Minecraft but Cows beat the game for you

all right minecraft but cows beat the game yup you can now find cows made up of various different resources they can also mine for you attack with swords and even shoot crossbows and when you drink these cows special types of milk you'll be able to fast track through all sorts of different parts of the game there's special new recipes that we'll need to get our hands on in order to unlock all their new move sets and once we do we're off to the ender dragon to face it head on that's right we've got some serious beef they're telling me this creature is gonna help me defeat minecraft huh right i'll believe it when i see it all right guys first things first as usual get some wood make a crafting table make a pickaxe i guess while you're here betsy i could use some food as well don't mind if betsy stop struggling this is part of your life whoa what's that did it just did it just drop itself oh the child doesn't want to look oh never mind it's fine with it seriously what cow i just picked up a whole cow in my hand uh what okay hold on let me try this again what's the story here bets you holding out on me got some i didn't drop it that time come on hey it drops it when i use my pickaxe what am i like mining the cow okay that's a little weird can i do anything with this let me see cow oh i can whoa wooden cow stone cow bed cow fighter cow archer cow what are these okay how do i make the wooden cow oak logs and one cow okay okay let me see what this is about okay guy in the middle oak logs around it [Music] a wooden cow what happens if i a a wooden cow well i don't know what i was expecting okay hold on so what do you drop are you are you like a special what do i get from you i get anything special from it what if i milk it okay the journey continues we need to find a village perfect okay because i need to get my hands on a bucket not one chest in any of these houses how am i supposed to get iron this is pres trading oh ooh okay look man i'm sorry has to be done there we go just enough too i got just enough we need a little bit more oak logs now but we have a bucket at least okay wooden cow so let's try milk wooden milk wooden milk okay so i don't know should i drink this i'm gonna get a bunch of splinters let's see what happens oh oh wow i just got so much wood stuff look at all the logs i just got and collect those and i got seven crafting tables and a wood sword so can i just can i just keep milking you and getting let me see whoa dude it just keeps giving me wooden supplies no way oh my gosh see mama was right drink your milk this is what happens you get all sorts of wood okay but hold on there were other cows how do i get a stone cow oh just eight cobblestone and i still have one more cow left okay well find a cave that happens to be one right here we already have our bucket so all we need are eight pieces of kerbable stone and now i can pretty much craft everywhere i've got like infinite crafting tables okay stone cow we're gonna make a stone cow right now okay let's see stone cow i want i wonder if i can always get another cow i wonder if any of them drop anything let me give give give well i got i at least got a cow back so it doesn't look like they drop anything when we kill them so okay how about you what do you give me stone milk okay kind of reminds me of cold stone ice cream or something let me see what did i get hey diamond i got diamond for that what else did i get i got so much wood i got to get rid of this hey get back here i need more supplies drink the stone milk okay what do we get for that we just got iron can we just what we got we got iron we got stone this is like i see i'm starting to understand how it's gonna beat the game for me you can literally get all of the items you would normally need to mine for or chop down trees for the whole shebang all from this little innocent soul man i am gonna ring your udders dry i'm not i'm not creepy well okay this just saved us a whole lot of time i don't even like need to go into the caves to get iron we already have enough iron here i assume for the next what is this fighter cow a fighter cow what that's not even what i was looking for i was just looking for the iron cow let me see iron cow oh my gosh okay okay so we just need iron ingots as expected uh it's time to make a furnace mine up some of this get to cooking so i probably don't need any of these if i'm about to get the iron cow let me see i mean it makes enough sense and those fighter cows have me thinking like could could we use those against the dragon bro i would be through oh you know we still need another cow oh look they're hanging out with each other i'm sorry to do this hey the stone one didn't oh okay iron cow acquired high you look friendly not really but you know that's okay let's see what do you got for me iron milk i could have told you that one so what do we get for our troubles bro bro blocks of iron wow what is this like the ultimate hack i'm gonna get so much iron right now i could make some more iron golems i could have like a little army going i mean what