Memphis Mane Comedy Special 2019 w/ DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean

one more time if you don't want to show you [Music] zero good job and we appreciate all the love man two sold-out show one sold sold out for grades of commotion man over 2,000 tickets sold a dog people up top I hope y'all [ __ ] got some healthy show us up dead [ __ ] [ __ ] you you won't have some goddamn no bleep that's the allergy sings you make kitchen all the dust yeah there you go party but [ __ ] [Applause] I love this [ __ ] man maybe I got a base of nausea Oh God so all these sickness days in photo day's motel [ __ ] [ __ ] without [ __ ] y'all ain't got nothing else to do she we admitted me these things gonna go rub in Nikes factories who they leave here they go out defectors rainbow that batter ain't here [ __ ] look we got back fo more yeah you say right now oh it's a free weekend dig away night oh it's actually we in this weekend I've seen oh shoot my everybody oh wait a minute we gotta listen Oh [Applause] Oh goddamn [ __ ] I the smell away they own [Applause] baby yeah people named Paul your girl Alissa you're thinking remember they want to see this [ __ ] again sweetheart that's why you know they build like a slim jim look at you here you need me okay oh sorry oh [ __ ] yeah Steph Curry in this [ __ ] yourself which is Stephan clay make it a spade a neon slave boom slinging it again and they got the Frederick Douglass's on we gotta move yogi no boobs wait they water-resistant I say no post before at the Museum they had nobody with your boots chemistry ma'am who the hell are you texting right now use in your phone like a [ __ ] blonde wig she Hoover drop she telling her not write names you can stop looking at me lady you look like a sick day an ice cream cone some about much you keep look that's your lady right here there P get any better move the [ __ ] on they got a little hoodie which one does that hurt with the blonde way she got the wig on the [ __ ] use when they rob banks and uh set it off [Applause] they got washes a hitch was like they work at the movie theater negative role others got the AMC missile who the [ __ ] put the best though you know they they trifle in his foot looking like y'all stop Corning right you know magic trick plug it away the way we're gonna hang out in the whole week and they'll want to hear the show I don't want to hear that [ __ ] they're real [ __ ] yeah what's up [ __ ] what you ate what's our bad were saying you know I'm just into the lineups eternal life I'm seems to the line copy made me Oh surrenders and I mean I'll be there like I'm [ __ ] myself I am [ __ ] my how can I do this but they keep getting ourselves lucky that it is a white man right here k2 [ __ ] what's your name ja I know what's thought with EJ yeah I know it he said his name is Jo waiting for him Joe I'll stay down there Nick are you from California you came from California for the show your wife sister get married he uses in town for yesterday Weinberg he probably from always bound in his movements here to tell everybody he like you got it yeah those are Muslim we admit it man shoutout to everybody in the snows and she got a Graceland before shinobi are [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] they don't know any see there oh ah if they really st. Peter and me let's see a b3 shout out to here buddy we're here with somebody else but wrong not a couple yeah I'll [ __ ] push you out none of the Cobo poor couple yeah be [ __ ] a couple of I'll say the people who [ __ ] but you nautical scram business see there are more like me here with a brown I know you [ __ ] og yeah you see this board applause I move it away they each other but we be fun hey miss lady hello y'all Bigfoot breath she been consistent for the whole time and we know air we you see how long you been [ __ ] with it don't [ __ ] it up by trying to make it relationship just keep [ __ ] y'all been [ __ ] for three years if she would have made you girl you would have been through [ __ ] with it two years ago ladies you see how far loopy the [ __ ] go and yeah I know y'all been [ __ ] for traveling together Miami for Chloe or Beyonce [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yeah [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] no muscle trying to talk to Casey [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] Camas villages here hahaha the white man got in the parking lot that's what we do business shutouts how the proper working around their pilot Oh [Applause] [Music] [Music] it's a podcast for [ __ ] who got all the lights on on your dashboard and you'll call all the lights on your