The Knoxville Comedy Special w/ DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean

[Music] we don't we just we just doing what we love to do you not smell for me [Music] [Music] Oh [Music] the Creator [Applause] Oh somebody get real loud y'all ready come on No ha ha [Music] we got a man Oh [Music] clubs better that way what's up auntie take a look like a bride I say Paul you ever see ever sweets machine on the future you get some air meets email this isn't like a mega church doughnut well seat to the Church of the 85 south show a man not start the collection plate now Michelle look at all these fine days ladies we got the way man knows one of the pawnshop shows you look like you pawned all the goddamn go with a 30-piece we couldn't give him 300 for so I'm going to send it back to DC and let him through the deal see if we can get a better deal on that gold chain that he brought in got the pawn king in the building with a big Ford f-350 Heatran mr. sleepyhead lovely lady right here she got the good Cisco let me see that oh you a lady here like I like it though I bet he do hey grab [ __ ] up are you crabby when I believe my baby love what you did here is an answer that's stupid what a single ladies here tonight they here I see what the [ __ ] 13 way to make that much noise the model and this is now the press know Knoxville a unique city [ __ ] I was driving through this [ __ ] I ain't know if I was coming to Knoxville or back in time I was like this [ __ ] look like Instagram whoo boy y'all got them real old white people out here for it [ __ ] real Mike boy I see some white people on to Texas Chainsaw Massacre had the gas station I like hey how you doing something you did yeah so his son Ben has scared in them the ones that don't speak they just look at you [ __ ] it I seen five years at the gas station with overalls on I got with a monkey I'm lightning or the [ __ ] out me look at me did you go from the scary-ass neighborhoods that make a right turn you're in the goddamn who would like a [ __ ] down here how y'all go from scary white to the hood so quickly in Knoxville what's the name of the worst hood in Knoxville anyone want some white people ain't well overall what would you say to leading look at all that nigga's yelling a hoods out big job a deal you got launched a non like you said a bigger job than this is you got the chain down to your depute you know what thank you God [ __ ] been getting money since the early 2000s when it's changed still down here you can ask you know when they make that up defense and came home I can't believe we're the worst night at Knoxville G hey homes hey ho hey ho so head in the back second or day or that multipy who's that it multi-bit all right yeah yeah y'all got a hood I'm here call a Holmes is it Mexicans that live there air horn hey mom's welcome to a home Zuhal hey ho they stay here they stay home right now to the 8000 sexy in heaven thank God a home's down here you'll be 6,000 people outside trying to fight you come outside Chico oh there's something to say about a homes a homes I'm [ __ ] Minister people they fix everything just fix it I don't even give it a bitch's hey I think you have a leak right here but if you give me $20 I went to get some soul food when I was in Knoxville today at a place called Jackie's y'all up in a jacket Mississippi's Jackie's we good the [ __ ] they had it that first crew working in there it was black women doing the serve and then the old white man came out the back hold the biggest pot of green beans I was like oh did he make those I don't want to try those if he made those he was like nah he could have good he put Lowery's and everything in his green beans and [ __ ] he never been home her right hand they can eat at the bag we did mouth maybe they gonna start all tied up we had the real white man right there was the white man inmate there was a rapper the big bubble sauce almost box yeah they go bubbles box right there mumbles phone call the poles rip Knoxville you from Atlanta you drove up from Atlanta [Applause] well the Anunnaki and no way you'd be playing [Applause] come on come on [Applause] happy birthday baby happy birthday you see you see how you women know I'm a birthday to people got on a happy birthday [ __ ] shirt the sexy the sassy but too sweet but stop and Kurtis Wakanda unfiltered Oh what do I say this a super classic [Applause] in the class he did this he can you stand see on the harm now I'm gonna tell you how I know to hear it good she got no edges look at this [ __ ] no edges just plays a place like this [Applause] a home [Applause] yeah [Applause] this you got a ship rated like that oxy they used to be on don't real bad it got off yeah you know itt that used to be on heroin but she clean out she get her hair braider like that likes you is doping thing he said what a big site okay give up this zone up in here like that I see see why I thought you had a can of beer this I'm by the Tanner wife I open it I can't open this [ __ ] baby hand it over you drink all that you go into the hospital ask anything it might guy's a goddamn shirt in his residue in his fingernail oh man a Red Bull a Red Bull in the middle like hands yeah drink a goddamn heroin residues what's up sweetheart you ain't here with the cousin would then take I'm gonna bid on the show you by yourself why you by yourself she wanted to be by your job she says she by herself commanded you gotta see she got the titties in here looking like well yeah wait you got the Puff Daddy mama wig only local good I see one had to take that I can't [ __ ] with him why not on the golden we she's a golden retriever she was offended by that sea lion wait a minute [ __ ] don't be disrespecting go we got a layaway hiding [ __ ] cuz that know she take that off she kind of breeze right though hello hello Carlos I got somebody right here loosen [ __ ] his hands liggett in his mama's right here this has to look at any moment right here what's the name the ring it my damn self Ricky Fontaine oh yeah oh yeah together yeah how long y'all been together she's yeah they've been together that long but they Pink's ain't even the same they tried to dress a leg and they [ __ ] it up been together a few months they don't know each other like that yeah I don't believe it she got her hair braided like poetic justice she got to tell you like y'all was [ __ ] in the back of a mail truck was what y'all came here then why is your home home come from over dinner for you playing anyway you working for Cali Cali got it look Kelly's way we together neke