Who's that walking with those good looking
Pokemon? I guess not-- my Pokemon don't look like monsters. Drew, what do your Pokemon look like? (laughs) F*cking Pidking? F*cking Pidking, dude? Lizee? Oh. Beautiful name. Beautiful name. Uh, but that looks-- Chat, do not stick your
penis in that. I know it looks tempting. Keep your pee pee in your pants. Do not-- That is not a fun fleshlight, all
right? That's sick! That's-- He's holding a lighthouse! That's so cool! Holy-- that-- The sprite doesn't even fit. (laughs) I mean... This is Vulpix and Rhyperior or, or Vulrior. Guys, don't worry. This is not scuffed at all, this is how it's
supposed to look. This is concerning. All right, let's see. This is gonna be bad I think. This ain't gonna be good. This is gonna be real bad. Why is his tail so big? You don't have to add this. It's, it's fine. Let's see. Clarence! Stay strong for mother! They did the meme! Oh. All right, let's see what this is. (laughs) His feet are so fucking big. I like his erect tail. Good old triangle shoes. It looks like a PlayStation character. Yeah that-- okay. You know, I'm not-- This looks suggestive
enough. We're not fusing it. Use your goddamn imagination. I'm sure-- it's magma. It's lava. We know it's lava. It's a fire type. It's a fire type. It's not coom. Do not say it's coom. It's-- Fine, I'll do it. If it's white I'm ending the stream. See, it's not coom. All right, let's see what we got here. Are those little Pikachus on the side? Or Pichus? Bruh, it looks so good! Look at it! That's just the feet. Those are just the feet. It is spread eagle showing the toes. For free? "What's the ugliest fusion so far?" Uh, the guy in the bottom left-hand corner
that was a fusion of his mom and dad. No custom sprite for this guy. What the fuck is this? (laughs) He's the-- I'm the fucking Rat King! Yo! That's so sick. (laughs) What the fuck? He's only one foot tall, my ass. Is that a Teddiursa? What the fuck happened here? It's a Beedrill that's a melting. What the fuck? Is that honey? Okay. It looks like a BP oil spill. It attracts prey with a sweet aroma then downs
it with thorny whips hidden in his arms. It dislikes heavy children. Oh no. (laughs) Ohh no. All right, hey. Hey you, fatty! Hey, fatty! Fuck you! Then it flies away. Geez. Sheesh. Probably hates America then. Ah! She's dead! Roserade is fucking dead! [Yeah dude.] Fuck yeah, Steve-O. I'm there with you brother. All right, let's see. (laughs) Is this a fucking computer mouse? Please tell me this is a computer mouse. (laughs) It is. That looks-- Ooh, Porytata. Why is it that color though? Lieutenant Surge is sending dayman. Fighter of the nightman? Champion of the Sun? The master of karate and friendship? For everyone? (sighs) First of all, this looks like nightman. Okay? Fuck. "The Larvitar will cancel it out." Yeah, we have a pseudo, a pseudo legendary
and a legendary. This will be super easy to catch, dude. I fucking hate that Kevin was right. Gripass? (laughs) Yo everyone, watch your cheeks, dude. Watch your cheeks. Holy-- Gripass. Oh, I'm clenching right now. All right, it's officially time. Let's make the most breedable pokemon we can. Oh baby. Here we go. The most breedable Pokemon in the world! I should get ready to blank my screen out
just in case. Oh yeah, look how perfect it is, dude. Look at that. Woo, very nice. Very nice. Dude, you can ride it. And it can ride you. Nice, let's go. It's everything I've ever wanted. It's perfect. There you go. Ladies, fellas, everyone else, that's what
you need to strive for, all right? That is just raw, a hundred and ten percent
sex appeal. Whoa! Look at this fucking guy! This looks sick! Yo, Duchamp? This is a giga, this is the Gigachad. He's a Chad, dude. What the fuck? Is it single? Dusklops and Machamp. Yo, this shit looks so cool. That's not Dunkey. Video game Dunkey? Yo, Dunkey face reveal, everyone. The Dunkey face reveal right here. There he is. Video game Dunkey. All right, Snubble. You're getting the boot, and we're getting
a Koffing from Michael. Is this just straight up Koffing or am I getting
trolled? That is not Koffing. That is-- (laughs) Oh, let's see what the
