Top 16 WORST Games of 2019!

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thank you all so much for supporting our patreon our join button and because so many of you have already supported as a big thank you i am extending the list this is no longer the top 10 worst games of 2019 this is the top 16 worst games of 2019 [Music] if i remember correctly just down this pathway i think we're [ __ ] lost we're not lost yes what the [ __ ] what is that what where you don't see it no [Music] oh sh what the [ __ ] is that joe [ __ ] where is it no okay i remember oh my god what is it this is not the right path this is not the right path what the [ __ ] you need to get the [ __ ] out of here oh [ __ ] let's go oh it's coming [Music] so i'm gonna start easy with number 16. this ain't the worst horror game on the list but it's certainly not a good one it's more of a crushing disappointment from the potential of the trailer and some of its individual scary moments it the game just does not live up to the job god damn it i'm i am not careful careful like guys this was a cool section but now you're [ __ ] ruining it because it's being dragged out to an insane [ __ ] level they need an editor they need somebody to come in and edit [ __ ] and edit it down others may have been kinder to it this year but unfortunately that wasn't the case for me and joe we disliked the ending a ton the game dragged so hard in some places with piles of leaves as an enemy really what the [ __ ] you died the mechanics were often frustrating and the story was less than ideal worst of all it just simply wasn't scary it spent way too much of its time exploring a guy's ptsd from a war then it did doing justice to you know its [ __ ] license blair witch hello hello we wanted to see more with her by the end you will have felt like you wasted most of your time worse it hurts your dog and it makes you listen to the poor dog whimpering for a good 15 minutes if you want the good ending [ __ ] hell man screw that oh no [Music] i'll get down there [ __ ] this game i'm about to give this game a 0 out of 10 if it's making me put no i'm not putting the dog down you always this heavy [Music] oh and we're here to say that rage is back rage two y'all remember this game when it came out last year yeah me neither i wait uh oh i can't believe that this game is still 60 in 2020 what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh come on and it's a real shame it was promising you know like a pink high octane version of doom unfortunately at release the game had uh game breaking bugs objectives that would just disappear and just frustrating aspects it was tired it was cliche and it was boring to boot general cross oh no general crowd that's not to actually say that there weren't some good gameplay loops right some of the combat is some genuinely cool moments with great gun play and some weapons combat is okay it's just everything else around it is boring damn it crappy floating driving loot is boring too few enemy types the story is [ __ ] it's a pointless open world sandbox that's extremely lifeless and empty feeling the repetitive missions is what holds this one back even more insulting is bethesda wanting you to buy rage coins currency to buy the game's dlc as if this [ __ ] game needed any [ __ ] system like this and you know what you need a bethesda.net account and there are only four [ __ ] purchase options 500 uh uh 105 what just no it was 1 100 200 2 500 just [ __ ] and the dlc cost you 1 500 so of course you have the stupid [ __ ] left over in coins so that you have to buy more to afford this one [ __ ] this for what can amount to eight hours of campaign and little else at a sixty dollar steadfast price that's hardly what i'd call getting your value out of the game add those [ __ ] rage coins and i'm out see what happened was what happened was it just works it's a goddamn monster truck that's what they do in the [ __ ] you won all right now you get to go further nobody's cheering did you apologize to everyone you just beat nobody's cheering guys so quiet where the [ __ ] are you pointing it there's no one here monster jam steel titans imagine monster energy super cross red bull the game you remember from 2018 that was terrible as hell no oh man what the [ __ ] was that that was the best finish the race i've ever seen but at the very least it made us laugh so [ __ ] hard now imagine that game rip out all the things that were entertaining that were fun to make fun of and hilarious and you're left with this dull boring lifeless shell of a [ __ ] monster truck game where you can't even have fun crushing cars hello hello do i even need to say more wrestling next while we eat whoa did you see these [ __ ] particle effects y'all i paid 60 for that yeah okay so there are cars here but it is so pathetically programmed that crushing random boxes is more fun [Music] there's no online multiplayer no tire deformation the suspension is a [ __ ] joke the music is generic as [ __ ] as it drove us insane the physics are straight bad it's it's not even funny bad it's just bad [Music] there's absolutely no passion or soul in the game no commentators no instant replays