bill yo [ __ ] say that the trunk open it you need some breaks wind chill warning on his home windshield wiper fluid is low you need a transmission Shh no nobody nobody is me what is Forex system thing oh no I think I see me about that [Applause] overnight now I see back I don't like when the check engine light come on the [ __ ] they service inches so like when my soul like this we call a later on this month oh let's [ __ ] ended my ride around for the [ __ ] to yield a check engine light all ain't never is - a sense of mine I know a way babe never throw your console okay fix this soon [ __ ] it I guess yep it's hard all by itself mine she worked at I was great about it mine shout out to all the finance ladies who know they be sometimes but you still driving there [ __ ] you see this you see the wires coming out eight three buddy kill everybody on the highway park they get there go phase car yeah I mean emergency lane baby that's what it is everyone down we pulled over I pulled over by really pulled over the foot my girl showing off or what is shaking out my business need to go home [ __ ] we need that way I would drive about this gang to you bro let's see what they need to do what I was driving we can do that right I was driving I wanna drive a foot at the same time he'll see you think about my issue premium is [ __ ] yeah yeah but they catch you [ __ ] in there [ __ ] I know it's gonna go up cuz I told them I was only gonna drive my car fit take it down the mouths of here yep you started slinging Nicki you caught and it's your mouth cuz I know if I start [ __ ] amiss money what if I tell them Hank I don't know what hit the red open the business this rights it's a tax write-off you see come on baby come please big 8 then we're right over there yeah they don't attend all the ladies that them [ __ ] in the car before but the car was too small and if windows fall bill yeah I gotta hadn't had to stop yeah I know somebody know and [ __ ] their needs are awesome or that business all the [ __ ] up then guys he came out the car to let the windows they open all the doors baby [ __ ] don't broke he'll get ya no one moves he did I can't move anywhere you want me to go I'm sorry macho kiss you I'm sorry I can't get out this is the whole temple driving the car [Music] Memphis [ __ ] show you love only the way Memphis [ __ ] can like date even over Memphis [ __ ] [ __ ] with you cuz they gonna be like a main [ __ ] what you may think I'm like a Cheeto my bikini right I come in my Lucien B fight they illegal mine 44 little face a needle might taint talk to Marty man she loo you Pete face a baby they are taking on the phone she's 60 years old with a t go look fat no look I Paul have a name Eagle mine mrs. no matter grandma will it roast me [ __ ] [ __ ] big around stick yeah stick my face in your gone we gotta work in the morning ain't nobody going in yeah they go y'all know some of y'all working home anyways [ __ ] what the safety pin so what you were didn't they got a hole get their safety vests alright now what you do I think appalled calls me got a diaper bag on his chin then we had keys working theater not that [ __ ] got shot that's a [ __ ] bag he just got it made special for this they got a fashion over [ __ ] bag what you got there been moving our show then they get we raced in the pouch and pulled out some fashion over sunglass there what the [ __ ] bro - what's tonight Oh G matter oh gee Eric you'll be supplied any by like 40 40 what the ball don't you want your security guard and pay the eggs that [ __ ] stand by the dough and look for box and put that down good night there to do with it that he had only shutouts all the ladies in here who know they got on a brother they wore yesterday that's a real we see that I'll trouble real winner visible bra and panties match every day you're a [ __ ] with me I'm sorry that made you got too much time on your hands you ain't never got on the Victoria's Secret bra though Hanes draws every [ __ ] you want and it's football with you got the ribbon when you got no drugs just the ass crack right down here no y'all got no beard spray cocktail ph-balanced up shout outs all the women who got the long puss with sexy panties you got a winner great roles look like you been in jail cuz your puss it alone but your torso short I like the hood [ __ ] really being on the flu you just watch TV like this [Applause] that's the be the couch cushon me he'll back on her like a [ __ ] we can wake up in the morning [Music] stop slide you don't hurt your knees there's made a good palate she got a Snuggie laid out I gotta get out from a pet it now you get the rolling around and if