I'm playing Starfield now

ah hey how do you get this what uh it's just out for the Premium Edition I didn't have to jump through any Hoops it's just on Steam yeah I haven't seen any of the gameplay from today we're going in blind the reviews are close to what I estimated yesterday so we'll see we'll see how she goes I'm hoping it's good hey lie then yeah Jack do you like the game or not my man it is not even done installing so I can tell you this is game of the year yeah it's amazing it's [ __ ] outstanding this has been the best downloading experience I've had bethesda's done it again welcome Board Pizza Lord oh I think the modding Community is going to pop off like immediately Jerry I don't think it'll take long at all yep I saw volition got shut down today it was actually pretty sad to see that even though the new Saints Row is trash I don't think volition was a bad Studio and great to hear happy to hear that mess Let's Ride oh thank you for the five gifted members xco glad to hear you like it I'm going to be doing big mean guy play through I'm going to be Intergalactic douchebag so we're going full Renegade we'll see how she goes if Grandma comes into my system trying to bring me a sandwich she's getting that [ __ ] blown up I want to see how evil you can be takes a long time for watching Drew and welcome aboard Nate hope you're enjoying the manga thanks Vortex I'm also hoping the game's good you watch One Piece it's really good yeah I've been watching it I'm on episode seven I believe it's good I just feel like if you're not already a one-piece fan this isn't going to win you over I think it's missing vital context around a lot of the situations for the characters like Usopp for example Usopp does nothing in his character Arc which lasts for two episodes he doesn't do anything so it's hard to understand why he would even be invited to join the crew in the first place but overall I'm liking it it's probably one of the best anime live actions that they've done I really appreciate that Eldon and thanks for that um I mean there's a chance this game's not good but there's an equally large chance that it is good we'll see how she goes thanks golden and welcome aboard bubble and barbecue I'm trying to remain optimistic welcome board weasel and brick and super yep we're gonna start in just a minute Morgan board vortex thanks for the long time of watching car overboard Elaine the performance is bad right now is it like across the board thanks garlic and I can't do that frog no I think bees are good welcome aboard yora thanks again golden all right let's see how she goes I heard there's a decent amount of bugs it's a Bethesda game that's a given that's not gonna surprise me how many bugs do I think they'll be I'll say over 10 under 20 that I'll experience tonight so in between you ever heard of star sector yes hello seals are good overboard soda just do what you did last time and you'll find follow my one simple rule hella what's my one simple listen boss lady knows best exactly listen to me mining's just like any other job go steady go safe go home with a pocket full of credits at the end of the day yeah totally it's just like um now I work in the stardock except uh with more cave-ins lasers and accidental dismemberment very helpful thank you ah you're gonna be fine your first outing was solid and you know let's be honest it ain't exactly astrophysics that's why I keep him around good pep talks yeah and the fact that I can pinpoint a helium deposit from 300 meters not untrue a shame we won't find any down here but the methyl deposits alone should pay for our own healing I guess helium is a pretty big deal here we'll have a jump fuel to Bounce from one end of the center we kind of just wasted here on Earth [ __ ] balloons and money and inflatable [ __ ] repeats itself I think some chips use it no more [ __ ] jumps in the house for room space okay he's just a big most dusties don't even make it this far I have a good feeling about you group hog now we're at the end of the shift one of these days promises I think they both die Something's Gonna go catastrophically wrong here and they're both dead calling it put it in the books okay let's see what we've got how are we on time a little longer grab some samples always but not you check on Isabel make sure she eases up on the breach I don't feel like getting buried alive today Roger that remember Dusty keep your breathing steady and never take that helmet off down here oxygen processors don't extend this far can I just take it off freely on my own right now I don't think so yeah here or inventory space rags a shot like this to the United appreciate the 20. I don't know why games don't drop on Fridays ask them thanks super yeah appreciate that oxy vocal board decider don't socialize too much you waste time they'll take it out of your hide later Al at this point occasional come over but it's weird what do you think stay the course no ma'am juice ain't worth the squeeze well okay then let's call this one tapped why don't you move over to that big vein we looked at yes ma'am welcome board Zab I'd like to do some mining man uh perfect I see my equipment let's go metal deposits are in that covers don't worry about it damn this job's easy why are they talking about it being so dangerous I'd even [ __ ] this up here it took him that long to register the danger and he doesn't mind hey what a forgiving guy let bygones be bygones I respect that who are you got a few more dicks to go before I feel like talking to you I don't like that attitude again come on we'll be done here soon you're with me I hear this is the last day oh great work gentlemen that's looking good here I'll help why are you looking at me like that go back to work yeah about that problem uh not if you consider a spike in gravity reading is a problem I don't you don't oh yeah I can feel the Todd Howard already I'm assuming they don't have name as everyone's going to die here so they didn't bother to name them so you don't get too attached that's just my guess we're getting close something really effed up about this where is it hella through there I think I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to see that Patrick I appreciate it we'll come get you oh he's talking about the over their Miners and [ __ ] they don't have names do you think this can be game of the year brother I am 10 seconds into this game do I think this could be game of the year yes if it's an amazing game any game can if it's an amazing game too early to tell though local board Ryan hey come on come on okay take it easy you were out cold uh no physical damage yeah there are a lot of sarcastic characters in modern games become kind of a big Trend new recruit for Argos extractors bring any bells any of this look familiar ah here we go how deep is the customization here hmm nothing too crazy I can try and make Megamind Maybe where's bald doesn't look like I can really get super wacky with it nothing like abominable oh no he's kind of smoldering I like that that looks good I appreciate that thanks only facts Thanks James let's give him some piercing blue eyes oh wow is is blue not an option in the future I guess we'll settle for this uh no crazy expectations I'm going in with an open mind you can give them notched eyebrows I guess it's kind of cool I was trying to make his eyebrows invisible since I can't take them away entirely foreign thanks Nathan okay this one has some I'm gonna try and make them look like one of flukes flu glees maybe if possible just not super deep the Megamind's not looking too bad though give them a tiny little sniffer you more of a fantasy guy or sci-fi sci-fi for sure can I get rid of his ears Maybe man they got some wacky ass ears in here one through three were all very goofy what the [ __ ] is this he's got like Crocker's ears from Fairly Odd Parents I like it that'll work we'll give him the Tom Brady bugle fat removal cheeks that looks good no he doesn't look like an nft why would you say that about him oh he's cheesing his gums are kind of poking out through his chin there but what a great smile oh my God that's gonna look so good in this the space yearbook I don't know why his gums are like pitch black though if those is that even no those aren't even like gums it's just like the void in there that's nice that looks really good let's give them a really thin jaw and see if I can poke out his gums even further is that Gollum no no no it's not Gollum does this oh no these are just presets that doesn't matter let me see that smile again yeah big guy yeah he's having fun now looking good champ looking good nice oh very cool oh that he's got like a a super underbite kinda let me see a smile one more time what a sweet what a sweet boy just suck everything in jewelry oh I can give them nose rings nah none of these really suit his personality Derma aesthetic huh there's a lot of options here what was that foreign I'll just keep them like that complexion hey thanks for the gifted member super he looks very like bruised here he got into a fight on the mining Colony you should have seen the other guy that looks kind of cool he's just like constantly in the process of his face healing welcome board Alex smile for me again let me see hmm he does not look like a [ __ ] nft stop you're being ridiculous grow up oh wait is that camouflage kind of he looks like a glow-in-the-dark mini golf course now very cool hold on oh it actually shows up better if I have his face bruised hmm overboard welcome aboard Jordan and Ninja oh the Jesus Christ and they give the 100 yikes oh my God even the generosity Jesus Christ hmm yeah none of the scars look really cool I'll keep them scarless I do quite like the lightning though but it doesn't really fit with the theme what happened to the light oh it's zero intensity that would explain it um welcome board Steve and Blake let me see what else we have here before committing what are facial forms max out that intensity what does this do what is this very wrinkly I guess let me try something what about Bobby where's the one that had like bags under his eyes I could make him like extremely tired and angry like just perpetually grumpy because I want to do like a fully degenerate play through I want to make him just the ultimate space douchebag of off change this man you can make this guy so wrinkly Jesus Christ press e that's just for this it just brings me to this is all they really give you a whole lot of options for things to put on his face but the sliders don't go super crazy for the face itself I'll give them some cool lipstick Maybe smile for me yeah I'll give them some lipstick he's gonna be a big fan of kissing give him some nice red lipstick yeah that's fine just take this one off I don't need the accent looks better without it walk on board moist and thanks Alaya yeah I hear Burger King's pretty good outside of America he's got that Sandy Cheeks facial structure going on and yeah Spider-Man 2 looks good welcome aboard Road dirt you just put dirt on him cool I won't do that I think this looks pretty good overall I'm not married to the lipstick though I can't decide like it it doesn't really fit the playthrough I'm going for here if I was making