i'm just gonna burn through a bunch of cat i just got iron pickaxe for my trouble this is real good where'd my bucket go oh it actually gave me some iron buckets okay so it's stacked up there all right let's see boom okay that's a lot of gear well i don't even need to mine iron anymore i just got three stacks of iron from that iron cow now the diamond cow we can't afford it yet we only got four diamonds for our trouble before uh i assume we're gonna need eight so we do have a bit of a halfway now there was a fighter cow i'm wondering let me see let me see cow archer cow minorca there's a minor cow hey oh and we have everything we could we can make that right now i think coal okay turn that into some torches yes okay once we got that in theory we should i'm wondering if i can use a slightly used pickaxe here put that in and then a cow miner cow a miner cow wow well he is small he certainly looks like a miner okay let's test this out i mean this is this is the best cave system i could ever ask for so then let me see do i just no way no way the cow is biting the cow's mining i love and he even puts down little lights here and there i love how do i can i get you back how do i i want no we want to go we want to go deeper he's he's just he's not even listening okay well i'm gonna let him do his thing we we just we just need more cows okay well it's pitch black now and okay we've got some company but i think i have everything i need let me see cow sword fighter cow oh just in time okay let's see what you're made of he's got a little helmet on he's fighting the cow's fighting oh yes yes oh i love this so much get him get him betsy oh i've been waiting for this moment finally the cows have come home i'm so happy about this right now so adorable too actually makes me kind of feel bad for eating beef but you know a little bit well look now we've got a little defender gonna keep us nice and safe uh yeah i can even get more cows a lot all right guys been a little bit got somewhat of an operation going here little wheat farm to feed and breed make machines you see one of them becomes a baby and then one of them's just gots to go surprised i wrangled up this many but one of you has got to be first blood oh i was about to use a sword instead all right guys please to announce we have a whole mess of minor cows so we are going to head into the depths i've got my fighter cow with me right there well i didn't mean to place you but that's that's that's just fine here we go baby wow the legend just diamonds appear right there oh you're looking out okay good well this is as good a sign as any we might as well start with this guy one one right not in my house all right let's do it wait what happened to my other cows oh right here that was weird okay well we'll just not worry too much about it there's another cow why don't you head this way love okay cool and you may as well join your buddy over there and hey while we're at i want you to join your buddy over there look at him going look at him they're going nuts okay i gotta check in on these guys whoa so good no diamonds than this one oh there's some exposed diamond right here okay they did a little bit of work across the board okay wow and right where we stopped you exposed some more diamond ooh a lot too okay well at this point i'm pretty confident we have enough to make a diamond cow oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh no so close i tried to dig down to get more diamond but oh greedy great granny learned my lesson but you know okay once more just just for good measure i think that this is worthwhile plan okay stay out of the way fighter count you're a noble guy but this ain't your time okay so they're gonna get to work meanwhile i gotta go get another cow or maybe it had to be done i'm sorry how much time i just saved not needing to go back to the surface we just got a diamond cow diamond cow where are those buckets in fact i gotta clear my space thirsty thirsty thirsty so what do we get oh my gosh i just got 22 diamonds for that oh this is good no no you come back you're staying with me okay how about this time wow wow oh i love actually great movie okay check this out diamond milk yummy yummy yummy i'll take the diamond helmet i don't know why i keep putting my bucket back in my inventory but you know that's fine i'll gladly trade for all this diamond goodness get back here i ain't done with you yet how about this time we're gonna get for this let me see we got wow so many diamonds hey we got diamond blocks okay meanwhile let's check the damage of what our cows have been up to let me see they exposed some diamonds over there i i guess we could maybe we can get some uh gold going is there is there some gold cows maybe let me see we can definitely afford it well the golden cows made exactly how you would have expected so i'll drink on some gold milk thank you very much yep this is gonna be perfect for the nether we're gonna be able to use all this gold to barter with some piglets and get some fast forwarding done on getting to this ender dragon look at this look at this stock market