MINUS 30-C COLD STARTS AND H*T FARTS!! UN-GREASED EDITION

oh yeah we can see there's some ketchup from under the hood [Music] well going on night shift again so i figured what better way to uh go from days to nights than to get drunk and do a bunch of cold starts let me just get on my uh al borland ware here and uh get outside and see if any of these [ __ ] batteries still work you are stupid all right put on my fancy camera gear here inspired by too cheap to smoke you know you might as well just add your gopro gear right to your k whopper hat and uh you know might have hot glued a little bit there let's get the [ __ ] to work which one of these batteries is going to be reckon that one's probably that one's probably but that thing says that something inside of that box isn't that so we're going to use that one all right well i'm not going to walk across the yard drunk empty-handed and one-legged so we're gonna [ __ ] bet our bottom dollar on this piece of sh because i hooked it up to that piece of [ __ ] and it says it's half well half better than all the way so uh we're going with this well she's [ __ ] cold enough that the old [ __ ] propane heater here the old 1075. she's got to wind up that's asinine come on oh i bet you shoots fire out oh see oh yeah come on oh admit i just poured a little water on here now this ain't no flapjack i'd go real easy should loosen it up a little bit one two three go there holy [ __ ] what kind of it does the snow plowing around here get that cold all right we're looking for some of the good stuff we're doing here out of it in the other [ __ ] trailer holy [ __ ] am i ever heart oh what's that oh yeah that's some good stuff what else do we got oh man we're [ __ ] running dangerously low on the good stuff it's just it's used up out here i'm telling you because you gotta remember but just because i ain't filming it doesn't mean i ain't spraying [ __ ] ether into it all right well i'm unable to fix this thing properly did everything just around here but uh we're still gonna give a roll away what we're gonna do is just drink until we don't worry about it anymore ah all right enough john about it let's go [ __ ] rip some cold starts these gloves are cold look at these princess auto specials though on sale for seven [ __ ] moose bucks [ __ ] mint it was like six bucks and some beavers and chains but we're not worried about it all right what we got well most of them we got [ __ ] all the batteries well half of it we got all the legs all right half of that too let's go [ __ ] uh see what catalina wine mixer is up to [Applause] oh we've only made it like 12 feet just upper beer break oh and if you're digging these new [ __ ] camera big angles shout out and a big [ __ ] thanks to too cheap to smoke that minty over there says peg you stupid [ __ ] you're doing everything one-handed you're doing everything one-legged life doesn't have to be that [ __ ] miserable all the time i said you know what too cheap oh that old chevy if anybody wants that seven grand plus uh job uh and she's all yours oh it's a catalina wine mixer oh so it says you know what they're too cheap you're [ __ ] right so i hot glued this [ __ ] to my hat obviously my hot glue machines now but uh i got her done to get this done she's [ __ ] mint now oh this is not handicap accessible let's see what's going on here for batteries nothing now i don't remember the way these hook up and there's probably you know what thinking like a smart man i'm not a smart man thinking like a half dumb is that i'm gonna guess the wire that's been protected from getting lit on fire see how it's got this [ __ ] rubber hose on it i'm gonna guess that's gonna be a positive what for uh them not wanting it dark out the frame oh just a bad treat where the [ __ ] now this wire just i don't know where it goes well we're gonna try hooking it up like so and see what the [ __ ] happens this one's been used so you know it's good all right let's see if any sparks happen oh oh [ __ ] yeah something's happening in there oh i might have to pull out my ranch look at all the nuts in here jesus now she's chilly out she's a solid minus 30. uh yeah wasn't supposed to get down to -31 and that's in uh communist temperatures that's like i don't know what the [ __ ] that is in american temperatures but uh i'm [ __ ] oh man these brand new princess auto gloves are the oh yeah big [ __ ] congrats to [ __ ] the boss garage but getting sponsored by these yeah oh yeah the boss garage got sponsored by uh princess auto so this pc lights for you [ __ ] mint all right we're gonna let that chill out there and uh let's go see if it'll crank she's chilly out oh yeah we