Minecraft Hardcore Mode Is Terrifying (S2E1)

do hardcore season 2 when season two's harvest ok fine for like a month everyone's just been yelling at me to start the series up again and I'm finally doing it ok can we please get a decent spawn oh yes there is a village over there you see villages are good when you are starting out because rather than having to work for all of your gear you can just steal it from someone else and who wouldn't do that I don't know maybe a good person good thing I'm not one of those oh I have to wait for their food to grow oh wait nope never mind there's wheat I'm just taking all of their food reserves for the winter and I'm probably gonna die with them in a cave not even gonna eat most of it oh dude thanks for the leather armor that is just so kind what why do you look so stupid and weird dude you're wearing leaves on your head what is wrong with you what are you oh you're a leather worker it's a terrible profession all right I'm not gonna slave you for trades just yet but until I do that I also don't want you to die so I'm trapping you in your house so you don't kill yourself because you're stupid and if I leave you to your own resources you will find a way to die oh oh I see you don't think you're gonna survive for much longer enjoy your freedom while it lasts cuz I'm coming well guys I really want to hit the iron golem I don't want to do it oooh oh he's angry alright well now I can't go near him it's definitely worth it oh yes bread they're all just gonna starve what do you want huh you can't even come through the 1x2 hole I'll just punch you to death hmm should have seen that one coming all right well that world was good while it lasted hardcore Season 2 number 2 alright maybe this one will go a little bit better okay not a bad spawn oh wait there's a village right here yes oh man this is great I can get right back to stealing people's things which just happens to be one of my favorite hobbies yeah I'm taking your bed also and your chests because I do not like you I don't even need a second bed I'm gonna take it anyways oh how selfish of them to hoard all this food and not let me have any well this ought to teach them a lesson way isn't it like when you ring Bell they all run away yeah look at them they're all running into their houses wait now that's perfect yeah go in your house and then I can just trap you in there now you can't die what are you looking at kid yeah that's right yeah you better run I'm asserting my dominance I'm gonna rule this village with an iron fist cows oh wait hold on we don't have wheat yet we need wheat anyone have wheat what when I said we don't have wheat I was literally holding three stacks of wheat okay all right cows you thought that you could just live a nice peaceful life on the Savannah nah nah you're coming with me I see you I see you further down don't think I'm gonna forget you you're all coming with me look at them they're so dumb they just follow my wheat idiots I hate them oh ho God I'm surrounded by cows I don't like it you guys are gonna pay for your crimes what crimes existing across the river do it I don't remember there being so many where did these all come from there were like four right well why are there like eight cows I don't know man come on guys come to Papa I promise you you're gonna get all this week it's gonna be so good and tasty yeah just just keep following it can I please get rid of that achievement in the upper right I have played Minecraft before I have played minecraft for 10 years no stop giving I don't care I know how to craft wood planks dude I've known how to craft wood plank since I was 7 years old actually more like since I was 4 years old and no that is not a joke you guys okay okay no don't worry about it guys that's normal they just had a collective aneurysm for a moment come on we're almost there yep just squeeze on through I need to have shelter by the first night wood instead I spent like half the day herding cows into a pit why I don't know dude I'm a psychopath okay all right right there's a good location don't get in my way no you're not supposed to go in it yet s-stop no I can't mine it if you're in the way oh no I'm accidentally hitting them trying to mine it I wouldn't want them to feel any pain would i okay get back here come on your destiny awaits you and in the hole you go oh wait don't think that I would forget you mr. nope you are gonna live out the same terrible fate as all of your friends you know what to do whoops my finger slipped alright there we go let's have them all make children now all right have fun I'm gonna go continue to pillage this village all right now that I've pillaged them for everything they have and left them to starve it's time to go mining so that I can get armor because if they die that's fine but if I die no that's not okay an armor stops me from dying what are you guys what why what are you doing in the well you can't even get out how what alright whatever y'all have fun dying in there you ready guys I'm gonna do one of those cool cut edits where everything happens really fast alright and now that we have tools that don't suck quite as much it's time to go mining right after I slaughter these cows for food alright I would take the time to like lure them all the way up there but I'm too lazy to so I'm just gonna kill all of them alright off we go you know this is kind of the scariest part of any hardcore world because you're at the point where like you have enough stuff that you don't want to die but also you don't have enough stuff that you can protect yourself against time so you're just like never safe oh that's a big boy cave I don't like that I feel like it's gonna fall on me oh dude what a cool cave it literally