Marina Franklin Comedy

hello everybody it's great to be here my name is uh marina it's not a great African name I didn't get one sorry my sister did her name is niala which means one who succeeds marina that's me just means a place where you dock boats and you can take that any way you want to my mom just had different plans for me actually I have a boyfriend I have one I got one cuz I stopped looking for one because when you're looking for a man you're never going to get one because you have that that look like where is he it's too desperate you can't be that desperate I was desperate you get that desperate you start looking at losers and thinking you know what I could make that work cockeyed I don't care cuz that one I can see me and I look good in that one I you get a man when you're not looking for one that moment of calm were you not even thinking about it when you're happy that's when a man's gonna look at you like ooh yeah how can I destroy her she's too happy I can't have all these happy females walking around I'm taking that one down that joke is really about my ex I couldn't stand him he was the laziest man I ever dated unbelievable just lied there actually broke my futon not a hot sexy story just laying there and it broke when he jumped up that was the fast as I ever seen in Milano but I made it work you do that you stay in relationships you make it work like I remember one time you're watching this winter sport on TV called the luge I had never seen this before it's basically a winter sport where you just lie there on ice somebody kicks you off and you go I was like look baby something you could do and I told him see you're a loser I like my new guy though my new guy is young so I can train him you know he's I am officially a cougar he's young and white so I'm not just a cougar I'm a black panther oh yeah I'm a real predator yes I he wants me to meet his mom that's gonna be a situation cuz he has to tell her two things he has to tell her I'm older and I'm an african-american that's gonna be you know but I can't wait to meet her cuz i'ma tell her gotcha baby boy oh yeah I'm joking I met her I just I like that joke the way I wrote it I don't feel like changing it I live in Harlem which I know is making her a little uncomfortable but Harlem has actually changed like you guys can go there are white people in Harlem you can tell cuz we got like three Starbucks salad white people bring salad that's nice the first time I saw a ripe tomato I was like oh they come in thank you thank you if you're going to be in the Los Angeles area and would like to attend a taping of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson please call three two three five seven oh oh oh five nine or visit one iota com what well that's the end of the show GP and we still haven't figured out who sent the anthrax cat symptoms got my tongue I'm stood GP in the ferrets the epilogue but I don't I can't get out my regis philbin more something log here there's no like you wasted that look I gotta say I said my friggin arms broken pretty cute gun holster them tags right you want you wanna hold ya gonna hold it then hey you're the kid man it doesn't move oh yeah you probably it was a real gun that's all mmm Barry it's loaded with water if it could I'd like to thank my guests or Regis Philbin and marina Franklin I'd like to thank Jeff for being the most excellent and I love you bad freaking me out you're doing the Regis voices - it's too accurate I can't stop I'm not a control I don't know get your eye real quick oh yeah I got black spots I got black spots would you think that has that blacks boys in his eye what do you think it is oh I'll tell you up here no all right all right just just whisper it on the air the me that just said it like where's bread again oh okay yeah come on like a drum uh-huh you know let's be honest you don't get a lot of this on television anymore and it's a shame cuz these cop shows reach so we're about 24 minutes to go in the show I'm kidding I'm kidding I said ten seconds no no wait wait wait we have to thank our guests no go ahead how we did that at me well now we're done navigate bingo always looking at the clock over there we're finished I still think I guess I'm kind of itchy thing in my noise maybe it's to do with the black spots but maybe it's the end Rex

Channel: Marina Franklin

Views: 421,986

Keywords: Marina, Late, show, set

Id: qaFvb46BUH8

Length: 9min 1sec (541 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 23 2011