Markiplier & Lixian | Best Funny Compilations

hello welcome to three scary games in exactly 33 seconds there will be a jump scare I'm telling you this so you can mentally prepare yourself for it however at 13 minutes and 33 seconds there will be another jump scare you might forget about that one try not to and the 23 minutes in 33 seconds there will be a third jump scare so far away that as you're watching this video you'll think in your subconscious that there's something amiss something you've forgotten something you've neglected to remember something that you think you ought to be aware of and then I think this game is called the last door last one on the left well this is the last door on the left in this particular hallway oh that's a but it's a but it's cat but it's also a but I'm seeing a but lick see it oh you see it a but on that overlay a but on top of that the two cheeks you see that that's a but anyway it's a big ass engineer confused I was so confused put a box trap down there I thought tiny box Tim came to save me but I'm dead Lix Ian wasn't hiding on the wall did I just miss it did I not see it I don't know this does remind me of um true buddy what's it what's the name Lix Ian what's the name of the game they'd the sewer game with the people the game that I beat the one that I definitely beat was it nemesis no that doesn't sound right now this is an emissary of the Lord amazing their visit even matches the descriptions in the dafuq first Genesis apocryphon what Genesis 2 apocryphon what is it Genesis apocryphon what's that apocryphon listen what's in Apocrypha show me show me in apocryphon wow that's an apocryphon today it's just you ever saw are you scaring them again what did I tell you about that you cut that out they deserve better they're good people leave moolah wait what did I need wait I forgotten what I need what do I need I missed it lick see and put it on screen again for everyone to mock me good excellent thank you two hours later alright I'm back I had to restart the game to get this one prompt so I can know what to do yep looks like a blown fuse thankfully I have some extra in the back of the veil all right let's keep the potty language to a minimum okay [ __ ] hold oh my god you're gonna make extra work for lick see into sensor all of that Wow oh my god don't you know I'm a family-friendly channel now hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to pogo stuck there was a whole new map made oh my god every time you cannot explain wait lick see and go back on that angle that I was on that wall there and explain that one to me explain that angle to me that was 89 degrees upside down against the wall it's like you're stickier upside down then you are right side up so I'm going to play and then text Lucy and just tell me yeah actually I'm not gonna ask him what it's what it's for you me a random word any man now legs in he's not getting back to me oh no okay I'm asking Wade hey can you give me a random word any word where is everybody perfect lick see and got back to me hop popsicle alright thank you look see it thank you thank you thank you popsicle spelled exactly that way it's not how I would spell popsicle but maybe the Portuguese spell it slightly differently see okay be R&D calm thank you lick Sein for the ax system that one and for making me not look like in any of this episode right I bet I look good and smart and brave and fashionable in my new shirt didn't see you buddy writhing on the ground back there hey Lexi and zoom oh yeah that's that's that's a good ride and my flashlight is bright there's a person lazy and zoom there's someone on the ground it all right I see you kid you're naked why are you naked Lacey and zoom but also censor censor that but hey how you doing why are you naked number one number two why is this person not naked why aren't you naked Lexi and zoom found the dancing room good thank you see now that spooky licked you zoom up more zoom keep zooming zoom oh look at that Wow now that's a good look right there that that's spooky that's downright spooky tastic what am I looking at why do I hate it why someone dripping spit into my ear that's a nice identification drawing right Dave lick C and zoom in on that oh man hey it's you you put some strike Iran that it looks just like you know your arts better no that's not what I'm saying I'm I'm not saying your art no it's just you I mean you're you can see the resemblance take your hair off take it off see I'm sorry I'm sorry whatever oh okay oh but I shouldn't be looking at that lick see and don't zoom on that oh hey they see you don't zoom it's uh they're had a private moment I guess I didn't have stats here boys I mean poop look see and cut that out no cursing this is a family-friendly sensor it was something equally disturbing but not necessarily a curse word okay cool thanks thanks bud - daddy I forgot I mean poop like saying cut it out family friendly replace it with something equally