Hell- oh God my brain is like pulsating. All right, how do we play? I forgot. [electrocution noises] (laughs) Just f*cking killed an Electabuzz apparently. All right. Dude, ragdoll makes any f*cking game good,
or makes any game better really. Oh right-- This guy lived? Oh no this guy's super dead, okay. I am now a pretty woman. Did you guys see the text "clean snatch" at
the top when I took over a woman's body. Uh, good to know. Good to know uh, everything about her vagina. Didn't need to know that, but she's clean. Great, good. Anyway. Hey freak, I have a clean vagina, you want
to talk to me? Who's left? Oh, this poor guy. This poor fucking guy. YEET. (laughs) Uh He's dead, okay we got him. $40 game by the way. $40 game. It's uh, it's a little buggy. Okay. [T: I am playing.] You're taking your ring off? [T: You don't wear an engagement ring.] Oh. She's single. Okay. Okay. [T: Here we go. You talk.] Alright, Arkvoodle says come again. 2 Hesitations 6:9. Behold he comes. Hell yeah. All right, I'm just walking around, being
a cool little hippie alien. You guys like my rainbow visor? It's so weird, I've been playing this game
for the past like hour and a half-- ignore that hand-- and I uh forgot how to play. Just kind of walking around, no big deal. What do you guys think? I'm grabbing a trash can, just still walking. Just-- you would think I would skate to the
yellow triangle, but I mean like, hold the B button or something. There we go. Okay I forgot how to use the right camera,
or the right stick, how does the camera work? Uh, uh okay we're skating. We're gonna make a right at the stop sign. That's-- it's so stupid. Okay we gotta make it to that island. I think we might need the UFO or something. We're gonna-- okay, we're not gonna make it
but I'm gonna try. We're slowly drifting. We're slowly falling, and I don't think we're
gonna make it. Uh, there's no boost. Can we swim? We're gonna find out. Uh we can swim, we're fine, except we're dying? We're good. Look at that. [Later.] All right, that's fine. Jump. Jump up, jump up. Yeah, look at that like a pro. Like I've done it before. All right now I'm gonna hold B to skate again. Okay, and just make my way to the triangle,
or I guess not triangle, but there it is. Okay, we're gonna hold X, and that's how it's
done. The Guns of Alcatraz. Guys, it was actually Tina the whole time. Give her a round of applause. [T: I was playing, hi. I got you.] I love you. [I didn't think it was possible for anyone
to wear worse suits than Majestic.] Peace and love baby? Anybody? Anybody? Just need one more. Just need one hippie. Anybody? Hey that was not-- oh hey that also-- (laughs) I meant to hit the person in front of me,
but the person behind was a hippie, so that worked out. Anyway, we did it. What is this guy's fucking head? This guy has a 12 head, what the fuck. What the fuck, I'm working for-- I'm working
with you. Fuck you. He called me a little green honky, what the
fuck. (laughs) I know the game crashed, but something about
getting into my ship, getting into my ship and going OHOHOH and then the game crashed,
makes it even better. All right everybody and their mom saw this. There, no shot. No shot. All right, anyway. Her head's in the fucking ground. Anyway, come on buddy. (laughs) Oh what a way to go. Look at that, perfect probulater chat. Three shots, three perfectly timed anal probes
in a row. I am the king of anal. I mean what? [The Soviets are after us. Terry you've been ratted out. Head for the hills.] I'll help you Terry! Godspeed! (laughs) Just right into a fucking building. Yikes. Holy fuck, oh he's super dead. Can someone tell me where Algernon is please? Okay?! Hey guys $40 game by the way. So I won't be doing that on stream, I'll do
that off stream. He's dropping it like it's hot! What the hell? Is this a-- Is this an idle animation? What year is it? Haha all of a sudden, I love fortnite! I love it when my wife brings me food with
no bra. Women shouldn't play video games. Oh what happened chat, I blacked out. What happened? Now you can kill whoever you want. He is stuck in the wall. And his guns have like dislodged. Got it. [Kiss my black ass.] What? Who the fuck said that?! "Do I think I'll check out Sonic Frontiers?" No. No, I don't like Sonic at all. The game froze. Fuck, is it because I said I didn't like Sonic? Okay there's three of them over here. Are you fucking kidding me? They made a pyramid? Okay, all right. Uh interesting. Converted from a Twitch Prime to a tier one. I guess that's also another good thing you
can do now is uh, [I'm an adult virgin.] Never have sex actually is, is something you
can do. Is be pure for Jesus. Never ever have sex in your life. AW, the Burmese hanging out, that's so cute. They're a throuple. In my headcanon, they're a throuple. We're getting raided-- OH FUCK YES! I didn't even notice! Let's go! Hell yeah. Hangtime bringing in the the fucking full
art Eevee, Trainer, I don't even know what you call this. It's so cool! It's Bill and Eevee. What's behind it? The fucking Haxorus, who cares. Let's go! Pachirisu? Look how cute it is! It's so happy! Yo the chanting got me a gold card. Lapras, sad Lapras. What do we got under you, we have a golden
Ultra Ball. Let's go. If you guys weren't here at the beginning
of the-- OH. Hold that thought. WHEW we got a cute Sylveon. Let's go. There we go. The Ariados. And...yo this last pack though? This fucking last pack? It was right here the whole time. All right let's see what we got. We got the full art Ariados, which is dope. And we got-- oh we got Arceus V Star. Pog? Yo pog? Clefable what are you skipping over? What do you got behind you? Let's see. Three two one, oh! We got the Charizard V Star, let's go. Let's go. Magmortar and Electivire. Red and yellow, ketchup and mustard, what
are you guys hiding? That looked like something rainbow-ish. Are we gonna do it for the gays, let's see. Three two one, oh we're doing it for the gays! We got a rainbow Kindler. Nice. Scyther. Heracross. Yo back to back double whammies though? Bruh. All right let's see what we got behind the
Yanma. Three two one, oh! Look at this Machamp dude. Look at this Machamp! This is so cool, look at this art! Look at all the shit he's picking up. Yo, that's rad. This is beautiful. Glameow. What the? There's shinies in this? A radiant Hawlucha? Yo it's shiny, what the fuck? Bruh I didn't know that. What's behind it? Oh double whammy. Look at that. Let's see Ralts, what's behind you? Three two one, oh! Yo! Last pack luck again. Machamp is all about it this box, holy shit. For the gays! What do we got? Three two one, ay! Waifu tax. What's the waifu tax on Gardenia? Beautiful card, beautiful card. Basculin, Poochyena, Radiant Heatran! Is that shiny Heatran? Heatran's one of those shinies where you don't
know. I'm gonna believe you because I can't fucking
tell. And double whammy? Oh-- well it was upside down what the fuck? Let's go!! Oh my God the centering on this is so bad,
look at the big bottom chunk. Whoever centered this should be fired into
the sun. Uh Ivysaur, the jar you put Rainbow Dash in,
Chansey, Bibarel. (laughs) That's funny. Smeargle? Come on bro, this is Bibarel's card, not you,
you fuck. Bidoof, Wimpod, Pidove. Ohh radiant Venusaur. Very nice shiny. Hell yeah, my favorite gen 1 starter. And, oh a holo Snorlax. [I'm about to bust.] Same Hank. It's a shiny Venusaur, let's go. And an-- a holo Pikachu! This goes to Tina as well. He's got a hat! Look how cute it is. His hat is uh, two Pokeballs. That kind of looks like the Cards hat, but
with Pokeballs. We sell this hat in black, kind of. Wide Larvitar. I thought that was a radiant Moltres, fuck
