Melon Is HEARTBROKEN In Minecraft!

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today in Minecraft I'm so sad hey melon what's wrong Melody doesn't like me and the only thing that can make me feel better is if the viewers like And subscribe right now quit being such a baby melon finally melon our cake is ready I'm eating half of it too bad okay okay sonny before you eat half of it just let me get my share No I was gonna eat all of it I knew you would try something stupid like that bro we were gonna split it evenly we baked all day we worked so hard oh wait son did you hear that yo it sounded like the doorbell whoa did we get mail I think we got mail Sonny yes what's it say what's it say I hope it's my new diamond sword that I ordered ah I took the mail out first you were too slow dang it wait it's a note what does it say bro come to my shop ASAP from quandale we gotta go we gotta go to quantails quickly go go we've just gotta get to the bridge and run across the water as fast as possible it sounds like an emergency bro who knows what went wrong I don't know bro anything could have happened maybe Dr longbottoms attack bro if it's Dr longbottoms I'll be furious but what if it's something really terrible like an asteroid that destroyed the dinosaurs is coming to try and take out the melons uh that's not that big of a deal Sunny we can deal with that like it's nothing yo what's up quandale what's the big idea wait Melody's in trouble we gotta go now Sonny this is the biggest deal in the world go go go go and relax between even get all the information do you even know where she is doesn't matter I I have a tracker on her I know exactly where she's located that's a little weird okay I'm right behind you melody I'm coming Melanie hi guys melon was in such a hurry he forgot to grab the gear that quandale set aside for us I gotta grab this quick it's gonna be freezing in the Arctic ah melod you need your winter gear I don't want you to freeze melon melon chill bro you need this outfit okay it is getting a little cold can you give me my warm boots yeah do you want the leggings and the rest of it too yeah I do I do I do I do I do yo all right there you go you'll be nice and cozy now you can survive the wind turbiome it's the Arctic out here bro it's freezing what is this pickaxe bro fiery pickaxe this is awesome [Music] oh sorry Sonny sorry sorry sorry sorry my bad you're self-explanatory you knew that would happen and you still combusted me no I thought it would it combust when I mined something because it's a pickaxe like I didn't know it would do that bro not again I get it I'm a Celestial body oh sorry sorry sorry anyways I gotta save Melody there's no time for this yo Sonny she's right there we need to use our fiery pickaxes and thaw her out no way she's actually encased in ice no wonder quando said this was an emergency how did this even happen I don't know we gotta get rid of this ice right now I'm going please Melanie are you okay I love you so much you're so beautiful wait what Sonny what did you just say uh I was pretending to be you that's all she's gonna drown chill bro we gotta hurry up okay remove all the water did you bring sponges no but I have a stone should I just pick her up no no no sonny you're gonna destroy her do not pick her up you sure yes I'm sure dude stop Melody you're saved we saved you I mean I saved you so uh Melanie we're kind of in the middle of a winter biome how did you even get here Sonny I'll be asking the questions so Melanie we're in the middle of a winter biome how did you even get here melon you burnt me to a crisp Sonny I'm not talking to you right now I'm talking to Melanie one sec second you were at the village and the next second you were here that's really weird maybe Dr longbottoms teleported you or something I was just wondering if I could uh teleport into your DMs no yeah you don't have Instagram yet uh neither do I uh um your Discord DMS is what I meant yeah oh you don't have Discord either you don't really use a computer um uh uh you're pretty ah Sonny Sonny I made it home I'm so sorry I killed you it went awful with Melanie I was flirting with her and she didn't seem interested at all oh I'm sorry to hear that bro even after you saved her yeah dude she didn't seem to care she was all cold it was like I don't have Instagram and Discord it was a nice man don't worry about it bro I've got an idea how about I be your wingman that is a fire idea stop burning me that's enough bro get rid of that pickaxe cause like fire it's good and like no no no no melon this is too much power for you get rid of it okay sorry I'll love you forever pickaxe you can't say things like that you're chasing Melanie not the pickaxe okay okay I I don't even care about you pickaxe yeah that's better that's the spirit okay well we're not in the winter biome anymore so we should probably show off our muscles for starters you're right throw this away and what are we doing we working out how are we getting Melody to like me the first thing we gotta do is get a good night's sleep you're not gonna look very impressed if you have big bags under your eyes so let's get some shut eye you're right sleepy time good night okay sunny okay sunny it's the next day it's the next time what do we do yo chill chill okay here's the plan here's the plan you're gonna go close to Melanie right and I am gonna disguise myself as an ender dragon and then you're gonna defeat me in battle and she'll be so impressed yeah with one punch and then you'll die and she'll be like oh my God Marilyn your moose glaze are so muscly and then