Minecraft's Time Freeze Mod Is Hilarious!

this video i can control space and time in minecraft this means if i speed up or slow down time moves with me by the way please subscribe this is this girl at my college that i'm trying to impress and i think i'd i'd look i'd have better chances with 10 million over 8 million so please subscribe enjoy the video everyone jump would you like my robbie oh guys and now now you're ready try and mine this tree rambo okay okay no oh yeah look at me go my hand is a dragon look at my stick this is my special stick this makes me quick follow me boys all right let's go right oh okay tommy look at me what's up man we've seen that you can slow down someone i can slow down time wilbur and i can make people love me how many ninjas so what's the catch come on well i mean i could control space in time but i wouldn't speak to me with that attitude this is definitely the most powerful mod you've brought us i'm so powerful i i will but wilbert wilbur from now on i want you to call me tommy the rock in it okay tommy the rocket do you think i could have this do you think i could ever go with a stick at some at some point tommy ninja what do you reckon you're you've always been my advisor let me let me tell you something here mr tommy i recommend that we don't give it to me but he has addictive tendencies remember can you hold this and now you sprint an hour mind this okay thanks rambi can you drop it back okay hey no no no wait hey wait no hand it back please no i don't have to give it back to you i can just i can just keep it right fine guess i'll make a sword that's cool i'll just mine some stuff hey i'm just trying to hey man i'm just trying to mine hand me the stick look there's a village over here oh i i've ran out of sprint i've ran out of time and time is back in miami's ninja ninja come to the village pal why are you still an eagle skin for the record well you know it's basically become a part of me tommy you know i'm like outside of my own head he's doing the british thing why is he doing an accident where did you guys build this home you guys didn't tell me you invited my brother uh stephen over related to the villagers i am absolutely related to a minecraft mob that's ridiculous yeah he wants you to stop doing that thing with him at seven o'clock every night yeah hang on let me just yeah tommy he says he's gonna call the authorities next time what have you been doing a little bit of time smashing a little bit of drugs ninja you know what i i'm gonna be i'm not feeling very uh could you uh could you take the stick for a bit absolutely oh my god it's called the time stick i love it hey ninja i'd like to have a go with the time stick at some point for sure i'd love to i'll give it to you wilbur when you're all good and old enough and ready okay i'm 24 years old oh shut up there's a lot of them oh there you go okay why don't you hand it to robbie don't go crazy this time promise honestly this was what the people were thinking i'm good i'm good i think i'm just gonna hold on to it just a little oh god i don't want them why did your voice give him hey you can't you literally can't escape here and i know you press q okay okay okay okay oh that's all up in the home ninja let's hold up in the home like elderly like elderly people oh there's a bit of a group thing going on oh tommy they say that they would like a little bit more of um a larger house well yeah guys i caught can i speak to them okay okay no no they are not from the north okay i'll stab oh wait sorry misdirected anger nice work wilbur can you help me with the mind yeah i'd love to i'd love to i got you drunk oh tell me there we are oh okay okay okay don't hey don't hit me i'll die i will die if i was responsible with the stick then i could have slowed down time oh we need to make sure ever has the [ __ ] stick is so responsible ninja we'll go get back off will in a minute that's [ __ ] [ __ ] okay i've decided there's a lot of things i want to do in this world you give you give a man a stick and he'll eat for a day you teach a man to stick and i forgot how this one goes i think i have some plans and you're not involved okay so i'm going to ask you to leave and go and join the others i have a plan well goodbye rambo you guys having a good time no we're not sorry me ninja are kind of bunking right now and you're kind of treading on a vibe the thing is wilbur told me to leave so it's just like i do you just want me to go like by myself he just said something about like give a man a stick and he'll eat it or something it was really weird they want to take it from me they want to take the time stick from me i've seen them i've seen them they want to take the time stick from me i need to get somewhere don't know where i can have the time stick forever i don't care about completing the game playing minecraft who actually plays minecraft now you kind of sound like you could box tommy like a fish wait has it gone right it's gone really slow wilbur has the stick still wait wait a minute wait wait you gave him the [ __ ] stick ramboo oh this is horrible my brain works at the same speed the world moves slower time is meaningless now maybe i give them a second normal speed i'll grant you normal speed [ __ ] why is he talking like that right let's just [ __ ] let's just join his vc come on everyone where the [ __ ] are you oh hello tommy why are you sounding like you've been down the chippy about five times tonight will i'm fine tommy how are you i'm slow yeah we're not having a good i'm trying to beat