BROKE DIC WELDIN!!!

go faster slower I'll just give her all the way [ __ ] upgrades man oh he's sweet [ __ ] with this thing [ __ ] made in Colombia wonder what that stuff smells like well it sure is [ __ ] wet and shitty aute how about we stand in a puddle and weld some well she's been a long time [ __ ] coming I told you [ __ ] silly [ __ ] I'd be making video doing a review on a couple of [ __ ] tools well it's wet and shitty outside I can't get any work done with it with dick the old backhoe there the old surplus [ __ ] tractor but she's been a long time coming I got a couple of these [ __ ] fancy-pants rod burners from old kicking horse kicking horse welders they're an outfit based at Ontario [ __ ] another good thing to come from out east eh I guess I'm wrong about all you [ __ ] shipped here by the slowest [ __ ] Postal Service knowing the [ __ ] man all you guys had ordered stickers and [ __ ] should know that cuz these guys couldn't organize the [ __ ] rock fight in the gravel pit or circle jerking around [ __ ] room but I got here eventually I got I bought these [ __ ] things I think in January and I'm just getting in to open them now I already opened up one a lot like when the old lady and I started [ __ ] bagging I got a little premature and dug right into this one about 15 [ __ ] minutes ago and well much like when me and my wife first started banging there was a lot of disappointment straight out of the [ __ ] box the wire on it was just [ __ ] short so I found some of this in the old dump pile and [ __ ] [ __ ] you lated it on the end I know this may look like a [ __ ] [ __ ] wiring job but everything done in there is done with nothing but but the finest butt connectors 99 cents can buy but I team it up like this on the one side so you get a little Ramy with the cable it doesn't pull on the wires inside it just pulls on the [ __ ] dollar store electrical tape there you go that's why I do her like that but the [ __ ] quarter readout of the goddamn box is shorter than my hammer handle that was a [ __ ] piss off and the leads for the welder are [ __ ] just as [ __ ] short as the power cable I'm going to guess that they they do that to make up for amperage or whatever but they claim that this [ __ ] and this thing the size of a [ __ ] impact look at that thing it's [ __ ] tiny that's what she said anyway they say that this [ __ ] thing is good for 220 amps well [ __ ] see about that but I did start it and it [ __ ] the little thing starts right up good I I did get a little welder slash they're trying to [ __ ] him see if she didn't teach the life it [ __ ] Oh greasy old [ __ ] moth but yeah it did fire up it's [ __ ] I haven't I haven't had a whole lot of welding with it yet but greasy old Dick's got a few cracks in her getting a little excited with all deck here and got a few cracks in her boom so I figured I had weld this cut now I've been waiting to [ __ ] pull these welders out of the goddamn box for forever cuz I've been needing a welder and my my big welder out here is attached to a service truck don't run to a service body that's [ __ ] and everything's absolute buck and chaos so let's see if that little [ __ ] [ __ ] nugget of a welder can weld this crack shut I have my doubts but in true a VE fashion let's get that [ __ ] box open no no aah [ __ ] that [ __ ] that now we're talkin Mindy now nobody ever covers real-world [ __ ] situations such they always cover you know how nice the machine looks or how it [ __ ] works but what about shipping chances are if it's anything like my wife it probably came in the mail so you're gonna want to [ __ ] durability test it to see how well it does in the mail and Canadian postal services are a bunch of Union paid [ __ ] so let's see how it does to the mail mint now let's get that [ __ ] open safety first jesus [ __ ] christ that even scares me a little bit [Music] [Applause] [Applause] didn't get her done in record time like old a ve but we did her in [ __ ] style puckered up a couple of potholes whoops it's already falling out of the [ __ ] box yeah [ __ ] see what's going on in here look at these [ __ ] things are just nugget like there's no [ __ ] way that guy can believe that this [ __ ] gonna make a hundred amp of 110 [ __ ] power but let's see if it can make a believer out of me we're gonna rock the the 221 just because I don't have a [ __ ] extension cord long enough to reach over there then I've already [ __ ] wired the [ __ ] but we can rock the 110 in here and maybe burn this [ __ ] thing to the goddamn ground amongst all the propane and [ __ ] gas let's get welding you don't