Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : Nine eleven Deniers Sorry!! || Louis C.K

breakfast the other day and uh we're listening to npr we always listen to npr because we're better than you and [Music] so we're listening to npr at breakfast the other morning and there's this one story where they kept using this phrase they kept saying 9 11 deniers they kept saying that 9 11 dinars my daughter was like what is that and i said well it's a group of people that think september 11th was a conspiracy and she said oh i thought they were saying 9 11 deniers yeah she thought they met nine people who just ain't buying this 11 just a small fringe group really there's only nine of them but they still got an npr they got on the radio because they're dedicated they protest every day they're the 9 11 deniers they're outside of the white house it goes 10 12 13. know it we are the 9 11 deniers we know that 11 is a number propagated on the people by the man why do we have 11 when we have 13 and 14 and 15 16 17 18 and 19 but we do not have a one team what happened to one team the government took one team and replaced it with some called 11. we are the nine that deny that mr president give us back one team i don't mean to offend any chinese people with a stereotype but that's right i'm chinese i lived in shanghai i'm china easier than a i'm a chopsticks and why not all right i'm sorry here's the thing stereotypes are harmful that's true but the voices are funny and i i don't know how to reconcile those two facts i enjoy doing the voices but they're offensive so i do them at home i used to do them for my kids when they were little they liked them they didn't know it was a race thing they just enjoyed daddy do the friendly man you want me to be the friend of man little girl we love the friendly man he loves little white girls too let's have some scrambled eggs and then i grew up and i was like don't talk about the friendly manage maybe don't talk to your teachers about them my kids go to a public school in new york city and uh they all right send your kids there then teach them that that's what life is like the teachers amaze me because i don't know this is the worst here's the worst thing about this country to me is that there's there's no more noble profession than to be a public school teacher it's easily please please don't you're not gonna like it you're not gonna like where it's going i don't recommend clapping at any things you'll regret it at the end of the thing in a democracy there's no more noble contribution you can make than to teach in a public school and in this country the people that do that they're losers they're just rock bottom losers and everybody knows it but they keep doing it new people are teaching every day knowing how shitty it is they show up they tell them ahead of time hi what is this job and they say okay here's what we need you to do we need you to make children know math wow do they want to know math no they don't want to know it you need to make them know it against their will while they're exploding sexually and be who are these children just whatever kids live near the building how much do i get paid about ten dollars every four years what if i get really good at it what happens nothing nothing happens nobody notices and you get fired and you die alone okay i'll try it for 25 years my daughter's learning about greek mythology and she's asking me questions about it she was like daddy who's achilles's mother i said i don't know don't ask me that i don't know who achilles his mother is don't yell it out if you know it please it gets campy amputees nobody cares what you know had a question about achilles and it was an interesting question and i'll tell it to you but first the story of achilles real quick achilles was a baby uh he was a greek um baby and he didn't stay that way but when he was a greek baby his mother who was a goddess took him into the river styx which is at hades the land of the dead and she dipped him in the water of the river sticks because there was a magical quality to that water that you it would make you impervious of any harm you couldn't be hurt it was like a shield right so she she dipped him in that water to protect him but she held him by the heel that's the important detail held him by the heel which is an awkward way to hold a baby by the heel try holding a baby by the heel and dipping it in a river you will never see that baby again i lost that baby in the water i tried to wash him and he fell in the river this time is achilles i lose your baby you told me to hurt him by the hill he's asleep his achilles his mother is a mexican nanny it's a lesser known character in the iliad anyway his mother she was able to hold on of course because she was a goddess she was the goddess of grip or whatever i don't know and she held on and then he was protected except on his heel his heel was not protected and so that's what we call your achilles heel you're one vulnerable place everybody's got their achilles heel achilles achilles heel was his heel like literally anyway so my daughter here was her question she said how come his mother didn't just dip him again she could have just dipped him one more time with the other leg in there what did she just like give you're like a sign that says one dip per goddess did you ever color an easter egg it's not that complicated you dip it and then you hold it differently and dip it again smart kid i i was proud of her but at the same time i thought who the are you to judge this woman it bothered me because here's what the story of achilles teaches me is that if you're a parent it's never enough what you do for these it's just never enough it's still gonna be your fault how much more do you want from a mother she dipped her kid in magic water and protected 99 of his body is any of it up to him he could have just wore a big shoe and be careful but he goes out and sandals flip-flops and a sword and fights the whole planet i'm achilles because my mother did me finally somebody got in the heel and he's like mom thanks a lot mom get my heel she's so stupid she ruined it you achilles you greek

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Length: 10min 7sec (607 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 18 2020

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