October 2021 Top Twitch Clips

i just wow what can you all do okay jesus christ all right well that was that was bad happening thanks for the info hello oh dude that double spin bro ray doing a cool little infinity sign for the amount of strokes he had on that whole trip super into it also just the fact that it's kamurocho and oklahoma yeah and yoko yamamoto yeah that just happened what's up got me got my mom involved cool i just i was looking at the map and i'm shooting it right at a [ __ ] rock [Laughter] so you get to bring my mom into this dude wait what are you saying it says match did it spell history wrong oh yeah oh it has to scroll it has to scroll okay why not just make it uh just a little bit wider you're gonna scroll for one letter match history dude shiz i get it dude you want to have sex with me oh my god how many [ __ ] invites did shiz give me i don't know what's happening i'm getting hacked okay only six yeah thanks oh i guess i gotta go be the hero chat [ __ ] he had a grappling hook all right that was cooler yeah you can do it not me you had a grappling hook that's cooler nice nice oh what the [ __ ] what are you doing over there sir oh oh you're right where i died just holy golly i just got willy xbox just let me know a play test i signed up for is uh currently going on so uh [ __ ] yeah thank you phil spencer thank you thank you i think i'll give it a whirl a little triple oh we only won by 10. yo can someone clip that so i look good in my comp thank you just ignore ignore all this it's nothing absolutely nothing ray this is ray ray we gotta okay well i gotta they were not all about that oh my god he hit me with the thing he sure did he sure hit you with the power of the [ __ ] barrel or whatever damn oh my god the driver just switched to the gunner god damn it holy [ __ ] that was pretty funny oh okay that would have been cool if i [ __ ] hit him oh i got him someone get the flag and get in i got it i i can't kill this guy because i'm actually toilet at the video games [ __ ] miles morales get over here he killed me all right hey guys what's up uh end of the stream thanks for watching i'll see you later goodbye i'll see you guys later i'm embarrassed the absolute frustration not all spirits can travel this path alone struggling with tragedies of their past they linger and become dangerous masters called upon to help these trapped and violent manifestations are known as spirit guides spooky oh [ __ ] that scared the [ __ ] out of me oh god hey why does that kid on the right why is their birthmark look like [ __ ] africa like the whole continent you guys see it or is it just me yo this girl got that africa birthmark dude she's blessing the reigns why can't i dance or anything with my children let me dance and kiss them please oh wait were they dancing it was just delayed hold on oh it is delayed wait can you guys dance again don't be shy or is it the guy right there oh oh they're all dancing hell yeah hell yeah all right what the [ __ ] do we got with this guy [Laughter] oh [ __ ] his name's kappa dude can i get a kappa in chat mark not there we go as a nope where are you going no where are you going no i want it oh no no right here no over here over here over okay uh okay where why are you going in the house where are you [ __ ] go what what what are we doing huh uh you know what it you know what it's not important let's just leave we'll leave that chat you did your best on friday i'm ready [ __ ] that i wasn't ready uh i was not ready i got completely [ __ ] hey we're back all right mulligan run allen by the way alan wake is by no means a superhero or a super soldier or enhanced in any way he is just a normal middle-aged man so as you saw there i sprinted for roughly 10 seconds and ran out of breath so uh yeah no he's just a normal guy he's just an out of shape 40 year old rider so don't expect to be sprinting forever dude this is what happens when you get old and don't work out i know it's stupid but it's just especially when i'm not prepared for it you know it gets to me i love you tell me a story writer okay once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end my man that guy was moving backwards in a straight line and you missed four shots we are so [ __ ] if you have to shoot what the hell oh that's a bush that's a bush was he he was aiming the gun forward right and he hit somebody behind him she just you saw that right anyway barry what the [ __ ] is this outfit are those supposed to be pants or shorts what are you wearing about but i ran a bunch of searches couldn't find a single thing he wrote yes he wearing capris [ __ ] ow that's not funny anymore nice what are you guys running for oh jesus [ __ ] hey there's a train there watch out for that [ __ ] yeah there's a little in my pants right now allen you two did you just line your pants with dookie yo shout out to chat all the gifted subs including my wife tina yo we're going we're going for top 50 baby none of this number 51 [ __ ] top 50 all right top 50 bruce green i'm coming for you tommy in it you british [ __ ] i'm coming for you xqc i can't reach you way to go but the other ones i'm coming for you uh hopping in the squad the squad stream chill you too do you want me to do it right now yeah can you [ __ ] accept the invite we're waiting on you you wanna play do something on time what the [ __ ] are you talking about ray we're too we're not even in the first mini game and we're out of the other yeah earth rule of friendship right now jesus are we ready yeah i'm ready yes okay wait wait i gotta adjust my game audio let me just just my game audio real quick this is why i'm number 51 because i'm a professional chat it's vibrating rumble on oh it's rumble oh you turned rumble off wait i picked up a bomb without oh yikes we forgot to turn rumble off good luck everybody i'm just going to keep mashing it i guess keep matching hope for the best get lucky i swear i swear get away from my [ __ ] spot yo children's gonna win with one oh children got two are you taking advantage of the situation dude don't worry it's not really working he's [ __ ] doing it yeah we all forgot him but you're you have a problem remember to change it all of a sudden he's got shooters in chat yeah let's see wow they're gone someone feels heavily tilted towards the thing that was my chat my chat had my back there shooters in chat shooters in chat hey max you know max you know what that was great max listen to me yeah let's hear it sniper monkey [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh [ __ ] oh my god okay now it's just gonna be a matter of getting to that finish line me me me me that was a tie wait what