Michael Keaton - The Hey Guy! Stand Up Comedy on An Evening at the Improv

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Weird how many manic standup comics there were in the '80s.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 17 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/rocketsocks πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 17 2018 πŸ—«︎ replies

I think he needed to do a little more blow before his set

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 7 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/today_okay πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 17 2018 πŸ—«︎ replies

That holds up pretty well.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 14 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/fredbnh πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 16 2018 πŸ—«︎ replies

When I saw him in his first film, Night Shift, I knew he was going to be a star.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 12 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/jackgriffin1951 πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 17 2018 πŸ—«︎ replies

He touches his nose more than that kid from Dazed and Confused.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 5 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Knox-Overstreet πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 17 2018 πŸ—«︎ replies

Man! I have to say this is incredible. I’ve read a few books, and heard a few interviews that talked about him doing standup. I just didn’t think there was actual video! Thank you for posting this!!

Before anyone hates. Yes I know I should have looked for it. Haha!

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 8 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/hoguenstein πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 17 2018 πŸ—«︎ replies

Wasn't he already kinda famous by 1981? Like he'd been in TV and movies since '74, including some leading roles, and had been a recurring Character on a Mary Tyler Moore show.

....anyway, great clip!

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 5 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/LardPhantom πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 17 2018 πŸ—«︎ replies

he goes full beetlejuice several times. https://youtu.be/Kmwvr-P50B8?t=268

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 3 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/you-did-that πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 16 2018 πŸ—«︎ replies

Only a year before Night Shift hit theaters.

Note to self...

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 1 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/smallteam πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Sep 18 2018 πŸ—«︎ replies
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- I have to tell you something. I discovered recently I talk to myself. A friend of mine come up to me the other day and said, I said hi to you the other day in the street, and you walked right by me, you were talking to yourself. I said, get out of town! I don't talk to myself, you know? And he said, yes you do, you talk to yourself. I do, I caught myself talking to myself the other day. And I was thinking about it, and I started watching people now in the street who talk to themselves. They basically fall into two categories. The agree-ers and the disagree-ers, am I right? Those who, like, are in harmony, and those in conflict, right? The disagree-ers kinda walk around like this. Right? The agree-ers, congenial types. The agree-ers are like... They agree, right? (applause) So now, there's a guy, there's a guy, and somebody told me he's been here about 15 years now. He's on the corner of Fairfax and Beverly down here in Hollywood, and I call him the hey man. That's basically all he says, is hey. He wears no shirt, nothing, nothing on top, regardless of the weather, it can be rainy, hail, hailstones are bouncing off his chest, it doesn't matter, and all he says is hey. He's extended this to himself. Just dropped in, and dropped a glass right now, as a matter of fact. He stands on the corner and just like, hey! Hey! Variations of it, you know, he varies it a little bit, like, hey, hey, hey, but that's basically all he says, you know, and I mean, it scares people, rightfully so, people on the street, like, go around him, you know, buses stop and back up. And I thought, no one's giving this man an opportunity. I'm just gonna walk up to him and I'm gonna check him out. You know, so he's standing on the corner going, hey! And I said, yeah? And he said, how do I get to La Cienega from here? (laughter and applause) I'm gonna lose this coat, it's a little warm in here. We, like I say, I come from this Irish Catholic, no, I come from a, no, I come from this Irish Catholic, come on out here. I come from this Irish Catholic family, about, let's see, 80, 85 of us, I guess. No guilt, though. And, uh. There are a whole bunch of us, you know, and we used to pack the kids in the car and go for a little Sunday afternoon cruise in the car, an old beat-up station wagon, that's what we had, a station wagon. I mean, the temperature on a hot July day, it can climb up to 90, 95 degrees in that sucker, and Dad gets a little testy, you know? Well be nine feet out of the driveway, we go, okay, this is great, isn't it, honey? Yes, sirree. My sister, we'd be about 15 feet out, my sister would go into her 15-mile whine. You know, mom, mom! Every once in a while she'd go into her rhythmic I'm hungry. I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry. Really annoying. My sister had this down. My sister had this whine down. My mother would have to say the slightest little thing, she'd go into, her reaction would be, don't you think that skirt's a little short? Now my dad's starting to lose it a little bit. Come on, kids, sit down in the back, get that out of my hair, all right? Come on, sit down. This is when all hell breaks loose. At this point, my father goes, okay, sit down, sit down, sit down in the back! The trick was my father could drive the car and hit us at the same time. Sit down, you little... He'd follow us in the rearview mirror. Where'd he go? Where's that little one with the braces? There! And he'd be swinging all over the place, you know, and sometimes he'd have to leave the wheel, you mother (beep)! My mother was very cool. She didn't even have to look up, she'd just be reading a magazine, she'd go, pow! (cheers and applause) So now there's mayhem in the thing, I'm one of these guys, I see these old signs, I go, hey dad, fudge, come on, here we go, dad, fudge, 50 feet! 50 feet, the exit for fudge, this is it, dad, huh? Fudge, dad, fudge, fudge! What the (beep)! Fudge! Come on! And the psychology is, how can you not stop for fudge? And I would get no support from the kids in the car. I'd go, am I the only one in this car who wants fudge? Back me up, come on! And then my dad's still trying to hit us. So my dad would level a little, say, all right, okay, go ahead, do whatever you want. The next policeman I see, I stop the car, okay? We'll have a little talk with the police when I stop the car, okay? And I was not a cool kid, I'd go, oh god, dad, please, no, god, oh god, please, dad, no. And you know, I'd get that crying where you can't catch your breath? I'd go, okay, I won't cry any more, dad. No, I won't cry any more. Stop crying. I can't stop crying, dad. Stop crying. I can't even (beep)ing breathe, dad. And my brother was so cool, he'd go, what, are you gonna have us put in jail? Come on, they'd throw it out of court like this, pal, you got no case here. I'm not sure, but I don't think shoving a Fudgsicle down my sister's underpants is a criminal offense in this state, all right? Just drive, buddy, we got it covered back here, don't worry about it. Thanks a lot, have a good time tonight. (cheers and applause)
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Channel: An Evening at The Improv
Views: 87,715
Rating: 4.8923573 out of 5
Keywords: an evening at the improv, comedy, stand up, comic, improv, comedian, laugh, funny, humor, jokes, stand-up, comedy club, standup, best standup comedy, hilarious, Michael Keaton, stand up comedy, stand up comedy compilation, hilarious stand up comedy, michael keaton beetlejuice, michael keaton, michael keaton stand up, evening at the improv, michael keaton improv, michael keaton snl, 80s stand up comedy, michael keaton stand up comedy, improv comedy, improv stand up comedy, the improv
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Length: 5min 42sec (342 seconds)
Published: Sun Sep 16 2018
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