[chomps] [yelling] Sounds like someone got
trapped in the bathroom again. Grr! Somebody let me out! Bobby's coming over to study and I only have
three hours to get ready! Aah! Oof! Grr! This house is literally
falling apart! Lori's right. With kids, four pets,
and two parents who insist on fixing everything themselves, our house is a bit of a--
how do I put this nicely? Disaster. You've got the faulty
water pressure. [metal creaking] Eh, I'll go borrow some water
from Charles's bowl. Try to have
a little dignit--eee! And the creaky floorboards. [wood creaks] Lori? Leni? Luan? Don't forget about
the rotting wood. Luna! Then there's
the clunky furnace. Well, Captain, after 13 weeks
of careful construction, your ship is finally ready. [furnace rattling] And the crummy TV signal. It's fuzzy again! To the left, Dad! D'oh! Da-ha! Oh, something's got me! Wait, wait! That's perfect! [cheers] Aah! Aww! And the doorknob situation. Dang it. Dang it. Dang it. Dang it. Dang it. Dang it. Dang it. And I feel like there's
something I'm leaving out. Aah! Right, the mailbox. Ridiculous. There wasn't even a breeze. Hi, I'll take three
double bacon cheeseburgers and three drinks. Girls, getting fast food
is not usually part of the test drive. Duh, we gotta test
the cup holders. And we got you
a double bacon cheeseburger. Oh. I'm vegan, but what the heck. Boo Boo Bear, I'm finally here! Look, it's my floor, yee! [shushing] But I was just-- Quiet floor,
silence at all times? I'll literally never survive. [shushing] <i> ♪ Ey girl, if I could,
Ey girl, ey girl! ♪</i> Welcome to Canada. Here's your complimentary
snowsuit and tuk. You're gonna wanna put those on. Thanks, but I'm all set--
[screaming] Don't worry,
you're going to love it here! <i> ♪ Welcome to Canada
It's a treat this time of year♪</i> <i> ♪ So go on, mount your
Moose for your commute ♪</i> <i> ♪ That's how we get
Around 'round here ♪</i> <i> ♪ Try the ketchup chips
Just costs a loonie! ♪</i> <i> ♪ Don't resist ♪</i> <i> ♪ The Chinook winds are very
Very extraordinary-nary ♪</i> <i> ♪ So if you love ♪</i> <i> ♪ Mounties, gravy, bags of milk
A minus 50 morning chill ♪</i> <i> ♪ We've got it, boys
So come and seize the day ♪</i> <i> ♪ Go and break the ice and
Make a life north of the USA ♪</i> <i> ♪ Welcome to Canada
You're in Canada ♪</i> <i> ♪ The hottest day
is ten below ♪</i> <i> ♪ Your snot will freeze,
Don't blow your nose ♪</i> <i> ♪ In Canada (Canada)
You're in Canada ♪</i> <i> ♪ Come try the best
Poutine around ♪</i> <i> ♪ Watch hockey pucks
Grow from the ground ♪</i> <i> ♪ We've got the most
Maple syrup per capita ♪</i> <i> ♪ Welcome to Canada ♪</i> <i> ♪ Skate up to Saskatchewan
You'll never see the sun ♪</i> <i> ♪ The beavers and
The lumberjacks ♪</i> <i> ♪ Both look
The same to everyone ♪</i> <i> ♪ I think we've got
A baseball team ♪</i> <i> ♪ But no one really knows ♪ </i> <i> ♪ It's impossible to tell
Under the 20 feet of snow ♪</i> <i> ♪ The 30 feet of snow
The 40 feet, the 50 feet ♪</i> <i> ♪ Oh no, oh no, oh no ♪</i> <i> ♪ Welcome home to Canada
It's Canada! ♪</i> <i> ♪ It's C-A-N-A-D-A
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh yay! ♪</i> [grunting] We're here! Ho-ho! The bodega's looking good. Are you ready to spend
two wonderful days with your family? [whistling] Hector! You were supposed
to put up all the decorations this morning! I was helping customers. You were gossiping
with the customers. I do not gossip. By the way, did you hear Vito Filliponio
whitens his teeth? Ugh! [squawks] Too slow! Sergio! Give Lalo back his toy! Carl! Did you use
all my hair product again? This kind of handsome
doesn't happen on its own! Stop it!