me. Uh, reverse Moltres and-- [Music] Well shit. We got Numel taking a nap. uh Raticate. Ayyy radiant Charizard! Let's go! Yeah! Woo! That's a big hit. Now we just need Blastoise. Who's behind him? Oh. Fuck off. Nice. Streamer luck. [I'm about to bust.] Hell yeah Hank, me too brother. Larvitar, Aipom, I fucking told you chat! Let's go!! We got all three! Yes! And the horns bring it in. Scripted. What's behind it? Oh wow. Okay, well this would usually piss me off
but we got a radiant Blastoise so. We got them all! Oh, fuck. I'm good, I'm fine. I got it, I got it. [Andy: 50 million dollars, oh nevermind you're
coming back.] Hey there's a cliff there, watch out. There's a, there's a ledge. [A: Holy shit. Jake, there's so many poles to flip on my
dude.] It's all you. [A: Oh Ray, oh this is bad.] You're supposed to save me I think. You, you ran at him. [A: How do I roll forward? Can you roll forward in this game?] Uh yeah, you aim in well-- you can, I don't
know how to explain it on keyboard or mouse. [A: Sure. No.] Yeah see look. (laughs) What are you cold? What are you a little scared? [A: It kind of looks like I'm doing a little
mini tea bag almost.] [A: Haven't hit the quota yet. Oh no, no, no.] Catch a package-- (laughs) Uh great minds think alike. [A: Let's just end the stream.] Yeah stream's over guys. [A: I'm sorry chat.] Little uh, little comedy duo action right
there. A little Abbot and Costello. Chat you really don't appreciate level design
until you experience bad level design. Like this is real bad. Oh fuck. Uh, oh, all right. (laughs) [A: Oh man there's so many people here, what
the fuck?] Are you sliding too? [A: Oh! Oh I got electrocuted, I'm sliding.] (laughs) What's happening with you over there? What the fuck? Are you, are you okay? Oh we gotta get out-- Oh god. Oh here we go. All right, let's go baby. Let's go. What is this an-- okay, I thought it was gonna
give us that camera angle. All right, we got this Andy. Are you serio-- we just started! What the fuck did you-- What-- I can't even fathom what you hit. [A: Why-- okay, why isn't to accelerate W,
why is it left click? I don't get that.] Oh there's also stuff in the road if you want
to like mash your grab button. Oh my God that's-- I was about to say watch
out the camera shifts and you're on the edge of the cliff. Here we go, here we fucking go again dude. Aw shit, here we go again. Here we go. [A: We're only 600 meters away. We're doing good.] Did you collide with me? Did you hit me from-- (laughs) [A: Why would they allow that to happen?] You have the whole fucking field, why are
you driving up my ass? [A: I barely fucking touched it.] Oh not a collectible rather a, a pickup, a
pickup. Oh what the fuck is this? [A: What is going on?] What the hell is this? [A: I don't know what's happening, Ray!] I'm just following the path it gives me. Oh this is scuffed. Just try and follow me. Nevermind. [A: (screams) What is this?] This is the, this is-- [A: Too slow? I haven't fucking taken my finger off the
left tr-- the left click.] We died 11 times. 11 times. [A: How did I get a higher rank than you by
the way?] Uh because I guess I died one more time, maybe? [A: Oh sure okay yeah.] I don't know how they weigh that. I killed more enemies, my accuracy was slightly
better, and I got one more death. Oh, I know why it's it's because I'm a woman
so I get paid less, I get ranked less, you know. You know how it is. [A: Glass ceiling.] You hate to see it. Kind of cringe they put that in the game. The Tank's gone. Wait-- or not. Okay well, I guess the tank might be still
gone but-- no it's absolutely behind us. Oh is this another running section? Oh we're running again. Did you just not move? [A: I had a split second in my brain where
I said, am I gonna hold W to go forward or am I gonna hold S to go forward?] That's fair, that's fair. [A: and I still don't know what it is.] Oh God okay. [A: I think I'm gonna try W. No I'm gonna
try S.] Alright, good luck, good luck. [A: Yeah it's S.] All right we're good, we're
good, we're good uh rest in peace. Are you, are you alive? [A: I am.] What the-- how? [A: I got shot by a tank and I'm good now,
I think.] How did you-- how did you survive that but
you tapped the avalanche and you exploded? [A: Oh accelerator is actually left click. Damn, I didn't see that.] OH, thanks game. I got you, I got you. Are we-- [A: I don't know.] Hey I held on to you, okay. (laughs) I-- oh what the fuck. [A: You better shoot that barrel.] I got it, I got it, don't worry. Oh what is-- that's my whole review of this
chapter, or this episode, just what? Andy I can't explain how hard this is to aim. It's like I'm in four earthquakes at once,
and a tornado. Anyway, I love you. [A: Well earlier I had a tank move in a statue
so I could--] That's true, oh I'm on fire br-- okay. [A: Dude we're popping off so far, no deaths
though.] I don't know what you're hitting, but I'm
like on fire for like two seconds. I'm getting hit by malatovs? [A: The guys in front of us are throwing malatov
cocktails on the ground.] Oh. [A: Wait, scripted? No not scripted. (laughs)] Hey can we get a, hey Light, editor, can we
get a rewind to when uh, Andy said we were popping off and we haven't died yet. Yeah, it's rewind time. [A: Dude we're popping off so far, no deaths
though.] Okay. [A: Oh what, oh what, oh what oh fuck!] Um you didn't do the cool slide. We just slammed into the truck. [A: I haven't had to hit spacebar and R since
Leon's playthrough! What the fuck!] Oh yeah okay. Oh there's that ramp, there's that ramp. [A: Oh GTA ramp right here baby.] That was, that was scuffed. What. Okay. That was-- [A: What the fuck is this video game?] I don't-- holy shit. Uh hold on I'm gonna see if I get him here,
hold on. Uhh. Oh! [A: Oh I jumped over him.] Wait hold on, hold on, hold on. Go box! Go box! I missed! What the fuck, are you kidding me? What the fuck? That was lined up! [A: I don't know why I'm watching this, I
don't give a fuck.] Well they put four hours into this, might
as well see the end. [A: Hey what's up, my name is Mario. Ray, do you know me dude?] I love you dude, big fan of your games. [A: Remember I saw you at a at one of the
RTXs.] Yeah, yeah what year was that, 20-- 2016? Something like that? [A: I don't know man, I was just walking down
the street, I didn't go.] Oh okay. [A: Yeah I was just chilling there.] Yeah I think I remember you waved at me and
I'm like hey Mario. [A: I was I was scalping passes through a
bunch of fucking losers dude.] What do you think about Chris Pratt playing
you in the new uh, the new movie? [A: Oh man dude I'm not, you know what? Hey I'm not a big fan of him, I would have
preferred maybe like a Brad Pitt man or something like that. But at the end of the day you know, it is
what it is. Uh hey, when are you going back to Achievement
Hunter dude?] Oh my, would you look at that. I gotta go. My mom is calling me. My, my refrigerator is-- I gotta. [A: Yeah, people like grapes bro.] Yo that thing that's hunched over, that like
suit you came in on, it looks like Winston. Like Winston with a helmet from Overwatch. [A: Oh yeah, it does yeah. Chat remember this is a uh, horror game.] Use your uh, use your electric gun Winston. [A: Hello?] Say the line about peanut butter. Say something about peanut butter. [A: Peanut butter, Ray.] (laughs) Robert, why are you why are you Winston? [A: I'm the voice of Winston, Ray.] All right, here I am baby it's me. Agent. [A: Didn't even get a fucking intro bro. You weren't even in the cutscene, that's so
fucked up.] No I wasn't. Hey you're not gonna see me anywhere, but