of your tricks no wheel support so you can role play being in a monster truck it's just lame as [ __ ] what kind of [ __ ] monster truck game is like you know what people really want to do with monster trucks they want to race them like [ __ ] track cars and motorcycles are you a dumbass the best part were those screens that reminded me of the all the cool memories of going to monster truck rallies when i was a kid and remembering all the different celebrity drivers and their famous cars right it's maybe four hours worth of content it's just not worth it are you [ __ ] serious oh look at that i'm gonna lie what the [ __ ] you can't [ __ ] name [ __ ] people in the [ __ ] x-com like game that was a [ __ ] point even new goddamn people that we [ __ ] have here to [ __ ] recruit if you're name generating random [ __ ] hispanic names then you can let us come up with the random hispanic names my name is vargas that's lopez why can't we make our own [ __ ] names you dumb asses you completely ripped off x-com without even knowing what makes x-com successful it's gone flanking is gone tactics are gone and now the fun of the game is [ __ ] gone [ __ ] this game narcos rise of the cartel look i love xcom like games there have been a few who aren't actually called xcoms who have gotten the formula right narcos is not one of them well initially it seemed promising with some alright visuals voice acting cool drug lord theme you know i don't see why people said this is a bad game you've been playing for 30 seconds okay all right all right fair enough we gotta see we gotta see the mechanics after all the initial training missions in the game those serious falls start to come into play hey hey hey ruckus he's gonna die what the [ __ ] it's my turn it's my turn the biggest of which is that you only get to move one soldier at a time before the computer then moves theirs and back and forth until everything has moved the issue with this is that it completely destroys any semblance of tactics or flanking let me do my job [Music] that's it yeah no what about my [ __ ] guy it is not fun like this if you're gonna put a spin on the xcom formula do it in the right way like like the real time aiming segments it has not this frustrating untested 100 percent on fund [ __ ] recovers one hp this is so stupid because this guy has been sitting here murphy has been doing nothing this whole [ __ ] game and getting shot and all my missions are getting shot past two people this is stupid as [ __ ] you broke the whole you idiot you tried to [ __ ] copy xcom the [ __ ] template is right there for you and you thought you'd be clever as [ __ ] and do something [ __ ] you you [ __ ] it up you don't [ __ ] it up you will end up just soloing missions with one or two guys there's no [ __ ] point to bring with that many more they just sit there on their [ __ ] asses doing nothing complete trash on top of this the enemies are stupid as hell often running directly past you and leaving themselves in the open and you can't even name your [ __ ] characters any game that doesn't allow you to do so in this genre is an immediate fail all the game made me want to do is check out the netflix series so i guess maybe in the end it did its job but [ __ ] it [ __ ] mouth here he comes again [ __ ] to the shotgun oh you missed this is so stupid it's gonna be this back and forth [ __ ] what happens if i get right in his face like i don't care about this game [ __ ] you do i get more damage yes i do thank god will you shut up now will you shut up now yes all right that's it you ruined it you [ __ ] ruined it boy do i have the thing for you time savers now timesavers is when you give us money to not play the game you already paid for because i put roadblocks in the game that you want to get over isn't that pay to win no because we called it time savers but wait there's more call now and you can buy skill points mark 2 upgrades and materials for crafting so you better buy now because i'm billy mays [ __ ] idiots yeah uh i would like to purchase some time savers yeah that's right billy mays told me to yeah that's right i am an idiot only 69.99 order now for your time saver send your checker money order to time savers incorporated department 3825 austin texas 78759 please allow 365 days for delivery visit us at www.gofuckyourself.com ghost recon break point is trash the game was undercooked unfinished and lazy how could you guys do this to one of my favorite franchises of old the ghost recon you remember the little you know the hand gestures now it's just a [ __ ] ripoff of the division only more generic hey you can have a feeling get down the boat kick off the shoes and you throw them on the floor dance in the not even the punisher could save this game micro transactions pay to win and skip this [ __ ] first until they pull that out of the game i'll take out mark 2 and skill points for for now wait wait wait wait back up what do you what do you mean for now for now for now for now i'm going to show you these mark 1 upgrades oh god damn it no i got tricked before i'm not doing this again [ __ ] you billy i'm out [Music] joe are you leaving are you leaving you're gonna