need to worry about [ __ ] safety alright I'll see if a [ __ ] it turns on I'm not eight you know I'm a bit of a rocket applying just but not in pulling these [ __ ] apart the only time I pull one of these [ __ ] things apart is when I completely [ __ ] it and I have to duct tape it back together turns on generators running I'm old [ __ ] kid with that if you guys want to watch fancy pants [ __ ] we're [ __ ] burrito Grande IDO Yanks this [ __ ] up her before he [ __ ] it up go over and see a VE buckle up that guy and abuse done [ __ ] are gonna [ __ ] sit there behind your [ __ ] mom's computer and your [ __ ] mom's basement jerking off the [ __ ] game idiot pardon bitching at me for [ __ ] copy and [ __ ] ideas well I'm pretty [ __ ] sure I'm not the first guy to slick dick as old lady and I sure love [ __ ] do a knife so whatever call me a goddamn copycat I'm gonna [ __ ] make videos I'm gonna [ __ ] the old lady and that's the way she [ __ ] goes oh I just [ __ ] myself I'd say damn near all the good ideas or [ __ ] taken why not [ __ ] leave them somebody else's footstep I said footstep and make a couple goddamn tool reviews go [ __ ] yourself don't tire your bar here I was using this for [ __ ] getting greasy old tires off the rims for a few extra bucks that aren't spent much time to an old tea in the Wapiti show parking lot well yeah she [ __ ] quarter inch let's see if this welder can't [ __ ] blow through it set her up to about buck 20 ampere 1 878 Deana rod let's burn the [ __ ] out of this [ __ ] mine ain't the first time I've had a [ __ ] greasy old muddy rod another 70 18 rod had been sitting out in [ __ ] rain and Oh kinda yet so to be a nice little test for this little pocket [ __ ] box welder the Drowned cable is a little bit of Chimpy chips hopefully they made up to that inside the [ __ ] key well [ __ ] me runnin the duty cycle on that little cuts pretty good [ __ ] me let's see what she looks like underneath there oh my god it smells like a [ __ ] gay orgy in here burn rubber and [ __ ] smoke everywhere [ __ ] let's have a gander underneath this [ __ ] play oh [ __ ] that looks [ __ ] mint I could not [ __ ] believe that that little [ __ ] machine plugged into a shitty [ __ ] generator can rock a beat like that with me behind the [ __ ] welder Jesus [ __ ] tap-dancing Christ now let's [ __ ] crank her all the way to [ __ ] ten maybe even 11 and blow right through this [ __ ] thing see if she's got enough Jam to do it because you're gonna want to [ __ ] give her all the way to 11 right out of the [ __ ] box we don't see a lot of Sun up here so we don't wear gloves get your vitamin D through your welder that's the best way to [ __ ] do it let's see if we just get rid of this [ __ ] metal now these are for cousin oh the generator didn't like that [Music] [Music] the [ __ ] makes [ __ ] great power clearly [ __ ] blowing this [ __ ] red the old generator being nine nine thousand [ __ ] watts of princess auto power ain't got the [ __ ] down to do her butt weld around [ __ ] great there's no [ __ ] sweet Christ and [ __ ] waited this [ __ ] lame got ninety two hundred watts whipping through her she just [ __ ] dialed right out when I [ __ ] went to hit the Go button now the whole reason I bought that [ __ ] whoa there's three reasons I bought that [ __ ] welder first [ __ ] reason it was cheap I bought the 110 MIG the 220 stick and the 110 stick all four they're around two hundred and thirty [ __ ] bucks apiece so I got three [ __ ] welders four hundred thousand [ __ ] dollars second [ __ ] reason was because they claim that the stick welder being the 110 in the 220 both will run off generator power which clearly it [ __ ] does but this [ __ ] doesn't have enough [ __ ] Jam to make that [ __ ] stick welder burn through plate like it's nobody's business but I can't believe [ __ ] that little nugget of a box can put out enough [ __ ] power to kill this [ __ ] generator and I [ __ ] completely [ __ ] forgot what the third reason was but oh yeah the third reason I like to have a welder that you can [ __ ] put behind the seat of the pickup when you're out wheeling or whatever you [ __ ] go out and you're you [ __ ] break something or whatever you might like to have a [ __ ] welder you can use your batteries to [ __ ] well but that [ __ ] all kinds of [ __ ] up but it'd be cool to have one of these behind the seat of the pickup truck with your little inverter generator or maybe even the [ __ ] and we're off the battery to run the con to do a little bit of welds on the trail in case you completely [ __ ] up hey and nothing makes wet panties