now to make it serious what they did with a swag disease I mean it's you how do you all who you see who you see what's up and you put what's going on here I got something saying here [ __ ] I don't know Pete what you from around a pink I'm Paula Barlow you from Harlem me all the way over here Jesse Pratt's in Chelsea [ __ ] pride change Nick ain't never been yeah you can't go now it's probably goddamn public right this whole foods [ __ ] yeah I do for fun out here in Knoxville escape [Applause] from where Worcester Worcester what's the flood [ __ ] to do it Knoxville trying to wake here in the Senate I'm nothing [ __ ] i my ass oh gee Playa right here with the picnic shirt on what you do who find Audrey oh you know that [ __ ] play he only got the two-minute buttons but he got all the bottom and the top over bigot doesn't even get let's go walk out the aisles like this [ __ ] I hope the wind blowing when they can see all this got their [ __ ] on a boat on purpose outfit he written the grill or take a nap everywhere he goes I go to sleep or cook some meat is up do what you do for little G like I live for a living mechanics bill oh yeah look at look at old you say that one more time for my blessing mother blessing excuse me manager go back inside commit game but you'll get your stupid answer [Applause] oh my man hey hey Marlon biggest hit in a white robe over though that was hilarious you done spilled your drink what happened she spilled your drink laughing let's build your dream now your tit is drunk they gonna be sleeping under my [ __ ] in or is it you think you spilled a drink she was in the car sleep slobbered on her blouse oh it raining outside so it raining outside bed or using ran through a sprinkler was everybody white people we got black people we got my African man right there they played the white girl so you can come to America you know y'all don't love each other as they look I have $50,000 if you allow me to become mrs. Wilson online huh just to get married I talk and sit down they get on behind me no toilet tissue man's it out man let's take a look like he's ready they have somebody choose me so you say you think it's to face I come on to face down I'll kill make a luscious like a [Music] long wooden party show Hey look baby oh that's me right now oh look at the [ __ ] don't wanna come in there you go come on bring it in we announce video you got a place of promise you Jan's were laughing for the soul got there you go rob a [ __ ] playing it Jay okay go ladies take it down what you don't do we're not going it [ __ ] put it mo forgot my play you alright no it's a video can I say the money I'm on the road i'ma lay it back down I ain't coming to play show me how you gonna walk in okay you know you got steps so I'm a creep [Music] [Applause] [Music] again I got it no but you got a pea photo let's see her it's cat which good that was all that dojos a name that one yes you do mama father sad are you farts that I don't even know my father [ __ ] I do that's why I'm trying to come tell you about all right I want to know about it [Music] you broke out on the ground cooking in it you want it yeah you do any skate nah cuz you got a finger gun put a wheel gun out I paid the biggest yellow [ __ ] nobody man that [ __ ] is spam for your health can there about a poodle each other if you're skiing salute all the people that I am here record the show for their cousins who couldn't make it thank y'all you're a dirty [ __ ] you don't know what I find no ticket girl I got you and all y'all muhfuckas in the record on a hands who are officially gonna look like the VHS tape to everybody this [ __ ] only look good on you womb you gonna try to hook that [ __ ] up to the TV it's gonna look like y'all trying to watch porn in the nineties on Cinemax I think that was a titty right there no one good pose in this audience this epistle goodness is his audience I'm trying to baby I please white lady you said now we did that one game problems at Knoxville oh no white ladies ooh [ __ ] tonight then change your mind in 10 years I don't remember saying yes and we are going to jail for [ __ ] with Amber no bail only way I'm a [ __ ] with a white woman knoxville as if she from a halls with a home right [ __ ] is it I'm looking for one of them angel Rose [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] the lobby [Applause] hello come on come on [ __ ] nobody tell your crew faster get up if we walk around this [ __ ] Oh [Music] it's okay that figures not playing so [ __ ] ass down [Music] he didn't even move when he told her to sit the [ __ ] down he was like this she's about to get back up that [ __ ] in did she stood up again that [ __ ] said [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] ass girl nobody got time he he walk around strut your goddamn [ __ ] is supposed to stage you don't even know these [ __ ] [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] down she disrespectful it was the dress that was a perfect example of what I look ghetto chick see how she listens but she didn't listen and I walk down there but almost and they don't listen all the way but you listen enough just love listen that was something she always got a better last word I don't believe that just happened in front of me like that thank you so she got so people she was at the show because she gets hard man sit your ass down I was there that's why you got to be careful fellas cuz I'm telling you man when your girl to sash you want to fee disrespect but it's gonna be like the worst moment ever [ __ ] oh Jesus you're [ __ ] us up she didn't say that all of that [ __ ] that she did let go and forgave you for and she act like she crude and one night you had to show now see we're killing it - yeah say that - piece [ __ ] I'll find it first [Applause] she walked down out like Diana wrong okay back that [ __ ] was sitting there like I turn on my [ __ ] did you do this [ __ ] game huh you want to walk around the show [ __ ] with huh you think he's a goddamn hey my [ __ ] I told you you leave me Aiki you didn't that [ __ ] I told Dad make a turn didn't Ike sitting in that goddamn chair he care about him he got a lot invested over there he got dope over a house ship in the bed your boss [ __ ] a chocolaty ladies what y'all doing what y'all get so do I wait to be disrespectful why don't you just let y'all your anger out when you're angry and stop holding all this [ __ ] in whip it don't work like this I know but I'm trying to get some insight as to why I do that cuz fellas business ain't your girl they won't