We were expecting you, dear. I'm Lily. Mark: (In love) Hi Lily. You know, you, you jiggle a lot, which is something I appreciate. (Don't we all?) Hellooo? Howdy Hoody? (Reading) 'Take bad item, get popularity' I mean alright, I'll do it (He done goofed) (Reading) 'New item: Good leg, bad leg, no leg, you're still gonna die here' 'You lo-' I LOST ONE LEG?! THAT'S NOT AN ITEM YOU JUST CUT OFF MY LEG!!! (Markimoo being Markimoo) Ow! I can't sprint- Ah, fuck you dude! (Reading) "Say 'I'm a dick' for activation" (Laughing) I'm a dick! (That you are, Mark) I'm a dick, baby! (Yup) I'm a big ol' dick! (But you don't have one) Please, can I have my leg back? Why did you vote for heels?! (Cry-laughing) Why did you guys give me heels?! (Reading) 'While sprinting you sometimes trip and lose all your s- I CAN'T. SPRINT!!! I HAVE ONE LEEEEG!!! (Singing) Well, I am fucked. I'm fuckey-fuckey-fucked. Heeeeeey! I got bloody grimy hands and only one leg!
(That's not impressive, Mark) Oh, it's a door, god dammit... Oh. (Tropical music) This is gonna go well! (Sure, Mark) Ah, shit- OH GOD! Holy shit! If I die then at least it would be merciful on me BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING FOOT!
Ah, that one is so good!
Mark really hates that debuff in that game :)