Live From The Minneapolis Comedy Festival w/ DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean

[Applause] welcome today 85 self-sow experience how y'all doing how many you guys must do too but once a myself show company you guys have been to a live show but y'all input some [ __ ] tonight cuz it's going down you are witnessing babies tonight this is the new Kings of Comedy tonight [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] tonight oh you need to make sure you go to youtube and subscribe to daily files I'll show that alone social media Twitter Instagram and Facebook follow to 85 South shows we doing stuff feels better than night Minnesota we didn't [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Hey [Music] Oh [Music] I pay the groundwater no no I love it is [ __ ] in a beat ship [Applause] the series in the field Hey [Music] in the Twin Cities [Applause] Oh [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yeah well you know she lit when [ __ ] brain a white girl laughs okay when [ __ ] y'all have a seat like her allowed estimate fence he backed a toby chico [ __ ] the other not a shitty thing we're all put they make you sound like thank you that make a [ __ ] rough for the first time against the world ever since be anything change his life I want doing something with you I'm like nah [ __ ] we have Minnesota I did not know was this many [ __ ] here yeah so my real [ __ ] we got me man we got every black person [ __ ] tonight [Applause] I did not know y'all had this many fine women up there oh yes y'all do somebody look look yeah oh whoa that they would then we completed I get into to give him within the a penis then he happily that's one them words every negative is we would [ __ ] up a black she said no what I said we've run this down the river from Minneapolis in here y'all [ __ ] with God [Applause] hola wait a minute did [ __ ] really just blue is constantly and I thought with Joakim that blame all your problems on movie well Wisconsin it up that way so we have someone put your hand where st. portrait [Applause] well as much time you know he wouldn't go crazy hey man Minnesota is a unique place it really is I I love you I know it's really Megas anyways up plenty of real [ __ ] in here tonight keep it 100 I'm gonna keep it 100 with job I'd rather get a loan for 50 cent learn about this [ __ ] this [ __ ] here this is different I know it was the different placement of [ __ ] over yeah man is the home of Dick's last resort go ahead that sound like the last number you fold your hands were resort tips last episode you know we all being on a big ain't seen no black people all day just all white dudes with short khaki shorts on walking around with a thigh then right what is what going on here's a lady and wait a minute whoa don't see no oh my oh no [ __ ] man hey how are you don't you know [Applause] that's [ __ ] up everything [ __ ] it's [ __ ] DC she look like that girl from Louis we just delivered in so [ __ ] man why you gotta stay home oh happy birthday to you happy birthday dear yeah news ladies suppose thing away man hey they leave that white man alone that Santa Claus that [ __ ] just do this on Ethan yep sure and I better leave in white dude alone brother Welles birthday thinking about Matt oh good I like her for some reason that just like buff bro there girl - birthday girl don't solve arms when they get this solved oh I won't know if you want to I don't want to fight they look back P if he's soft like telling me delicious oh shut out to all the women who got the back seat is there she fell out the problem he got about six back taters oh I love a good piece of back city knows she doesn't just an earthly just that she was like yep sure do city one two three oh and I might take a picture with a girl who got back teens when I tell ya we try to move it up man you ain't here when extra titties they about to touch it let me touch it hey what a hoodie that what is that Goffstown by the Westside got a North Sider Westside but food that you don't hey hey this is so funny cuz everybody yelling out he's been looking for the win side think this Minnesota the West that is actually very nice it is the west side is [ __ ] impeccable it's a good view over the bridge my finger the grass is thick your kids can play outside don't even have to lock your door yeah you better like it hold on rookies we're walking a Yoshi you know we have a yeah a pro we didn't came up man ok that we got we know we got the real [ __ ] in the building everybody up top but there's some people that see right here oh don't go [ __ ] and I want to talk to how are you guys doing they are [Applause] [Applause] hey 100 Oh I know you ain't regular cuz important no you [Music] [Applause] but I going to jail [ __ ] you know what it is alright we got to go because people crazy pretty [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey what's that back home you a headdress like a pillowcase that's what's that about like that sexy-ass hey ain't [ __ ] go in the transgender like the back seat of a Caprice oh oh listen hey Chico she look like that lady they went on a date with great dad on bulldust might be smelling outside oh my god this the lab is audience again you know what a lab [ __ ] they all come to Minnesota they often Shige Kantian it means hey listen yeah [ __ ] that y'all got the