Bryan Callen Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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yep uh who is the hottest celebrity he makes noise - he's got lungs who is the hottest celebrity anything you have a shot with if they got to know you Margot Robbie yeah because I just you know I like to do things like I just kind of like a draw see I'm older I'm too old to be too forward but I'm always like I just I don't know I'm just trying to find an old-fashioned yeah I know you're not the girl for me but if I could find a girl that was into big dicks comedy and money but maybe you don't like to laugh and come that hard so I don't know see see that's how she gonna say no to that would you rather every time you comment comes out of your hug your mouth or is or his hat 2-liter bottles worth look no I throw up every time two litres bottles worth I just it'd just be fun and be like Here Come I'm about to make it rain you're welcome you know I'm saying and I just I just be in the orgy scene line it up everybody the world loses this is such a guy show the world ever loses all women or all sports which do you choose [ __ ] I mean yeah it'd have to be all sports guys we do sports for women's white guys fight Bulls is where they go to war I mean without women would be so [ __ ] lazy we'd be we'd be shooting just here wouldn't matter we just a bit disgusting I don't you're not I'm saying he's never we would never shower or shave or just be disgusting women are important they keep us on point I just want to say that I I honor women you

Channel: Answer the Internet

Views: 606,082

Keywords: Kfc radio, barstool, barstool sports, kfc radio podcast, comedy, internet, entertainment, answer the internet, barstool answer the internet, kfc barstool, feitelberg barstool, feits barstool, feits, feitelberg, john feitelberg, hypotheticals, weird hypotheticals, dumb questions, weird questions, bryan callen, fighter and the kid, brendan schaub, schooled, the goldbergs, complicated apes, stand up

Id: ICX049fpB4E

Length: 7min 28sec (448 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 18 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/JDizzle00420]

I tried to post this last night and it never showed up in this sub, only in my profile.

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[u/smokinjoe056]

That was a great showing by the Big Gay Owl