be sorry billy will make sure that you were sorry falling through the world or getting stuck constantly extremely stupid ai [ __ ] plot repetitive missions lack of a soundtrack this game desperately needs radio stations or something something music there's like no music like what are you thinking are you dumb am i stupid joe there's a whole album that you could buy idiot give us uh 5.99 large segments just flying around this huge open world of nothing it was boring some of the supposedly epic moments were poorly programmed with the same enemies over and over and multiplayer was less than compelling this exposed ubisoft and their development as a bit of a cookie cutter copy and paste shell that did its best to earn as much money upfront off the special editions and the micro transactions before the player base got wiser thankfully they did all the dudes fall off look look right here you hit it with one bullet they all hop out of the freaking truck this is supposed to be a set piece battle within ghost recon break point yes wonderful for we are just the same [ __ ] faces you made 800 million dollars and you gave the same [ __ ] faces we even made an angry rant on it and told you how [ __ ] pathetic it is six faces go back joel make me darker this is mine that's your skin tone joe it's four [ __ ] faces the same four [ __ ] faces madden you knew it was on the list madden 20. just buy madden 19. it's the same exact game hell for the next three [ __ ] games on this list you could say that there's even [ __ ] logos of madden 19 in madden 20 they left them there now i found this earlier just by looking in the practice mode madden 20 mad 19 madden 19 madden 20 man 20 man 19. if this isn't a visual representation of how so many people feel about this product in this game not just the lack of quality the attention to detail the pride but also how it is constantly almost a rinse and repeat year to year i don't know what else is the entire there's an entire youtube channel that shows off how [ __ ] this game is you look at madden you take the other side of that with the quarterback i mean we've got jared goff rolling out to the opposite side that he has to spin to be able to throw then when he goes to throw he gets hit and the ball's going through the defender you go back and you take a look at tackling in the open field user control you have players that come down that can't interact and you just get these scrums and these messes just trying to transition i know that's slowed down and people complain but let's slow down all pro football and take a look at user control and movement i mean singletary drops back into coverage then obviously you can see the field turns back around and goes down and makes an open field tackle and i mean that looks beautiful that is exactly what madden tried to do but couldn't because the animation library didn't allow it to happen in the first place this is what makes simulation football this is what makes players matter and we really just don't see it consistently out of ea in madden for years on end another good channel soft drink tv that shows exactly when we had the good last madden and exactly how many features those games had that we still do not have in 2020 decades later ea are willfully gimping their own game and they [ __ ] know it the revelation that killed the franchise was the introduction of the ultimate team gameplay who cares franchise mode who cares career mode who cares unless we can find a way to monetize it like 2k did remember how madden used to have historic teams gone now you only find nfl legends hidden behind a paywall in ultimate team the thing is ultimate teams shouldn't be the issue here if you enjoy wasting money on packs and the thrill of gambling go for it i really don't care the issue is that ea refuses to address any other part of the game gameplay franchise mode career mode they are all way behind where they should be in late 2019 about to be 2020. ever since then all the features that we know and love have either been monetized or left out of the game to be teased and put back in later or just completely forgotten madden i'm [ __ ] sick of madden i'm sick of it every generation there's this small hole that they'll use new engines when they release the new consoles new graphics new modes but i highly doubt the ps5 or the xbox x x or x sex box will inspire this [ __ ] company and development house to do their [ __ ] jobs outside of the money making scheme of the ultimate team and the yearly roster updates [ __ ] madden oh the back view of slow walking in talking from this position that's the exact same [ __ ] thing from last year i could have swore they said something like we couldn't put in the pro bowl we had to take it out and we put it in we're stressing the system by doing this why that hasn't implemented the able ability to play in the pro bowl uh yeah well the simple answer is graphics memory the reason that the pro bowl is not available in madden is because when we load in helmets from all 32 teams plus the pro bowler uniform we run out of graphics memory because each individual asset that we load into game takes up graphics memory for that session