plummeting all right in we go oh boy i kind of wish i had my cows with me so sad okay so we need to find some piglets and we need to find a fortress okay well this is a good start for piglins a bastion they live here oh boy oh boy oh boy no not what i wanted we got a ditch oh gosh wait why am i even bothering with this aren't there nether cows all right come here you as i expected another cow okay you're oh boy i uh oh gosh oh how am i not good did it even what did it what did it give me it didn't even oh no this isn't nearly as useful as i thought it'd be hey it gives blaze rods oh yes no he lit my diamond cow on fire you monster i needed him still probably i mean i'm pretty good on diamonds to be honest yeah okay guys we went back in new goal we need to get our hands you all ready on some ender pearls from these guys and so what i'm gonna do is drop them all on in yeah get on down i know you won't come on with any luck they should start throwing some serious goodies at us right now go ahead i just got a fire resistance potion thank you for your trouble i think i just accidentally threw in an enchanted book of some sort and we've got so much gold made another gold cow we should have what we need in very due course here i don't see the ender pearl's starting to come in baby coming in hot look they deal it out in like turns one two three looking good so far lots of arrows all right guys many drops later and we're starting to look good more than enough ender pearls more than enough blaze rods and enough obsidian to just get the heck out of here we're definitely gonna need backup for the ender dragon but let's go ahead and find the stronghold first so the journey begins here we go here we go here we go i think i just saw it did it yep right here okay we found it all right guys before we take on the ender dragon i want to see what cows we haven't spawned in yet end cow oh we need end stone for that we haven't spawned in an archer cow yet a bed cow a bed cow oh that could be good for the dragon before we do that even i've got a long journey ahead of me a massacal army with with the magic of editing you don't have to worry about and now the harvest begins and i don't mean the wheat i'd like to thank you three for your immense services but now i gotta see what this bed cow is all about are you gonna be able to escape oh gosh oh well i didn't know that would happen what do i get when i drink bed milk wool oh it might be useful for making beds yeah i don't know if i'm gonna need that we got archer cows now baby they're legit rolling around with a crossbow in their mouth guys we are ready for this dragon and i'm gonna have to call someone about the sky yeah okay let's get these guys at the ready fighter cows archer cows ender eyes big surprise ender dragon we're about to take you on let's jump on it oh uh well i am glad i brought wood with me okay let's spawn these suckers in fighter cows assemble get some of these archer cows in here too this is gonna be and look they're shooting at him i think they're shooting at him oh yes so good the bovine army is so ready right now i'm so happy i don't want to spawn them all in yet okay first order of business these crystals oh man and i hope that magic does not mess up my cows that would not be a good thing get the i don't know i don't know about these spectral arrows causing me some trouble yeah they're going nuts on them look they're shooting the cows are shooting at him i'm so happy oh that makes me so happy in fact oh no one of the archer cows got killed this is a sad story guys okay well that took way longer than i'd care to admit to and i'm almost out of arrows so i'm gonna let the cows do most the damage but i definitely want to at least hit this guy once so that he like comes down or something could you you won't play can we can we be friends can we talk about this a little bit yeah okay he's headed down now baby what's good not my aim finally got him once okay all right let's see it let's see it come on we're gonna go yes look they're shooting the cows are shooting at him so good so good oh gosh yikes okay okay fighter cows getting shot up i'm gonna eat some apples okay you know they're actually they're actually kind of going nuts on them i like this i hope i brought enough cows yes get them yes you guys are entirely uh missing so yeah well that's okay i'm on my last 16 archer cows but the dragon is almost dead guys we can do this i think i think we're about to do it actually i didn't even get to see they killed them before i even oh you guys are the hilarious of all time that's so funny oh man okay well i gotta figure out what this end cow's about all right end cow what you gonna do for me baby drink it up give me that sweet sweet and milk oh either pearls well too late for that oh he teleported didn't like what i said anyways guys subscribe to comments to crafting and let us know in the comment section which mob we should beat minecraft with next

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Length: 17min 32sec (1052 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 02 2021