SMii7Y's BEST OF 2023

we might have to inverse teleport in if there at the that's a good idea um have fun just come in come in come here here here that sucks welcome to my best of 2023 now I'm not going to force you to sit here and listen to me yap on about some nonsense so if you want to get right to the action here is a time stamp on the screen right here go to this time and you will get to the clips but for those of you who do want to stick around and listen I really do appreciate it honestly I kind of want to keep it short this year and and just say thank you thank you for an incredible 2023 I am so glad everyone is still enjoying the content and even some of the newer stuff that I've been posting it really does mean a lot as a Creator and just a person I know people are always coming and going from YouTube channels and whatnot and if you stuck around for whatever amount amount of time I truly appreciate it maybe you're somebody who stopped watching me a little while ago and have popped in to check out my best of for 2023 if that is the case thank you so much for just watching in general in the past and even now and to everyone who's been here since the start or 6 months ago or a year ago or 5 days ago it doesn't matter I truly appreciate you being here and I I I don't have words to express the Gratitude I feel uh when it comes to that 2023 has been a great year for me and all three of my channels the main Channel Smitty Plus and Smitty minus the VOD Channel this year is also the first time I've announced a long-term partnership with another company gamer Subs so huge shout out to gamer subs for even putting their trust in me to work with them I truly do appreciate it we are cooking up something truly fantastic for the new year so until then make sure you use code S7 on Gamers subs. but with all that being said now that I've shamelessly promoted my recent partnership with gamer Subs I do have to ask that if you even Laugh Smile or the slightest bit in enjoy this video I like I'm talking even if I make your nose laugh I ask that you please leave a like on this video and if you're new to the channel as well and you enjoy the content that you see make sure you subscribe thank you so much for watching me this year I truly appreciate it and I hope you're looking forward to 2024 as much as I am as per usual I'm going to be taking a break like I usually do at the end of every year so I will see you guys when I start uploading again sometime in early January happy holidays and happy New Year we just holding the guitar [Music] what the [ __ ] I come back to oh yeah baby welcome to the video Everybody yeah I got it John Wick bleeding [Laughter] out oh [ __ ] I'll yo don't run into the open don't run into the bro it's safe relax guys guys let's go we're just run in the open oh oh my God they can't shoot us all boys keep running ho my god oh no this is bad I invented a new thing called a motor look how fast I can go that's about three can I dance with you on me oh yeah yeah I would like that very much just [Laughter] oh man hey I'm just prepared M prepared for what clearly not prepared enough anyway drop kick to the head you ID chasing nobody I Wasing it that's going to run right into one of you sh oh no hello man this might be it big bullet nothing but big bullets all right what the [ __ ] we're restarting bro I want new mods okay yeah we're I think we're done with this round think about it think pull my finger my finger you [ __ ] P you will be the biggest mistake of your life I will make your game hell I just scratched my ass and I'm going to I will make your game he missed there's a ramp there and I don't know what sadistic bastard takes the ramp in this circumstance but it ain't going to be me and don't expect footage of me cutting to doing the ramp because it's not oh hold on that's a red but what is that on you what's wait hold on baby C hold on which one are we looking for oh my God god dude what this video of this baby walking up the street is [ __ ] disturbing I'm just one happy baby bro oh my God both ways G you can't cross this tree like that let me in the door I'm going to the fire Z hey Brian great don't go in there Faz got Brian yeah he's in the yellow house no I'm not no I'm not not in here not in here hey let me go let me go we can talk about it we can talk about it I'm I left I left he didn't n he didn't I don't see the red see the red you Tau me the way look at that mother I'm like a dog jigle I'm like a I have a stick I have a giant stick hey boy you want to play fetch you want to play fetch boy want play fetch well that's awkward oh my God I just killed my own this area is kind of crazy this is kind of nuts dead end I don't I don't really love being here no SC it's not a great spot I probably wouldn't build a house tell you what real estate really cheap though I why Detroit this is Detroit I'm going to keep an eye on the cameras I'll let you know I bet there's a dead guy next to the Vault don't worry about that to investigate just a dead guy you see him just what the hell oh he's oh no way what you want everyone to know I'm not culturally appropriating on purpose okay okay oh Jes oh my God why do I feel like schlatt's shot was racially motivated yeah you just made Slatt kill the minority for no for nothing come across this [ __ ] River I were you were you supposed to go across this [ __ ] River come across this River BR wait come across this river right there I'm going do the lead when your frog girlfriend leaves you for a toad M no oh [ __ ] I can't wait for just a train to come by I don't think train oh never mind dude attach yourself to that cable are you going to give it to me I'm going to try okay it's right here holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy we areu let's do a flip do a flip holy this guy sucks at aiming bro this guy's [ __ ] horrible look at this guy this guy couldn't hit anything guy couldn't hit a a brick wall small brick wall what perfect timing baby no way no shots no you're lucky your footsteps sound like little xylophones otherwise he would have heard that the [ __ ] little who's the tiny man which one is he he's near oh he's [ __ ] closer than you could imagine wrong person wrong person know was ow that blinded you know what I think it's only fair that I blind you back blinded again one more time I fck it hold on my ass got to dance real fast oh [ __ ] ow ouchie gulp don't worry Get It Sick drift oh nearly hit a j turn with that that was sick get out of here horse before they run why would we not [Music] stopping [ __ ] look horse on the butcher table it's that's the butcher stable hey man I'm kind of he's cutting it I need a cold cut of a hun leg can you give me a little bit of horse Pudo please what the I'm going in three-pointer from the logo just kill him let's just kill him I want to use the defib hello it's a heart saver first aid CPR book don't worry man the hell bro just died died hold Ono hello oh let me attach him the back here we go God look at this a St stair [Applause] Panic what the [ __ ] did you just hit me with what was that what was that do that again I'm dead how did you do that slide of hand com are you pulling that got to be quicker than that you're like some Spirit Halloween decoration that jumps out at you you are unbelievably quick when you grab more than one piece of candy put the snowball away hey start behaving look at him run up I'm falling oh you survived those barrels going to blow up I just said I had a sick sense about it I don't know just godamn it Scotty I got a bad feeling about that she I cannot control this first I'm stopping someone go thank you Dr Jesus now this is good retirement right here this is what it looks like where are you what the [ __ ] am I are you on the boat I'm canoeing on a hot spring you're like a Jewish mother okay I hope this thing don't flip if this flip it any the incline the incline working out get my leg work out oh that was close I almost whed it into existence this is what all those bumper stickers are talking about that's it's all good we'll we'll set back is it all good yeah yeah a little step back watch you got a professional I've done this I do this trip at least 50 times a week I'm severely underpaid yeah this is going to be a problem never taken this route before now you got it you got it you want to get that raise do this route oh that torque Amazon drivers be like when you order shipping Come on B ship this [ __ ] in the low gear boy come on Come on B don't give out of now come on I think you're going to lose the load Smitty Come on B don't give up on me now girl oh no we're jacking oh I'm going I got crushed I got crushed they're claiming hide and seek which means they're in Portal poy you open it I Zeus him okay come on one one are they both dead yeah okay as long as I don't get jockeyed I heard him Matt you need to shoot anything that enters this door to be fair I didn't say from the roof so that's not on you dude that was a jump scare and a half you need shot anything that gets in this door Homer Simpson and a motor vehicle [Laughter] I'm going to go get the music box gu girl is right there where oh that's not right here you should get really close to it she's right here again I'm going to stick around Tyler watch him die hey don't don't step there so I definitely saw that earlier I just didn't say anything wait what there a way around wait damn it bro I was [Laughter] not nice not funny not funny not funny what Happ I'm trapped they've trapped me in their cage man that was close holy [ __ ] this thing is oh my God it's fine once you turn it up St there we go wo all right oh what it still went back why is it doing it again what happened Happ don't close me in here what is going on pull the oh [ __ ] okay that's where the all right now John no uhoh let me out of here no