claim to fame the one of the greatest [ __ ] ever Princeton against that [ __ ] Prince head [ __ ] thank [ __ ] was a real [ __ ] boy 3p you know prince was [ __ ] all the [ __ ] could you a man happy but Prince you go you trying to tell your [ __ ] don't go over Chris how's she gonna prison house this [ __ ] got a room full of all her favorite [ __ ] oh my god princess that a Birkin bag here going there pick one up [ __ ] Prince's cold I think was so cold and he came onstage and he's ass and [ __ ] Terrell watching who this whole ass [Applause] poll ass out had to ass out jeans and was any [ __ ] of Minnesota [ __ ] with ads out James bought them out every game they could only good night now he was on his own with devil play she that's a piece to the ladies wondering with it [ __ ] [ __ ] yes love is crying y'all guys came a little curtain but I tell you one thing I know principal [Applause] [Music] Davi was thinking if I was your girlfriend with the ass out - oh good friend I'm like no Prince [Applause] Elizabeth the hell bought this old-ass chair up Italy they always find some hole and furniture now dad I'm told y'all we get a little money y'all need to find some this is nice no hurt at all awful not buying the cheap machine no aw [ __ ] they got Dick's last resort business chairs last resort right here that's the last year they can find this I didn't tell you city and when you refused to duck the voice turns do it well she wants 3,700 a month the house in the car you tell that [ __ ] I said she could kiss my head l ain't going to pray this ain't an SC right now oh yeah this dead seat you sit here your grandma's sitting in when you come in the house late what the [ __ ] did I tell you time to get in you got a long nipple grandma don't look I can never look at your watch and you didn't know what time I get the [ __ ] in the house what that [ __ ] got a deep throat [ __ ] yes he does you see all the way in the back hello we got a fire huh this would never be lost right now this is the oldest theater in Minnesota right here it is some only in the [ __ ] this [ __ ] make me feel like I'm the fire hot oh hey shout out to all the ladies who had their deep throat you comes but you don't eat vegetables hey guys the boys swanny cannot a cucumber stop [ __ ] I don't want to see now I don't want to see you later swallow with no cucumber kids I'm a sucker Gandhi that's terrible maybe he's gone hey I got big deep throat the whole cucumber but suck dick like a mouse Ichi [Applause] ain't no lettuce the word [ __ ] in the world when a girl can you hit shout out the TV it ain't no call medicine suck it TVA babies gave me some clothes yeah well that's all the real big thing about the realness the real one when you ain't got it you just go and grab your man belt moment it like [ __ ] what you about to do go ahead go ahead I'm talk about the real big suckers that suck dick to your eyes in your nose one-nothing the realness look at her yeah then when the [ __ ] look like she just got an ass whoopin real bad how does she fit a second ha like hey what you said you ain't yo face you feel the ladies in the back lean back they're like that's too much well we're not looking for you man being little dicey ate a whole bag of Cheetos you go I don't know you're an allergic reaction you just suck the dick amazing man Gordon get you some tissue I'm talking about the real dick suckers have a [ __ ] sleep in the West fight with the fan on you go this might be cold it'll buy the bargain owner you ain't gonna catch the flu boy you trippin no candy flew by a bit so deep he's cutting he know but true really I got a party I mean I see how but it almost no no no my man Jorge oh [Applause] no you know what Vic sorry wrong hey you know he got a six I like like Moore's day from the time that what you call it Oh G Oh with the boat oh thank god now you know what you should calibrate you should count it - coochy can you got your C shaped it like a little coochie at the top they got his cheek like Frankie Lymon and it's my why do anymore they had love why do birds see okay you probably an R&B singer on the weekends ain't you do what you do porn ever guys you work with kids say this [ __ ] he said s he I get what cuckoo hey whatever kids what if he really do work with kids he don't he's not a teacher he just got a job grown person yeah and it's just kids they're doing wrong people job but they choose ain't standing don't get me on full30 shirt oh man I didn't forgot it wasn't 11 yo over here just that quick ah yeah hey bruh I bet you did say if I she to watch this huh huh huh first time watching this not my Enya yeah she ain't her shirt [Applause] that's it life is crazy now cuz when we trip I was growing that we didn't [ __ ] up [ __ ] we just had in and then that the kids got the internet so it saved like [ __ ] a hundred times working out but all we was doing our types of freaky [ __ ] we was little ever play hi Minnesota let's play right now everybody had on the come on come on come on whoo we got one right here to be a good up up I get a lot of good hands the five thing here what about no y'all playing hey go get what about manhunt what's that is that oh you get a team uh-huh and they either take a [ __ ] did one thing wrong Oh y'all hit the whole 15 here but you're wrong another thing gotta find everybody that's the same