quite like a welder behind the seat she [ __ ] sees this thing you know in Alberta Stan if you've got a 305 G Lincoln in the back of your truck it'll take it from a hundred and sixty kilometers an hour mount machine to a 250 kilometer an hour machine on highway 40 so put one of these [ __ ] behind the seat and send her all the way oh yeah I don't have an extension cord whistling but I do have that little [ __ ] inverter generator we'll see if this [ __ ] I'll run off of that machine runs pretty [ __ ] good let's see if she can't fix dick the old back oh it's gonna be a real [ __ ] lifesaver if it'll weld heavy steel like what the thing about stick welder do just keep your your distance away from the [ __ ] weld from the steel you can make a [ __ ] pile of heat without burning the rod and then you can just work it in there [ __ ] grind out the groove and send your rod into the hole ah so always spit on it first let's see if I can't take this thing to my dick let's go [ __ ] tractor in so if you're gonna be doing any welding on your [ __ ] tractor because you got a big greasy gash [ __ ] dug into her um what happens here is when you're moving the boom each way this [ __ ] rocks like crazy and you get a couple cracks on either side of the weld on either side of the boom mind ya but anyhow whenever you're welding up cracks or on anything you really [ __ ] any kind of equipment you're gonna want to find the end of the crack or doubt before and this one appears to be somewhere around here what you're gonna want to do is take the shittiest [ __ ] drill bit that money didn't buy because I found these at the dump I think drill bits are hurt to find that are good and drill the end of the crack so what's gonna happen it's gonna [ __ ] the crack just gonna want to keep on spreading ask my girlfriend's I'm high school and yeah so what you're doing is you're just causing a dead end here at crack keep her from [ __ ] splitting open and cracking either for even further up the boom funny thing about this dirty old backhoe is I I bought this from an estate sale the old [ __ ] died and I bought his tandem dually gooseneck trailer all the goddamn auger attachments oh he [ __ ] a spare engine spare crown a spare shuttle you [ __ ] name it I bought yeah it even had a brand new engine from the machine shop that's over and a pickup over there covered up with a tart but it had everything for the [ __ ] it also came with this greasy old [ __ ] Miller just think that old [ __ ] go he definitely welded it to a greasy old [ __ ] shopping cart Hey he obviously welded to a [ __ ] greasy old shopping cart but this [ __ ] still weld it still runs a bead like a [ __ ] he put a different end on it like I did I'll take my [ __ ] word for it and hopefully that little shitty [ __ ] kicking horse not shitty well we don't know if it's shitty yet let's see if that little kicking horse can put out the same [ __ ] jam the disc gun can and just so you [ __ ] guys know the reason I call this dirty old [ __ ] cracker dick is because the old [ __ ] that owned it his name is dick I think definitely says deck on the side of his backhoe and he'd done mobile homes which is [ __ ] mint he probably even set up the goddamn shanty that I'm living in and he also doesn't [ __ ] tanks but he also did pile piles and all that kind of [ __ ] and I got all the [ __ ] pile equipment from him to like everything his son told me this whole [ __ ] works with the greasy old hoe the trailer the spare engine hydraulic pumps [ __ ] and all that [ __ ] bruce jenner is [ __ ] I paid forty five hundred [ __ ] dollars but he just wanted to get rid of everything and my fat ass was quick on the draw on the old [ __ ] Kijiji add minty I was calling her on for quotes on getting some screw piles done because I got to get some screw pile work done no [ __ ] [ __ ] and I brought up dicks backhoe services well the [ __ ] guy on the other end of the phone nearly [ __ ] died I guess he knew the old [ __ ] that used to run this [ __ ] thing I guess he got a DUI in the [ __ ] or he got a DUI he had a mint [ __ ] first-gen Cummings dually that he used to pull this and the trailer around with but he got a DUI in the truck so he drove this [ __ ] thing with a cooler in the bucket everyday to work now that is a [ __ ] cool story I mean this [ __ ] backhoe was built back in the day when duis and all that [ __ ] were pretty [ __ ] cool but not cool now don't drink and drive don't be [ __ ] stupid but this [ __ ] was a good deal I got her for [ __ ] cheap the extend the hole and everything did work but now there's just a chain holding it