a YouTube channel or something and is there some way for new viewers to sub to you for free oh I see what you're setting up there little princess a twitch prime thing is what you're going for I see yeah the twitch prime thing is free sorry I wasn't as cool as the other people's little segues into that I'm unfamiliar with what twitch prime actually is and still you still get ads when you have twitch prime unless your sub to the channel welcome sir Willy papi it worked look at that yeah welcome shoe lid I guess I can't do anything in here yet cuz I don't the dress so I have to go do that you haven't gotten ads then you haven't gotten twitches experimental new ads ad system you black origin and a adblock don't work on it they're powerless against it appreciate the resub to pig with no name I'll be tuned in [Music] none of this one oops what is it Jesus mmm she's definitely a mood over there called it you had the pre-roll ads on the twitch app yeah it sounds about right yeah for another big move taking the cool way whoops up too easy [Music] what are my pc specs I actually really don't know to be honest with you appreciate the resub NDA Jam double-oh-seven bighead mode Thank You Man Man I blasted ass on the lake Kingdom I don't think I missed a single moon favorite game of all time City of Heroes this is the last rabbit [Music] [Music] outplayed [Music] oh I didn't expect that do it again misread that No [Music] losing to a Super Mario Odyssey boss is so sad [Music] I know I know I just feel like I've got every moon in this entire one like I can't imagine any other place they could possibly hide any more moons [Music] the dress stand yeah I'm going there next now that I got the dress back right didn't I just get the dress back from that you didn't need the dress oh I didn't know that okay well that's fast travel back over there wait so I don't need the dress to get a star out of that so you're telling me you know I'll throw the cap out it I guess open a get me in there welcome to no shits ghost welcome sinner just a gamer yeah baby poppin off just ate my hat easy yeah it sounds like a plan monolith appreciate it man well there'd be breath of the wild tonight probably not tonight do you have a burp emote I do actually there is one I feel like I'm about to beat the game already I actually haven't even made it to the central city yet never mind [Music] [Music] Thanks lordy I'm going to your absolute favorite Kingdom oh that's sweet that's good guys just click the claim button on the top left to get your sub I like that cute appreciate the resub guild oh I thought he's just giving me other action tutorials damn I wish I had read that now [Music] what is happening what happened I see the band one tits trained tits is the preference big old honker some fat milk tanki's that's the preference I bet there's a moon behind this phone me I thought it was smart oh my first Bowser encounter how yeah you know she's really just not trying very hard she she put on that wedding dress and the makeup come on peach I was a Geodude hat [Music] easy oh come on he's got a like frat douchebag hair look at that he's got the what's it called the undercut almost shaved side damn Bowser must be playing Saint Jesus slang some mad for the cig dough I'm coming okay [Music] oh that's embarrassing No Oh big move Oh what the combo me like in super smash bros right now come on baby finish him off no oh that dodge that was gross Jesus that's a face highlight-reel right there peach like now's your time to escape you know what I mean oh yeah is very easy opening there I really do believe the theory that peach Bowser but like makes it this whole big song advance because she doesn't want Mario to know that he didn't cut the Bowser jr. is peaches son like she seems to genuinely love Bowser but Mario not so much would you main Bowser if he had that hair and smash not probably still choose DK I love DK set didn't they completely dispel that in Super Mario Sunshine no what did they say in Super Mario Sunshine I don't remember oh so how did they how did they dispel that Bowser jr. is peaches son well it's his Bowser bernoulli's Berto Thank You kumquats oh my hat no wasn't looking try to figure out this mystery [Music] oh he's got a little spike up there I almost fell for it [Music] what a move I don't mean I'm sure I'd recognize Berto if I saw him I just don't remember him by name son of a easy burrows the pink guy with the hole for the mouth I don't remember does this lead to okay right on my hat it's like the whole plot right now is I don't have my hat [Music] how do I break these appreciate another two kumquats appreciate the resub me again it's good to see a man but I just have to be faster Oh don't dammit [Applause] Oh don't you early missed the dodge what is that I can't check right now I'm in the middle of some intense gaming yeah you can duck those duck what welcome or appreciate the resub the wise one yeah men make a clip of the Bowser fight what do you mean they thought that the Hobbit gave her a child I'm not going in this door suck my dick toad it looks pretty easy would you rather have a sub on twitch or a member on YouTube that's really up to you man I don't I don't stream on YouTube anymore though so you'd probably get more out of a sub on twitch oh wait I can just travel back did I not touch the flag Oh what made you go back to twitch what do you mean back I've