it's me Agent. [A: That's so messed up dude. They just fucking bought your 3D model from
the Unreal store and just plop that shit in here. Oh my God that is so--] No dude I'm Agent,
what do you mean? I'm agent. [A: I see a person on your chat says "a gent."] Oh yeah, I am a gent, that's true. [A: Oh yes!] How do I get up there? Oh never mind. [A: Did you climb on my back or what? Did you grab onto my ankle?] No I used a little, I used a little ladder
they, it's-- Capcom's a small indie company all right? Listen, they can't afford the ladder-climbing
animation. Bro this game is so bad. Okay, and now uh, you look through it again. [A: Oh because the horns are in the way, how
bout that?] Yeah yeah yeah. Let me know if I look cool. [A: Fuck yeah you do!] Yeah dude. I'm fighting a ghost, I'm chopping his ghost
balls. Okay it could have been better. [A: You're so desperate to come up with a
UI for somebody else, you give her a cube phone.] Yeah that cube thing-- what the fuck? The door closed in my face! I can't-- I'm here never mind. I'm here. Okay yeah it was a glitch, don't worry about
it. Op, okay. (laughs) Hey I'm here, I got here before you. Yo what took you so long bitch? [A: That was really impressive.] [A: Hey Justin Timberlake, what's your favorite
cereal? Corn Pop.] (laughs) You know, I knew what the joke was gonna be,
still good. I, I knew the punchline as soon as you started
talking. [A: Oh God, all right next chapter chat, over
85 accuracy. That's a guarantee.] Ohh that's an Andy guarantee, or you can unsub
from his YouTube. [A: Ah fuck.] Oh you left the game? See you later headshot master. We got more chapters, what do you mean? Where are you going? [A: That was a subconscious decision on my
part.] He's fucking-- you rage quit the game but
we won. I don't understand. [A: That was my body trying to preserve my
own health, my own mental health.] You went into fight or flight. Fuckin close the game alt+f4. [A: Oh son of a fuck.] Oh, see ya. Oh! Oh shit we gotta go. Oh we gotta go. (laughs) [Music] (laughs) Just cut off, cut off your butt! Okay that's kind of fucked up because you
didn't get-- you had a second to react. [A: Hitting continue yes was such a tough
decision for me.] Yeah you gotta move immediately. You did it again, you went over! You have to hold-- for me I have to hold Down. I have to hold Down. [A: You have to hold Down? Well guess what? That's what I fuckin did!] Maybe you held Down too early and it was registering
you going down when the camera was flipping the other way. [A: Ahhh fuck off!] I'm just trying to f-- don't yell at me, I
didn't make this piece of shit. I'm Agent, I shouldn't even be here. Oh what the fuck, we got big chungus over
there! OHHH he's gonna fucking eat me, let's go! [screams] Is that-- oh yeah turn! We're good, we're good. That was easy. [A: What are you doing, you fucking gross
bitch?] I'm gonna chop up his fucking b-hole. I'm helping! I'm helping! I'm helping! Ah there's an enemy behind us I think. Oh yeah it's the guy we need to kill. Oh she's back! [A: Deborah!] She's back. (laughs) [A: Deborah!] (laughs) [A: I remember this sequence, this shit was
cool.] Yeah I think you were doing the same thing. You just kept saying Deborah. All right I'm gonna sniff his butt. Baited him, I baited him. [A: Baited him.] He might be able to-- (laughs) [A: I wasn't even close.] Bro he looked at me, he's like "no," and he
went right after you. He made a fucking 90 degree turn. There's no way Agent goes down either of these. [A: Stupid fucking game.] Nope. [A: Oh here we go.] Yeah! [A: Dad, look at me dad.] Now it's my turn. Dude you ready? Here comes, here comes Agent. [A: Walk, just walk down it.] Yeah! [A: Whoa! Oh shit, that was cool! You made that happen.] Yeah I made it happen. I'm making a Machinima. You know I've-- Red VS Blue that was me. Burnie Burns is my uh, my, my fake name. [A: Look at, look at me and look at-- here's
me doing my Machinima. What's going on Ray?] Hey, hey look at me. You ever wonder why we're here? [A: Oh man. People love grapes.] Can you-- sir can you kill me? (laughs) I died to one zombie? [A: You didn't even get an animation.] I don't get a cool animation? Just one-- bro Agent sucks! [A: Bro how much? How much?] Oh Andy. Oh Andy. Oh Andy. Oh you're good, you're good. [A: Ohh I popped off! No I--] Did you, did you... You popped off all right. (laughs) [A: I was so happy Ray, that I lifted in my
hands in joy, I lifted up my hands in joy. I missed the second one.] (Ray losing his shit laughing in the background) [A few moments later] Or maybe it was R, maybe
I just popped off. I'm crazy. I'm a gamer, dude.] Bro, you gotta shut the fuck up until the
check for the QuickTime event is done. [screams] Oh come on. Chat don't even fucking say it. Don't even say it. Don't even fucking say it. [A: Oh man...pretty horny, I'm gonna screencap
all this.] [A: Me when. Me when I'm playing--] Me when. [A: Me. Me when I'm watching--] Me when your mom dude. Ah that was me when your dad. [A: Deborah.] Ray Romano's just covered in the coom. "Deborah." Collateral damage. [A: Ray I'm gonna try to get you out of the
coomerang.] [A: Robert, help me out Robert.] Never saw that episode where uh, Ray was just
covered in the coom and Robert needed-- oh God! Oh I'm getting consumed by the cum! No I got-- I got killed by the cum! [A: Wait. Okay honestly Ray, I thought you were the
NPC.] No those were the enemies, I was trying to
get this collectible. Oh God. Chat you know what they say, it's better to
come in the sink than to sink in the cum. And I just, just. I just just sunk in the cum. [Son of a bitch. Rainbow.] Homophobes be like. Bro didn't even kill himself right. Nope, never mind. [Music] I guess I'll take this baby covered
in oil. Thanks, BP, another fucking spill huh? Oh hey it's me with clothes on, I guess, maybe? Oh what the fuck? I can't even pronounce that word. Meaning he could return to life from the place
known as the Seam when killed. In the Seam follow the Strand to guide Sam's
souls back-- oh it's was like Dark Souls. Hey, me. Hey Mads, how's it going? All right, let's go baby. Oh wait fuck, I have to hold left trigger. I forgot the package. Let's go baby. God the standing emoji. Yeah, me in the corner of the room. Should I go? Ma? Don't be so serious-- Uh yeah let me see what happens if I fall. All right Mom, we're gonna take a tumble here. (laughs) [I'm so sorry.] Hey Mom, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Mom. Hey, Sam Porter Bridges, have you ever seen
the movie Kung Pow Enter the Fist? Do you remember when the baby is rolling down
the hill and the woman goes "cute baby, bye bye"? We want you to do that, but with that baby,
yeah? It's a cult classic, I'm sure you've seen
it. Just bye-bye, into the fire. No? Bitch. Kojima's probably never seen Kung Pow. Can you imagine Hideo Kojima sitting in his
house watching Kung Pow? Mads Mikkelsen is there against his will,
and they're both watching Kung Pow. Can you imagine Hideo Kojima going weeooweeooweeoo? Now that's, that's comedy. Oh hey Merlin. What's this, are my spectacles enchanted or
might you actually be real? This is the first time Merlin's ever spoken
to a woman. Let's go Merlin! Pogchamp! And here's a groovy hat so you can look like
a real angler. Hell yeah. What do you think of the hat? Pretty spiffy huh? It's a bit...Goofy. Because that's your name! Let's go find the mouse. Is he in his house? Probably. There he is! Mickey Mouse! YES! Okay, the recipe says prepare the fruit salad. We need fruit like apples. I bet you can find some of those around the
