-We wanted to play a game, so we could get to know you guys
a little bit more if we don't know you guys. This is a game called
"Most Likely To," okay? -All right.
-So check this out. This is all you need
is this thing. -Okay.
-There you go. Now here you go.
I will name some things, and you will point at who
is most likely to...blank, okay? -Okay.
-Here we go. First one -- who is more likely
to Google their name? [ Laughter ] Really?
-Oh, I love to Google my name. -Really?
-I mean, it sends me -- It sends me into,
like, a fit of rage. [ Laughter ]
-I know the eyes. -I like it.
It's just like social -- Like, I love Twitter
just because it feels like -- Twitter's like if everybody
you hated had your phone number. [ Laughter, cheers, applause ] -It is awf--
It really is awful. -It's infuriating.
I love it. -It's infuriating.
-It's so much fun. -Oh, I would never do that.
-I love it, man. Try it. -Who is -- Who is more likely
to lose their phone? -Probably you.
-Maybe me. -Yeah.
-You, sometimes. No? -Uh...yeah.
Maybe. -You lose your phone?
-I lost -- We went to get iPhones together.
It was really cute. Yeah, yeah.
[ Audience "Awws" ] -You guys are the best. -Yeah,
we do everything together. -You should
make a movie about that. -That'd be really interesting. -And they finally kissed. [ Laughter ]
-Oh, my God. -Hey.
-Hell no. -No, no, no.
-Like "Pretty woman"! -Oh, I'm not waiting for Jost. [ Laughter ] -Like "Pretty Woman." -We went to buy iPhones
together, and on the way, I left my current iPhone
in the cab. -Getting your new phone.
-On the way to get it. And then I borrowed Michael's
to use the Find My iPhone and got the cab to come back. And then,
I went back to get my phone and left Michael's phone
in the cab. [ Laughter ] -Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
That's awful. -So I'm doing pretty good. -Who is more likely
to do their own laundry? -I always do my own laundry.
-Yeah. -But you don't just
do your own laundry. You do your laundry
every two days. -I wash my sheets
every two days. -Which is insane.
[ Scattered cheers ] -You don't know my life.
No, I -- No, I do -- I just, I'm like -- I don't know
if I'm a germophobe, but, like,
I'm just afraid of me. [ Laughter ] I got my washing machine for the first time in my life
in my apartment, so it's just exciting
to be able to wash stuff. [ Laughter ] -You got to use it, right?
-Yeah. -It's a big deal.
It's fun. You put the quarters in,
you go for it. It's exciting.
-Yeah. You're not an every-two-day guy? -In college, I think
I went a year without -- -Oh, my God.
-Washing my sheets. -No. -Because I didn't know.
I was in college, I was like, "Yeah, sheets are on,
and they're set." [ Laughter ] -He told me
he doesn't wash his pants. -Well, not all the --
You know -- Pants you can go
a long time, I think. -Can you? -That's why
you smell like bus seat. [ Laughter ] -Bus seat?
Bus seat. -Bus seats. [ Laughter ] -I never heard that one before. "You smell like bus seat."
Oh, man. Who is more likely
to get you a birthday gift? -Oh, well, we're --
-We give each other gifts. -Yeah, we give each other
birthday gifts. [ Audience "Awws" ]
-You -- -♪ Pretty woman ♪ [ Laughter ] -Minor --
You got me -- You've gotten me
some interesting gifts. -You got me a weird --
a couple weird gifts, too. -What does he -- -Well, this birthday,
Michael got me a clown. [ Laughter ] -He was having
a very intimate birthday dinner. -Yes.
-And I sent a party clown. [ Laughter ] To do balloon animals
and face painting. -Yes.
-Did you know what was going on? -I had no idea. I was at a restaurant and a
woman approached me and said, "Would you like me to make you
a balloon animal?" And I just thought it was sort
of part of the restaurant. [ Laughter ] -The restaurant
had a party clown? -I was like,
"Yeah, sure, that's fine." And then, she was like,
"And would your friends like some balloon animals,
as well?" And I was like,
"Sure, yeah, that's good." And she was like,
"And what about face paint?" And I was like,
"Well, yeah, maybe." [ Laughter ] -What?
[ Both laugh ] -And then, next thing,
my girlfriend was like, "Oh, that's what Che sent." Realizing that
that's what he had set up. 'Cause she thought
it was gonna be a stripper. [ Laughter ] -In fairness to me,
I just got money. [ Laughter ] So...
-No, I like that. Hey, he could've sent him
a washing machine. -Yeah. -Could've sent him
a washing machine. Yeah, exactly.
Come on. -He sent me --
He got me a cash register. -I listened.
I listened to you, and he said
that he's always really loved old-timey cash registers. -I said I liked a old-timey
cash register at the bar. And he sends me a 150-pound
cast-iron cash register. [ Laughter ] So for Christmas,
I sent you a Hawkeye costume. -He got me a very full,
realistic Hawkeye costume from "The Avengers," that had, like, actual things
he would launch from the hands. Like, it would've
basically looked -- until I saw the hands,
it just looked like a full leather bodysuit. [ Laughter ] -Because your girlfriend
is Black Widow. [ Laughter ] -Wait. Do you think that
they're a couple in the movie? -I haven't seen the movie. [ Laughter ] -You have to watch
"The Avengers." -They always say,
right after "Pretty Woman," you got to check out
"The Avengers." -You got to check out
"The Avengers." You guys
have the best chemistry, and I can't wait to see
what you do at the Emmys, and we'll be rooting
for you here, man. -I'm having fun.
[ Cheers and applause ] -We love you, man.
-Thank you, Jimmy. -Michael Che, Colin Jost.
[ Cheers and applause ] They are hosting the Emmys, live, Monday,
September 17th, on NBC, and it's gonna be awesome.
Che and Jost are naturally funny. Makes Jimmy look bad trying to keep up honestly!
Was that video stretched slightly or is Colin... kind of low key buff? I'm thinking he's got some early gun sprouts going there.
Che -> Jost: Hawkeye costume, clown on birthday
Jost -> Che: Cash register
(This makes the Pretty Woman stuff make more sense.)
I would give this round to Higgins :)
Best weekend update pairing?
Oh, they're hosting the emmys!
Look at these cute friends and all of their chemistry!