oh that's hot go get you get one [ __ ] now a man huh is you put a lot of depends on how many people you fan you get the hump whoever you find ya know I know when you catch some bayo team oh yeah oh that make the game yeah that's remember remember that first time you got that good dadgum punch you remember that first punch and then you got that first lunch with the pants down but to draw a hold on pregnant once no you do well we was hunting when I closed down and I just figured out I just figured she was pregnant I don't know the light today know what you're putting on there but my big hands slept on the boot unless she pregnant on the woman I did at one time I did at one time you know I were young you know when y'all go right with the genes so I handle Wrangler jeans she had also ranked the gene but I pulled my pants down so she didn't pull her down and she rubbed on my dick yo best burger Haut look did you see how quiet this room got cuz all the fellas that lost the game on it let me see yours and I show you man you [ __ ] around and let her go first they got they puzzles before we got ID dicks we still had any legs remember when they hand grow on me put this to you like you wanna go ahead a bigger leg and spider-mans rolls but now I am II what I've never dear when I forgot my people hair eyes show but think about this [ __ ] now that you've grown remember you said I was wrong [Applause] you gotta catch how will you get the high school you want to see it now Lizzy I think I'm in the game with your dad listen Matt close I feel like the three white people right there doing a yelp review on us pages they not I'm gonna tell you what they're doing they can sit there he's fat instead of lettuce in it like this yeah that's another star right there this one is sitting there doing little white lady in the middle I just want to buy them I just charged see how much you can buy them for me for see combate me for the ancestors she could be crying outside her house DC just tell me what the [ __ ] you don't have to bring here but just tell me what the [ __ ] you mean would it be really another white dude back they enjoyed and he just given us white dude comments man these guys [ __ ] Rock it's [ __ ] hot though some [ __ ] Redbirds see it ain't not like my white people [ __ ] wish because why think of a bad day so you love different than anybody else oh my [ __ ] god / oh my [ __ ] bro bro but the flat broke [ __ ] tunnels Miller girl oh my [ __ ] god put a stick up my ass and call me a corn dog is that beefy yo bro hey hey hey hey hey hey hey DZ hey I let my girl know what the [ __ ] I mean to your [ __ ] all the time bro she loves you she [ __ ] love whose gun I love my digging and not call me a Christmas present is that she go be it is bro so you get me I got damn raccoons daddy [ __ ] Carlos any Miller wait that's Lenny don't get my love got to give it up put some juice on my bats and call me a pickle wow you're [ __ ] awesome dude [Applause] go ahead why another one so on the logs and put some cream around my ads and go Mia donut hey hey or maybe a bagel ha ha ha I'm toasted oh my god whoa toasted bagels bro hey hey let me suck your titty and call me an infant how about that all righty you guys are [ __ ] awesome hey guys now it's a party when you could lose we're [ __ ] move oh yeah oh you having a great time and I feel like you're not having a great time are you having a great time ok what's up dude think of me but I come off huh what's your name Anne Frank Ryan Ryan Denee right what's up right here problem here Elsie yeah you do Brian Brian Oh what's up Brian are you gonna secure us did you know that this was in your security detail tonight three black men not just three bread and three [ __ ] he gonna be it's gonna be crazy when they explain it to his honey how was work tonight don't you know oh honey you're not leave it I went to the State Theater and you know it's been there for a long time don't you know and I can't been there tonight and there were a hundred black people in there before there were as anybody else and then through my white friends came in and it was like hey Brian I was like hey don't you know these guys here to see these guys and they were talking to me I was trying to ignore him but then there were titties in my face and they kept making me look at him honey I didn't touch him no like babe that's what I'm saying don't you I don't even the white people gonna have a meeting after this show everybody Minnesota we have a problem it's way more weird don't say that black people do Josh said white people don't say don't just don't you know so what did [ __ ] ain't he turn back huh that's not no damn Kenneth I've been to Minnesota what Saul where the Mall of America I got hit with the don't you know like 3/4 time oh your own wallet out I like that sure don't you no no [Applause] the drift like in later in speech didn't they did what they taught me he'll figure out fits they killed though yeah that's the real black history moment right though we all get a mention Tommy Hilfiger outfit y'all look yeah I gotta go take the picture with an airbrush background Stan a cover like this how long you've been with a man please stand up so these ladies could have a role minor please that's a little sister wait you mean it you need to give some consideration your little sister got the