you want a pallet [ __ ] okay just get straight up like that you get the hold up [Applause] then you can sit in the couch like damn I gotta go get the patent [Applause] shout out to all the ladies when I gave an easel put on the pendant before give a [ __ ] some [ __ ] on a pallet tonight [ __ ] hit up mouse pad and house cold as hell though their hardwood floor the pendant made out of a dice game blended into pillows this has to say our dice game blanket this how people sleep when they only got a brother maybe they're waiting to fall asleep [Applause] he's gotta just go a little bit wrong [Applause] make it look like a big buddy oh no say we laugh about this [ __ ] and make some noise if somebody ever tried to spend the night at your house without asking you to look up you can lock up all your counts at 2 in the morning anything on the count like that [Applause] you want to wake you man Sonny be like don't say so bro who is man so cuz my boy from school man why don't they got his arms on his shirt like he just told on the first 48-foot world doesn't think she came always in two days ago [ __ ] been sleep stay though I don't think [ __ ] de nani breathe my man yo what's up bro I mean what you uh will you go home and you've been over here about you've been over here bout for Friday mine even though me about for Friday man you shot somebody you can't go home I go to bed huh we're gonna go live what way going down bro puts all we only got two pallets I got a pen he got a panda a yeah you own the couch the couch is for the kids well you gotta get your big ass up go get out Carrico really told her to tell you got me be downhill here oh [ __ ] Houston see about the [ __ ] out some Chang wings right now damn show chance quit night-vision asleep out for real past midnight hope you have been tomorrow special number lightning hey my eggo officer the other state I was in my house getting food stamps that is a treat how they got all the different types of cereals from roll-ups Lunchables you like [ __ ] y'all got lunch it was in the Peace of was too rich cinnamon toast that was the hardest thing to do man there's your mama could your partner spent a night that was a process right my [ __ ] that was a real problem well you gonna see go say no if I cannot cannot read my Torah I have four and follows you're gonna ask you how to do this how to do that okay well you wanna take the trash out that's in the trash - I gotta get trash juice is it is it okay Carlos no let go back even look at you she didn't even turn the stories down you got a as much sit in it watch this mama Carlos I like you here it's ready our our our our our our I was just wondering if me ja ja ja good cuz I'll be right back to work what you stuttering ski-doo stop Carlos is it okay listen I see your granny's need to be good and I'm gonna cut your grass tomorrow but you me and she goes for tonight tonight okay [Music] [Applause] you say call my mama to come you never let me do my radical lettuce tomato mayo broker came over cuz you peanut in sleeping bag I tried too much company son as I said I was sorry they don't be scared every time we come on the board they be beat nah it's good it's good she said a girl I'm sorry wanna stay the night could you please as your mama can we stay there's so much [Applause] it's like so do you even know is my oh my god what they want to spend a night but say no because they beat up on us [Applause] what she saying she said no I stay only I'm obviously to get off of poise can I ride your bike I'm stealing you still there buy a bikini don't you book telling any he got a chain oniy your uncle got a stone yeah look II get that but I occupy man that's your ass [Applause] [ __ ] you guys still out there hunter what they do what did where my friends go myself oddly I'm talking back hurry up I'm looking up hurry up hurry up there you go don't leave me my legs my legs ah ha ha you can't even like wait that's why she won't let us penetrate or sorry what Carlos go I'm not able to become a Gaza OC becoming I said hey Carlos come out we better play football Carlo why do you love the life in the car no in your trouble blows whistle blows [ __ ] pie so I saw your mind within that Maxim I stole my bike you wanna be ready boost all your bike will not be over here you know what if we were to spend the night that [ __ ] we need no [ __ ] want to travel or three of us like that I think I know who stole your bike no this this is this doom Oded be coming around here give me heaven this [ __ ] bag on his stomach right yeah he work at faces no do I get FedEx he working fit it disappear to God got the boxes cuz he got the tools cuz he