heard that a couple times I never went back to twitch I was never on twitch I was on justin.tv I see how to get it but a thousand two thousand ten no even earlier I was 2009 I was on justin.tv but I switched to twitch because YouTube is a very dangerous platform to be streaming on since they ban you for like offensive super chats or an offensive chat you get a strike so it's super dangerous to stream on their welcome Fed train gaming and there's also no communication between YouTube and the Creator so it's just not safe [Music] what am I missing [Music] I didn't need to do that but just because I love the movement in this game it's so crisp four-player podcast that was huge on justin.tv I think that was actually their biggest channel Justin TV's biggest channel yeah I remember I remember that one time an idea my signature move that's not going to work I see this ground-pounding it changes it [Music] Justin TVs dumbass blue monkey I thought it was cute easy I took the easy way of getting that one no there's a bttv extension you can use to bring the blue gorilla back and chat really Oh surprise twitch ever knowledge just eat justin.tv ever existed there's a lot of bad that went on there I think there's like two or three suicides that were broadcast from there [Music] yeah there was a guy who od'd on stream another guy shot himself on stream there's another one that I'm blanking him yeah a lot of bad happened on justin.tv oh that's rough all right I'm gonna stop using the glide guy there open this well I've really trapped in there how the do I open this oh I think I see you ready for a huge move ready for this I'm not gonna use the glide I'm going to work have a great Street hold it down long enough I thought it worked kumquats appreciate the generosity man that's really upsetting I didn't hold down my hat long enough could've easily made that I'm pretty sure I see what you're supposed to do for that [Music] nope that was wrong the do I used to open this something over oh I got a fat brewing up right now that just came out of nowhere [Music] let's get let's get this star first I didn't know there was a star back here that's not the one I was talking about but I'll take it you can get a couple stars over here that was an easy one [Music] do you know how many Happy Meals you can get from a couple twitch primes probably quite a few I imagine your emotes suck down your balls really must be huge to say something so brave you're stronger man than most I've never seen such bravery on a scale like that your balls truly are huge 25 Spider Man was better than what then citizens came I'd agree [Music] while what a tremendous challenge [Music] the Japanese show what the Japanese show what where is the G fuel IV emote only now I should be half the gamer that my balls 20 foot my balls are huge 25 is how does this one work oh let's see breezy any idea and when i'll stream breath of the wild next no i don't know yet i don't typically plan that out [Music] what's your question be a bio saber where's the other one up missing one more [Music] close oh I thought this was Hawkman no no it's still not even in here Walmart here now that you've fixed your bowels oh yeah that's right it's probably more enjoyable now what a nice guy he's trapped down here he still gives me a moon he's in good spirits good toad first time I know man I'm a animal I make it look like I speedrun this game on the daily where's that last one I'm missing one more [Music] thoughts on Skyrim well I don't jerk off about it like everyone else seems to I thought it was a good game though it was back there it was fine but I'm not one of those wild gamers that played for you know sixty thousand hours played for like 20 in total enough to beat the game most people say it sucked that's that's crazy to me because uh initially it will not even initially up until like two years ago if you well if you said anything negative about Skyrim you are ostracized people pointed and laughed at your small penis but now it's like cool to hate Skyrim whereas before that was taboo wild house changes did I play captain toad I didn't uh that every star I feel like I got em all I know wait I'm still missing one that I want to get I don't think there's one over there but I want the one in the cage big play no there's one down here too I thought you just make down to normal jump it's because people got tired of Bethesda's so now what they can go back and retroactively Li say they hate a game that retro actively say they hate a game that they put 5,000 hours into I've been saying it since the game came out I never thought it was nearly as good as everyone hyped it up today I thought it was just an all right I'm but the screen I'm sucking so much you think I'm just reading the chat oh my god I forgot to jump Jesus welcome mr. nugget would you play the next game in the series white Elder Scrolls yeah and I look forward to when everyone forgets how bad Bethesda is and they're like wow because there really is a great company and the cycle will continue baby Bethesda is on the side of the gamers we're finally being listened to gonna make it from here it's a rough angle I guess I have to hit it from this one [Music] no use the worm ah that's a good idea if I was a little I'll be a little for this though sure isn't ei still the most hated company I think just barely above Bethesda yeah but ei never gets a pass Bethesda will