best puss in the family show them she big [ __ ] this and then make already dressing like a what you mean it your Pleasant trance you got Bo babies you got four babies on that [ __ ] good - hello not for children you got four babies 13 in ten you 35 I wouldn't 90 yo that puts it boat back and you note that all right no back all the way back what it is so you can see team she been [ __ ] says Chris Carter was playing with the bikers man okay okay no what the [ __ ] with before you [ __ ] with it construction okay how about the [ __ ] our lady with four children I am I'm I'm playing on that means that a [ __ ] knew she had three kids and lifted it that's a good person I don't want to [ __ ] with their psychology that posed to change your life there's three kids in there sleepy like you know what I want some kids at this house hell no therefore hole was on purpose let me take them fumble with you Gary got funky they said like a future what kind of field so you're gonna count on me one time he's gonna take a drug on the truck the other cup to put it all on the back here we got a limb there anybody I got myself she got her phone we got 12 in a dog everybody got a local dealer with some 28 on a suburban need a chair maybe from Detroit somewhere you from Detroit oh the big uh okay I thought he was from Detroit I'd like no wonder you got to see you cut like a [ __ ] from Motown that's what it is [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] wait a minute he's a lawyer the white dude was like [ __ ] this [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] he said no Minneapolis we could have jet did the show on the north side oh no no ha no no no you er thanks to the old [ __ ] that's it is it no Gilligan's and I walk until I was [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you don't know him out you don't know that doesn't [ __ ] you know we're halfway there to play take my hand we'll make it I swear what you don't know that what kind of music do you listen to [Applause] huh you know that was an item we all found no sushi watch this I'm gonna take my horse Sudan Road [ __ ] song no that's a [ __ ] song okay he'll go oh I got one Paul go ahead I got one for you ready for you ready is you ready oh what's Philadelphia no boy gonna play right away I spent both my day [Applause] hold up hold up boy you go home sometimes you wanna go where everybody come on you wanna go where people's everybody knows your name yes [ __ ] ain't got no TV man Jesus do you live in a cave you ain't got [ __ ] man give up on him oh my goodness we didn't lame all the way another white people there no cover song hey which one hey hey I bet you guys be at the house [ __ ] a lady red is dancing with me that's a company just a city boy born and raised in South Detroit he took the midnight train going anywhere go I don't know that [ __ ] don't stop believe it look security like you will brother you will not do that to my brother don't stop [Applause] oh damn oh I think then hold on to that be my white people do when they be [ __ ] I'm glad it is boy oh [ __ ] this is the all-inclusive show here there got out to all the white ladies out here who have black children that you have no idea how to do they hair you just doing their best teacher you just ramping it up which is stupid and you man can you choose anywhere that you can't you can't say that cuz I can't shut up [ __ ] ain't no DC so they donate this can't wait lady got Andy pass out your shirt all where's that baby you got your hair done like the wait lady that came out the TV on the ring I like that [Applause] really than later alone she do got their cut like Annabelle doe that was the [ __ ] right there for Toby's word for means world is to pay off the complaint they don't do this oh [ __ ] well Topanga riddle with light skin she was not white so lysse Cory [Applause] this was the Joe's here the real doesn't they sitcoms don't exist no more we had this all calm like negative Martin was the greatest show ever [ __ ] yo [ __ ] ever Martin out here with no but it don't matter how many times you see Martin is all you won't watch it again right now still watch it right now right now let's go high ISO let's let's try to get the top five episodes of mine ever okay my first first one so I think all right you know what we gonna do this I don't do you give me your top episode you give me your top episode and I alright I won't mind when he had Tiffany and roll the doll oh when world man stole the city what that [ __ ] problem and came back is there a Martin I appreciate you for letting me use your CD player he's like brah man man you ain't get that nope I left you up under the bathroom sink what no brony I figured you looked here since I used up all the toilet paper [Applause] my job was went up its the Tyson time it's do you see the between when hammer hit man Hearns fault oh this my other one huh what [ __ ] to rome fell in love with Pam oh I'm cold that was cold now we're calling my number one episode I can see when that [ __ ] went too far nail here oh that's my favorite episode where varnel hero came on kiss the pretty ladies and then science of all advanced the varnel man can chip point fine when you win it to the church and he went crazy him oh the kids thank like tequila sunflower that one with everything was fighting a trip on that resort oh my god