Minecraft but I have 1,000,000 Emeralds

I'm gonna become the richest person in Minecraft by collecting a million emeralds now I do have some special items to help me on my quest but first I need my first Emerald hello sir can I trade you my firstborn child for one of your glorious green emeralds no 20 we tie you drive a hard bargain sir good thing I found these hay bales in the middle of nowhere look at them look at him hiding in the bushes I see you oh gosh there's two of them they're multiplying all right give me some emeralds my dude yeah Emerald obtained thank you boys now not only did I get an emerald from that I also got an emerald shop portal let's hop in shall we this is where the money people go and here I can spend my emeralds to get these items to get more and more emeralds but first I'm too poor hold on hold on let me steal some more grass I mean find some more naturally spawned wheat here you go sir I naturally found this wheat okay now that I got 10 emeralds I can get my yourself some Emerald shears and doing such a good job I deserve Emerald cheers well looks like I can shear sheep to drop Emerald blocks oh my goodness thanks dude that's a lot of emeralds man can I borrow your hair thank you buddy does it work on beehives oh gosh they are not happy I'm sorry I thought I would get like Emerald honey or something that's my bad okay okay are we cool are we cool here you can have your honeycomb back sorry buddies dude these are man man their butt that's what he knows somebody means business all right let's do some spending shall we six Emerald blocks dude 54 emeralds already now that's quite notable I can already get my next upgrade the emerald rocket probably should use it outside right I just can't win to that what the heck is that dude one upgrade at a time one upgrade at a time all right Emerald rocket let's see what you got dude oh it just explodes into a bunch of emeralds all right now we're talking wait hold on tree don't steal my emeralds hold on all that weight if I launch some of these Rockets down below at the explode up top yes wow ah yes money does grow on trees it does look like the emerald Rocket's reusable too so that'll give me a good amount of emeralds here imagine the villagers just watching a dude lighting fireworks made of money yeah isn't that awesome dude I like how generally uninterested he is the sky's reigning money he's like well back to staring off into nothing Miss what's next on our shopping list an emerald farmer all right uh I'll take a couple of those I guess I like their hat they're very cute I hold a man in my hands hold on can I also afford oh never mind all right I bought way too many farmers hold on Emerald farmer I'm not really sure what to expect with this oh there he goes it looks like he's planted something there you go buddy yeah there we go you planted emeralds my dude he's so focused he's just oh yeah whoa all right well that was his whole mission in life he shows up he plants emeralds and then he dies forever oh man there they are our beautiful emerald Harvest and now give me the emeralds how many do I get for this oh Stacks dude heck yeah get him buddy get em buddy keep going boys yeah I like having a farm full of money oh they make such a nice little sound now the real question is how good are these Farmers dude these farmers are good man they could plant on top of trees harvest my beautiful can they plant underwater no good job buddy buddy can you plant on Stone dude these these clams anywhere these guys are resilient I'm sorry I'm too curious all right well I guess they don't grow on lava we have learned our lessons so if I sound like there's two emeralds stuck up my nose I'm getting over a cold everyone wish me well in the comments okay otherwise I'll sound like this forever I'm gonna buy one more of these farmers and not put them in the lava and I'm also gonna get an emerald excavator whoa that's a big spoon apparently I can use this to mine big chunks oh wow yeah and it gives me emeralds at the same time I can't dude oh now we're making money who needs wheat when you've got grass to beat turning dirt into money now we're talking dude this is a dirty job yeah yeah give me all the money you have thank you very much it's like I'm robbing the Earth put him up give me all the money you have Mother Nature yeah yeah dude hold on hold on you're staring at the chimney I guess hold on stay right there I'll come to you there we go all right what's up buddy ah yes what a nice looking chimney you have why why is he looking at the chimney dude are you okay he's like no don't worry sir your ordinary chimney will now become a money chimney where'd he go oh hi normal house how about Emerald house normal tree there much better hey can someone oh I gotta sneeze hold on huh excuse me so sorry let me just wipe my nose real quick all right that's enough playing around what's next on the shopping list dude a credit card okay I'll take that I don't have enough emeralds bro how am I supposed to get a million emeralds if I can't even like hold a thousand of them all right credit card acquired the credit card took all my money away wait hold on can I use this oh dude sick look the credit card automatically collects the emeralds oh it makes a nice little good old digitized currency it's the ethereum of Minecraft this is gonna help so much I was like how am I supposed to fit a million diamonds in my small little inventory oh that's so satisfying dude give me all the money it's a rain and money actually that would hurt a lot dude just giant gems raining from