village. Oh and you know what would be great with a
fruit salad? Yummy yummy. Some-- Twitch, I didn't say that word, Mickey did. Please don't ban me. Oh, it's a jiggy. Come on. The first one I get is of her tits? This is gonna put me on a fucking list. Chat, I didn't know all right? I just picked it up randomly. I've been picking up random shit. I've picked up flowers and wood. This was not what I planned all right? This was-- I just picked up the green orb. I was set up. Is this your fault-- I'm glad your fucking
wife left, you bitch. Alright Mickey there you go. I did not mean to water your shoes. I'm so sorry. Actually you know what, yeah fuck you. After all that, now you got wet socks. Yeah your day's fucking ruined, how about
that? Yeah your wife's gone, your socks are wet. You're having a rough day. This brings me back to like Black Ops 1 emblems
and shit. This is a different game for a different crowd,
but I'm pretty sure we're still gonna see some dicks. There's definitely going to be some dicks. Oh also-- Hi, welcome to Chili's! [Music] Get the fuck out of my house! How'd you even get in here? Get the fuck out of the shot, I'm taking a
picture of the bush! Good I blocked him. He got Mike Wazowski'd. Fuck you. Oh what the fuck's happening over there? Is that, is that-- Bro, is that a ghost of Minnie Mouse? What the fuck is this? Game's haunted. Game's haunted. She's fucking dead. They killed Minnie Mouse! Don't play the fucking cheery music. We just saw a fucking spirit all right? We just saw his dead wife. Oh, take a picture. Hey Mickey, you want to do another 360 ass
blast? All right Mickey, let's do it. [Music] (laughs) Fuckin, hey thanks man. Fine, you're worth it. Here you go. It's exactly what I wanted. Well done, my friend. Tell Scrooge-- he's right fucking next to
you! Turn your head to the right 90 degrees. What are you, divorced parents, not talking
to each other? Huh, I don't see anything there. That must be a visual glitch. All right, free game by the way. Maybe they'll patch it when it comes out. Just an empty item bag. Shout out to uh dotwordna, first time chat,
first time chatter. They say uh "get a Cheesy Gordita Crunch." I don't know if that's meant to go in this
stream, but that's just good life advice. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Oh no. Oh no. [Music] Hell yeah. Oh Tina told me something recently, that they're
they're not using the term "wife beater" anymore, probably for a good reason. Tina what did they change it to, or what are
they trying to change it to? Wife pleaser. Wife pleasers. I mean this is just a tank top at the end
of the day. Uh ever since they changed the name to wife
pleaser, haven't worn it. Haven't pleased my wife ever since we got
married, so it'd be illegal for me to wear this. [Ray: How's my apartment smell?] [Michael: Dude, it's great in here!] (laughs) Dude I'm fucking funny. [I love my thick bitch of a wife.] (laughs) Yo true? True though! Fucking true. [Sigurd, leave it to me.] The fuck did he just say? Oh, Sigurd. I was about to say Nintendo getting real fucking
brave at the end of 2022. All right, Jesus Christ. Oh, look who it is. This guy. [Box with familiar characters from Fist of
the North Star.] What? [They'll be your instructors in exercise mode
leading you through various boxing drills. Defeat as many enemies--] What the fuck? (laughs)
Holy fuck. [A brand new mode has been added to help you
enjoy more quality time with your in-game spouse.] You can have sex? Sex mod! Sex DLC let's go! Sex sex sex sex sex! [Mario Party.] Ohhh that's cool, that's cool. Fucking play that online properly maybe. Mario Party 3, the best one, on N64? [Mario Party 3.] Let's go! The script, the script. [Pokemon Stadium.] Oh no. Oh no, no! Oh no. No! NOOO! Oh no. Ohhh nooo. No! NOOOOO! AHHHHHHHHH! All right, well we gotta do another rental
randomizer I guess. [One particular piece draws her in.] Dude, hold on. Oh fuck, I want it to say come. Hold on, I want it to say come. I want it to say come. I guess, I don't know why I keep going back
I use period and comma. Hahahahaha dude. It's the come game! It says come! Let's go. Yeah this game looks like ass, graphically. [Pikmen are all around you. Let's take a quick look at my screen.] (screams) Just get swarmed. [Can you survive the season of death?] God I hope not. [By thrusting, tripping, and carrying opponents--]
(Ray making pained noises) That uh, yeah that looks like it's on the Switch alright. Whew. [As part of Kirby's 30th Anniversary, a remake
of Kir--] Didn't need to say that. Could have gone without that. Could have just lied actually, or just not
brought it up. Damn. I'm not gonna play this at all because I don't
give a shit about Zelda but thank you for putting a game not in fucking February or
March. For the love of God. Any other game coming out around that time,
WHEW. Hey guys, unexpected delays. Uh, we lost the code, we have to start over. The game's coming out in 2024 now. Man, sorry I just deleted it and didn't save
it. Wow, we gotta start fresh. God it looks so good. God it looks so good. Dad is back. Oh, Watase Watase. I'm literally shitting, coming, farting, crying,
coughing, sneezing dying, all at the same time. Dude why-- her fucking tits dude. The woman's just taking baby steps, and her
titties are like-- When we started playing yesterday, when we
were testing, we immediately ran up to each other and started swinging. Oh my God chat, I forgot to mention, anybody
can fucking pause the game, and we both control the pause menu. This is gonna be so bad. [Chibi: Can you see what I'm doing? HEY I was changing my volume.] Oh, oh my bad sorry, I thought you were just
memeing. No, I can't see what you're doing. You can do it again, you can do it again. Yeah guys if you pull up the squad stream
you can see a Vtuber and a flesh tuber together at once. This is the future liberals want, and they
got it. [C: I do have pink hair and pronouns.] (laughs) [C: People do refer to me as an it, more than
I would like.] I think technically a limb is the arms and
the legs, but what do I know dude? I dropped out of college. [C: As a tripod, I agree. I was an English major bro.] Oh okay so you just, you just wasted money. [C: Oh I threw it into a bonfire. My dad's money, into it.] Oh nice, yeah it only would have been worse--
[C: My sister's an art major so.] Yeah I was about to say it would have been
worse if you went for art. [C: (laughs) No, she got accepted into one
of like the best like art colleges in America, like in the world.] Yo more like uh, more like fart colleges dude. [C: And I'm over here playing Dead Space with
a Minecraft streamer.] Okay first of all, how dare you? I'm not a Minecraft streamer. I was a let's player, which is even worse. He said who wants candy? Whoops, my bad. That was me, that was me. [That's alright.] Okay, yep, yep sorry my bad. Wrong button oh my bad sorry, I'm just-- [I'm
lagging, I'm lagging.] I'm lagging, I'm getting hacked. Lizard Squad? [I'm downloading more RAM. Okay I'm good.] Okay good. [Oh my God, you know those little like like
pins you put in Crocs?] Yeah yeah. [I got some.] What'd you get? [I got knuckles. I got uh--] Ugandan or normal? [What?] Ugandan Knuckles or normal Knuckles? [The echidna!] Yeah. [Yeah.] Yeah, the normal one or the Ugandan one? [What?] You don't know Uganda Knuckles? [Ohh the Boomer meme.] The Boomer meme? It's like a year old, what do you mean? [Exactly, exactly. Listen it's okay, memory loss is a sign. It's okay. Turning 33, take it easy.] I guess that's true, you're literally seven. [There's autoaim bro, this is my kind of game.]
