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she was the one dude you know how people say there's only one love in their life and that if they never met them they'd have been alone and sad forever yeah that's because they're married to them and it would be very expensive to say otherwise well what am I supposed to do you have not interacted with a female player for ever meet the love of your life download our new app now it's a sign no it's a cynical ad aimed at desperate people but let's be honest they fit their target well give it a try TR oh I've heard of this it's called tler trowler why I get it it's because there's plenty of fish in the sea and um you uh won't catch a you won't catch a fish with no no no um and you need the net to catch and you need the net AC said it first okay you're going to need a good photo if you want to stand out this one it dating thing lacks romance I always thought that I would meet my girlfriend by bumping into her and accidentally switching briefcases or she runs me over with her pickup truck and while I'm lying in the road she gives me CPR and when I come around she wipes away the dribble and we share a passionate kiss how about prison you got a romcom scenario for that why you look like the kind of guy who loves Taxidermy in long walks in the dark it's cuz they're the wrong angle for Sophie everyone looks awful from underneath you need to go high look ugly see I guess we're going to have to do what every teenager does on the internet filter and crop and [Music] voila now's asking me to write a bio how would you describe my financial situation tragic it also wants to know my hobbies well I like cheese and internet memes that's going to be hard cell well how would you describe me I'm a School Janitor who mops the bathroom and Sur slop in the cafeteria for less than minimum wage just embellish the truth like uh I work for a nonprofit organization that saves children from squalor disease and starvation okay so here's how it works I get profiles of girls located in the same town and I slide down when I see the one I like if she does the same we get to chat she looks like a pumin made out of me her hair looks like it's made out of lots of little hairs and what's wrong with her hands oh dude she's got five fingers slide up slide up up now we're talking should I slide down no dude you need to check out the market before you park it too tall too small too average sized aren't they going to feel bad being rejected n it's all virtual no one actually gets [Music] hurt are you sure we're not being too picky you tell me this one just sent a picture of her new tattoo of Rocky's face face on her face slide up o what about this one ah she likes me she said hey what do I say quick I need a pickup line oh how about hey girl did you know that when you're in love your heart burns up to 100 calories per hour want to go for a workout yes great type exactly what we said and send are you calling me fat uh no no no say I just met was your dad a baker she says why because it looks like I only eat cake no I was going to say because you look very sweet you press send too early try you could stop track I get it cuz I'm such a car crash no because people would stop to look at you try was there an earthquake or did you just walk into the room because you rock my stop pressing s too early you

Channel: The Amazing World of Gumball

Views: 157,545

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Id: h_uEUkHjvHg

Length: 3min 57sec (237 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 05 2023