Good morning children Are y'all set for a day of fantasy and adventure? Oh, yes, very good and fade the nursery isn't very tidy Edie's rather like a bear pit, isn't it? Well, we're not going anywhere with your room looking like this. Well, we hate it. It's tedious Not if you have what I have, what's that? Nice work get done get done just a few illegal aliens Oh You missed a spot there peepee. Oh that's good or something like that MARY POPPINS practically perfect in every way Now shall we get on with it? The Immigration and Naturalization Service or know the sound of it can make you kind of nervous Wow, look at you all smiles. I finally did it I Made a commitment leaves the queen of non commitment you whose date on the 30-day diet for ten days who bought a treadmill and used? It for two weeks what's different this time? I finally made a commitment to Crest Whitestrips You're the one who can't sustain a meaningful relationship for more than two nights But with Crest Whitestrips you you're the one who had a baby and then gave it up to this day Kress the strips were out of here toothpaste from Colgate private teeth the old-fashioned way, Russia You don't want to know what's for dinner I'm sorry Darrin, but uncle Arthur came over with his life partner today and well, I forgot to make dinner The tapes are coming over tonight with our new clients when I say dinner should be on the table by 6:00 I mean dinner should be on the table by 6:00 Who do you think? Why don't you fix your own damn dinner Honey, you promised no bitchcraft. I need to make a good impression tonight. You you tud What about my needs Sam please? You're acting just like I don't you say don't you dare use that word? You knew what you were getting married me? Well, nobody's perfect Who the hell is that on the monitor is that Cedric the Entertainer? No? I had a rough weekend. Okay, I'm going over 180 pounds. I told you to take me only with the fitting It's okay. It's okay. It is out there right now. You're thinning camera is camera number two. It's out there It's guaranteed to make you look 200 pounds lighter good when I can keep We have got a great show today why because one of the greatest entertainers in the world Appearance, please. Welcome miss Barbara strike I Own the studio. I've been here. I don't how many years I've never seen a white Mike exactly off mic too much my old way It's funny, you know yesterday in rehearsal they handed me this black mic this big black mic. I needed it to blend. Yes I believe in the power of monochromatic frames as a background for the truth of the moment Yes, I do. I do. So the truth of the moment is that you actually Spray painted my mic white. It's off white, and I had it sprayed Okay, I just want to pull this out here because this I've been staring at it might enjoy tell us about this is a really Really special to me, you know, what would make this bag a little more special? I think we need to spray paint this back and you know what? We need to give it a touch of color move it away from the monochromatic colors and make it red. What do you think? Look at me look at that runs just like the blood of my own veins beautiful And you know what? If you all look under your seat You're gonna find a beautiful designer Donna Karen bag and a can of spray paint get going will figure out to the break The pax network proudly presents the syndicated television debut of The Sopranos Pony kappa cool grandma nothing but fat in nitrates gabagool Over here, wait all the gabagool. Oh my god. We'll go for you. The doctor said it's bad for you. I don't go Additional gabagool You know what I don't need Why don't you get it from one of your little Russian who tell you all why you stop breaking marble? What do you think the dream means? Oh jesus fucking christ, did you just tell me what the fucking thing means? I mean you obviously know let's talk about your anger towards your mother Angle what? Well, you're clearly angry. Yeah Yeah notion genius inside Ray Charles, let me tell you something. I didn't have anger at her. All right. I hated that Fucking bitch, that's my mother. We're talking about not some fuck up in Attica stab you in the shower That sugarless motherfucker the less fucking trick you're ever gonna have It was a man you rat I can't even look at you take them out Bigfoot pleasure Next week from 9:00 tonight no food for another packs presentation The Sopranos How will you help me can you help me you don't need to be helped any longer you've always had the power to go back Excuse me. Just Listen baby away from you in the face My big strong team was men had a bad night TLC tonight I mean no, you won't. Oh, let me get the oil care today It's not wake up Dorothy, it's me your auntie Eminem It was a good dream, this is a nightmare you couldn't forget my face could Jeff I've never seen any of you