happens bro do we just keep ourselves should be a tie that's a tough yeah that was a tie whoa but oh but hey you know what that is that was actual [ __ ] oh god oh no i am so [ __ ] this game is great i should just back up off the edge and save everyone some [ __ ] time i forgot yep see you later oh wait oh wait no i forgot [Laughter] there you go you got yours you finally won one against i had a glimpse of the controls and it was too late i'm gonna swing for the fences for the next baby there's going to be sweet sweet justice at some point for me this game i can feel like i'm doing it oh oh he can't be getting a triple i think he's getting a triple man he's [ __ ] getting a triple he's getting a trip oh no he's got a drone take it back next time you're about to [ __ ] me doesn't matter you're about to [ __ ] me back at zero okay oh god oh my god what are you doing you just hold it yeah you just hold it i see the plan here you go and you get the miracle spot and you swap stars with them so you feed them is there even a miracle it's both you could tap or hold yeah it's both wow [ __ ] my ass dude don't do two oh my god you're such a [ __ ] chill stealing from the poor chaos [Applause] that's incredible dude get [ __ ] up oh my god like what the [ __ ] is this well it's a chance well you don't get to choose he's obviously giving it to the poor right no because remember last time it was vice versa he's giving to the poor [Music] oh my god is it gonna work is it going to work [Music] oh my god he did it wait i can't tell what that is i can't tell oh my god it works oh my god wait it's swapping coins and stars i think it's a complete swap yeah i can't believe the words oh my god you said 13. hey yo oh oh go to jail you go to jail tv slash ray navares go follow him narvaez you've known me for like eight years it's hispanic heritage month in case it shows some respect i'm sorry raymond navarro orange i thought it was navera's [Music] i've worked if it's me nothing eventful is going to happen oh all right let's do it baby let's do it again do these count as happiness again no hey we're sailing dude it's we're chilling dude all right here we go max and chill they're gonna flip stars that's fine that's fine just keep me in it you're dirty all right there he is mario's in the gauntlet okay okay okay okay oh no oh no oh no oh no oh yes wow the 51 difference baby the 51 difference [Music] [Laughter] i think you got sniped by chills first shot [Music] [Laughter] it's great depression biggest stock market crash ever go through all of them check yo that's coin count yeah yeah star count cloudy just like [ __ ] goes shut up hey where's mine can i see mine [Laughter] i'm just gonna like go go big baby go big oh go yeah go big no purpose one one one dude that's stupid bro yeah why is it stupid explain it to me sorry you're outside the top hundred i don't care what you have one you just you were a bepis to him finally got it he doesn't even breach top 50 and he gets he gets an ego it's crazy okay mr 101 oh my god okay sorry 102. let me have it you've hurt me so much let me have it i'm gonna have to do a hefty purchase that a certain someone let me have it let me have it let me have it let me have it give me a little wiggle room let me have it i'm sorry let me have it i'm sorry i finally have the money let me have it right in the first place my hands above my hands above my chest chat and play it it's just pauses anyway just pauses my [ __ ] god oh my god oh there we go you will [ __ ] hurry up there we go baby there we go [Music] no [ __ ] way oh my mom's put in emote only mode that's to make that makes sense we need to start getting eye trackers on all of us well you didn't need eye trackers on that one [Laughter] all of a sudden you remembered it was one second left every time why what kind of slumdog millionaire [ __ ] you should see i'm telling you the jeopardy game is like that where you yell into your mics and it was just i kept trying to say a dove and adolf kept popping up it was like a symbol it was a symbol of peace a dove and adolf came up with a chance yeah you couldn't [ __ ] make it up man you got to go back okay no no no no wait [ __ ] [ __ ] that game is insane i love that game hey that's what you do your best in everything actually i feel like this is going to be a harder one no no they'll give you three again no maybe four no he'll get three they like him [Music] so i'm ready this is the only mic mini game on the board oh [ __ ] it's different it's just different variations at the same time yeah apple orange banana oh no oh my god what the [ __ ] finally someone lost that yet [ __ ] this [ __ ] i hate this dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you said you were saying [Laughter] yeah can i hear it oh i think discord noise gate oh yeah discord noise gate no i have it i have it so you have to say a word then right at the end of the word you click oh yeah i barely heard that one did it work no i didn't hear your name okay sorry i heard that next time you're here i'll show you the nut thank you hit him in the face okay 17 right here bomb just writing a stupid [ __ ] mouth all right let me swing all right swinging i'm missing swing okay oh all right you're killing it right here and the mets step up the bat and the season's over [Music] that's the ball game folks haven't you seen angels in the house baby you don't have to hold it down though you just you just click it once yeah oh i felt like that one went right here we'll just stay up that's going right through it are you kidding me wait what is going through so wait hold on here i i click it once and it stays up oh okay oh you saw it go through right oh have you played this before are you making [ __ ] up it is here we go here we go here we go [Music] going back in i think yeah go back in buddy what's that space you got there i can't remember shoot that old man this stupid old face again let's see what it is i can't remember what this is oh [Music] guys i don't know how to [ __ ] read what is this motherfucker's name to me my my [ __ ] sister-in-law i'm done no yo thanks evan holy [ __ ] one [Music] well yeah this is your guy's problem no no no no dude there's no way this thing's still [ __ ] going damn it you killed us all that's how that game works oh my god i didn't even think about that oh that explains the splash no that's how it works oh there's only one safe person straight forward then this is the yeah dude you want to do windmill first or second i'll do pagoda on windmill yeah let's go to first then we'll save for the windmills for the end okay pagoda yeah what is the pagoda pagoda these knots am i right dude look