LOST IN SPACE | 60 Parsecs #1

morning ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to 60 parsecs few guys remember I played a game called 60 seconds which was a game about 10 having 60 seconds to grab all the materials you can put it into your bomb shelter so that when the nukes go off you will be able to spy and see how long you can survive it was really fun game really awesome this is like a dolphin siddhis it's a sequel it said it's an expansion at least it's 60 seconds but in space basically and it starts off here so I don't know what I'm doing yes easy no problem trying to be a mature DD I want to be DD xie QT alert nuclear apocalypse him imminent executing order 66 new protocol initiated commence Astro citizen emergency drill and brace for nuclear impact okay so nuclear bombs go off so we go into space city going on the ground we go up into the air either way we're all doomed anyway so bombs go off haha let's look at the fireworks oh wow this is oh this is much different okay okay I can't get any more soup what do you want me to get drop it into the escape tional oh okay sorry sorry sorry sorry wait where's it where's the escape thingy and I'm searching for it this is way way different than it was in the original find some medical supplies okay so we go in how do I get in there God so the other one was from like behind you and you would run around this one is strange got your foot in a book at there bud yeah it's kind of difficult find a handbook okay that's a rubber ducky I don't eat him is it no that's not it it's probably glowing somewhere I have a bubble in my neck for some reason to the shuttle okay okay note to self do not eat chocolate chip cookies before you record find some crafting resources got him put them in your escape shuttle got him find a crew mate okay do I want book at Foot Johnson I think I do come on bucket foot we can't do it without you put them down the hole okay alert okay can I grab you she's yelling at the phone anyway so I don't really want to be part of that can I go in the hole now grab whatever you can Oh God okay okay more crafting supplies okay got it it's gone in it's gone in it's good I'll get some more soup again another crew mate no no okay fine do I need water okay you are a big boy you took three okay more soup more soup all the soup soup four days hopefully anyway that's the plan is that we will have soup four days what the hell is this thing it's an it's a hippo cow that's good I like a good hippo cow all right put you in okay okay okay hi I can put you all in get in there Mills right you [ __ ] she's probably a lovely lady I actually don't know a whole lot about her I don't know why I'm giving her [ __ ] okay okay okay does it oughta put me in or do I have to go in that's the thing I forget okay in we go earth the earth exploded but so did my spaceship and I'm just an escape pod oh that's bad all right me and my crew we're gonna get through this together for my name is Benjamin Button it's not Sean but shut up start eight day one haha Zapp Branigan Tom Thompson Megan man and baby barranco didi Dawkins is caffeinated I like that about it nice to meet you Astro computerized assistant reporting for duty you must be didi right I am pleased to announce that you have been randomly selected to become the captain of this vessel welcome aboard the escape shuttle captain high-roller bow rope ro bro that's a good one on behalf of the Astro citizen program please accept our apologies for the minuscule misfortune of being blown 60 parsecs away from Earth current goal find a safe place to land on and then try to contact the outside world we could see aliens please switch on the main computer for further instructions it is located in the center of the shuttle on a regular little livin by II hmm okie dokie captain this is the first day of your command and your interstellar voyage an inspiring speech is in order okay everyone is really looking forward to your speech captain so a mine this is it you can really show it breed of captain you are be this incredible journey what kind of speech will you give okay make a decision first - I want agility intelligence hmm strength okay listen here men we are out here in the starship Voyager Astro it's not important what's important is that we are here together we have the supplies that we need to go further into space trailer we will go we'll find a planet we have fine days and we have [ __ ] them all well we had to repopulate planets let's go to intelligence that's always good right cool now what oh yeah I can fast-forward today I forgot how to play this game and then people need food and whatever they want is done they - okey dokey never is doing great my caffeinated again my clever speech sounded like a great idea of course that only works if so if the one who gives it is well witty enough your tongue suddenly stopped working and all you could utter was the earth was flat oh I'm a dumbass as far as pizzas go it was the worst one in this part of the universe your crew seems to be in agreement about this congratulations captain it's day one and you've already succeeded in bringing your people together against a common foe no less oh it's me I'm the stupid one current goals find an appropriate landing spot make seven successful attribute decisions