is it? Is it really your kind of game or? [How many kills did you-- how do I land?] It's the same button to take off and I don't
think you figured it out yet. (laughs) Just fucking hit every key on the keyboard
till you get it. You're good, you're good. Just gotta stick the landing. I think your feet have to be on the ground,
do you see like a little crosshair on the, on the floor? [I'm stuck in the menu.] This is going great. This is going great. All right, all right, I gotta-- let me-- I'm
pausing for, let me, I'm gonna lower my audio in-game. I'm gonna try to audio, or I'm gonna try to
lower, gonna try to lower my, gonna try to, gonna just try to lower the uh, gonna try
to lower the aud-- gonna Gonna try to lower the audio in-game. This fucking guy's spinning again. Oh, this game is so scuffed. Uh how do you revive? That was a cool roll. I'm still on the ground though. (laughs) I don't know if you could see it, but I died. I turned to a fucking Beyblade. [Identification required, well I'm a Vtuber,
I'll have you know. I could end you with one Twitlonger.] Dude, my truth. [I wish I had simps.] What do you call the people in your chat? What do you call your subs? Are they not simps? [They hate me.] Weren't they gifting subs earlier? That's kind of simpy. [You know what, maybe they are simps.] [They're spamming Among Us, so I don't know
what those idiots want.] Well do you still have Among Us twerking on
your head or? Did I, did I say something wrong? [No.] Oh are you all right? You doing okay? How's it going? Oh you're, your fucking helmet is like float--
dude this game is a mess. All right, I'm coming up. You're getting vomited on. Oh you are getting destroyed right now. [Leave me. Leave me.] Fucking flew around-- (laughs) "Was this the beginning of the EA greed stuff?" Oh maybe you're right. Oh! I fell through the Earth. I am in the ground. I'm under the ground. I'm under the-- okay so-- [laughs] Oh God. I would prefer to not-- You know what, I think I would have preferred
it than you. I think I would have actually taken that all
right. Did you throw it into the rail directly in
front of you? [I genuinely tried to throw it at the--] I'm waving at chat, they can't see me. [I am too.] Okay. [They literally cannot see it so.] That's fair, that's also, that's another layer. All right I'll talk to you later Chibi. [Yeah see you later. Make sure you eat something.] I will, I will. [Bye bye!] Thank god that guy's out of here. Was anyone else, anyone else getting a little
uncomfortable by how bad he was at the game? Was anyone else getting bothered by how much
I had to overstep and carry? All right hold on, let me hop into Chibi's
stream and see if she's ready. [Chibi: By the way chat, did you know birds,
do you know that birds-- I saw a bird fly yesterday, and I was so excited. There's like these big birds where I live,
and, and they're hibernate, not hibernating. What is it when they, when they, when they
become Southerners? Or where do they go for the winter? Where do they go? Where do they go? They're government drones? Well so am I. Migration? Oh.] I'm gonna unplug my internet actually. [They have uh, like I'm not even kidding,
like 200 butterflies in their front yard living in their bushes. And I wanted to show you. I wanted to show you but-- Ray is here?] Unfortunately. I just got banned. (laughs) Yeah that tracks. [Hello?] Hello. Why'd you ban me from your fucking stream? She left the call. I have such a way with women dude, it's crazy
that I can-- that I even have a wife. [Alright, sorry, I lagged.] Oh you went through a tunnel? Yeah I got it. [God dang it dude.] What? [Can we get a "let's play?"] Can we actually not though? [Let's play!] I'm going to SWAT myself if you say that again. [Wait my game crashed.] I think my game, my game crashed too? No wait no, my game's still open. My game's still open. [Let's not play!] Hold on, actually, did you crash my game? No wait no, you're still in. At least on my screen you're still in. [laughs] You see what you did? You broke the fucking-- we haven't even started
yet. [Yeah um my chat's asking if we're doing this
playthrough cakeless.] Always dude. Literally always. Oh right the fucking pause shit. Oh no. [I wanted you to give you time to think about
it.] Yeah. [Oh you , they have a whole tab for you: achievements.] They do. They do. They have a whole tab for you, it's called
Kick Co-op Player. It's fucking crazy. You have to pull up your inventory, uh and
then you just pick an item and then hit drop. [Drop? I don't think I have a drop button.] Well you hit like, you're playing on keyboard
right? [Yeah. Oh, I see all right. Let me drop some stuff.] All right. I can't even think of a witty fucking comment,
because this is fucking funny. (laughs) [Am I shooting anything?] Uh no, no you're not. You're good, you're good. [I hear like music but-- Oh wait something
hit me! Okay, I'm just gonna run. Later.] (laughs) You're just gonna disappear into
the-- you just disappeared into the fog. Just gotta, just gotta keep just closing the
menu. Just, you just keep opening it on accident
but that's okay I'll keep closing it. [Yeah sorry, I think my keyboard broke.] Yeah that's totally fine, these things happen. No big deal, no big deal. (screams) All right, let's go. Is this how it works? [Wait, I think I'm having a vitamin deficiency.] You're running into spikes, what do you mean? [This would not hurt you if you walked into
it. They're like, not sharp.] Yeah but you're still getting like, poked. Oh this is different, I see the problem. [I don't think I'm taking damage.] I'm taking damage, more than you'll ever know. [How do we know that though?] I have a, a hunch, you could say. [Ah me too, I got scoliosis.] (laughs) [It's not a bit, I actually do--] My apologi--
you have scoliosis? [Yeah.] Yo, let's go. [I know, I'm popping off.] We stan a scoliosis queen. Whoops. You looking at a thermos? [Yeah.] Okay, oh you knocked it over. [Yeah I'm looking at the thermos.] I'm like what the fuck are you looking at? Oh shit booba? Yo let's go? I didn't see it, I was standing right here. I just saw the thermos. [You thought I was looking at--] Yeah I thought
you were looking at, swinging at a thermos. I'm like okay, no no yeah you're fucking playing
the boobs like a bongo. I get it now, okay. I just wanna check something. [Uh only if you leave your desk real quick.] Yeah all right, that's fair. [Leave for like 20 seconds?] Yeah. You have so much fucking ammo! What are you, a hoarder? [You weren't supposed--] Alright that's all
I want to see, we can go. [You weren't supposed to see that.] Oh wait is, am I twerking with him? [Back up a little bit.] Like right here? [Back up more. More.] Yeah, yeah. I like it Daddy, I like it. [Daddy hates me.] This is why daddy hates me. Being a little sussy right now. [So as you all know, when I was a kid I used
to watch Achievement Hunter, and you made a joke about meatspin.com. And curious little me was like, what's that? Why are they laughing about it? And I decided to Google it. And that's the day, that's the day--] That's
the day what? [That's, that's, that's the day.] [My guy screams like the Lego City guy.] Oh who got uh-- [Hey!] (laughs) He screams
just like it. [laughs] Whew, all right sorry. I did not expect uh, we had a celebrity in
chat here with the Lego City guy. Oh wait, this guy, this guy's-- wait this
isn't supposed to happen? This is the main villain of the game, why
is he standing here? Oh, okay. I dropped my controller. Ah! Anyway, cool game. Cool game. [He was just standing there.] He was. [It was our Uber Eats order.] Did he just, did he just fly? Did he just, where'd he go dude? Did you see that? He fucking flew away! He's over here now. Oh, knock him off the ledge. Oh dude. What is this fucking game? Oh yeah, knife attacks. Uh-huh. Hey. Knife attack, by the way. I love that the equivalent of what I was doing. I was just holding two buttons. It's just essentially, just this with the
fucking Wii remote. That's, this is what I was doing with two
buttons. I was playing Fruit Ninja. Ah Resident Evil, what the-- who the hell
