Hi, I'm Stella Zhau,
and now with our new student segment is
Lincoln Loud with the Royal Woods
Royal Welcome. Thanks, Stella. I'm standing here
with Charlie Uggo. That's French. <i> Charlie just moved here
from Tennessee.</i> Tell us, Charlie,
what brought you and your family to Royal Woods? Well, Lincoln... [indistinct chatter] <i> ♪ Ooh, dream weaver ♪</i> <i> ♪ I believe you can get me
Through the night ♪</i> And that's why we moved here. That's a funny story. My dad being out of work? Before that. The factory fire? Yes. I have a butt pimple. It's sore to the touch. I wanted to pop it yesterday, but my sister said
it wasn't ready. I can't look away. <i> Butt pimple.</i> [music playing] [music playing] Hey, hey, hey, Linc.
What's popping? Not funny, Mr. Coconuts! Hey, don't be mad at him
just because you're the butt... ...of somebody else's joke. Has everyone seen this video? Well, I don't know
if everyone's seen it, but eight million people
have seen the remix. <i> ♪ I-I-I-I have a butt pimple
(Butt pimple) ♪</i> <i> ♪ It's sore to the touch
(Sore to the touch) ♪</i> <i> ♪ Butt pimple
(Butt pimple) ♪</i> <i> ♪ I wanted to pop it yesterday♪</i> I'm sure this whole thing's
gonna die down, right? <i> ♪ B-b-b-b-butt pimple
Sore to the touch ♪</i> <i> ♪ I-I-I-I have a butt pimple ♪</i> Where did you get that shirt? Oh, Flip's selling 'em.
Check out the back. I'm never gonna be able
to show my face in school again. Hey, Linc, if you ever need
to go into hiding, I got a good bucket guy. Thanks, Lana, but I think
I'm gonna go lie down. [sighing] Oh, Bun-Bun, how could
I have been so immature? She's the perfect girl for me,
and I totally blew it. I used to be the Man
with the Plan. Now I am the Boy
with the Butt Pimple. I don't think this day could get
any worse. Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't worry. I'm giving you
the friends and family discount. I appreciate the discount, Lucy,
but I don't want you to bury me. Sigh. I've never buried
someone famous before. Hi, Lincoln. Are you guys here to pile on? 'Cause there's more shovels
in the garage. You're our baby brother.
We're here to help. Not me. I wouldn't be caught
dead with you. Good one. Thanks for taking care of me,
you guys. I can't believe
I blew it with Charlie. Come on, little bro,
don't hang your head. Yeah, you can totally bounce
back from this. I don't know
how that's possible. Anything is possible
when you have us. You really think so? We know so. We're gonna train you
how to get the girl. You guys are the best. We're going to turn you
into a lean... - Mean...
- Lady-killing machine. Let's do this. [music playing Who's ready
for some fried chicken? We are. Hey, what's going on, Linc? The girls were going
to help me win Charlie back, and then they just stopped. Oh, well, maybe I can help you." - Really?
- Sure. - You'd do that?
- Yes. Thanks, Dad.
[doorbell ringing] Oh. The doctors here. Our brother has a butt pimple. It's the only thing standing
between him and what might be true love. A butt pimple. I've lanced a lot
of butt pimples in my day, but that one fought back. Wear that overnight, you'll be good as new
in the morning. Thanks, doc.
You're a real lifesaver. Come here.
Good luck with the girl. I have to say
you guys are the best. When I was lying
in Lucy's grave earlier, I had lost all hope. Because of you
Lincoln Loud is back, and more confident than ever. [doorbell ringing] Oh, I'll bet
that's the doctor back to fix the rest of you.
[chuckles] I gotta get back into character. I haven't seen you at school, so I wanted to give you
your homework. I've gotta go. Wait. Don't leave. I'm only wearing this diaper because the doctor lanced
my butt pimple!