Ditto-- I can kind of assume what this Ditto is going to look like, but let's see. Oh-- It's fucking Thanos! It's-- he's got the glove! He's got the gauntlet! It really is big Thanos! Yes, dude! They gave him the gauntlet. (laughs) That's fucking amazing. That's so fucking funny. That is so cool. Look at this, it is an airship! Holy fuck. All right. Custom hundred dollars. Guys, we made Chris Pratt. There you go, Guardians of the Galaxy. It's a me, Mario, and the voice of Garfield. It's Starlord. Jesus Christ. It's just a Wailord with what looks like an
inflamed anus for a face. We've all been there. Uhh. (laughs) Fucking Deoxys and Magikarp. Yes dude, yes. Two legendaries combined, finally. All right, here we go. A fucking Weedle Paras, dude? Come on. Jesus. Fucking Weeras. LowIQ, thank you for the gifted sub. That looks sick. This is so cool. Wow. That's a vibe. That is a, that is a full-blown vibe right
there. Like that a lot. This Pokemon better have hips that only tell
the truth, dude. Let's see. Shakira, Shakira. Oh God. Whew. Looks just like her, dude. That could be her twin. (laughs) It has a fucking Christmas tree,
dude. Here's a Christmas tree for you. Merry Christmas, everybody. Jiratile. Is Porygon and Klefki Clippy? Holy shit, please. Please. It's Clippy! We made Clippy, yeah! Yes! We made Clippy. You know, just colored like a Porygon, but
we've made Clippy. Let's go. It's Giovanni. Oh, it has three health bars? Oh fuck. Oh, triple pressure is also real bad. I guess we should just bite the bullet and
see like maybe three Miltank fusions. So these horny people in chat can fucking
jerk off and be fine. Continue with life. How bad could this be? Let's see. How breedable is this? I've made a mistake. Embrace cow. I'm not gonna do that. Let's uh, reverse it and see if it's still... There's just so much more ooze. There's so much more ooze here. Oh no! Oh, it's cum! It's cum! It's cum! Oh Jesus Christ. Oh God, no. Cut the stream, cut the stream. It's cum! Across ROM hacks-- what the fuck is that face? What is that fucking face? Yo, he's biting his lip all sexy. Kind of looks like the face that Andy Samberg
makes in "Jizz In My Pants." Someone clip this and Light, put a picture
of uh, Andy Samberg jizzing in his pants on screen right now. (laughs) He's-- Where's his fucking arms? Where's his arms? Oh, he just went for self-destruct. Oh, he didn't want to live-- okay well, bye. Well that was a sad ending to that. Well that's not fun. It's choking itself out with its tail. You know, some of us are into that. Oh, Combusken and Giratina, or Comtina. Yeah, well I do that every night! Am I right fellas? Wooga. (laughs) Yo, shout out to Wooga. Awooga, dude. Uh, wow. What the fuck is this? (laughs) It's a fucking arcade cabinet, dude,
with biceps for some reason. Hell yeah, that's pretty cool. It's a fighting game. Yo Derek with the raid, welcome on in man. Welcome, welcome. Hope you had a good-- I hate this. I've made a mistake. This is terrible, I hate his face. This is awful. This is the worst thing I've made today. I'm so sorry. [The brand new burger--] Oh Jesus Christ,
here we go. [This burger is better than sex.] You guys want to fuck the burger? Come on. [Only at Burger King, you can stick your dick
in this burger.] Guys, if you want to fuck the burger, just
fuck the burger. [I watched my parents die, Raphael. Can you draw them farting?] (laughs) You know what? The crazy thing about that is that's real. That wasn't altered at all. [Batman, I, I caught a, I caught a little
Pokemon.] What the fuck is this? [You wanna know what Pokemon I caught? What Pokemon did you catch, Joker? I caught a Lopunny, Batman. I caught a Lopunny. Oh no, Joker, don't tell me-- You already
know, Batman. You know what I'm gonna do to that thing. Joker. It's an animal, Joker. You can't. Batman, there's no laws against the Pokemon,
Batman. I can do whatever I want with it. No, don't do it! I'm gonna do it, Bat--] (laughs) Fucking diving
in, dude. [7:27 PM. What kind of fucking McDonald's has a message?] (laughs) [What, do I say I want a burger tomorrow?]