got dash lights and ah let's just see let's see if it'll crank oh she's [ __ ] miserable freezing in here mr pickles [Music] so you're gonna want to remember that when i parked this thing here well actually before i drove it home we went from uh ranching on it there to uh bringing it straight out here but uh what what you failed what i failed to tell you is that i didn't have any engine oil it was way down on engine oil so i added 75 90 gear oil only about six liters of it so it's barely even that thick we're gonna have to add another battery oh that wind sure is warm not all right i got some good news and i got some bad news good news is i made it back over here bad news is i forgot my [ __ ] beer but more good news is that i'm pretty licked already so i [ __ ] love cold stars and all these pieces of oh peg why the [ __ ] do you have 35 trucks in the backyard whoever said that go [ __ ] yourself man this is the tits who doesn't want 35 trucks in the backyard all right so let's add these wires these are not big enough so if you're wondering when the last time this was running when my mentee's sister-in-law with the harp-shaped heidi and her and my mentee's brother-in-law would up here and we were drunk that's the last time this was around it's the last time would have been running with about august or late july my old man used to say clicky clicky there she goes all right let's see if you can crank better meow see what kind of noise she makes oh yeah it sounds miserable let's go pop the ranch open let's go pop the ranch open and see what's going on in there i think one of these batteries is or both all right this hood is gonna weigh all of it [Music] oh yeah all right well we're in now it's a good chance if she does start that she's gonna run away but you don't have to worry about that now let's just add some cosby sauce and well i mean i don't think it's gonna start but the lord hates the guy doesn't at least try oh for six i had cosby sauce in my back pocket this whole [ __ ] time can put one of these cans on cruise control what we're not having a swamper now is it this guy that wants to be on cruise no neither of these are going to go on cruise so we're going to dual-wield it until all the ethers in there hopefully soak in the air cleaner this is going to be a hearty dose all of it all right let's go give her a breath now you're going to want to feed all the ketchup and let's see oh no [ __ ] way oh [ __ ] is that meant all right come on oh we need way more of the good stuff i put the key in the ignition turn the thing [Music] oh oh i smell cheech let's go give her another hearty dose i can't believe it's [ __ ] even trying to start they don't make [ __ ] like they used to all right oh the spray here now the technique of dual wielding was brought to you by years of spraying ether oh yeah that should be enough no that's enough [Music] yeah that's enough right there and that's too much let's try that out after a while when it kicks in they get all huggy buggy she's going to be one miserable if she dials up all right let's try this again oh yeah yes you knew it come on oil pressure i don't know if that's working you think the oil pressure gauge is working or i think bad things are happening i can't believe it's been running this thing's loyal oh yeah you don't need a there you go oh man oh so warm all right well oh yeah we can feed her some ketchup from under the hood so [Applause] how much are you guys convinced that this thing actually had oil pressure i mean it does have like 75 90 or 80 90 or one of them 90s in it that's way too thick for cold starts but here she [ __ ] is [ __ ] is this thing loyal oh yeah i just got oil pressure all the rpms you see there's ketchup right about here we're gonna go right past ketchup all right now that she's good and hot let's see if it'll fire back up i got faith in it oh my sweet do i love detroit oh oh it's making it i'm just leaking it well you guys guessed it it's making it holy let's rock it barb a bit rocket barb oh oh yeah oh the hood oh the f oh i hope it's okay all right well this thing's just too [ __ ] loyal like i love this oh oh my ears are just tickled oh man well that was the best thing ever holy [ __ ] is that loyal oh my hands are sticking to the door let's go see what else will [ __ ] fire up now i'm just [ __ ] amp the first one was if the first one's a good one the rest of them will be [ __ ] meant oh all right do we got any cosby casualties oh the top always snaps off that one's oh a shoes on [ __ ] empty anyway and that one's mint all right we're good we can still continue on with this medley of cold stars you don't need to worry about the dry