disturbing what was that what did I just hear I'm playing that again for me licks Ian now play it backwards now played in slow motion but distorted [Music] now overlay it with siren heads siren call oh my god siren head is in Minecraft not many dare to look so deep into their own heart and soul Lexi and replace everything I just said was something family friendly Lexi this time-lapse this because I'm about to go I'm about to go deep and I mean that both literally and figuratively I'm about I have like no wood god I'm such a tit you better have started that time-lapse you seen you better start the time laughs I do not need people seeing this I do not need people seeing me fail to make a pickaxe I don't need it none of us need it so just got all these shears I'll need ladders maybe looking at the time lapse of the started right place to cut all right though I don't think I need the X but I'll take it anyway just alright okay [Laughter] [Music] oh ho ho oh okay all right good that's what I was hoping for actually can I please get I didn't bring more sticks all right look so you start the time lapse back up because I'm gonna I'm gonna carve I'm gonna Carver this out a little bit I just want to get a nice steady mine I just want some it's minecraft after all it's supposed to be nice and organized and everything's supposed to be lovely and you know how it is right you know you know what's up well I see you know what's up back down time-lapse engage go you oh Jesus hi who's stepping who step stepping and why you I have connected the tunnel yes I did somehow managed to connect these right up right I had entirely forgotten about my stupid hole I feel bad I feel bad I feel bad I feel worse no I feel worse you oh my god I found it this is definitely it this is it this is it this is it this is it this is it this is it this is what I mean yes baby I don't know why I went that stupid way that was really done with me okay time lapse over this episode it's been a little bit of a tumultuous one can you spell tumultuous Lexi and hit him with tumultuous spend a little tumultuous spend a little bit and boom lick see and keep the time-lapse going but make it really cool make it like the coolest make it the sweetest time-lapse anyone's ever seen make it so unbelievably cool that everyone's gonna watch this video and they're gonna be like whoa that time lapse that time-lapse was sick that was like the best time-lapse I've ever seen in my life that was just a nuts time-lapse from start to finish so um like I don't know of more than just like cool music and whatnot make it like something that people will really remember forever and I'm done okay that time-lapse better have been good was it good thank you alright and everything looks exactly the same and I have no roof now I will embark on an epic quest the likes of which I've never experienced before the likes of which no one will ever see ever again because I am going to find a diamond I'm hoping that right now lik seeing is like playing really epic music and really building this up because it's like a big deal and whatnot yes it's true I go into the depths down below to find that which lies deep in the dark you acquiring oh my god I am a genius where there's lava there is indeed riches to be had and found and there's this stuff to whatever it is oh my god the sweetest flavor the sweetest taste that ever was toasted the sweetest taste [Music] [Music] okay you can't mind diamond with a stone pickaxe now see okay here's the thing I looked it up I had to Google I did my diamond disappear apparently it's a meme listen I didn't know I didn't know how would I know how would I have known I've played minecraft before and that's probably been a rule from the beginning but how would lick see and delete everything clicks in please I'm begging you you have to do it licks in please you don't understand licks in place I'm sorry I asked you do that's super cool time lapse listen please listen my my reputation cannot recover yes please you have to delete everything I no one could know all right I've liked seeing you're ready to restart it I'm Lucy and restarting all right here we go all right I got my iron pickaxe and hope I find diamonds soon hey wowee Wow you're doing your oh no oh I only get to I can't dictionary dictionary canary likes Ian please sensor that oh yeah oh yeah alright enough enough leave me me to my rig this is iron iron iron run I run okay it may be just the two that'll be enough that'll be enough baby mission successful let's say it the mission successful music that's the good stuff right there that's good okay so we are in good shape really good shape and now I shall craft as this game is named minecraft thus shall I my and the shall I crap boom baby that's what you call a diamond pickaxe I think that's a job well done that's a job well done and it's a day well done of working a job which I did I worked a job oh I did it proud of myself proud of you proud of us how do