this guy oh gosh what happens this is gonna be so weird oh God go my minions give me the emeralds it's kind of creepy how they look at me right in the eyes before exploding into nothingness all right 6 000 emeralds were still very far away from a million but we're making some progress it looks like it's hammer time okay never mind it'll be hammer time in just one moment whoa it's dark ah mob's leveled up oh shoot dude I had a feeling I'd get too rich for my own good the zombies are after my money okay oh gosh oh that's a lot of zombies attack ground smash oh oh this is awesome I do like a full ground pal that it slams them into I don't know whenever these zombies Go zombie Heaven hot ground smash oh mob's leveled up means nothing to me dude I got an emerald Hammer whoa what the heck is that hey whoa oh I know just where to take my hammer to let's put our money Hammer to some good use eh yeah oh that's so cool smash dude that is so sick it's like the emeralds go underground and shoot up yeah take that Mr Pillager yeah yeah watch out oh gosh sorry horse my bad I fight for the villagers and I use their money as Weapons hello and take that be gone with you this is awesome man what kind of loot do I have wait I don't need money I'm so rich enough as is ouch don't worry Mr Golem I will save you there you go who needs to break the walls when he could break the floor instead I'm almost at ten thousand there we go 10 000 emeralds can I afford something cool am I rich enough for the cool Club 5 000 gets me a villager Miner Don't Mind If I Do 35 000 I get a villager vehicle okay that's my next goal I need that Mr villager minor friend do you mind what's that I see is that crafty merch under your tree well if not there's not much time to get to your very own crafty lime uh sorry I couldn't think of a better rhyme we don't sell limes as merch go to crafty dot store to get your very own crafty holiday merch today there you go just go ahead and break that for me oh my bad sorry didn't know he was dangerous look at him go dude yeah little villager rescuing everybody good job dude does he go on forever this guy's awesome he's got a little Emerald pickaxe sorry I'm looking at your booty did not mean to do that what's up little goodness he goes on forever he's not as fast as me though check it out I'm faster than you take that we shall work together you and I get him buddy 8 000 we're making progress can I let out a bunch at once that guy's going oh yeah go boys I shall make a wall of miners go go and in the in the meantime let me get some sunlight up in here so we can plant our Emerald oh man there we go dude I'm gonna have that villager vehicle in no time sorry boys looks like you're in the dark over here let me light this place up a little bit much better this is awesome dude villager miners go go go I've got a whole assembly line dude the Villager miners make a giant hole underground then I just get the emerald Farmers to farm I don't exactly know why the emerald farmers can Farm on tap a stone but I'm not complaining I'm rich boys and congested but that's besides the point yeah we're about to hit a hundred thousand keep going gentlemen watch out for the pig just a little bit more inners go oh shoot I just put the farmers my bad guys my bad the farmers are like in these conditions and a hundred thousand dude now before we make our next upgrade I think I have one more thing I want to mine ah now that's satisfying shall I say it get em boys all right let's head to the shop here oops I'll take an emerald portal thank you and I'll take a villager vehicle and I can also afford an emerald golem I guess this multiplies how many emeralds I get which is kind of awesome all right Mr Golem hey there he is oh I love dude oh he's he's awesome look Mr Golem it's your dad is honestly so cute dude and now it says Emerald multiplier so I guess anything that I do will multiply the amount of emeralds I get good job buddy keep multiplying hey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh now we're talking there he's like yeah yeah yeah you want more money I got you yeah dude we're making money fast all right Emerald portal time oh my gosh I thought I would go to like an emerald Dimension no it's just vomits out emeralds again oh and mobs leveled up fantastic mobs are one and a half times bigger well that's cool I'll just sit and drown in my tears of emeralds what's that I can't hear you I'm just showering in money oh my goodness dude they're here to stop me from getting money come here oh they're already dead okay well so much for upgraded mobs dude they are massive though I gotta be a little careful and now the time you've been waiting for villager vehicle oh snap dude so it looks like there's a drill at the end of it can I drill through blocks yes I can pardon me blocks excuse me oh and it gives me Emerald is I mine oh heck yeah pardon me just doing my job excuse me excuse me sorry guys pardon me coming through this is awesome dude what a nice way to mine yeah get him no oh this is satisfying it's like mowing the grass I'm already well past a hundred thousand how you doing over there Golem sorry excuse me big sorry pardon me excuse me hold on can I put this on top of the Pillager Outpost oh yeah I can no I'm just gonna give this Pillager Outpost just a little haircut here there we are looking much better yeah destruction take that Pillager Outpost now that's looking much better I don't think the vehicle damages mobs yeah I could just use it to rescue the Iron Golem there you go buddy enjoy your life okay so the thing I