Madden 20 ANGRY RANT! ...I'M STILL SO SICK OF THIS!

guys every year it is the same damn thing with Madden and I'm about to illustrate that point by showing you clips from last year's Madden 2019 angry rant and this year's Madden 20 angry rant look at this last year I started off the video by showing you the difference between the $60 edition in the $80 edition and then freaking out when I realized that it is not worth that at all with this year it gets even better this year they decide to give you even less for that additional 20 [ __ ] dollars what do you get for an additional $20 basically like a season pass upfront in any other game well in Madden here's what you kid because you're so stam stupid then EA takes advantage of you here's what you get you get the game oh well thank you you get seven packs you get seven gold team fantasy packs and you get one small training quick sell pack that is all you get you don't even get the pass in presently leadplayer pack you don't even get the Madden championship series pack that is the digital edition this year you're actually getting less this year if you choose to be so stupid as to buy the superstar Edition that is what EA thinks of you they're giving you less and less every year for more and I haven't even gotten to the game yet me and Joe played the game last night and here is what we discovered create a player ok Matt in 20 let's see after two three four five years now whether they've upgraded their creative player system we'll see how many face options they've gotten after they generated six hundred million dollars eight hundred million dollars in the Ultimate Team that's fine just let's go I want to see the face options so remember we the my skin tone was what they would think it was like it's getting dark what are you kidding darker alrighty one let's just go white we had four weird SS side [ __ ] vices skin phase six they get two more phases you made 800 million dollars and you gave the same [ __ ] faces we even made an angry rant on it and told you a [ __ ] pathetic it is sakes faces go back to all make me darker this is mine that's your skin tone yo it's for [ __ ] face is the same for [ __ ] faces it's okay so skintone my skin tones like like that and then for [ __ ] faces [ __ ] 2 & 2 & 3 1 the same just with the different different 800 million dollars generated revenue micro transactions and then hundred mil for doing yo for faces what's up bog man like I don't want any of these faces no this you're joking we're this is a joke this is a [ __ ] joke this is what I get to pick unless I want to go darker go darker go that let go up go on see it's the same guy remember p44 go go all the way up give me the controller Joe this is the same [ __ ] faces they're using didn't even bother at the phases phase 3 and then is the same [ __ ] face 9 10 11 12 Joe and you you cannot tell me that Madden EA Sports is not doing the same [ __ ] game every year with small incremental upgrades while they make hundreds of millions of dollars and they put in the same exact [ __ ] options year to year 46 faces and I have 446 face you had for last here Joe and you have for this year Joe because [ __ ] you but you could customize the face of the franchise so if you come to the main menu there is a way to create a face that's a little bit better but only one face per copy of Xbox per copy of matted in the face of the franchise and only if you are a quarterback there we did also find there is another way to get one more custom face if you do franchise your Joe go into franchise if you go into franchise you can create a custom face but again only one custom face not anybody else and you have to have multiple copies of Matt and if you want to play with your friends with your custom character like we used to do seven years ago we used to all be on the same team create our own custom characters and and play on defense all at once that's how we want to play Madden and and you get that here in this franchise mode only and that's it yes you could get this slightly different where you could go ahead and and and give it a tiny bit more but these assets are just as bad just as bad they didn't change much anyways in franchises oh that kind of sucks we agents what are always one thing that I was always complaining about look Eric Barry I want him on my team for longer than a year yeah let's go sister pick them out here you can offer him a five-year contract Joe Joe I'm a five year contrary I know the same like this for you yeah this is just two things out of so many damn things I want to be able to do more stuff with this scouting your coaches training camp was way better back then all of this healthiest franchise is just not is either ripped out and put back later and as a new damn feature it's un-fuckin'-believable this just oh my god let's get to some actual gameplay II a sports it's in the game no no it's not put it back in the game we put it back EA we put it back this makes me so sad next up the Pro Bowl they brought back that that is this year's big [ __ ] feature you took out the Pro Bowl and then format in 20 you're putting it back in that's the best [ __ ] thing that's your big bullet Owen this year don't forget the superstar factor which they already have that [ __ ] was already there why are the madden community so stupid why is it they are so gullible and so [ __ ] stupid they're treating you guys don't don't get mad at me for saying that Madison Community you know it's [ __ ] true they treat you like you're stupid you deserve more yeah let's see if this year they had the money to put in a [ __ ] halftime show or upgrade their presentation let's see their presentation Oh the slow walking in and talking oh all the back view of slow walking and talking from this