go to these nuts come on guys wait don't put it on my spot you could come here you could you could cover a spot we got a house around no we don't have no house that's all i needed to hear is no we don't we sure don't ooh this is interesting good luck just run away [Music] let's go bud so you wanted to duel them in a battle minigame what happened what are you talking about holy [ __ ] oh my god see that's what can actually happen cheesy ten coins is nothing jesus does it show me where he goes yeah over there [ __ ] yeah yeah dude yeah he's that one keep track bro oh oh a god holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] he's cracked the luckiest man alive jesus christ thank you that's a [ __ ] that's a big rest 21. you can drink oh yo are you in it are you no he's uh chill set up a very nasty trap and uh yeah what a surprise it's gonna hit cheesy [Music] [Music] hey you made it can you afford it you made it i told you don't listen to chill oh man she could throw it behind you but not in front of you yes well no no like yours your thing is you walk through it right like that's the effect apparently you can't cover that deserve it thank you damn six [ __ ] starts holy [ __ ] max you have another one huh you have another one oh yikes yeah so we're adding to the tournament right these six are here yeah yeah yeah right right no we're starting a new one [Music] yeah i'm flying hey i got a work pipe you can go back up to the top maybe that's what i'm thinking i think may actually happen what oh my god cheesy oh my gosh why am i helping you stop crying kid you're an abusive relationship holder's gate i've been playing boulder's game oh i'm so excited for ball just get through wait a second oh are you what's up you're bothered hoof harness get in here cheesy so i could [ __ ] kick him again keep breaking nightmare [Laughter] i'm glad i won by [Music] hey guys my name is matt we're going to be going over a couple of jokes over the past week that's been you know top 10 jokes of the week of the week knock knock so you had ray who was joining a mario party session under an alias the alias was actually hoof hardened and if you see that really fast it sounds like who farted now chill didn't know he was changing the alley so he was expecting rey lamou to be joining and all of a sudden the guy by the name of hoof hearted joined to which chiltz said who's who farted and it sounds like childhood who fought what the [ __ ] is a three press a button to start siri cortana uh okay alexa wait it says enable menu narration it was off menu options menu narration is disabled where are you coming from did i turn this on on the xbox on accident no because it's just it's not are these the people that hack twitch are they on far cry cut the [ __ ] oh look at it stop rolling oh my god oh wild hog baby okay all right let's pet for good luck let's do it yes oh hell yeah hell yeah oh all right now we kill everything let's go [Music] use the left side of the road i went to the right little crab a rave crab rape going on here all right chad i have to check i'm sorry what the [ __ ] happened there sorry i need your horse thanks man oh what the [ __ ] was that is that a [ __ ] missile oh there's the overheat you guys think that horse is okay that just got [ __ ] nuked oh guapo get him get him guapo get him guapo get him well that wasn't as fun as i thought it was gonna be now i'm depressed well all right let's just keep going it's a really really great feature my is you steal [ __ ] i'm going to name stop [ __ ] the fence are you going to tell me what i'm saying guapo come on you're embarrassing me guapo verdon i thought you just said uranium you heard me look all i know is i burned my last contact in the army tracking it down for juan ux military isn't everybody okay just show me where it is hey i need your car stop thanks sorry i need it yeah thank you this island's falling apart anyway shall we guapo put it down you hear me shut up a horse [Music] oh you're fine you wow you took like a champ oh you didn't take that like a champ holy [ __ ] that guy just got destroyed like i got [ __ ] sniped that's not big name oh look at the [ __ ] dog chorizo oh really that's what i thought wait are you all right are you okay 60 game by the way so it looks like something is in the door and the door can't open huh can i climb this little chunk of wall with no barbed wire okay oh guapo what do you do you guys know guapo is also [ __ ] he's the best never mind i was gonna make a joke he's actually the greatest wait let me pay you let me what the [ __ ] how did he do that hey philly uh chorizo got out uh so i'm i'm playing the tech i played the first game technically and now the newest game so i've kind of filled in the gaps on my own uh metroid is a pretty cool guy who shoots space aliens who was raised by birds or something and uh everything in the middle doesn't matter other m was the best one and here we are so i got the whole lure down and uh yeah here we go oh [ __ ] i don't want to do that well all right well i'm all the way back down here i'm all the way down here i guess oh you can't climb on walls when you're underwater okay you can't swim up either [ __ ] bounty hunter my ass dog the bounty hunter could [ __ ] swim up and climb that all right oh he's gonna come this way [ __ ] off oh god damn it so can i just do this will this work nope just [ __ ] slapped it in the face stop get out of here hi youtube it's your dad wario here mario party tournament time i'm in costume uh let me show you how big it is first of all they only had this costume cost me way too much money and it's an extra large because it was the only one they had are you ready look how [ __ ] big it is dude all right i've got a couple coins now i've got a couple coins we're fine [Music] all right [Music] [Music] you might not be able to buy a star just letting you know yeah that's true if he takes ten yeah he's just getting robbed what'd you get boo what did you get me okay we're already starting felt bad the game fell back it's random [Laughter] there it is baby let's go oh we can look at that no heart you have no soul ray you have no [ __ ] soul wow no [ __ ] soul game all right one two three four five game i believe that's set up [Laughter] oh yo you're doing a great service mario thank you [Music] see here's our chance to make some big bucks yeah i think all good don't get a five just don't give a [ __ ] god why do you hurt me trust me man this [ __ ] me too i wanted to start too hey listen you could still get the boo and really really do bad things to me roll [Music] hey i might land on it over here i don't know what's over here i don't know