really want is the Golem crafty suit I need 600 000 and worlds for that oh if I did my math right I can buy one more Golem and I can buy an Emerald Meteor oh I'm scared hey what's up boys you ready to make some money I'm hoping with the times three multiplier oh gosh what is this call down an Emerald Meteor uh-oh causes massive damage okay I used it oh gosh there's the meteor oh my goodness yo villagers get down dude although it's falling money yeah go boom oh my word I can't tell if that gave me emeralds or not is that how you get emeralds from the sky let's try this again oh here we go this looks so intimidating dude yeah it gives me like 25 000 emeralds not bad whoa look at this cave dude can I send it down here watch out boys ah yes a totally normal day Emerald so much whoa these these eyes are not so minor and more looks like whatever upgrade happened to the mobs upgraded my miners as well I'll take it all right boys is it shopping time you know what I just realized if I name um and you Earl then together they make emerald come on Emerald boys just need one more and call him next up we've got Boom the bank of Minecraft not to be confused with the Banksy of Minecraft he just goes around spray painting trees it generates a bank that harvests emeralds for me oh my goodness whoa guys M Earl you guys okay oh no I think I planted the bank on top of them guys you okay in there hello your boys okay oh there you are oh that was a close one I stopped falling in the hole oh goodness gracious well regardless we got ourselves a nice Bank hello boys I just realized we've already generated a hundred thousand emeralds already you guys have been doing a great job here I shall give you a raise there you are yes I give raises from explosions as good bank bosses do yes hello you're staring at a painting guys I don't pay you to stand here and look at art oh I think this might be a computer never mind keep doing your stuff also please look at art art is awesome good job boys there you are oh it ended up on the ceiling for your hard work I give you a hammer for your hard work I give you my shovel and for your hard work I give you a dude actually that that's a little weird instead how about I get giant Emerald Meteor alright please use it for good and not for evil he's going to use it for evil isn't he okay well the bank was a fantastic investment which does make sense I'm already up to 319 000 emeralds so I'm gonna get myself the Villager air strike oh it's a cute little plane oh gosh way dog okay not so cute not so cute whoa dude look whoa the planes fly and drop Emerald TNT holy cow dude that's awesome oh oh sorry cows oh gosh I should be careful when I call my airstrikes guys wait I found the bank fault what do they hide behind this glorious Bank fault huh uh looks like blue wool why do we have blue wool stored inside of a locked bank vault the currency of our future sheep's hair you heard it here boys invest invest blue wool it's gonna stonk speaking of Investments my friends it's time for another one looks like I can afford a liquid Emerald Forge which sounds incredible dude and while I'm at it I'm gonna buy another bank of Minecraft we have expanded they're literally touching each other my Corporation has two locations one here and one here now your whole goal guys is you gotta generate more profit than the neighbors what the heck happened here guys who left their lunch don't you know we're a vegan Bank okay I've eaten 65 pieces of bread today you think that's on purpose you think that's for fun you think that's because I like eating 700 carbs a day no it's because I believe in the environment or something okay boys have a good day I'll give you the pork chop back now I don't know how big this liquid Emerald Forge is gonna be so I'm gonna place it a little further away from the bank here it's probably a good idea I cleared this area out as well excuse me this is a construction zone I'm just building a giant liquid Forge oh this is actually quite satisfying I feel kind of bad taking out the trees look out pigs it's for the good of the people and by people I mean my bank account oh gosh am I a bad guy in this I feel like I'm a bad guy in every other video of mine okay hopefully I cleared out enough of an area here the pigs are all the way over the air should be fine watch out boys oh my gosh it's huge oh my goodness oh no I broke the villagers seats there you go boys sorry I'll make you some chairs real quick okay that's better I like how the computer's still alive man these guys are dedicated and focused oh my goodness we are generating some serious cash dude wait wait wait wait before I hit a million I have one more upgrade I want to make and yeah the Golem crafty suit heck yeah dude oh weird it's like liquefying the emeralds I got so much money I'm full liquid that's a financial joke that No One's Gonna understand all right let's do this oh I look insane dude oh my gosh guys when I jump and land I explode take this this is for the villagers a million emeralds we've done it boys celebration I shall trample the rest of this Outpost as celebration of villagers I stand with the Villagers and you should too but first yes gentlemen can I withdraw some emeralds please I have a plan here you go Village friends the only thing better than having money is sharing it there you go little buddy subscribe if you enjoyed the video and we'll see you in the next one

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Id: fBxlWpJvwR4

Length: 17min 50sec (1070 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 30 2022