grass lighting on fire if anything it'll just warm up the old block oh great now terry fox get the wild across the [ __ ] land with two batteries so if you're sitting there in your nice warm house and thinking man that guy isn't he's got a backhoe he's got two back hoes he's got all those vehicles and he's [ __ ] waddling across the yard with two 50-pound batteries wouldn't it well you're not [ __ ] wrong all right we made her back we got the old dump them a stack going on there i wonder if this one's any good because i was just [ __ ] sassy looking see up in here in the uh frozen crotch of the north you're going to want to look out for bulging batteries and another way to check them you just take a battery tester like that and you just give them over to that and they do that she's good to go man all right so i'm kind of thinking about uh starting up a gasser now we still got some cosby sauce got a half a beer and i'm pretty sure we're gonna need a shovel but uh i wonder how [ __ ] this battery is oh how it is it's not gonna matter because pretty much all we got no that we're gonna go grab a battery that's got way less of a fat ass now we're back in the old hunt check where she's a solid plus and 30 communist numbers and in this [ __ ] box this battery says she's got almost half a tank so yeah we'll hook this guy up and uh oh wonder if these ones are there's so many [ __ ] batteries that the mine [ __ ] oh once again big shout out to jeep smoke for uh giving me that hot glue idea because i would not have been able to hold a beer and a battery and get around the yard without that guidance all right so we're walking down to do cold starts and uh well i know that piece of sh might run that's the one we just done a video on it's uh the young greased edition is still uploading two [ __ ] days later my interwebs almost as slow as i am but uh that's the way she goes but let's fire that piece of [ __ ] up just to drive like 40 feet to go fire up the other pieces of [ __ ] man that's a [ __ ] [ __ ] idea but she'll go let's see here oh yeah and i found a brand new stove for my minty neighbor at the dump brand new gas range not even that and i've [ __ ] done some donuts in this thing and rallied it right out of the back brand used not even that [ __ ] up all right well this thing hasn't been running since we parked it here no idea if we left the battery hooked up there's my good gloves oh the ignition's a little stiff oh like real stiff oh oh come on you repeat this oh the ancient gas in there is still this [ __ ] mint oh the vinyl seats just would you shut the [ __ ] up all right let's try it again it's nice having these princess autos on because your fingers don't stick to the key let's try it again oh man like this is some stiff that confirmed grease they put in there's the good stuff oh come on [Music] oh yeah man actually low let's put her in neutral here oh we're in low it's already warm there's barely even any snow in here let's give her oh come on reverse used to try to get up and go got up and left oh no she just froze into the ground oh yeah she's froze you don't need to worry about seeing where the [ __ ] you're going you don't drive with your eyes you drive with your heart this is just dumb i can't see a thing all right let's see if i'm gonna i don't think i'm oh come on drive let's try fir oh there just needed first don't need i don't think i'm gonna hit nothing [Music] i'm just ace venturing a [ __ ] out of the driving technique here [Music] oh you can always [ __ ] depend on your old birds to not [ __ ] yeah you know oh they're speaking about dependable the old birds there's old slave lake we're driving by braille on the right side here but i don't think i'm hitting nothing oh i hit something what did i hit [Music] oh i hit the next coal start and there's greta you have stolen my dreams oh [ __ ] whiskey wrinkle oh it's a pc light wrinkle man this thing's turning into slushy right quick all right well for all you don't know this [ __ ] old pizza dump truck smoke so god bad i named her greta [Music] so we're going to need a clearance stick for this one and uh oh just wood and [ __ ] everywhere oh there's already a can of cosby sauce the doors open or the window mint is there a key or a battery in it no well let's get the ranch shoveled off and see what the [ __ ] happens all right well this looks kind of like it could be a clearance stick what do we got here oh yeah we got an improvised clearance stick and it could be a wooden leg if it wasn't poplar i'm classy like that oh man now let's clear up her ranch you don't need a [ __ ] snow shovel [Music] look at that [ __ ] sassy shows taking a mighty