of any type okay dee dee darkens Tom Thompson agility average oh I should have looked at this I still would have made the same decision agility limber average average average clever fit average Tom and mighty flexible clever average so nobody is a genius on this shuttle well that's great we're all dead captain it's important to keep yourself and your crew well-fed one portion of delicious canned soup is enough to sustain a human for a few days even one can even one can could be the difference between life and death there don't forget to keep good inventory of your stuck unless you want to eat your own crewmates ha ha that was a joke please appreciated in laughs thank you for your cooperation captain who will perform the routine supply check the only requirement is simple mathematics I realize I might be asking a lot okay let me let me see this so who is who is the smart one intelligence average intelligence clever Tom Thomson is the smart one Megan man okay Megan I'm gonna leave it up to you because I don't like the way Tom Thomson is looking at me it's creepy you only got one eye or maybe it's two eyes it's just he's not doing a whole lot with the other one put it that way that makes a sound when I click it well system unavailable not enough supply send one of your crew members out for an expedition where are we gonna get supplies run space I love the [ __ ] music oh okay I thought I use one there by accident um cool you guys hungry yet I always like seeing like how the day starts and then the characters change so it's a case of being like okay is everybody okay is everybody fight and then you it comes to the next day and they're all like that's like oh [ __ ] I missed it all hope good news captain this shuttle came pre stocked with an emergency food supply use it well the routine supply check is now complete and does not compute an error was made that's what I get for trusting humans to do math some of the supplies went missing and the current number of cans on board is 12 the food you collected is more than self-assured for now just don't eat it all at once okay so we had eleven and now we have twelve we're still doing good captain the crafting module in the back of the cabin is now active it's pretty self-explanatory this modern machine lets you create something from almost nothing all you need to use all you need is a little bit of minerals chemicals or power use it to craft recycle and repair your supplies as well as upgrade items and shuttle systems okay which one is it this thing haha how would you like to do craft norisse's uh I want a craft tape craft a communicator yes let's do that they do what else can I do craft mode cycle upgrade upgrade my artifact this is going to be a thing where the artifact ends up being like super important okay is is that good am i crafting that now is that a thing that's happening I don't know yes it is hallelujah baby captain I told you I switched on the crafting system in the back of the shuttle I thought it's simple enough to be operated by humans but perhaps I was wrong crafting complete I used it I did it I'm a smart boy we make a for me [ __ ] and what a recycler is overheating the overheating itself isn't the problem the system has safeguards the problem is we store our minerals under the water with Sickler okay I need to stop doing the voice cuz like not actually paying attention what I'm reading I'm worried that any minerals they're even leftover traces could melt or boil if exposed to too much heat that could be hazardous a manual reset could work but will be tough why not let's see what happens Mayday Mayday sad 8 4 we're lost out in space we have no idea where we are what quadrant of the universe we are in all I know is that I am hungry and horny Captain's Log okay moving on who's who's who's hungry does it coming see ooh hunger ok ok everybody's ok ok ok ok ok ok wait you've something else morale I don't have my own morale because I love me alright everyone's doing good stardate day5 a mutiny has broke out you opted to manually reset the overheating water recycle the job was harder than you expected the Astro citizen patented water recycler guide specifically warns against not releasing any steam Jets during such repairs the steam Jets you just you let loose vaporize some of the exposed minerals stored in the recycler you're lucky they didn't vaporize you too you should eat something captain tom is hungry baby is [Music] but oh your name is baby Bronco oh yeah he's getting a beard paid up okay you're hungry boom you're hungry uh-huh you're hungry okay it's [ __ ] hungry okay no problem oh [ __ ] recycle what can I recycle the artifact I'm recycling the artifact that's why I brought it on board in the first place ah alright what else can I do oh my gosh you found a holographic chess set on board you've never even you've never heard of holographic chess it's like regular chess but with a big round board and your pieces are holographic monsters it's ours yes because it doesn't use physical pieces I can totally play you'll have to input my moves but just remember I control the airflow Joe are you sleep at night you'd better not cheat is all I'm saying you want to play a game sure agility wait what do we have good wait it was up here that I can check out agility limber I don't