thanks pull the lever crun [ __ ] it broke holy [ __ ] look at this lady play what you mean Barnaby Cobble dick that what's kind of hard to ignore bingu where were you on the night of November 4th all right bro might be guilty all right guys let's do an intro Let's do an intro come on now we're a production over everybody stand here I'm going to come down the stairs and announce the game mode I'm going to shoot you in the face I'm letting you know now please don't I have a feeling I know his bit judging by what John just did yeah he's going to fall down the stairs thing damn it John you're so [ __ ] eager bro I just fell down the stairs dude all right well you know comeing out we didn't know okay all right whatever welcome to murder Maze come on we're doing murder maze my guy keeps running around I look like a nervous frog what the hell today we're welcome back to GTA 5 I asked you not to do it I asked you not to do it I asked you you son of a [ __ ] that was very patient welcome back to GTA 5 murder man man welcome back to GTA 5 murder dude stop welcome to GTA 5 murder man everybody today we are up it's not even that funny it wasn't even John God damn it you ruined it from the start my little nuts God like a record baby push me the other way push like a record baby there go beautiful what's this one oh oh my leg hold on I got it grab me I me grab you yeah I'm coming don't man I'm trying to get let go of the [ __ ] thing man he's fun believe thiss yeah make sure you crouch so you stay on hunted animal bring me the goddamn animal there bur DN [ __ ] what are these God of War characters were coming across right just people showing up on boats just floating around there go all right I fell out I fell out oh oh yeah coming in spy I swear I play so much better with my toes [Applause] out it's true say that again just the way you said it hey Jesus is that a monkey in a wheelchair I broke my leg Pingu ran over in Los Santos Mor at 11 in the wheelchair is amazing I got to all these man I assembled the four biggest idiots I know to go up against tfue one of the best forite players in history anybody microwave microwave man give me a bam break anybody want the Jimmy JGA doing this not the entrance oh no freaking how do you always the coolest what that's crazy all right y'all want to out anyways did you guys know how to solve this [ __ ] yeah no excuse me what happened what the hell that Smitty has PTSD oh I got to tell you what I heard you were committing heinous crimes in my town sorry I'm going to find you I heard you were smoking my boot and knees Shadow Garden pack BL you criminal in my town I going assure you when you least expected I'm going to kill you I'm going to [ __ ] shoot you blog wait oh is that a voice Chang it's a voice no it's actually it's actually Jo yeah this is actually Joe Biden [ __ ] y me can you say something horrendous I have my face game on I can't be saying crazy [ __ ] I'm not even pay attention the game no more you've been covering me thanks yummy I mean thanks Mr Joe Biden not well enough go on Joe bid go on Nice Shot talking to secret service agent is that guy getting Gass in the background what's happening is he okay what are you what are you talking about in the menu is oh that's right I thought this guy was just suffocating up here strug in the room the last guy in the elevator after you fart and leave and he's got to go up 14 more floors you you I hit all the buttons in in Brackets run into it give me give me some speed there we go hey here I come here I come welcome large oh oh [ __ ] overshot it buddy could Grizzy jump to our boat yeah let's find out oh he did it he did it oh we we're dead we're dring Bo how did that even why is there a man with a speedo standing over yeah dude my screen's getting my screen's getting darker man with a speedo standing over go to sleep man what are you doing I'm losing C bro don't worry about it okay uh I'll just I'll leave you to it have a good night fellas a lot of cowes here a lot of cowes why are these pillagers over here what all right it's night all right sleep time hold on I need a C I'm ringing the bell Matt get to bed right now mister I'm coming Carl all right perfect this man s Anvil above him no way wait is there actually an anvil above this still no no I hope I don't think so no test it the sign who put the man hopefully I don't jack knife this there's a give me a c hopefully I don't oh oh monkey going explode that's not good what a go incredible do you know the muffin man do you know how to set up a C4 that's terrifying open up here's wormy go break it just keep right into it TR say that during sex Bud it might be a hit you don't know it might be a hit what a good Hy man Oh I thought you shot an innocent how are you alive that's what I'm ask I'm wondering the same thing what oh did you oh did you up it am I [ __ ] up did you see that many baby not this this is how pry I did not put the setting on I swear to God I did not put the setting on this is how America should be boy I put this set on go all the yellows go many shots do we have we still haven't killed one of them yet I mean godamn they're all hiding well guys are ter I'll tell you that I think I killed 10 people there that's rookie numbers as [ __ ] the Massac just stops holy [ __ ] titties was looking at me sideways a salary rise okay there we go there we go oh damn oh we survived no way lose the sheriff are mad with power you guys walk past our building we were standing inside of it [ __ ] our just hiding Anthony you're back I'm back I haven't been oh God I grabbed him together all right we're playing CS with 1 hour of Silence occasionally broken up by this sound all right let's get started what the hell am you waiting for you guys like Lincoln Park that's so scuffed it's like a grade school conversation [ __ ] jump into anything rip [Music] [Applause] Chester [ __ ] golden why Woody looks like that he looks so weird oh Waluigi what do you mean crying he's crying Wario must have died W throw a bomb at him oh man Matt Matt Here Comes Waluigi look above your head it's Joe he's on your head oh [ __ ] W's not happy oh he's coming he's coming in the way these zombies be walking they definitely be Nazi zombies you know what I'm saying like that dude King his all right hey do me a favor who that fell up there doing a little squeaky boot Shuffle right [Laughter] now look at look at him SW crazy NE and there oh [Music] no that was close why am I half Health half health I accidentally shot he shot himself kind like that let's check this out okay he's not there I thought he was right there he's right here [Music] here sorry found that really funny I was trying to say how shocked I was that he pushed me all right here's the point where you fly away you leave me I mean if you just hold on to that drill I true I'm down to try it if you are let me pull the drill out wait the flag John the flag John you got to shut that you got to shut it John save oh no no no no no it's gone it's gone John don't go for it my Soldier we can chase it Chase it down I'm going grab it with my other hand bring me over to that is this good I think that's good it's not it's not it's not it's not I got it go bring me home brother all right hold on don't hit things oh God I'm going to die out here I understand the map now it's okay hold on John hold on let me know when you start counting I'm having fun on the rocking horse damn damn this thing's rocking boys J wait wait wait wait wait P patter kind of regret where I am you good I'm coming D Coming hello hello griby Okay found Grizzy already Grizzy find them and then snitch don't do that yeah go ahead little snitch [ __ ] no actually yeah I'm on it hell no where the rubber dog at man where a rubber dog hey he's not allowed to use Transportation you snitching rubber dog with a rubber dog with a rubber dog hello whipping the McDonald's vehicle McDonald's the McDonald's hello hello hello hello some's in here hello what are you stay loading I'm opening everything all right surveillance camera is on duty wait where am I oh no I lost it [ __ ] wait wait oh what's behind the c anyone in the toilet why is the toilet paper right here I think Grizzy sees someone I think he might see someone being really quiet funny [ __ ] oh is it were you there the whole time why you laughing so [ __ ] hard okay I'm not going I can't snitch on that one that [ __ ] was funny no please please no you know what we should do we should be street performers on Hollywood Boulevard I'm down don't just shoot the oh there a fighter jet uh Lois what are you doing oh AK kind of sick got Uncharted like the games I do that AK is bad luck you're going to get headshotted by the no I'm you know you want the gun I do come get it come get it let me get it let me get it get it that black hole get it little what are you doing what's your default push to talk uh I changed mine Smitty you're not are you move forward move forward okay funny moment in five four take it like a man take it like a man [ __ ] I a moving take it like a man why why is who stuck the Tommy Gun in my rib cage who did that to me now hold on hold on hey yo hey I'm rattling these bones though like of Chrissy runs up to me and says how do I do that why do you want to know how to do it all a down bad mother no way I'm divulging that information great now we're just going to find characters to do [ __ ] strip dances aren't weam damn baby no not the Yoda not oh he got of man oh my God come to the dark side you will oh [ __ ] that's what I'm saying throw that ass in a circle throw that ass in a circle oh my God I'm trying to help are you raing me or humping me rest me [ __ ] rest me I'm about to die come on get up no consent no consent no incoming TW longer incoming TW longer incoming come on gy get up get up bro get fck it you know can't beat him