that ain't no goddamn puppy I think Martin would cold man this is why [ __ ] like it French Prince French premier fonts and episode of TV Evers my French Prince and then make a father and come pick him up foot every [ __ ] that they ever been let down by a father you know and in my father was dead so that [ __ ] couldn't come pick me up but that's what's crazy I'm a edges happiness but most [ __ ] that got daddy's black daddies the bento a man get dressed I'm coming to get you hear that [ __ ] don't never call that episode major that's a real also real neat don't you never give up on your daddy you stayed there all goddamn night you just saved up baby he's not coming yes he is [ __ ] yeah but hey nobody made you get up until your girl mama saying come on baby go this is the red come on baby come on lay down he not coming today he not coming today baby daddy [ __ ] friends present that I taught myself how to fight I told myself how to play basketball I told myself how to do everything I felt that what do you say then what do you want B oh they don't like oh I almost feel my head off [Applause] and she is Superman are you do little like Uncle Phil and he my right before he got where I've is who should probably through the print first pretty that should be young then he is Henry Fox over Jamie Foxx show was funnier than a muhfucka today only Jamie was lit man he got me giggles mm it was making up them jingles but they made that to make a ropes all day man that [ __ ] was my him it Braxton head the Michael Jackson contest was the coldest episode let me hold up [ __ ] TV some ladies out here that need some digging I'll fill it in the room uh-huh it's a vibration good but it's not in stock it's the emptiness in the room it's about race you can feel it to let you go birthday girl all I hate put it yet yep sit down sit down Oh oh mama said no no you stand up you got an edifice Oh show little dress Oh turn around mama store Oh Oh her aunt silo to beg you ain't boo oh yeah yeah oh I love a piece you can't hug all the way [Applause] you bet in here now soda you be trying to hook I like [Applause] in the end [ __ ] a real brush a little like the glitter all that blue all that blue it's got a treasure made out of Michael Jackson blues yeah yeah she got that a is his all up on her back yeah look [ __ ] like me jumping up on the house yeah dude a [ __ ] do it you don't you do it now Tony's level this is this rather piece of rubbish your curves that come over your house to try to do do a backflip off the couch you know what happened when your mama's come home all y'all sit down wait and see you walk at their hands but first she walked in and already know y'all loves the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] y'all lookin so gone absolutely compensation yeah I am before she come on no all right Hey look who broke it you had no idea you try to do a backflip off but you told me the one you gotta pay when you do Probie you everybody calm down no we just wanna say that we came in a I was lighted she's not gonna believe and spoopy but we all love let me fix it she's not gonna believe it oh oh I got a perfect idea well what it was a tornado what kind of tornado Oh people okay that [ __ ] ain't staying up man hey bro hey we gonna go get some goofy no oh yeah yeah oh we need a cover yeah put that over there put that over there yeah Chico you dig like you sleep when she come in sitting around is that it all right I straighten out straighten it up stir Oh hallo hallo got it coming in see Thomas he comes [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] stop [Applause] huh hey ma you say come here nah come in your room huh No amen we're already [Applause] what you mean why's pushed together with she said mood mood account [Applause] yeah [Music] [Applause] [Applause] I do nothing no because the I told him to stop I told him to stop easy where to stop okay mama watch me I'm dead already [Applause] no mama mama didn't see him dead already okay she said you better get your black ass in there for she can you again [Applause] stop playing she could be all of us going to tell what you do oh we only go to play rare bytes quarterly CERN [Music] [Applause] mom can say listen okay [Applause] she said if she got to get up out there babe and miss the rest of her stories [ __ ] were just stupid and even wish you were wrong so you better get up we go and they had talked to me or else everybody gives [ __ ] up get up play it's like you know I did another kitchen where I told damn stupid and help me clean the living room going it down Peter scare is one [Applause] mommy - mama you hold it yes I did [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] l.joe AG [Applause] please judge blue with everything oh boy everybody have been abused you can tell by the laughter ere's whooping that they thought about laughs she had to do me like that boy let me enhance the crowds back what's some of the stupidest shifts you ever got a woman boy going to night cream oh say what I creamy she said she got her ass whooping for a hanger being on the float you got a ass-whooping for saying you're gonna call your daddy 90% of black households hey and the white people like what football the timeout I'm about to say if we get an answer from this this is gonna flip the whole world he did left he knew they were coming and then