what's over here piece of [ __ ] it might be over here oh no it's just red sorry guys it was a miss click all right i'm human get the [ __ ] out this piece of [ __ ] oh yeah now you said it said it's going back the feels bad award goes to this oh they're gonna they're gonna be too long they're gonna embrace they're gonna [ __ ] oh that's cute and this is the origin story of yoshi oh wait what the [ __ ] you doing here wario room for one more no no it's three no um tk's not even oh my god [Laughter] yeah so it's six capsules hold on here uh yeah this couch oh thank god i was i just wasn't tabbing okay [Music] they're items not orbs okay also they got like an hd little upgrade right that little clock looks better yeah oh yeah that's right true the key to my heart your heart were there any keys in the first game no there were no items in the first game what oh i wow i thought b raised the hammer and a brings it down it was vice versa i'll probably take interest a hell of a thing so [Music] how do oh god what are the controls oh [ __ ] it again did you do the same [ __ ] thing yeah like how do you charge it up can you just go right and then to the star oh my god wait you think you i think you [ __ ] yourself bloody right and then you just go up to the star yeah okay thank you that's what i was saying like why are you going down and around microphones there oh [ __ ] this is the one that he wins by doing nothing oh yeah that meme that gift wait don't hit me out my controller's not working i don't know why hello hello hello hello ray ray are you [ __ ] i think you need the [ __ ] ray what happened no i want to grab you come on warp that could have gone better bonus stars here we go mini game star wario yahoo yahoo this is gonna be interesting for my poll dude going stop worrying oh do i get second because you have the most coins oh wait i guess who's gets this happening star i got one all right i just [ __ ] he wins it i just [ __ ] win you just won oh baby yeah anyways i'm here to show you a good time around the park that is mario party here we have multiple places to enjoy many games with your friends and gather as many stars as you can what the [ __ ] are you doing huh you're interrupting his asmr what are you yeah holy [ __ ] wow this got real small real fast that's what she said yeah it is absolutely i mean i just attacked myself can you not bring it up oh brother okay all right fine yeah fine fine yeah fine fine okay oh god uh tina and i recently had a uh business meeting with our financial dude and uh just like every meeting it went like this dude was talking tina was listening for like it was like an hour long and i was like this the whole time and then afterward i'm like tina what happened can you dumb it down for like a second grader yes of course of course uh-huh i understand i understand completely hundred do you got a hundred a one one hundred and one are you gonna look for a mushroom oh yeah let's go nightmare that's [ __ ] a nightmare well i mean we can't have that can we [Music] did you play play what ah why me why you i wonder hey dude i played it a little bit but oh god did you just give me a bowser suit oh thanks man what a dude chill you're you're awesome man what am i supposed to [ __ ] do what am i supposed to give you what am i supposed to do hurry up and get that star dude what am i supposed to [ __ ] do excuse me all right i really just wanted to get into the door man but you got in the way you know what you know what i wasn't trying to oh wow i dropped my key i fumbled my keys oh you fumbled something oh sorry you gotta do it i think i completely [ __ ] this up okay that's not right uh eggman over here [Laughter] i don't even know what the f i don't know it's so bad the second best you you won that i'm blessing up oh you wanted four oh okay i went four total i misunderstood the assignment i got you the four blessed up for a four you i blessed up for a four you weren't specific you told me you wanted four more like let you all know if i roll an eight i'm gonna win this one cool okay what about one [ __ ] one last buddy what do you think of one represents what oh [Music] [Applause] oh are you [ __ ] kidding me no no relax oh my god breathe chilled breathe we just got to the gamecube his luck runs out in the gamecube in 64 days it's happening relax breathe breathe you're breathing uh starting like up here right yeah yeah one of these would everyone get all quiet why is someone excited for me because i hate you yeah watch me roll it too and then i'm just gonna kill us yeah here we go oh no get off the roller coaster [ __ ] god oh my god defying gravity oh you goes you guys are going the other way yeah no we're not getting that started now you're kidding me owie your bones oh [ __ ] each bonus let's go okay all right what do you get if you get older i think a star maybe the super people oh my god we might see looking away um we get another dk can we get another dk holy [ __ ] so what happens uh star i would assume right maybe i've never seen this before what do you get what do i get a star we got a house wow i got a [ __ ] star what that's the first time i've seen i haven't played much but that's hell yeah all right i think z's got the i mean that's the one i picked last time and it won i know i should the daily routine i don't do anything right come on it's a real long shot gone all right wow wait oh tina dude ray oh watch [Music] my wife are you kidding me i won't roll a one hopefully around there for long i'd be really good i'm sad get him [Music] [Music] yeah i see a lot of arrows going to the left there's a lot of arrows going to the left which is concerning maybe one to the right please your good old dad damn it that's rough that's rough see aren't you happy you used it that's rough he just got [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh jesus oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] oh my gosh why'd you go high what are you doing i why would it be i thought it was going to be tricky no i think that's your only way in is the center it's just a dead shot what's happening oh my god just take half our [ __ ] money i can't get third i'm trying i'm trying i'm coming [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] amazing that's amazing brother oh chad this happened off stream but you'll appreciate it so this suit uh very baggy and uh i was running up the stairs to come up uh to get ready and it uh you know i the the suit may have slipped down a little bit and uh tripped me and i ate [ __ ] going up the stairs it was pretty bad chad let me ask you something do you do this do you if you're in your house and you're running upstairs