Meteor Marriage

[Music] oh i can't believe this i'm trapped in a room behind a door that we can't unlock and there's a giant missile in here with me that you're about to launch into an asteroid and blow it up thus saving the entire world but sacrificing me the woman you love dang it i can't do this kate you'll die if you don't we're all dead anyway hit the button i never got the chance to ask you something today oh john i know i'm late as usual but just just know that i would have asked i would have said yes goodbye kate i love you i love you too john wait the trajectory was miscalculated the asteroid's gonna hit the atlantic millions will still die but it won't be earth ending you still don't have a choice john hit the button you're right goodbye my love wait it looks like the asteroid is half the size we thought it was how many casualties hard to say if we're really lucky maybe nobody dies at all oh okay there's no time there's still a likely chance that a lot of people wait the angle of asteroid will skim the surface of the ocean much softer impact only a 50 chance of human casualties 50 50 chance case we can't risk it 30 chance still too high 15 i can't in good conscience a statistically insignificant chance of human casualties goodbye forever i'm sorry we can't get married now kate there's practically no chance anyone will die the danger has passed we can get married after all great that's great marriage is great i am pleased the asteroid will hit an island oh that's too bad for a second it looked like we could get married but fate is cruel hit the button before we get any new information the island is uninhabited are you sure about that mr interrupty pants because your data seems to be in a constant state of flux no people have ever lived on this island well what about like iguanas or something maybe there may be iguanas on the island johnny it's a button no iguanas certainly trees though innocent trees you have to launch the missile no plant life either i don't know why i said island at all it's basically a boulder in the middle of the ocean oh i guess this is it i'm getting married i'm so happy for you guys thank you thank you wait did something bad happen do we have to preemptively launch the missile push it john after it shifted course when it hit the atmosphere it's headed straight for us now we're talking hit that sweet exit button johnny boy and send me into the great beyond single and three baby most of the asteroid burnt up and it's now the size of a small rock uh kate are you hoping i'll have to launch the missile so that you'll die and not have to get married what no who would go to such lengths even if they know it's a mistake and they're really bad at direct confrontation honey if i didn't want to marry you i would just tell you like an adult missile faster hit the [Music] what happened i just cancelled the launch i didn't know that that was a thing that could be super excited for our wedding though [Music] well what about like iguanas or something maybe there may be iguanas on the island john hit the button

Channel: JK! Studios

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Length: 3min 28sec (208 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 08 2022