like a flirtatious like Casanova it makes sense but here it just seems very out of place I'm gonna take the lipstick off I've changed my mind that looks fine okay looks good oh he looks so good in his suit too this looks like a picture of fetal development you know how when they do like the stages from like zygotic all the way to giving birth he looks somewhere in between that Spectrum that looks really good I'm just gonna go by cool name a xenobiologist that's a pretty cool title or a ronin masterless and Unbound you wandered the settled systems as a blade for hire to some you are a simple mercenary to others a hero into a select few a nightmare they could never wake from that sounds about right looking like a sleep paralysis fetus anything else kind of suit him at all it's a cyber Runner from neon to new Atlantis the mega Corp stand is monuments to power Prestige and profit you've worked both for and against them on the inside and out often sacrificing conscience for credits welcome aboard Brooke hello sweet thanks Bruno gangster you are always disgusted by suckers killing themselves to make an honest wage and soon as soon as you were old enough to hold a weapon you took what you wanted from anyone unlucky enough to have it does kind of sound like the playthrough I'm going for or you could just be a chef just totally unrelated he's just a complete [ __ ] but he also happens to be really good at cooking while the unrefined masses scarfed down chunks by the shipload you catered to those with a more Discerning palette in your kitchen countless alien species became true culinary masterpieces and one of my starting skills is gastro Anatomy awesome I just find a bunch of ingredients looks like a worm from SpongeBob [Music] um I'm torn between gangster and Ronin both seem pretty good what is a space scoundrel good bad who's right is it to say if there's anything you've learned while trapezing through the Galaxy it's this space may look black but it's really one big shade of gray and with a space scoundrel I'm pilot certified I'm good at piloting and I'm good at persuasion I'm thinking Ronin yeah but this is stealth and I'm never gonna play stealthy why would I want to hide that face from the world so it's looking like gangster welcome board Jonathan maybe bouncer let me see you've worked the line at the toughest clubs in the settled systems back then you learn that most non-lethal confrontations can be solved one of two ways a strong right hook or a more strongly secured door boxing one's considered a sport of Kings boxing is still practices a recreational competitive activity but it's combat applications can't be denied I'm leaning towards bouncer now I love the idea of this guy throwing hands I actually think bouncer might be the play final not found I think is you can make something of your own perhaps oh no it's still set I think I do bouncer I like the idea of most of his combat being through fists he's very pugilistic he likes to get up and close and personal and strangle the life out of someone and watch the light leave their eyes I'm doing it we're doing bouncer I made up my mind let's ride oh my traits alien DNA no no it doesn't make any sense he doesn't look alien at all you own a luxurious customizable house on a peaceful planet unfortunately it comes with a 125k credit mortgage no I'll pass I don't need that he doesn't need a home he's certainly not an empath he does this look like it look like an extrovert to you no shot maybe a hero you've earned the attention of an annoying adoring fan who will show up randomly and jabber at you incessantly on the plus side he'll join your ship's crew and give you gifts yes how could you not be a fan of this man kids stuff your parents are alive and well and you can visit them at their home but you'll automatically send two percent of your credits home to them every week actually adorable that is actually adorable foreign I kind of want to do that go I I don't know that one might actually just make me sad since I'd choose it because the whole idea behind this character is he's just an insufferable [ __ ] and I choose all of the worst most evil options the last thing I want to do is go to my parents house kick down the door and just like hog tie them and steal their [ __ ] I'd feel I'd actually feel bad IRL the adorning fan is also the same exact voice actor from Oblivion that's that's awesome file that found was just another option it's still just starting traits though yeah yeah we were worshiping the great Great Serpent grab jumping provides a temporary boost to health and oxygen but health and oxygen are lowered if you don't continue jumping regularly like an addiction what that's pretty cool foreign damn there's a lot of good options here [ __ ] these are cool occasionally if you have crew trained in a certain ship system that system will automatically repair itself to full health whenever is damaged below 50 however all crew costs twice as much to hire that just seems really useful I can't think of the other ones what should my other crates be [ __ ] these all look cool welcome aboard Brad uh not sure Ben maybe depends on how the API works over here welcome board Ryan do kid stuff fine God damn it all right yeah I'd regret not doing that one to be honest do wanted because it fits for them just having mercenaries show up this doesn't this doesn't really seem like a super big benefit just being like close to death and I do a little extra damage but I'm constantly being hunted but that sounds like it'll keep it interesting let's do it I also forgot to adjust this body I just noticed okay this is like the runway Vogue model type walk and that's fine not a whole lot to play with here it seems he looks like what Gamers will look like in 40 years true welcome aboard Brian thanks for the 10 gifted members Brad appreciate the generosity okay that looks fine can I not address this height I guess not all right I'm ready what's a good name for this guy he's got to have something cool sounding what's like a really famous maybe Adonis like you'd hear about Adonis and you're expecting to see like a beautiful jacked man and then it's just this [ __ ] ghoulish creature showing up Adonis might be a pretty cool name Theseus is also good I'm not calling him queef cake that doesn't even make sense for the playthrough I'm really leaning towards something like Adonis Apollo no Mordecai what the [ __ ] man why would I call him Mordecai Odysseus trade Drexler Hercules is pretty good actually I'm not calling him Elite thingies Hercules kind of fits him buzz baldrin what a name wait I would slaps Buzz baldrin goes hard no I'm not gonna name him riptar I don't want to spend too long on it do they actually even really use his name often Channing Tatum d d campaign we should have up and cooking here within the next four-ish weeks maybe a little less Hercules Von Strangle I'm still leaning towards something like Hercules to be honest I'm not doing a James Corden playthrough I'm just doing Hercules I don't want to spend too much time on it I don't think they're even gonna really use the name is it first and last name or just first name it's first and last okay um I don't want to spend too much time on it uh Hercules that's a cool surname no I'm not calling him Goob welcome board Sultan trying to think of like a super patriotic name Hercules ham no it's dumb uh do I need a last name let me see if it's gonna make me do a last name because I I really don't want one I just want to be Hercules I don't know what my parents are going to be called Jill and Cliff Hercules I guess if you don't it's just going to be last name that's kind of hype if they fill it in with just Hercules last name that'd go hard looks good to me that's right oh my God she used to be a bouncer pretty much the same job if you swap tossing drunks to Breaking rocks well you got the sample client's on his way then we all get paid um I can just start lying we'll just do this though well you passed out that's for sure everything else probably just your brain playing tricks either way we got what we were looking for all this trouble for that stupid thing sure don't look like much what it looks like it's worth more than this mine has pulled in all month we'll be speak of the devil oh I can't even shoot that guy what about you nation is on approach you can't shoot them but I can shoot you oh boy are you all right ma'am hey I'm just saying they got her with the delayed concussion there oh I bet yep that'll do it I think yeah but come on exploring space who does that anymore ain't the space we've already got complicated enough not to them apparently all right Dusty airlock put your helmet on [ __ ] he looks really cool all right wow that does look good these are the stats okay all right I like it oh I forgot to actually equip it wow [Music] The Great Outdoors God's country use third person oh yeah what is a what is third person it's a middle Mouse button I actually probably will do third person I'll switch around I'll make it really cinematic let's go I'll greet him hey friend okay too busy to talk to me I guess thanks Vincent appreciate it appreciate it alone time yes it has that's mine on bendy right like this place rare mineral contract the tastes are a bit more sophisticated now huh so you found something right here the new guy found it bad right and everything went cool just like grabbing those minerals on bending I mean it knocked me out but aside from that it went pretty smooth he passed out after the extraction woke up saying all kinds of nonsense oh are you the 10 gifted members all right a little disappointing not gonna lie but reveling in the weirder space isn't everyone's idea of a good time I get it drive safe look the credits and I'll be happy to never see this thing yeah hold on can I up their individual volume like the voice volume because it's pretty low for me I don't know how it is on stream let me just crank that [ __ ] up that's why I like you Lynn all business welcome board Justin and Ben Morgan I really thought I lost them where are there did they activate cloaking technology I don't see them oh they're directly above me bastards how do I do I need to change my gun in here it looks like it I want to try mailing since I've got the boxer trait but none of those shots hit what is going on wait what why is that not hitting what is happening wait what hold on stand still for me oh maybe because I'm not like expecting to Small Arms so his shots are all over the place maybe come here I'm gonna try mailing you I just gotta hold on I'm trying to find them outplayed oh [ __ ] there's more is it moving and shooting is the problem what is this damn that was ruthless oh he's teleporting oh he's gliding wait he's phasing through the planet nope he's fixed yeah some of these shots just don't hit for some reason even though it's right on him like how how is that happening really must just be because I don't have any points into that all right can't believe the [ __ ] that was some fine work on the pressure every time you dug up the artifact right that means you saw it the Visions you're coming with me to Constellation part of this now it's called bad aim no shot it was right on him it's