(laughs) [Tina laughing in the background] That is where the default dance is from? Yeah. [Fuck you, I'll see you at work. (Baka Mitai playing) What?] (laughs) That was well done. [Yeah, Sinnoh Joe, you're gonna pull out the
Trubbish and Vanillite card. Actually, Vanillite wasn't that bad. Gen 5 had some of the best designs in the
series like Braviary, Reshiram, Krookodile. Nixon can back me up. I am not a Krookodile trainer. Why does everyone--] (laughs) That was fucking
funny. Also Krookodile is based. [Yeah, so I was watching some streams, and
some of the people like-- The amount of times they get subscribed is like crazy.] Yeah. [Yeah, there'll be people like, "oh man, thank
you for like, the 30 months of support." I'm like, dude. I hope there's a time in the future--] Yeah? [Obviously, more than two years in the future--]
Yeah? [When people are subbed to me for like 30
months. That is insane.] How about 95, you fucking fetus? [Vtuber singing] [The doors open this Friday,
so come on down to the barbecuer. Aw shit!] (laughs) [Tina cackling] Ah, he never said it out loud. Ah fuck. [It's good to see you. Gordon, you lousy motherfucker. Get your dork ass down to the test chamber
or else I will shove the sample up your ass. And stop fucking with the microwave!] (laughs) Jesus, dude. [I hope I can help. Necromancy may be legal in Cyrodiil but few
will openly admit to practicing it now that the Mage's Guild has banned it. Farewell.] (laughs) He's gonna be fucking dead. [May you rest in peace.] (laughs) Oh, Oblivion. Oh what a, what a fucking mess. [(AI president voices) Hey guys, today we are playing in ASMR because my mum is asleep in the next room. Hey, your mum. My mommy's asleep. Your mum. Shut up, you loud American. Tea and crumpets, tea and crumpets. My mum's asleep. (US national anthem playing over mic) Imagine having Piers Morgan. Oi! Shut up. Do you have a license for that TV? Shut the fuck up. Can't beat us in your own sport. Be quiet! Gordon Ramsay has nothing on Guy Fieri. It's 1am, you woke me mum up. Woke me mum up. Our version of The Office is better.] Oh my God. Fucking Bill Clinton playing the fucking national
anthem over-- (laughs) Why are we fucking-- What's-- Who's-- Why
the intro of NCAA Football 2012? [Tina cackling and dying in the back] What
is happening right now? [Somebody check on Tina] What the fuck
is happening? I-- I-- (laughs) You know what? I take it back. This is the funniest fucking video that's
been submitted. (laughs) Oh, I don't know why it's the funniest
fucking video. Whew. ["All the Single Furries" playing] See you tomorrow. [Oh, it's just Weezer. Weezer? Oh my god, but it's Wheezer!] Who the fuck just sent a Fred video? Who sent the fucking Fred video? Oh-- who, who are you? Who the fuck sent the Fred video? Are you kidding me? Hey hey hey. Who sent the Fred video? In the year of Our Lord 2023, you sent a Fred
video? Fred Finkelhorn? You son of a bitch. I think it's what, like six seasons? [Would you guys be there for me if I was going
through something? No. Absolutely not.] (laughs) [I hope it sucks, whatever you're
going through. Wow. I hope it sucks? What the fuck. I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest
of your life. I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore
you.] Jesus. [I can't wait to go to your funeral knowing
that I could have changed that outcome.] Whew! A couple of guys being dudes. Just a couple of guys-- That's what Rainbow
Six does to a guy. Whoa, okay! Oh, what the fuck? Fucking Jesus. So is that a mid anime or do people like that
one? [--fall in love with Tina? Oh dude, her absolute fucking warlocks.] (laughs) [She was packing heat. I saw her at the New York Convention Center
for Comic-Con and I'm like, Jesus Christ I thought there's no weapons allowed in here. How'd you get that through?] We just celebrated nine years together. Three years married. Did I just do the same thing I just did? Yep. All right, last one, chat. Last one for probably a year. Here we go. Let's see. What are we going to end on? Oh hell yeah, okay. [Donkey Kong dick-themed remix playing, I'll just let you enjoy] Yes! Yes. Yes. Is Cheetos-- are they all right? Are they crying? Garfield doesn't know what the fuck he's doing
with this ladder. He's set it up three times. Dude, Mondays, am I right? Mondays. Oh, Cheetos is back with a vengeance. Mr. Sage grabbing a weapon. He's got a sledgehammer. He tried to shove it in the ass of Bubble