join them yes sir yes sir yes sir once again do me a favor just just humor me first you bought another dude that's already massive oh my God so you can just stay in your spawn I don't think I can get to you I'm going to end up kill myself I forgot about oh I got to get to cover oh my god dude I've never heard you laugh like that oh my God it's a [ __ ] nuke what is that what is there's some skulls right here uh Matt on a stick I'm going down this cave that's thring at me yeah I'm with you more blood oh I can't jump oh my God he got by a rock say I'm back ow I'm done yo what's going on man lol just four Dudes chilling back here nothing sus that's okay now we look sus yeah it's over I'm pretty sure he saw me I think I'm getting escorted go get esed go get escorted go go go go go get esed Wrong Turn buddy get out of there get out what are you doing he said follow me move a muscle you're getting arrested inredible wait he's he's going for Droid I think why me God that's got to be racist that's got to be forget it forget I'm throwing I'm thr that's it more bullet speed great that's what I need oh my god he has a sniper I can already hear the sound effects I appear this video for science Winston simulator oh my I wasn't there yet hold on Buddy hold on I'm sorry my gu what is going the bus slps baby the bus laps I didn't even go for God damn make it wiggle oh my God you can hear the list to that [ __ ] I reiterate this might be game of the year yeah pick up the plunger you idiot so stupid get off my goddamn fi still on me godamn D it what the [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] out me God I hate this game mode I heard a grenade the whole [ __ ] time do it literally just get Mr President I'm going to put this gun away I'm just going to go running away from a grenade I threw out the Bush on accident I the cross hey GG guys love all your VDS that's funny really setting a low bar for Content aren't we for the ages they're going to be again what the I don't know how I hit you blind I don't know how I hit you you just stabbed me I turned got flashed turned back shot in the head [ __ ] here's my new image it's a ham let me take a look let me take a look at that's a nice pixelated ham Sammy brother man I set up a chair and everything I'm feeling professional oh I almost fell off my chair I guess so you could just use your coins to shoot anyone yeah [ __ ] this is fun now it's interesting that he counts as somebody to shoot though I may have just Fallen I totally missed my chair I missed [ __ ] over [ __ ] ring or something I put I put my chair in the exact same spot as the other chair and I just trusted it completely s is that you probably I don't know who's being a dumbass yeah it's probably [Music] me you sure okay all right must be hurricane force winds out here bro you can't believe it wait wait I don't know where Smitty oh my God I see him oh my God there's no how did you I'm so impressed I'm is this something I'm not going to say [ __ ] Yeah how did you do that what do what no I don't see anything out of the ordinary here I don't I don't there's I'm a goddamn toilet paper roll ins out of a toilet you [Music] idiots that a me move a [ __ ] inch don't don't move an inch that ain't me where are you just case I threw it on his dead body I threw his dead body on Grizzy come on okay no Grizzy don't come on light L mou like just stay around for a bit man what the [ __ ] bro why did I not pull the lever it's going to be night time soon we got to get to my house sure thing this is like this is like an AI generated kids video at this point what is this four bewildered Apes in Minecraft I'm falling down to hill falling oh [ __ ] I see we reached the point of the video where we can't climb mountains I love this bit I'm stumbling I'm stumbling w w w w I'm sliding I am sliding down the hill yeah there you go cheaters never Pro oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh Garfield come close to me my boy why you wait no no press e to call it an air strike what we're bombing Aries over here you can call it an air strike I'm not going to should I do it now [ __ ] it Roger that uh should we get inside I'm getting inside I'm getting inside mad don't come on buddy you're going to get mad you look stupid as hell down there you see me over here at least I'm not a [ __ ] cucumber shut the hell up yeah you don't even know where cucumbers are right now talking to my vegetables in my kitchen currently losing my mind right in here huh oh yeah what the [ __ ] wait you killed wait it died did it die you killed it you killed you didn't K I'm sorry it looked dead it looked really dead dude you're idiot I thought that was no we're actually just in prison nothing sus going on in there huh fellas I'm keeping my eye on you hey do yeah you got a phone call you got a phone call I I I'll Stand Up it somehow hold on wait where'd he go how' he get out of there if you're just sitting when you come out of no clip I swear to God who phone call all right who is it I lied no I can't hit [Music] you I have 10 HP can someone reset me how did I miss you I miss you so we win six oh got that was so [ __ ] cool dude I saw all of that that was awesome terrorist no way you fool you foolish fool smoozy you dumb idiot wait a minute there's a guy right here how did he how did he how how do he there was a guy how did he what's happening flash flashlight this is my flashlight dance man I'll be honest buddy what I already got a clip of this happening so you ain't got to do this you know you ain't got to you ain't got to put your life on the line you ain't got to do this you know you got thanks should have said nothing I so confused what the [ __ ] you were talking about I thought there was a monster or something behind me scared I've had three years of being you being crushed by War Zone crates I don't need you to do it in another game smart puffers no one I thought I heard it I thought my water and a creeper blew up at the same time what the [ __ ] happened he ruin the second creeper is hit M jump into the center intrusive thoughts don't let him win don't let him win average Smitty plus house Saturday this is this is how you get on the Smitty plus roster sing your own national anthem right now bring it down [ __ ] let me see you [Music] up also the fact that you're standing here and you haven't finished this task yet also tells me you're uh you know you're one use so you got ba you got baited why was she doing it for soes she love our country that much get [ __ ] she's patriotic Smitty this is really making me like I'm just imagining like the [ __ ] like just a screen fogging up you looking suspect boy just say he's breathing into the bottom of the screen he keeps getting foggy oh my God hold on I got to grab the H got I'm white hey oh hey this game's humping mechanics hurt they spot on they spot on I like it all right I'm going to see how long you guys can stand on there no don't hit each the exact same idea no no no there's different rules to this game show guys come on get the [ __ ] back on [Laughter] all right man you can do one what we going to miss that strike one just transported two gorillas to the zoo who would have thought being a zookeeper was such a hard Dam get off the back of the car you see what's on my uh Tusk you see this no what is that I have no idea POV POV fill in the blanks oh yeah I could just get in the back tell my story I got arrested for eating goat cheese boy Smitty I'm a free you dog I'm spamming left click and running I'm like sliding on a foot average average [ __ ] what are we Ducks Birds I don't know I'm going to get some goddamn an out of you if it's the last thing I do Vinnie wait Traders Luigi and Mikey uh don't you got three cards surely you got something protection yeah last time I played that I got shot by everybody I think I think what that means is if you if you shoot yourself and it never mind my my my theory was incorrect I'm not even going to finish what it was blind hero most kills well blind Mr Beast I don't need you yeah you should see how many a blind driver gets I bet you they could get way more okay we got to take this turn super slow hold on hold on is it even over here I feel like it's not we got to back up don't jack knife it Smitty don't jack knife it don't jack knife it don't you're Jack knifing it you piece of [ __ ] hey Smitty yeah what's so funny buddy I got a bone to pick with you that joke was so bad at crashed my [Laughter] game it crashed two people's games what the hey can somebody buy me a flash smoke a grenade and a Molotov thanks yeah I got you a flash God damn Jeff Bezos with the prime delivery [ __ ] He's esed yeah you're goddamn right I am we're going out together that was an incredible throw oh great white again oh great what do you mean white again now you're trying to compensate me when I follow a v of bleach me at a tennis match don't shoot okay thank you me moving into me out of American School me me sour cream me me me me sour hey man what do you want with your taco s me me oh rushing w oh no I'm dead watch out so mad I was turn around that did that grenade bounce off me dam look a gun yeah bounced off you it wasn't my fall jump in the way Peter's in the woods he's in the swamp what is he what is he talking about there he's coming after you hey Peter get the [ __ ] away before I kill your ass you're looking for a what what is blood yammering about oh my god dude he looks like a [ __ ] Beef Wellington look at him bro was saying everything he knew in his vocabulary bro was speaking Japanese spamming every voice line he could he ain't having it I'm a little nervous me too bro you're grizz's door terrorism yeah bullets avoid the ground let's see what happens with this technically that should save you oh my I'm buying a hog collar okay I bought a hog collar and a deer