You're smooshing the flair! [camera clicks] I love seeing
my babies play so sweetly. [wailing] I'm Super CJ! [whooshing sounds] Okay, Super CJ.
Just watch where you're going. Oof! Huh, whoopsie. [clears throat] Ooh! Did you knw
that sea anemones glow when they're scared? Dad, it's the weekend. You're not supposed
to be doing professor stuff. Oh, this isn't for work.
It's just for fun! [squawks] Nerd alert! Carlos, put this on
the table for me, please. [panting] [slopping] Where should we put this? No, no, no! Right here! Why did we wait
so long to do this? Bobby! [all gasping] [whooshing] CJ! Oof! How're you doing, buddy? You grow any more, and
you're gonna have to carry me! [overlapping chatter] Oh, mija, I'm so happy I get to have you
for two whole days! Yay! Two whole days. Thanks for coming with us, Luan. Sure. Just because I'm not funny doesn't mean I can't enjoy
someone else's comedy. Wait, does it? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to Junior Comedian's Night! Please give a hearty
Chortle Portal welcome to our first comedian,
Lincoln Loud! [cheers and applause] Lincoln? And what's he doing
with my joke notebooks? [clears throat] Hello, Royal Woods. So, did you hear
that the lipstick and the eyeliner
got into a fight? Because seven ate nine! [gasps] That's the wrong punch line! Never mind, here's one
I know you're gonna love. Why did the chickpea
cross the road? Wait, that doesn't make sense. Oh! Chicken! This writing is
really hard to read. Why did the students
eat their homework? Because their teacher said
it would be a piece of pie! No, no, no! The punch line is
"piece of cake"! [laughter] Oh. [chuckles] His delivery was
a little crummy. [laughter] But don't worry,
things are about to get batter. [laughter] Did you hear about the race
between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a head,
but the tomato was trying to ketchup! [laughter] Why couldn't Timmy
ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish! Okay, okay, everybody. Let's give it up for
Bud Grouse and his poem "My Yard, My Property." Okay, last call for any more
performers in the house? [door bangs open] Yes! There's a whole van load
of talented young writers right here. Oh. Okay, cool.
All right, then. Come on up. This is it, guys. Have fun. -Whoo-hoo!
-I'm so glad I have my hat. [horn honking] What's that? [tires screech] It's Principal Huggins!
He found us! Don't worry.
I'll take care of him. Just get up there and perform. [eyelids shimmer] [alarm chirps] Sorry, sir.
This is a no-golf-cart zone. No-golf-cart zone? I've never heard of
anything like that. Listen, bro, unless
you're the kind of guy who isn't into
following rules... Oh, no, no, I love rules. Well, great. There's golf cart parking
50 blocks thataway. -50 blocks?
-Uh, yep. [tires screech] Thank you, sir. Oh, sure. No problem, lady. All right, kiddos, welcome to
Grand Venture State Park. Let's go, people.
Move it, move it! Lincoln, why are you pushing us? Yeah, what's the rush? We are literally
the only people here. If we can get in the park
before Lisa makes any discoveries, that means
Lucy's predictions are bogus and I'm home free. Yes! We made it! Science: One.
Medieval hocus pocus: Zero. Right, Lis? Lis? Lisa, hurry up, get in here. Sorry. I had to finish
that chapter. [bell ringing] [gasps] Sweet mother
of scientific discoveries! It's an owl with deer antlers! [screams] Lucy, I concede that
your psychic predictions are uncannily accurate. And now I'm off to show
this fascinating creature to the park ranger. See you later, Lincoln.