together because the hydraulic line blue and caused all kinds of dust control and don't set a fixed and I just capped off the lines you don't need [ __ ] extend a hoe anyway but that's the [ __ ] story on on dick the old [ __ ] tractor now let's [ __ ] weld this [ __ ] up you got your [ __ ] hole drilled at the end of the crack making sure she won't [ __ ] crack any more gouge this [ __ ] out mint you're not worried about the surface crack you're worried about the crack underneath but I'm just a bullet out of grinding discs and they call that a boat good so let's weld to live and [ __ ] out of this gonna want the gonna want to add the perfect amount of bungee cord here to get the [ __ ] hydraulic lines out of the way you don't want to take those off oh another reason that I was kind of waiting for it to be wet to weld on this [ __ ] thing because one I can't go out and do any yard work in it cuz it's too [ __ ] greasy but - if this [ __ ] thing ever lit on fire it burned for [ __ ] three days this [ __ ] thing it would take three [ __ ] counties where's the fire departments to get the [ __ ] thing to go out the grease and oil on this [ __ ] thing is horrendous every time I go to [ __ ] work on it I just get [ __ ] greasy is all [ __ ] look like that looks like the underside of a lib tards [ __ ] foreskin greasy nice [ __ ] get the Weldon you're gonna want to weld holy [ __ ] look at the zoom on this [ __ ] camera you're gonna want to start from the bottom up my buddy gantry gentlemen but Walter always said he's a skilled rod burner he said you're gonna want to start from the bottom and work your way up what for getting rid of all the the impurities if you weld down the impurity they're just gonna keep falling under and you're gonna get all kinds of [ __ ] porosity and all that [ __ ] [ __ ] blowing through so you're gonna want to go from butthole to brisket on this [ __ ] from the bottom to the top let's see if I can't [ __ ] up them up [Music] to have a [ __ ] gander I wouldn't [ __ ] believe it if you told me but that little [ __ ] welder is awesome something you can [ __ ] it almost fit in the crack of your ass will weld up a crack in your back hole well not it's [ __ ] men you know the proof of the [ __ ] is in the [ __ ] and this is [ __ ] men look at you look at that way to go to look at that Jenner just look at it now uh let me roll some [ __ ] quarters here and see if I can make that look nice now I'm sitting here [ __ ] welding away and I actually got to turn the [ __ ] little machine down we're sitting at about a buck thirty amp here you want to go to like a buck 20 the [ __ ] thing's unreal man she just bucks right through her look at that [ __ ] roll the dimes won a Nobel died but let's [ __ ] keep going until that cracks good and sealed so we got in there [ __ ] knives and B black with the welds that's it I don't know man usually if you told me you had a welder for sale for 220 bucks that would weld this heaviest steel I'd ask who the [ __ ] you stole it from but this little [ __ ] Jesus [ __ ] it works good they got everything so hard I think I melted some [ __ ] him behind but that's just the [ __ ] way she goes but that's this is all [ __ ] welded with the 220 machine let's see if the little 110 will weld up the other side because let's face it not all the tap 220 [ __ ] sitting around and 110 is handiest [ __ ] and if 110 will weld up this [ __ ] backhoe I am going to be [ __ ] impressed so that [ __ ] is a 220 this one's the 110 is to show you here zeem [ __ ] size power cord on the 110 at the 220 plugged into the shitty [ __ ] little extension cord still got my grinder plugged into it now it just got zapped [ __ ] way she goes let's see if she [ __ ] wells just approved yeah the [ __ ] 220 here's the [ __ ] lead out of the 110 or the had a 110 100 M we have him [ __ ] fired this one up yet but pulled this [ __ ] sender all the way to 100 M hit the [ __ ] word goal Oh oh it was already on I guess I'm the [ __ ] idiot that's the FC [ __ ] welds she's got a nice little gallery in her now and you're better off when you're doing the like when you're grinding out Crocs to weld them up you're better off to you the a grinding disc and get her in there nice and deep black and [ __ ] grind out the crack I didn't do it on that side because I couldn't find my grind in this gotta lay off the peyote let's see how this little [ __ ] I'll do [Music] [Applause] there goes the [ __ ] breaker well the [ __ ] breaker tripped on my shitty generator let's try again here with a little less gay I'm going to the [ __ ] the [ __ ] breaker again but I