the game you're ruining it it's slow well maybe if you just took the time to enjoy it you'll be able to see the reach the level of enlightenment i'm at well where are you ninja's just you've just you're just building straight you didn't know you just went straight upwards i'm gonna tell you slow down i'm gonna jump off here and i don't want to die ready hang on here we go it doesn't change you may talk to me from down there underling you need not come up in fact i'm going to slow you down yeah if you slow down if you don't speed this turn around please turn around do not come up with the money i'm gonna build about 20 90s in about five seconds and crank my ass up there don't you dare crank your ass in front of me ninja ninja ninja come back stop doing 90s i'm gonna get dirty there we go there we go you're lucky what are you doing up there look tommy we all spend far too much time rushing you know how important i think it is to just take everything in slowly but the problem is time tommy time is not putty yet the stick you've given me allows me to smelt it yeah but will you just delaying the inevitable yeah we live what we would live but slower you will learn to accept me get out of my vc one day you'll understand what have you done take a screenshot this isn't our meme and rambo's the one that gave him the [ __ ] thing that he would turn into a prophet you didn't think he turned into a doctor [ __ ] i could still create you in slow motion [ __ ] how do we okay how do we solve this one i'll tell you what you guys go over there and bring to my plan i'll do a little bit of negotiating okay okay okay all right honestly i'm i'm not comfortable with what's happening wilber what if we stay more than 30 blocks away bro can you unshift please see where those sheep are tommy get past them okay there you go so we'll stay good i'll give you some of this oh yeah say thank you thank you thank you all right wilbur has gone clinically insane but i have a little bit of a solution all right everyone okay here's what no here's what we'll do here's what i have an idea ninja you stay here and negotiate i'll give you you make us a house here right arrow boat's gonna have to stay over there but we'll be this will be our holiday home rambu what if we make him a peace statue out of those nice blocks from over there yeah yeah i think he's like a statue of himself right ninja you speak to the guy we'll prepare a statue if we get slowed one bit i'm gonna lose my [ __ ] okay remy can i be honest with where are you hey calm down i am not past the wall on slow time so kindly yes you're good easy we don't want you to be some sort of false prophet no i'm not false i'm not false i've been telling you nothing but truth oh interesting isn't it even telling you something but truth yet there you are in your tower of towers looking upon us as peasants of peasants are you shooting a boat listen to me ninja tell me how you feel when i do this okay oh yeah yeah i feel real good well i've made a machine that allows me to do this infinitely so here's the thing ninja if you upset me with this negotiation i will never use that machine again if i like this negotiation i will consider using the machine again we could just we could just kill him we could just no we try piece first murder is only the second second and then the third option don't want to go to that one you give me the stick and i don't kill you right now where you stand ninja i understand you are you are you are young i'm older than you you're a young man in journey and you and you've got a lot to learn give another stick right now head [ __ ] help i was supposed to negotiate so like can i have like some sort of like you know tell them i have switched on the machine for one minute one minute okay thank you wait he didn't has he has he made a house he doesn't ninja it's night time where's the house uh so uh the house i was too busy negotiating and then he started shooting arrows that means you really start shooting arrows i don't know how we got arrows he seems to be evolving um we have about 45 seconds left i think until he slows it back down oh never mind he already did we're gonna make a friendly statue before our second option which is murder have you got an idea for the third option ninja yeah i do i do i do we incept his mind we do what yeah we incept you guys ever seen the movie inception i i i it actually worked i tried it on my my underling you've been so good today i'm going to turn on the machine for five laps enjoy okay remember build the statue but the statue the war oh well it's a surprise for you is it because you've realized that i was right and that i'm actually helping you by letting you live longer yes you're very welcome in fact i'll go back to slowing down time now so you can live longer oh wait well we can't we can't beat it back up speed it back up for fun well look at this statue we made it's a statue of you because you're our ruler look how beautiful it is well look now you have one nipple i can't type is that me looks like it looks like donald trump we did not build a donald trump statue well but i i more like to think of this as obama you're our next obama i don't want to be obama i want to be the warlock of the mountain will you remind me of obama we made is that a statue to the warlock of the mountains yes yes yes you will get 10 laps of the machine you know if i do if i turn it on for too long you'll die oh what do you mean you know i give it to you as a treat sometimes no no about fast food making you die yes many many clinical