position that's the sack same [ __ ] thing from last year and even many new camera angles not even any oh my god all their helmets are different Joe Street you know they [ __ ] said like like I coulda swore they said something like we couldn't put it in the Pro Bowl we had to take it out we can and we put it in we're stressing the system by doing this why I have to implement it able to Billie to play in the Pro Bowl yeah the well the simple answer is graphics memory the reason that the Pro Bowl is not available in madinah is because when we load in from all 32 teams plus the Bobo's uniform we run out of graphics memory because each individual asset that we load into game takes up graphics memory for that session and we don't have capacity for 32 NFL helmets on the current what the [ __ ] are you serious [ __ ] lying about things at this point this doesn't stress the [ __ ] system out this game [ __ ] sucks it's the same [ __ ] thing every [ __ ] year where he goes and he's like coach are you talking to me get your tux get your best since it's the same [ __ ] presentations is coming up and he just went there looking pro ball grappling and let's pay him Oh Oh real motion joke if your actual your models what this is the Rams Todd Gurley is Four Seasons what as it was hit stick be closer to that can you I didn't see replay I want to see this what we blame yeah I guess you have to be closer for a head stick I guess is too far where were you you gone you'll see me fall you switched to that guy no it's gonna be that top one of us switch that one him and try to cut and I hit left on the stick so and I think I I think I basically tripped you up you did throw you through your head stick right this throwing his shoulder Joe it's terrible and well executed and because you were so worried about this guy in the war when you switch to this guy you panicked and you didn't dive I did all you did just real late super [ __ ] late and then we go here of course the replay stops oh we care there is so much [ __ ] where's what again no like my safety okay which one that one right here yeah all right he's way in the back he's guarding the other side of the field Joe until he notices - oh yeah what the [ __ ] what is he doing hey Wow the AI was I'm gonna see how the AI is is logging look and then this one actually goes to the celebration now you cut is this a pro bono buddy really wants to play they covered up the [ __ ] up yeah I hit it way too early halftime show alright don't press nothing let sees a new app sign shows format is twenty upgrading the presentation they're walking out to the veal with the same graphic that we saw in halftime report you get the highlights we saw at least you get at least you get some highlights to win it one play we're gonna send you back one plate coach thank you what the [ __ ] that was a turning point right there guys madam seriously upgrade your [ __ ] presentation [Applause] and what about the postgame show oh my god the clapping down they got the clapping bouncing because the sidelines look the [ __ ] same wait drew brees just put down a Cowboys ailment I say wait a minute this on Tony Romo ones whatever no that's Brees Saints fans will be mad about it I tell you man it's a stressful it couldn't you put on the wrong now the breeze had a concussion you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me unbelievable this game is hilarious maybe it does it cause it's your favorite team but that wouldn't make sense Patrick bones give away limited time own ultimate team they have [ __ ] advertisements in the game for ultimate team in the [ __ ] thing that you just bought this watch the stupid [ __ ] opening animation they want you to get into ultimate team right away don't even [ __ ] play in the main game play your ultimate team where you spend my name and we earn dirty money on useless [ __ ] microtransactions squad up or ruin football hey you got 50 coins on open pack press buttons' this is your nfl.com PAC award exclusive small training quick sale pack whoa 460 training training quitzel it's all [ __ ] gobbledygook dude this is the guy that won the last [ __ ] Madden championship PAC need to see his dumb face and looking game he gives you a pass coaches the kids there's play Madden no way are they gonna bust open with their faces angry Joe skin bow oh [ __ ] do you see these guys get a mold time milk wrists over and finally the guy that spent the most money on Madden haha [ __ ] hell man if you're one of those [ __ ] youtubers to make videos off this know that angry Joe does not like you I do not like you I think you're contributing to ruining our football games and you're [ __ ] ruining and you and you're getting gambling tendencies and transferring that to children leave ultimate team hell yes disabled in all future copies you're one step away from your pad with you bye don't have would you like to purchase more points it's a best value Jesus Christ $10 off best value I said $90 I [ __ ] hate you I hate you I hate you EA Sports I hate you developers of Madden was it different so now we got these things face of the franchise we go let's go to franchise and let's customize a character franchise is defined by its Superstars as a coach so this is the axle they have it in the game what is the skin tone skin tone doe skin tone 1 what the [ __ ] is this guy oh my god yeah they're not very good oh my god no so I can't [ __ ] I can't upload my face the answer is no Joe you can't upload your face can I sculpt the face yes okay okay here we go let's let's let me go to let me see if I can grab me like an angry Joe face okay good luck can you please stop moving who looks like this yeah what the [ __ ] this nobody looks like these people eight hundred million dollars and this is what you're