look brother girls who you remember that Timothy he say chemically I was saying on the bike oh no you right I think he did you know what is it why do what the [ __ ] is those keys - what's your handing me keys - why me jail Sam that's the connection officer what's up girl don't be screaming at me ain't you the same girl who liked me see earlier now that was that was my twin next to let me see what the fray look like so much afraid the one with the expensive weave looking like Mickey minutes let me see oh okay I can see myself arguing with you in the Walmart parking lot [Music] [Music] she's a man [ __ ] my hands I've even wash my chicken kiss my ass [ __ ] you're talking about I think it makes a good trigger oh they're whaling in the impedes anything it's not you know chicken we've got the best chicken in mithya money I don't rush in fine sugar you're we've too long you go [ __ ] around essential and Silvo five times and don't forget the profit of whole we get your five I'm [ __ ] would she be standing there twerking why to cheat you could tell she got the fried chicken the way she's seen I got some fried doughnuts oh you gotta [ __ ] with a friend Breville now ready me which one then what would be long yellowy she did not cry got a [ __ ] start off refresh like well you did make a bigger purse by the Lucy I'll do whatever in the water mode put the fries y'all hear the feedback myself finish it the feedback ya know why you're here no way ah because the [ __ ] white lady who do the sale quit she just to get man she's like what [ __ ] it's just a walk down I seriously nobody back then [ __ ] yeah yeah they don't affect the bottom line but their [ __ ] quit she quit today that's been lightly big so we will bake a cake they can't tell me about I leave it whatever that they want to stay they can track but in Memphis you can't put [ __ ] in Memphis he'll never talk to me we just need together st. know about an [ __ ] and everybody was just sitting here bye-bye they go go outside and lucky damn those and turn this busy to in jail we didn't he liked me now they go could a CEO it turned into the Superdome [ __ ] where we came I mean miss me no no she mother texted what you texted [ __ ] in New Orleans that we made that joke hey baby [ __ ] here to talk crazy be that nicka K tarpon came a laugh what you sleep don't see it the [ __ ] started looking at his lip out I got something for this situation I don't know I am prepared for anything in my pouch for this situation see some our outside a lot a Kirika Lucky's okay Tammy Tatum so I always keep this way you maybe need a purple hold on I got some wax muted empty [ __ ] out there dress the same agree I need to look like the background with green screen make it out a rap group a job Big Brother little brother please creamy they need me when you're busy Mike if you pull this up or not sure okay see him I don't make it they dress the lack of their dancing group what iWhat changing I got I wish I can do this year John to get me killed and she had a better day yeah damn small prop banging over her ass ma'am can you see my way you want to see it hub gin just gonna sit out by the television old backwards look I see walking running you walking with a purpose man yes a company ketchup man I don't know he Union I've seen it I seen you don't cut the booze too late agility the one man like what's your name boom Francesca you know she crazy doing saying language book y'all three of y'all [Applause] she got I had to expand ice cream its it's control the hair step is you see it right - yes it's a person Hoss well I what cuz you like what color you want give me the flame a hot cheeto [ __ ] that's what I'm gonna the phone [Music] I've been it's like six [ __ ] on the top row sleep like a [ __ ] right now y'all a bit not Safari appeal they kicked in the middle of the night now Part C oh you got [ __ ] hit last show yeah he's on the pier go up I'll tell my bad four hours straight wizzy right there just kept this do that [ __ ] we're doing to check away we'll hit like here I'll tell y'all see this [ __ ] y'all gonna be like this [ __ ] you gonna be babies he say was smoke city smoke a city yeah so who else is smoke city yep that [ __ ] represent y'all yep crazy I feel like an old peppermint right the church peppermint she got that big-ass handle it has bushy look like a lion oh yeah mammy cool [ __ ] weird if it's man wait a second I love maybe we all love this cuz ya'll show this type of love man we appreciate y'all got there a job could have been anywhere tonight shooting the [ __ ] and [ __ ] but y'all decide they come here with us they got on a tattered shirt what the [ __ ] you want something money Wallace I'm in a carnival him like yep let me get a grid [ __ ] just like a hurricane look at this [ __ ] well the shadow straight way it is rain tomorrow well about a nipple right yeah there's no rain right here it's a thunderstorm real mayor you oh this is good I need to finish it off she like that him beyond single it'll be good a deep no it totally is not my Rica smile no it promoter walking out right now that [ __ ] grin go make a phone call via dinner you look like a scratch over she loud is the foot yes in a car depart is he whispered you said I love you sound like James Earl Jones everything that the Sun touches is your kingdom Mufasa voice she's got a serious voice all the time damn it go sit out on this [ __ ] she's laughing [ __ ] this I [ __ ] get put out of court for want you to pay the fine ma'am that's all we need you to do is remove them from the courtroom and remove so oh man they gotta be now they're mighty scared to a woman I've been at him I closed it down hey you got my buck for rolos I had no think I scare you I love Pinsky ago Jim I don't I cuz then business don't give a [ __ ] about bring it you Whittle do they gonna [ __ ] you up they don't go to jail buddy if your [ __ ] beat your ass you go to jail [ __ ] that's the toughest ride to jail ever there how about when the police can't figure out who did it so y'all both engineer custody man crime from seven police car babe [ __ ] we gotta come for her ass out of here this answer is so be right here photos words this is a real they don't even make really this is the move your white friend to tell you to stand up man oh yeah as the light show Christmas turkeys back-to-back yeah oh I'm through [ __ ] these working with these big ears Buddhist why good they wiping them good look crease right in asking y'all can eat it right there the little table didn't look sister please right look there we see you got the hell maybe like to [ __ ] with them they were salute all the ladies who got the hey as God gave them salute the yaaaah we lose a job how about the same age you grew up with you had the same answer your whole life hey and I've seen a white girl she had no sound so bad [Music] that'd be a Putin that be producing run she went up [Applause] yeah white women some of the white women bahama has looked like a regular Nintendo cartridge remember I squared it [ __ ] was look like you put a regular Nintendo cartridge there's some change but I bet you got the box Bonnie you can doubt what I would Tennessee go I've seen when I see it on my look at the stroke look at the struggle that's the struggle they go through they just walk around our field mate but longs to not everybody here passed a bedtime you [ __ ] what's happened EHR what time he fall to sleep through the whole show I've been seeing them antenna [ __ ] fall asleep eg thing like he agree what they say tell emoji does that overtime he wasn't he's gonna work today they called you when you was in the house watching some goddamn France an for Iran Johnny could you come in today hopin it but it what would your buddy you got bout to say there's no success or charity or any got a station wagon right now are you secure news dude she was doing she had oh yeah sorry so [ __ ] happen you gonna jump up and break it up and things their fruit on Tuesdays at the Walgreen let me tell you so if you did stop taking the vitamin now you can get somebody to fruit right I am I ain't even trippin on him cuz I know if some shaky gone baby D gonna get the beating this [ __ ] out holes in here why did you see her ass man standing there like who you bet the picket MORTAL KOMBAT fine [Music] wish it nice this delicious the nicest building in Memphis residences you can tell y'all [ __ ] been through there my man gave a [ __ ] bout no wolf my focal group he wants it in itself anyway my real toe this is look like where you come here your high school graduation in me why ya [ __ ] all right nothing Hospital graduation buildings graduation is seven sheet I got a kid and old me to spunky topper should I am big enough for [ __ ] that's a god-like should I have a scat right didn't think I thought she was trying to Scott you got this like I said is Scott Travis you got to mama hey oh you got the listicles name I won't tell you what you do these that thinking about a Betty so you say anything said noni juice you're recording this woulda Android you could just put that up you better watch this [ __ ] we gonna be stuck in one spot crazy part about seen you record defenses head of hold up the whole time you know she is recourse you got that old smooth Jerry Carol right there you got