and we don't have capacity for 32 nfl helmets on the current consoles what the [ __ ] are you serious i think they're [ __ ] lying about things at this point number 10. uh i don't know what to say anymore joe this is the worst example i have ever ever seen this is so blatant that they are literally saying fall y'all they are slapping people in the faces with their big hearts they just did that nba 2k 20 just by nba 2k19 it's the exact [ __ ] same game and this one has manipulative micro transact [ __ ] [ __ ] pachinko machines ball drops and vegas like slot machines really wha what is this why do you [ __ ] need that in a basketball what does this add to basketball how can anybody that plays can i just guys guys you don't need to put up with this [ __ ] push back you [ __ ] pathetic zombies in the sports game community this game sucks so hard and was so broken at release especially in multiplayer that a hashtag on twitter started [ __ ] trending to get this [ __ ] fixed and yet fans of the game continue to eat it up slop it all get the sloppy joes in your mouth voting with your [ __ ] wallets telling 2k that all this [ __ ] is okay and they justify it by saying well the only good basketball game joe it's the only good football game shut up let's talk about it how am i not how did i get a ross how the [ __ ] did i get a loss i played another game same thing happened i was winning another loss and one oh we could try to foul out shaq your opponent has left the match do i get a loss i got a loss bro i'm not leaving these games it's just like [ __ ] madden only here at least there's a bit more innovation i'll give you that little modes effort but there's also even more aggressive micro transactions charging people for [ __ ] customization haircuts and [ __ ] that has always been free in basketball games of old why do i need to do this why do i need to be the only one that defends this [ __ ] of old [ __ ] nba2k20 it's a piece of [ __ ] and then it happened again what i was there wait what just happened what just happened okay i don't know what just happened did i just get another laws and again don't quit bro and again this is a joke number nine but you know what 2k's not even done wwe 2k20 what the [ __ ] was this [ __ ] are you kidding me how did 2k games think this game was ready to ship what a colossal disaster of a release but by god what a spectacularly funny one billy the exterminator is shaking violently looking like an eight-year-old that's throwing a temper tantrum after being told he can't buy any more v bucks or maybe he's been tased by an off-duty officer in the crowd there's no talent but it seems like the pin has been interrupted by the ropes slapping him in the face so many great clips surfaced online of this piece of [ __ ] that i'm really [ __ ] jealous that i can't play the game in that worst release date just re-release the game in that state and he's supposed to be a nice guy oh billy the exterminator is doing a sneak attack he disguised himself like a shark in the water he couldn't see the strike you see he's going for a pin oh the referee is somehow able to count it nice guy couldn't get out oh my god what a turnaround it's true nice guys always finish last i want to play it we played a heavily patched version of the game and still found it completely unbearable wake me up traveling something exciting oh i punched him with a dick oh my god oh my god these guys are going at it hard rolling next now no my elbow [Applause] will you please just kill me they had to do the chair match i mean slow unresponsive and on fun so many features which is straight outright removed that were in 2k19 and included online match modes custom arenas are gone you know what this may have something to do with it not being developed by ukes and being past a visual conslamps who supported since 2014 but who have never been in full control the q a was [ __ ] they fumbled hard bug ridden and even unplayable at times due to sheer incompetence this game suffered a y2k glitch when it turned to 2020 you couldn't play it anymore it ceased to function until it was patched 2k games needs to issue everyone who paid full price for this game an apology and a god damn refund [Music] number eight this is an excellent run sergio busquets kialini that's right what sports game was worse most worst of all sports games in 2019 it's ea's fifa 2000 legacy ea should be look come here you should be [ __ ] ashamed of yourself e e e e this game is the exact same [ __ ] game as fifa 19 with basically just roster updates it's it is literally just an update you know how we say that all the time it is even [ __ ] ign the outlet that constantly gives ea sports games the do roster updates year after year eights and nines could not defend or justify this completely stripped version of fifa 20. the switch version really doesn't help ea's case in currying gamers favor by essentially offering nothing but a bare bones roster update for nearly the price of a full game a macro transaction if you will the lack of additions to fifa 20 legacy edition outside of its new more honest name and its refusal to innovate either on or off the pitch a disappointing