The Hat Shop

[Music] welcome to patterson's hatters and sundresses i'll be with you in just a moment hey no worries i'm just looking around well feel free to check things out dope sorry about that uh can [Music] did you just try on that hat yeah just cloris come here quick i'm kind of in the middle of did he put on the hat why would you how could you what's the deal with the hat the deal is whenever someone tries on this particular hat our dead ancestors come back to life like zombies worse they come back but they don't know that they've died and so we have to break the news to them all over again oh here they come act natural hide all your current technology grandma hello my little sweetie how are you where's grandpa oh he's around here somewhere that's hey who wants to wear this thank you grandpa okay oh who is this here uh grandpa this is our friend uh bernard nice to see you again bruno you too hey you kids better watch yourselves before saddam hussein blows us up with those weapons of mass destruction we just found kids today if they're not running wild on the streets they're downloading viruses off limewire and reading about obscure comic book heroes that nobody cares about like iron man's ever going to be popular he died in 2003. oh man it's good to see you dad uh it's good to see you kids too hey are you kids keeping safe from that sars virus thing yes we are taking the necessary precautions oh good well anyway supposedly the flu is way more dangerous so just yahoo news you know i love what you've done with the place you know when grandpa and i first started this hat shop we took out a 10 cent loan from the bank uphill both ways and now business is booming oh thanks you guys uh you know what i think those harry potter kids are gonna grow up to be beautiful people except for neville that boy has no hope okay this is so cool i can't believe these guys are dead did he just say we're dead what the h bernard were trying to freeze him into it oh what what happened to me how did i die tell me it was something heroic you died from an accidental electrocution on a metal toilet at a rest stop doing what i love i just hope we accomplished the mission over in iraq did we did we you remember vietnam right so we just left we're still there so you're saying there's a chance usa you went there did someone take care of my plans oh i took care of them even the succulents the succulents are dead no it's okay grandma no it's not okay the one stipulation in her will was that the succulents would stay alive after she passed though both would be in the ground one would rot one would blow aren't succulents the easiest thing to keep alive that's a very common misconception hey i'm sorry what can i do just buy the hat by the hand take this curse from us and place it upon yourself okay okay i'll buy it that'll be 75 75 that's kind of steep man this is your call here here you okay all right he's gone all right let's reset everybody and uh get ready for the next customer there has to be an easier way to sell hatch [Music] you

Channel: JK! Studios

Views: 129,870

Keywords: Comedy, BYUtv, Studio C, Hat, Small Business

Id: VXmFczEMQqM

Length: 4min 8sec (248 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 12 2021