Logan Paul Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

hey what's up I'm Logan Paul I'm here to answer the internet you can fight one person to the death and switch lives with them if you win who would you fight Bieber come for you Bieber I want your life Bieber oh I don't want to wear I want to wear that skinnier is Bieber hair it was good would you rather orgasm every time you hear all stop by Smash Mouth over here all-star every time you orgasm whoo that's just that's a Smash song and it almost be like a dope soundtrack to my sex life so definitely I'd love to hear all-star every time I orgasm Oh what's the grossest thing you've ever snapchatted this is bad I sent my mom a new dog no go hold up it's it's there's an asterisk I put a emoji over my penis yes you come loudly every time you fart fart loudly every time you come you know coming Cummings dog but so it's farting so if you could do both at once stop come come loudly every time you fart that's cool that's tell you who [ __ ] writes these questions would you rather [ __ ] go and nobody knows or you don't [ __ ] go but everybody because you did know I've heard this [ __ ] before oh man I've thought about this one I I don't think I don't think I could ever [ __ ] ago I couldn't like I'm cool with everyone thinking I [ __ ] a goat that's fine with me dude like come on I've done some weird [ __ ] like everyone thinks I have a micropenis but that one's true would you rather every time you laugh a dog dies every time you fall in love there's a genocide what a [ __ ] question oh no no I know the answer I hear here's the deal it's so bad look I love my dog lives and I love laughing so I don't think I could kill a dog every time I laughed but it and I fall in love a few times dude like so probably the genocide is bad is it so like no wait stop but everyone stop please no it's not like that I mean just I'm like I don't fall in love often if ever like you're safe some country or large group of people is safe would you rather lose a leg or never have sex again get rid of the leg [ __ ] the leg I need my legs both of them we'd rather suck one big 450k okay would you rather suck one dick for 500k or get 5k for every dick you suck would you rather suck one dick for 50k or get 5k for every dick you suck so I would have to suck 50 dates like I could make oh then I'm out of money I make is on me oh that's dope man I'll probably go with that one dick you could do a lot with half a million dollars let's [ __ ] this question would you rather be falsely accused of murder or never be able to stop coming how does that even make sense man just to come could get in the way of things I need to do so sorry no no no I make youtube videos no bruh I make youtube videos I don't need to like apply for jobs and [ __ ] like I can be blacklisted what's the weirdest thing you have masturbated to bro man I I used to have sex with my body pillow bro everyone did don't I know come on do it every way like a couch cushion what know every every prepubescent teenage boy adolescent adolescent lat you [ __ ] couch and you think that's cool they'll [ __ ] out of here bro you're a weirdo starting today if you get ten thousand dollars a day for every day you don't master eight how many days could you go without jerking off forever forever literally forever bro I'd be I'll be chilling yeah I'll be my libido has been low dude all I do is grind I don't even like sex would you rather sit on like would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick of course sit on a dig and eat a cake who's who's I let's let me let's preface this who's providing the dick like where does one just have a dick available for consumption I choose whose dick it is I probably sit on the cake and eat the dick who's they would it be bro oh wait will you sit on a dick is the dick is it flaccid I don't know if I I don't know if I'd be cool with that one every time you finish sex a song played which song would you want it to be I of the tiger for sure Steve the tiger it's different and I could just cheer a run around the room I've done that I've done that my ex hated me for it I play we are the champions and [ __ ] no no you know what song I played Aloe Blacc I'm the man now you could go and tell everybody yeah I hate myself next question would you punch your grandmother in the face to [ __ ] the girl of your dreams oh my god hey and Joanne I love you grant grandma Joanne I love you but I would knock you the [ __ ] out cold cold who's the one cartoon character you would bang the first one that comes to mind honestly is the Tasmanian Devil that [ __ ] is a spinner quite literally quite literally your girl had to wear one mascot head during sex for the rest of your life which one would you choose I don't know why that's what I was saying so the first thing came to my mind was a lobster and I and I don't know why I that's why cuz I'm the Amanda Show way back in the day you might be dating myself here but she'd say bringing the dancing lobsters I always thought they were so hot if you were dating a ten but at night time she turned into a hideous creature like Fiona from Shrek would you still date her yeah absolutely absolutely absolutely also I have pinkeye can you tell okay I just looked at the camera and like I felt that when I was a little smaller I'm like absolutely would you date a girl knowing all of her previous exes are dead probably not probably not for sure she's for sure she's Black Widow bro for sure she's but she kills him and sucks the power out of their dick I can't do that I don't want any of that smoke you

Channel: Answer the Internet

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Id: QCV3Djp0qI4

Length: 7min 51sec (471 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 23 2019

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[u/Ace_Wynter]

48 seconds is another good place to start.