I'll be like yeah you want to touch him and then she'll touch them and then like after that we'll have babies because that's how babies are made okay chill I don't want to hear about all this I just wanted to help you impress her a little bit okay melon over here over here I could see Melanie she's just past the fountain oh she's gorgeous okay sonny I'm gonna walk right next to her and as I walk past her I need you to swoop in as the Ender Dragon yo bro check it out perfectly cool items so it'll be super impressive when you kill me yes okay sunny let me go first let me go first no no I gotta go intimidate her and then you come and save the day oh you're right you're right Sonny you're right hey you there I'm an Ender Dragon what are you a stupid watermelon take this and and this hey melons are gross they're so disgusting it's slimy what did he do to you what did he do to you you did not taste my fist uh yeah that was a really powerful enemy that I just oh untapped I hope you didn't hurt you or anything he did oh I'm so sorry okay okay hold on let me let me get you something does this make you feel better there's two diamonds no you just want to go home what the heck guys she's so not into me melon did it work did you win her over yet no sonny she was emotionally unavailable bro maybe we're going about this to melon I have a feeling she's not interested in brute strength maybe something more like the Arts maybe you've got a craft or build her something you're probably right but what are you suggesting I think what better to steal her heart than build a giant Hearts yo you're right it's time to construct where do you think we make this masterpiece I don't know that's up to you you're gonna do the building I'm gonna collect some special effects for you as your wingman I would light off fireworks and sparklers and make it really magical but you've got to do the building that's all on you okay I'm thinking oh I've got the perfect spot guys I just need a couple more flowers and I should be able to make some really beautiful fireworks yo melon that actually looks awesome thank you bro I've been working on it isn't it epic it's pretty epic but I think if you want to impress Melanie you've gotta go a little bigger bigger you think yeah I'll give you my best shot Johnny only cause you said so I got you brother melon your build it looks perfect how would you know Sonny you're looking at a sand wall because it goes right with my fireworks you're gonna drop the wall it's gonna break on the Torches and then I'll be like boom bang bang and it's gonna be beautiful okay okay I just need you to grab Melanie for me I can't just grab Melody doesn't work that way okay well there's gotta be some way we can get her here yeah let me talk to quandale he's got her number wait why does quandale have her number I don't know why don't you ask quandale the heck hey quando Dingle yeah so I'm trying to help melon out I'm his wingman right now do you mind giving Melanie a call he built her something really nice over here past the bridge yeah you'll give her a call oh thanks quandil you're the best melon melon great news cuando said to give her a call awesome when's she gonna arrive just like behind you what Melody you're already sorry you had to look in my diaper I didn't I don't have a diaper I mean what I mean what uh check this drawing out melon melon melon you're embarrassing yourself okay I'm nervous I'm nervous all right uh Melanie I wanted to show you something okay so I'm just gonna do a little bit of magic and then all will be revealed melon melon I'm in position I'm in position I'm ready roses are red violets are blue I think you're cute and this wall she'll absolutely disappear yo it's working so Melanie do you love me yet what do you mean I'm moving too fast but like I drew I made that heart for you what do you mean it's too much for you right now no no honey Melanie please no no I'm nervous I'm running away hey don't run to me with that poopy diaper no way Sunny no way you're not gonna believe it sunny you're not gonna believe it what happened melon what happened Melanie actually gave me a DM and she wants to go on a date with me no way bro that's per perfect this is a big opportunity for you you're right Sonny you're right what do I wear oh what kind of deodorant do I put on what kind of cologne do I wear I have so many questions your melon melon all you need to worry about is not pooping your pants again that would be an absolute disaster well actually then again she might kind of think that's all right like a fertilizer type of deal never know with us smellings you know anyways Sonny I'm really nervous man what do I do you get dressed and you do you with the date I've got a plan of my own I'll see you at the cafe melon okay okay guys I think I look pretty snazzy as is okay guys I'm about to walk in I think she's already here oh what's up Melanie oh you look gorgeous I must say urine is looking very bright and vibrant these days what kind of uh melon lotion do you use oh really that's my favorite too are you on the fertilizer what's your favorite kind melon poop oh why didn't you say so I could Supply you oh oh is this Melon Big Man melon uh yeah who's this I'm on a date right now with my babes can't you see bro oh are you the same my Almighty melon who's saved our village and defeated the great triple head wither and had all the diamonds and villagers so grateful uh what other melon would it be bro any girl would be so lucky to have you yeah I've heard that before can you get out of here now I'm trying to enjoy my date with my one