doing eight eight looks most like me Joe you want me to like stop being your friend Joe are you serious seven [ __ ] you Joe I hate you yo okay whatever so let's go give me a [ __ ] why not just move you why can't you just put this in the other mode at least it's slightly better eye shape [ __ ] separation oh my god but you depth is you have to spend so much time like [ __ ] crack-like d crafting EA's shitty [ __ ] face models to recraft something that looks slightly better and they can't even [ __ ] put this and it's it I can't I can't with this you're making me a goblin Joe because that what you're doing start the game let's see the [ __ ] just let us [ __ ] upload the face like you had in [ __ ] golf Tiger Woods Jesus the first goblin to play American football be the first to know that Marcus Washington he committed last night and he's coming here oh you said I was gonna be the starter who is this voice actor Joe you you ain't you ain't going in there first you know watch goblins a bunch of surgery the cheekbones the man does not need a helmet I'm here to play us see what the Trojans yeah what's your name people joke that I was like a mini-me of the coach me yes I guess I gotta go Dobby w duck yeah yeah yeah his voice is awful I'm the quarterback yeah oh my god so if you want to see the future adventures of Davi Davi Davi no well I am so this guy seriously I am so sick of this I know we were laughing there but it's just never ending I I look and and then here's the worst part is last year the game where did all the money go they didn't give us the features it was getting 8 9 10 a franchise game this year you're getting less than yeah the franchise is the same they're barely doing anything they're adding Pro Bowl and X Factor X Factor which they already had a version of that this is slightly different so let's go let's go and look what are they giving them a Metacritic that is 75 society eighty one eighty seventy eight ninety eighty six eighty one 80 80 80 80 80 do you not only buy it that they do it all the [ __ ] time 75 80 80 75 thank God the the actual user score is way more accurate yes they were not fooled by this [ __ ] anymore ea and I'm freaking sick of it feet you want it you want some real opinions you want some people who play Madden year after year after year to tell you what's missing like this video will be three hours long okay so instead go go look for yourself I'm freaking sick of it Joe it sucks because we like football we like the NFL we like NFL 2k I even liked Madden at one point but this is just ridiculous that they keep doing the same game over and over with small little things and the man community eats it up and I'm tired of it what could we do about it Joe we can't do anything except for show you guys here I'm gonna do this video every [ __ ] year yes until something is done lassie no he said stop get me an interview with EA Tiburon and I'll put all this in front of them without the cursing I will be very nice and appropriate professional which I have been in the past I need to talk with them because this is ridiculous it may be that you can secretly tell me Joe we don't have enough time we're pushing this stuff out there the slave labor man Oh piss help is Elvis at least that would be some kind of explanation but changing the graphics putting new rap songs and changing the way you display the scoreboard yeah the only difference not cutting the songs the roster and a little bit better a bit better gameplay that's about it tell you make better eating yes but that should be happy bare minimum anyway where the rest is where's the rest I'm done can't do it no more guys this is so you know PSA do not buy madden do not buy that [ __ ] again tell you again next year do not do something seriously upgrade the presentation they did for my mood yeah keep putting more and more features into mutton mode and I'm [ __ ] tired of it Joe I need them to actually do what they're supposed to do and spend that 600 million that 400 million whatever it is I'm sick and tired of it present a here's what I want presentation mode improved by a massive amount franchise mode improved and added to add features to franchise mode for Christ's sake we don't give a [ __ ] about the Pro Bowl at least to new game modes other than mud you remember first-person football or [ __ ] bad ass [ __ ] Columbine actual things you could take us away warning like train camps trainer can do we can control not [ __ ] gamify custom teams back in the game where you create your own team you choose whatever [ __ ] city you want not this restrictive crap and and allow us to create custom uniforms and then create a player massively improved up that face franchise creator move it to the rest of the game and allow us to upload our faces alright do something make it seem like you give a [ __ ] man [ __ ] ei done [ __ ] that's what it is the [ __ ] we'll see you on the next angry Joe show don't buy that men 21 21 see you then [Music] [Music]

Channel: AngryJoeShow

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Keywords: angryjoe, angryjoeshow, angry rant, madden 20, EA, football, nfl, madden, EA Sports, Ultimate Team, Customization, pro bowl

Id: coqtTzJbm_g

Length: 25min 53sec (1553 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 09 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Levyathyn]

Stop fucking buying these games, people. Stop it!

[u/ThatMushroomDude]

It's been like this since 2014 lol

Madden, NBA, NFL, NHL, WWE and whatever else is probably the worst games released by ea

[u/[deleted]]

People who buy yearly games then complain about are fools because they’re fueling the problem.

[u/GGM-2Three]

Kinda your fault for getting the game lol. What would make you think it changed for the better?