know what that did but I'm excited about it alright stardate day six and I already hate everything about this Wow looking good zap you you defeated me at holographic chess how wait how did my pieces end up there did you input the wrong move from my turn oh you did didn't you you little cheatin caught I mean started Captain's Log I'm tempted to turn off life support and let you choke on that smug look you're wearing captain but wait now that I'm looking at it I may have found a way to optimize our life support system okay I'll let this one slide GG exactly operation tree you're no longer hungry tasty [Music] that's not the voice you should have you should have a voice like hey my name is Tom Thompson and I'm here to save the day you would have the generic voice of God hey chief buy a baby Bronco huh yeah that's pretty good for you that's pretty good for you okay clean up after yourselves you animals I'm not runnin a [ __ ] bed-and-breakfast here what could I upgrade gas masks a lighter handbook or my communicator my communicator is gonna come in handy that's the first thing I'm glad I made it because that's gonna be something that I'll very badly need craft a sock puppet or a soup I'll hold off for now a create soup or something later on or a crate sock puppet if something starts going crazy okay your attention is required captain this is most abnormal we are registering unknown transmissions but I cannot identify who is sending them and more importantly what they contain it might be a solar flare interference or worse a new type of Soviet encryption in space are we fighting the Russians in space now I'm Irish I'd never fought the Russians well we all fight the Russians eventually the TSA's movies we need to decipher these signals as soon as possible for all we know our survival depends on it what do you want to put in charge of monitoring these communications okay so I'm assuming just intelligence again maybe you put Tom and charge them Tom Thompson rolling out okay you know what I think I'm doing pretty good a week into this [ __ ] and I feel like I'm kicking its ass I know exactly what's going on I know where I am first got decked captain you need to see this I'm not easily excited because I am a robot and show no emotions but this is one of the greatest moments for humanity and human made AI alike we are not alone in this universe yeah I know I got some friends who live nearby the signals we intercepted were finally decrypted they are alien transmissions as in coming from other life-forms and no I do not mean the Reds come on man with earth is blown up it's something we have never seen before there seems to be a number of intelligent civilizations in this galaxy the signals are coming from everywhere we can safely assume we are going to meet some of them sooner or later our or rather your life will never be the same captain Tom did a splendid job he was able to trace some of the electromagnetic interferences to what seems to be a potential landing spot in our flight path our eta to the celestial body or whatever it might be t3 Thomas home okay everyone's hungry everyone's hungry I think I can actually hold off on hunger for now oh it says when I just hover over good what shut up phone Christ man you order something from ubereats once and then they're like hey was it good did you like it do you want more please rate us please leave tips to plea baby come back you could blame it all on me easy uber eats okay the relationship is over alert hey star jizz went supernova in this quadrant huge gravitational waves will reach us soon this space-time was stretching contract the gravity will fluctuate greatly and most importantly I will weigh up to three tons and transmit slower that seems that sounds like a you problem okay it's just putting on a little holiday weight this ships old what should hold but the things inside are much squishy human body included one of the Albert monkeys shut into space has never regained his normal density after a wave remaining light and very wind dependent till the end of his days you need to plan on how to survive it's good strength unless use these muscles to get through the gravity waves all right you guys can hold out and hunger it'll add a longer stretch my food as far as I can you know there you go you turned the ships gravity to the max to minimize the impact of the wave the strong pull kept you flat on the floor then the gravitational waves hit you saw the whole stretch and contract as if it was a bubble gum and some cosmic brats mouths a screw started coming loose in the window but you managed to reach it in time the gravitational tsunami I like that ended as abruptly as it began it left you feeling like a thin giant I feel like that every day of my life we are still on approach to a potential landing site ETA t 2 you are hungry well okay you guys can last one more day right I really need to stretch this until T to terminate or to the best one we just suffered a collision with an asteroid our solar shield is kaput if the damage isn't repaired you'll be cooked alive we have spare panels but they'll need to be installed outside the ship okay we're gonna need some agility for this speed is key and all that alright we're doing pretty well I like this a lot day 9 actually I say we're doing pretty