grunt collar can you buy a Primos the great big can dough ble can you buy that what can you buy that it's 700 buy you should buy the Primos big great big can dobly why no he's on his something let him C all right I am no way hold on hold on hold on I'm about to about a hog color hold on I'm about to hit the Primos the Great Big C ble what the door it the door shut right as you did it's not me you got to be you got to do something else to it what's this [Laughter] one [ __ ] ripping ass over here bro we're going to have 45 deers outside our house stop I think you hold it yeah you have to hold right click there you go now that's a that's a a Primo's deer beat blow if I've ever heard one let's keep moving there goes their well water and their favorite tree they light post let's go into the saloon this is like one of those comedic bits where something enters a room makes a bunch of noise and then comes out and the place is like destroyed you know what I mean he in there nope containers he's near me near me back he's back green he's back green right now I didn't stop firing didn't stop firing that was going on for so long wait who's that hi it's me what the hell [ __ ] sorry buddy you know I had to try it there we go well it worked now he's a prop again hey man welcome back he SP it's the satisfaction of killing you twice yeah we're in yeah join join dude Jesus Christ I heard it through somebody's headphones I'm not even in the game and I heard it well well I was going to do this fellas come here I was going to do this just go to bed all right I'm just going to hold on I'm I'm going to set the alarm clock oh my God I'm up I'm up I'm up oh is it too loud oh man anyways I'm going to get us a ride come on hop in the whip why let's get a hot dog across the street I am the hot dog hot dog I am the hot dog does anybody want it yeah guys yeah were you caught I might be in trouble yeah come up here son don't have behind his pumpkin that pumpkin took my damn head off boy did you see that oh that one took my goddamn head off so it comes down to [Music] this there's no way help me brother no I think I knocked myself out of the fish S no I spared you I spared you an fish let's go fish fish power hell yeah bro guys I'm in train tracks mat you got to climb gentlemen man hit the climb button oh man look out Mouse thank you for the heads up mat you know my favorite music artist dead mouse oh where's M chilling oh on cooling cooling what about you did you leave no no no oh I mean uh physically he left is he God spiritually he's here there he is I just want to see Yep this Mod's working okay let me know if you guys see anything out of the ordinary down there what really yeah big fish last one God didy Kong didy Kong everyone needs to get to the thing we need to pick him up help me oh we're in we're good yes dude it does it no way yeah SK [ __ ] yeah dude that's the one thing I was like man I hope the cut scene shows the fish I need you to change your characters to be taller I keep swinging over you PR hey I'm out I'm out n you ain't C me n you're so fast what the hell bro got a speed buff [ __ ] I do have a speed buff I forgot to turn it off wait you you cheater what the hell hey stay put [Music] buddy [ __ ] cheater wait where's this go God when the [ __ ] he spawned in the bathroom came out [ __ ] me and went back to the [ __ ] uhoh honestly police sounds like a Google review for Arby me after the Pentagon finally releases me off parole what damn F remember this bit everyone you remember this you remember this yeah go go go go go go look go go go go go go we are effective gorillas I got it put it in put it in put it in no we lost we lost put it in Miss no way I'm coming I'm coming did you all die go go go push it in wait do we just let Matt like find the hard way in this game you just you just survive okay you that your worst enemy is yourself I'm just trying to do my damn job over here and you guys are just [ __ ] around what is that what are you doing don't bring that on here don't oh [ __ ] he says oh another workplace accident am I getting workman's comp for that one come on solicitors on any Beach hey want to take a picture with these4 $40 for a photo of these [ __ ] monkeys spin these [ __ ] around you why does always find a lawn mower in every game it's like Matt with rocket launchers or explosions you son of a [ __ ] stop no you look at [ __ ] no dude don't come over here Matt I'm dealing with something stop it oh [ __ ] oh my God the dead engine just suck me oh you [ __ ] I hope you die all right time to get knocked out by puffer there it is I knew it was coming uh not quite hey there Roblox buddy done oh I'm in the net somebody oh I'm in it baby [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm hanging on put this on the NBA logo never did that move never did that move it's just dead frog staple to the backboard on go fellas are you [ __ ] two all right okay one go I'm King Kong coming oh my God open this door you hear me door stuck I thought I got a kill no not door stuck look at that skeleton creeping around the corner right there silly little guy what's he doing little rasal that one pet Griffin looks like JFK all right hold on I'll do the bit no okay be get assassinated all right let's go on the street let's make this more official I can't believe we're about to recreate the JFK assass all right this is perfect all right go slow this is what really happened po Lee Harvey oswal you're going too fast I don't know if I can hit that shot we got to we got to go back behind and come around the Ben can the Mexican come back please this is just big set up falling apart it seems you just have to drive the car down the road no darkfield can't see above the steering wheel who's my lowest in this scene I'm Lois make sure you jump out of the car as soon as you notice what's happening okay don't worry I know what to do all right great all right and quiet on set oh God car Field's doing a burnout I missed [ __ ] ouch Lois shot me in the head MD on my screen when you shot him person it's just a [ __ ] blob okay you want to take two all right n this skin got to go this is awful what you guys need a big reveal in your room once we start the game it's [ __ ] bad what is that slashy man no way no way W children children oh my God quick quick in the closet children I got mush for you get us out here Daddy never going to find me here I'm scared where is he I hear him bro do you hear that noise wait we need to open up the garage [ __ ] no [ __ ] how do you open this how do we do that we're not tall enough I just hear a wet slopping noise I know he's near us I'm made the gar he's going to come out of the vent didn't heid you miss there no I didn't he's there let me in let me in children get the [ __ ] out of here you should have never let me eat you should have never let me eat 100 hot dogs oh SMY you give me Pony baby Vibes I want to be the ranger Smitty does have Pony I want to be the ranger n you give me I'm not being the pony baby you can't make me noted like the pony baby right now you can't make me I'm being the F Ranger and you can't stop me it's Halloween Mom okay he's got a cute little it's Halloween mom I'll dress up what I want to be I'm going to be a little mother Cowboy that throws cheese around oh I'm already throwing the cheese swap none of know it's fine I'll throw a pressure cooker wait a minute I am now pushing with this ter how did he not see me wait Smitty's a terorist now uhuh uh I have to unsubscribe they're on you what's happening Smitty hold on got his ass flash oh God that the op still spawn one still you spawn you don't even have to peek they have Ops just play like sight going SM being cheeky oh ouch I'm going to distract him he immediately [ __ ] he immediately sto behind I think it's the same guy I got earlier so you probably heard it he like oh no chugging along here buddy come on now [Music] it's so raw the emotion that wasn't me I mean I clicked but I didn't think that was going to happen wait solution I knew it I knew that was going to happen dude that looks really odd wait don't don't no okay good nah that's got to be a metaphor that he's going to put it in his butt he's going I just got an idea all right follow me okay maybe not that way we got to find the place I'm going I can't say what it is cuz I wanted to be a surprise excuse me heads up I don't know where it is so we're just going to drive around till we find it cuz something funny might happen I just found this in my glove box guys what is this thing I just found this in my glove box is that a grenade no I don't know where I'm oh that's a grenade stop oh my God the alien just got hit by another car guys no one will see me back back here right he just got pushed into soup look at replacement for the last car thank you soup maybe grenade is a better word wait is that car oh that car's on fire the other one this car's on fire now oh this car is on fire all right let's move to the next one guys all right next car maybe this one work this blue one looks nice get the blue one this one's on fire now let's go to the next one yeah the green one looks good green one's nice you don't even know where you're going we got to go we got to go we got to get out of here I got a car back here guys I got a I got a car car I have a car sou that one's on fire get it guys oh oh my God I'm crying come on go all right we're good I want to get on the back wait how do you get on I'm on it I'm on it there we go all right perfect we're good you PR in hell you stupid [ __ ] polar it's I'll take a field trip and go piss on uh Ronald why' you just put spoo on the ground cuz I spoo I guess it would be sto or St I'm an idiot I you my come here I was going eight mode I knew it was going to I [Music] Knew did you just stop the car yeah I break checked you oh I spawn