is this guy? That's not Carlos! Didn't OG Carlos have dark hair? Who is this third Carlos? #NotMyCarlos. Like I understand it's not hot Carlos from
remake, but who the fuck is this? I'm not gonna play as him. How much I'd pay to be that zombie, if you
know what I'm saying. Oh, why does it look so weird? Oh why does this licker look weird? It looks like a baby licker. Taken out of context that sounds terrible. This is why context is important. [Was that a zombie?] Oh he's asking if Nemesis is a zombie. I was about to say, Carlos are you fucking
serious? We're on the third level. "Is that a zombie?" Yeah you know, one or two of them. The C in Carlos stands for comedy. [STARRRRRRS] (laughs) That was so bad. I'm gonna assume it's like that in the real
game and not because I'm on Dolphin, but why did it sound like he was screaming but also
being shaken? Staaaars! Get fucked. That doesn't happen till like, uh. Oh what the-- I just opened up a menu. I just opened up a random menu. Okay, well um. Hey it's a 15 year old game. It's a 15 year old game, by the way. Listen, the emulation isn't perfect. It's good enough, just don't worry about it. [It's brittle.] Oh. (laughs) It's brittle~ Oh I guess that's the problem
dude. That fucking Tyrant was brittle. Okay. Uh, "was that a boss fight?" Like a mini boss. It's brittle. Professor Snape trying to voice Albert Wesker
saying "it's brittle" is my favorite video game line of all time. [Hey mister, you wanna wrsetle?] That's actually the guy's voice, that's not
modified at all. That's actually what the guy sounds like. That's, he sounds like a child. Uh it's kind of like the Mike Tyson thing
where he's big and scary but has like a funny voice. It's the same thing. You may be like "Ray is that from Shenmue?" No. Also chat you're right, this guy does have
the Wicked glasses. This guy's gonna make me die from laughing. Dude why does his like-- you know what's happening,
when his like back breaks when he does this-- do you guys remember that E3, from like years
ago where they were showing off the Kinect, and the guy on stage said "do you ever want
to see what the bottom of an avatar's shoe looks like? Wabam, there it is"? That's exactly what's happening. He's trying to show me what the bottom of
a-- of an Xbox avatar looks like with the Kinect. And it's just breaking. [You ever wonder what the bottom of an avatar's
shoe looks like? Wabam, there it is.] Hey, someone clipped this so I can put it
in the comp, and it gives me a reason to tell Light to add that video to the comp. Thank you. Oh the monkeys are in here? [It's a trap! Yeahh!] (laughs) Yeah dude. Since I'm playing on a mouse I'm kind of,
I kind of have an unfair advantage. Kind of like when we played GoldenEye N64
with keyboard and mouse, and that was just like I had an aimbot. What the fuck was that? (laughs) Oh my God. [Ze: It's working, it's working. I got it.] Is it working? Uh Max do you see what I see? [Max: I see exactly what you see.] [Chilled: What do you guys see?] Our characters are not in their bubbles. [C: (laughs) Oh because you did the widescreen
shit.] [C: Oh yeah, there's only hard rock.] Like the cafe? Oh I'm fucked, I'm fucked. I was doing so well. I'm fucked. [M: Oh no it's hard as fuck.] [C: Ze I think
you got this.] Ze, you got it yeah, or Max. Oh I was so close, or maybe not? [Z: Was that a tie? Oh, I really can't tell. I can't tell.] Let's go! [Z: Oh my God are you kidding me?] [C: You better punch him.] [screaming] Oh he landed on a spike. [C: And the cowboy takes the day.] Got a spike in your arse. [M: What the fuuuuck?] [C: This is like that uh, pogo one a little
bit.] Pogo a go-go. [Z: Oh Jesus.] Okay, oh you did the same thing I did. We all just walked in the lava. [Z: Oh! I thought, I thought it would be like an invisible
wall. I wasn't even looking at that.] Yeah me too. We all, we all thought there was an invisible
wall. There was not. Hey Max, here's ten coins for you. Oh are you gonna activate the bomb? [M: Get me the fuck out of here my guy.] [Z: I think you have to land on it right,
or?] No he has to go past it. [C: I just don't know what the range is, of
the murder.] [M: Uh oh.] He's flying. [M: Oh. My. God.] Yo slow the fuck down dude, slow down. [M screaming] [C: Bro, let someone else get
by.] (laughs) Max, did you see me disappear when
he was scrolling the map? Yep, okay. [C: Roll a four, roll a four. (screams)] Yo, fuck you dude. Fuck you. (laughs) [C: Are you kidding me?] Hey, fuck you [C: Which cauldron are we picking? I'm feeling really B.] You want to go B, we'll
go B. We'll go B. If you don't go B, you're a narc. Let me in. [Z: Watch him pick B, he's gonna go for it.] Come on, B for blueberry, all the blueberry
boys are in one cauldron. Okay, all right, all right. [C: He does a fake out, right, on the next
one?] He does, he might fake us out. Let's go! Yeah! [M: I actually was gonna suggest X, holy shit. I'm glad you said B.] B for Bussy. [everyone talking] (laughs) Hampter. Oh, whoa hey! What the fuck is this?! I'm talking to my chat! [Max laughs] There was a peepee in my mouth, dude. Yo, save it, save it. Yo, bring it back, bring it back on screen. It was only screen for a second. [M: No dude, I don't know what the fuck you're
talking about dog.] [Z: I have a feeling the game only allows
a certain amount of--] [M: Yo, new sub goal Ray. You hit it at-- press A to-- you gotta--]
[Z: I have to repeatedly press it?] [C: Ze...] [Z: What?] [Music] [Music] (deep sigh) Sometimes it's just exhausting. Sometimes it's just exhausting. [C: This one although, I don't think you can
slide through as easy.] [M: Oh Jesus you see that Ray?] Oh, oh yeah. We're like in The Matrix. Oh god. [M: Jesus CHRIST.] Uhhh hey my totally legal copy of Mario Party
5 is a little scuffed, but we're fine. I think my disc might be scratched. All right, we did good. Did you guys get a bag? We got one bag. [M: Are you okay Chiled?] [C: Yeah no I'm
fine.] [M: Are you okay?] [C: Yeah I thought you
did shitty, but I'm fine.] [M: Fuck you!] [Max and Chilled bickering] I mean to be fair we have to hit a button,
you just have to walk. [bickering] [more bickering] [still bickering] [C: Just follow me, I'll be in a good spot.] You're gonna move at the last second. [M: What are you talking about?!?!] [C: You
took all my money!] [Max screaming] [C: You just lost all my fucking money.] [M: You're fucking crushing it. Nice nice nice. Play that middle, play that middle. There it is. Play it, oh play it!] [screams] Why did you run into him?! [C: I tried to go up and it took me straight
left. Oh no.] [Z: Almost a buzzer beater.] [C: Good luck
everyone.] Oh, my thing isn't working. Okay. Yeah. Yeah Max we're not, oh okay. Were you clicked out? Were you clicked out?! You were clicked out. He was clicked out for the dick. He was clicked out. He was clicked out. [M: I think I accidentally clicked the Xbox
button on my controller, dude. I'm so fucking sorry, dog.] [C: I would love to ride your gondola.] Well it's a ferris wheel but. [C: I swear to god I'll be right back. What the fuck?! This time you get-- What? This piece of shit--] I guess it's random. Damn. Oh my God, please pick this up. [C: I'll fucking do it. I'll fucking do it.] [Z: Chilled's got a bomb.] Uh oh. [ M: Ohh you son of a bitch.] [C: You silly boy, you.] [screams] [Z: Wow do we all get money or we all get
nothing?] No, I think we all get nothing. That was smart running at me. Guys it's just a normal play through of FireRed,
I got you. I got you. It was a joke, dude. All right, normal text. Oh shit, that's wild okay. Guys I bet you thought it was going to be
a rom hack. The world of Pokemon. Hey Oak, what's going on. Oh that's-- Well that's not right. Oh, well that's wrong. Oh I don't like that. Oh man. I think that's a glitch. That's a weird glitch. Don't worry about it. Oh I don't want to be a boy! Ew ew ew ew! Oh my God we're back. Oh the glitch is still there okay, yikes. Huh. All right, maybe I'll fix itself. Don't worry about it. Yeah, I'm cute. I'm excited, but also terrified. Oh God. Oh no. Butterein huh? No. I hate it. I hate it. I actually despise it. It was born with a smile. It is always trying to die and end its miserable