well it could take like oh no you tried to repair the damage Solar shield by tossing the spare panels out of the airlock to the rest of the crew let's just say you guys should never form a baseball team your repaired enough for the Solar shield to not die but some radiation still penetrated the shuttle and destroyed a precious soup can of course our course is not she cut damn it we will soon be arriving the potential landing site et8 oh yes okay everybody's starving okay oh god yeah I looked like you seen some [ __ ] oh wait Russian soup - all I could just do that [ __ ] don't die [ __ ] captain will soon be passing an unidentified floating object or a UFO visuals should be available any minute there it is no that's a speck of dirt and the screen the other barely distinguishable dot yes that one it's an asteroid of fascinating makeup if we broke a piece off of it it was serviced well it also projects energy we could save okay let's use our intelligence for this send out Tom and Megan okay do not send out baby and Dumbo they'll [ __ ] it up I don't want to do stardate they did everyone's back to normal and looking great as we passed the crystal asteroid the power harvesting was a go using the shuttles outer systems we siphoned a lot of energy from the rock it was wonderful what an achievement if I sound excited that's because the excess power I'm rerouting feels amazingly mega great I may use that from now on it's like Shawn how was your day you know what guys it was amazingly mega great that's a good one you're no longer hungry nobody's hungry baby Wow a strange new world an orange sphere to land our ass good news captain we are approaching a celestial body that appears to be a planet my scanners detect no life but some structures on the surface suggested it was inhabited at one point the climate is harsh and unwelcoming but even that beats being stranded in space right a landing can be attempted but setting the coordinates will require some pretty complicated calculations since you are not exactly a rocket scientist you will need luck on your side to succeed bearing that in mind should i initiate hell yes I am Irish we have luck coming out of our fiddly D Eris's okay oh great leprechaun in the sky guide this tender right crash and die Oh guys it's not looking great can you hear me captain get up do you remember what happened well you attempted to an emergency landing but the shuttle has crashed I'm afraid that the vessel got seriously damaged and the communication console is in pieces I believed it's not beyond saving although it'll take me a while to calculate the optimal way of conducting the repairs please remain patient captain for now and take a moment to take in your surroundings who knows perhaps is okay Muto Pia you were badly hurt you were hungry baby got hurt captain oh poor baby hmm okay well I can only heal one person this is my health is okay your health is okay the [ __ ] did I click on ah we can go out in an expedition okay how are you doing you're hungry and you're hungry okay you are going to go outside okay captain the expedition module is in the back of the cabin is now active okay let's go search heal yes okay who's gonna go out book and Bronco is gonna go out because he got the strength to do it that good okay wait no that's a chance for power okay let's but is this a chance for chance for power chance for resources who hazards aliens of course there's gonna be a hazard of aliens hazards rocks okay you're going to the cave bucking bronco okay are you ready are you good you're gonna take the lighter with you because that's going to help you see okay good luck I think he's gonna die out there but I have faith in my team day twelve captains loves baby is now dead the ultimate answer to life the answer the universe and everything is soup baby hunter explore the caves it's in happy thoughts and he'll see the light of day again thoughts and prayers just tweet out about it that'll make it all better you remain hurt tom is starving he shouldn't go into food Oh everybody's [ __ ] hungry okay fine heal up mainly because you're the captain and we need you to stay alive more than anybody if you die it all goes on to [ __ ] captain we've encountered alien life some type of protozoan parasite has contaminated our water supply why would you do that you you mean life come up you don't introduce yourself [ __ ] in our water and leave I have no idea the system was contaminated too late now I don't think the infection will kill you but my data on these organisms is not to complete do you want to tough it out or beautify the water let's try purify I've got two smarty boy sons on board they're gonna fix the water right up gee Oh golly goo please do it don't be dicks everybody is looking like No [ __ ] I was gonna say everybody's looking like the pinnacle of Health you failed to purify the contaminated drinking water eventually everyone's symptoms passed but it wasn't pretty all my food is gone in the end you survived but you wish the shuttle had more in one space toilet hmm tom is hungry magazine I just fed you you fat Fox I'm sorry captain we are receiving a coded transmission of unknown origin it could be a distress signal a message of some sorts or pretty much anything else play it my [ __ ] man okay let's craft some soupy