tell you they know how to play with [ __ ] egos cuz they know what your ego supposed to be when they meet you but they're filled to [ __ ] all the way up to here and the moment you act like you ain't got no sense she gonna talk bad to you [ __ ] what y'all wanna do something she gonna do one day you thinking you [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of you thinking you the man one day she'll be like baby let's go to the movies I want to see this new move malory for like doing all that [ __ ] man I'm tired I've been working all day oh you're tired oh oh since you didn't want to come with me I never came with you you like what [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you say what is you talk about so so so goddamn true right baby beets oh no some children they can flip some [ __ ] Taiyo you know but I'm asking I'm [ __ ] wouldn't think of this tired Wow like tire Wow think it's tire oh okay I'll remember their belly got beer any time you ask me for any [ __ ] thing that's what I'm gonna be don't never told you you asked why they be holding on the [ __ ] they don't be holding on the [ __ ] they don't even know what the [ __ ] they mad about they still think it's gonna taste a mind game exactly it might hit him at 3 4 o'clock in the morning that's why you wake up darling coupe vans miss Collins you'll be dead and sleep and get a call just on some good [ __ ] who the [ __ ] you dreaming bout like I felt it I knew you were somewhere with a [ __ ] like no fellas don't let him control you bro don't let him control you you can say you tie you know time oh so you tied [ __ ] in my [ __ ] they gotta be yo [ __ ] get over hey better be yo [ __ ] cuz all you fellas out here living off dick you [ __ ] got a real short leash she gonna be mad as a [ __ ] you living in the house just because you can [ __ ] good you ain't bringing on Lunchables lord is one dish left in the sink away from being homeless immediately oh my god [ __ ] around and make a sandwich you leave it my quip the mayonnaise in the slinky if you [ __ ] walk - ain't no room for ever done time find [ __ ] you know what somebody just had a stroke saying your name Carlo Brett oh my god man sit down Oh what you gotta sit down Lucy screaming - oh no no I tell him to sit down cuz it that is just as he stood out real quick and got Disney no then spirit here no puss is here to jump up real quick that's what it was yeah yeah I made that puss it hot who said it I did yeah you see how she jumps straight up one more time oh yeah yep she work at national yeah yeah oh you know I [ __ ] with her she got them solve arms ain't nothing like they wonder with them solve a as on the lunch lady off they care about you you have a whole [ __ ] there soft meat just make me relax it's gonna be all right are you gonna solve all he's no better and they got a hangover they got they got the meth arms what's your name G simple right temple right what's a simple rhythm always the most good white person name I have ever [ __ ] heard a window tempo rain oh that's it it's a tempo no they show official it's your birthday boy hey man Timbo what they got to do a Timbo hey the only reason temple lady is cuz he sell Timbo raised overhead to use the car to get to the show we'll come on then tip oh you can ride well I won't go to [ __ ] oh wow comedy show happy birthday Tim Oh ray you from Augusta Georgia - ok I gotta go roll these in it the door don't ya we crazy we just met they all rolled over here Timbo drivin everybody tired of playing music make your tempo to get down I was cool what you think you playing look at this already let me go no you plan to me go no ain't that what you busy Suzy go pour some sugar on me if you won't serve like tempo time is [ __ ] - [ __ ] off I'm not trying to listen the white blue white strip club music with you money are they cheese my cherry pie please don't think like mega tempo what the [ __ ] is this tempo put dog scored in the star player walk it roll crazy [ __ ] hey like how do they know yeah we ain't stupid we make sure everybody make sure y'all they talk about this much loves how these ladies who got they have rated for the whole song once Oh for the whole winner and it's just you're tired lady shot turbo - when y'all take the braids out in the middle and then just leave the top ones and scare the [ __ ] outta maker when you go on to sleep in the middle and the Braves on top [ __ ] I had time ago so what do they mean like I know deep part you stay long but it like them a little breather they always [ __ ] up first what I mean I'll tell you what new clothes because they hurt it ain't really no hair right there they just be trying to act like it is they put a look like I just won't admit that they could just leave it bigger just Rock the look Mari on in the front right hey the funniest [ __ ] don't ladies a man y'all need to tell them African ladies they does not have to pray josh is so tight I mean y'all be looking like you can plate coming out the shelf oh my god before here [ __ ] ha god damn maybe a [ __ ] they all understand he'll give a [ __ ] about Charlotte being there heating up their stinking hands fool jumping up and see if you start decis heating up the rat [ __ ] oh my god is so [ __ ] up y'all gonna just say they like the African dude are you sittin right there you know what on the shop we own the whole complex hey I like several summers y'all feet is [ __ ] up them heart is the baby beggin EVP on it for since we got African brother here why why don't what is it such a stigma from African Jews to black Americans man why we can't just get along like they will [ __ ] them up Oh pull up we gonna move that wrong even though oh okay here come the paramedics hold up somebody's booty to light up man with a deep you poot it somebody put it we had a heavy earthquake did you poop 40 leave them alone Ellen they find they good they are right there by the help Anthony yeah he's fine Ellen sees a black people soon as you leave they're gonna do it again just just you a witness just steps we know him and then leave them alone thank you you don't have the call to come she gonna go right up there well that's not the [ __ ] said leave us alone [Applause] get you a man let me get a Swisher pack up like a mouse what do you see I say let me get it swishes black and mouse why you guys always come here by swisher Sweets can be out I come you [ __ ] never buy newspaper huh you [ __ ] never eat here I cannot stand it here you [ __ ] I a degree further like good don't even know you I got a washer - see - sure dog is hot they get hot they had the breezeway got some key they gotta get it's good enough oh [ __ ] wait wait yeah you'll see Becky come on but they really hired all this white security in Knoxville what the [ __ ] they don't do nothing right a for these big-ass Knoxville [ __ ] get man what the [ __ ] is Ellen gumboot sir put your phone up this about to shoot this club you think they give a [ __ ] about a phone you [ __ ] you play Waylon if you want to you have never seen now one one down so quick in your life she already got the man and the one down there phone they didn't act up that one honking here so quick authorities will be here in no time that's what you don't know they already in here he's an undercover failure yep Tom and some [ __ ] come on Timbo ray jump up everybody get on the goddamn ground Timbo ray see DAF paci simple ray you'll see three bug bugs come from the ceiling on fruit what the [ __ ] going on in Knoxville karma take it on the ground Mike you know what I know what going on I don't seen it oh you better buy your building and go home hey what's up man people have been asking me what is the website that I can go to to make bets online and I'm telling you it's my book yeah that's my beat oh okay I ain't that's the site to hit I'm telling you bro posting links so they can know where to go to they have live in game Benton and they will match your first deposit 100% up to $1,000 flip your money right out the gate and for all your fantasy players listen you can even bent the over/under on how many points your fantasy player would score come on now get in the game use our promo code 85 south and get your first deposit match a hundred percent up to $1,000 tell them carlos searching when you get there promo code 85 south see you guys later today one world but I want look slogan all the bugs you talk to now the right piece Timberlake jump up and say hey watch it [ __ ] that's when it's time to get out of it once the white people say [ __ ] watch your mouth [ __ ] that's what that's the eight [ __ ] it's a white people huh I got walk I was [ __ ] what they got in the one that's no but let me tell you something about ten you a whole bunch of sheets some history all this you don't want it tell you one goddamn thing about what you get their mouth up a meat boy I'm from Knoxville Tennessee and I forgot there may homes either I'm from the real Knoxville and now he talks the hell I don't want to you a soul for touching any a potty mark when you listen here you sumbitch I don't give a [ __ ] if you from Knoxville I drove up here from foreign clean Tennessee and I beat your [ __ ] ass if you ever try to come over here disrespect anything I got going on my baby girl my wife I shoot [ __ ] out of you sumbitch you ain't gonna shoot a goddamn thing you [ __ ] [ __ ] first of all right there you you short dick sumbitch you crossed my property left me and my brother Terry's gonna beat you make a comment about another grown man's body parts you answer last your wife i short my dick is [ __ ] listen to me you [ __ ] cotton-picking black [ __ ] if you ever cross my property line you come back over here we're gonna beat your ass to the Tennessee Volunteers wins it's a champion wait a minute [Applause] I'm gonna tell you what your wife did to me I came over to your house last night when you're taking your truck in service and your wife gave me some rocket [Applause] some of the baby monitor when you get that big of a [ __ ] of yours you can't even father [ __ ] you mother [ __ ] I got the fighter [ __ ] she finds it first of all focuses laughing at this [ __ ] can suck on the bottom of my oh yeah one more thing you [ __ ] tip my way get your goddamn ass over here before I [ __ ] you up i tiptoe right get your ass up here tip alright we enjoy and get your ass up here it's in low right and [ __ ] snowgo feel like a goddamn hey wait a minute no thanks hit my wife Sita I thought your father takes him over fights hippo right what's going on my him hey hey hey I'm having a little problem with these pulses next door to me right all right Timbo there you see my handsome right back the [ __ ] up man we just now go around like mules here [ __ ] on the top of his [ __ ] head right here [ __ ] Chicken Little Oh Timbo right come here champ all right I went coming right here Timbo right hi hey clay this is my cousin Tim boy he's from Augusta Georgia all right you see this he's got to Adolf Hitler swoop but he ain't a racist he loves black people but I hate you sons of [ __ ] so i'ma tell you like this here if you or your [ __ ] stupid ass [ __ ] / [ __ ] brother ever cross [ __ ] you come on Timbo way to come over there drop some good old-fashioned white man talk to your wife ain't that right boy all right sit your goofy ass down before I [ __ ] you up go back over and sit down I haven't seen this son of a [ __ ] let's see drove off with my six eight dollars we were going ham on some man in some chicken sandwiches he ain't both chicken sandwiches and they were brought the drugs back [ __ ] Timbo imagine man a black man with a white man I can't see it happening hey wait a minute hey I'm sorry where'd you get all this Negro in your voice from you sound like a goddamn me go man what the [ __ ] you've been doing down there Augustus come by begin on your way a little bit of everything get yourself a goddamn get out of here Thibault drunk [ __ ] I'm going to sleep shirt on Tim all right Timbo I got the Nikes all white news wear when they're scared to buy their crack in the hood but they sit the car just shake it turn this [ __ ] off me Thibault alone wait a minute Oh y'all got all y'all you they look like they play a game before tonight can they hear me on the handset can I hit me can I hit you what is it these Gators know you gotta hit thing disappears camera this [ __ ] still working he say can you hit me on the camera he was like oh wait a minute no I don't what's up girl hey you trying to get up out of here yeah yeah he from Long Beach where you look like a cool air awkward that could cook barbecue real good I guess it ain't like you oh man every time where are you from are they big broke a little bit you from here so you remember the old Knoxville before the dovish it with the dope boys [ __ ] was real you know who they did how long knoxville been having all do you finance when that's the day now goes up bigger Daniel I uh a matter of fact let me go back here and check on my man - you go check on Chico I'm bad from earlier man is 100 I'll go check on him in how he got a check