I got up out of here up there abuse I gotta go hello ma'am my name is Chieko be could you tell the crowd here the 85 style show what is the stupidest thing you ever got your ass never got in your ass whooped what the [ __ ] do you stay on a ranch she stay with the horses oh my goodness damn white lady I thought you know that's one of these Hispanic people we want to translate their ass whuppin into English so you see something ask somebody Spanish DC why you ain't get up [Applause] hey Brian sit down you ain't gotta go to wit man I know you he's got over your stomach got up before you sit down hey Brian you relax you good you good brandy chill bruh there's gonna be an easy night of work for you oh yeah we go then all these family right here Brian wait a second Oh [ __ ] with the food coming down alright is this your wife here is his wife alright what's the stupidest thing that you ever got your ass whooped for that you tried to get your homeboys wife for drinking he gonna beat ya'll and then freaky [ __ ] all right I know what y'all gonna do it'll be a truck and everything to push your ticket around [Music] with white people here they got theirs would come I realize the one girl in the trailer park white people white people they know Britt sweet yet how about right here what the titties out she got a woman good look a man's my man Brian Brian you're a big boy you're a big boy all right if he's a bigot in the bigot you've been have you been in the game for a while what's this thing you've ever got your ass walk forward I'm gonna say when I was really young like your boys is like that DC what is boys sound like I think a bigger boom what's he got to hand with what oh well I didn't wanna like it out that the friendly other night Bertie described the wait let Brian explain what he got his ass before my birthday hello plan let it would it we got to hit a risk so grandpa's house and I was like jumping up and down put it in the gear and left through the neighbors Wow wait you guys didn't hear it he said he was five years old and his grandpa's house and he jumped in his grandpa's car and put him on the [ __ ] drive and drove his grandpa's car through a fence got your ass whooped for that listen everything it would be station wagon on the hog he said it was like a sedan years ago that [ __ ] was so funny the way he said it though I don't even know if the people heard what he said Brenda its grandpa grandpa it's good we got Popeyes pops got Popeye oh gee oh oh oh gee from the sit down we got a grave daddy I need a good with no Randy stupidest [ __ ] I ever got my ass before I got on the wrong bus when I was a young [ __ ] mom we was downtown DC right and I was my mother used to let me run around in front of her about myself so he used to catch the 62 to get back uptown so I got on the 64 and I looked around and my mama wasn't on the bus this is our own man there's my man on the bus naked my mother ran down and see me getting off that bus [ __ ] she whupped my ass in front of a hex hex don't even exist no more it was a department store but I was getting my hands were so bad in front of the store they're people who's standing in the window like damn what'd he do on the street so the worst ass woman I ever got I love my grandma how's anybody about a trailer they got the stills that's just like this that's just attached to this trailer so you know like this [ __ ] the concrete on the still start cracking this [ __ ] so me and my cousin like man we gonna help grandma get our stuff together and get all these crack pieces off that [ __ ] we was too young to understand that without the crack pieces they what no goddamn steps so when we got all the [ __ ] off she came outside and saw the new stuff was [ __ ] up and she was like man she whipped up so goddamn long I don't I don't even know if I'm related to my grandma ever swat me like a stranger what I was that was you know what my stupidest ass woman was when I went to the ice cream truck new week tonight we get about 90 degrees my mama said don't go on that cone with the ball I heard they got their truck hey I'm gonna go discrete discrete give me some eye cream home are you here huh yo mama coming up the street and you know my mama Oh [ __ ] she had her cane God you see with this [ __ ] I had my fight and my eye cream [ __ ] so I'm here I come back down you know I'm trying to tell her mama I just got an ice cream I just got a thought you know she turning up in Puglia times I crave for gonna ask you did you ever got your ass whooped while you was riding your bike when your mama just pop up like a [ __ ] in you right are you up to speed your mom's here waiting on your ad to pay about did not see your mama home Jimmy not let me off the bike the bike kept rolling see see who Jamie really whupped my ass but you can't were you young you can't laugh at your parents if they [ __ ] up like as a child I can't think no I couldn't but they all I'm all right through so that's a ball you should watch this beside still that she was a Larry but my mama was in the freezer right or in the frigerator and the freeze that door was open and she lifted up a hit her hand and freezing it damn to lift the whole fridge boy she was like oh come here you think she's funny around here huh Oh Lavar loaded with a [ __ ] funding right bigger not gonna kill my doctor himself didn't