they always do so I'd say in less than a year we will see Bethesda be everyone's favorite game company again and how Elder Scrolls is on top of untouchable Skyrim's the best game humans have ever conceived etc all right well gamers I've got some bad news I have to really badly and I can't bring my mic with me unfortunately so you won't be able to hear the plops if you listen closely you might be able to though so just I'll be back in a minute and I don't have a bucket [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] don't worry boys and girls I'm back I'm back in the mega mix baby brokenhearted tried to but only farted what a waste of effort welcome aboard Franco doats ô Franco Franco dot exe and I generally lose thanks boys ya just farted a bunch unfortunately how do I open that cage my answer might get me a sub Mo's or Tripoli it's a trick question because they both suck ass they've all is so bad did I earn yourself they're absolutely both with the spiked spiky one I tried to lure him off the cliff to open it but it didn't work yeah oh you're not the guy who asked welcomed Rennicks Yonex Dre Onix appreciate the resub half moon runescape I've never had Kido be' [Music] I'm gonna try that at some point [Music] I've ever watched gamecenter CX no I don't know what that is welcome to bus 64 34 forget the reset soapy suds thanks man what kind of doctor Seuss is this what do you mean this city looked really cool from everything I saw this game as a useful glitch known as the wet nut glitch it's a good name how's this game so far I think it's good I'm really enjoying it [Music] why is she confiding all of this into me when I'm a stranger this is the mayor she's doing everything I'm divulging the secrets of area 51 to me now needs a better mayor I'm on it she she's funny Oh baby oh let's rip and ride yeah I gotta go fast bang oh whoo damn it it's not over yet I can still save this get struck by lightning let's hit it whoops keep doing that now we're on Oh chick flick kick flip them no I caught a bad angle the guy next to you is watching a chest twitch stream where are you I'm like a library or something [Music] [Applause] maybe there's like another moon over here like a path nobody's ever gone before all right okay well let's just stop doing that I guess it's just wasting a lot of time can i play music I'm not gonna play music on this game I'll play music on games i've streamed before a bunch I said I was gonna do it again and now I'm doing it again baby Oh am I supposed to go in there oh no way that's an advantage shock full throttle Oh am I gonna do smash tonight now try not again tonight but I was getting disgustingly dirty with my DK I lost my moped [Music] I really didn't feel like I'm missing some but I guess not Oh big play I wouldn't lose what I already forgot what we were talking about to be honest what wouldn't I lose a big dick competition [Music] oh I almost saved it oh I'm still in it and smash if you upgraded from that thrift store power a controller to a real one you're right you're right don't we have to jump this is my first playthrough of Odyssey it is or any of you top-five moisty movies on Netflix I don't believe so I'm not certain though Oh silly uh no I did not [Music] Oh what dog slapped me down damn that perspective me up Deadpool - is I doubt it doesn't Marvel have their doesn't Marvel have their own service now Jesus oh boy No [Music] stop doing that if the goombas run into you you take damage you don't say why did that happen stop park it's got to be the Nintendo online servers making me lag the only explanation that makes sense [Applause] what movies am I excited for this year I don't know what comes out this year why is there a guy so close to this I just wanted a good view of it to be honest with you I told me come here and stop him but I just said that that I'll come look at him he came all the way up here to deduce that nice they're making it don't breathe too oh man that's gonna be a stinker the first one was alright but that's gonna be so bad holy Wow oh I see welcome back Joe [Music] damn this thing has black hole technology [Music] how's the game it's great Steve I'm really enjoying it [Music] Oh what you guys thought I dodged that if I thought I was out of range [Music] wormholes not black holes you're right no stupid yet after this boss fight I think I'm gonna call a little break I might stream again later tonight but I really need to Schuyler badly so I think I'm gonna take a little shower break and then come back stream more later more of this or another game I haven't decided yet we'll see let's not forget that man on the skyscraper literally died not missed him I haven't interested in the Resident Evil remake especially after the demo the demo was super good what happened to breath of the wild nothing I just don't like to stream the same game two days in a row usually nice to just chatting again that was a that was a wild one first time around [Music] alright I'm gonna take a little break might streaming it later tonight not sure but uh we'll see thanks everyone for tuning in to everyone who donated big thank you really appreciate it new subs welcome aboard enjoy the emotes yeah the sub means a lot to me so thank you and take it easy everyone see ya

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Length: 235min 22sec (14122 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 27 2019