just moving and aiming I guess the shots don't go where you're looking every time you have a stare up at the stars at night wondering what's out there well that's us that's where we go marvelous oh no Barrett no you think you're just going to take off after the mess you caused all right I guess I did just put you all on the Crimson Fleet hit list how about I stay and I send your dusty here in my place I I I know I know but he's not some minor anymore Lynn soon as he touched that rock something changed don't tell me you can't feel it fine it's a deal get out of here Dusty you're on to bigger things thanks Lynn oh actually I'm not saying thank you that doesn't fit my playthrough [ __ ] you Lynn just go all right figure out what happened to you when you touch that rock well none of that settled Bosco get him to the lodge no deviations unless absolutely necessary okay protocol Indigo indigo again very well oh and hey take this you'll find it very useful out there and it even tells the time not even a rolly eek you won't catch me wearing that [Music] they're just following the loop Like Pirates do and I have something of a reputation as a new collector and Vasco don't let him break my ship let me see something we're still in one piece how do I use my boxer class do I have to be unarmed for it because it didn't seem like it did any extra melee or anything foreign [Music] where am I heading now that we are in orbit it might be wise to test all controls and systems to ensure they are not on the verge of catastrophic failure I can step you through the entire process or if you're already an experienced pilot just power up all the systems and we'll be on our way foreign interesting engines control our maximum speed try increasing and decreasing our relative velocity a ship's engine as a sweet spot for better handling during turns draw your attention to the hood you'll notice a speed indicator in the lower left with a gauge that goes up and down as you adjust to the throttle try to Center the gauge so that it lines up with the center of the vertical bars to its right am I not currently doing that oh wait just wants me here let's turn our attention to the shield is the game going so far uh it's been like 15 minutes more power increases their strength I haven't really done much protect the ship from Whole damage without a hole but be vaporized and is displayed in the lower right all damage is below it oh I need to take things away in order to do that bringing its weapons to bear don't worry I've got it Jarvis to thistle their Shields laser-based Weaponry is particularly effective missile the enemy Shields are down Captain boom stick Weaponry excels at damaging your home I got him I got him calm down Jesus Christ congratulations on Surviving your first Starship assault Captain I did more than survive that was thriving oh that's not how I picked that up ever need to fly close to it before we can access the remains what next where am I heading I'll stay on this guy's ass you son of a [ __ ] that guy was trash that's the worst pilot in the solar system I did the Crimson Fleet a favor by sending him to the shadow Realm yikes in short they are after the frontier and will not stop we will need to deal with a local crimson-free any recent scan indicates an abandoned facility on the nearby Moon above breed oh I don't have to be super close Pirates ah this is where you build your ship but I don't have any parts for it yet I doubt okay where was the star map Let's Ride foreign facility with our Crimson Fleet Captain is on the surface I already why does it want me to open this again I already did oh I see I can't just like land on it I guess is the game procedurally generated I believe some of the planets are yeah thank you according to foreign see like how does that Miss you can't tell me that's bad aim when I just had it right on it so I'm guessing it's just because you need to have proficiency with small arms or something like in Fallout also let me try unarmed while I'm thinking about it [Music] all right come here bugs Oh I thought he attacked me I was about to say what kind of mutiny is this little [ __ ] a lot of good nutrients okay I'm just gonna go Full Throttle into unarmed alien we don't need social skills where I'm going more often unpredictable people I'm coming oh hold on I should probably do this before I get myself killed what do you mean sure oh hold on more iron nope this one's lead curious these are United Colonies markings but we are in Freestar Collective space it then stands to reason that this was once a secret UC facility foreign okay do I only have a limited amount of oxygen yeah I guess so oh my God you can pick up like everything in this game what did I get a a camping tool like a pair of pliers or something what the [ __ ] was that what am I gonna do with all these Trinkets and doodads my character just punches things oh some MREs or something here come here okay it's not letting me punch yet yeah dear friends [Music] easy all nearby enemies oh wait I have a rescue ax as well that I can equip let me try that out how can I say no to milk Mama didn't raise no [ __ ] that milk's gonna give me the strong bones is it in here she is some good old-fashioned toilet milk who's in here I'll just pick up everything I guess man so many toys and [ __ ] coffee mugs good good Lord I don't have any Digi picks oh foreign let's go Anything is Possible oh thank you for the 10 gifted Subs again sold them goddamn maybe sure Pokemon board Leo let me just beat some ass I don't need to collect everything I'll be fine my little caveman brain that sees things that are lit up and I just can't help myself damn it especially not with a chunkish cake nearby what can I not an uneaten chunk of cake in this economy are you kidding me beginning combat protocol Who Dares hold on hold on hold on I can't [ __ ] launch my fists at you give me a second foreign maybe I should have grabbed the uh maybe I should have grabbed the trait that gives you bonus Health on jumping I believe oh wait I can uh put grenades in your pocket can I hold on do that use the weapon wheel how do I bring up the weapon wheel that was that's what I was trying to find earlier what is it tried holding tab but that just brings me here it's Q ah thanks don't be a sign how do I put you on the weapon wheel there's a laser pistol do I do it through the weapon wheel instead of through the inventory it's B in the inventory was it it's a favorite oh you just put it to the slot I see it looks fine bring my fist back out oh what's unequipped let's do it this way the food itself doesn't give back too much health but whatever it's still nutritious nonetheless maybe the game's so realistic I have to keep up with my vitamin intake and all my macros I'm coming oh big level up that was actually clutch level up it saved my life I think give me a second Vasco leveling up so these I okay I see so these I'll just level up through using it no you can show up at any time Big Boy it just starts at eight so the live event starts at eight but you can show up really at any time there you hold art on equip okay so I need to complete the challenge first before I can do that so let's do that foreign I really am regretting not getting the jumping thing what do we got in here what am I hacking into the terramorph specimen oh you think I'm reading that you got me [ __ ] up I'm rping an illiterate character Hercules don't read you just punch we're all dead it's all for help I can hear the term or flooring somewhere and more people screaming wait what how do I oh God I should have actually read it wait why'd I get rid of it okay how do can I not move anything else besides these okay so you're just stay in here then got it how are you liking it uh it's fine it's very early haven't really been able to do too much here [Music] I got a blue weapon though so that's kind of hype even though I'd rather just keep using my fists you gotta be kidding me oh Joe Brogan captain you pry the ship keys out of his cold dead hands I'm just gonna lie to him yeah oh no you see we weren't really after Barrett or after that ship every Crimson Fleet Rook hears about the frontier that constellation keeps treasure hidden in the cargo Bays the loot from a hundred planets that statement is partially correct the frontier has been to many planets and moons but the only things held in the cargo bays are spare parts dust desiccated food particles and a variety of species hey happy birthday loaf let's see if he's got the silver tongue there's no treasure in my ship see if it works that sounds about right that's okay oh wait what is this oh this is the persuasion minigame yeah don't [ __ ] with Hercules the bad point I'm helping him see reason ing that old ship and get out of here I see you all again you're dead that was super easy I've changed my mind by the way I'm still going to kill you actually wait can I put a grenade in your pocket hold on brother where are you where your pockets at do you not have pockets in space I'm looking at one let me open that my man let me open your goddamn pocket get out of here take this broken oh you son of a [ __ ] damn you Brogan help me out Vasco I'm sweeping his legs that's great cover Brogan I see why they put you in charge okay gotcha you next thing eh a little fisticuffs like I had a space trucker hat more oh it's coming from over there just out of range of my fists let's try one of the new weapons then let's try one of the Blues this is what I got from Brogan oh these are the five gifted members Jason okay huge definition what did he go up there to do check his pulse what a team player I'm coming for you I gave up The High Ground hold on let me oh man why can't I jump another successful Mission a Vasco holding R doesn't unequip my current weapon it just holsters it I still can't melee so I think I still have oops I think I still have to go here just take it off is there a motion blur oh yeah there definitely is forgot to take that off it's gonna be like a whole new game now pickpocketing is locked behind a skill oh okay hold on give me two seconds I gotta take a piss real quick rear back I'm gonna let you listen to the atmosphere music thank you foreign it's like the mission section okay [Music] that's convenient maintain course and prepare to be scanned thanks Borat yeah the AI is not really fighting back that is true hey look at all my new friends go Baron let me guess protocol Indigo again nope I killed him and he's our new captain and my crew could take a look my ship doesn't need any repairs okay where's that kiosk here I'll be at my booth if you need me I'm assuming it's this okay let's sell some of my junk now because I picked up a lot of useless baloney is there like a junk tab actually oh here we go miscellaneous oh no wait did you pick is not miscellaneous trash I'm assuming this is all the worthless junk oh I must have picked this up from old broke well actually no I did not get this from Brogan Brogan's was damaged I can assure you this unprovoked attack on a United Colonies research facility I'll show you an unprovoked attack what are you gonna do about it huh damn I'm too slick don't forget about it in a minute just gotta give it some time to