even borderline insulting this is surely not the legacy ea had in mind that has the gall to charge 45 for roster names in addition to all of this it retains all of the issues and bugs from previous games that were ironed out long ago for the other systems no new game modes no tweaks to gameplay missing features no volta no updates but of course the [ __ ] matt up madden fifa ultimate team micro transactions are there in all their [ __ ] glory and no ea attacking the label legacy isn't a [ __ ] excuse to be a lazy greedy piece of [ __ ] and you know what [ __ ] fifa 20 2 the complete edition [ __ ] it [ __ ] that game that game gets put here as well put it on put it on it may have more features but the ultimate team has made this game just [ __ ] okay and career mode continues to be overlooked as ea gouges its player bases stop it yes the menus have also benefited from a fresh look of paint but what lays within them is sadly exactly the same as fifa 19. again true to its word ea has added literally no new game mode since last year's outing nor have any tweaks been made to the existing one number seven this is a new level you lying [ __ ] it's the same [ __ ] level level two is the same level as level one they couldn't even wait to get two or three levels into the game before they start [ __ ] bra not acceptable what the [ __ ] contra rogue core this piece of [ __ ] abomination is a straight insult to the franchise a contra game where you have to uh wait for a cool down to shoot your [ __ ] gun a lot of people playing the most there was ever planned was 28 people in the entire world the entire world three of us was yeah three out of the four was us all right guys we'll put ourselves through this so you don't ever have to in contra you're gone a [ __ ] cool down the thing that you are supposed to do fire and all the time that generates all the fun in the game are you serious i wanna put it on my [ __ ] muscley eyes dude i have normal eyes [ __ ] that [ __ ] don't put muscly eyes bro check out his eyes he's got a [ __ ] six-pack on his eyes [Music] shitty graphics hilarious character took him animations it doesn't help that he was cross-eyed the whole time the player model is so bad awful level designs bosses and mini bosses that repeat over and over contra is [ __ ] how the [ __ ] can you mess up this formula when it's so simple is beyond me oh that's right konami but that makes sense jesus christ worse this game is 40 [ __ ] dollars still still not 20 or 15 or 10 or 5 40 [ __ ] dollars of pure torture my numbing chore to get through contra should pay its player base to play this crap a complete joke these [ __ ] roller skater guys are crazy they're harder than the bosses like you said they're harder than the bosses like he said another oh he's blue this time blue holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] [ __ ] this man they can't even [ __ ] reward you properly for doing the stupid [ __ ] that they want you to [ __ ] do oh my god what the [ __ ] why did you make her disappear that was the coolest [ __ ] i've ever seen what a waste of [ __ ] money someone's fever dream without the skill to implement said fever dream into video game form this is [ __ ] man it is the same repetitive procedurally generated hallways of ass i was supposed to say assets but it's ass all over the place it looks exactly the same let's head to that dressing room i've marked the location and there's this story that's running between these things it is one of the most worst torturous experiences to actually try to push through okay i'll give you four more minutes when we hit 8 50 central time we're done four more minutes use it wisely what it's not even nine yet four minutes it is not [ __ ] scary it is 100 annoying none of the trailers featured any real gameplay want to know why because it blows flash him joe show him your pp i see why you ladies came surprised there's too many ladies i'm embarrassed you can't get it up you don't have enough charge oh my god joe that's your you got to figure out what to do with that problem man get um what is it called uh uh viagra joe you will have to end up entertaining yourself the whole way like oj did but after a few hours of that you'll regret so much of buying it you will literally walk around a maze looking for canisters to put into machines so you can solve a puzzle to then walk around a boring same looking maze again and that's if you can get past the game breaking bugs no no no forget it [ __ ] this game it is four hours of this [ __ ] and i'm done over next game no i am executive decision chat back me up let me see what that goes back me up executive decision i'm out of here yes it does it's based on a true story uh-uh chat back me up is based on a true story that's what it said who's true story number five crackdown 3 will blow up the way you play games today by introducing a revolutionary new multiplayer experience using 100 destructible environments by connecting to the microsoft cloud play with 20 times the computational power of your xbox one and experience unrelenting destruction in mayhem [Music] it's not just what you can crack down three more like crap down three nine