or just running around the house and you like fall and trip and eat [ __ ] even if you live alone do you look around to see if anybody saw because i fell and i looked around and i'm just like what the okay there's nobody it was upstairs i was by myself i fell upstairs i'm like i hope the wall doesn't judge me oh yeah i'm fine i just i fell on my my hands but i'm just like [ __ ] idiot but yeah i fell and i looked around i'm like what am i what am i a [ __ ] idiot i embarrass myself to myself these these are frame rate orders please please send out these orders one level i love you too [ __ ] sir shut up cards are in the mail i need to oh god damn it god you're [ __ ] [ __ ] off no take even that right no i was just blocking it so nobody saw it get these when i was working at gamestop years ago we had a customer who was being a right [ __ ] awful to everyone in the store customers and employees alike um curse and this and that i don't they want to trade something in i don't remember it was just like normal customer [ __ ] so i was standing there sorting games the playstation 2 bin and uh she went to go i believe it was a woman um it was her it was it was a husband and wife i think was the wife's uh doesn't matter she went to go like take out her wallet or something and a 20 bill fell out and she didn't nobody saw it but me and i put my foot on it uh and hit it until she left on the way out still [ __ ] cursing up a storm or about whatever and as soon as she was gone i picked it up and my manager was like that come out of her wallet i'm like yeah he's like all right you can keep it so i made 20 extra dollars that day oh oh my god there's a three there's three i don't know i love your move come on mario you die why i was i was i i pushed me into a cycle you blocked me earlier ooh what's in the house and hopefully boo it's a spooky boo her to steal stuff oh yeah that's gonna be a star boy why is he so cheap uh was he 40 i don't know yeah do i just do you choose no take it from me take it from me yeah yeah wow i didn't expect it to go down that way yep now i get a free star well it did cost 50 coins is it really free no i forgot about that i strike again you forgot my flashlight uh i hopefully get my trophy soon all right shadow we ready for this you're not gonna hear it but okay we're good we're fine how are you guys doing you guys good that was good you great i'm good how are you guys that was wonderful kind of stuck on the left there oh guys it was me the whole time it actually wasn't wario i hate to break it to you it's uh it's just me uh it was me the whole time it was uh it's me austin it's me i wonder if you know what i wonder for tournaments instead of like putting all this [ __ ] that moves around on the field if they're just like hey can i just use this this is just easier can i just use the big card i'm begging you please can i just use the big card it's just one big card please yu-gi-oh unboxing when uh never oh hi pseudo widow this is this kind of reminds me of the poliwhirls this is me getting ready to stream waving hi to chat and this is tina in the background supporting me not wanting to be on camera but being like go babe this is me and tina that's pseudo wudos flappy what do you got three two one oh fuller caitlyn though nice nice floettes what a perfect time to raid what a perfect time to raid light thank you for the raid this one's for the raiders light if this car sucks you're fired oh here we go for light and the raiders three two one oh my god we got a rainbow rainbow rainbow waifu i combine the words the rainbow aroma lady three two one oh my god another rainbow rainbow trash dude where my rainbow trash at back to back rainbows hello three two one it is oh a dawn wings necrozma gx rainbow holy [ __ ] look at the hollow on this [ __ ] beautiful dude another rainbow car dude the gays are winning today the gays are winning and it's not even close it was right here is on the desk the whole time chat let's see what it is skunk tank you're kind of pooting out some toxic gas there let's see what it is three two one oh my god we got the cynthia it was on the desk the whole time holy [ __ ] it was right there it was right in front of our [ __ ] face wouldn't i name my kid achievement no if i had a kid uh the name of the kid would be whatever the parents who adopt it will name it you know how in football the quarterback hands the ball off to the running back that's me handing the baby off or maybe we'll do it rugby baby style like yakuza 6. what's my favorite what if uh my favorite what if episode was uh episode 10 uh what if race stood out achievement hunter i don't know how they made that episode they didn't i didn't give them my rights but they made it anyway uh let's see what we got three two one we got an alt our goal lurk look at them building something [Music] 182. look at this this card is so cool i dump on golic a lot but this this card looks pretty cool two one oh full art brock brock's grit baby yo what's the husbando tax on this another full our trainer i don't think it's gonna be too much because fuller traders can really go either way um but this car looks dope uh let's see yeah only about four bucks isn't crazy like the range for full r trainers uh there's a misty one yeah let's see how much the misty one is all right let's see diglett what's in your hole let's see three two one oh we got the misty yes that's for jared and mason right there we got the brock and the misty like uh left 4 dead oh hey look at this cute little mew look at this little baby uh maybe it's not the back look at this mew look how cute it wow look at this hollow the outside as well mew is adorable what's in the back [Music] fat pikachu but full art oh my god look at fat pikachu he's back fat pikachu is back dialga look at his hands yes dude yes look at him he's just like it's like he's waving he's trying to keep his balance i love it i love it oh my i remember imposter professor oak oh [ __ ] i remember that card oh okay all right double whammy husbando tax okay okay uh yveltal palkia one second one second one second everyone relax also another flying pikachu [Music] whoa all right that's a big boy card right there there's our charizard he's back baby he's back oh oh oh look at this it's so cute it's birthday i remember these you're supposed to literally write your name up there oh another one if i get another one of these should i save it for tina's birthday and write her name on there tina earmuffs don't tina uh don't load up my stream can you get caught on this little thing right here oh oh okay all right who's think now [ __ ] it's you you're thick you're thick i knew something