Well, maybe not. [dramatic music] Yes! I can get the music
sting station on my phone! All right, gang, first stop is
the Grand Stalactite Caverns. Ooh, if it's dark, I'm in. Ooh, if it's dark, I'm out. Lincoln, you've been looking
forward to this trip for months. Don't you wanna
check out the caverns? And get impaled by a stalactite? Are you really gonna
let a silly prediction ruin your fun? Yes, I am. I'm gonna stay right here,
where it's nice and safe. [bats screeching] [screaming] Killer bats! Oh, they're just butterflies. I don't get it. How could
Chandler not invite us? I loaned him a pencil
in math class and held the bathroom door
open for him. And I made eye contact
with him every day... like this... Who wouldn't want
this face at a party? -Hi, Lincoln.
-L-L-L-Lori? [sighing] Hey, Lori. Thanks for telling me
about the job opening here. Guess what?
I literally got hired! Now I can buy a new dress
for the big dance this Friday. The theme is
"Romance Under the Sea," and Bobby and I are
the Sea King and Queen. It's gonna be
the greatest night ever. <i> Loud, back to work!</i> <i> If you got time to lean,
you got time to clean.</i> Coming! Just follow my lead, and
remember, regular and normal. Oops. [giggles] Boo Boo Bear,
what am I doing wrong? Can you help me? But, babe, you're on
the varsity golf-- Ow! I mean, sure,
babe, I'll help you. Okay, just square your
shoulders and follow through. Oops. Ow! What was that for? I thought, uh, um, uh,
how about that baseball team that played the other night? Ooh. [chuckles]
Great shot, Boo Boo Bear. [laughs] That one's for you, babe. Aw! [giggles] Ooh. Great shot, Rocky Bear. What? I totally shanked it. My ball went down
a rain gutter. Ha ha. Ha ha. You're so funny. Ah! Good shot, bro. Ooh, this hole is creepy.
Right, Lucy? Whoa, the Freilich 2000 with
crushed velvet interior. I've only seen these
in catalogs. Lucy, no, no, no. [whispering]
Regular and normal. Ahh! Well, there you go. Now it's a one-star,
so you're good. And please watch over Cliff,
Charles, Geo, and Walt, and Izzy, Hops, Bitey,
Fangs, El Diablo-- Lana. But I didn't get to
my ant colony yet. Good night. [insect chirping] Seriously? That's not
bothering anyone else? Oh, my bad. Those gas station burritos
always get me going. Not that, the cricket. Ouch! Seriously, dude? I'm sorry. I can't see anything. Let me just turn on a light. [sirens blaring on TV] Lincoln! Sorry. [sirens blaring] [bed vibrating] Lincoln! Oh! I'm sorry. I can't figure out how
anything works in here. [alarm blaring] Lincoln, stop hitting switches.
You're making things worse. Now, where is the
dang plug for this thing? Ow! I'll get some more towels
to clean up that coffee. [screams] [blaring stops] Well, that should do it. Whoever wired this place
had no idea what they were doing. I think they knew exactly
what they were doing. Look what I found.
This cricket is a fake. It's from Fanny's
Prank Emporium. [all gasp] Use felt hangers for
the designer duds, arrange the ties
from fun-time casual to serious business. And don't forget
the Spokes-men motto. For satisfaction guaranteed, learn what a dude wants
and what a dude needs. There's that old sales gene.
Oh, that reminds me. Boot cut jeans are
on sale over there. Rust-man, you're
really saving my hide. [sniffles and sobs] Dad, not the silk! That was a test, son,
and you passed. Just one more thing
before I leave. Nothing on that
tailoring rack is for sale. -Those items are...
-Pick up only. Don't worry. I got this. Ha, that's my boy. Okay. Got it, Dad. Don't wanna keep
the fabric guy waiting. See ya. You will be mine.