that original 1980s curve let's say Mike that hang up your [ __ ] ain't natural like that you ain't putting nothing in it you ain't with no to solo or nothing but you'll see with you wait right there oh no the you Nina [Applause] she lifts that lace front of it looking like some battle about the role the blood is stopped that's a little to you because you you're if it's curly like that that's what it is you got that Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday love when I think about you can't explain you can tell I know it's a real cougar right now so you gotta get she got insurance she thinks I get it and I know she a gangsta cuz she got on him trouble teen like easy one dude will you watch boy yeah cursing [ __ ] and [ __ ] my mama I'm the Jordans they behave and I'm not ever with a gap they like to show you think it's bleeding wonder where the gap sucked big great great [ __ ] that's what I saw boy you gotta be with a gap in this room that's a real woman look at mama she having a flashback to me you wanna one with again oh I take one that sucker though with that fat ass tongue I can't take a [ __ ] we did that all billion oh my god look like she eat [ __ ] out of half old deep me up salute the Ho Chi in the backward of the wooded straw cowboy hat on I see you back there okay right there oh gee props player right there oh yeah oh you see him with his hand over his face got there looking like me looking like you just left for Earth Wind and Fire concert [ __ ] what's up with you what's your name oh gee ah huh he said mail my move all my that me got a bush plane in his pocket same everybody told you'd mail Salutin anyone milkman he name hey Tynan what your prompt Eddie wait you didn't scroll that no he's from Missouri don't you know luck with him DC that that holds good [ __ ] got a boat in his backyard Manny got the rather than you need you like him out here you goddamn 40 snip on he stuck man Oh Rebecca that's it homeboy right now EP will you take it don't you think I'll say you're gonna see ETP know what Cody nobody's as Rio Jane out to everybody sitting on the very last row in the whole did until my unit last got there bro they ain't got no seat deal the move boy I got a bird's-eye view for my people a stop playing I can gallop him stop look like you waving for help off the shore of ocean this is my friend bass better push it don't want to be giving up in him you smelly water ladies in here than a [ __ ] thing on the first date she got up her [ __ ] was still in the seat god damn it [Applause] this is why I'm like this Nasser a loser [Applause] hurry up ma'am she thought she had to puta babaca Hill who I got a father she really just got up and ran out of here oh you got a buddy in dope ain't [ __ ] on the way [ __ ] up the first day then all the way all the way ain't no other ladies in here give it up him like if you really like a man you ain't gonna [ __ ] them immediately I want to [ __ ] your [ __ ] my way to the second date you gotta shake his hand man whatever ladies anybody I might as well get it on out the way what if the [ __ ] came [ __ ] then you know wasted six months of your life trying to say that you thank you bad don't need [ __ ] what the one you read to me he do everything but he does tape oh now you're back [ __ ] with that [ __ ] did don't got a car cuz he [ __ ] the [ __ ] out so you thought you found a new back horn over here baby make that talent you know what I'm coming to do she want their palette big and you [ __ ] right but anyway you see [Music] [Applause] I told you but you sleep okay ladies make some noise and [ __ ] ever stole you come and you ain't know if he was playing up for real that's why you [ __ ] on the first date you okay so you get your car stole you [ __ ] get up after you everything she only you can feel she says get about opinion please be like do you want to take a bath all right I think PC she got to put her [ __ ] on a leash when she need a house come on now but stop moving you know how are you bring your boyfriend around why y'all bring the rods around whatever y'all same must be true cuz the [ __ ] who's there next to her is laughing his ass off here been making that turn the opposite direction they killing me for up was they really want to go home with you or whatever y'all 8 ladies is kicking in y'all got to go take them Dukie to walk out on you saw that [ __ ] that all the tough day is shoulder she got on a waist trainer that's how he water [Applause] [ __ ] walk like Woody from Toy Story with that goddamn way straight over zero in their way straight on can't do [ __ ] baby look like the letter T [Applause] what is the waist