Boo-Boo Bear! I'm finally here.
Look, it's my floor! Eeh! Shh. But I was just- Quiet floor.
Silence at all times? I'll literally never survive. Shh! -Yah!
-Shh. [sighing]
Shh. [slurping]
Shh. Ah! Come on, pick up, pick up.
Leni, you won't believe- Wait. Why are you
still in your bathrobe? Didn't school start, like,
five hours ago? <i> Well, yeah, but I couldn't go.
You never said what to wear.</i> <i> Now, how about this fit
and flare dress?</i> <i> OMGosh, is the dress that bad?</i> No, I'm stuck on the quiet floor and everyone hates me. Shh. I'm trying, okay?! Well deserved and much desired
peace and quiet, check. I have to tell you about
this dream I had last night. I'd love to hear it,
but as you can see, I'm- So I'm hanging out
in this coffin [Lincoln sighing]
and all of a sudden- Peace and quiet, check, again. Izzy, where are you? Ah! Ow! There you are. Oh, hey, Lincoln. I see you met my new lizard,
Izzy. Wanna pet him? Peace and quiet, check, again. AH! Nice stage dive, bro. Finally.
Peace and quiet, check, again. Oh, hey, Lincoln.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
[laughing] I would talk trash,
but I refuse. [laughing] Now we're both on a roll.
[laughing] Sheesh. Is it too much to ask
for a little peace and quiet so that a guy can read
his comic in his undies? Sadly,
when you've got ten sisters, it's almost impossible
to get a moment's peace. <i> Do you find it almost impossibe
to get a moment's peace?</i> Yes. Wait. Yes. <i> Then you need
the Noise-B-Gone! 2000 earbuds</i> <i> with 12 different
soothing sounds.</i> <i> Tune out that noisy world
and enjoy a little me time.</i> <i> Only 19.95. Call now.</i> Sold. [chiming]
Shh. Same day delivery?
How much more is that? Hmm. Yeah, let's do it. Ah! Noise-B-Gone 2000.
Take my money. Noise... be gone. Goodbye, pesky, noisy sisters.
Hello, me time. [birds chirping] Whatever you say, sis! [birds chirping] Cool jams! [birds chirping] You know it, girl! [birds chirping] Noise-B-Gone,
you... are... awesome! So why stop at comics?
Let the quiet times roll. Funny. Funny stuff.
You betcha, Lynn-arino! Uh-huh. I hear that. Absatootly. [chirping] [sighing] [chirping] Thanks for a silent day, guys.
You are my new best buds. [sighing] The library? But why? Yeah, why?
Engage Agent Steele button cams. Hi. Uh, can you tell me
where the suspense section is? Do you like suspense books? Yes, yes,
I do like suspense books. Fishy. -Super fishy.
-Fish city. Eh, she's just getting a flippy. Peach, huh?
You sure you don't want cherry? I hate cherries. That's weird.
Who doesn't like cherries? -Whoa!
-Oh! Hey, get that junk out of my- [screaming] And stay out! Why do I suddenly feel naked? It's true. Mom and dad
are getting rid of us. I'm gonna go down there and
give them a piece of my mind. Guys, shh, quiet down. I'm gonna lose my princess bed.
Don't you tell me to quiet down! This is what got us in trouble
in the first place. The yelling and the fighting
and the loudness. Lincoln's right. We have to be quiet
and perfectly well-behaved. If we all work together, maybe we can convince Mom
and Dad not to get rid of us. Now, who's with me? We are! We are. Sorry, love,
time to go acoustic. So sorry, Mr. Coconuts. Without me, you're just a hand.
Hey, I bring the funny. You're only- Here's your shirt back. Thanks. Wait, that's my sweater. Remember the plan. And it looks so much cuter
on you. [laughing] Oh my gosh, Luan. Are you okay? Help, guys,
I think Luan's trapped. Ladies first! No, dear twin, after you! You're too kind, dear Lola
but I must insist you go first. I shan't hear of it. And I would never forgive myself
if I went before you. Oh, please, age before beauty.
You are two minutes older. Oh, dear brother, you go first. Thanks. [Lynn Sr] Honey, please,
won't you reconsider? [sighing] Guys, mom and dad are
at the vent again. Okay.
Maybe I judged them unfairly. Forget what I said about
getting rid of all of them. -It worked.
-We did it. We get to stay. Oh, joy, what a relief. Speaking of relief,
everyone out, please. -Yes.
-I knew... Now I get
my electric guitar back. Ooh, invisible rope. [ringing] This is Clyde. Clyde, it's Lori. I have a big time problem
on my hands, and I need your help. Lori, I think you have
the wrong number. This is Clyde... McBride. I know, and also,
I know you're the brains of the Clincoln McCloud
operation. Which is why I called you
and not Lincoln. Um, Lori, you're on speaker. Oh, sorry.
I guess you can help, too. Listen, I think there's a ghost
on campus that's haunting me and I need your ghost hunting
expertise to get rid of it. A ghost? We've been waiting
our whole lives for this call. I can't tell anyone here because I don't want them
to think I'm losing it. Which is why I'm gonna need
you guys to be discreet. Don't worry. Discreet is
what we're all about. Let's go get that ghost. Wait. Let me try one.
