Mario but drown

mario mario doesn't have a neck in this game his cheeks lead directly into his nipples good stop you got him give him credit good stop what happened [Music] my goodness that's called your face tone oh what happened to their faces [Music] you can just do that welp it is the runway for a reason here he goes no no no no you're gonna stay down there look chat you might think this is a bad idea i'm just proving my innocence you can't go to jail if you're a corpse [Music] death number one hey mario be careful why why would you do that we came out this way and now look everything's spoiled oh i'm creeping on him i'm creeping up to him the guy thank you for purchasing this item from gad science incorporated purchases for the free price of looting subject data yeah that's mario right one look at those tips that i know from a mile away people have told me that that this has been changed from the original game where apparently instead of getting the voice actor to say the new buttons it just says uh use the button press the button or the button or if you like what you see here today scroll down and press the button turns out 60 of you have not hit the button i will milk this for all its work oh hello die end your poor life you weird little nut looking thing oh god here they come [Music] it would i mean i should just throw myself in the water again as you are no doubt that you are no next door i want to be friends with that guy the only way to ensure the return of the shining sprites is dirtier the island is the lifestyle of the islanders [Music] hanging out dude is like he's zoned it out right now yeah yeah throw me through the jury case one more time i didn't catch that your first job is to get rid of all that ugliness and remember i've been working on that for the last 25 years of my life pal it had hadn't started earlier ain't going to start today go goodbye i'm like get to do that and then gain like speed don't jump just slide ice oh my goodness that's way faster here he comes peach look out no thank grimace what was that no i'm now an actual menace before i was not a menace before it was false charges now it is real also what's -2 oh an actions menu press the button button button button button there it is that's what i was looking for because i i heard that this was oh my god oh now that's a hit hit him with the dang scatter shot yeah i'm a scout main from tf2 how can you tell also look at this guy [Music] no no no don't jump at me it's not worth it no oh stop loading you weird tentacle come get a little hydrogen to oxygen hydrogen to h2o not hydrogen to oxygen oh you're right is that like poison oh no here comes this guy hey you guys want to know how super mario mario super get gets the ladies i'll tell you how using these three simple steps step one physically pick up lady in question step two take a dump where you stand step three run i'm working on it oh my god he's elusive don't worry i'll take him out with this cleverly placed durian no one likes eating healthy oh good aim almost perfect aim hold on hold on he's standing still for me i got time to line this shot up go for gold let's go get the thing shell perfect shot toadsworth hold him still or drown in the process you have very little options here stop moving i'm not good at this game please die yes peach kill him peach i know you can fight peach snap his neck he's while he's weak are you slacking up i'm killing someone i'm surprised you're not putting me in jail for that this guy's called shadow mario yeah that's not what a shadow looks like if your shadow looks like that skip going to the doctor go right to the exorcist stab at me hey here come back here i'm putting a flashlight at you and watch you disintegrate ah i definitely saw parts of mario splatted against the wall mario's gonna enter this level without like a subsection of his hat or his left shin [Music] let's pretend that there isn't a terrorist on the loose right now delicious let's go catch a wanted criminal now shall we what are these dolphin chocolate ice cream on his hair also why does he have an actual butt butt nose look at him go oh god mario run here he comes this man puts in more work than bowser ever has look at him go he wants nothing more than to rip my skull from my real spine hey peach sends her regards what's her name what's her number i gotta get it i am one of them now finally my greatest dream has been accomplished they're called stew they're called strolling stew do they have plushes do they have merch i will tier three subscribe to each individual one of them can we call the shine sprite storms would you guys have an issue with that oh yeah i want to kill this guy [Music] oh what a game dude i'm loving this so far no the blob that poor little slime just abandoned his life okay i guess i will disintegrate now i do not get a choice in this matter who's to say that the mario that comes out of this painting will be the same one as me [Music] mario thank you flood we're all having a good time here mario mario maybe we should try not being bad mario [Music] if he says it one more time oh do i have to like kill him go work for the shine never mind [Applause] dude you ever go top the highest tower in the town strip into nothing but a thong and just scream look man i'm not gonna judge but i'm just saying petey piranha is living his best life you can't lie that man has a schedule and he's sticking to it speaking of which eat this water i know how i know how to work hey ariel [Applause] he disintegrates okay can i at least still have the thong ah maybe keep that cap on mario don't keep that cap on no no one wants to see that cut man hydrate or die how about hydrate and die you're not making them drink water you're drowning them what's the actual difference [Music] wait hold on oh here we go oh you can do it here too you go so fast with this water transport could you imagine people in like full business suits with a stoic straight face going to their nine to five after splashing some water on the ground they're like here we go just going down the subway along the tracks 90 miles an hour oh here we go did i like rip off his arms well when did i just rip off there we go take him out take him out mario oh i hate that mario i'm finding a way i'm actively killing him flood you must find a way to fight it you must find a way to fight it mario i can hand you a knife if you so desire he's good what do you want from me all right [Music] what a complicated world this looks like all right there i go dying give me a one every time loving that i will take full advantage of that i will take i you know what maybe i i will literally take full advantage of that what why did shigeru miyamoto look at this death sound it was like it needs a clown horde at the end like they died that means they're a joke can we just play a quick mp3 of a clown horn i want to play it no no mario mario no do more glitches it's my first playthrough of the game i apologize i would be down to do a glitch later on but at least for now no no mario mario no stupid anyone know how to glitch to this level go slower through it that would imply not being a gamer i'm sorry get it just get it just get get the dings doom we're out of here we're done with this stupid level give back my shine give me back my uh my flood my flute where am i going for this spraying the sand thing beautiful [Music] man that sucks a little bit of water i just want that good stuff real quick [Music] you can just play this

Channel: Failboat

Views: 1,113,495

Keywords: Failboat, Mario, 3D All Stars, Sunshine, Super Mario All Stars, Switch, gameplay, Mario 64, Mario Galaxy, Mario Sunshine, funny, best of, but some funny stuff happens

Id: h8LAlORACZU

Length: 11min 28sec (688 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 19 2020