trials have proven that fast food is bad for your health i'm turning off the machine wait wait he can read what i'm typing i thought i was typing to you guys i'm coming down guys wait no wait no wait ninja wait wait no don't come wait wait wait okay land on this ladder land on this ladder oh i trusted you i didn't have a water bucket you just jumped down this hole and said i'm coming down wait rambo if you come down i might be able to clutch up all right i'm on my way just give me a second i have to open up this door stick to the left hand side all right and then here's a ladder for you [Music] oh [ __ ] did you go to him and please him all right that's the least i could do be the ninja tyler fortnight blood he left the corner ah for sunrise i wish i'd angled my mountain towards the sun but i can still mighty wilbur i am just coming to thee with the intent of learning from the great magical wand however please save me from this zombie well let me let me show you this do you see that oh i do see that shot oh see how close see how close it's getting oh look look look look look ready oh see teach me your face you know what go with arrow with one you know what sure come up oh oh wait ninjas we did it wait what was it plan a didn't work you know what we do rambu we make a [ __ ] diamond axe and we go we go [ __ ] slaughter yeah there's even a little passage for you look look look i'll show you you may need to break some blocks look so if i do this and then i do this and then you can get up into that space oh i'm so close yes so close to learning you've almost reached the learning point no no no no no no no yeah you bastard you little [ __ ] the [ __ ] [Applause] you ruined my trust you've soiled me i didn't mean to soil ninja i'm soiled i'll make the diamond axe i'll make you a diamond shovel for the bling here's your gucci shovel i've got my rods i'm gonna rob bbp this [ __ ] you [ __ ] up will look at what i'm holding a diamond axe are you gonna chop down trees fast or something you're gonna chop your lungs in half and then you'll only and then you'll breathe half as slow i'm gonna dig up your grave with my shovel you have a peaceful rambu hey man i just don't like being slow i'm warning you now there are a lot of things i haven't shown you yet you sound like most adult that i've ever spoke to ever you're gonna start counting to three or something nailed it oh wait wait wait no don't shoot me like that you turn around and you go back to your lives and i'll continue to make things slow or i go nuclear on you nuclear yeah why don't you go nuke it i'm gonna go get myself oh come on come up here we'll go nuclear don't you just stand here i want you to watch me commit the nuclear option okay i'm standing i'm standing right here i'm being held here how did you forget obsidian this is my nuclear option what what is no no no no no no oh my god this is okay here we go i've got my stone pickaxe at hand ninja wait you take this gun ninja all right you know how they work trust me i have never missed a shot you know what they call me dude they call me bullseye ninja why do they call you balls i ninja wait let me take a look at those eyes of yours oh i see it i see it yeah yeah this is literally gonna be like five minutes can you just we'll just uh wait here i guess yeah yeah i'm down to wait you know randy you want to talk about [Music] well he shot me oh my god i got it it's empty hey fellas look out at the statue oh he's down there you're never gonna take me are you gonna die today [ __ ] tommy listen to me tell me listen to me what what do you have to say to us ruin this game we were standing right still i'll yank you off right i can do it i've got you i've got you on my back why did you open fire what do you have to say to us up there ninja what the hell i think we're good now guys i got it ninja ninja wait sprint and drop the stick we stay in sprint forever if we destroy the stick before wow sprinting hey guys we need to go to the nether i'm not i'm not here for the stick i'm not here for the stick ninja we need to destroy that destroyer if anyone knows the troubles that the stick causes it's me it's okay honestly we'll find us a nice little lava pit and we'll burn it wait is this is this a big enough pit oh no it's a one pit remember we need to go to the nether full fire pit i found a lava pit okay if we get through this then we go to the nether we'll be able to throw it into the fiery pits of hell no way it can come back yeah here i'll be honest it could probably come back right you're so talented oh man that really means a lot coming from you what else do you think i'm good you're good at going viral tommy hey are you calling him a super spreader that's not good it's like viral meaning virus the other sense of the word i i took it as a different it just becomes a lot less funny the more that i talk so oh rambo can you mine this really yeah just come on okay oh oh oh you ready everyone all right let's do this oh okay let me make a little tower for us though i've totally been wanting to get rid of the stick the whole time guys i don't want it ninja throw the stick in do you want to come over here and just chat with me for a second why don't you just throw the sticks yes yes ninja yes that's the actual stuff guys ready to throw this on everyone we're gonna throw this okay guys oh god i've gotta jump i gotta jump no you chase time wait you need to wait you busted oh

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Length: 18min 28sec (1108 seconds)

Published: Fri May 07 2021