Buddy twice. Three times. Four times? Five times. Six times. Seven times? Oh, he got it the eighth time. All right. This has been a crazy fucking match. Uh oh. Uh oh. Wait, we got two pins. Wait, who pinned first? Wait, wait. Oh, Frozone! That was for Frozone! Frozone wins! Frozone got the pin first! No shot. What the fuck was that? (laughs) He literally planked! He literally planked! (laughs) This is the first match of the tournament. This is gonna be the whole fucking stream. Oh wait, that could be it. That might be it. Did, did he just-- what? Why did he break up Scooby's pin? What? All right, Slowpoke's in immediately. Ditto didn't want any of that. Oh, the big-- Oh, he's like eating his ass. Oh, he's eating his ass. Ditto once again just vibing, waiting for
his time to shine. Ooh. Here comes Gru to break it up. Long count. Oh! Oh, what the fuck? Ditto didn't even come in, and-- You guys see what the fuck Minion did to Ditto? Did he just kick the ref? Pepe, relax. Whoa, Scooby-Doo out of nowhere! What the fuck? Holy shit. Are-- Uh. Are you gonna go in the ring? Are you gonna go in the ring? What do you mean draw?! Good luck with this small favor, my friend. Ahem. Ohohoho~ All right. So are you like the guys I need to kill to
fucking move the game along? Where am I? Uh. Huh. Oh, uh. Okay. (laughs) Right idea, just had to wait a second longer. Hey, can you bring those platforms back? I didn't know what to do, I got scared. Uh. Are you an enemy? Oh, no. Their name is Cloth. Do you guys like how I was inching closer to
them, closer to her? Are you an enemy? All right we're good, we're good. Uh, oh. Maybe my journey's over. Oh, I think it is. I think I need to bounce off of that because
I can't reach this, unless it's like, maybe a little magic pixel or something I can grab? Damn, I thought I could reach that. (laughs) Look how fucking far up we are. Holy shit. (laughs) None shall enter, none shall leave. Are you saying no way in no way out, dude? [Sea shanty music playing] I hope this leads somewhere. There's enemies up there, okay. [Arr this be a long sea shanty] Oh, it does lead somewhere. Oh, it's that guy. "The true Hollow Knight experience is sympathizing
with the Iselda, by the way." I get it man, she wants to spend more time
with her husband. Hold on. Wait, she runs a shop. She wants to spend more time with her husband,
but her husband is busy doing his own thing. Nah, I don't see it. I don't see the correlation. Um, all right. Let's check the village. I don't think the mantises were attacking
me anymore. I think I made a mistake. Uh oh. Oh, he was bowing his head. I thought he was ready to attack! Oh no! Are they doing-- Dude, they're all doing sheesh! They're all doing sheeeeeeeesh! Dude, I see you. I see you. Dude, did Hollow Knight invent sheesh? Bro, look at them, dude. They're all do-- literally all of them. Sheesh, brothers. Sheesh. Why'd the drums stop? Why'd the drums stop? Oh. Oh. Hey man. Oh. Uh. I-- (laughs) I don't know. Okay well. Uh. Let's go! Yeah! There you go. [Ohh.] Ohhh. Nice. Very easy fight, very easy. I am Gorb. (laughs) I didn't fucking-- All right, I didn't see Gorb coming out, all
right. Hey Gorb. Well that's not good. That's, that's not great. It was a fucking cardboard stand?! What do you mean?! Fuck! Shit! Hey fellas. Did I just get baited? Did I just get fucking baited? You-- I wanted to fucking save! All right. Oh! You son of a bitch! I've located you! You bitch, you son of a bitch. Hey. Oh, do I just keep knocking her-- (laughs) Hey, give me all my money back. (laughs) There's still more in there. Don't you fucking cheap out on me. (laughs) Bro! Did he eat the kids? Did he eat the fucking grubs? Happy happy happy. Did he eat his kids? Hell yeah. (laughs) All right this is, this is my good ending
right here. This is the true ending. Hell yeah. All right. Glad we came back and checked. Oh by the way, I'm playing as Steve Burnside. Oh my God, the moths are here. Steve, please. Steve. He's calling for his father already. All right. Father! This is gonna be a good randomizer. Oh, what are my weapons? We have a grenade launcher with one fire round. Good. [Even though I'm an only child--] Oh boy. [neither of my parents ever spent much time