fine [ __ ] dodge in their time or two oh there she comes oh yeah you see that clear and [ __ ] stiff technique ah man let's peel open the ranch where the [ __ ] is this thing now this old [ __ ] oh yeah you're gonna want all the snow to go right down her [ __ ] throat hoe but this old horn has moved a cloud of dirt out here on uh on my piece of land and she's more or less i don't think she'll let it down so he's gonna add battery and uh oh the badger cable a little bit stiff all right well let's shut this loyal [ __ ] thing off because it's mintiness it's just picking up the shot all right this guy this guy oh yeah i was gonna put the clutch in that thing but then i then i didn't oh i shot my pants uh esther is warm all right so i got negative we got [ __ ] positive oh hopefully ain't rona positive no makeup disease all right now twist that on there tweet all that snow on the engine you don't have to worry about all that snow on the engine all right so let's give her a little snart with all the snort we'll just crank her from out here oh it's definitely in gear you don't need to work well we're probably gonna have to worry about it being in gear come on sweetheart there she goes oh that's that's good and thick see all we basically did there was durability test the starter we're getting two birds stone at the same joint i know let's try her again oh probably probably turn the key on that might help too did he mention he was [ __ ] wasted out of his god mine some guys can drink and drive some guys can't what is drunk look am i ever a stunt when i'm definitely not drunk there we go my lips almost stuck to my uh my beer can that i've swapped out with tropical punch stupider like us all right the camera just died because it's kind of frozen but uh i think it beeps before it freezes so we're just gonna have to give her a little snort all right well the battery's [ __ ] froze and i spent a whopping 30 on four of these [ __ ] things on the amazon so you know they will they you know the reviews did say that some of the batteries could light on fire but i'm willing to be lit on fire right now because my [ __ ] packer is non-existent and i'm [ __ ] frozen but you don't have to worry about your pecker disappear until [ __ ] spring all right so we're good to go again oh the frost is starting to develop a little bit no big deal and it's all conferred i don't know if the video captured it or not but she started the dial so what we're gonna do is we're gonna spray a load of the good stuff in her right then we're gonna go inside after plugging this back in and then we're going to give her all the way and this thing has [ __ ] ancient [ __ ] gas in it get the oldest [ __ ] oh the seats just rock solid pop that choke all the way on and let's give her oh come on pop it oh she's got oil pressure i don't think it's getting [ __ ] gas but we got more of this stuff am i sitting on my [ __ ] beer oh oh she's [ __ ] frozen already see up here in canada stand your beer has the propensity listen to those words your beer has the [ __ ] chances of uh turning into naught beer but uh i'll finish it so that doesn't happen i'll just turn it into piss oh that's definitely slurpee all right the choke's on we'll turn the key on we'll just feed it cosby sauce until it fires because who knows if it's even getting gas it ain't got no gas in it and the gas that's getting it don't want anyhow oh pull out her let him in here man if you don't have a letterman wave i don't know what your [ __ ] problem is oh come on you come on oh might be ether locking a bit you're gonna know you're gonna do a good job when the ether starts to lock up on a gas pot so i wonder if the accelerator pump's cheating at all oh listen to how [ __ ] nice and warm these alberta kickers are oh yeah those are not even frozen all right let's have a gander down our throat hole here i can't really have that good of a gander with the choke being on but i think it's [ __ ] rocking juice down here down there's throat hole let's see here let's go back inside and pump it if the detroit diesel is more loyal than the ford gasser i'm gonna be [ __ ] pissed why are the lights on oh pump at [Music] last choke maybe oh man that battery's [ __ ] sassy the badger charger wasn't even lying all right we need to go get some gas because i reckon that the gas and this thing's all right we're back to the old [ __ ] work shredder here and if you don't have a bunch oh she's so slick it's just grease lighting all over the [ __ ] place but uh if you don't have a bunch of these old lucas bottles kicking around well you're just struggling when you don't need to be you can put the good stuff in here