Ready, guys? Whoa, whoa, what do you
hooligans think you're doing? We're shopping for our mom, sir. [gasps] Bobby Boo Boo Bear. Babe! I love a man in uniform. It's okay, boss. I know them. Very reassuring, Boo Boo Bear. Huh. Eggs, milk. Okay, okay. Looks legit.
But any monkey business, and you're all out
on your keisters. All right, guys,
you heard him. You all have to be
on your best behavior. Now, if we each take
a section of Mom's list-- [all cheering and laughing] I should've known. I've been played. I've got 200 dollars. I just need a way
to save four dollars. Ooh, 10 cents off
the dented one. A couple more savings like this, and I'll have enough
for my Zombie Bran. Yippie-ki-yay, market shoppers. [hooting and hollering] Lynn! [gasps] Eject! Eject! Hi, Bobby. Hey, babe-- I mean, Lori. Hi, Ronnie Anne. You're
looking lovely this evening. Yeah, we weirdos clean up nice. Let's just get this over with. Good evening,
mon jour and senoritas. Welcome to Jean Juan's
French-Mex Buffet! Clyde, what are you doing? Ooh, mints! [groaning] Just here to help you, buddy. I know what you're up to, please
don't mess this up for me. Don't worry, you won't
even know I'm here. [screaming] [screaming] So, table for three? - Actually, there are four--
- Very good! Three, right this way. [bell ringing] Oh I'm so sorry,
but a private party booked the entire massage facility. Might this change your mind? Well, worth a shot. I wonder what big-wig
is in there. Less oil, sweetheart.
You're not marinating a chicken. [ooo-ing] Hey, guys, I'm Mrs. Salter.
Okay, so here's the lowdown. Juice bar in the back,
help yourself. Also, there are cards
on the desks with your names on 'em.
Rip Hardcore themed. I love the show. And he is
a personal friend of mine. [in unison] Wow! See? I told you guys, there
is nothing to worry about. Um, Mrs. Salter?
I can't find my desk. My name's Lincoln Loud? Oh, okay, here you are. Looks like you're in
Mr. Bolhofner's class. [gasps] No, that can't be right! I know I requested this class! For the love of sponge cake,
say you turned in the form! Say it! I did. See?
There's a check mark. [sniffing] That's not a check,
that's a Flippee stain! [groaning] Mrs. Salter, can't he stay? I mean, he's already here. Please! Yeah, we have to stick together. Yeah, we just sang
a dang song about it. Oh, I am so sorry,
guys, but we're full. Lincoln's gonna have to report
to Mr. Bolhofner's class. Where's that? The trailer? Here's a juice for the road. It's quite a hike. [whimpering] Any behavioral issues,
like biting? Only during full moons.
[howling] [laughing] Werewolf joke. Potty-trained? Have been for 42 years.
[chuckles] Lynn, stop.
Yes, Lily is potty-trained. Perfect. I think we're set. I'll go ahead and
take Miss Lily now. Well, champ, put 'er there. Wow, honey,
you handled that surprisingly-- [sobbing] They're all leaving us! [sobbing] Now this here is chicken manure,
and that there is cow manure. And up there's
the loft I fell out of. Intense.
Did you break anything? Nah, I fell into goat manure. [goat bleating] That's the softest
of your manures. Hey Liam, is it okay if
I plug in my humidifier? Sure. And what about
my de-humidifier? Ah-well, now we're gonna
need a little extra juice. [chickens clucking] [powering up] All right-y then!
Y'all ready to have some fun? [cheering] [thud] Wait a minute!
What have we here? Cheers, Wyatt. We're
off to visit the homeland. Have a great trip,
Master Alistair. You too, Master Nigel. Ta. See you in a fortnight. I think we may have found
our ticket in, Master Nigel. Cheers to that, Master Alistair. [yelling] Hut hut! Take a hike! Wooo! All day long baby! [grunts] Hey, it's mine!