win the hand oh my one note add a little big hair that [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] my daddy had Alzheimer's thinking that she's gonna sit for one who will do the real [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] my daddy had all the time for Chico she'd be put in here Brooke he's an ad me who are cooking son eat all right here you know which one I mean I want some back down to that I think we're getting the carving right right right Nick it says right [ __ ] this ain't around I wanna go to background I hope she think I forgot think of it hey that's the worst feeling in the world as a kid well you gotta keep your ID pants at McDonald's and you scared - you know we're past the third one Marley can I get some McDonald's what'd she say we got McDonald's at the [ __ ] house that bad no goddamn McDonald see I gotta ask looking for that work what time the lover told me we got McDonald's this house I get to the house I wake up 20 big sitting on the couch and walk back when your McDonald ban oh she definitely will join me make the burgers with lenses ass whuppin big hands will be uh you know what one day we went to McDonald's and they forgot to give me some sweet sour sauce a my girl we'd go back she took she took you out like come on they give me no cause you go back the only they've got them sweet sour sauce [Applause] this one [ __ ] up and I was so hurt cuz you know you can't eat knows when I'm gonna suck I think grumble you alive she want my ass for that but guess what she did me what [ __ ] she went home it me sweet and sour sauce not a version of sweet and sour sauce [ __ ] my grandma knew how to make dogs sweetest I was telling and the house she wouldn't let me see I do it but that's the face that I just realize some fellas what have I got damn question what happened these things she go back walkover don't know hey you know I ask you what's the worst thing superstay a smoke so well what is the stupidest thing you ever got put in timeout for I'm gonna tell your father mister probably driving while high we're driving while hot and he got you out with a pizza so they will tell mama white people starving fast I'll show we presented you [ __ ] that can only happen to white people starting my white lace hi it's nice what how did they happen I was driving well hot how did you get him out with the piece it was good pieces I don't trust these white look this day that's his uncle oh that's his best is that that's it dude that's it Danica he get up every time you go [ __ ] with him all right now Brando that those shirts let this be your last goddamn caution I tell you that gotta ask different questions oh yeah my wish speaking [ __ ] with child up top but y'all is in 1965 up there that's that part of this [ __ ] is segregated at home y'all was born by the river sitting forest [ __ ] oh and just like the river you pocono dead oh yeah yeah they smoked it oh yeah it look like he said hi Donna yeah they got some white people that didn't make it Hey that just made me think about this a if you ain't watch that Netflix documentary the black Godfather watch that [ __ ] that [ __ ] is amazing I see Lee oh hey Petey Creek never [ __ ] train once again oh my god think she how many gotta watch to the black iPhone hey it's all good I was sleeping on it too but hey watch the black Godfather this [ __ ] is magic like he found but you watch the low man he'd have found so many people this won't have it is eight I pretend to come here I'm gonna see I can't tell I just tell you he discovered this is one of the things he did amongst a whole bunch of this year he discovered pillow weathers Nick the automobile with Aziz me you say what oh you want to see them ha oh the real [ __ ] right yeah but you see how relaxed this show is we got [ __ ] yelling out what they watch on Netflix oh look a new planet my [ __ ] that's the [ __ ] to watch and if just you wanted a GU okay TVs [ __ ] just be underwater for two hours laughs 40 feet you put me on bottom at me Bubble Guppies turn up man but battle doddleoddle gotta be better than me to be the career wise me angry they said amber me come on daddy must be bundled up in hey ain't nothing like watching you get into them shows with your kids when you want to chill cause that's what I thought that was a backyard again for like two years which one of you daddy I'm the new one baby give me a name talk coach she beat her mom [ __ ] puppy in the backyard event y'all get a real us a real thank you song - oh hey I gotta get stunk up but we had C iPods homes was different as young [ __ ] life we added consoles where you really get involved with the cartoons because the song made you be a part of the [ __ ] taco feet color yeah it happened all the time but uh my chute was bought from a tailspin that was nice I'll like the new cards hold down even be in real danger my name oh we used to watch [ __ ] like him spinning ducktales and [ __ ] d [ __ ] go to they go to commercial break deepening its hideout with a big and ladies about to cut him in hand go straight toward Nabisco commercial wait is that gonna be safe when this come back you need but we know we never money had no black cartoons like like that winged up was a [ __ ] but scooby-doo what the background family I was - I died all right ever watch the crowd but it's due to the put always with black