and only true love Melanie okay I mean uh yeah you you guys look like a great couple bye-bye guys I think that worked that should have been the perfect Wing man in or girl Wing Girling I don't even know anymore ugh fangirls you know Melanie wait you think you're gonna leave but why we haven't even gotten our food yet or even put it in order but we were vibing that girl just made it weird no are you kidding me that's stupid girl that's super girl Melanie oh I'll make this up to you I swear that was probably sunny and he ruined it for me sunny sunny yo how'd the date go did I help what do you mean did you help well I was there I kind of showed up to the cafe and was like helping you show off I I was that girl who was like you're the greatest melon of all time you got big muscles and saved the village Sunny that girl AKA you ruined the day she said she lost interest and said it was really weird that that happened wait what why I thought I was an awesome Wing man wing girl Wing person you're the worst wingman ever that's it I'm gonna go talk to quandale maybe he's got something better wait melon I'm your bro I'm your best friend I I I could totally give me another try I could be good at this no you don't know the ladies and quandale clearly has some kind of relationship with Melanie he probably knows what she likes quandale I have some questions about Melanie Melanie what are you doing here why are you with quandale are you cheating on me Melanie I swear if you're cheating on me I'll kill you goddell I'll kill you wait Melanie you were getting me a gift this whole time ew you got me a glistening melon wait does this mean that you're into me you are green for yes oh I can't wait to take you and show you around the whole world melon melon I'm sorry I'll be a better Wing man I promise yo Sunny great news what is going on here Melody is melon's future wife stay away from her stay away so anyways anyways wait Sonny what are you doing what are you doing no come on Dale Melanie was getting me a gift for Claudio what have you done so quandale wasn't trying to steal your girl are you kidding me Sonny no he wasn't and now you murdered both of them ah guys please like And subscribe before Melanie kills me do it quick you're a Dead Man sunny you're a dead man today in Minecraft melon made me so angry that I decided to prank him using a wireless mouse I could control anything he does I even ruined his date with Melanie Sonny how could you if you goats think Sunny is too mean leave angry emojis in the comments finally a day off I've been working so hard recently I just need some time to relax and cool down melon I'm gonna get something from the fridge do you want anything um I'm actually pretty hungry I could go for a nice steak all right I got you a premium fillet right there one for you one for me oh thank you very much this is nice food so you have to sit at the formal dining table all right oh yes of course and we must use our knives and forks and eat like I said like no oh yeah oh yes that was delicious I might even eat your flour salad just kidding that's disgusting I'm a Savage now Sonny straight up paste melon chill out bro I just want to relax and enjoy some music to myself I need this moment to feel revitalized bro I've been working so hard in the mines getting all those diamonds guys Sonny's Music straight up sucks I'm tired of listening to it so I may have taken his disc out and stole it ah here it is the TV and music station time to relax wait dude my music my beautiful record it was right here where is it wait someone stole your music study how could they do that melon come up here and see for yourself it wasn't a great disc or anything like it kind of sucked and like they kind of did me a huge favor whoever did that but uh how could they do this my taste in music's incredible I just wanted to listen to a little cat and relax and enjoy my day off well Sunny you can relax and just watch TV Dude I wanted to close my eyes and feel more cultured now I've got nothing melon speaking of nothing Sonny recently we don't have a lot of diamonds we're kind of going broke I don't know if we can afford to pay this month's rent what do you mean we're going broke we just finished mining a hundred diamonds yesterday there's literally no diamonds in the chest go check what how did we spend all of it did the rent go up I don't know bro but it's not there dude you're right there's nothing in our chest I guess that means we have to go collect more bro I thought I had a day off Sonny I'll meet you in the mines go get us some food okay fine it is what it is I need to go buy another music disc though this is so annoying two pieces wait why isn't this working anymore dude our fridge wait a second what is this what the heck did I just find guys this is not cool what is this my music disc it's right here cat and this is so many more diamonds that we collected yesterday what has melon been doing he must have been stealing our diamonds for months this was supposed to go to rent or at least that's what melon was telling me that our bills kept going up but now that I think of it pretty sure we bought this house and paid off the mortgage we're not even renting melon where are you dude you better be in the mines getting more diamonds what are you doing what are you doing with our diamond ah bro I was just trying to get a date okay man it's been hard recently stop trying to impress Ed Sonny your music is terrible I can't stand it I can't listen to another minute of that song cat it's so awful you know what melon you're awful guys I kind of feel bad I think