cool down pardon we got places to be do you close that on me oh no I just can't go while I'm under attack I guess okay I'll let them kill me then guys level 12. hey Moscow hey thanks for the five Gifts of gifted members again Justin appreciate that looks good here I'll be in my food thanks for generosity Justin oh wait I have a ton of extra stuff as well I have a bunch of the same weapon I picked up a lot of these didn't I why do they all stack on top of each other I wonder yes that's what that number is next to it I see I can assure you this game sucks hey I didn't Mega Man whatever this happens with every single popular game that ever comes out now people are saying the same [ __ ] about tears of the Kingdom it's just always contrarian for the sake of it but there's definitely a couple shortcomings I'm starting to notice here but maybe it's just because it's early [Music] run it there has not been a single popular game that's come out that twitch chat YouTube chat whatever all of it hasn't started screaming damn this [ __ ] is trash over hyped garbage worthless tears of the Kingdom everything literally everything when I stream Baldur's Gate all of it amazing told me new Atlantis relies on Advanced hydrants if any game is popular by default there's going to be a lot of drones just screaming that it's just bad by default because it's popular but this one could very well very well be trash who knows I'm not far enough in there to form a real opinion so far the AI is rough though it's like the only thing that's sticking out to me here we are the lodge front door should unlock if you hold up the watch that buried gave you I have messaged the other members of constellation they will be waiting Captain if in the library just inside if Barrett were here he'd probably tell you that you're part of something bigger now and he hopes you'll make this place your home well thanks Vasco all my new friends what's going on isolation we have a lot to try to tell us what happened to our friend why you're here and he isn't is that can I lie about that can I tell him I killed him I see Bosco verify all statements made have been factual welcome board rhubarb this is just typical Barrett hands over our ship and our robot to some random employee of that discount mining outfit he uses Walter and if we hadn't insisted on installing those emergency protocols I guarantee you this rock breaker here would be halfway to Neon but that didn't happen he's here with the artifact thank you Mateo now let's focus on what's in front of us shall we what happened when it was extracted did anyone see anything hear anything all right I'll be honest interesting similar to Barrett's description of the experience with less embellishment whether it happened or not wasn't in doubt but honestly can't you if you expect us to believe in fairy if this is the greatest mystery in the universe why couldn't it be part of the ultimate mystery that gentleman can we please Focus Noel I think it's time we tested your theory right let's see we know the artifacts react to each other the pieces we already have move when they're in close contact now if we add this new one to the two we already have the artifact I'm on it I yeah I got it that's it just like the action we thought there were only two of them at first oh my God that's it they're reacting whoa together wow that energy that's arcing between them no manufactured material in the settled systems can do that none of them this proof easy girl you'll have a hunt attack she's not the only one thanks Chris coming together 2 000 credits for our little wager country you're on Walter well if we had all the answers it would it was sighting now would it not to take away from the moment but what are we going to do about our new friend here and duck me into the club so are you ready to get to work see if explain is the life you want to lead in this little Universe I already tell you right now it's not I just want to kill some people and this seems like a good vessel for that Hercules has a thirst for blood we're all here because we're committed to exploring space Humanity may have settled the stars but that doesn't mean we should stop diving into the unknown beyond that you'll be expected to use your own judgment just like the rest of us all right sounds good to me you should take some time to get settled in introduce yourself to everyone some of our members aren't here but you'll meet them soon come find me when you're ready you and I are going to be doing some traveling together get your feet wet and here I think you've earned something for bringing the artifact to us in addition to credits set you up with a backpack with some boost capability you'll need it out in the field anyway just mind your head nice man we're really cruising [Music] do I do equip the new suit or does it auto equip ment probably this one yeah this is the one that gives me the Boost at this point is there a photo mode no idea are you ready to get to work or was there something else oh no I'm ready we're going to be doing some old-fashioned detective work the artifacts are relatively inert once they're out of Bedrock that means people can pass them around not even knowing there is a photo mode nice know to be on the lookout for strange metal objects get back a lot of noise usually but a tip from the UC Vanguard sounds promising a volunteer force that helps defend the edges of United Colonies space they're always looking for recruits lots of retired veterans and dangerous professionals mixed in with part-timers who barely have a laser cannon welded to a hull my contact is in the recruiting office so he hears a lot about what the volunteers are up to ah man on the inside smart when I started too there's an electricity you know you're about to uncover something but it's not just that I want to take this opportunity to see how you handle yourself and for you to learn more about us I'm going to be sticking with you for this we'll be traveling together until we either find an artifact or this lead Runs Dry all right sounds good to me let's ride we'll need to head to Mast there I don't care so long as you don't bring UC security to our doorstep every member of constellation is their own conscience understood that's right good let's take a little stroll through new Atlantis shall we okay I'll lead the way I guess let's go Vasco are you the 20 Brandon and yeah I know I know Mad God and so far it's pretty good Sid I'm just not very far yet so not a whole lot going on just tutorial stuff right now if you're interested we'd all appreciate it that's a big no for me sorry Sarah after you okay I guess I'll just meet you there is there fall damage how do I use the Boost it's not double tapping space can I push you in the water can you swim can I swim you don't have the skills for the Boost oh Sarah just go for a swim I'm trying to test something stop being so selfish Sarah what the [ __ ] ing board George yeah I can swim all right you coming in nice that's my girl can you talk to me out here or no from here out how long can you stay afloat I wonder I think it's time we went our separate ways I'll be right here okay yeah stay put I'll be back soon I wonder if I can like Goomba Stomper [Applause] oh Sarah come up for air oh God oh you gave me a good spook there Sarah oh goodness the old Trickster old iron lungs Sarah I'll tell you what you can hold your breath for up to 20 minutes they they say and one of the finest breaststrokes in all the land excellent techniques era does that happen every time yep goodbye how do I dive I want to come down there too [Music] there it's red hey happy birthday Ash where are you going okay you're just having fun out there now all right look at all my new friends hey what's going on citizen well [ __ ] you too then how about that welcome board Sam joining up with a Vanguard of the United Colonies or some credits you even get your UC citizenship yeah why not but I'm not joining the Vanguard how about that I'll get my citizenship though can't blame me for trying right I mean I still haven't given up on getting Sarah to reenlist it's a game we play he asks here's what I got for you two Vanguard volunteer by the name of moera helps Patrol the old neighborhood Seoul Mars Neptune you know system which Admiral did he upset to get that posting he's Martian born and raised not like I can get anyone else to care where it is he's got some fancy metal ornament he's been showing off to the old grounders matches that description Sarah gave me okay Soul system is a lot of planets but a vet like moera will be checking in at cedonia on the regular you mean hitting the bars don't you John hey nothing wrong with a little refresh between Patrols you're a good man John anything for Sarah you see always takes care of its own even the prodigal children ah brother I'm serious about that recruitment offer by the way you just come talk to me when you're ready you see is a good friend to have hey thanks for that I hope you have a good night as well thanks for 10. well let's go to the very bottom foreign tation look like here do they play cool icebreakers oh and you're right forgot to take off the helmet much better hey son they say is to teach foreign pilots on our history I think yeah game's fine so far telling history how they want it I'm only like an hour in if that it was just a museum I'm curious what was some UC General that condemned Landini gave it over to these people come here real quick oh I'm gonna try something and you can't get mad come over here been a long time since no problem I wonder if it's line of sight base so if I go over here and I beat this old man's ass in front of her will they just believe her at face value or would they will they need evidence let's find out yeah no she's still shouting from over there she knew oh boy now I've made an enemy here whoa there oh it's Mutiny they're turning on each other be careful Sarah I see that wait maybe I can frame her maybe they'll think it's just her this is for the greater good Sarah damn she's she's strong get them next time they gave up and we're dealing with an immortal better luck next time they think it's her nope they know they know okay just reset welcome aboard dokan back to that station uh not my favorite Joe I don't usually watch that Sedonia I've flown across most of the settled systems in all manners of spacecraft and yet I still get sick nope time loss can I steal your luggage way too much time inside I think I should pick up the hobby scientists all right where are we heading the old neighborhood I keep forgetting I can do that you are entering United Colony space please maintain and we're done Welcome To Mars hey thanks so much I'm happy to be here really foreign oh wait I forgot helmet about to have a total recall situation like Arnold with my eyes popping out of my skull [Music] Sedonia itself didn't mean to frighten you there Sarah damage in ships Outpost in places you can relax and breathe safely wait am I in the wrong place I'm supposed to talk to moara and Sedonia isn't that where I am I'm in cedonia yeah I've played bald dj3 I'm not super far but I do like baldouch gate why is it marking that I'm this is the right place let's do this