life. Holy fuck, it's Jamie! That's absolutely, Jamie! Are you kidding me? That's Jamie! [t/n: he's right, it's me] Also, what the fuck happened? Was this guy having a bad day? Hold on chat, we can, we can fix this. Nice! We beat the game. My speed run is complete. What do we got? [Music] Oh. Oh, what's with the fucking hand at the bottom? What's with the, I'm gonna cough, turn your
head and cough? What's that hand? What the fuck is that? Oh it's-- (laughs) It's Smeargle and Chatot. It's Smeartot. The tail is a paintbrush, and the hat is the
musical note. The hat looks like a curling, uh I don't even
know what you call it, the thing they slide in curling. That's fucking funny. Hello Ben. So-- oh my God, it's Max! It's Little B! [Music] Also Psyttata. It's Little B! It's Max! Oh do you think, do you guys think Little
B spikes well? Don't show this to Max, hold on. All right, bounced pretty well, cool. Hey you're not wearing shorts, what's wrong
with you? Oh no dude, I'm hanging dong right now. I can't lower the desk or I'm gonna get banned. Smegma? Oh God. Oh he's like caked in it. Speagma. Spearrow and Slugma. Oh Jesus. Kill me father. Oh god. Dude, Speagma what dude? Oh another Geodude? Fucking Litdude. Fucking lit dude. I wonder what if, maybe one is Alolan. Maybe one's Alolan Geodude and one's normal. Uh, it looks like he's covered in spooge,
but shout to Litude, my new favorite Pokemon. Fucking lit. Chimpsprout. Oh no. Oh no no no no. Oh, this looks like something in out of Plants
VS Zombies. By the time this gets uploaded it may be a
dead meme, but hey, Light, do you wanna-- I guess volume warning. I don't know if it's bass boosted or not,
but Light right here-- Chat, clip this for Light. Right here, I want you to put the blue lobster
meme. Just put it on screen in five four three two
one. Did you guys see it? Was it funny in the comp? Let me know. Be very funny if Light puts it at like three
because it's a jump scare. With their long tails, they wrap their opponents
and then massacre them with fast blows. Like with their hands. Like, like they fight right? Like, like they fight? Uh, I'm sorry if this is annoying but I do
want to read as many as I can because I do like the uh, the new Pokedex entries. There's just uh, the Pokedex isn't in alphabetical
order. Boy I wish it was though. There we go, bug psychic. They love to play with their prey slowly de-- Hey man. Hey man. Ray here, what's up. Playing the rom hack. Uh, are you okay? @rom hack guy, are you all right? Are you, are you-- you wanna talk about it? Damn dude. I mean I guess it makes sense, but fuck. Axdour. Oh, it's Hound-- oh my God it's Axew and Houndour. [Music] Look at Snorlax! It's Snorlax with Bearatic. It's a fucking Yeti. Look how cute he is. Also dude, normal ice type though? Ew! EW! Hello friend. I like feist-- [Music] There's a cop on this boat right? Hey maybe the ROM Creator is a Chad and removed
the fucking barrel puzzle. Oh, oh dude this is cool Farrokuda. Is this Golarian Farfetch'd holding a barracuda,
or Arrokuda? Yo instead of the stick, this dude's got a
fish. (laughs) He's gonna bop me with the fish. Burn. Shit. I will say, me not burning, and then the party
horn going off was pretty funny. Like celebrating my failure. I fucking missed. I swear to God, do not hit it again. [Music] Fuck! All right, hey Ekancham's dead. All right, Scor Jr. When they dance, they generate heat in their
feet making the ice shoe shine in the moonlight. Oh that's cute, nice and jolly. It gave up on dancing to be someone in the
cold soc-- (laughs) All right the ROM, the ROM hack creator's
having a bad day again. Having a bad day again. It gave up on dancing to be someone in the
cold society of this world. It's always trying not to dance. Bro same. Oh shit, it's looking pretty cool. We got the mega stone for this as well. Oh, is that a knife? Is that a fork and a knife? What the fuck? We got our horns-- what happened to the spoons? We gotta, we got a fork and a knife. Dude it's dinner time. We're ready to eat. They wrap their bodies around their victims,
drowning them in the liquid that covers them. Ew! I guess I can go back to the move relearner
and see if like, if I could learn anything else but I don't think so. I do hope the evolution is just called Buck,
I'm the same way. I'm the same. Nope, it's called Mukarel. Oh hey Mukarel, how's it going? Hey man. Hope you're doing well. Hope you're having a good day. Misdreavus and Espurr. Espreavus. Hell yeah. It's seen some shit. Uh Dratini. Happin. Happin, huh? Oh, it's this guy! Oh it's shiny! Increased shiny odds, let's go. Oh dude, someone preaching religion in here? Yeah I banned you, where's your God now? Thank you, cool. Cool story. Fuck off. It's Ditto and Mew. What the fuck happened? It looks like Mew is impaled on a spike. What the fuck? Satan is that you? So I guess some megas you don't get a stone
for? Because this is gonna be Dodrio and Absol
or Mega Absol I assume. Let's see. It looks sick! Yo this is rad. Oh hey guys if you can believe, it went from
Abduo to Abdrio. Look how cute it is! It's Alolan Raichu and Bellossom! Look at the little hula dress! Well I guess that answers one question. Though the name Raillossom could probably
use some work. Uh, if you ignore the "have sex with the Pokemon"
name it's not bad. Ah, double battle. (laughs) Dude, we're all here. Lycanchan, Lycanlee, and Lycantop. Lycanlee really got the worst of it. Uhh that's rough buddy. That's rough. The brothers are all here, but man wish they
weren't. Could be Stunfisk, that's true. Let's see. Oh nope, it is not Stunfisk. Boy, it wasn't. Oh dude, Cheesh. Cheeeeesh. (laughs) Dude, Clamcute, that's what I call
vagi-- (laughs) Dude it's Wobbuthorn. Ferrothorn and Wobbuffet. You're not Zapdos. I don't know why I'm saving. I have a fucking master ball. Idiot. Force of habit. Uh shiny odds are increased big time in this
game, it's 1:275 I believe. Fuckin Raice? Race? It
is Regice and Raikou. I promise you I'll play Prey at some point. (laughs) Ruffyu. Not rough me, rough you. Don't say crussy. Don't, don't say crussy. Don't, don't say crussy. Oh please don't show the other one. Please just stay on this form, I'm begging
you. [Music] "What's the streamer cut on bits?" When you cheer to a streamer they get all
of it. Twitch gets their cut when you buy the bits. Fuck! Well, there's the crussy. Crussy's back. Sapphire, thank you for the four gifted subs. Fucking Flapbro (laughs) Yo chat, are you
team Flapbro, or are you team Litdude? Holy shit. Well I'm dead. Hey, maybe he'll miss. Ha? Oh! Let's go! Ray Romano! Did it for Deborah, and Brad! All right, oh Mew! Let's see what it is chat. Did I just get fucking scammed? Did I just get scammed? All this for fucking Farfetch'd? Are you-- oh we have two rare candies left. Are you fucking kidding me? I think Jamie dies this turn. I'll go rock throw for the meme. She did it! Oh Jamie! It'll end with a crit, it mattered! The Jamie sweep! She did it! Let's go!! [Music] The traditional English breakfast. There you go. Dude, God Save the King. God Save the King. We got the mussy. Cool. All right we got another one. There's no way it's Debussy. There's no way his name is the Debussy. There's no way his fucking name is Debussy. Dude we got Mussy and Debussy? I do like the lore. Hey Strauss. Wait what the fuck? His baboon-like facial hair prevented him
from eating hot dogs. Oh shit, what a shame. (laughs) Yo we got sackbut, let's go. You know it's kind of some bullshit propaganda
that they have this fake national anthem when we all know the real, the true national anthem
of the United States is Every Time We Touch by Cascada. So that's kind of bullshit. (laughs) Yo fuck you, trumpet players. Get fucked. Oh my God if that said bassoon that'd be even
better. Where my Jewish viewers at? Okay someone in chat just wrote "JEW CREW"
and I can't. (laughs) Just, they just wrote JEW CREW in
all caps. Whew, okay anyway sorry I just-- This is Twitch's
theme song today dude. Guys, the 50/50 split, we're in this together. Guys we're in it together! Don't worry, it makes sense. Just play more ads dude. Hey, we're gonna dock your pay but we're not