on her [ __ ] wow look at this [ __ ] with the shades right now don't walk past they go Obie they go walk back how I just want to walk back all this bigger he when I walk back he wouldn't let her walk say he would like he wouldn't let her walk back he said if she got up and she gonna end up getting smacked come here no say he mad as hell she's never been nowhere and I can tell he [ __ ] don't stand up for these [ __ ] we hit Topsfield man you're sittin with a killer [Music] he was like sailing away a free day oh don't do that weak [ __ ] huh kid he was like disrespecting he go on Oh we plant and y'all ain't no book sir but I didn't know that y'all had egg yolks too with the crystal hola no star [Music] oh I'm gonna say hey man but damn and they can say i'm a boy i'm gonna say ma'am listen here he said i'm a boy i'm sorry they got a date that game was a paper today for some [ __ ] to talk about a [ __ ] my facebook i'll kelly back in jail finding ain't never leave i did they don't they've got 2014 what they go watch your bones right pause don't get a VHS VHS got to get a vc out of Washington are Kelly's sex tapes they say they found 20 tape I may not believe it the big is afraid is freaking my [ __ ] a turn them over like look they giving it to all a man it is what it is but a nigga's the music with James no I'm not saying it is I've no [ __ ] is [ __ ] up I just don't understand how [ __ ] going the court every week for two [ __ ] that live with I understand that is illegal when you are Kelly [ __ ] they was Madison boss [ __ ] that [ __ ] got mad on that interview he enough the interview did it when he would he did the interview like it's over with man all right so check this out man though you shouldn't a thing like what is honey honey is what you would call a browser and on the site it's a little you download the app and then you do your normal shopping and it's gonna automatically apply the discount to whatever you bought it's crazy how this works it might be the new Wade speaking of which me and Jo Ann will be recording some of the album and we needed some headphones of the week and I went online and I typed in and what I wanted to find and then honey gave me on found me like a 20% discount which is magnificent that's money in my pocket why would you want to use it Time magazine basically calls honey free money honey with the free money so look if you want to start falling like I'm falling that how we polynomial native apps I'll show you need to go get you one of these let me give you some key points in first of all it's free it's registered over 37,000 popular online shopping sites and stores its automatic two clicks set it up on on your own time and shop like normal babe now I feel like is my duty if I find some free money to put you up on free money so that's Carlos Miller telling me to go to honey calm forward slash eighty five stop so you use my code because I want you to get this plan hey you know how will you better get suspended but you get banned real quick so you guys that's really how things get mad when they're guilty though when they get caught by men fellas you never get caught live and then turn it to a whole that their bins their Washington please you see but you even get said oh man when your girl catch you lying when you forget aggressive or or say because with that aggression will pitch believe what you want to believe and I got this [ __ ] right feather you ever walked out y'all girls with nowhere to go get [ __ ] and I've gone there [ __ ] now you're just sitting in the car man is the boss drugged awaiting further I'd like to turn off upstairs you can go back in the house it's in the living room [ __ ] stupid as [ __ ] I'm at house one time and locked myself out don't scream but fellas tell the truth the best [ __ ] in the world is when you'll be wrong but you can't tell her what you really was doing I know you [ __ ] the beach you ain't gotta face [ __ ] are you man you like Amy [ __ ] that [ __ ] get out [ __ ] my other [ __ ] ain't no such thing as a 1d girl gonna take me to I ain't listen usually gonna hold you right a woman if she wrong you as a hell of a day because a woman work they will not admit they will be able to turn that [ __ ] around some way shape or form she wrong as a [ __ ] she didn't accuse you adore some [ __ ] you ain't even think about door oh okay well basically if you would just make me feel more special I wouldn't have to feel so insecure about what we have going on now you feel like whoa baby I love you daddy is your fault [ __ ] now you apologizing for her being wrong don't do that don't do that fella from cave in like that what you came in when that [ __ ] tell you I won't do that so so you're telling me you all that hip here to hold on huh so your whole I'm a hope don't you say that nice to me no such thing ladies how many of y'all admit when y'all wrong I'll be home no no well you did catch a woman dead as you can walk in on her sucking dick chill question you what are you doing here how did you get here I knew you didn't have a job you said the hours you worked as you would be I want you to collect my money and it's so much easier for women to get away before [ __ ] cuz [ __ ] wit all the [ __ ] [ __ ] don't give a [ __ ] about being a side [ __ ] ain't gon call for some [ __ ] when we in the car with you when you're on the phone with your boyfriend later y'all do that [ __ ] you ain't they get ya hey baby how you who the [ __ ] is that ah that was my stomach yeah yeah my aunt's gone yeah they gonna never do that they gonna be quiet sit quiet on the side cause he bet sometimes you run into them girls with them emotional and eggs and [ __ ] they call you a [ __ ] don't you beat up with you think saying they're gonna make them stop man I let a [ __ ] go ma'am ten events an ego thing man came little good she will stop if you realize that you're getting full bro let me ask you this it's hotter [ __ ] you gonna let it go you cook better than your mama she suck big like she won a trophy for it the [ __ ] believe in your hope three no not like this Hey bagels wanna how you gonna leave it but oh my god yeah wins happy before you're gonna leave the worst thing about it every [ __ ] turn left and then when you leave it you see that you really got [ __ ] before bags and two phone charges I mad need my girl apparently ain't had a complete meal since we broke up just just main course there's no science chicken no sense just when you're how you wanna just you need four men that forgive like it's different like ladies I know