with me--] Kendo? [because of their work.] Kendo, is that you? [I grew up alone.] Kendo? Oh Sherry! She can't even see over the desk! [We gotta get to that airport.] Steve, say something. [So it was you.] Steve? [Take this.] (laughs) Steve, have you never spoken to a woman before
besides Claire? [Yes.] (laughs) Thank you, Steve. Thank you for answering. Dude, aren't all the keys one use? I thought-- (gasps) Chat! [Iconic RE basement music] Yeah! [The song of my people] The best video game music ever made. Where does this lead? Oh! Don't like that room. Skipping the loading screens for the doors--
Oh! Huh. Okay. Yep, yep. There's three of them in here. Okay, you guys need to fucking relax. Oh please, oh God no. All right, there's a blue herb in here. I can't even see where I am. (sighs) I guess we can see if this is even worth it,
like if we need to do this, if I can even see the item. I literally can't see where I am. Uh. Hey guys, it's just an ink ribbon. Just in case you were wondering. Hey, it's two of them. Who's Ada? That is not Ada. That is... Oh my God. [I've only got two choices left. Either report to the Marines and serve out
my sentence--] It's Billy Cohen from Resident Evil 0. [Steve screaming] (laughs) Steve. Oh, it's Jill from 3. Hey, Jill. I'm Jill now. Uh, Jill? Jill? Jill? Did we soft lock? Jill? Jill, are you okay? Jill? Jill-- (laughs) Jill, wake up. Is she unlocking it? [We're still alive.] We are. [What the fuck?] (laughs) [Okay, okay.] All right dude, relax. Relax. [I'm gonna find out what caused Forrest's
death.] That's Barry! [It looks like he was killed by a crow or
something.] Barry? No, not Barry! No Barry, no! Barry! Nooo! Oh good. Hey uh, I'm doing the bridge. Oh no. I'm getting, I'm getting hit. He kills me in a cut scene. [Fuck!] Leon. [Latitude 82.17 degrees. We better check the room over again. Well, just in case.] Yeah check the room, Leon, for fucking tyrant. How'd you miss him, idiot? Oh. (laughs) Leon, you okay? Your fucking legs are through the floor, man. Listen, he-- Listen, he's going through it. He's so little. She's unconscious. You know what? She is. [Let's get out of here. Father. Father.] Oh geez. [Father!] Steve, are you all right? That's Leon. [Steve crying] All right. (laughs) Fucking look-- Oh, I'm not even moving. Uh. Oh, okay we're going. Look at-- This is, this is fan fiction to
a T. [Steve screaming "father!" repeatedly] Please. Please! Please! I couldn't fucking see what the herb is! God damn it. Okay, we still need to find out what that
second herb is. I got my ass eaten to death, dude. Leon is Ark Thompson. [My mother.] (laughs) No, Ada. I'm Ada. [Noo!] Pierce! [The man is a wanted insurgent.] (laughs) Fucking Pierce appears out of nowhere, screams. That guy's a wanted insurgent. All right I'm out of here, bye. Irons? Who's Irons gonna be? Let's see. (laughs) No! Sherry! How could you? (laughs) [Didn't expect that from a scientist. Help me!] What do you mean "help me"? You killed her. Ark! [Look, this isn't a game.] Wait. [Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you.] (laughs) [Enough with this cat and mouse game.] Wait. Wait, Annette-- Are you kissing me? [I'm just doing my job.] Why are we zoomed in on his dick? (laughs) Stop looking at his dick, dude! It's Ark's dick. Oh, now you're sucking my dick? Ark, not again. [No, this is me. I am Vincent.] Yes! [It was all my fault.] He said the line. Yes! Oh, hey Annette. [How have you gotten so close?] Oh Annette, you're motorboating my titties
right now. Annette? [We may not make it out.] Dude, Annette heard the noise and she was
just like-- (motorboating noises) God, I wish I was her. Oh-- (laughs) She fucking-- Ada, thank you for letting me motorboat your
titties. I'm out of here, dude. Peace. Oh, hi Sherry. Oh, your mom, you found her. [If you escape, humanity is doomed.] Wow, that's a lot of pressure to put an eight-year-old. [No, I won't.] Oh, so you're gonna stay? [I sure as hell hope so.] Oh, yeah. Hey Sherry, I'm not taking you. (laughs) Sherry, you're staying, right? [Where, where am I?] In the police station, silly. [If you say so.] Oh. [My head feels like it's about to explode.] No, you're in the police station. I'm not lying. [Sherry screams] (laughs) [Eat this!] Whoa, hey hey hey! Relax, I'm eight. Whoa. Jesus. All right chat, let's see who we get in here. Who's Sherry gonna-- Oh! Ah! Jesus. Yeah, like I said, I didn't tweak the settings