so damn far actually I'm not that far oh where' the train come from what the Mr Shrimp shrimply the best let's do this one car derby all right what the somebody's dead what you aiming at I don't like this you shouldn't please you really shouldn't no it's happening this is a dream of mine honestly years in the I don't even want to look at that angle make sure your seat bels are on are we already flying no yeah we are we're like I think we're going to do a loop-de-loop uhoh wait what's that noise upside down man we're dead oh I don't feel too good here it's not over baby are you alive not for long I miss you're still alive over there yes hanging off miracle for now though once I get this fish oh my God what a throw that's insane I have to come back from the dead to get you off it I'm going to get some gas good luck man oh I can use some gas take care man what are you oh no way oh hold on wait what was that I figured out what mad is come here you son of a [ __ ] check out the guard guard check out the guard hey check out the guard there's a guard there's a guard wait what's that over these YouTube pranks are getting out of hand you think he's suspicious of us yet a lot of dogs [ __ ] up by those dogs dude you should have changed your name Buddy dogs are really attracted to Italian scks you know what it'd be funny I'm going to rip his tail off don't you dare push me down this here Hill ah here I go here I go down the hill nice and slow couldn't have made it fast or anything hey boys I'm up here oh he's here oh yeah it's the Grinch uh-oh the Grinch okay the Grinch just took quite the jble is he okay M nasty you just see his life his body roll into hooville see you later dude I I actually might be dead oh I'm coming in PV Antarctica still really ow forfeit are you good forfeit now before before forfeit now before you what fall off oh anyway before you fall off I kicked the pole I got you Grizzy no hey what's the password to the Smitty plush Channel I will never tell got him what the [ __ ] get out of passw he nope you open oh Spiderman oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yummy [ __ ] back anything before [ __ ] godam it man I need another car hold on I the oh my God stop tying me up I'm so sorry I'll be back to I'll be back to let you lose [ __ ] you're horny so elusive T me up cuz you're horny I'll be back to let you lose soon I'm breaking free of your bondage how did he make that jump teleported what the [ __ ] throw him off the roof Grizzy don't do it what are we doing what am I doing gy [ __ ] heavy what's the L the L what how do he get overwhelmed we murder Smitty n i in the face racist it's if you time me you're racist if you time me you're racist no no no no no no goodbye goodbye gy this [ __ ] I'm alive Bounty got go are you are you mother I knew I gave myself up what' you go nothing where'd you goere where you go I didn't go anywhere how are you I would have gone this way oh my God he's still on me this is satisfying you know in like the weirdest way this looks [ __ ] dog gone awful but you know what I think it's good enough for me sir let's get you out of here oh you can go up there Perfect all right okay let's see may have taken a little bit too much off there that's okay it's okay you know what it grows back oh Barbers oh [ __ ] who needs a la who needs a la oh no I know I know how to cheer this monkey up get out of the way gzy I know how to cheer they said I did too much Monkey Business we got to cheer him up hey monkey it's charar yeah you're on death row buddy [Music] sorry what a terrible lawyer you know you're in trouble when jar jar shows up dirt block Wednesday Ain't No Way ain't no [ __ ] way that would have killed him where going wait guys the let that crazy guy through about that I just let him Scurry by like a squirrel watch the camera I oh my God what can you not revive him no I can't it doesn't let me it won't let me maybe he won't notice maybe he won't notice man oh he survives all right what a [ __ ] Rush hey you're back made yes baby rush me oh [ __ ] I'm going to I'm going to cook a plain big game I'm going to eat it in front of y'all yummy my own gzy let's grab them cooking a horse turd I would like a bite of that potato can't have I'm not on the fire stop stop Jesus Christ I'm fine good good this is fine this is fine this is fine uh guys don't come near me right now are you okay are you powering up what is going on what is up with this dude doing that what is up with this dude get get Mr Taco you didn't listen to me puffer wait oh I've been to this planet uh I think there's more Quicks in here quick walk quick quick grass where do we go which way I think this way honestly the last time I went on this uh two two people died and we just got back in the ship and said [ __ ] this planet hell yeah all right perfect I think we just go around this way though I hate being heavy what was that oh man I didn't think it would K I didn't us I didn't think so either man this starting to feel like ja V huh oh my God I just want to doet with this guy candle oh God look at the piano he looks like [ __ ] Elton John cooking up some fire hold up hold up let him cook let him cook Beethoven in the studio in the 16th century honestly it's telling me hit those head shots though I won't even lie time is on point guys whoa look at this hamster rolling dude holy [ __ ] this is crazy reloading y'all see this a ball yeah rolling rolling rolling rolling pretty brave of me yeah what the [ __ ] how the [ __ ] did you do that that was pretty brave jump I don't know boys I don't know maybe you should make them a bridge yeah I'm going to give them a little bit more I feel like where's that Matt died I think Matt's dead I think Matt dead Matt De God follow me Fitz move it it I got a plany flash it evolves one of us dying though okay well think is going according to plan to the military airport we go I think we should go to the bank the bank guys there's a bunch of hyenas surrounding me I got this guy distracted if you want to kill him all right um I'm yeah I can't get over there it's all right he's taking his time we're just dancing hop on see how fast the TV goes let's take it easy an umbrella holy [ __ ] oh that was close stop it you was ready for it [ __ ] man this is hot TV back back at holy [ __ ] oh he's ready for it stop it I just don't understand what happens there we look at each other we swing nothing happens and then we swing again and then like God damn what POV [ __ ] Thor and Kratos wait I wasn't pressing pulled away oh no I'm I think it's the it's the pressure let's go follow it let it go dude POV [ __ ] oh flashlight block Brian why you looking at it like that bro don't say like you don't know what you're about to do oh my God look at you God I can't three smitties one Arab and a sheriff what dream blunt rotation sounds like the Smitty plus Channel POV what what is the got it guys Peter Peter look at him the for the crack in the fence kit the Frog see like don't move uh don't even move don't even look don't even do anything so that we you hear him no what I right clicked I right click what you knew the risk buddy you knew the RIS at you I was aim to the left your honor my client right clicked who what the no way my reaction when I go to Arby's and they have the meats look at the size of this [ __ ] sandwich Arby doesn't have the meats zoton does okay oh God he looks freaky look how many corpses are in this Arby it's like slightly more than normal what is the who was in Paris meal wait where I thought he were talking about the band The Who but no oh uh yeah I don't think I want this milkshake mm- don't think I want this one I don't think I'd mind it Matt do a live tutorial on how to play Blackbeard I like being sad well what character are you turn what character are you we need we need background yeah we need background I had a helmet on you goofy [ __ ] and now I have no protection whatsoever for my impending doom [Music] um oh God this must be how SpongeBob felt oh God he stinks run Everybody Run why are you following me though hm you want a photo or something average Smitty fan Meetup come on just take a photo with me a tricle you do oh my God what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] children you enter the attic and this is what you see yeah you look like Pennywise see you later dad man go too fast go too fast the wheels are stuck oh my God what if I grab it hey oh you get out of there try get out of there oh my God oh my God oh he fell oh he's up you stole one piece of bread in medieval times oh my God he's throwing up ax the mildest punishment 1210 what happens if I get out of this one I want to see what happens when I just get out you just die you just fall he just did not follow instructions what is that noise oh that's not good get out of here with the nun jokes DOD Dodge Dodge D you knock a burp out me boy burp you please no why is the screen shaking that's a good question screen shaking ah that [ __ ] here wait what happens if you get on the ATV okay all right nothing good get on it don't bad idea why is he going after me quick Maneuvers oh man children it's November we have to leave come on [ __ ] get out of here it's November they're coming the natives are here the natives are here go go go children oh get in the car out of here me out out Children stop wait why you stuck what the [ __ ] is going up there who's the one baby with the little propeller Ed no not you that just love the is that true what's going on you're so cursed you look like an actual turkey it's so Anthony come here I feel bad I eliminated you last round here take this okay all right so I don't have any control over what that guy does predict the future Smitty hurry up I predict I die from Fall damage he did it I he this job's too Dam easy gu don't miss okay everybody switch to rat I