this won't sound crazy but it's it should be easier for y'all to forgive [ __ ] for cheating it it is for us to forgive y'all and I'm gonna tell you why because we [ __ ] - [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] [ __ ] you like there's a difference there's a difference I truly couldn't [ __ ] them you not this negative showed you all the best characteristics of himself and then you got a whole negative take out all the characteristics of the negative you [ __ ] wit don't have and you don't win the [ __ ] this [ __ ] you expect me to take you back this [ __ ] live and make a we in a homes this [ __ ] live in F homes even got nine letters up from us I can you can't come back over here you gotta got their bath tub with jets in a Jacuzzi and all that [ __ ] now you come women listen but fellas fellas we don't give a [ __ ] like a [ __ ] no hair no like real Santa with that [ __ ] we are [ __ ] what cuz we can [ __ ] that's just what it is and I know y'all hate to hear that late ladies y'all hear that truth and be like that [ __ ] don't make no sense but that's the truth [ __ ] don't give a [ __ ] we we don't have no standing cuz we gotta get [ __ ] that's where we we can't just walk down the street and look good and just get Harley that ain't no [ __ ] walking down the street with businesses pulling up hey where you goin sexy let me get you a ride nope no [ __ ] besides me but I'm different well you why you walking Carlo sometimes I just walk this to see who's gonna pick it pick it up ladies don't believe that [ __ ] you ever kiss your man [ __ ] with another another chick just ask me help me jump the [ __ ] if the [ __ ] love you here hold our arms that's what a guy what you wanna do baby I hold on homey I'll go to jail don't do that fella don't listen it's okay to be a little I like your shirt I know it's a kingdom but you gotta think my ladies I don't want to tell you out here be honest cater to you ma'am if you want to stay Kate we didn't go Katie you [ __ ] we take a cannula hey you owe everything I bent the bill being paid with rubber you guys [Music] [ __ ] god damn [ __ ] die oh and respect if you got a good man ladies and you know you got a good man good man with the trains with his own face on his show here good man slaughter when he first came out good man what'd he do that make him a good man yeah see like I ain't know that but not like I'm a real tip ket man broker that the black man is hard as [ __ ] I hear these creeps we got a deal with a lot of [ __ ] you feel me when we come home [ __ ] we trying to talk to our probation officer right it's hard you gotta get your man you gotta die so when I'm a hard worker that get up and go and do what he's supposed to do and make money and make sure the whole family take care to kids his responsibilities he under a lot of pressure cuz he got a turn he got to turn down [ __ ] every day and he don't get no cool points cuz that's what he's supposed to do no and I know ladies y'all hear that I think we're we time down [ __ ] - that's true but y'all turning down [ __ ] they want to [ __ ] we turn it down [ __ ] that need I help I mean I know [ __ ] they need help please young talk to me I'm turning down some [ __ ] I wanna put some big in you we turning down women this [ __ ] one get the closer she need me she bagging groceries I can change your life now i'ma stop you when you laugh but you're telling the true so keep going I'm sorry oh [ __ ] I don't understand lady I got to understand this hard being a man out here we appreciate y'all and if you got a good man there fellas they look if you got a girl don't be doing that cheating [ __ ] that [ __ ] lame specially she bringing [ __ ] home and I did she allow cuz your girl like Carlos said something that's profound your girl just might be the hole that we need leather home do you wanna be over here with us hoeing don't bless you now you keep getting caught worried about who she [ __ ] right all this investigation if she ain't [ __ ] at the house don't ruin her summer let her hope in peace how Kings always she showing you respect and lying to you and locking her phone and turning that [ __ ] on silent is that your goddamn business to figure out that the pears cold is her baby's birthday and go through there and look at all the big pictures and [ __ ] what kind of free dance thing I wanna see that he's got some digging huh phone some big ol dicks so once you can't believe some big ones that a homegirl sinner and holder sister in the [ __ ] that she work with they got a whole crew chance full of [ __ ] they put me in alphabetical order they got a separate folder for the circumcised Dixon uncircumcised it means they got another phone follow the dicks they laugh and I swear to God ladies make some noise if you got 20 big thing you phone right man she stood up that me she got fifteen sixteen hundred dicks in uh-oh that means she got 13 14 mile work the digit in her phone if you laid all them [ __ ] down 75 you make it to Atlanta call weight down been making all I'm saying ladies this week women love it stuff man and we appreciate how tough it is being a woman la is where we always women we each other we understand how powerful and beautiful yalla listen if it went no [ __ ] with no [ __ ] wouldn't be nothing to do [ __ ] the peaches out here just zombies oh look wait just let that just that [ __ ] breathe for a minute if you want no [ __ ] it wouldn't be nothing to do right at all you think I love stop let's just think about it for a second think about the reality of that oh just let it be you take [ __ ] take showers do they want to be clean nope think about that we say make us buy clothes and cars because they want to be just they just love to know is we gotta keep ourselves for the women gotta keep ourselves right because we want to be a good representation of who we are so we can look good when y'all decide y'all want to [ __ ] with us because y'all got the [ __ ] and that's the power say women think we want all [ __ ] but real [ __ ] know you ain't even compatible with all no not at all hell no it's only three days in the world that you can sail anywhere you can sell a gun anywhere you can sell some gold anywhere and you can sell some [ __ ] wow yeah in the world always a consumer you always go to my man right here finish with some [ __ ] and they be like hey I got the please like I do by the way so ladies what I'm saying is just [ __ ] is great it's a very very big risk and some sanity crazy Weasley is amazing but all I'm saying is a man is it wouldn't be [ __ ] without some dick to validated so give us some credit time to time the are babies is given [ __ ] a little bit of credit look at the ladies quiet in the mall [ __ ] y'all never want to give a [ __ ] credit I hear whatever I don't think the women get enough credit for being responsible with the [ __ ] bro like who's the guy who drug in it what if they flooded the streets we'll put it in a shrink all brother activity yeah I've been cranking on it right now all the boats struck out struck out [Music] Oh he's a member so young he needs them now he has such a bright future he could've been come back [Music] that's all they can really [ __ ] the world up if they [ __ ] I bet I gotta kick the [ __ ] like the money they can only put a certain amount in the streets at a time that's very true because it telling you true it's true who you got it from let's go I want some you want some oh I want some morning I only guy I know I just purchased the lower half a piece of wood what you want one get here oh wait a bit I get back [Music] [Applause] [Music] young [ __ ] overdose and [ __ ] is power to this powerful good puss it make me some wild [ __ ] all of it I'm em I got some [ __ ] so good a me helping a [ __ ] put a Permenter here I was like yeah I got you put your hair back me your hair back in the sink as good operators right there for real where you put a hell yeah boy put that relaxing mom [ __ ] on dr. Mericle I'd never forget good cuz hey you do not know when to go home you just be over a house you scream I mean I can stay as you need okay they're looking for [ __ ] to fix [ __ ] push it on Lady hell yeah I don't want to put my clothes on I misplace my shoe key oh man shout out to all the ladies they got that kind of [ __ ] some like you Oh miss herrings real hairy everytime hi how wait it is I get it that's why they keep all their hair is to catch the fluid what you say a camera crew to catch the fluids that why I smell like them you go down this smell like that [Applause] [Music] thank you baby damn hey DC oh oh you too how you know you love me over it like every everyday for real she got some pins on her shirt like obituary that's [ __ ] up know what she did why cuz I killed it [ __ ] that's why she did this PK is Cindy put that couch any coffee yeah yeah we got a plan on a mini pocket right now if they're going this sodariot topic got shots in time out Nega guy damn can you see you I'm surprised I got all the good snacks up there Maurice eclipse yeah that's what I said not the good [ __ ] in up there they up there flying chicken and everything up there doing I know but do we have any bad people in the head it might be some cracking on well yeah well yeah is it witness the food I want got a rolled-up Oh we're fair they had a longest the longest married cook how long but he's got a there was a lot of fingers how about eleven years thirty years hello Wiley can I live on your teeth can I get it reca dance Thursday we got hurt even if I beat 13 years 13 years every gun for 3060 with 15 there she saying I've no he said they've been the yellow 16 man for 13 hello you young together to CT mara 13 so the first three you better get [ __ ] off black oh oh he was really into the penitential that man [ __ ] was rough in there I thought you were later down like a homecoming bunny thing he brought another one this [ __ ] make you both have ants in them pants ma'am the Big Buddha Buddha [ __ ] with the same pants on hey buddy - good policy we [ __ ] y'all I'm gonna sit over here with your teasing [ __ ] oh good ain't playing I don't wanna play spades and [ __ ] you later look like a good ass Artie I know she'll good thing cuz she got that tattoo on her titty for real yeah yeah what's your name kid on our team you know be at the show when they be opening I'm scared Artie this show going on a longer scream hang on you walking Artie how she got to clean she who's you hold it by keep sweat over this big tree much love to the girl that blue do-rag on she [ __ ] yeah if time but a night down like in the middle right here that's what's got ichigo be right yeah those good balled up top she'll I gotta go girly sees was how what you gonna do [ __ ] give me a bread of the ring and if you gotta watch Carlos nice that you know Carlos gonna be over there [ __ ] stay laughs I'm gonna stay over about tip moment she already talked about Bambi a Cadillac she gonna [ __ ] you loosen it Macy Gray better stuff God dang guns don't be some Betty right she gonna [ __ ] that [ __ ] listening to today kiraku hey Chico she swishing it pulled me he might not go back up there see watch me watch me just like Joe Dirt she got the show she got the Joker dude like she really didn't pull me yeah I got another one I think I did neither baby in the front the temple way in the back that's it crazy that's how she stay alive [ __ ] young [ __ ] I know I [ __ ] with was it me Connie Carly's a big header she had a mission her whole time what you doing here I am here looking for spirits are you 30 you better leave my goddamn Connie alone you know how hard it is to find another connie [ __ ] they don't make them no more what you say hot paint that ain't Monty you saw her trying to put that was on me hey Monty l know what girl needs man I just got a young face oh I'm not accepting no more family members if my momma didn't have no pictures of you at the house we are not related but away from me man this is stupid how's it sound easy you smell immature you gotta think he's got a sound like there is no shudders [ __ ] Eddie Murphy oh boomerang mom his dad my real cooz Kol they'll tell you they got 80 lakhs go anyhow lay it down she got a nightgown on you ain't that the scene you wanted it before she got a whole nightgown it's another thing it's had up in your ceiling like this no man one time a year you go over older lady house soon as you walk in money Blenheim flow lady [ __ ] the [ __ ] house you just keep smelling mothballs you know what the [ __ ] is going on see if you got more balls in the pillowcases with it no I got my grandson leave his clothes over here while he hit the penitentiary I'm holding his clothes fall yeah you don't need this [ __ ] so she try to get up there and ride you digging you hear both knees crack oh [ __ ] I shouldn't put all this big on this grown man's woman oh no she got health insurance at that had to hurt the way this you know tight no no no no no no no they gotta go to work tomorrow ain't doing that is he gonna pull with a heart so when they get on tap I think I may just go to sleep that's