again I guess how big is the monitor you're using uh I don't remember I think it's 27. you look hurt oh is this a robot oh no that's a hat am I glad I got this job instead of this life ain't easy but it pays the bills you ain't been around went off on patrol hasn't been back in since we're starting to think it might be time to pour one out to the blackest sea you in the service I know the feeling but uh you just get so used to losing people wow Jack what a pessimist I'd love them to help out a fellow Martian especially one that's missing but um he has a tab and you don't know if he's coming back it's a lot of credits okay I'll let it slide for a long time because he's a regular but if I'm on all that money Place NPC Place NPCs everywhere good game why would you caps lock that that's like an actual nothing Burger complaint damn this pile of [ __ ] and the NPCs they put in the world to populate it despicable I understand you're really fishing for every possible complaint ever but you gotta choose better ones than that hard enough Guilt Trip me yeah I'm gonna guilt trip you here that's how the blackest scene over one sometimes I'm going again I'd like to tell you I believe go for two all right oh easy never mind jackpot last time see him aware I kept yelling about the lady of love songs that's only one plant hardly an entire Patrol route I got what I got okay fine we'll make do I was a pretty nice guy All Things Considered that would be huge and thank you for the 20 tuxedo sorry had to check that how far away is this is it gonna be better if I just fast travel to it how do I go to like local map instead of the star chart oh nope it's a completely different planet can't can't walk to that one hello there's a UC satellite Beacon hovering distressingly close to those varoon ships if we can get close enough to it we could download its logs and figure out where our Vanguard was heading to Next easy one we cut down to minimal ship power and creep forward they might not notice us getting closer I'm not doing that Sarah I'm sorry to tell you I'm not doing that I'm gonna go kill them I'm here [ __ ] let's improve my power on lasers oh they're level 14. this is actually going to be a disaster but I'm doing it anyway everybody they're all level 14. wow I'm gonna get absolutely annihilated here oh boy that's all right we'll die a hero's death and then I'll do the stealth I guess no one second maybe I can scare the others away get me on the radio uh patch me in I'm gonna say some mean [ __ ] to him and maybe it'll hurt their feelings enough that they'll leave taking a lot of damage but I might pull this off [Music] son of a [ __ ] well that worked out did I even take that much damage where I thought my ship Health was the bottom left thing there but it doesn't look like it is foreign where's the other loot did they not drop loot one piece live action has been pretty decent so far it does feel a bit rushed though so like for example when they get us up he doesn't really do anything so if you haven't seen the anime you don't really understand why they'd even invite him to be in the crew he doesn't have the same role as he did in the anime and I think it's just because of time constraints and trying to get the entire crew together fast but overall I'm enjoying it I do think some of the visuals are a bit yucky though like in the right before which one was it there's a couple examples but I think the most egregious one was they changed this around from the anime when GARP threw cannonballs in the anime that was like after in his Lobby and here they do that very early and when he threw one of the cannonballs and Luffy bounces it back him bouncing it back looked terrible and the explosion on the ship looked even worse so I feel like they may have rushed it towards the end because they didn't have a chance to polish it enough but overall I still think it's pretty enjoyable [Music] all right but I think it's I really don't think it's going to bring in people that aren't already fans of One Piece because there's no real context or reason for the crew members to be joining up in the show if you haven't seen the anime Usopp I think is the best example he doesn't have like his courageous moment or anything he does he doesn't even actually do anything at all really and yet Luffy and the crew want him to join so he does whereas in the actual anime it makes complete sense I wonder if I can melee that to death how strong is this I bought a triangle you arrived at just the right time stranger a discussion we had over the methodology of the next phase of our research cut out of hand one of our researchers just left walked off murrow's actually waffling about nothing he asked about one piece and what I thought about it the live action so usopp's whole character Arc to join is two episodes and he doesn't actually do anything whereas in the anime it's established that he's willing to put his life on the line to protect his friends and he goes through like hell for it and it makes a lot of sense it shows his cowardly lying side but also his heroic caring side the live action does not have that he actually does nothing so there'd be no reason for him to join the crew in the live action so you'd need the anime to understand it foreign [Music] can I run that hallway or is this let me see I also went to the wrong spot forgot to examine the satellite I got distracted we'll see how the side quest goes [Music] we'll get some on foot exploration welcome board Dr sex [Music] [Music] a lot of rocks [Music] I need like a Mako or something to get around quicker I'm definitely not going 1200 meters for that oh sweet thanks Elijah thank you fly your ship there can you fly your ship on the planets I thought it was only outside of them in space mining operations the NPCs are strong I already tried that at the main spot sir can you stop talking over him please that surprised me is that more people didn't follow me I'm not paying him 2500 credits this is pretty strong my character is horrifying looking so this might be a really good persuasion tactic you're just not bad hmm let's just do this and then why didn't they okay all right listen here tough guy can you just come back trust me you piece of [ __ ] I've already given plenty of thought to this enough talking I'm not going back okay Mission failed I'll just pay you please come back I Quirk with that thank you I am ready to get home I'll follow your lead man [ __ ] you how about that I'm gonna let you get home I'm gonna finish the mission that I'm killing you and taking my credits back Tara you're going to want to turn the other cheek for this one Sarah stop goofing around we're on a serious mission here unbelievable [Music] you following me about it God damn Sarah you're on a real spiritual journey right now what is wow I can't say I don't respect it all right I mean it's fine by me you guys just don't understand how gravity on Venus works it's very different that's optimal movement Tech it's been fine I haven't really done much in the game yet this is a side quest I'm doing right now I didn't mean to take it how do I feel about the game so far yeah it's fine nothing special yet it's only been an hour and a half or so the chat whiners are on some [ __ ] though it's like they've never played a Bethesda game there's nothing different about this intro compared to like Fallout or Skyrim or anything it's it's the same kind of Bethesda formula but I guess it's fine if you're tired of that this side quest that I wish I didn't take one guy was [ __ ] complaining that there's too many NPCs in the game so it really just feels like really wanting to hate it as opposed to finding real things to hate it for right now can't you fast travel I I don't know I tried doing that earlier and it took me to orbit so I figured we'll just do a little exploring here anyway and look at all that we got to see a thousand [ __ ] rocks probably not Danny there's no reason to do that you just wait wow holy [ __ ] Sarah oh my God she's a Superhero can she just infinitely float like this now she's mastered levitation hold on how high can she go she's still ascending [Music] nice oh she can absolutely get on top of this rock join me up here Sarah nothing time to go no you you do what you want actually yeah I have skill points I'm just waiting to finish my melee challenge so I can dump into melee is she stuck welcome board back Sarah come on we got places to be what are you doing she'll probably teleport and get fixed no I still see her she's waving at me hey Sarah yeah I got your friend oh I got 2 000 credits back before rescuing our friend yeah thanks Cobalt take this for your troubles okay wish I didn't take that side quest but is what it is what hold on actually I want to talk to that robot I thought you might have a mission for me [Music] now Rob them no point I got most of my money back anyway there she is welcome aboard Carlos oh that's not what I meant to do there we go that's the one thank you let me reroute some of this to my engine to fly a little faster there we go okay what oh probably depends on how long it takes me to Beat It [Music] ships were made people still use their modules even though their style yard hasn't been running in Forever keep your weapons ready never know who else might be Scavenging there welcome board sketchy oh boy I'm coming in too hard nope I thought they'd be a prompt permission to to dock oh God sorry oh boy there she is ah Jesus Christ okay hold on pardon pardon permission to Come Aboard oh [ __ ] oh Jesus Christ why won't you let me Doc where is the prompt surely this is close enough oh there we go my friend what's the rip Shank also where are my grenades at that was a melee weapon won't be stronger than my fist though I promise you that much helmet's coming off for optimal fear [Music] yes sir was Scavenging around here and someone else oh this won't be your last encounter with a spacer crew by pillage abandoned facilities and shoot anyone who gets in their way for Crimson feet oh God more dead bodies oh but he had so many credits that's so helpful what a nice guy explore a little bit see what I see oh so he had some kind of cloaking Tech he tried to use on me but my fists are heat seeking let's eat some of that food whole wheat bread yum a tomato yes please and these are like real Health supplies I'll save them oh so much food potatoes sure sure I'm just gonna take a lot of these to get back to full health foreign who's over there on the right I wonder you've got this error oh god look what you've done now Sarah yeah oh [ __ ] okay there's a lot of them Sarah I'm not gonna lie to you I bit off more than I could chew chair help Tara [ __ ] shoot him uh-huh oh who's left oh my God another one oh God [ __ ] more [Music] I'm coming oh this guy's got a shield tear up tear up tear up foreign I don't know if we're friends or not I I I'm sorry I just started swinging wildly Everyone's an enemy I don't believe in comrades Sarah help blowing another Med kit let's do this yep [Music] come back don't shoot him Sarah I need this kill where was he going he's gonna put himself inside of a locker okay let's see can I oh that's not what I want can I finally upgrade this now no