guess D that was the best thing I've ever seen you got smoked it's time to rat up or shut up all right is there cheese on the other side yeah there's cheese on the other side all right fellas no sprinting no sprinting there's a New York apartment over there I may have I I got to stop wait did we just keep going I don't know what the r he stopped he stopped for the rat that guy's not you got to Sprint oh we're underneath the we're good go go go go guys help me oh you C an accident dude oh no can we talk about that anger that you were throwing my way you still have it by the way where's that where's that coming from yeah oh hang on let's talk about it because we've been sitting here all night trying to kill one another and I'm not even quite sure I remember exactly why shut up Daniel Craigs I'm glad he started wandering after two of us are already dead shut up ghosts what are you going to do shoot me ask you're an invisible ass that's it oh [ __ ] I have to shoot my [ __ ] I'll win this oh my God all right that's I deserve that I deserve that Karma go [Laughter] crazy the runway oh I'm now introducing their flame [ __ ] and clo never mind oh no who's the one that needs oh no down oh I over what someone up here I can't move oh this is a door all right good he never expected all of us he just looked in that door I'm going back into the demo to look at what his view look [Music] like get that [ __ ] it's Iron Man punch you the sound of you punching the sound hold on I like I like the fully sound effect of what's wrong with you people old people when they see a TV I'm going to run over this bison holy [ __ ] my Planet needs me oh my God he's getting larger he's getting larger [ __ ] no I got him fellas I got him I got him I got him fellas wait I wonder what would happen if I last oh my god oh hey this is a random question but can you spawn a giant alligator no reason I think he's into it what the hell oh he's naked wait what no balls not again now go big I want to see them dirty him up I like you boy I like that muddy ass time to position my head in the perfect position so I don't need to censor it yeah now make yourself big yeah now be big make yourself the size of this town love we're all just sitting here the day before Christmas Eve watching a guy turn himself into an alligator trying to make us the sheer absurdity of this clip is amazing to me so 2,000% bullet gravity but you get 100% damage I'm going to give this a little I going to say you wait get get to the top get to the top not on me not on me oh yeah I forgot about the 2,00% batter the gravity is anyone here here watch Family Guy here you go for you okay right what a weird Universe we live in where he's watching Family Guy while playing with Peter loing this just looks like a fortnite Lobby I'm resing you through the wall so just [ __ ] run once you get up get the hell out of there thanks buddy dude look at Peter's profile picture in it's like a [ __ ] mug shot I I don't think I've ever seen Peter look straight on oh man puffer I'll give you another chance what if I made that mess and then oh hey what up man oh Matt yes I didn't I thought you were the camel I didn't realize you were riding the cam what's that uh-oh don't touch Gerald fald if you hit him with a bat I'm going to [ __ ] going kill you what is that the WR no okay guys a is not how you shoot all right not going to let it happen again I got a mission what oh my God wait he's actually doing it why did he turn into a different guy how do I use this where is no don't kill Gerald he's he he needs retribution he's going to go do it Gerald it's mine he's toset he jumped off the map fall off the map again jump hit the button hit the button perfect ptin it's a it's a it's a it's a him I was selecting it I selected it I hit a to select it and jumped all reset reset reset let's reset let's reset let's reset I have a mission to complete Gerald Gerald Noy yeah you cost me guy trying to direct content you cost me two worms indirectly indirectly but you you are the reason Cofe he's drinking a cup of Joe I'm just kidding I'm just Kidd I'm just kid I'm not going to use that I'm going to use this instead suiciding everybody goodbye crazy crazy the biggest complete I hope I do damage to you come pick me up hop in baby pick me up I'm stuck come on hop in oh that was a little hit that was a little hit there's just like a I think you just scared you scared the bones out of me boy you scared the bones out of me off this [ __ ] man one shot dude I got hit in the head what is my luck open up this door I'll get that for you huh what I'll get that for you how did you do that do it again do it again magic man oh oh oh oh [ __ ] what I wouldn't shoot that Grizzy that's a barrel TNT brother be careful oh man bro there was no oh bottle got him gotcha I got two of these [ __ ] zomie get off you little shits get off me with my kids your profile picture is so distinguished is that black Elon musk wait what I thought that was Idris Alba wait am I tripping that looks like someone else wait is it actually who is that what I thought it was Idis Ela El what what I just feel like a dad okay yeah no it's definitely yeah picture crey really said oh black guy this must be er's help there we go I think puffers H oh wait clicking on someone else I'm clicking on my camel's ass POV yeah [ __ ] I was I was really wondering where You' go where this is a normal occur it's right where I am down here under the rock under the rock okay spaming F am I in it nope you're just walking okay all right all right all right I wonder if I can destroy it with rocks all right man I wonder where puffer is I'm on way let me try that let me try that again man I wonder where puffer is all right all right there he go you have a song planned no there's no song that's the editor's job so it's just going to be Sil oh [ __ ] showed up late guys I Kermit might have a problem might be a little drunk drunk he doesn't have his music on either he's just walking and whatever height he is literally 10 lb he's made of [ __ ] fabric curb at the Frog yeah baby it's all an act he's in the ring he's ready to go anybody want to give me like a cool like you know entrance thing like a grooming his way to the [Laughter] ring wa that was like that was Undertaker style that was sick that was so [ __ ] cool dude come [Applause] here I love that I can't move when you do that to me oh my God you want an to inro you yeah let's hear it at 300 lb I think I don't know not sure he might correct me on that at 6'4 we have the wonderful fantastic car that's not going to fit through the door here he comes big FL you sure that a Batman he does not understand I'm to get on the stage and then he walks I'm ready how tall would you say you are uh 6'4 65 in a good day at 230 lb again I'm not sure coming in at 6 fo three what character are you again Ali he came from his UFO he what you going to do monkey man what you going to do you ain't go do me me oh my God he's got a bigger gun anyway no I'm mad round one starting not good this is my worst nightmare goddamn Smitty con out here all right fellas POV you meet Smitty IRL what I have I want to see what that is is this a bomb this is a bomb it's strapped to my chest it's strapped to my chest it stra to my chest guys oh no I only have one thing to do I only have one thing to do a gnum style man well there they go is it becoming it is yeah damn John being bul get me damn nope you missed the last trade oh my god dude oh let's get a semi trck that's smart all right no guys don't us we're going to drive underneath yeah hey it's me you know the guy on the side of your car what the hell why' you jump out oh my God I chucked that thing [Laughter] oh wait oh H H that [ __ ] sucks no no no no a splash and then you sp in Mercy Mercy I'll show you where they are I'll show you where they are I'll show you all right come on follow me follow happen don't believe him he does know are you with me first person what what me it's always first try you're really fast bro nah he don't know sh what is that Boingo Boingo noise I'm heing you thought you're showing me where I am follow me yeah sure thing buddy okay okay all right all right I'm sorry I enough enough trolling I'm I'm I'm done trolling I'm done trolling I'm done trolling I'm done trolling you don't got Loop big boy you don't got Loop is this dude how that how that [ __ ] do that that's crazy wait what what don't do it I'm thinking about it he hold on hold on I got to back the car up there we damn you're resilient buddy I'm Invincible see you in the car hold on I'm curious bro bruh why is mad Invincible dude I'm dippy what the [ __ ] I'm dppy I got him an idea he's out front he's by the van I'll Prov a distraction you guys go into the van put the money in okay are you guys ready oh we're not okay well let me know do you need the distraction do you need it oh this man had a heart attack out front you should go save him he had a heart attack he had a heart attack go get the guy with the heart attack what's wrong with you w this guy's dying you don't care got away yeah I'm sneaky I'm a sneak sneaky little slippy frog I'm a little slippy frog I don't even know where he went I'm looking for me neither slippy as hell who is the white [ __ ] thing what is that oh what the [ __ ] this is a goddamn House of hores I'm on why are you you're spitting fire what the [ __ ] I think there's a hacker there there's got to be a hacker in the game what is this do not try [ __ ] detect this carage just fire on fire all right fellas let's go say hi to the big house owner let's burn this [ __ ] down everyone get out of the fire he's running through [ __ ] J we got to capture him he's too much he's too powerful he's too powerful there's a burglar in the house he's breathing fire down exorcism exorcism let him he's so slippery that's