boys all right let's see what happens baby don't die if you do please send your body back so we can eat it something happened oh he's back we have received a transmission yesterday that sounds like weird English turns out it was a message from another group of survivors lost in space and pleading for help when fortunately it is impossible to pinpoint the exact location of your fellow castaways however the knowledge that you are not alone out here is enough to make you and your crew feel much better mentally at least who knows maybe one day you'll find them captain I told you I switched on the crafting system of the back ship I did baby survives his spelunking extravaganza he seems frail in need of a meal and disturb but the important thing is that he's in one piece you listened enraptured as he begins to regale you with stories of his dwarf life a wharf like excursion hell yes he found a mineral vein end of expedition report oh and baby find some old paintings depicting ancient aliens coming to this planet or acquire soup was this world some kind of intergalactic soup hope it's all soup everybody okay that's the last piece of food we have everybody else is hungry well we're gonna die we've received a pamphlet on our window tryi boson Universal shopping from the comfort of your own planet free gift with signup Wow neat okay what is this there's cash though the account creation process requires you to jump through some hoops I mean literally you have to leap through a string of temporal portal simcha putting it on and caffeinate it fueled up I'm ready to go did I do it [Music] you were not talking good you're like I'm nervous you touched the floor and quickly sprinted through the e bosons signup portal disappearing is a dimension breach with a flash of blue lighting booth the shuttle rocked and you popped out the other side of the portal unharmed the fine print of the pamphlet expanded to show you to show that it would take one to two galactic business days for your verification to process see a day here is longer than most days at which time you can begin your university experience profitable by finally the prime face scan the shuttle to see if you qualify for the promised free gift determined you did not damn it when you asked why not the Prophet said you had violated the terms of service but refused to explain further then it vanished in a cart of annoying paradox just like a temporal portal piece of [ __ ] okay can i craft some stuff can't craft food and craft tape I can craft more artifacts more craft more artifacts break them down anything it makes more soup let's do it I'm not gonna survive something captain we were able to detect transmissions of unknown origin unfortunately the communications console has been damaged whoa kind of making anything out of them a reply for that matter we could hardwired a primitive field communicator do it do it what are we got to lose at this point except my life okay oh it worked I can achieve oh hello world great success captain Great Scott communicator attached to the communications console works like a charm I won't judge the aesthetics since we can finally receive an answer transmissions now all we need to do is wait for someone to contact us someone will find us eventually the crew is visibly excited by this incredible feat of engineer they were only slightly smirking while looking at the patch communications console tomorrow will be great captain baby's still wounded everybody else has [ __ ] up and dying and whatever man you know let's do that the damage from the crash is worse than estimated Katherine's several critical systems are damaged you can live without the trash compactor but you need air what would you use to make the repairs [Music] the lighter weight no no let's let's go back out of this let's let's not do this tonight can I use this fine fine you win this universe see what happens don't die don't die don't die day 17 okay we're still hanging in there oh god everyone looks like death use the artifact to repeatedly smack the shuttles wounded life-support system back into shape your straightforward approach did solved the problem on your third swing but the artifact is badly damaged okay but it's still here captain it appears the species who lived here in ancient times worship the cow deity bovine iconography is everywhere including on their fitness equipment take this weird machine the crew discovered outside the shuttle for example they meander Tron 5000 mimics a cow's behavior you turn it on and it meanders aimlessly sitting walking in circles joining groups of under me Anderton meander Tron's my bad this be some benefit will you have someone try it so we can find out yes go Mavis Beacon hopefully shits out milk chocolate milk that'll be great eco shuttle I got an achievement you tested makings physical fitness within me and restaurant oh I thought I had to be smart oh it meandered all right I don't know how many laps around the shuttle she did but that looked brutal sweaty who easing and filthy she stuck with me under Tron 5000 to the end of its circuit when she was finished she shutting me down dirt run off and said I'm beat that was a great workout someone's still roaming okay okay okay it's all food food food would you folks crafting unavailable fan Debbie dozy