That ghost is gonna be toast. [grunting] Lincoln, you left one
of your blasty toys! [laughing] Be cool, Dad.
It's called a ghost phaser. Hey, there's my girl! Hey, Dad. OK, Dad. Time to go. OK. OK, bye, kids! Have fun! Lori, there's a lasagne
in Lincoln's toy bag. [groaning] Dad, it's not- You guys are literally saving
my life. I'm so freaked out that
I'm starting to lose my hair. Heh, I noticed. We need to get rid
of this ghost quickly and quietly so I can focus
on the tournament. [beeping] Clear.
No spectral activity over here. [shrieking] [grunting] My new caddy. [laughing nervously] So, this is the first place
that I saw the ghost. [gasping] Clyde,
I found something over here! [gasping] [sniffing]
Blegh! It's even grosser
than I thought. Awesome! -What is it?
-Ectoplasmic residue! Ghost goop. I'll take some
for further study. [grunting] Huh?
[screaming] [thudding] We need to go. [grunting] So he blows the putt for bogey,
and then I'm all like, scrap the blade
and use the rest- Clear. Would you put those away?
There are people in here. This is the spot where
the ghost Arnold Palmered me. All I'm getting is
floor wax and, oh, somebody stepped
in something. The spectral evidence
has obviously been mopped away. We'll have to recreate
the splash patterns to see what type of ghost
we're dealing with. Hmm. Did it splash you like this
or more like this? Neither.
It didn't throw the drink at me. Ah. So maybe more like this?
Oops. Sorry. We were just leaving. Huh? Guys, remember,
this is a library, so I need you to be extra quiet. Got it. Guys, what did I just say? Shh. Hi again. This is where the ghost started
hurling books at me. Yeah, just like that. I'll save you, Lori! [gasping]
No! Don't shoot me, Clyde,
shoot the ghost! [grunting] [screaming] [gasping]
There it is! We've got you now, ghost. Ready, aim... Gah! It's in non-fiction! Now it's in biographies! Oh! [thudding] It's headed
to the romance section! No wait... it's coming back! [groaning] That was awesome! Oh, it's getting away!
Follow it! Huh? [alarm sounding] Uh, so sorry.
Uh, maybe this will help? Uh, gotta go! [alarm sounding] Honey,
you shouldn't be out here. Go back inside and get to bed. I just wanted
to see you guys off. I'll miss you while
you're at Aunt Ruth's today. It's a ding ding shame
I'm gonna miss the slides how of a bus tour of the malls
of the Midwest. [sneezing] Oh, Gesundheit. It's okay. Aunt Ruth will
totally understand. It's not fair.
Why does daddy get to stay home? [sneezing] Eh. Question answered. Get lots of rest.
We'll see you tonight. -Bye, dad.
-Get better, pops. Whoo-hoo! I'm free! Ha ha ha! Uh, nice try, but your judge mental stares
won't work. Yes. A day of peace and quiet
in this house is a rare thing and I won't apologize
for really, really wanting one. <i> Welcome to Operation
Desert Storm.</i> <i> Today is all about waffles.</i> Oh, yay, my favorite W food. This is going
to be the perfect day. <i> And now we return
for our next segment,</i> <i> For Whom
The Belgian Waffle Tolls.</i> [laughing] Oh, waffle puns.
You gotta love em. Huh?
[barking, meowing] <i> And now, viewers,</i> <i> we're going to reveal
the secret ingredient</i> <i> to our raspberry waffle recipe.</i> The secret is... this.
[screaming, thudding] [groaning] Oh. I missed
the secret ingredient to the raspberry waffles. Come to think of it,
it's probably just raspberries. [barking, hissing] Sorry, guys,
not on my perfect day. You guys can chase each other
all you want out here. Huh? Huh? Peace and quiet at last. Huh? Huh? Is... is that a cricket?
Not today. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Huh? There you are. Eat liquid spray butter, bug. Ow. Right on the tail bone. Oh. It is on. Ha! Ow. Gotcha. [laughing] [screaming] And here's a bathroom stall
from a mall in Indianapolis. This one had auto-flushing like
the ones at a fancy steakhouse. Dad's so lucky
to be home sleeping. Ugh. Shh! Lynn, you're gonna miss
the massage chairs at the mall at Walnut Grove! Where are ya? Aha! Enjoy my size-11, you beast! Huh? Huh? Time for a little rock and roll,
huh? How do you like that, huh?
[laughing] Oh! Tailbone again! Ha! This. Ends. Now. Oh no! Ow! My hand! Time-out. [toilet flushing] Time-in. I gotcha!
[laughing] OK, you quiet-ruining varmint,
out you go. This seems far enough.
Go ruin someone else's day. No one outmaneuvers Lynn Loud when peace and quiet are
on the line. [chuckles]
Ah. No, no. No! No! No!
Key. Key, key, key, key, key! NO! Dang it! [ringing] Sorry. That's my sister.
