Bloopers - In Living Color

you oh yes the pancreatic philosophy of your book has civilized the shaft and opened my mucal memories you understand to a world he dig a world girl on a lock up no Kelly okay [Applause] what you're saying this what the hell did I do so funny well it's not gonna be very fun I'm sorry [Music] [Laughter] I tried out eight times then Mr Media decided she better go on and better herself so while these have as well out there making babies and selling pumpkin seeds Miss Bonita was in the boiler's room I was whipping me up some pig feet and some cornbread telling that and trying to come up with a funny line to make this audience laugh fasten your seat belts the bad boys of Comedy are about to show you the funniest outtakes in bleepers you've ever seen good evening everybody Welcome to our first ever blooper show Here In Living Color a lot of times [Music] see this is what it's all about this is to let you know that we do make mistakes and we have a lot of faux pas I said so we're going to give you a little taste of what goes on behind the scenes stuff that you never get to see all about bloopers and blunders our first category we're going to go to is Giggles it's really late around here sometimes people lose their concentration once you get bit with the giggle bug you can't stop you gotta giggle you gotta get crew loves it yeah the crew really knows Jim is our king of Giggles he's the guide against everybody going around here take a look you'll see for yourself it's all Jim's fault is it hot enough hot and creamy just the way I like it can I I'm just gonna work up that's hilarious I'm sorry this will be great is it um hot enough for you hot and creamy yeah touches will be handing out printed copies of all the information we didn't give you there will be another briefing tomorrow and we will be prepared not to answer any more questions Pizza yeah touches will be handing out printed copies of all the information we didn't give you and there will be another briefing tomorrow which uh we will be able to uh quit I'm not going to tell your feet smell if you ask me again you can go to hell [Applause] what we're about to see now is a clip from detective head and what's really funny about this is there's an actual human person inside of this tuxedo body we all know he's stuck in there probably sweating and suffocating and because of that it becomes the funniest thing ever to us that this guy is inside here being tortured and we can't stop laughing go ahead check it out this is Head's new robotic body inside is a man who's had to suffer you know what it is is every time he gets over the ridge we know he's in it it's that it's there's just a lot of complex things it's just this is the torture sketch you ever see an actor get spit on in one oh God how does he stand there and take it well it ain't easy and just give me that first line too before he spits at you okay so make sure I have that clear that lasted me face to face oh not with all this in his mouth Paul spit I know but it's gonna be real spit here we go come on key man wait swollen get some fresh stuff all right swallow it come on my aunt my arms are falling off okay now say that you'll be my bride and together we will rule the erudites doing about sensitive men and Jim decides to go off script and share his true feelings with Tommy no I mean I don't feel attractive anymore that's how I feel I think you're very attractive man and your butt it's nice man woman your skin is so smooth I'd like to look right now [Applause] I thought you said Jane Pittman look like it looked like all of them all right let's start again all right people you've had your fun it's time to go back to the Sunny Side Hills Retirement Community your family has have been very worried about you we're not going mister Pardon Me Miss we're not going until we get our trip to Bountiful mister perhaps you didn't get a hold of these buddy hi I'm Keenan Ivy Waynes we poke a lot of fun and a lot of things on the living room hi I'm Keenan Ivy Wayne's we poke fun a lot thank you let's do it let's do it hi I'm Keenan Ivory Wayans we poke fun at a lot of things on a Living Color but we know in the real world there's nothing funny about ignorance that's why we're asking you to do this I had enough of the fund you it's time for a reading lesson start with the letter A yeah [Applause] that's right [Applause] what can I say Damon loves to keep the senses on their toes [Applause] it's always fun to watch Damon and Jim together because they're constantly trying to outgross each other watch what Damon does with his pickle juice and when he died only left with this is not a free Snapchat hey [Applause] [Applause] all right now it's Jim's turn keep your eye on the pickle what if I eat this go ahead I think everybody would love that [Applause] well I'm not going to eat it now anyway thanks a lot man I really you all right [Applause] you okay man I don't know what's that one possible a performer's worst nightmare sometimes either a special effect or having to deal with a prop a lot of time those things don't work and you're stuck looking like an idiot what are you trying to say man Jim knows a lot about that too check it out you think you're Tom Cruise from Days of Thunder you jump right then turn on the ignition put your pedal to the metal and hold on Barbie now this wall is supposed to break away oh here the wall did break away and so did everything else [Applause] sorry man three two one action bar keep I have the usual [Applause] ah is that a gun in your pocket are you PeeWee Herman [Applause] foreign [Applause] [Laughter] okay Lassie this time I want you to get a variables feed mechanic best huh no that's a vicious Lassie was supposed to bring the dummy over the gym but I guess she decided to keep it for herself [Applause] a lot of times me being the um executive producer around here again little boy cat starts to tick me off a little bit and I have my own little paybacks one of the most annoying cast members around here is uh David Alan Grier and um my payback to David was he was really enthusiastic about doing a sketch once and when he told it to me I knew it was gonna die I knew it was gonna bomb but I decided to let David go out and do this and in the middle of it we let a few Birds walk across the city stage here's David Alan Grier doing his tribute to Broadway [Applause] [Laughter] ow ow I just got stabbed on Broadway [Applause] [Music] [Applause] one cast member here in particular for some reason always winds up being the uh victim of abuse mom you know who that is baby why they always got the beat on YouTube I don't never see him put a little brother out there just coincidence that's all yeah 18 times in a row well here's a here's a sample from a couple of homies Damon and Tommy dignity here let me let me show [Music] [Applause] see how you feel right now yeah well dignity is the opposite of that now Once Upon a Time two Lonely Hearts came together just like this then love pouring all out from their hearts nice and thick like until homie realized that it was just a trick to whiten him up like so and it made his heart beat over and over and over again the end homie homie I don't get it what's tomorrow to the story yeah well the moral of the story is don't sit by and be nobody's jackass oh Damon's laughing that means we're gonna have to do this all over again Watch Tommy damn it oh man I'm not the only one who uh likes to pull a prank or two a lot of times the cast like to surprise each other one example was uh ugly girl Jamie tell them what you did yeah we were doing a second take an ugly girl and Tommy was uh back backstage he was like yo man all right when you grab my underwear just pull on him just a little bit so you know just to make him think you're gonna pull my underwear down but somewhere during the sketch uh I just guess it got a little bit out of hands oh oh this is definitely Heaven oh this is definitely happening then just call me the Messiah let me turn around and see my angels hold on hold on just a minute you got me so excited just hold on you see your angel as soon as you get to heaven girl I tell you what how about I call you tonight okay I know a nice place if you can get dinner all right wine um [Applause] so you just gotta relax relax yourself relax yourself thank you I think I'm ready to go too girl hey come on [Applause] thank you [Applause] don't even think about it I thought you said you look like Marilyn Monroe I do look like Marilyn Monroe you look like Maryland [Applause] why are you tripping [Applause] thank you all right thanks for watching we hope you enjoyed laughing with us laughing ourselves we'll see you next week right here peace [Applause] we know you're in there come out with your hands up they found me they must have been following you they knew I'd make contact with you sooner or later you gotta get out of here there's nothing on the screen well uh Jim their radar has jammed our frequency [Music] I think has been hit by a laughing annoyed you know we don't have too many uh potables here in the projects because if we had to get the metal detectors and we gotta start from the beginning

Channel: Terror and Laughter Shorts

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Length: 19min 35sec (1175 seconds)

Published: Sun May 21 2023