and just squirt it right down or [ __ ] throw it hold this definitely still has lucas left in it would ask me if i gave a [ __ ] this is my great proper chainsaw gas too so oh the cat's [ __ ] cold it just came from the hunting shack you [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm cold too you don't hear me [ __ ] yelling about it i did say meow like 25 times now always sure you're always make sure you're take cut if you can't cut she ain't gonna [ __ ] spray over this oh yeah there let's go try it again all right so we're back oh my letterman's gonna be just cold as [ __ ] so we're gonna want to just fill up the fuel bowl there until all the gas is in there oh it's another cat okay it's everywhere and then we're just gonna give her a little [ __ ] rip right down her throat hole and now she's gonna go we'll even do her from the inside all right let's see [Music] pop it out i know i took the choke off what the [ __ ] is up with that cat more joke a little less choke oh there she goes oh way more choke yeah i [ __ ] up the word rear privacy i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm reading this thing usually fouls off the plugs with too much choke though oh this key stuck on cruise come on [Music] is it flooded oh things are really cold i'm gonna have to refill the float bowl all right well that lucas being in the jug still really isn't helping things probably but more things that he's not going to worry about that's the trick for you you're going to want to fill the float ball all the way up give her a nice dose let's see what happens now i'm sorry are you saying yeah come on come back oh big shooter fire out the back come on you old hook oh let's do less choker more way more joke yeah oh come on you [ __ ] filthy [ __ ] yeah more gas i'm just spoiled with twelve elves now usually you just hold those to the mat and then they cheat this [ __ ] thing is just uppity oh now we're down to straight lucas yeah well drank all that this is the last [ __ ] try we're gonna give this old piece of [ __ ] i went for uh my freezing to the seat all right all the choke zero the [Music] all right come on pump it a little less choked maybe [Music] oh there she goes little gas oh yeah oh no i'm pretty sure it's not getting [ __ ] fuel and i don't blame it it might be frozen oh i don't want to give up on it all yeah let's go get some more gas all right well i was gonna go in for a beer or a intermission what for uh well i was walking over here and i did feel my back freeze to my middle leg and then i heard a rip noise and now i really don't want to look down so holy sh we're just going to fill this full of gas and continue on with the f600 and continue on with firing up greta oh yeah there we go this new gas sucks ass it's [ __ ] garbage it starts to lose its stink after like in three months and then it's [ __ ] you obama you rachel nightly you justin trudeau so you guys can all lick my [ __ ] ass oh you can get in there but you probably can't say his name on lube tube anymore without getting taken down but that's already kind of happening so listen here you piece of [ __ ] take my my cold frozen frost bitten probably missing some [ __ ] skin and warm them up in your geriatric [ __ ] all right actually i feel better after [ __ ] saying that now all right look at this box medley of old ferds just mint all right so we've done two gassers and a diesel we need to do another diesel after this one let's see here now if we just squirt that in there all the way until it starts to come out the back float well let's fill up the back one there even though i don't think we're going to be getting into the secondaries anytime soon but that's the way she goes let's try her again oh oh listen oh my god what did you shoot yourself with something all right let's try it again all right all choke a tiny bit of throttle and let's go come on stay going looking at the dual [ __ ] pipe just singing away [Music] oh she's starting to get that lop that she's getting too much gas [Music] too much gas or not enough gas oh there she goes there she [ __ ] goes oh yeah what a treat oil pressure oh you can already feel the heat blowing on no you can't [ __ ] sweet it's even running out of that old dump gas what no [ __ ] sweetheart oh yeah yeah man i really wish i had a celebratory thing going on here oh look at all these [ __ ] oem parts you came with a glue streak distributor i'll put that on so one of these days oh my god stop [ __ ] lying new marker light voltage regulator all of it all right let's see what she's [ __ ] like starting up again is she idol oh she idols let's see if she starts right back up [Music] you know they