got another idea so this is my idea I've got a little 2000 watt Honda here this is going to eliminate a [ __ ] pile of cord and whatnot and that breaker in there doesn't really like it ever since as if tied to [ __ ] the [ __ ] together so let's see if it's little Honda can do her didn't want to turn her all the way to 10 and let's see if she [ __ ] welts now this is the [ __ ] true test I wanted to do because most of the time I don't have a [ __ ] generator on my truck that has 220 so let's see all this little 110 pumpkin weld with the 2000 watt Honda generator well that little machine to get up and go has God have been left with the [ __ ] anyone ten [ __ ] so we're back in the [ __ ] Shack here next to the gas and propane and let's see if this little [ __ ] 1:10 can't weld this quarter inch flat bar here turn it up to about [ __ ] 70 80 amp I don't know this one eighth rod might be a little much for this little [ __ ] welder but let's see if she'll [ __ ] blow through this deal well there are rows such a scream the government put [ __ ] sand in the Vaseline a little 1:10 welder burns rod not too bad 1/8 [ __ ] rod let's see how she tucks underneath [ __ ] a not too bad now that's at atm let's see if that little [ __ ] machine will fit that breaker I'll handle a hunter down [Laughter] let's see what the [ __ ] happens that's not too [ __ ] bad at all for a 110 machine I was really expecting the breaker to kick out again because that breakers [ __ ] but if you had a house that didn't require a generator for the power to come on I think that little 110 [ __ ] welder would do awesome if you kept the [ __ ] in the back of the truck it probably did great to click on the side of the trail if you got a [ __ ] welled up a something on your steering arm or whatever to get the [ __ ] home I think that would do just tickety-boo so you got the to 20 amp the 100 amp and the 130 MIG all of these machines are [ __ ] mint I did not think in a million years that something that came in the [ __ ] mail would work as good as they do except for the wife the [ __ ] thing I think these ones are 230 American or no story 230 Canadian so that's like 59 bucks [ __ ] American stand dollars these [ __ ] things are unreal like that this one is the one that surprised me the most a 220 fresh out of the box it was [ __ ] it kind of was disappointing because of the the cords were so [ __ ] short but then I kind of figured you're only paying a couple hundred bucks for the [ __ ] welder chances are you're not gonna get a hundred bucks for the welding cable what the [ __ ] thing it welds [ __ ] great the only thing I would recommend that when you get it and build an extension cords and you can [ __ ] run it out to whatever the [ __ ] you Weldon the 110 it has its [ __ ] place I don't know if you'd want to run some smaller rod or what but put this [ __ ] thing behind the seat of the pickup and pull it out whenever you feel like welding your [ __ ] junk back together on the side of the road yeah I would give this [ __ ] 7 out of 10 on the fact that actually you know what I can't give it a real honest [ __ ] in a opinion because I don't have house power out here I got to use this [ __ ] generator for power for the one 130 MIG and the I'm guessing the stick welder would run get off the [ __ ] thing what for the breaker being melted on it the breakers melted shut at the greasy old generator or is it actually an alternator and the [ __ ] breakers been melted shut on it so it'll weld no matter what and it works pretty good but I'm guessing that if you actually had a house to plug into that wasn't a generator powered house that this [ __ ] would do great so I'm gonna give him seven out of ten for G Dale spec the this [ __ ] should get I don't know man Tanner the [ __ ] ten it welds great it [ __ ] it welded up my [ __ ] back Oh for Christ's sakes melted all my hydraulic lines I'm pretty happy about that yeah ten out of ten for this [ __ ] seven or eight out of ten for this [ __ ] and this little [ __ ] big is unreal Oh [ __ ] dirty dump kitty what are you doing dump cat secret but come here mouth looking for your [ __ ] grub it's over in the Ford Ranger that kid he's just covered in hydraulic oil I wonder how that happened anyhow yeah this [ __ ] 130 MIG she's [ __ ] pretty cherry plug it in to house power as well she'll weld like crazy I welded a fifth wheel hon my pickup truck out here with it you take your time you set your wire speed and your voltage just right and she [ __ ] burned the bead just as good as any name brand welder all them people that have to have name-brand equipment