I bullied Sony a bit too hard today that's it I have an idea I'm gonna see if quandale dingles also fed up with melon maybe he'll have some trades for me quandel ah here's quandale oh this is Sir quando dingleberry you can tell because of the monocle quandale I'm really upset with melon he's been taking his pranks too far and he even stole my music disc on my day off yeah you have something that can help what two sacks of diamonds fine anything's worth it earlier today I thought I was a complete bro key anyways one two this is it the wireless mouse 9000. thank you quandale I could use this to get my revenge on melon let's go and looks like melon's back in our house it's time to initiate our first prank guys I need to sneak up on melon and see what he's up to hey melon nice day we're having right yeah what's up sonny I'm not mad at you anymore I just want you to know I forgive you sonny I'm glad that's very big of you to forgive and I accept your apology I didn't apologize melon I said I forgive you it's okay it's okay shh you should be apologizing to me you know what whatever let's just go our separate ways I don't want to see you for the rest of the day go away it's sunny I don't know why you're being so weird guys I'm gonna use the wireless mouse 9000 on now whenever he tries to do something he's gonna go crazy what the heck just happened bro what my game just freaked out what did you get that Sonny did you get that lag too I had a small leg Spike you're right but I'm not sure what you're talking about plus I said leave me alone I'm just watching TV go away all right that was really weird guys it looks like it works the wireless mouse 9000 it's epic okay guys I'm trying to build myself an epic tree house in our front yard but I'm gonna need some help yo suddy what's up bro I'm just trying to soak up some rays here get a 10. so I paid creative ink to give me some creative mode and I'm building an epic tree house you want to help me only if I can get creative as well yeah bro I paid them off you're good yo you're right I'll be creative now okay so what exactly do you need help with I just want to make an epic tree house bro it's gonna be sick nice I see you carving it out a little bit here let me help I'm gonna get some planks put some of these like that just to give it a nice platform you know what I mean yes of course okay guys melon thinks I'm trying to help him but I'm gonna use my wireless mouse 9000 to completely mess him up and smash random blocks go yo what the heck is happening what the heck yo gotta hide it don't want him to see just yeah yeah Merlin what's going on bro we're trying to build this tree house stop messing around here bro my game just freaked out and I destroyed half the tree house this is so annoying and I gotta fix all of it I'll fix it up you Noob like way to go dude so toxic okay guys you know be really funny I'm gonna make him grab a lava bucket and pour it on his tree house just gotta scroll through his inventory grab the lava bucket and pour it what the heck's going on yo what's going on why am I what the no what's happening no what have I done what have I done melon why are you burning your tree house bro I thought we were building something nice I don't know I'm trying to put it out something just happened I couldn't stop it it just my game just open creative and then pulled out a lava bucket dude this is gonna spread to the whole Forest if you don't put it out quick there's only one thing we could do oh beautiful oh there we go the lava's gone melon your tree house looks absolutely hideous but at least there's no more fire everything is destroyed yeah no cap that might be the ugliest Treehouse I've ever seen thanks a lot Sunny that makes me feel a lot better hey you're the one who put lava on it I'm so excited I got a big today yo Sonny I've got a date with Melanie today no way she's giving you a second chance yeah I'm so excited I gotta get dressed for the big day be right back yo guys I wonder what kind of outfit melon's gonna wear for his big day yo Sonny how do I look whoa bro you look schnazzy is that a tuxedo yeah I had to put on but only the most expensive luxurious of tuxedos for her this only costs us four stacks of diamonds bro that's such a rip-off and you realize you're just going to a cafe right you're getting coffee uh uh so anyways I'm excited for this big date yo guys I'm spying on melon while he goes on his big date look at his doofus hey Melanie what's up yeah my day's been great so far how about you that's so awesome yo guys it looks like melon's date's going pretty well so far so I've gotta mess things up okay okay I'm gonna use the mouse to control melon and make him type this crazy command wait what's happening wait what what the heck just happened uh Melody everything's normal don't get grossed out no I'm not that gross I swear Mela just turned himself into a zombie villager this mouse is amazing Melanie's gonna be disgusted I can fix this I can fix this I'll be okay uh uh what do I type what do I type I don't want to change myself oh looks don't matter to you it's so kind of you thank you guys I'm using the mouse to make melon poop out frogs go wait what's happening what what's what's going on yo what the frogs Melanie I swear it's not that weird it's not that weird I'm not disgusting I promise guys this is perfect his date is going so badly I think the only thing that could make this worse is imagine if melon just harvested Melanie and started eating the melon rinds and control his Mouse start punching wait no stop stop no he just destroyed Melanie I just