just don't build old like they used to or they don't build like you know what i'm [ __ ] saying minus [ __ ] 30 ain't running like oh put it august september october november [ __ ] uh like night yeah like six months and she just cheats us right up [ __ ] minute bad let's see if we get some backfire action just want to do it [Music] oh wow well greta you've done me admit we just got the [ __ ] uh cold start starters pack we've got the battery we got the gas we got the cosby sauce and we're all out of [ __ ] beer so uh we're gonna take a 250 pound five and uh come back because uh well i can't feel my good five [ __ ] toes and uh that's probably bad all right well i'm walking past this and she wants to get cheeched up so what we're going to do we're going to go on freeze and then we're going to come out and fire the job she'll go she just needs a good battery or two oh yeah [Music] release the ball-thon oh yeah all right well everything's thawed the [ __ ] out and everything's uh you know not even that frozen anything more so let's get outside and uh stop being such a i recommend you stop being such a well we've gone and gotten the frost off my bean bag and uh well the best thing about having five toes on one side is you only gotta warm up one boot oh what a [ __ ] treat that feels oh all right well we're going to start up seven tree and i warmed up my gloves too what a good time so we're going to fire up the old seven tree we got one half battery out there so you're gonna want to grab another half can battery and then you just want to give her all the way with that one of you guys take a little gander at the old ranch here we got the [ __ ] job all dialed in by this minty [ __ ] whatever the [ __ ] his company name was i'm wearing his hoodie right now because i'm [ __ ] frozen d zed why any i can put a thing in the thing look at their memphis i got wild gas coming in you don't know what [ __ ] ass is that's the [ __ ] that makes your hair stand up if you try to wire it up on your own we got the old [ __ ] echo shack dialed in i'm telling you i'm getting [ __ ] uppity and before you [ __ ] ask you're like a god tackle shack well i grew up in an aqua shack and uh i live in a new echo shack now because i'm [ __ ] uh so ingrained with white trash dna that's just the way she goes why have a giant [ __ ] house that you got to have it clean all the time when you could just live in the goddamn aqua shack grab the whole clearance stick and get the clearing off the snow you know poplar is a terrible pinocchio picker but it works good for burning you can't build all of it well i don't think you can anyway man the ranch already popped in this piece of sh looks like it let's see here oh yeah yeah well we don't want the [ __ ] either can to go far from where it's got to go on these old [ __ ] seven trees here by you're gonna want to make sure you put the good battery on the side that goes down to the starter the combat cables are a little a little stiff no big deal all right pull out our [ __ ] hammer here give a little whack that's kind of tight someone over here oh yeah that's [ __ ] let's see i'm not entirely convinced that that's a good battery oh it might be because it's loose you could say the same thing about my whole girlfriend oh this might be another one of them in gear scenarios man i got that hammer tweet this can see now oh she is [ __ ] cold well i had one more battery here and we barely cranked this one to death on the other truck sitting in a snow bank for a while now you know what a little tip for you there's not a whole lot of tips sticking out she's cold out you can take her you take your metric hammer you can fold this under a roof and then you just wail on his legs and that's going to give you a real nice connection oh all right now this oh my [ __ ] more put the wrong one on first oh well put a whale on it there we go that seems mint let's see what happens now oh she's [ __ ] cold all right she has some little plugs so we're gonna try it once without [ __ ] no we're not we'll just spray it in there all right we're just gonna keep spraying that so it's gonna get glow plugs and ether right off the [ __ ] hop oh she's chilly out in here now let's see oh she's a bit stiff i don't have faith in this thing starting we're gonna let the glow plug run all of it and then see what happens this thing's probably got 15 40 in it so that's good and thick let's try it oh i gotta plug the great heater better the gradient what are you drunk i gotta plug the solenoid back in man i swapped the flannel out for this hoodie and that was a terrible idea come on i think this thing's a piece of sh oh i just didn't have