just ends right there dude why why why oh we found another and this one ends right here too perfect exactly what I wanted for every cave that I don't find a sheep dies that's the rule shut up why do I like making fun of Minecraft animals so much this is a real cave no that's just like a lake wow this mountain is lame why is everything made out of gravel Jesus Christ I don't want gravel oh and I somehow ran in a circle and made it back to the village amazing this is a cave maybe no okay I mean I could just go dig to find one but I'm too lazy for that is this a real cave a real one that doesn't end after twelve blocks I think we're in luck oh yes iron give it to me the sooner I am rid of my garbage stone tools the sooner I'll be happy yeah skeleton No if I die if I die if I die okay see that's what I mean dude you hit me twice and I'm like about to die this is scary okay actually this cave is really small and bad also like the iron that I got is everything in here hey sheep remember what said would happen if I didn't find another good cave oh yeah he knows he's trying to get away haha okay well that was a terrible terrible day we got 8-iron I'm very disappointed in myself rafting what whoa whoa what was that crafting what crafting why why crafting crafting what I don't understand chat edit box what Buffy chat edit box chat edit box can you stop coughing oh my god no how do I turn that off chat edit box no I don't want no chat no stop okay it's fine we just won't open chat crafting no I need to try this off it's really menu is it gonna react but no it's gonna narrate the whole time I'm trying to turn it off options accessibility settings Oh accent narrator off Matt I defeated him think about it he had the same narrator off and he knew those were the last words he would ever speak oh and on that note we just found a cave woo iron we like iron it's good guys I found some illegal water sugar King yes another cave whoa whoa there are too many directions like your skeleton where are you don't think I don't hear you yeah I see you there you ain't surprising me guys watch this game remove they can't get me now I mean actually they can because there wasn't enough gravel but you know what I mean look at them they're fighting each other no no no don't fight me fight each other no guys you haven't no it was really funny when you were fighting each other go back to that this is not as funny cuz I actually might die alright we're just gonna hold ourselves up in here it's fine we'll just build our house here this is exactly what I wanted to happen you know what I needed to cook some iron anyways this is fine there we go you know what I think this place is quite cozy put my bed down I am living the life in here you know I can't really think of any ways we could improve our current situation I mean it's just perfect are you still there I think we might be safe no we are not safe I am going back in my hole and I somehow messed it up no no no no no no no know that no no not allowed okay deep breaths it's gonna be okay all right you know what new first priority is to get some foods so that I'm not on one and a half hearts a silver fish could easily kill me right now and that is just not what we want oh yes that makes me very happy to watch all right so now what we're gonna do is take our stupid bad stone tools and just throw them in this hole and then cover them up never to be seen again because now we have iron tools which are not stupid or bad oh yeah look at that I even had enough for some armor a bucket and the shield all right now I actually feel somewhat safe to go outside so that's what I'm gonna do all right skeleton you think you're so cool huh with your bow and arrow what you gonna do I have a shield you can't even shoot through it yeah that's right you're gonna die because you are worthless and nobody likes you no no no stop stop stop you just hit yourself with your own arrow twice in a row how does it feel oh no no no no no no no no no I'm running I'm running no no no no no no that is one heart one heart is not that many hearts okay and we're gonna stay here for a moment Wow okay that was too close for comfort can you leave me alone you know I wouldn't kill you if you weren't so annoying I very easily could have died there oh I hear lava all right nope I'm scared I'm running away all right and we're back home so I think I'm gonna build my house in the very center of this village and then I'm just gonna cert my dominance on the city it's gonna be great how are there five of you in there are you really that dumb you could walk anywhere but you just had to go in the well all right this is a necessary precaution I literally have to wall you off from the outside world because if I don't you will die Bassam bees will come up in here and kill you it's really come to this I can't even trust you to like stand still I'm not gonna cover them up completely though I still want them to be scared hey I didn't put them in there okay they wanted to be in there that's why they went there it's not my fault that the zombies will be constantly tormenting them since I didn't cover it up completely all right you boys have fun in there all right that is the end of the video thank you for watching let me know if you liked it because I'm probably gonna do more of these unless literally everyone watching this hated it also just warning you my next upload is a little bit weird okay don't don't expect something normal it's definitely out of the ordinary for me I'm just gonna be trying out new stuff alright thank you for watching bye

Channel: Boffy

Views: 1,617,387

Keywords: gaming, minecraft

Id: CmmaCXtVYTg

Length: 11min 5sec (665 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 09 2019