gonna give Affiliates any more money. We're not gonna make it even for everybody
else, we're just taking your money away and not doing anything with it. Oh thanks dude. You can't even help the smaller streamers? You're just gonna, okay. [Music] Oh god, oh the 8-Bit oh. Oh Lord, this is for Chilled. It's all about the Mets baby. [Music] (laughs) That's all I wanted to do, okay. All right here we go. All right, we got this guy, Rachmaninoff. Oh just straight up brass huh? (laughs) All right guys, good news. We got the hot dog. We got the hot dog card. Let's go! Oh shit, we got tars. Hey! Yeah, fucking yeah bite me all you want bitch. Enjoy the water, dickhead. You dead-- NO! He's fine. He's just going for a swim. All right what are the upgrades for this again? High walls, oh spring grass, okay. Vitamizer, oh this is new-- Elder Collector
"safely and gently moves Elder chickens away from the younger generation and stores them
in a collector." Okay, that's kind of nice. What do you mean "a collector"? What do you do after that? Is this where I'm gonna end up? Chat are you gonna put me in an elder collector? I give you years of entertainment, and you're
going to put me in an elder collector. That's fucking bullshit dude. I do want to see what this looks like for
science. I may need to send it off to college afterwards,
but. Hey, look right here. No, fuck, eat this plort. Eat it. He's thinking about it. Ah! That's amazing. Uh, but you're too close to the pink slime. Enjoy college. Okay so those things look cute. Uh what do we got here, carrots, oh more lettuce. Oh you're-- All right. No! Leave him alone. Leave him alone! You're good, I got you, I got you. Oh my God look at the eyes. You all right buddy? Dad saved you, you're good. You're good. Nah kidding, just fuck you. Guys what happened, I blacked out. I think that was a glitch. Light, edit that out, that was a weird bug. My fucking puddle slimes! My favorite lads! My favorite little boys! We found em. Another gold plort? Bruh. Hey. Hey we got one. Oh, and there he goes. All right guys, good news uh. Our little guy's gonna have a little plot. Bad news, he's not gonna have any food or
any friends. I'll be back, I promise. Don't be mad, don't be mad. Hey. It's like in Mario Brothers 3. My previous life was all hustle and bustle. Dying was the blessing-- Same. Dying was the blessing in disguise I needed. Before I go, let me give you this though. [I'm an adult virgin.] Thank you so much Bill. Didn't need to know that. In fact my life was better before I knew that,
or my death was better? Bill you're fucking weird. Bill, I don't-- get laid I guess. I don't know what you want from me Bill. Not all dead people become ghosts though,
it's only those with a burden or something that needs fixing. For some it may be unresolved family trauma... or unrealized ambitions. That one's me. That one's me. We'll just say one is me and one is Tina. Oh shit, wait are you friend or foe? Oh hey, his name is Frog? When I was alive my parents never let me follow
my dreams. Now that I'm dead, it's all different. I can finally live as a mushroom. Oh. Hell yeah Frog. Live your best life dude. Who's this little man? [Music] Hell yeah. Hell yeah. [Music] [I lost my family in Willamette. I'd rather just have them back.] I didn't ask. Don't, don't trauma dump to me. iI's like going into a stream, cheering like
a thousand bits, and being like hey man I'm gonna bring down the mood right now: my grandmother
just exploded. Can you say uh, can you give a shout out to
Esther? What the fuck? What do you mean, what just happened? Thanks for the ten dollars I guess. Sorry your grandma exploded? Was she holding a grenade? Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me. Oh Pat, you're taking a lot of damage. Where's Helen, my favorite lady? There's Helen, everyone waved to Helen. Hey Helen! Not escaping, just waving. All right see you later Helen. Godspeed. Godspeed Helen. [Why don't you mind your business, old man?] Chat talking to me when I try to interact
with chat. Big money baby, big money! Oh you love to see it. Oh shit, gambling on Twitch? Oh fuck, uh just kidding, just kidding. Don't ban me, it was a joke. Don't ban me. Oh shit, well. See you guys on YouTube Gaming. Fuck. I still have two of these, good. I think this old lady-- I think this old lady I need to carry. [frying pan whack] I don't know what stock noise they use for
the frying pan hitting something that's used in everything, but it's funny every fucking
time. It's an iconic noise. It's hard to explain unless you've done it,
but sometimes you'll go off a ramp and you'll miss, but then you take like, you like lose
speed and fly like sideways? It's fucking, it's fucking weird. Also it does like to crash there, a lot. That hasn't been fixed in six years. "Ray what's your favorite comfort food?" Uh, pussy. [Oh my God.] (laughs) Ladies. You can only afford the tier one? That's totally fine man. Hey I'm uh, glad you can-- oh I passed it. Glad uh, glad you can still sub. Oh wait that's, that's not me being a good
streamer. What do you mean only a tier one, you sack
of shit? You're fucking worthless. Tier three or bust. There you go, is it better now? Get the fuck out of the way, mannequin male. I have the high ground, mannequin. Yo girls can do that and it's cool, but if
I fucking touch my homie's dick, it's gay? What is that about, bruh? Sometimes you just want a little grope. Whee! Ah! I knocked off my glasses! Wheee I'll be honest, I thought about jumping on
the chair and rolling, but that would have been worse. No, oh shit! Fuck, I noticed that throw too late. I was going right after Robotnik. Dude I went to the fucking-- (laughs) Well I guess, I guess I got Robotnik in the
end. I don't, I don't know if I have some kind
of mind games but see you later. Ash's Gengar has a fucking positive attack
nature? Are you fucking kidding me? What is his problem? Yo Ash is fucking stupid. What do you mean? Bruh. I mean I guess the moveset isn't terrible. Fucking idiot. I got that thing. Oh resilient, oh it's neutral. Oh why is there two in the picture? What are they-- hey get out of here I didn't,
I only caught one. Get the fuck out, I don't want you. Get out of here, I just want one. I forgot what Steam games I had downloaded,
so I only downloaded the Steam games I need. The only two Steam games I have downloaded
are Dead Space 3 and Resident Evil 6. How bad is that? Ew! Ew! Like do you need anything else? Hey, it's Clickyclaws. He's twerking. Clickyclaws, I'm married. [Blink-182: Nobody likes you when you're]
[Tina: 33.] (laughs) That's good. (laughs) That's been the best part of the game so far. Fucking later! Oh fuck. Oh no, no. What-- this killed him? Oh come on, are you serious? I was gonna kick him off-- Tina come on, don't bring up my piss kink
dude. Bruh that's just for us! Tina's ruining our foreplay. I hate it dude. Tina sits on my face and then I pull her arm
like a shower handle, and she lets it rip. Okay that's a little much, I'm sorry. (laughs) (laughs) Um but yeah, it was uh. Am I fucking stuck? Did I just get stuck? Did I just get stuck? Are you-- let me jump through the gap. I can't jump through the gap. I think I just soft locked myself in this
corner. Are you serious? How did I get down here if I can't get-- Like if the house is on fire and I could grab
one thing not counting Tina are the dogs dude, easy grab. These colors don't run, baby. I need this with me at all times, all right? Just, I'm ready to go. We can build our life again. Hell yeah. [I'm about to bust.] "I hate that I saw those in person." Yeah you tried to squeeze them, it was weird. I'm like Eno, those they're not, they're truck
nuts. They're not real, they're not like-- and then
you walked out of the room, it was weird. Oh we have a surprise! Our freshly groomed girls. [Tina: Look how pretty.] You girls did so well, I'm so proud of you. [T: It was Riley's first proper grooming.] Apparently she was scared at Charlie getting
uh, blow-dried. [T: They said Riley did very good, she just
stood there the whole time, but then she saw them using the blow dryer on Charlie and she
started screaming.] (Thanks for watching! ♡)