enough [ __ ] cranking we gotta [ __ ] get her to crank up you can't let the old seven tree let us down what can a cosby not enough can get up and go on the cranking department so we'll grab another battery and then uh give her all the weight all right so we're back now let's go to this battery way smaller too so just fits in there mint but chances are it's going to be a big piece of oh that fits on there good too i'll just wheel on that a little bit oh yeah so now we're gonna upside down this one for extra contact watch your fingies there we go now let's see how she likes this one give her one more little snort here because that'll barely even blow up oh hot farts and uh cold starts they go together good because uh it really helps warm up shots all right let's try here again here cycle that this is usually when you hear the exploding sound because glow plugs and ether get along like can libtards and hard work oh we got a little more battery let's see here oh come on give me one more [ __ ] cycle i'm gonna go give her another short oh the dual wielding technique really worked out well for the concrete truck whole catalina wine mixer so she'll work out good for this one all of it no that's enough yeah that would be good yeah oh yeah yeah that's good there let's give her again these old seven trees you know they can love their uh cosby sauce contrary to popular belief oh the flooring doesn't do anything in these [ __ ] r2d2 pieces of [ __ ] let's go oh come on well that's the ether going through oh it doesn't like the [ __ ] cosby sauce so you gotta remember about these 73 power smokes they got these things called hydraulically fluctuated [ __ ] injectors and what they do is they need all kinds of oil pressure to start doing things because it's real technical and i ain't seen no oil pressure here and i'm gonna guess the oil pressure under the hood and high pressure things and stuff like that it's all circulated and she's [ __ ] ether locking so we're gonna give her a [ __ ] 250 pound five and well oh so if you can jumpstart a cold start with another coal star truck that still means it's a coal start i don't know whoever wrote the book on coal starts but if they say you can't do that well i got something from the sock in springtime because right now they'd have to coax a little fella out with a peanut so if you guys want to know how close you are what you do you keep driving so you hear crunch see that crunch now you give her some reverse action for about a foot and a half and you're golden see the lego set grilling these things they really like to come apart in the cold see they really don't like to stay together in the cold weather so now we'll grab that clearance stick we talked about earlier old pinocchio pecker and we'll give this one a little clearance oh we got our gas still pop the old ranch this thing's so [ __ ] loyal over need these i need both of them don't you can fly out of here gloves i need you later all right so this one's half red and black so we'll stick that one to red [Music] oh oh oh did you just soil yourself all right now i need a red here [Music] and this one's half red with a little bit of black so we'll hook that one to black oh yeah she's drawing all of it now we gotta look for something that'll fast idle this [ __ ] so you just jam something into that hole there and she'll idle right up if you don't have a fast idle stick man all right let's grab a chunk of the seat a [ __ ] chunk of the seat can be a fast idle stick see this folder up there like that [Music] [Music] all right come on you oh now this is where low plugs and gradators will do some serious damage what for uh cosby sauce being in the old [ __ ] fun chamber there the old boss's office oh come on we'll give her another cycle she almost went there it's not even minus my ass outside let's try her again here you hear sniffing that good stuff nothing you all right so what you can do now is just take this thing and rip it off and now there's a real nice hole there for you to spray the good stuff in not to wait for the air cleaner to give it up worst part about that hole though is getting both cans in there to spray you imagine all the people that think you can't use [ __ ] can glow plug to get running how [ __ ] dumb those guys are like what what is their problem the problem is oh this thing's a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] [Music] boy i got so much money i put into this 200 bird i just drove us to the dump and got the wise valentine's day present mint can't believe how much more handicapable this [ __ ] gopro in the hat makes it you can rock a piss drink a beer and veggie tape all at the same time