all the time or usually [ __ ] name-brand retards everything everything comes from [ __ ] China now any day anyways doesn't matter how much [ __ ] money you spend on it chances are it's come over here on a boat so these three welders I would [ __ ] recommend now I want if you're going to be doing a bunch of heavy-duty welding like [ __ ] if you're building the a mud truck or something to drive through the goddamn bush and that would be my second place welder for doing even even welding up Slave Lake cheated all these welds here and and all those welds there and it did better than good like I couldn't believe how well it welded for for something that came in the mail and before you guys go to [ __ ] thinking it no I am NOT sponsored by anybody they wouldn't [ __ ] me with your dick and your mom pushing for Christ's sakes no one wants to [ __ ] put their name on a channel like mine well I say it how it is and maybe I swear a little bit so know these [ __ ] didn't buy me off or suck me off or even give me a handy for that matter they didn't even give me a deal on these [ __ ] but I would highly recommend that if you need a [ __ ] cheap welder head over to the goddamn website I don't know how they work with the people in the States but but these guys are [ __ ] mint go check them out I will put their [ __ ] handle in the description if I can figure out the [ __ ] out I've been meaning to give thanks to all you [ __ ] thanks a bunch for the guys that have been buying [ __ ] stuff off of her her Etsy store they're the old lady's been working harder than a set of leather tips at a whorehouse so thanks for buying all the [ __ ] off the Etsy store there thanks thanks to [ __ ] bunch also I've been [ __ ] lacking here thanks a [ __ ] ton to the patreon guys those guys they give me money for [ __ ] free like I'm a [ __ ] lib tired I don't I don't know how much you did I haven't figured it out the old lady's got all that [ __ ] dialed in there but they gave me money for [ __ ] free every month for Christ's sake so I appreciate that [ __ ] you guys are 10 out of 10 he did not [ __ ] do that we finally actually it was about three or four weeks ago the old lady finally figured out how to get the money from the internet into our bank account so we [ __ ] appreciate that a hundred percent before I let you [ __ ] go there's this one [ __ ] Lube Tube channel I got to give a shout out to I haven't talked to the [ __ ] I don't really know who the [ __ ] is I watched him a lot on the Lube tube there if you [ __ ] Americans like my kind of comedy with the oil patch in the [ __ ] Alberta Stan lingo and and all that other stuff go check out a guy named danger cats he is [ __ ] hilarious man this guy is [ __ ] ten out of ten I think his name is uncle hack oh my [ __ ] is this guy funny he he talks about the oil patch were where I work he he breaks it down and [ __ ] told you guys how it really is first thing you should know when you're first coming into the oil patch there's three things that we all [ __ ] hate out here on-site environmentalists engineers and [ __ ] safety officers saying something along the lines of Rachel Notley zat whot that is a highway ticket to making a best buddy on sight it is [ __ ] hilarious man the guy is unreal he hangs out with a couple of [ __ ] hipster Bailey's but those guys are kind of kind of fruit cup but but uncle Hawk himself he's [ __ ] just [ __ ] mint go check him out I lip him off in the comment section for me his loop Tube channel doesn't get a [ __ ] pile of views because I think the Lib tar did [ __ ] retards down at Lube tube they probably don't like his channel because he [ __ ] swears I have no idea why they like my channel cuz I swear like a [ __ ] sailor [ __ ] the driller and shout out a [ __ ] greasy old truck driver so anyway go check out his [ __ ] channel he's 10 out of 10 I guaran-fucking-tee you'll get a good laugh out of his he has one on there about the safety course [ __ ] up here and [ __ ] Alberta Stan you got to have h2s and first-aid to go work on the rigs well there's always some stupid [ __ ] harelip meathead in the safety meeting that wants to tell his [ __ ] stories and this guy does the best [ __ ] job of explaining how real [ __ ] stupid this these [ __ ] are anyhow keep [ __ ] out your [ __ ] ass and until next time go [ __ ] yourself

Channel: ZIP TIES N BIAS PLIES

Views: 934,946

Keywords: ford, redneck, 7.3, minty, ferd, zip ties n bias plies, ziptiesnbiasplies, hill billy, old start, cold start

Id: nwI8z0qyBSc

Length: 33min 18sec (1998 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 04 2018