Don't even think about it! [screaming] [grunting] [cheering] -You rocked! Yay Leni!
-You crushed it! A new wardrobe,
I can't believe it. We gotta celebrate, pretzels
and sodas... on Lincoln. Wait, why me? Thanks, Lincoln. Meet
you guys at the food court. How are we gonna get past her? Leave it to me! Hello, young person! Can I
interest you in a hard candy? Candy? From a stranger?
Don't mind if I do! Wow! Lisa's chamomile
sleepytime hard candies work instantly! I hope her nose is okay! [gasps] Dang it!
The cameras are disabled! The culprit was ahead of us! <i> Ow!!!</i> What was that? [gasping] Seymour! [groaning] We'll grab you some ice! Clyde! Look! Someone's messing
with the drainage controls! That's why the water's gone! Hey, you! Get back here! He's getting away! Stop! [gasping] Whoa! Ooof! You are busted, Sir! We know you've been
sabotaging Sunset Can-- [gasping] Nana Gayle! Who the heck are you two? It's us! Lincoln and Clyde. Nana Gayle! Why'd you
turn to a life of crime?! Oh, Clyde! I'm not the bad guy,
I went undercover to find him! I don't want to move out
of Sunset Canyon! I just unpacked! Huh. What a twist! So,
do you want to join forces? We can share our intel,
and you can share yours. I'm in! So watcha got? Nothing. You? Also nothing. Oh well, that's disappointing. But I was about to check clues
by the pool's control panel... Oh yeah! Maybe
there's something there! Hey Clyde! All set to go? Are you all sure you don't
want to hang out here tonight? Uh...for a pajama party? [laughing] No. We're recreating our
favorite Renaissance paintings! Fun, right?! Here's a photo from
last time we did it. So... are you kids in? Uh... Sorry, Dads, but we already
made plans to go to a new zombie-themed café.
The Undead Diner! The first 50 customers
get a free brain burrito! Thanks for the offer though!
Maybe another time. It's too bad.
I look pretty sweet in a toga. Shows off my quads. Of course they don't want to
recreate Renaissance paintings! They're probably
more into surrealism. Face it Har-Bear, we're totally out of touch
with what kids like. If we want to persuade them
to hang out here, we have to do some research! Oh! We can check out
the places they usually go! We'll just make sure
they can't see us! Great idea, Har-Bear! Well, we know they go
to Gus' after school, so let me check their
hours on the website. They open up at 11 tomorrow. Never leave me! Two Cherry Flippees, please. Ya got hands, don'tcha? Ugh! It's like some kind of
synthetic, slimey fruit-paste! Ahhoooow! Brain freeze! Hey! Flippees are loaded
with real, artificial cherry-ish flavor. We need to triple Clyde's
veggie-intake ASAP! I'll adjust his
hourly food-chart. We're doing research on what our
son Clyde and his friends like. Is there anything else
we should buy? [cash register ringing noise] Uh, Flip? Oh yeah! Uh, kids also like these
magazines, and this tire-pump... And some gauze-pads. And pretty much
everything in aisle five! [out of breath] Um,
do you rent out that machine? [violent blending noise] I'll rent ya anything
you need, pal. Well, except for
my new assistant. Wait! You really want
to rent that thing? Isn't it worth it if
we can get Clyde and his friends to
hang out at our house? Hmm, I sup-pose... As long as I never have
to drink a Flippee again! No offence, Flip! None taken, Chief! Hey! Next time
don't double-bag, Nacho! You're costing me money! All that's left now are
a few last-minute touches. Lincoln, Dad's
gathering everyone. Oh, I guess he's not out here. [groans] Hey, everybody,
I just wanted to say thanks for helping get
this place ready. Ta-da. [together] Wow. [gasping] Now, there's just
one thing left to do, and it's kind of a biggie:
publicity. I had a truckload of flyers made
for you kids to distribute all around town. Nothing fancy, just advertising
great food at a great price. I was thinking that
could be our motto. Uh, Dad,
I think there's a typo... What? "Come on down to Lynn's
Table for our Gland Opening?" Oh, no. Eesh. It sounds like
you're offering treatment for Lymphadenitis. What am I gonna do?