all right so now you see this booty here we're just gonna go ahead and slide that in there spit on it first then we'll just slide that in a hole and dial that over here and then we're going to want to take this over here and see now we can add all the [ __ ] hot sauce from over here all right [Music] we're almost out for safe all right spray crank oh this thing's a [ __ ] pilot [Music] gas is probably really not good for it but i'm not that worried about it get the [ __ ] key turned on oh yeah the key's on let's try it again [ __ ] junk i think we might have a case of gelled up diesel is what a feller might be looking at here all right [ __ ] this this thing's a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] we're gonna i got a power smoke that'll show up to show this thing this game here all right this old 200 buck bird is pretty loyal but is it heater working loyal holy sweet and christ oh oh the smell of little miso you don't have to worry about getting a hantavirus all right well this truck's a pizza this pizza grab my ukrainian metric and my [ __ ] fancy wire here oh the wire can stay oh we're going to save this thing and i got a 7 3 power smoke that's been properly maintained by hillbillies over the years that'll flash right up i [ __ ] guarantee it you know i'd be lying if i told you that every time i went to princess auto i didn't spend [ __ ] like 60 bucks on can cosby and it seems like i'm always out of that [ __ ] all right i can't see a [ __ ] thing you drive by braille again oh the heater in the signal admit are we hitting expensive stuff oh no i don't own anything that's expensive well i forgot the clearing stick so i hope we're not gonna have to use it but here's the old nipple truck sitting in a snow bank last time i used it was to drag some [ __ ] dirty old beams home so you know seeing nothing but maintenance and so oh the lights still turn on oh the batteries are saying they're a little low but this always starts just never let me down i hope it's not going to let me down today two cycles of the plugs oh the clutch is pretty [ __ ] heavy right now what do you think oh so [ __ ] loyal i love this truck oh and you guys want to see some oh look at that my wife's gonna be so [ __ ] pissed when i fill that camper full of needle exhaust but what i'm doing right now is i'm getting rid of the mice and i did coal starts we're good to go this whole thing's loyal see i did all the wiring in this thing so you know it's good how much cheats all of it holy i can't even breathe but you [ __ ] live boys loyal all right i'm kind of smoking out the aco shock so we're gonna go ahead and shut her down before i get the divorce again but you guys seen her she flashed right up loyal skin mint and i found some mint gloves same color as the ones i got on you oh yeah the the smoke is real you can't see a [ __ ] thing this thing's always been a smoky i think she needs about eight injectors but other than that she's good all right the smoke clouds a little real um you know these those aqua shacks so they're designed to be run on rig locations so they're pretty much smoke and proof but uh i don't know the old fire without the old ferg here but uh she's cheating what for being plugged in look at that load of pinocchio packer oh man but the worst part about a 5.9 is they start like this whether it's hot or cold i'm not entirely sure that it was plugged in i'm pretty sure that plugs yeah that plugs well idler up she's good to go oh fast idle stick engaged well i appreciate you i'm just sitting here [ __ ] eating some uh on a stick over the old wood stove here and uh hope you appreciate [ __ ] watching that video as much that is making it and all the patreons thanks a pile flooding for you guys i'd be right thanks a lot for all you watch this oh and all you [ __ ] that uh waiting on your flags yeah that your flags i got a bit of a tune on here so a bit of going from subject to subject but uh if you're waiting on your flags don't worry i'm pretty much just giving the old lady the [ __ ] go ahead to uh dial that in because i'm too [ __ ] i've uh i messaged some guys and got that [ __ ] dialed in but the old lady is just getting mint when it comes to this orders and so she's on it she's giving her and uh i have no worries in the god mail by the time this uploads with my [ __ ] echo shack welded to the side internet um by the time that i get this uploaded your flag should either be in the mail or on their way to being in the mail so uh thanks a lot to all you [ __ ] and uh

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Length: 63min 2sec (3782 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 03 2021