before in my entire life Bunch of giant hard candies doing in my bedroom. We are ruining classic. Holy So what if you'll never look at The Wizard of Oz the same this idea about an ad executive a yacht and some hookers? Bad commercial Where they around here Welcome to the show who says that her son is a lazy son of a bitch Yeah, it says here sometimes he sleeps 18 hours a day and she wants him to shape up or ship out No, no, she's uh, she's the guest. Yes. She's What it says here either Ignores you or screams at you? That's nice. He ain't got a job. He didn't go to school. Hey, it's nothing but a lazy pen. Well, that's uh, Guess what you are You don't know me no, no disrespect my mother you disrespect your mama You know what you are you nothing, but a lazy bat ball short What do you have to say for your softer car Oh Dirk r/c Guinea that is just how he is He thinks that the world is a revolver around him. Guess you don't care about anybody but yourself We have a little surprise for you your car yeah, you're going to boot camp I hear they are former Marines. Hey when Lamont? You're not an adult to you 18, do you want me to be your daddy for the next eight years son, huh? Yes you do Why do you want me to be the daddy? Oh You have no daddy boy. Let me tell you something. Come here. Give me a hug With every move he makes he's getting one step further away from the man he was I don't see. Ok. Let me show you what you doing. All right, I'm gonna be you and you Fight like a stitch. Okay, you know what you come at me I'm going out there for myself But I get nowhere unless the team wins Hey, I'm sorry bro Gucci All right sit down Now I'm looking forward to working with you boys because I've heard some good things, but I want to tell you one thing right now Do not get me angry. Oh, hey, we won't we've heard all this crazy I do not like to get angry the people who get me upset. They live to regret it if they live you understand Yeah, we know Oh sunny. Let me get you a drink. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa what? You guys like the booze, huh? Is that right? Is that what I'm hearing? No, you like to drink, huh? You like to drink on the job, huh? Well, I'm in charge Perfectly clear so everyone here understands me Then I'm some carpet for you to walk on then you are sadly mistaken mrs Pucker up boys because it's time to whistle a brand new tune Bijan martians Cindy over there, but I am Have never been and will never be thank you Why everybody's got to go upstairs miss Lord if they wants to go to bed. I don't want to Look here. Will you go if I show you a brand new way how to go upstairs? How could there be in the way to go upstairs? Now you just watch There you go miss Lora. Mm-hmm Now surely What you do? Sorry officer for jingles, I forgot Mmm-hmm Matt Matt Matt and it'll measure them How to do the clip Is my insurance? Policy the mean old kids here hate me Oh see, that's just cuz you knew then you use in a white girl They they used to see in that down. I don't tell me one of them No, I miss Shirley fine heaven's name. Would you want to be a hoochie mama golly? Cuz it seems like so much fun They dress really fly. They're always in videos and they get to sleep with all the ballplayers and rappers Jingle you just gotta teach me to be a butcher mama If I teach you to be a hoochie mama you promise to learn you study See first you gotta get down Now, oh no miss Shirley that is the first part Now you got to learn the most important part where you pop your booty like this Please it's all in him. I don't know Okay Oh Oh girlfriend you with some friends You know what we were thinking about ditching third period and grabbing up some 40s, you know what you should come with us I Thought you guys hated me or you can't girl up you pop that booty like that Thank You officer Bojangles, I can't touch you Oh That's it you care I'm real babe. I you got me sweating you consistently, baby Be asleep, Emma homeboy JP arrived But I gotta be frank to get to the bank My range is so amazing view to see the next best thing Meryl Streep's roger ebert kicked my ass Where's of a broken heart to stay muslins taken me over My sovereign hasta the song Don't you know there's nobody Hi, I'm Destiny's Child. Oh I mean We're Destiny's Child. I'm Beyonce and this is Kelly and this is I'm Michelle Michelle there's no Michelle in Destiny's Child. Oh Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. I fired the other one. Okay We're here to send our love to the troops overseas Come home safe Did I say you could speak? Did I say you can speak again It's you and sign up and out Step Hopefully you all aren't having the same discipline problems over there as I'm having over here Anyway, god bless you. God bless you God bless you. Can't hit a note like that. Can you? Anyway Oh And Jesus just beyond who's taken You