too much but fuck, maybe I made something way too easy. Oh! Okay, let's go uh-- Deal with that later. That's a-- We found, we found the tyrants. Hey, they're all in one room. Thanks, buddy. [Sherry screams] Ark, you hit me. You hit me right in the face. [Put that down, I won't harm you.] No, you hit me in the face. Fuck you. [So then I'm Ark, and not Vincent.] (laughs) He's still trying to figure it out. He's having a-- He's fighting in his head. He's like, all right I gave her her shit. I'm, I'm not Vincent? What the fuck? Who am I? [Don't be so careless.] Wesker? Wesker! Wesker, let me go. Or I guess I should let Wesker go? This is RE5 Wesker. Whew, I'm gonna get banned! I'm gonna get banned! I'm gonna get banned! [That's what I was telling you about. It's here.] It's not what it looks like! Please, please change position. Please change position! Oh, thank God. That's worse, that's worse! Don't look at his dick! Don't look at his dick, no! Oh, Regina? Wait, weren't you bad? Op. Oh wait. I'm-- (laughs) Yep, that's what I needed. [My stomach, it hurts.] Oh shit. (laughs) I can't with the fucking hand, dude. Oh hey Dad, you found me. Um, I think my left arm is broken. Oh, she's gonna pick her up. Right, she picks her up. (laughs) Dude, Sherry's got some fucking strong
ass teeth, dude. (laughs) She's carrying her by her fucking mouth. Geez. Now I can go into the other room that's locked. I'm venting. Oh, ah! Ah! I don't want to be in here! Ah, fuck! Get in! The door! The door! Oh hey, Jill. All right, bye Jill. (laughs) Her fucking hands. Jill, that wasn't-- That was meant for a child,
not you. Oh, Jill. [Who are you?] Oh wow, an actual reasonable dialogue choice. [I didn't know that was going to happen.] What happened? Oh, hey Wesker. [Who, who are you?] Oh, Marvin doesn't know either. [Play time is over.] This conversation kind of makes sense. [Oh no, you must be kidding. After you've come all the way here. You will give me a can of first aid spray.] (laughs) Well the dialogue was making sense, and now
it's gone. See you later, Birkin. (laughs) The way he just fucking flops is so good. Oh my God, it's you. Who's gonna save Marvin? [Dammit.] Barry! With-- [Okay, I'll go.] (laughs) What the fuck just happened? (laughs) What the fuck just happened? All right well, anyway. No, Barry. [Do me a favor. This is my last wish.] Oh. [Please give this photo to my family. William, they risked their lives to reveal
the truth.] [But no one believed them. Listen, if something happens, let's meet up
in this hall.] Are we gonna kiss? [Music] Hell yeah. Helll yeah! Let's go! Yeah! This is my fan fiction. [Stop!] Oh sorry, I'll stop kissing you. My bad. [Now, let's choose the windows.] Eh, we'll take those. [Almost done. How about a little decoration? Maybe a swing, a tree? Whatever you fancy.] Oh, how about a fucking tent. This is where I stay when Mommy and Daddy
fight. Chicken it is. [That's a great house.] Oh, oui oui. [Croissants are the best.] (laughs) [I love hot chocolate.] No one asked you, wheels. Shut the fuck up! [All right then, you can go to the cruise
ship with Peppa and her family.] Whoa hey, wait wait. Wait wait, hey hey, wait. You're just handing me off? We just met these people. What do you mean? [Mummy and daddy pig will take you there in
their car. A lot of exciting adventures await you.] Stranger danger? Oh, I can honk the horn. Hey, get out of the way, asshole. Hey, I'm driving here. Heyy. Now it's New York. It's cool that they're actually like talking
about shit in the city. Oh yikes, dude. A woman? This game's woke. This game's woke. Not my game. Not my Peppa. Woke trash. [Why don't you try blowing a windmill and
see if it spins.] Sure dude. [You can blow the windmill. The more you hold, the more you blow, the
faster it will go.] Got it. All right. (inhales) (raspberry noise) All right cool. That went fast. [There's no chance of Mrs. Duck showing up
in the middle of the desert.] Oh! It's a platypus! It's Max! It's Max. The Max cameo. [London, a wonderful capital city. What's that big building? That Peppa, is Buckingham Palace. It's where the queen lives.] And Peppa, if I lived there, it would be Cuckingham
Palace. Because your mom and I are into some weird
shit. Am I-- Am I just-- (laughs) I'm just fucking honking my horn at the--