not a door hit him oh [ __ ] I'm sorry I got him I got him I got him he's got him he's got him he's got him all right I'm going to lift him up I'm going to lift him up look at his [ __ ] arms fing face I got to throw him off the balcony he's too he's too hot throw him down God oh he's dead look at him just spit he's still breathing fire Dr Seuss was a big piece of [ __ ] apparently I don't if any you guys know know that but you think Dr Seuss was a big piece of [ __ ] apparently well what he do just be a little antiemetic green green eggs and ham is entirely based on racism reread it yeah Green Eggs and Ham is a metaphor for anything that someone does not like many times people have an aversion to something but there's no real reason for for example if someone says they do not enjoy woodworking but they've never tried it then woodworking could be a version of green eggs and ham doesn't really sound racist then I mean I don't know woodworking is racist let me replace woodworking with a marginalized group I do not [Laughter] like good Lord D done knock me out boys McNasty come here we're going to actually play the video game what I'm angry at this wall and I want it to be open but it's banded so you have to shoot use use your Gadget and Destroy them very simple task Gadget button job Gadget button Gadget button no no no not blow M nasty Gadget button nasty you need to use your Gadget middle no the Bandit thing he's got the electricon now shoot it now shoot shoot that shoot the wall that's crazy now enter the camera it it exploded yeah you see it explod five it exploded my Gadget exploded what do you mean it exploded it watch look ready kadouch shoot it higher very tough dude wait puffer are you dead yeah oh you died died let's just make sure he's dead that was his that was me [ __ ] thatu this one is mine though one is mine I'm trapped there's no way I'm tra God hey no frogs in the establishment get out of here you little rascal can youed no I can just do what I'm currently doing don't worry I'll help speed you up yeah you're little oh man yall both have the same idea okay let's do some thinking here let's light up my lamp meant to pick I meant to pick this I meant to pick the lamp up son of a [ __ ] let's see if I can dangle this thing off the edge of here let's save first actually before I drop this I want to be able to jump off the side and grab it that [ __ ] is not going to maybe if I like drop down with it I can like uh-oh just got to ease it down you know look at this [ __ ] be hopp oh David make a little stinky let's see she did what the [ __ ] don't ever give that mic to a friend if you ever have like someone around you is like hey hey how you do YouTube right it's like your nephew or something guy got you a hand bro you make one video and get pink eyed literal [ __ ] biological warfare dude hey Tony two fingers why they call you Tony Two Fingers you want to find out yeah I can't shoot you yet so hold on a minute oh there we go hey droy guess what bro spider flight kicked in he's outside jump on him walk out jump on him jump on him I can't see man I hope we run into a cloaker this round that'll be fun say what I'm sorry who Sor just shoot him twice he dies easy a cloer oh [ __ ] um you go go oh yeah yeah yeah oh what do you have to say for yourself slightly smaller all right I'm ordering 100 hot dogs okay Daddy holy [ __ ] look at all the [ __ ] hot dogs how many glizzies are out there man there a lot of oh my God I need gun I'm pull I'm pull P you want you want you want a op yeah okay just wait 4 seconds oh man Tyler I think you should have said no okay Scotty maybe hello I'm in the lobby i' would like hone I'd like alone please dude there's somebody shut this nerd up I'm at till number three can somebody help what I opened camer on accident what the [ __ ] are you are you are you talking small guy voice that's the point yeah that's the that's what he's doing hey I'm at number hey did I get alone yeah I got you let me go to the let me go to the counter all right let me just jump up here bro just blasted the little guy what the [ __ ] is wrong with you watch this you guys are aren't even ready for what I'm about to do here Rope Rope this down it's not going to move it's locking these in these can no longer go anywhere do we have to include that can we cut that where's my spray can do I get a spray can all right Dad no problem I'll draw this real nice for you you guys thought I was going to draw you guys thought I was is going to draw no no no no come on we're not that goofy over here all right it's an 87 what' you think it was Miss some spots don't worry about it going to clean it up where's are you are you [ __ ] kidding me stay here how do we open this garage door no you son of a [ __ ] get out of here bastard ruined my joke big block don't do that crazy literally all of that is just ruined oh my God is it is it a cross like what is it how many just you just have to like connect them all I [ __ ] mine I'm sorry this is my fa dude dude what have you done bro what do you want me to do stop leaving spaces open oh [ __ ] can we just hold on you think droids available what what what I'm not moving I'm not moving I'm not moving you're not moving twice as fast and I just got blocked in Dad look at me look at me oh Jesus he's turning into oh he's a Thanos turning I knew my wife cheated to have you you Thanos son of a [ __ ] please I'm inevitable sa Thanos hey to D your ass the [ __ ] he he K himself wall dude that's got to be illegal oh nice he touched the ball one so then he kicked the fence he fell over I like he's just a random 80-year-old we have out here pick up League baby don't get any better than this don't you py I don't even know what you have if they still kill you oh fireworks wait where are we was alive is going on all right we might be reaching the point where we're having to reset oh John what what's an item we have done like all bananas all bananas I like bananas bananas on baby Park will be incredible oh my God this a lard it's like a Minefield do we do another another random ass com thought doing bananas bananas bananas Grizzy bananas b n a n [ __ ] bananas monkey holy [ __ ] but I'm making it worse what do you mean making it worse I'm going to start twerking on something extra God damn it all right everybody watch your toes wait what this this is [ __ ] dog shitzy too many goddamn bananas might as well just put a black screen up I can't see [ __ ] can we take the squid off I want to see all the bananas [Music] yes maintenance starting get in get in join join Jo it start it start it this this is the last game so I'm I'm going to I'm going to throw something bananas only last one make a count you put Banas he didn't he definitely picked something else yeah I wish the race just never started cuz the servers were down just the guy sits there and never gives us let's see what's going on just kidding didn't get an item box let me know how it goes mushroom wow dude wow Grizzy mus Grizzy good item pick buddy no one get bananas not what I picked bud it's literally just [ __ ] what a good bro got Cyber Bullied off the game for the love of God bananas only for you b a n bananas Jo again I think they want bananas only oh [ __ ] I didn't [ __ ] notice wait Grizzy Grizzy quick question's up what's up you know what a [ __ ] banana is buddy this is perfect it's poetic and there it goes oh my God bananas kill you he came up and it's all gone it's not meant to be guys it was meant to be no way six races ago it was meant to be we got to hold it to the top fellas because then we get all right go go I'm still looking at his [ __ ] looking at you [ __ ] idiot why did it not oh we have to bring him with us go go go go go don't get off man I can't move mat gzy you I'm looking at him okay oh he was ready for that D he would oh god he has TS hold up GG baby hey hey hey GG baby I I heard games on your [Laughter] phone is that a so godamn sandwich extra toasted extra proone you going in for a kiss youone let brother get a [ __ ] it editor play Elf the whole film in the top left corner upside down for the whole video the [ __ ] was that guy don't [Music] know gr you're not doing the same thing now aren't you no I want to do I'm going to hide the body puffer hide the body it's hidden we're good they'll never know [Music] gentlemen look out listen I ain't got no stamina all right let me recharge this at least someone throw a fish at him there's three Ops down that way is oh [ __ ] oh man we're going to play catch a bottle all right you going you ready not very [ __ ] came at me too fast throw another oh okay damn okay hold on hold on hold here it goes here it goes dude you are throwing these like an MLB pitchure come on all right all all right that one was slower I wasn't ready for it though I'm ready I'm ready okay all right all right all right yes yes all right [ __ ] racket ball up there with wine bottles let's see how many crawlers we can create doing pretty good right now got a bunch of these little guys God when he's just in that mood oh he look at all these cars uh guys yeah uh yes my car on fire oh oh he's got a scent he's got a scent what youell he's got a scent I need a dollar I wonder if it's that guy leaving all of a very fast I wonder if that's like that guy going to the park for some reason that dog what are you doing dude piss off I'm trying to fallowing the trail dude Miss every shot that dog is nuts what the hell oh he's got another scent he's got another scent boys what do you smell boy what do you smell you smell drugs Jesus probably probably on that that elastic Droid guy guys you can do it on the he not on elastic Dr what [Laughter] the man I need a ride what are you guys giv rides yeah get in for of payment is a rock is that okay yeah that's fine I died he said yes oh oh you uhoh I don't