I need three more and then I can rank up oh my God there's more I thought you killed them Sarah okay this guy I'm just gonna use a weapon on let's do this one running away it's fine Willie nothing crazy oh [ __ ] get back in I'm blowing all my meds here damn I thought I could maybe cheese that okay they may lay back am I still reloading it's a long reload that's gotta be up oh wow my first purple just take a peek at that incendiary combat knife hey I'll be up I'll be honest it does seem like you need a gun there Sarah you're not doing too hot without one I need three more melee kills though unarmed melee kills that is oh I didn't look at my oxygen oh it's because I don't have my helmet on this one's pretty cool can't really see his beautiful face all that well though wait nope this has nothing to do with my helmet what is going on oh I just gathered too much CO2 you're you're encumbered am I oh you're right let's just drop some garbage I'll have nine of these that's that's gonna do it probably I want to sell some of this [ __ ] though what else can I drop that I don't need wow that's super stylish I like that it's your spacesuit collection I only have two of these give it to Sarah oh yes you can mule for me can't she let's do that we still need to find any sign want to see what I'm carrying okay let's give you some of this how do I how do I give it to her I don't see an option forgive is it just like this yeah okay almost there this is probably gonna be [ __ ] but I'll sell it that's already bad that's bad that's bad okay I'm good now bye bye Sarah see you soon I'm just gonna play it safe because I don't want to lose this knife there's here I come okay I'm coming he's still alive whoa all right that did not do nearly as much damage as I thought it would holy [ __ ] and I thought that was gonna go crazy on them and appreciate that thanks Kaden and welcome aboard Jay and the game's fine so far nothing crazy um foreign well this does no damage I might just let them kill me isn't this my blue one man I'm not gonna let you kill me here I come okay that is not doing as much as I thought it would thanks Kenzie thanks Frank foreign where are you where'd she go do something unironically my unarmed melee does the most damage we're just gonna just go here we go there we go okay didn't expect that control nice you bastard I'm dead yep I just how many more melees do I need before I can spend all my skill points oh still three more okay all right because that's that's my best bet right now it's like the only thing I do that does damage look at these Speed Run strats how how did you hit me with that son of a [ __ ] if you hold Q it'll make your HUD disappear how does that help me one more stop climb it talk it down okay cut let me see is this was that even worth taking it's pretty good I'll drop some other [ __ ] I don't need never mind I won all of that damn it yeah I know I have four skill points but I'm saving them all for melee I don't need any of this right I'm never gonna but this might sell for good money I don't need two of these [ __ ] it I appreciate the 10 things for that and thanks Stuart yes it's been good can you stop taking my kills oh my God Sarah please I just need one more Sarah stop [ __ ] why you could drop one more thing I'm never going to use that okay just me and you don't tell Sarah he's actually just gonna solo me he's not getting stunned by it I'm actually just yep that's so big he did not get stunned by any of the any of the melees on that one thank you oh accidentally buffered that one I'll do it Sarah I just need two more set aside oh man everything just like stuns me please stop to jump over things complete stop if I get shot okay please stop off getting melee VES please stop climbing oh my God where'd he go that was the last guy I needed there you are okay finally huge okay unarmed 50 percent more and 50 percent less O2 that's big for us I don't really care about that I care about that [Music] social yeah foreign we're just gonna do all physical ability to combat slide that sounds like it'll be good less fall damage is kind of shitty increase jump height and run faster after combat sliding or mantling sounds pretty good how's the Boost pack gonna help me with my [ __ ] melee that's very counter-intuitive I'm trying to do caveman beat ass build gymnastics I think can be good though because of the faster running from sliding and mantling and does combat slide do damage I'm gonna try it I wonder if it does damage if I slide into them no I'll just grab this and for this I just need to keep taking 100 take some fall damage it's easy let's save since I finally got this no way that was the combat slide oh my God that's what that's the dinkiest little combat slide ever uh I thought Jesus Sarah I thought it was gonna be like a really big combat slide so Jesus Christ Sarah let me see if this does damage if I slide into them I'm not moving super slow from the crayon yeah no I'm dead okay putting points into the combat slide big waste of time hi up well actually that just animation canceled for me okay [Music] this gives me some kind of camo to it but I don't do any sneaking what's the next challenge I have to do for the next one kill 50 unarmed okay is there like boxing gloves that I can use that'll eventually count for this there's another what the [ __ ] man thank you wow that does no damage was that my blue you should he got his full shield back already he got his full shield back mid firing nope stop oh this is oh God I'm done this is the wrong thing I wanted to switch to the shotgun but I forgot that I died on that one where I put it up they're giving me a lot of purples though which is cool this seems like it'll be great for me makes me a little tankier foreign not even sure if that's happening or not in general it's not my event sorry if I had to reclaim some useful property but this whole story I fashioned up my ship and I'm heading to Neptune going to put in another request to get the fleet out here to deal with these spacers but until then if any of you sucks are listening I'm the damn ghost stealing your stuff in the night clear out why you have the chance oops what a badass classic Moana yeah it's been fine cans nothing special and I made a whole video about uh the switch but mainly just trying other ones out that's the short of it okay I keep hitting the ceiling you say it's boring generic corpo garbage okay I I don't think it is but that's fine if you do it's just nothing special right now this is literally not any different than all of the Beloved Bethesda games so far it's literally the same which I think is why a lot of people aren't super happy with it if it's not a huge Innovation after so long which is fine but it is it's just legitimately not horrible it's just actually not I don't need those two foreign criticism though can you list like even two other games like this besides no man's Sky which is I guess comparable but not really the same everything else is fine though that's just a weird one because there's really not a whole lot that's I'd say is generic here unless you're just comparing it to older titles from Bethesda what oh Mass Effect you think this is like a mass effect you're just choosing any space game this says actually nothing in common with Mass Effect except just being in space the gameplay is legitimately couldn't be more different I love Mass Effect I'd prefer Mass Effect gameplay actually I think Mass Effect slaps you're just choosing games that are in space now wait did you see that there's a ship just drifting out there no time to take in the sights that could be our Vanguard something's wrong the ship's weapons are powering up get ready do I have to fight him oh no he was such a good guy too from the one audio logo heard from him more than half blackout that's it start the docking routine do I need the dog I just kind of wanna oh God oh God I just kind of want to blow him up this guy's an [ __ ] foreign are you hiding somewhere Moana what the [ __ ] is this any standout features so far um not really it's kind of what I expected for like a normal Bethesda game I'm assuming it's like I haven't even done any of the ship customization stuff to build like my ideal ship so I know it's going to get a lot deeper later but for right now it's pretty standard Bethesda I'm so [ __ ] here so many people in such a tight corridor help for you will you shoot oh okay nope no shot man this does not do as much as I thought it would man this gun sucks [Applause] if you're searching then make it quick damn wait I just got back to back like legendaries here that's huge looks good to me and it highlights my character's beautiful facial facial features what was the other thing I got I think it was a cyst Jesus [Music] huge is the loot randomized or is that some guaranteed loot from this [ __ ] because that is very strong hey thanks for the five gifted members bricks appreciate that I don't need that helmet be there one second more I'm just looting your [ __ ] I was up am I glad to meet whoever you two are looks like we're all in one piece any day you walk away from right well don't be so comfortable I might just [ __ ] you up for fun they'll work for anyone vanguards don't exactly make friends with local Pirates thieves and scavengers I think enough of them finally got fed up and they pulled their money to hire professionals what you guys still exist man I've only heard stories we've had stories too about a strange object you found on patrol Oregon board for Dan you know what that thing is I tried to hark it in Sedonia and the guy thought I was peddling phony titanium um it doesn't play nice with scanners it'd be worthless to someone trying to flip Rare Minerals quickly so you're saying I shouldn't be using it as a hood ornament I'll trade some weird Space Rock for a rescue anytime hope you figure out whatever that thing is let's grab the artifact what happens if I kill you moara you put a lot of faith in me just to walk away after getting the artifact Without Really knowing me what happens if I do just banish you to the shadow Realm watch it I'm on your side that's all right I'm just I'm experimenting stop yelling here no you're not I'm looking at your face how much can you take man you've got an Iron Jaw holy [ __ ] what oh you slide little devil armor won't hold out how are you still alive I'm literally a boxer taking heavy fire ah okay talk to me thanks again for the rescue I don't know what I would have done if you haven't jumped in if I hadn't jumped in you'd probably be a lot less concussed I'll tell you that much all right he's Immortal let's get out of here I forgot to actually pick up the artifact didn't I yep yes I did I need to go sell [ __ ] thank you all right let me head back to New Atlantis where was new Atlantis at what planet was it uh I did bouncer day writer was it was it Mars I don't think so you say no that's cydonia it's in a different system I want to go to new Atlantis though oh is it Alpha Centauri where it is that's where new Atlantis is at yep foreign checking for kiosks I've got a lot of [ __ ] to sell is that one hey thanks for the five gifted members day writer and welcome aboard Geno this is an information booth