(laughs) Everything about this this is so stupid. What the fuck? Oh. Oh. Shit. What the fuck? You crazy bitch! [I know. Everyone move to the front of the bus. Move towards the front of the bus to help
it onto the other side of the bridge.] Okay, I don't weigh that much. There's no shot. Oh, she's got the boots on. Yeah! Yeah! What the fuck is happening? [Splash splash splash.] Is this is what goes out in London? Now I see why Tina wants to go back. Whew. All right, that was London. Did you guys enjoy? (gasps) What the fuck?! Oh! Oh my god! Ohh shit. No shot, no shot! What the fuck? [Now, who wants to play "who can get down
the quickest"?] Oh shit, dad's gonna jump. Dad's gonna jump off the Eiffel Tower. Dad, no. Jesus. Holy fuck. This was well worth the forty dollars. Well worth it. What an absolute-- There's more. There's more! There's more! Hold on, I got like 14 red shells. Will that help? [Max: Oh no, here come the red shells. Mamma mia.] Oh no. [M: All the red shells are coming. Mamma mia.] No, dude! I fucking-- Why? What the fuck?! Why? I'm so close. I was so close. Yep. Yep. [M: No, the fucking banana!] Yep. Yep. [Chilled: Oh, I put those bananas down.] No you're, you're fine. Yep. I wish I didn't wake up today. Are you fucking joking? [Chilled giggling] [Courtily: I'm really sorry about that blue
shell, I'll be honest. I'm really sorry about that.] Fuck! Oh, here it comes, here it comes. I think, hopefully, maybe. He's not gonna say women, that's later. [Where's everyone going?] (gasps) [Bingo?] YEAH! He said the line! Let's go! Oh, there's an herb in there. Maybe I should try and get it. Let's see. Ohh. Oh fuck, I parried. Oh shit, I parried again. Oh, get the fuck-- You, you suck. You're shit! The chicken better not give me away. Don't do it. Don't do it, buddy. I know you're thinking about it. Don't do it. Happy women's month, bitch. Does anyone else remember just like putting
Ashley up here? Oh! Whew! Wow, okay. Well, I uh-- Little skid mark in my pants
now. Jesus Christ. Oh hey, you see how there's an auto sort thing
on the bottom? If you click auto sort uh, I'm sorry, you're
a cop. And that's how it works. If you auto sort, you're a pussy. I'm just saying. That's, that's the truth. If I catch you doing that, I'll report you
to the CIA. Hello, friend. Uh oh. Oh no, we got it, we got it. Go go gadget, cow. Not toward me, you fuck. No, the other way. Oh God. Where am I? He's fucking in me. Okay, well that-- Oh my God. That worked out great. Yeah, come over here, idiot. Lmao, stupid. Oh, there's a lot of you. Oh! Who's the stupid asshole-- Oh no! Oh, that worked out. Oh, this lady is fucking clueless. I'm clueless, I fall for it every time. We're fine. [My back is killing me. Years haven't been kind to us, I suppose.] Hey Merchant, that's a little too real. Okay? Can you not actually? Can you just relax? I'm just saying. Is he gonna throw it or-- Oh, he did, he did. Oh, that guy just-- Oh! Oho. What the fuck just happened? Oh shit, sorry. I didn't realize you were dropping a dos. I'll wait. You good? Oh, you shitting standing up? We've all been there. What a way to die. Oh. Oh, oh. Sir? He's kind of doing like a reverse dab a little
bit. What the fuck is this? Oh, is this like a shadow puzzle? Oh, fuck me. We are gonna be here for-- Oh wait, not very
long. Because I'm the smartest man on Twitch.tv. Oh! Wait, what happened? Wait, the dog's alive? I thought the dog was dead! The dog! I thought it was dead-- or wolf, whatever. Goodbye, friend. [Take care of yourself, buddy.] It was a fake out, dude. You can save the dog. If you leave the dog, I'm gonna report you. Oh, what the fuck? Hey! What do you mean? Whoa! What the fuck is happening? "What happens if you shoot the water?" Well in the original RE4, he would come and
eat you. Oh! Yeah! Yeah. Still works, still works. Someone fetch me a rare gold egg. What will I do with it? Well, sometimes it's more fun not knowing. He's gonna shove it up his ass. I couldn't resist, sorry. He wasn't even looking at me. I'm going for it. No balls. Oh Jesus fuck-- Whew! Hohoho. Whew. Whew! I'm good, I'm good. Hey man. Uh, dog, what are you doing? Oh! (laughs) Fucking-- just threw a goddamn building at