years nine years since the last installment of crackdown and you think that they could have done a teeny bit better job than this wet fart a game i literally could not bring myself to finish or play to completion it's [ __ ] folks i regret to inform you that crackdown 3 is well [ __ ] really it's not fun to say but it is what it is crackdown 3 is an uninspired lazy retread of the original crackdown which they might have gotten away with if this was 2007 but it's not 2007 so this game just looks and feels like something that's over 10 years old this game is a far cry from what we were promised so many years ago with so much development time how did this happen not even terry [ __ ] cruise and i [ __ ] love terry crews could save this piece of [ __ ] today [ __ ] yes there's some mindless fun yes okay and there's just like there's mindless fun in the previous two cracked down games yep exactly the same fun there is literally no reason to buy this game at 60 over those other two that came before it is a retread it is a budget title and they're lucky they put it on the xbox game pass it is pointless a pointless sequel whose dead rotting corpse was trotted out time after time after time at microsoft xbox events as this new revolutionary experience and system seller and it was all a [ __ ] lie today [ __ ] how the game feels felt so dated is beyond me it barely looks better than previous versions developed years ago crackdown 3 it's boring unexpired crappy physics crappy combat it's short it doesn't even deliver on all the destruction promises the multiplayer doesn't have the marketing do you remember the marketing structural damage that we saw in trailers it's more like styrofoam here in the multiplayer legos falling apart just lame ass it's a complete mess i'm tired of talking about it it's barely functional and poorly executed [ __ ] it [ __ ] crackdown 3. so we have that original cloud destruction system which was quite phenomenal and this is the this is the final result in the shipping game um and well what do you think let's just say that this this is this is a mode that i don't think was ever really worth all the attention that it got in the end that was a cool tech demo but what we have is still a tech demo just a massively stripped down tech demo i mean the multiplayer basically consists of a series of tiny arenas rather than full cities with structures like statues buildings and whatnot that can be destroyed and the destruction is not bad it's just relatively simple every building can be broken up into large chunks that essentially fall uh from their position realistically but all the chip damage is missing from that demo um and it just doesn't feel even as impressive as something like red fraction gorilla from last generation i'd say number four uh i'm just gonna say it wolfenstein youngblood sucks so uh remember when the new colossus came out and i reviewed it and said oh no they're going in the wrong direction i think the next game needs to swing back and focus on what was good in the series their gun playing the nazi killing well uh to put it very simply they didn't swing back they went in the completely opposite direction and in my opinion quite possibly destroyed the wolfenstein franchise wolfenstein youngblood hell yeah dude hell yeah dude hell yeah dude what can i say about wolfenstein youngblood that hasn't already been said hell yeah dude hell yeah dude if this game blows hell yeah dude and damn near just like contra ruins the original [ __ ] french hell yeah dude it is grindy is all [ __ ] inconsistent micro transactions just jammed in to fix the problem of grime that they create and awful annoying characters hell yeah dude what are they doing welcome to every intermission screen hell yeah dude terrible writing crappy mechanics pandering and so much more stupid [ __ ] hell yeah dude why bethesda felt the need to mess with this formula and put in this rpg-like system i will never know bullet sponges here they're just simply not fun to fight and that's the whole [ __ ] game sometimes completely refusing to notice i even existed when i was three feet in front of them hell yeah dude whip out your wallet to skip the stupid grind or push yourself through this stupid mess bethesda it's not a looter shooter how can you [ __ ] up shooting and killing nazis it's literally the easiest formula no local co-op which is all [ __ ] point of the game no shitty co-op mechanics by the way and if you do find somebody who will buy this [ __ ] with you i don't know what's wrong with them and the alternative is your brain dead ai partner he'll stop shooting him revive me help revive me and my god the cringe factor is through the [ __ ] roof here yes gun play can be good at times but what does it [ __ ] matter when by the fifth hour you'll want to tear your eyes out of their sockets let's never speak of this again it is it is easily the worst in the franchise and it's embarrassing it is it's simply [Music] embarrassing hell yeah dude number three let me pick all this is important [Laughter] left alive what can i say this is what would happen if metal gear solid phantom pain and front mission had an incestuous baby