where where is uh selling kiosk huh citizens of Starfield I'd like to sell my Wares appreciate the 10 kill fun the game's fine so far nothing special but it's fine I'm stuck thanks Haley hey why are you running steal something I will put you down oh it's my adoring fan it's good to see you I'm the captain of the frontier bane of the fleet constellations shining star of stars yeah it's me oh my God it's so good to see you this is so embarrassing truly blessed because for a moment I wasn't sure if you were real or just another hallucination but now that I know it's you what are the odds and to think I almost went for coffee instead but I changed my routine for one day and here you are it's almost like it was meant to be I know right and you can try to fight Destiny but you probably aren't going to win although if I'm being honest I'd wager you could beat just about anything even theoretical Concepts but why would you in this case either way it's such an honor to meet you what's the goal Gathering those special artifacts follow you around absolutely what am I saying you're a hero of course you do lead the way oh my God this is amazing welcome welcome all right nothing wrong with a little bit of hazing get me out of here I don't need to see this uh now I just need to feed you some knuckle sandwiches test the test your chin out come here hold on stop stop stop this is initiation looking good so far now you can fight back show me you won't be pushed around man do NPCs just not die you can always kill the adoring fan but I apologize for getting in your way wow oh there we go I'm trying to hit something behind me oh it's pretty interesting how no one in the city seems to care I'm doing this this guy's just walking right by something hit me strange that it seemed to come from your direction I don't know why you can't kill NPCs in this game now yes your immaculateness what can I do for you that was a good talk it'll be hard to top it but you always am I crazy or could you always kill the adoring fan in all the other previous games I remember I used to set up elaborate little Rube Goldberg machine death traps form in Fallout or not Fallout and um Oblivion I need a kiosk you can you need a gun why would the gun matter wouldn't it wouldn't it just go by damage because all my guns are trash my fists are the only thing that actually do damage still haven't found a kiosk to sell [ __ ] they are not abundant almost to the commercial District though and I have to imagine they're there this is another information boost nope this is a job application booth I have over 10 years working as a secretary and I I love this company is let's see if I land the job all right surely there'll be a kiosk here for me to sell thanks morbius [Music] okay I'm just going to go to the one from way back here it is here's one finally nope that's a picture of a goddamn milkshake I just need to sell my trash you can't go in you just can't oh [ __ ] can I just sell to you maybe [Music] I know you're tired freewheeling species Elder Scrolls 6 is never coming I doubt it took years to get it looking just I can't I can't find it I can't find a single [ __ ] kiosk all I find is information booths or job application forms rifle already stowed I wish it would like show up on my scan that'd be really helpful no there's no way there's only one kiosk this is the map it doesn't show anything that's like specific it's just General locations and districts welcome aboard smoggy [Music] future apply today holy [ __ ] I just need to sell my extra garbage so I can move when you land the kiosk is next to the ramp it depends on where you land though I didn't land over there I guess I can try to not centaurian Arsenal shop in the residential district whoa oh it's because I'm carrying too much I'm encumbered I just came from this threat well I came from that direction but I was close enough to this to know that there was absolutely no kiosk that I saw [Music] store in the commercial District that's where I just was I went through the entire [ __ ] commercial district there was no kiosk unless I can sell in the GPL bank but I don't see why they'd let me sell or Outland I feel like I'm depressed this is absolutely just a hotel isn't it oh you're only as safe as your equipment out there welcome to Outland we deal in only the finest most reliable gear for whatever Adventures May await you all of our products come highly recommended by individuals who have devoted their lives to distant travel and while I've never needed them myself I stand by everything we offer as I've said I wouldn't sell anything that hasn't been recommended by frequent Travelers and of course if they're frequent that means their equipment is working please do I hope can I sell to you oh thank God [ __ ] finally no problem oh this one's very valuable for some reason I'm never gonna use this because I'm not gonna do stealth well maybe I will like a stealth melee kind of build perhaps might be useful hmm do I want to sell resources or hold on we'll probably gonna need to hold on to them to make things I'll just sell some miscellaneous [ __ ] um I don't think there's anything else I need to sell yeah I think we're good be careful out there you don't have storage on your ship oh I do and I can store it with like the adoring fan and Sarah it's just I thought it'd be easier just to [ __ ] sell it because I didn't realize how uncommon the selling kiosks are now I can fast travel since I I'm not over encumbered oh that didn't put me very far you sold your mining gun that's fine I'm sure I'll find a better one and I've barely been mining at all to begin with I hope you are satisfied go ahead do the honors it fits energy spiked a bit but it's re-stabilized is there anything new showing up no it's the same as before there's a massive output as the artifact is added then it harmonizes waiting for the others hmm that's speculation but I think you're right we need more peer you've earned this welcome to Constellation oh we did it as a full member this time no thanks so much thanks so much well if you ever find a relic bottle from Earth we'll all be happy to share it with you by the way how would you like to keep traveling together I'm not sitting behind my desk for this these artifacts are a new chapter for constellation and I'm going to be out there for it and I want you out there as well you got results I need someone like you watching my back now my character is great all right we've got a few more leads we should talk about I'm not sure Ian there's an accident I should say join somewhere if you wanted together it's in Freestar Collective space and he knows it inside and out there's also also orbit about time for you to meet Vladimir he's been hard at work tracking down more anomalies and last but not least Noel have we heard anything from Barrett yet a courier from Argos extractors came by to let us know they're packing up the operation on vactera but that's it no other word that's not good we should get over there and check on Barrett in person okay I'll take a peek let's see what that little cheeky bastards up to also can I do anything I know what's the challenge oh I haven't taken any any energy damage that's huge or fall damage that's huge I've almost finished that one though which is good I'm not even close to this one Christ okay that's a lot that's gonna be a lot of unarmed melee kills Jeepers Creepers to meet him it's been ages since constellation has had someone new damn I wonder what he's what's McCree doing out here and you must be I mean I guess so man I'm gonna go take a piss you can sit there and smolder for a minute I'll be right back I'll fill up my water as well [Music] as much as I enjoy having you around [Music] I'd like to think you're lost looking into my baby blues this is kind of fun well kinda I don't mind spending some extra time with you I'm back I'm grabbed a snack too got a little grumbly tummy oh oops I know a few dark sides of these things but if you're looking for deep history lessons well I'm gonna fall asleep before you do I appreciate a gamer nice to meet anyone brave enough to fly the frontier no thing or two about spacecraft Dewey hey don't spook our new friend Frontiers are fine ship honest thanks Diego now let's talk business Sarah tell you about the expedition sure enough that's where we're heading the three of us are heading to Aquila for a settled planet of the Freestar Collective and not coincidentally the home of their Capital Aquila City we'll land in the city spaceports but the Frontiers are gone it's rough country spawned a lot of stories and I got a lead on the tail that makes me think one thing welcome board rapid artifact okay run it okay we'll meet you on board your ship talk more when we get there once we land on Aquila it's gonna be you and me so if you want to do any freewheeling before then Cora and I will just be riding passenger throw the punch why I can't kill the NPCs it doesn't seem what just happened there do you get stuck a bit of a miscommunication just isn't the same as the real thing permission to do oh God permission to dock the game has overall like 200 plus hours nice I'm sure whoever's in that ship will be oh wait this isn't where I was supposed to go is it that was a bougie ass ship though wow this is it's pure gold here I come high up oh this is this is actually gonna be disastrous for my fists [Music] okay yep yep yep this is not gonna work I gotta switch oh that's my friend sorry sorry sorry sorry let's go man [Music] the aiming is a bit rough in zero g [Music] I should have just gone up and may laid him actually I'd have been a really good opportunity for it why am I drifting backwards God damn it let me over sparkling water wait stop it oh the bullets are pushing me back I see a lot of Med kits oh give me something good man I don't have any good guns all my guns are actual trash we're on board Ian don't have any food oh I just nevermind I thought I overhealed ah I see spaces are infesting this place lovely the gambling machine looks functional if we could find the missing numbers perhaps we'd be able to win the jackpot for ourselves oh my God come back why God damn it Sarah [Applause] oh what the [ __ ] going for it how did you hit me first it only attacks when I'm right about to kill them it's infuriating it's actually just [ __ ] infuriating why can't I move please go down thank you must been stuck on something is there anything to do on this ship what's going on foreign ly that's not the end of this this dock so she mentioned a gambling machine somewhere is that the main goal there's this giant Vault here but it doesn't seem like I can do anything with it oh here we go if you're overloaded I don't I don't know what it is damn carrying well I've got some Contraband now see if I can guess it again are the numbers the same I think it was 41 I did last times let's do 12 31 25 5. I give up I don't feel like looking around for it let me go somewhere else I think this is all it was for was Contraband and I guess the jackpot I don't think there's anything else here thank you no no problem cats are always very cute foreign packs when I was in the city I think what would you do hey there well that ship was