me. [Ashley.] Did you really just knock out Ashley? Get out of the way, you idiot. Are you for real? He's not dead. Hey. Oh, he got me, he got me. Fuck, I hit the wrong button. I was mashing A. (laughs) Dude, I just died. Fuck. Hey Ashley, watch out for those. They're everywhere. Literally they're everywhere. You've got to be fucking kidding me. Why so close to each other? Three in a row? I can make her a redhead? What? Yo, what? Uh, wait where's that-- Oh, it's in my customization
thing, right? A concept? [Hhgh.] (laughs) You guys ever open a door and go
"hhgh"? Yo, armadillo? Let's go? What is this, an otter? A fox, a raccoon, a wolf, an owl. Hell yeah. A moose. No, a bull. (scoffs) A moose. Oh wait. Uh, uh, I guess that's probably a deer, not
a moose. This has been animals with Ray, I hope you
enjoyed. All right, let's see what other ones I get
here. 30% attachable-- Attachable mines? Bruh. Fuck. What the fuck? Wait, it's in first person? What is this, COD? What the hell is this? Ironsights? Capcom, you, you wilding right now. Call Nick Cannon because you're wiling out,
dude. First person? Bruh. [You're a fine knight, Don Quixote.] Oh shit, the store from Yakuza? Nice Easter egg. Let's go. Hell yeah. There it is baby, there it is. Chickens, get out of the sh-- You're ruining
the shot! Get out of the fucking-- no! Hold-- I can fix this. Hold on, wait, wait. Okay, he's no longer in the shot. Much better. Yeah. Much better. Usually, at least in the vanilla game, I usually
have a rocket launcher for this fight. Um, but I don't know what to expect. I assume the fight's gonna be different. (laughs) I mean, I guess the wood did creak. I didn't think it was actually going to fall,
I thought it was just for effect. Uhh, stream's over. Fucking see ya. Hey Ashley, how's it going? I just brought a, brought a demon over. Is he coming or... Uh oh. [How do you like this?] (laughs) Like a sack of fucking bricks. Hey. I was way too fucking late on that. Yikes. I hit the hammer. I missed? I'm the f-- Oh my God, the fucking game crashed? Holy shit, what happened? $70 game, by the way. I wonder if I could just-- Oh, I need a--
I need to open that door. Where'd he go? I lost the regenerator. Op! Found him. He was on the ground. He was on the ground proned out. I've located him on the floor. I think he got hit? Maybe? He didn't. Oh Jesus! That was unfortunate. All right, chat. I was doing some prep for this run, so here's
my inventory for professional. What do you think? (laughs) You think I'm good or-- (laughs) Um, I think we're all good. Or are we? In my last act of Evil Leon, Francois will
forever be alone. No family. They're all gone! They're fish out of water. They're floundering for their life. Evil Leon strikes again for the final time. Oh, and it maxes out the rest, that's cool. (laughs) No, Ashley! Get out of the way, you fucking idiot. Hey! Get out of the way! Is that like a Michael Jackson fucking spin
and turn? Hold on. What the fuck? Oh my God. Holy shit. Hm. Get out of the way, hostage. Oh, that guy-- Did you see that guy-- Oh, what-- I'm fighting a ghost, I'm fighting
a ghost. Oh-- What do I do? How do I fight this guy? I resent that I'm awake right now. Yo, based. Same. Oh, that's all he has to say. Okay. Short and to the point. Just me and Chilled. Two bros, standing on the top of Earth, five
feet apart because we're not gay. All right, team left, baby. Let's go. Nice. Oh, hell yeah, the IVs went up. Team left. Again. Oh, they all got healed up. I didn't really need that, but thanks. Team left! Oh, baby. Oh, Toucannon specifically, thanks man. Can we get four for four? Oh! Five grand. Team left. [--Maddox in this game.] True. [And seeing Wesker fight with his new powers? I creamed.] (laughs) (KEKW) Can I spike Voxer? Sure. I don't think Voxer did anything to deserve
it. There you go. There's been a-- Oh, I can't like teleport
to the first place uh, guy anymore. Oh, yes I can it just doesn't work-- (laughs) Fucking hey Kermit, how's it going? Oh, a loop-de-loop? Well done. Oh no, not well done! Commentator's curse, I'm so sorry. I suck. That was awful. DavidIsALoser, never mind. I'm just gonna-- All right, I'm not looking
at anybody. No bad luck from me. Oh my God, I'm in the front! I fucked it up. I guess that's fair for what I've done to
everyone else. Oh guys, should I sync like it's a let's play? Guys, let's play sync. Are you ready? A little, little classic. Little classic let's play sync. Ray is on the menu. One two three, one two three, one two three,
one two three. Throwback. (Thanks for watching! ♡)