everyone's gonna die captain something's not right there's an uncontrolled power surge in the crafting module I cannot do anything to stop it there is no accident it's sabotage sabotage someone needs to fix it immediately or it's going to blow okay Tom you are starving and weak but you know what we need your body this is going downhill very quickly I wonder if there's another mode in this game Oh baby's dead oh no coz what are they one of the best things about sixty Seconds was that you didn't have to do the mode where you had to collect everything you could just do modes where a randomly Auto picked stuff for you and then you could have a stab at surviving so I hope that that's in this one it's all because that was the most fun having to find all the stuff for yourself and up in the ass Tom to the rescue his swift actions saved the day in the sabotage crafting system who would have thought all it took was unplugging the power cable the crafting module needs to restart I'm sure we have around tomorrow ok everybody's dead oh man by tomorrow warning warning we have a breach this ship is about to be contaminated I'm engaging all emergency protocols you have to protect yourself captain forced you late ok put on the mask no I cared who I was until they put all the boys I'd be dead who else is dead is Megan dead hey no one else is dead the extraterrestrial contamination was no match for the Astro citizen issued environmental masked protection quarantine and protocol I just wanted to extend it to make it sound funny CPU breaking to report that the air filter CPU breaking sort of heart breaking and the mask is now spent ok so the mask is done so let's craft some soup to try and keep someone to life are we all starving yep I have to keep myself alive first though this is annoying our lung and the storms in this planet last you're getting restless we need to do something about it let's take a look in their inventory we have [ __ ] all ok moving on she's falling through the storms are shooting it begun storm that's what people really have to do with hurricanes really didn't they try that well all the Hurricanes were hit in America last year didn't war people actually trying to shoot it like as a joke please send me it was a joke you decided you'll do just fine without any assistance given the circumstances you did a good job of keeping yourself amused hopefully the storm will be yayayaya ok there we go good news captain we've got an incoming transmission oh no the communication is scrambled the signal is not strong enough for a crew mate could get on top of it yeah yeah yeah give it a shot get on up there Megan I should have crafted more [ __ ] soup oh this [ __ ] did goddamnit know how you look flying again my makeup is all back and my hair looks great exciting news captain Tom's dead kind of hurt Megan was able to adjust a recovering dish on top of the ship making our satellite reception much better now next time we receive but it's not gonna happen we're gonna die I can't even make soup oh no captain one of the storage lockers is jammed and cannot be opened it gets worse it's my favorite Locker we will lose access to some of our supplies if we do nothing what do you use your brains our brawn to you well I want to use brawn but both of my bronze dead can I use the LeBron James swish Megan you still alive yeah baby and Tom just got [ __ ] loaded you're inviting efforts to open the locker were futile it's still jammed and you're a weak little baby [ __ ] brute force does work occasionally if you actually have the strength for it and you were hurt in the process oh come on captain do you have a death wish that injury does not look good it's fine it's just a flesh wound maybe [ __ ] arms missing I'm detecting high levels of ant world doesn't [ __ ] matter what it is does it broke I died god damn it I didn't get it did [Music] Oh make there's a pile of bony bastards right now is y'all dead y'all you chose her to repair the crack the long-term health effects of breathing the hallucinogenic toxin proved Nigel negligible your head even felt a bit clearer you wondered why I Astro would be so freaked out about a tiny bit of damage to the shuttle that's a lot of damage that caused you to habitually inhale hallucinogenic fungus but you seem happier so I'll let this one slide all right is there anything I can craft recycle anything upgrade could I upgrade my food repair no I'm a recycle this is just try and get more soup okay I'm detecting an ancient structure very nearby totally camouflaged with the surrounding landscape the front reserve see I completely messed this off because I didn't send people out on expeditions when they were near death I forgot that I could send people out on expeditions that would help them write a fun soup it's a temple a secret one it could be treasure inside which root will you take while I'm not using my strength because let's face it I don't got to whole lots of that I also just realized that it has little signs next row to tell you how well somebody's gonna actually perform this task everything's great I don't do it fine you chose the path through the secret temple that tested you mentally but you failed even though these basic puzzles the temple shook is the giant face and its facade awoke and a booming voice said