you like seeing proud of me how do you but mostly proud of me and I don't have a roof but that's fine hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to Minecraft apparently there was a big nether update okay so this doesn't look any different I was told that this was going to be different maybe I just need to break my portal and then rebuild it and then it'll send me to a new nether that's the answer and then I see a new world it is exactly the same world okay because I've already explored that part of the nether I need to go get new nether because apparently the nether that I have already explored isn't good enough and in order to get the new nether I will have to make a new nether portal I'm assuming or explore in the area that I have before up to 16 chunks away I don't know how far sixteen chunks is I don't even know how far to one chunk is because I don't know what a choke is hey I got plenty of this so I'm going to use it it is time for the time-lapse you know how we do it baby [Music] we'll find out hmm I'm ready please don't let me in how many of you knew that was gonna happen how many of you knew that was going to happen and you did nothing to stop me from doing set action licks Ian did you know did you know that would happen because I didn't how could you how could you if I'm not actually crying animate like some tears in or if that's too hard just slapped me in the face I don't care okay so you suck okay fine I'm gonna stop being a business Lucy in sense of that I'm gonna stop being a whatever licks in said and I'm gonna suck it up it's fine I'm not a baby look at all that I wanna see that fine we're going popsicle 2.000 are you barbecue I mean you know licks Ian what why wait a minute whoa wait wait no hang on what stop stop what are you doing please don't I don't know what's happening here oh oh okay me and my buckets we're going in [Music] it's the same is the same thank you everybody so much for watching minecraft hope you enjoyed it I did what just let's see what can break box while I'm inside here what is that all right whatever it doesn't matter I'll help let seein scaping the music nice and high so that we can hear it all its but not too high listen you know Anna ruin people's listening experience now do you know maybe that might be too quiet oh you never know with these things better get it right I've got water and if I've seen any MLG tricks it's that there's a way to jump from high places with a bucket of water and stop yourself from falling I've seen it was that a radiation thing it's too late to worry about that why didn't anyone stop me I don't blame lakes Ian at all I don't blame Lix Ian but why would you all watch me as I do that to myself could you let me be that stupid but just bear with me okay just bear with me everybody just bear with me okay I'm using my brain so everyone better stand back cuz there's about to be an explosion of genius flick C and replaced me saying genius with genius of genius because I am genius izing if I kill pigmen in the nether is that gonna give me leather hey hey strawberry hey Heather buddy Alexian that's not family-friendly replace it with like friendly jobs I don't actually insult them oh no no no no I'm tough you're you are so and I am tough that's what I thought okay I have a funny feeling that I'm in trouble for the rest of the game but whatever I don't know why I thought that attacking a pig man would give me leather anyway I'm gonna go find them cow and I'm gonna kill some cow I know there was a cow oh it's on the other mountaintop this stupendous mountain cows well you know I'll just take the floating islands out you know that's what I'll do you know you'll never be a cow don't give me that cool yeah walk away you're gonna kill another bird basket there's something to be said about perseverance in the face of adversity there's many things that are gonna try to get in your way in life and you you can't always let them get you down because sometimes you can't exactly control no oh my gosh what was I saying so if something inspirational just uh I don't lik C and put something really inspirational right now here so that you know and then make it seem like I said it life will bring you down many times but all that matters is how many times you get back up for something again what is the deal with the super short sure I don't understand Oh what god Bless America land who dares call me right now go a thousand miles away hey listen I'll let you close out this video if you promise not to startle these fine folks here you got this one Hey I trust you and don't worry you're in good hands all right you carry on see you around hey good job on the video well done I hope you do this not because the world go [Music] [Music]

Channel: Fanfellow

Views: 1,040,774

Rating: 4.9635072 out of 5

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Id: QcrTLV3A7aA

Length: 24min 26sec (1466 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 22 2020