how you know you don't [ __ ] the [ __ ] out once you get up put her panties back on I want no smoke now with you yeah I gotta go mokuba's be trying to [ __ ] with the lights out that he know they got ya back on so I can push the grocery bag together sans that's why they put it back on you if you beat that pulls up and she'll get up and go pee you got some more work to do you got a [ __ ] touch again that long yeah I thought of cougar header of fat air one time she took my pants off it was an append I play I see you do it do I see I finish it twice I'm like damn [ __ ] you got to paint she had on some panties over a diaper thing that is a trick right there that's terrible oh wait a minute is the first way they come over here not strap mama like this really was my last stroke [ __ ] William Cooper went over house Sunday to watch football ex-husband was out that could grant Oh like no ain't ready to be at this point in my life yeah hey I knew I had to stop [ __ ] with Kobe Brooklyn I got scared one time I swore on everything the TV was not on growing our [ __ ] Oprah I sworn in so you know but y'all [ __ ] I'm trying to give up all the truth cutie but you can't because that is it like old battleship you can't sink it a [ __ ] to have folk kids grandkids 32 family cuz the way they sent got damn [ __ ] they be lookin now real car I need to start [ __ ] with you one cooler brother I swear the TV went on by what not going to eat a [ __ ] bro what it's a rare condition this game here boo boo boo boo no vision - ha she'd like to get her [ __ ] hate to family matters that's an old lady [ __ ] right there get her [ __ ] a to a theme song I like [ __ ] 80 Golden Girls start you'll be into [ __ ] with Martin only you laugh in the poop that's when you know you that's when you know you're in the relationship without [ __ ] than something good on the TV y'all both stop and look back like goddamn I think he gonna get away with that [ __ ] baby yeah drop my weed on his stupid car don't make that [ __ ] up no don't smoke it you smoke this topic you're gonna be from [ __ ] got [ __ ] on me one more show up for real didn't make it they coming to this [ __ ] [ __ ] he'll get caught they are never real [ __ ] I'll get dressed now anybody in the cardiac sea creatures or Seabees on CP time cool to be on sometime it feel good to show up late to certain events call it man if we were if you were to show up and you started exactly on time y'all would've called Elena here well what the [ __ ] were you know well [ __ ] around with the whole time and she my mother would have thought we wouldn't it depended if we started on time and she lets a boat team when they start just show your run sheet and then the PC is rolling up asbestos off this copper bringing its location you could put on the atlases and they know if this was it [Applause] see you [ __ ] around you about the spirit a weed again no I hear me attack I came down a [ __ ] you but yeah I got good weed out here Knoxville here yeah here now I gotta say it's hard you know you trying to think I was four miles left how you know what the we good let me who smoke weed hey hey we came in like how about to me that's a cop-out to me cuz [ __ ] black is out from Cali they don't make you smoke that's the best we can I got the bat you know you smoking some good weed like who are we smoking it how you know if you smoke this is good you happy it makes you wanna funk and make you wanna eat and you judge me like I did some [ __ ] today you know you smoke this is good we know you play well you get me oh you know you smoking some good weed when you just sit there take a whole bunch of [ __ ] you could do put you on dude under I'm sure you know these folks was good weed when you walk around the house looking for your keys and they in your hand for 30 minutes I know I left them off [ __ ] somewhere let me go outside see if I left them in the car yeah you know you got some good we were you around a lot of people and you smoked your butt by yourself you ever be so how you forget what side of the guest - car the gas tank or didn't [ __ ] roll around the gas pump six times like a big I think this is it right nope not again [Applause] so what was that what's this a birthday boy [Music] [ __ ] always wanna end up [ __ ] always got a better way to do with everything [Applause] [Applause] [Music] she knows everything she says you know I love your table things to come here sit and it wasn't me that she was waiting on don't work waiting on what's the album but a [ __ ] your dreams she came here 5:30 and it shows hot at 7:00 she sat in the car sweaty doctor o6 out or you drove six hours damn from where from 7:00 [Music] [Music] no look much lower everybody who drove for me to let it be here I'm talking about this it weakly shakes out it's all the people who cut it today work dance to come to this fish all the people that nos better don't never come out to [ __ ] with that but she came out to [ __ ] with us tonight we pretended we appreciate shut up in my bones simple reef came out the support she's leaving she's maybe better make it better good up the show up top we appreciate [Applause] we love you baby much loves all the ladies who what make it run about us trees enough then [Music] that's all the ladies and would a bigot but you don't like them was it out to the best you can shout out all the ladies ahead of night this look at they give away some good [ __ ] there's a man that's worthy of it somewhere here we create our Knoxville instead of magnificent experience my babies carlos vela my name is Chieko be [Applause] [Applause] not beer [Applause] now she'll give it up for Dean see ya [Music] [Music] you are officially 85 [Music] this is my show [Music] my job [Music] [Music] Oh make sure you call YouTube subscribe [Music] right here [Music] thank you [Music] Knoxville how y'all feel Knoxville Tennessee another one down man we appreciate all the love man we you know seeing how receptive y'all was to us and we know the child on come I've been out all day life and we all come to [ __ ] but we coming to [ __ ] with job appreciate y'all Knoxville 85 South Show [ __ ] they want to know there could never be another there never will be ever never you gotta go in the world you got to go to Africa man we got to go to Africa

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

Views: 2,978,513

Rating: 4.8731899 out of 5

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Id: Wca-2irKTvM

Length: 91min 5sec (5465 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 09 2019