like this had to work because i was getting stuck on corners okay all right okay okay can you [ __ ] die all right do a little loop-de-loop action there okay back in this corner okay oh my god he's too [ __ ] wide his ai doesn't know how to get around hey yeah yes how the [ __ ] do you do that legitimately oh the grenade why the grenade launcher is just because you can hit multiple enemies at once hello jamie oh the freezer the freeze rounds right found him why'd i run in here can he come in here am i safe oh [ __ ] get the guy in the back that's fine oh what the [ __ ] took him so long okay i need to get around him first move your fat ass oh [ __ ] oh this zombie [ __ ] off will this will he get stuck in the door or like the couch or something oh the shelf the shelf yes the shelf that shelf sticks out just enough oh can i take the compass do you think that'll work hold on do you think the compass strategy will work hold on that's a good idea uh no no no no no it won't work it won't work in fact look at the situation i'm in right now this is bad this is real bad actually there's no corners here i'm at a dead end i'm [ __ ] but you know what i do like where your head's at that was a good idea okay hey dad oh what's going on over here uh how we doing someone's listening to my mixtape in here we're good we're good we're fine oh [ __ ] oh guy on the ground okay there goes your head oh my god i did the dodge on accident by mashing buttons i'm a gamer we're gaming right now all right for all you newbies out there and you want to know how to do the dodge like a pro are you ready i'm gonna show you that was worth it for the bit ah okay hold up nope oh wait okay we we got one huh up we got another one okay all right hot pot [Music] and that's how you do the puzzle it's really that easy this is concerning the place i need to go are you [ __ ] me right now i literally need to go into that corner how the [ __ ] do you know [Music] it seems to be an old music box there's something written on the lid what could it mean all right chad everyone remember okay okay well found a corner if we need it sure oh hey it's seven oh does this have to be the earliest necessity in the middle and this has to be the latest oh god oh god is that it amber oh boy i'm gonna be here for [ __ ] ever did i do it did we do it ah what can i say when you're the 51st ranked streamer on twitch it just comes naturally i'm so dead no show mercy daddy no step bro no step bro [ __ ] well that looks like urkel kind of [ __ ] see you later nikolai it went flying out the window [ __ ] bye dude just [ __ ] shoot him shoot him okay i need to i need to leave hey chat all those dodges there i was trying to shoot i was not trying to dodge i accidentally dodged like four times in a row that was awful uh push them off can i just push them off [Laughter] okay goodbye i don't know if it was that easy to deal with oh dude remake carlos without a doubt the carlos in this game looks like a goober remake carlos looks like he'd have sex with every female in my family and i thank him for it oh exterminate the monster obviously oh hey convenient magnum get get him get him [Music] yeah we got plenty of time to kill this boy you want stars [ __ ] yeah all right ready instead of bananas there's stamina and exes oh my god yes that's funny that's comedy can't you like jump off the sides a level sometimes and finish oh it's right there i see it yo chat watch this are you ready to be impressed i was gonna play level normally thanks were you guys impressed i slam dunked it are you [ __ ] kidding me with this [Music] here uh go don't know i did that but all right short peter quill i will keep a watchful eye and thwart any attempted treachery or you could try trusting her you are naive peter quill she is a mistress of deceit like all women am i right dude yo rise up fellas now's our time bottom tax dude yo is she selling reflect yeah you sure ah there we go pass this way come on yeah [ __ ] you i'm going this way hell just trust me all right yeah hey group you think we can find pieces of the tryon shard in here all right he was right oh sorry bradley sorry i let you down yeah i know [Laughter] oh my god absolutely absolutely [Music] yikes we got jammed please don't bring evercore please don't be nervous [Laughter] it is novagora [Music] groot a flora colossus last of his kind fearless in a firefight an awesome best friend rocket bonafide super genius and a wizard with explosives definitely not a raccoon gamora adopted daughter of thanos deadliest woman in the galaxy what the [ __ ] is he going to say for peter jack's the destroyer convicted serial murderer and galactic war hero often grumpy last and definitely least peter jason [Laughter] it's a retractable bridge they use them at the prison i was in to buy the controls are on the other side of the giant chasm what do you do not have time to donal in this jungle i shall hurl the creature over the chasm oh my god i may activate a hole through your face put me down yeah go crazy drax he'll be fine just curl up in a ball what drax throw him no very well peter it's okay he'll land on his feet i guess that only applies to cats you sons are jogs scott bustin i am not familiar with these words go on make a wish you're officially a teenager wakka wakka did he blow out the candles look at all those girlfriends someone's going to be really popular the candles are still there what do you mean you are very handsome i'm sure all the girls are going to be falling mom what did you wish for six dollar game by the way oh dude that guy across the world he's not even dead oh never mind well that was not ideal no witnesses no problem maybe all better won't miss them i was that seemed to be a little delayed all right anyway current time is irrelevant instructions unclear wait where are they wait where'd they go wait why is it just me all right we'll see you guys later i guess you know what they'll figure it out six dollar game i like how the dialogue is like muffled wait what are you doing up there why are you on the [ __ ] tracks get down from there drax what do you do drax what are you okay oh drax i think he's dead all right release the clamps and don't die [Music] dollar game by the way then you got birthday kick which we haven't touched on this one yeah we haven't played this one please touch my face woody's we got cake and woody's uh so this is just sexual yeah did we touch woody uh we played woody is there a map that's just sex in horrorland yeah parliament that's sex with me like it's horrorland [Applause] we played on horrorland right yeah i think so i think we did [ __ ] island i think the only one we have in the [ __ ] [ __ ] island i think you have to hit him head on don't run don't let him practice okay all right in the background i'm probably gonna lose this one wow this is really hard you have to hit me head on kind [Applause] [Laughter] oh max protect me max protect me max protect me i won't hit you protect me hold on hold on one minute i stopped it i oh [Music] there's nothing you could do there's nothing you could do there's nothing you could do wahoo what double dice for five yo these prices are kind of low tbh they are super low yeah don't worry when i get there they'll jack it up just like the price is over at frameratemerch.com have you bought something lately please we have good quality and low prices that is framerate merch.com i don't trust myself to not roll a one so are you gonna double down you're really gonna double it crazy watch me get two once one one half see that's fair two once i gotta get the [ __ ] out of here that's fair okay now this is just getting embarrassing guys 69 baby nice holy [ __ ] oh i jumped early oh what dude okay the [ __ ] colon was on fire there but all right if you say so oh no and more guys ten more [Laughter] we're cracked took it to the end surely someone would join me in death there was definitely at least two where i absolutely should have died i don't know what happened there i need to you guys [Music] oh oh look at the time max holy [ __ ] look at that time oh that's the delay difference baby that's the delay difference you were winning these with the delay i think that's like a bun press i think that's like one button press that's like a frame all right do i have to hit a to uh i just have to move that oh i hit a to set okay just do not do not block spread out don't lock him in the corner spread out mark nut oh my god oh my god oh dude you don't move fast enough depth perception is like that on this one oh dude he did choose coins right chat it looked like he chose coins so this is for coins right is that what it looks like i saw coins z you go first right you've already you want to get near the number okay you've already picked the number yes just steal from me you [ __ ] uh six chill eight three so i got i got really close to it hey that was for coins by the way the whole time it was for coins it wasn't for coins yeah it was for coins he didn't click stop no he didn't what wait what i literally told you [ __ ] listen but you were going to steal from me coins would be bad please no no please no no coins i like the confederates no no oh yes yeah baby it's the only [ __ ] yeah i'm back i'm back dude oh it's always [ __ ] turned on hey guys sorry no get right out of here i'm the only one here with an only fans holy [ __ ] nope get your fat ass out of the way oh show the picture show the picture [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] all right i'm naked and ready oh yes let's go do you think nintendo put in those stickers this is exactly what they wanted this is what they intended we can all win this together back the [ __ ] up wow can you he's in the [ __ ] corner bruh at least get him to move i [ __ ] that up you two go you two go i said [ __ ] up [Laughter] you made that easy for me dude you backed up into me oh this is nonsense hey where's your problem so i drew this to the devil why the nicest devil i've ever met look my mouth is wide open what do you want oh you too um i don't have a [ __ ] pipe what do you what do you mean i mean i think he knows that you may get more random stars though how can he know if it's random that's true i know it's wild well here's the thing i mean if you get the trailblazer star uh ray you've been going fast man how about fast you've been going real fast man right you're going if you just want to take it from me take it from me either kill me or shut the [ __ ] up either kill me or shut the [ __ ] up don't give me that [ __ ] do it or don't no no no no i'm doing the [ __ ] sickle mode song oh i've never heard that song sorry you haven't heard sicko mode nope you've heard sicko mode do you use the music you listen to music music chill name a band uh lanyard sky nerd okay my favorite one i'm gonna drink gas [Music] are we already losing all right what happened did you guys not pull rotate i was rotating what the [ __ ] the hell was that i mean i just i rotated it as i just rotated what the [ __ ] happened what i thought did you use the white stick why it didn't specify which stick weren't you practicing with everyone else i didn't know if we were practicing i mean i mean when i was three people i didn't know when i was doing the when i was practicing i showed my character like working when i was when i was using the left stick so i thought it was the lipstick it's the left sticky you did it correctly yeah i didn't i didn't tell me stick to use dude it's it's obviously gone to him and now how is it obviously the lipstick it would be like using the c stick for the game where is the season shun him i miscounted huh oh it doesn't give you a number oh i'm [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] i'm absolutely [ __ ] i'm just mashing all right that's it uh maybe two more for good luck oh wow you know what i did i didn't do it because i thought it was like the other games word show your number hey you're behind the stump too right yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm behind yourself wow oh my god you did hey he can't get both of us i'm gonna pick the mushroom you get the stuff you pick the stuff up you joking me you too we're on a team just pick one oh [ __ ] are you joking me you two oh [ __ ] all right you want to slow down we just got a cruise yeah you just wanna you just wanna you wanna take it easy yeah take it easy okay yeah okay we should get off the wall just nice and slow a sunday drive we're you [Laughter] oh [Laughter] so much my thumb was almost through the controller well that was funny which yoshi sticker was it uh oh what the [ __ ] is happening there dude hello all right we're all we're all thinking it more the right go more don't listen to him don't listen to him you do you get a little more right oh my god this is it he's nice he's [ __ ] crack dude i've played mario golf you have so how do you just go for the tie yeah i guess for second how do you have to yeah let me get close at least oh [ __ ] off dude the edge dude i'm edging so hard right now i'm edging oh my [ __ ] look at his eyes all right all right all right well this is [ __ ] nonsense is that [ __ ] up a little bit cheesy [Music] this [ __ ] guy all right i think i am i think i am unfortunately yeah there are five pipes in place all right give me that gosh all right father i'm back