useless you got absolutely nothing about it 12 1935 6 go back nope I don't care I do not care I don't need the credits I'm not spending credits on anything right now anyway no nothing significant J it's all pretty standard I'm gonna stay the course on this one I'm sure there'll be aliens here Brandon that seems to be the direction the story's going to space oh [ __ ] [ __ ] wait don't scare me don't scan me don't scan me oh my God [ __ ] [ __ ] nope no no no no it's not mine no no it's not mine no no I need to go here for the oh God last month did you explore that system I asked about I was expecting a report well I meant to but then I caught an SOS and it but please just let me land guys guys okay guys come on all right we're gonna have to go like the the long way around so they're gonna hate me forever because of the contraband then better board cryo oh hey cryo which way am I supposed to go where's the inquest where is Aquila City so I'm over here can I even get over here can I run from here to here [Music] about to find out so we'll run past Industrial all the promotional material for this led me to believe that that would be very possible but I guess we'll see in practice how am I encumbered what did I even pick up that's weighing me down what the [ __ ] I don't have anything oh I have two of these [Music] laughs that thing is just [ __ ] trash I'm gonna sell that pretty soon [Music] oh my God that still wasn't enough let's put that anywhere might as well keep this then you cannot run there so it's the only way to do that now is get rid of my Contraband turn myself in is that my only option [Music] [Music] actually wait I can give that to you Sarah I'm listening I'd be happy so long [Music] you can run there I'm getting mixed reports hey thank you for the 10 gifted members cryo I keep forgetting to store in my ship that time I should have for sure but whatever what's your opinion so far it's fine it's just a very standard Bethesda game there's nothing noticeably more ambitious about this than any previous Bethesda titles so I came all the way over here just to have to go back to the ship talk to Sam as the space exploration haven't done too much of that I've done one side quest and explored the planet to do it a little bit like on the way and it was just walking by endless rocks and nothing else yeah I guess a little bit tap you're looking as glorious as ever Captain thanks adoring fan what the [ __ ] why is it leading me back here no oh I thought where did Sam go Cora immediately to sleep okay okay that just wasted a lot of time welcome aboard poo okay we're gonna try going from here all the way to the Aquila and see how that goes because I I have contraband and they've flagged me as a [ __ ] terrorist so I'd have to go to jail and forfeit my goods if I want to be on their good side again which I don't feel like doing Hercules bows to no man so I'm gonna try and just run there profit oh thank you for the five gifted members Grimes thank you for that like I said the game is fine there's nothing special about it so far that's any different than any other Bethesda game I've ever played it's not bad foreign this is murder you're on your own this is murder what huh what what happened why is she angry with what who got murdered what's happening are they shooting at us is that what's going on oh yeah they are just normal citizens I don't know why they're mad all right just passing through thank you oh because of the Contraband so he people in the industrial district even though I had Contraband and why would they even care can I tame you guess not foreign I'll beat you to death with my bare hands then walked away you brought this on yourself oh oh boy oh right in front of his family too okay all of you then fine [Applause] how far away am I I'm going to assume since it doesn't show me on this world map that I can't actually run from here to here that's just my guess I know there's a lot of invisible walls in the exploration here that prevent you from going like that and I'm assuming that's going to be the case here which is very disappointing I'll go till I hit an invisible wall and then I'll just go to jail for the Contraband I guess since that's going to be the only way I get there now what was the Contraband Mech parts they must be highly regulated take forever you can fast travel I literally cannot I am a wanted man here so I can't just fast travel where I need to go that's the that's the whole conundrum chief also what the [ __ ] you guys like so many people were complaining about like not exploring and now exploring a planet's like bro just fast travel make up your mind what would be the point in having a big planet if you can't explore it but yeah this [ __ ] is just so empty this is the second one so far with just nothing to do in it it looks like every planet's just gonna have like a couple of pre-established locations where you can do things so like these Marked Ones and nothing else it's the impression I'm getting that's how it was on the uh other one I think it was Venus is there no mode of transportation to explore the planets I'm not sure I'm only like three hours into it so not yet maybe there is later but not right now I already killed some of you guys earlier don't make me do it again why can't I climb this thank you oh my God they're good I'm gonna die on the way what confused why you think people need why people think planets need to be heavily populated or have like a big Metropolis they don't but they just need things to do which so far these don't have there's a tendon ammo like there is nothing here there was cave that way which I'm sure will have some kind of survey Mission and then there was the industrial complex which I guess I could kill the people there and take some of their equipment but as for the actual like exploration and open world it seems the only thing you can do is kind of mine and not much else there's a couple of like wild animals you can kill I guess but this is only the second one I've been on and explored well it's a [ __ ] game so what what is that what the whole point of exploring is to have things to do while exploring we're gonna use another Bethesda game for example New Vegas was actually great at that you could wander into a random Camp find a cool little side quest and get a nice little reward or go into a random cave and then find like a really nice weapon or something [Music] foreign obsidian was New Vegas it even still applies to Fallout 3 to a certain extent was up I didn't know it's still the same engine I thought did they make a whole statement about how they like to refine the engine or something for this or am I misremembering [Music] yeah these so far these two worlds are completely devoid of any substance but if I can run all the way to the objective here I'll consider that a w I really don't feel like forfeiting my Contraband and going to jail foreign have any Base building I believe so yeah and it also has the ship customization stuff I'm not far enough for either of those thanks dumpster thanks Emily I'm I'm really thinking that we're not getting any closer I'm sure the invisible wall is probably just up ahead a little bit and it actually seems like I'm kind of doing loops around the entire planet because I've already passed that twice now well at least once maybe not twice this will be my second time everything looks the same so you don't actually know yeah I hear a ship I see the ship's shadow where is it what foreign the ship is where is it is it invisible the invisible boatmobile where the [ __ ] is this ship to your left to your left it landed okay where I didn't see it at all I'm gonna get up on the hill and look for it because it's not to my immediate left or anything oh there it is all right [Music] foreign welcome to the emptiest planet in the system you bring me any goodies on board oh I didn't mean to do that going back Oh No I gave them the old Razzle Dazzle foreign okay I'm getting absolutely [ __ ] annihilated these guys are not taking much damage from my melee I don't have any Med kits I'm stuck I'm do I have any meds at all yeah I guess there's this thank you failure unacceptable oh my God let me out oh I can take their ship wait oh now this would be really cool if I can take this ship and land it at Aquila since I don't have any Contraband on it am I still going to be a wanted man that would be so huge would this not be a stolen ship oh yeah but I mean who would they report it to the [ __ ] space Hall monitors oh nope it just put it just put my contract it just put my Contraband back on here yep nope they're they're just okay yep I'm so [ __ ] I'm just gonna have to go to jail damn that actually would have been so big brain all right I'll go down fighting I guess no all right the only way this is gonna work is if I just go to jail foreign nope this is the wrong one do I not have a uh oh no oh where oh boy how the [ __ ] do I get out of this one actually tin taco and yeah that's not surprising bro uh how am I supposed to get out of this now then because no matter what I do in the ship I'm gonna be flagged for Contraband and they're going to attack me how do I Just Surrender no I haven't heard of that one Alex dump the goods I can't I'm already flagged so they already attacked me I can't just drop it and they'll forget so I don't know how to do this now what does this save where was I here oh actually this isn't very far this is just right before I talk to them at the lodge isn't it yeah this is just right before the lodge it's really not that far welcome aboard Alex and I just won't bother getting the contraband [Music] drop it and get scanned I couldn't from that position I was already scanned even before they scanned me there they sent the goddamn Attack Force at me even on a new ship [Music] foreign yeah I think this would probably just be the only optimal way let's go back to the lodge I'm what do you mean I'm carrying too much welcome aboard sunny that's right save I still haven't sold all my [ __ ] where was Outland from here there it is [Music] if you travel to another system you could have paid the Bounty it'll just be easier to do this and not have to worry about it and lose so many [ __ ] credits thanks Jack I'm not gonna bother putting another job application in there oh you're only as safe as your equipment welcome to Alpha all of our product and Wildlife as I've said I would and of course if yes by all me okay no we dump all these well I'm Gonna Keep the cutter this time actually okay that all looks good perfect good luck on all your adventures now I'm going to save so we don't have to do that again just in case I accidentally [ __ ] up and get more Contraband and get blasted and give you the big 50 debater thanks for that oh all right I think I'm gonna call it a night I'm getting pretty tired all right don't pick it up again tomorrow night hey everyone Thanks for tuning in appreciate the generosity have a great rest of your night everyone thanks again see you tomorrow yeah it hasn't been like super buggy or anything Taco a couple of bugs though that's because in a nutshell all right thanks again see you tomorrow sleep well

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