trainer for ladies is it to train your waist or the hide your stomach both is ready israeli-us fire protect that that's what it is Bobby yelling do everything the had they got their stomach except workout on it you rather fast mother [ __ ] it took the rest of it in your pants this is [ __ ] stupid he can't go workout [ __ ] you got all the waist trainer to try to workout [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] freed me don't worry American man we bout to get out of here no change how long you could be out in public itself about being outside to make you want to go to sleep bad girl hi I might start a career we need to leave right a star the grill Oh [ __ ] what cars running out of me to work till 3:00 what you work in part of it [ __ ] me you might deserves was that look she goes to me show you a [ __ ] hole so look show hell no she got a stomach blocking it what look at their [ __ ] you got a stomach in the way you can't just see that [ __ ] you got the goddamn put the plans coat in yeah you can't sneak it look at that you got to see that on purpose oh you got to get that thing I'll just make a purse in the front to be able to look through clothes you got one of them in there - what's in you know like fashion thinking I literally got something away this plus one went is why could a puss on open it's the same right there he's like somebody is going to thank me one day it's a senior one out of blue is just sitting there and when you see them on [ __ ] [Applause] well tell you what see like a little waterfall anybody know what that is cuz you really can't cuz you don't want them for the first time you get a bigger you look at that pose that you like god damn look at all this about 30 pounds look like a fish hey let me tell you something I know who say one hit know what I'm Tony hey I'd never get any hour in your area may know the women he was making love making love that puss puss was so waiting our personhood and I'm still John heating house dear baby I would've really think I got out knew it [ __ ] killed the call [Applause] I'm saying that many treatment is dreaming up like oh this [ __ ] is a picker-upper yes she is and then the [ __ ] that bought the big girl and she was it good then she gonna get up and make you some sweet sauce Stoppers [ __ ] you ain't never even seen that [ __ ] done before she got yeah I got some now ladies roasted in the oven too baby like damn fried man latest it was a bad bill of to around but what you got a little part that Lincoln build your confidence up that you know you don't [ __ ] car let that macaroni and cheese on that me and then don't matter if you big ladies if you big [ __ ] be confident somebody won't you you just look for the right [ __ ] it's a big out here right now they won't you won't show answer I got out that's the thing man like who like you stop trying to make more [ __ ] who don't like you like you like that's where you yeah cuz think about it everybody that you already like your own [ __ ] would have no more you got to stop [ __ ] with your tight you're tight don't [ __ ] with you right you got to go and watch you [ __ ] we eat so ladies your man might won't like it but there are you come we love you do anything for you [ __ ] you I my [ __ ] this [ __ ] man you straight I think we're just Sydney they just found out him and his girl ate together he didn't know till we had he'll I got no we were together you good my team what's your name justice justice like the Justice League where you from justice no Rock Arkansas little you a hearse shut up go trip you go again her sound like Fat Albert hey hey there later Louis part is true I like this she's a lower octave she who who try who hits in she got a suburban is it just you walk you just for some reason I'm like I don't know why don't any she got no pain this would know you can submit [Music] I smell a bit macabre hold up a building with your something there's a guy all day on it you look dead is like taking two shots of patron ah [ __ ] no [ __ ] ain't like cranberry juice it's like yoga let me some traveling music me I hate this part of the show we show cuz we know y'all [ __ ] with us enough to fall asleep in this [ __ ] oh [Applause] [Music] go [Music] [Applause] I wanna go home [Music] [Music] paparazzi's Apolo skin [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] three tickets just stay where you are if you have meet-and-greet taking stay where you are Memphis [Music] you

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

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Length: 70min 35sec (4235 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 18 2019