know you think I can process what just happened we got to find an A10 warthog all right that should be good give me a little yeah oh my God holy [ __ ] damage did you survive that yeah survived Matt oh wait minute holy [ __ ] oh my God shed welcome back to 97.4 W qrz FM we're back with some more awesome 90 soundtracks hey I thought you were going to play some wacky sound effects after that yeah this is more like a radio show you're watching fit to the game you should kill yourself now make sure you call in with all of your problems so we can monetize themist all right today we have a caller from Wisconsin how's it going Wisconsin I want to [ __ ] die that's awesome love that energy no please KN KN KN no way oh my God actually don't know waiting for somebody to mess up and they just did they just did I tell you what they just did on to someone you don't that wasn't the right person Lord forgive me for I've shot an innocent woman Lord farquad forgive me for I do not know the gingerbread man [Laughter] holy damn me of all people what the [ __ ] happened complete blind guess I'll be honest okay I thought someone prick it's weird you're shooting a lot of women why are you women all of you are wom it's not my choice we don't want to move this thing an inch if we move it it'll laun and some someone lit roll into you know I can't climb up swe you piece of [ __ ] just climb up over here why do you think I'm bullying you hey a bomb uhoh this is for both of us [ __ ] we where'd you go wait a minute where did you go did you just kill yourself oh my God whoa that was like a haircut this looks cool you know what wait let's out here hold on got it me seeing my mom's tits for the wa grade grenade how did this Chrissy sank the boat somehow what I didn't even know that was possible I didn't know either here take that gun and no you take I think he just won holy [ __ ] look at with the nunchucks try to hit me with a fish yeah you can knock yourself out with I was just waiting you want to see something funny come with me okay you got to Spring you ready yeah okay come in hey what's up [ __ ] moner my turn bro that look kind of he's an idiot guys the actual fire exit was right Tyler just fell was right here right here get that get that yeah but we have a bunch more SM Smitt Smitty what have you noticed something oh no there's two it's time to play squid game I agree you pick which one do you want yeah we'll take this one there's no way this one's fake dude who's got the YouTube guys do awesome today for my Vlog I am shooting an innocent man on the street I would watch that watch it right now make sure you guys leave a like on the video and then stay tuned for more I'll be posting more from prison all right now he's crying all right get the camera out this is good I can do an apology right here there we go push him into the subway push him into it no I'm will never do that to my friend rest in peace the man standing wait how did that not St you my God he's about to say something he's about to say something real bad good job oh oh there it is get up don't get up don't throw another one wait am I Bruce yeah your Bruce oh fellow Bruce I'll bring my Bruce up there let's have a Bruce is I like that idea come on Bruce get down here I'll be we build an alliance of Bruce doing with your turns why [ __ ] the bru ah Dave CAU astray I'm out for [ __ ] blood Jesus he's com he coming to the brues guys D [ __ ] right don't want to do that you're going to be the first one out don't do it I don't care care for the brues for the cause for the cause the Bruce is appreciated the Bruce is kind of you but you're still going to die Isen should teleport to the Bruce lair I am don't do it hey go towards the edge go ahead jump I'm getting the [ __ ] out of here hey you're not coming in unwelcome I'm not going to come in I'm just going to I'm just going to sit outside the door oh what's happening oh arer back he's on the border he's on our border get that [ __ ] how do I get I like how I like how the alarms start going off when they come on our Island do you mind if I impede on the Bruce the Bruce a little bit yes the Bruce is to freak out I'm going to W I'll make it entertaining here I come okay some I'm going to die on you [ __ ] it I'm going to die right here anyway all right I'm going to go ahead and leave before things get serious down here what do you mean if you're up there you're just a bigger Target personally no he's all right there I'm air striking that house yeah you're going to get air stried how do I no you know what this means right guys guys it was it was a misfire was a Bruce he's abandoned our way of life here comes droy we're both dead yes wait Manana what the this oh my [ __ ] out of nowhere oh oh Dave did not deserve that hold on Buddy sabotage I got you I got you stay on my shoulders on shoulders guys are [ __ ] part of the ship part of the I hate him so much part of the ship part of the no wait it's all right oh my God oh my God I spared you I spared you with 12 hp it's only because of your name all right don't forget about that it's only cuz your family lineage that's the only reason we spared you don't you dare no such thing no [ __ ] such thing no shot you would never your name is Bruce as a fellow Bruce you all die together Amen brother Amen brother bye together it all right F I love it it's going to bounce over oh well Goodbye Oh my God holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude dude your Bunker's a dick I didn't even notice that oh are you dead oh dead [ __ ] Anthony where are you I thought you no [ __ ] St [ __ ] why he's coming to open it if you're on it is he handled is the rat dead no he's he's out there somewhere to was with the Slime what the [ __ ] why do I hear fornite a yeah you're burning my clown fire I don't think it's on I think it's just the underneath it we're ghost riding it let's show up to the campaign like this we got to go give good reasons to be elected thanks can you let me stand up okay yeah okay I'm glad we're in such a rush car please get in my fault my faulty stop Lolly gagging thank you are you [ __ ] kidding me are you [ __ ] kidding me bro I hear a little [ __ ] go over here get let's all just rush him yeah that's what I'm doing the bomb yeah show him his boss most sane csgo players [Laughter] I want to add in on this so basically we got to go like we got to be inside I think outside's the worst okay away that's crazy no shot he what is that hit that thing not not need needs to go hit it with your bus how do Peter just like stupid in every car all right doing why he bouncing on a got to lay down no we I'll do it the sunbathed work oh my God bro hold on hold on my dud no way we're making the ultimate life form good work huge yes dude we did it and we brought the little guy yeah we got a a trophy to commemorate our [ __ ] their space space station just blowing up he's tickling you oh all right now they just show a cut scene of us hitting the ground and dying at velocity speed woo yeah and now we start playing raft yeah the smell of fresh air oh my god dude what if we just discover we're in subnotica now the world has been flooded wait this is going to be our first time playing without grab or with grab gravity oh [ __ ] you're how the [ __ ] do we climb I hear a helicopter let go of you I'm holding on a ladder well stop I'm no longer holding on to the ladder how do we do this get out of there this is going to take us another 50 minutes wait open that first open that first oh wait just open that that's all we have to do no this is how I open the eject pod you dummy open it now you [ __ ] idiot we have to climb up you dumb [ __ ] what this yes I've already I've already pulled this lever John you know that right no you [ __ ] P look it ejected again am I sleeping bro bro ran out of oxygen who's going to tell him who's going to tell him dude how do we go I don't maybe we should have stayed in space yeah the helicopter's like like you think they're dead surely we're not supposed to really Escape right yeah we are dude the game's not over until we escape come on I'm going to hoist you up stop [ __ ] touching me I'm hoting you up you're not helping me you're not helping me I literally almost got there without you [ __ ] touching me my head step on my head actually it's crazy that I was actually close and you're like oh I want to be part of it too [ __ ] off step on my head you [ __ ] [ __ ] off step on my head you're not helping at all I can't step on your head I don't know how to step at all I'm climbing there's no stepping your [ __ ] up my angle I'm about to quit but how do we even open no no no no you pop out the side John it's open on the side to the right is that where yeah yeah the eject thing yeah yeah see holy [ __ ] grab my feet grab my feet is that really the best idea right now no but [ __ ] it dude we B all right man [ __ ] you I got you I got you oh come on yes get out of there Yes W it worked the helicopter's not even there we're just hallucinating Victory so we do not actually have to get oh there is oh no way let's go how do we swim I don't [ __ ] you're grabbing me you [ __ ] I want both of them I might just leave you here take me up let's go hold hands hold hands [ __ ] Oh I thought you just disconnected me yeah you wish d I had to you said it I had to see what would happen bro you're going to [ __ ] drown me trying to drown me yes now we Dragon Ball Z we did it dude what an ending what a way to get picked up that was the most tedious [ __ ] that was awful somehow worst level yeah for [Music] real this is V can't believe the editors have been dealing with this all right thanks for watching

Channel: SMii7Y

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Id: X7Krd6RXiDI

Length: 131min 12sec (7872 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 23 2023