There's not enough time to re-print these.
Oh, oh, this is bad. This is--no one's gonna show up
and we'll be totally sunk. Hey, Dad, I've got an idea. Why don't you let us
take care of the promoting? I'm sure we can
come up with something. Yeah, we can help, Daddy. Of course.
I'd be "gland" to do it. [laughs] Oh, kids, thank you. You don't know what
this means to me. And I just know you'll
think of something brilliant. When you put your heads
together, you always do. Well, I'll go ahead
and recycle these. Uh, sweetie, we don't have
a recycling bin yet. Oh. I see.
That is another infraction. On a hot summer day,
there's nothing like a refreshing dip
in the community pool. Cannonball! [whistle blows] Loud family, out! But we were just having fun! Chicken fights during
Senior Swim are not "fun." I just replaced this hip! Ah. On a hot summer day,
there's nothing like a refreshing dip in
the community pool... one town over. Cannonball! [whistle blows] Loud family, out! We were just having fun! Drinking pool water is not fun. But it tastes like
chicken noodle soup! Fine, but did you have to
add the celery and carrots? [rooster crows, goat bleats] On a hot summer day--
Oh, you know the rest. Cannonball! [whistle blows] Loud family, out! But we were just having fun! Poo-poo. Fecal incidents are not fun. Really? [laughing] [bell ringing] Oh, real original. [laughing] [bell ringing] [whooshing] That's real mature. [laughing] [bell ringing] [laughing] All right, that's it! Hey, Benny. Hi, Luan. These are for you. They're from our garden. Wow, daisies. [sniffing] Ah, they smell so fresh. And this is for you, my lady. Oh, wow, wood polish. [sniffing] Mm, smells so musty. So, Luan,
you ready for a fun day? Are you kidding me? She's been counting down
the seconds. [laughing] Oh. Whoo! Oh, paddle boats are
way harder than I thought. I'm getting
a little sweaty here. Oh, no, am I sweating, too? [gasping] Oh, uh,
don't go anywhere. I'll be back in a splash.
[chuckles, grunting] [laughing] Luan's hilarious. You just never know what
she's going to do next. Indeed, Benjamin.
She's a keeper. Oh, pick up, pick up,
pick up, pick up. Hey, Luan. Are you having
the best time ever? No, the worst.
I sweated all my makeup off. Can you bring me those
makeup samples from Miguel and meet me in
the park bathroom? [all gasp] Lola used up all the makeup! What? Mr. Sprinkles wanted
to see what he'd look like as a princess. Dashing, I might add. [sighs] Just grab
my emergency clown bag in the trunk and hurry. This is literally
the best vacation ever! Why were we so against
this place? [rings cowbell] [rings cowbell] [grunting] [screaming] [rings cowbell] It may not be much
of a vacation for me, but it's worth it if all
ten of my sisters are happy. I'd say everything
turned out A-okay. [screaming] THE HILL PEOPLE
HIDING IN THE TREES!!! Can someone turn on a light? Hold your horses,
I'm looking for the switch. [clicking] [gasping] [INDISCERNIBLE] Retreat. [INDISCERNIBLE]
Save yourselves. [exploding] [gasping for air] [speaking gibberish] To the garage! [camera flashing] Uh, hon, don't- don't you think
you should get to class? You don't want to be late
on your first day undercover. Just a sec. I'm building
a social media presence. It'll be so cray
if I don't have one. Speaking of which,
can you go to SwiftyPic and drop a heart emoji
on my latest post? You lost me at "cray". Well, Brita, have a nice day. It's Brita. [bell ringing]