oh so sorry thank you for playing tales of the secret temple boy for now you're starving captain yeah you don't think I know that I'm a craft the soupy boy okay I don't have anything to do there let's move on let's move on to the next day and not embarrass ourselves any further okay at this point I'm dragging on the inevitable I don't think I can complete this you didn't mess with your soup supply deciding that even a single can yeah yeah I didn't have any but now I'm gonna eat one sweet glorious food but I recycle that already have nothing with that okay I'm skipping these things because I I don't think I can win eco shuttle four out of ten we didn't good a two dimension of species attacked your ship but you couldn't see them because you're blind to two dimensions you listened curiously as the angry voices groan with effort several laborious hours later there are two dimensional barricade was ready resembling a thin origami napkin to your untrained 3d eyes hey I can still see 2d but not if it's at an angle a couple when you sneezed the voices sounded devastated you tried to look impress and fearful but they didn't notice bastards organ craft one of these bad boys [Music] didn't I eat soup am I still hungry I'm hungry and I'm weak huh captain it's finally happening we're receiving a transmission it appears to originate from somewhere on this planet let's ever listen oh that's interesting it turns out there's a group of federal crash survivors out there they're also trapped in the planet and seem resources mera this is a woo yes hit them up tell them I have lots of wins in fortnight that'll definitely get them on board ok yesterday you spoke with a group of other survivors however despite you being at your most charming you failed to gain their trust damn it all you also didn't manage to find out anything about the group other than that they are stuck on this planet as well and are looking for a way to leave perhaps you would be able to figure something out together I don't know man I'm not the smartest or the bravest or the strongest or the peroneus or the most agile now I'm gonna [ __ ] for now the other survivors asked for some time to decide how to proceed from here they promise cut and it's like a like an episode of Survivor I don't like this I want to recycle my soup ok you eat this perfect captain there's an ancient monument nearby my scanners indicate this site was previously occupied part of the structure seems to have been unearthed for a while whoever was here left in a hurry there is still some equipment left I think I can identify why not oh wait they just agreed to go out in an expedition want that in the game nope you descended toward the bottom of the excavation site oh I got a shovel it wasn't hard to see what spooked the previous occupants at the base of the monument was a disturbing relief showing a flying creature made of pasta and meatballs the horror Flying Spaghetti Monster he's real that means we now have more proof in this game of the Flying Spaghetti Monster than we do have actual God the memory of that atrocity maybe's Flying Spaghetti Monster is God we'll follow you for a long time but the search proved fruitful okay I got a shovel pretty dope perfect this plan is violent storms are quite the show I don't think happened a particularly strong one is moving in basically just some safety measures yes are you gonna tell me that all building that blue screen was broke your shovel dust to dust no damn it what happened we're going so well we all we made a full month I didn't die of starvation today your wounds did not heal you kick the book you know what I said before I kick the bucket how far do you think I can kick this bucket the sugar came in useful when the storm hit captain you used it to prop up our supplies and as the shuttles shook the shuttle was shook y'all there was only some rattling with no actual damage or supply stash one loud bang gave his fright but when the storm subsided and we double-checked the outside of the shuttle all we found was a can of soup that's all we have to remember them by rip in peace you perished 30 days survived is not that bad this is a horrible looking Oh soup consumed 15 ah classic me I love me some good old soup well look that first run through this was just to kind of see what systems were in place and how the game worked and some of it I forgot as I was going like I kept forgetting that I could go on expeditions and crafting and all that kind of stuff which I assumed you should be doing on the regs every time you get a chance especially when you guys are healthy so next time when I go through it I will try and do that a whole lot more and I have some like tips and tricks and I kind of know a little bit more of what I'm doing I need to find out who's worth bringing because it's also a case of if you bring everybody you have more mouths to feed kind of thing so if you guys have any tips on how to play this game it just came out so maybe not a lot but it'll be worth finding out anyway but for now thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face like ooh pause and plays a row [Music] thank you guys that was say only dudes [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 45min 21sec (2721 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 20 2018