Hi, Leni. What's up? <i> Luan's running a comedy club
out of her room!</i> -Again?!
-Shh. Ooh, sorry.
OK, here's what you do. What do you call
a chicken mixed with a- Folks, we've gotta shut
this place down. We are over ca... pa... huh? Capacity. Capacity! Well, if the fire department's
here, I guess that's legit. Scoots, where's your scooter? I upgraded. Thanks for the assist, dude! [sighing] Now can I be done? Hey Leni, is it cool if Clyde
and I watch<i> The Disemboweling</i> ? Isn't that supposed
to be the scariest movie of all time? [scoffing]
What? It's a comedy! So Leni, can we? Leni? I'll take that as a yes. Yes! With that terrible tee shot,
a redo was requested, and thus was created:
The Mulligan. [ringing]
Oh, my word! Sorry. Leni, I can't talk.
I'm in class. <i> Lori, please!</i> You've got this! Huh? Fine. But if I get a call
from someone named Boo-Boo Bear, I'm gonna need that back. [grunting] [sighing]
I don't know how many times your mother and I have
to say this, but when you're out there
on the road Lori, you need to be 100% focused. Which means the rest of you need
to keep quiet and behave. If we find even one more nick
on Vanzilla you can say goodbye to your driving privileges
indefinitely! [gasping] We promise. Wow! Way to dish out
the discipline, hun! Thanks! You know,
we have really got this parenting thing down
to a science. We're experts. [grunting] Thanks, Flip. Oh, no, thank you. Hey, who changed the station? I wanna hear
the top three, three! -Top forty!
-Today's obituaries. This Michigan Life! Ah! All I see is black!
Ow! Someone help! We're looking at twelve sprains,
two minor breaks, and a twist. Hey, I ain't got time
for medical speak Doc, I'm sittin' on a van
of old Flippees that needs movin'. You won't be back on your feet
for at least a week. Is there someone
who can take care of you? Nah, Flip's a lone wolf. [howling, cracking, yelping] GAH! Cheese and crackers. You guys, this is all our fault.
We should take care of Flip. But how can we do that without Mom and Dad finding out
what we did? Yeah, we'll lose
Vanzilla privileges forever! We can hide him in the morgue.
A few beds just opened up. Ugh. Or we could just hide him
in our attic. Actually, that's not a bad idea. It's quiet, far away
from Mom and Dad's room. The attic it is. Now we just need a safe way
to get him there. [yelping] Alright, by my calculations,
we have 37.23 minutes to get Flip in the attic before our parental units arrive
home from work. Red light! [gasping]
Dad! Everyone down! I know how to distract him. Hi, I'd like to make
a song request. <i> Strap in and start clangin',
cause we got a special request</i> <i> for the new 27-minute single,
from Cowbell and Sebastian.</i> Oh,
this is my favorite song ever. [groaning] Sorry about the rough ride,
Flip. Don't worry.
Ol' Flip's tough as sandpaper. 14.34 minutes,
almost in the clear. [babbling] [gasping] Oh, my bad. Oh, Mom, did I tell you
about Carol's new haircut?! Oh, uh...
No, I don't think you did. She got bangs!
I mean, so brave right? Pretty sure I saw
a perfectly good door on the front of the house. Nah, this is way easier. Okay, but all this up
and down is rattlin' my innards! [farting] Wait! You haven't even seen
the pics yet. Hurry, hurry, hurry. Watch out for the door! Here's Carol, with a headband.
Ha! So cute. Oh, there's more. ...and, um, here's
how her bangs look pinned back. So cute right? Right? Okay, sorry.
Lily really needs a change, hon. Oh, um...
I'll do it, I've got it. Never mind, it's all you. [coughing] Was the broom closet taken? This is the comfiest spot
in the house. And you have access
to my collection of antique medical equipment. Hmm. Who's got a hankering
for takeout?! Eh, I could eat. Whoa, whoa.
You gotta stay off your feet. We'll bring you a plate. Room service? Eh,
Flip likes the sound of that, but no broccoli. Lincoln,
is this too much mascara? Be honest. It's super,
super, super important! [sighing] I couldn't agree more! Agree with what? Right back at ya! Okay, you're weird. So, Lincoln,
are you the biggest dork in the world? You can say that again! And do you love
the taste of dog poop? You know it! So, he's been tuning us out
all day? No wonder he didn't help me
restring my guitar. Or come to my séance. And that's why
he didn't laugh at my jokes. Yeah, that's why. I'm gonna go rip out
those earbuds and... Oh, no, no.
I've got a better plan! So, all that stuff you guys
made me do today... -That was all made up?
-Yep. I can't believe
you guys pranked me like that. You had it coming, little bro. You can't just ignore us.
We're your family. And remember,
you're not the only one who has to live
in a noisy house. We all do. -True!
-Lincoln! Lincoln! You were supposed to help me
with my lab experiment! Okay, Lisa,
you can give it a rest. I know all about
your little joke. What joke? I'm gonna need those. [Lincoln]
Now I can't hear anything!