murdered my dream girl what is happening to me guys I'm pretty sure I'm being hacked I'm going to the bank to sort this out I want to make sure my funds are secured and get whoever's messing with my account out of here hello Mr villager yo guys I'm still stalking melon he went to the Citibank oh he almost saw me I was close yes I'm telling you someone's hacked by a cow at least look me in the eyes help me out here guys I'm gonna make melon summon Tia tea on himself and then he's gonna become a wanted criminal for blowing up the bank wait what's happening why is my chat opening no no no this hack again no it worked this super Mouse 9000 is incredible wait guys that was an accident it wasn't for real okay I'm telling you someone hacked my account no but you gotta believe me guys Uptown like the truth wait Sonny what are you doing here I was just checking on my finances you I was trying to check on my finances but then I just exploded uh melon actually you shouldn't be here bro I hear the cops dude don't you hear those Sirens they're coming to arrest you I gotta get out of here I gotta run through these buildings guys what Mel is trying to run away I'm gonna make him walk backwards activate the super Mouse what's happening no why am I going backwards what is this what is this no no don't the cops they're gonna get me oh oh no wait am I gonna explode again please no guys this isn't enough I need melon to be more destructive and become a five-star wanted criminal criminal that's it I'm gonna make him detonate a massive doomsday TNT just gotta control his Mouse a little bit yep uh into creative mode and that's the one right there guys I think I've evaded the police I'm safe in this building they'll never suspect oh what's going on why am I in creative mode uh what's happening I can't control this oh no no I don't want to grab these TNTs they're too crazy uh please don't don't make me I don't want to use the nuclear TNT please stop what are you doing what are you doing melon is everything okay up there I see you in that building freaking out don't jump on the pressure plate please stop no what have I done guys I think I made melon blow up a really powerful TNT this might have been too much ow I'm in the radiation Zone what have I done I've ruined the city melon you gotta get out of here bro the cops are after you guys I gotta get out of here I'm in creative mode I got an idea obsidian flint and steel I can make myself another portal and Escape yes the cops they're close they're close please hurry up yo guys it looks like Mel is trying to make a nether portal to escape let me just mess him up a little bit punch break no what's happening no no why am I breaking my nether portal pre-build rebuild come on come on get out of here please no I can't even place the blocks properly no yes yes an escape I'm gonna let melon go to the nether let's see what happens oh I've survived wait why am I back in survival what's going on now because I'm still in creative mode I'm gonna get a lot of piglets and a potion of invisibility make sure he never sees me and now let's follow melon into The Nether guys I'm creating an army the likes of which the world has never seen oh this is good this is good if melon touches a single one of these he's a dead man yo that is a lot of pigment I don't know how I feel about this yo he's running straight through them he's trying to get to the Warped forest and then wireless mouse punch it um just wait what no I didn't do that I did not do that no no why no of all times no I have a whole Army on me I gotta build up I gotta build up yo I'm safe I'm okay look at the size of my Army they're all after him oh melon thinks he can build up use the wireless mouse and force him to jump down wait no what the heck no okay there's only one thing I can do from now on I gotta use this nuclear TNT I have and run we survive please survive you've got to be kidding me he's gonna blow up the nether too he's a maniac oh I finally made it out of the Nether and what the heck did I just find yo I gotta tell Sonny about this finally so peace and quiet melon must be trapped to the nether I can put my music on and I can finally relax Peace at Last yo Sonny I gotta show you this bro there's like a hundred Enderman in this desert melon are you sure there's 100 Enderman yeah I'm telling you there's so many there probably is actually around 100 here well it'd be a real shame if you were to accidentally look them in the eye what's happening what's going on why am I looking at them what the heck no what's going on no Sonny it's time oh no I gotta get in this cave please tell me they can't fit no they can fit they can fit everywhere no no cat but me I finally made it back to the house oh and it's time to get my revenge on this sunny guy look at him right there gonna sneak up and break through the window so peaceful the quiet the Bliss the serenity of it all what incredible music so much culture and taste and sophistication what is that noise melon melon what are you doing that's it you're dead you're dead Sunny get back here you think I'm dead that's it Mouse 9000 activate no what's happening exit the game exit the game no I did it guys I saved my Minecraft house and can listen to music peacefully forever you know what else would be great if you liked it subscribe to our channel that way you can watch our videos forever and ever and ever and ever like the one on screen click it now
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Length: 30min 25sec (1825 seconds)
Published: Mon May 29 2023
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