the flavor I really mean this is what the thing was Ice King we have a family's my bad we need give a [ __ ] about what color the cartoons was Kerwin you know we was black yet weird given [ __ ] the truth we were watching oh it's purple [ __ ] blue waiting but what color they were that's not you go back and watch the cartoons everybody who a color that day is supposed to be they play Yeah right why go back right yo that [ __ ] best breeder was Green that's a [ __ ] right then [ __ ] named G the felons have his mother daddy was never home but he kept a fresh new shoe hard I wasn't gonna tell was the bully named Waldo Roger class he got his [ __ ] cut like Roger Klotz that's what it is you got the rock Roger class had to be a [ __ ] cuz he dressed like white see he had a leather jacket instant restroom yeah and you know Blackie we made him animals too awesome come on now you know Ottawa's otto was a nickel my aunt the bird aviary fathers be able to go okay this is an assistant only Kijang get that name they just called her up our admissions TW that's the Nick that's it Playgirl [ __ ] ain't it I don't know her name is actually spelled out deep like de e aw lighten up will you yo this is you said little accent Oh posh beat I think it just [ __ ] walk down the steps god damn you I still see our boat fare hey fly you missed them that day was going out of steam [Applause] are you born a man that's the real black man [ __ ] though we don't all the race of man that could go down some steps code and a [ __ ] Oh white dude can't go down and still cold [ __ ] oh oh come down south ill your list empowered outlaws give it to a blows you got a hero along to a love hold up there you gotta give them the one when you really cool [ __ ] you gotta give them what were you really cool oh look at our old [ __ ] still gotta you then young [ __ ] still got me Carl isn't [ __ ] here he's still got knee cartilage he jumping off sunny me think I read about again [ __ ] I'm 36 I can jump off that [ __ ] - he ain't gonna hurt us tonight [ __ ] three-disc up in my back I'm calcium deficient I need an ACL replacement therapy you heard your talk see I'm Andy I got an ingrown toenail oh yeah that ain't grown toenail to do something to you salute oughta make us a hit we'll [ __ ] up feet teen [ __ ] up feet salute be honest shout out to all the [ __ ] who got shot and didn't really go to the hospital just oh he's got only fragments in his League I don't know how feet got [ __ ] up fellas when did it happen was it when we was little and we was just add fill visit imma keep it 100 my big toenail look like him would ships off the playground they got like oh I don't know how much it got like dad I'm like they got my [ __ ] look like I was a ballerina make up like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] point is how I keep my goddamn sock white girl turned snitch out of his speed or [ __ ] up to burrow [ __ ] love it made it way a man taken stop zone hit it from the back tonight [ __ ] I'm they gonna tell a hold of the mash sauce all shout out to all the ladies who like [ __ ] up feet on the [ __ ] it's through y'all and you like [ __ ] down feet means you somewhere always you [ __ ] some women don't like don't women like man that [ __ ] they won't so [ __ ] to be [ __ ] up I like a babe like damned ever okay but ladies job y'all can't judge us cuz y'all got my [ __ ] [ __ ] wrong a job to you be printed in a month for the holiday say you fall asleep and start snoring like a grown-ass man colors don't that make you change your whole perspective about your girl I love you so much I love you too babies you fall asleep y'all sitting there making TV so long I'll be trying to sleep you been doing this [ __ ] when y'all wake up try to be pretty gift what's wrong oh right back asleep is who said [ __ ] you swallowed to get out your [ __ ] [ __ ] buy one here that [ __ ] all night you talk about my toenails being brown [ __ ] you sound like James Earl Jones shut up [ __ ] please will you be snoring loud hooting in a sleep that's when a boy in a sleep I really like him maybe trying to hold me and trying to look cute soon I gotta sleep [Applause] they'll booty like [ __ ] God tie a little bit of that dak Kovas yeah look I don't want to add a poop [Applause] know what it bothers leaves [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] he don't think it's yo clues here you keep holding this here first of all first of all Minnesota up going I had no idea that it was this much black love this [ __ ] beautiful in a [ __ ] this [ __ ] beautiful [ __ ] and I'm a keeper wanna feel good to be a part of the movement that get to show the world what its gonna do to people don't see all these beautiful people episode of Minnesota and also in light of us being real [ __ ] solution to white people being a part of the show [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] we should be praised already was the show we got dropped off in st. cloud and left and scavenge for rack arguing with white men Michael shall again

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

Views: 3,551,154

Rating: 4.8990169 out of 5

Keywords: nigerian, comedy, dcyoungfly, karlousmiller, mtv2, wildnout, podcast, chicobean, kevinhart

Id: rZVmVQ3HOnA

Length: 76min 7sec (4567 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 12 2019