with numerous birth defects that immediately after birth was shot out of front missions vagina so hard that it flew out the adjacent window hit a tree and hit every branch of that ugly tree on the way down only stopping short of the ground to be choked out by its own ugly umbilical cord then save patched up given a [ __ ] helmet with unicorn stickers on it and pushed out to play in professional nfl football as a [ __ ] running back the body caught fire it's completely burnt kosher please report but my hair is perfectly swathed and i made sure to elegantly disheveled i made sure to put my wax damn it and spray oh damn it i dropped my gun oh i fell down perfect perfect just perfect now i can what am i supposed to do wax poetic on my situation in this war don't let anyone get out of here alive do not do not let anyone get out of here alive that is the level of competence and skill and intelligence that this game displays when played well you have the paper head shots that go three con kill him like that man he has some pretty good helmets you shot him ahead three times he's like hold on i don't i'm not gonna move i'm just gonna hold up wait a minute hold up oh hold up was that did you feel that oh [ __ ] oh no it is disgusting to look at it is disgusting to play and all you had to do at release was just use the dodge roll the whole time to get past enemies though that was quickly patched but still it was it's still the best way to get around the [ __ ] levels bro bro see if it actually works it actually works they never fixed it you are one hundred percent involved i didn't press it i didn't press it fast enough delray was subject to this entire game and barely came out alive on the other end oj had to literally give him mouth to mouth avoid this one at all cost it sucks and you know what i think this mobile developer is paying for reviews perhaps i'm suspect that they're paying for reviews because the user score is really [ __ ] high and and the people that say the things that they say are the dumbest [ __ ] i have ever [ __ ] read one of the most interesting games i have ever played this generation wonderful game remarkable political story can easily compete with the other games in this genre it reminded me of dark souls i didn't want you to die get [ __ ] you're supposed to cry how do you see out of that car they [ __ ] painted the [ __ ] windshield look at this [ __ ] car joe oh joe what the [ __ ] what just came out of it oh joe joe what was coming out of his body it didn't look like blood it looked like paint number two [Music] [Music] what the [ __ ] you [ __ ] it up fallout 76 first you piece of [ __ ] you literal manipulative greedy lazy low effort cash and destroyer of lazy franchises what the hell were you thinking 100 for this broken ass piece of [Music] i genuinely think she's just go where you want what do whatever you want oh [ __ ] right here just kidding make your player proud that he flips it out man fallout 76 fallout first 12 month membership taking a [ __ ] game that nearly won our worst game of 2018 if it weren't for quiet man and you know what no that was a mistake this game should have won last year because there was far more expectations from it it got off easy and i'm not going to let it off easy again 16 times the detail i was definitely saying something all of this just works it's not i'm not kidding so it goes on twice you know what at second place on back-to-back years because it can't even win at being the worst how [ __ ] fail this game is is that it fails at being a failure and continues to fail to this day a never-ending source of failure and bugs and glitches and broken mechanics that i had to make an entire segment for it on our 2019 news show shut the door [ __ ] this place shut the door fallout 76 first is an embarrassment to the franchise and why bethesda thinks it's anywhere near as good to charge 100 [ __ ] dollars a year to for the right to play it after you already spent 60 dollars is beyond criminal and reveals just how far from grace they have fallen over these past two years not one not two but three of their properties make the top worst games of 2019 list and that should be a huge slap in the face and a huge wet [ __ ] cleave the wake-up call to get your [ __ ] together and turn your train wreck around imagine paying 100 for fallout 76 in 2019 the [ __ ] game isn't even worth that it's not even sold for that it's 23 dollars number one according to the elderly scrolls she would be the only one able to touch the unicorn and free him and the elves from the curse together with her courage beings of light began to emerge joining this mission eternity the last unicorn yeah yeah this makes a lesson number one it is technically the worst reviewed game this year across all outlets but did anyone think that this game would be a success i mean seriously look at this [ __ ] no this game had no expectations to be good no reason to believe you know what did have expectations and would fail to live up to them in spectacular fashion which makes it so much worse and juicy anthem what i'm trying to say is that anthem has some son of a [ __ ] that is i want to tell you things [ __ ] y'all didn't think i'd forget about this piece of [ __ ] did you anthem that's right anthem is the real number one number one visions kelly your history the future you saw yourself i never trusted you the game that nearly destroyed an entire legendary studio and exposed it for being the shell of its former self that it now is anthem it's a horror story a warning to all other triple a and even indie developers who whose pride and hubris and incompetence can completely blind a studio into such painful mediocrity while marketing ramps things up to an insanely undeliverable level we're under attack anyone in the area we're under attack you can equip your javelin exo suit with gear that brings devastating power what the [ __ ] that never [ __ ] happens in the game that's exactly what would make it [ __ ] cool they [ __ ] lie to us and your publisher gets sick of your [ __ ] that they make you push out the game unfinished raw and a bug-filled mess of underdeveloped somehow overworked ideas the looter shooter where the loot sucks why do the drops suck so bad look here's the difference between an epic shotgun and a rare shotgun it's the same it's the same freaking weapons over and over and over and over they don't even bother to change the freaking models on the guns very much customization was mostly tied to micro transactions and the story was less than compelling oh a big ass [ __ ] battle with freelancers versus oh man one of our best friends left to meet the dominion forces head on we we don't get to play this do we [ __ ] pathetic missions and these bosses those strikes that you repeat over and over for less than an ideal loot that was so often broken itself and unsatisfying oh guess what chat this one's broken the stats didn't roll and it didn't do anything so this is [ __ ] worthless i love my zero percent for zero seconds flamethrowers this is really a good item you know getting enemy fl or flamethrower damage increased by zero percent for zero seconds stacking the zero it's really good it's really good item really good item anthem was no doubt the huge [ __ ] up of 2019 proving that the games as a service model is a cancer on the industry the the fix it later mentality the develop the actual game better after everyone has paid their 60 dollars to beta test their game for them it doesn't work loading was 5 minutes and 20 seconds total the actual gameplay 4 minutes 23 seconds of actual game play and this was for the arcanist runes contract and you'll be playing a lot of this [ __ ] over and over the pathetic cataclysm event that was supposed to save the game with the you know raid content was a joke anthem sucked where the [ __ ] did they not finish the [ __ ] game this is all that there is after six years of development this is simply it where are all the paint vinyls wear states animations and all this stuff in the drops that would have made the loot in the game exciting getting stuff and i'm finished with the game i actually completely finished with the main storyline and i looked the same the entire [ __ ] time are you [ __ ] me are you [ __ ] [ __ ] me and it was tough to see this once legendary studio stumble and fall so hard on its face so completely literally no one plays this game more people play the abomination of fallout 76 than they play this failure the only hope is that bioware uses this as a teachable moment learn from it never let this happen again what's a great way to extend the length of but i hope you enjoy it you idiot i hope you enjoy my where to creativity develop your games abandoned games as a service and half-assed releases and crappy micro transactions and make the damn game the right way the first time at release and with that i am released from my obligations of 2019's worst [ __ ] games and i gave you a little bit more i want to thank all of our supporting members who i've i've opened this up and they've shown their love and support forming the backbone of the angry army the mobile infantry i will call them so they're going forward i can cuss as much as i [ __ ] want it's my [ __ ] show and you guys are there to support me whatever youtube does and thank you so much as we go into this next decade of gaming together it should be really really fun thank you guys so much for watching please please consider clicking those links down below and uh jumping into some of that bonus non-content and bloopers and [ __ ] we got thank you guys for watching we'll see you on the next angry joe show and more lists are coming thank you guys bye see you on the next angry joe show you

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Keywords: angryjoe, angryjoeshow, top 10, top list, worst games, disappointing games, gaming, game review, preview, impressions, review, angry review, 2019, WORST GAMES, Eternity: The Last Unicorn, Anthem, Fallout 76 First, Left Alive, Wolfenstien: Youngblood, Crackdown 3, Dollhouse, Contra: Rogue Corps, FIFA 20 Legacy, WWE 2K20, NBA 2k20, Madden 20, angry rant, Ghost Recon: Breakpoint, Narcos: Rise of the Cartels, Monster Jam Steel Titans, Rage 2, Blair Witch

Id: BeefDm4vDQI

Length: 67min 9sec (4029 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 17 2020