father please don't get rid of me again [ __ ] dad no oh look who it is that guy chased me buddy [Music] womp is predicting yoshi oh boy you heard that come on out yoshi give me a star or some money maybe [Laughter] all right stream's over see you guys later i'll take care of you i need a screenshot if you don't think there's something wrong with this current game just look at that screen holy [ __ ] but if we go off the edge we die right oh yeah yeah absolutely we're just going we're gonna try and bump it to them buddy hold up hold up oh wait no they're only playing come on come on get ready we're gonna go right now we're gonna pop up we're gonna bump them all right do we want this yeah absolutely absolutely absolutely let's go hard left cheesy let's go hard left come on we're gonna hit the corner we gotta take him off we're okay we're good we're good we're good we're good oh they're whipping them out we're not [Laughter] there you go the deserters yeah the refugees i got you i got you the deserters just hit the [ __ ] yo h refugees new team bro what do we got oh [ __ ] again wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait well's good [Laughter] what word was i on when you hit that what word was it cheesy i don't know i was surprised no matter what you couldn't stop them [Music] by evolution please [Music] look at this toxic guy i'll [ __ ] do it again right um guys you ready for my bowser impression oh lose a star that'd be bad oh no you should have piped oh you have a chance you should have piped you have the chance time get your [ __ ] skeleton key back that's that's terrific if you lose another star i'll give subs because i'll feel bad that's garbage that's garbage this game's bm oh my god yeah i did oh no no not again don't do it too oh you're good you're good you're good okay what what you're kidding me oh you getting nothing man oh my god bowser oh that's right costumes i miss costumes they should really bring out the costumes for this they should that was the screen of mario winning cool have you ever seen that shield oh sure that was a that was jesus christ going for the jugular dude what the [ __ ] is [Laughter] dude i was building i was so focused on children i didn't even notice your [ __ ] massive stuff oh you got it right you got to wait no okay geez you pick a person on the left to hurt first oh my god oh my god is it going to please go to me oh not me [Laughter] it's just [ __ ] disgusting this is [ __ ] disgusting yo you got a nice scrub pick what's going on over there dude yeah it's just [ __ ] hot you're poking out of his fly i can't even look at it oh i want to see the punk ensemble the swimsuit uh this is japanese huh this is the japan game right cutesy goth ensemble yeah that one oh hell yeah i made a good choice it's halloween you got to buy the goth stuff something on the ground is it oh it's a map so let's say is it the camera huh jesus sometimes a ghost hand will appear when you try and reach for an object yeah thanks [ __ ] should tell her how i really feel oh good i go this way should i go this way is a more uh appropriate question [ __ ] i'm good can i open it all right oh jesus guys just [ __ ] hanging out in this closet you guys just [ __ ] vibing in here that was cool yeah thank you for that really appreciate that you're great thank you thank you so much all right we couldn't go up here last time so the game's gonna let me pog [Music] [ __ ] it christ hey thanks for the gifted subs we're fine we're fine figure from the water uh-huh dude nice cans though dude nice [ __ ] cans gotta focus excuse me uh a fan sent it to him i remember that and he's like i don't know if i'll wear a shirt with brown man on it so i took it and i used to wear it all the time and then one time i woke up late and i decided i was gonna run to taco bell real quick um and uh i'm wearing that shirt and mind you when i first started dating we really didn't like tell anyone um and i actually had that before we started dating um and i'm pretty sure this was before we started dating so i go to taco bell and i'm wearing my night shirt and pajamas which is that shirt and who walks in the door as i'm ordering ray does but you you're probably asking how did he get there he can't drive that's right other members of achievement hunter were with him and i was ready to die but yeah i've kept the shirt ever since then uh oh this is a private call yeah yeah yeah on my life okay cool all right cause i got like i got this rash going on yeah yeah yeah you told me about it yeah yeah i said did you see the pictures you saw the yeah yeah yeah i had to zoom in but i saw it i saw it okay got it yeah because you were like asking about a like yeah because i have a similar one and i just we just try to compare okay got it yeah cause it's getting like kind of purple in some spots yeah yeah like a weird color yeah very unfortunate get liquidy in some moments yeah kind of kind of kind of [ __ ] yeah i got it yeah viscous you know that's a good word that's a good word jubilant no that's not a that's not a liquid that's an x-men jubilant meaning that's jubilee never mind no no keep going go past it yeah i got it now now we're live on stream now the photo on her id she looks very different why is your face in her [ __ ] vagina listen i don't know what you're seeing but i'm at i'm at waist level here i'm looking at the i'm looking at the id card over here okay let me let me go to your stream and just kind of maybe i got a face full of muff all of a sudden it's like what the [ __ ] looking like my stream knows what i'm doing you know any coomers in chat dude and never played like any of the ones after like 12 or anything or 15 you know or 13 any of that [ __ ] we got it we got it boys number 416. there we go hey chat you know who got it for us q neutron we were talking about hugh neutron and he knew what to do thank you hugh like time travel or some [ __ ] [Music] easy boys easy that's a quick one been working on my gandalf and pressure you guys already hey it's samia gandalf i got the big stick man you shall not pass hey you guys like it hell yeah pog champ paw champ hey five nights at freddy's fans we've got a security breach well chad easy come easy go all right well we had some fun and back to this [ __ ] the crew of the edis [Music] will bring hope to the future of this world i just got confused so i was gonna kiss the bike okay bye guys here i'm gonna cheat on one person you're gonna find 20 like 400 people are here

Channel: Ray Narvaez Jr

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Id: bYRobPD6V0A

Length: 96min 18sec (5778 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 02 2021