LET'S PLAY GTA TRILOGY DEFINITIVE EDITION!!! LIVE!!

laughs man I'm telling you boy and Naruto don't play oh am I live wait I it that joke didn't work if y'all actually saw me click live wait what up is that what is this are we did we start already what up [Music] ah yeah hey okay listen no hey GTA San Andreas sorry okay stop what's good y'all how's everybody how's everybody doing today um as y'all can see we are playing um you know I might I might do all three of them I might try all three of the um of the GTA joints um on here but I'm playing them in order of popularity by the pole that I posted right here in the live chat if you're watching this after the live then it's okay hi how are you you should have been here but you weren't that's okay yeah sorry I'm okay really yes all right now um so the order of the post so far 72 percent said GTA San Andreas was the best one 16th percent said Vice City and then 12 percent GTA 3. so that's the order that we got so far let me go into the options really quick uh audio hey cause y'all know them copyright music what uh-uh radio off I said off why is this playing okay but okay yep that's it that's all we gonna do to it okay now Let Me Show everybody's good everybody everybody um we sound good we sound good we look good we're good all right now let's jump right into it let's not waste anybody's time I hope y'all doing good thank you all for joining me live I appreciate you I have to play this because it's been a minute let's see how this looks let's see how this Definitive Edition is on the East Coast it's time to go home work how y'all doing hi okay I'm still trying to like digest this see okay I see the gloss on the car they just gotta paint it passenger show us your hands okay stop get down on your knees and tell me you love me Home Alone 2 reference no okay I mean I can see what they I'll take that Hernandez Samuel L Samuel L this is drug money I hope my money man hey don't worry about it I'll fill it out later welcome home Carl I appreciate you Samuel Jackson I'm a big fan you haven't forgotten about us have you boy hell no no damn Penny I was just wondering what took you all so long yeah get in the car he's up man okay can I skip this or can we skip the the cutscene okay I just want to kind of get into the gameplay a little bit we've seen this before here we go oh [ __ ] here we go again I didn't miss that part but that's all right let's see what we're working with hold on hold on I'm gonna get on the bike in a second let me just see what we working with okay okay all right I mean he looked look like he ain't got no pupils but all right he might be on that stuff I don't know but let's get on this bike and let's ride out for a second how do you here we go okay I gotta it's been a minute so y'all give me okay Okay we okay hey hey Willy's on and Willy's on it's the oh they go to cop right there all right all right okay let's go let's go ahead and follow that map let's do that boom can we can we kill somebody real quick okay let me get that money let me get that money do I have a gun already wait oh my God am I dead I'm not dead yet no I'm dead all right listen we're testing it out we got to make sure everything worked well we already died and went to the hospital before the even the first measurement okay how you doing sir hey you wouldn't happen to have like a dollar the vending machine in there and I ain't got no money on me all right cool now um let's get away from me you ain't gonna be pretty get away from you come here no no no no no come here no come here you said get away from you let me get that money now I got a dollar for the vending machine okay let's get into a car oh three people in this car well look like three people gonna have to walk then he didn't have to do it you have to budget like that what's up y'all want to stay okay hold me in the back like he Uber okay you can stay in the wheel hold on let me close that door down all right where do I have to go I'm sorry I get a little sidetracked sidetracked dead here we go we're gonna go so we're gonna go this way what okay let's go ahead and get on the 101. um why they even made me do all that you know whoa what is that donation I just saw wait hold up see you're making me lose track a whole lot wait give me a sec let me at least make it to my destination so this is not my final destination I I really like that movie I really enjoyed that movie okay let's go ahead and run him over is that account oh man that might have been a police officer let's hurry up and go home oh y'all can't see the map that's my bad I'm my thick ass is in the way I [ __ ] everything okay hold up hold up here we go okay let's check this out my bad y'all can see the map that's my apologies oh yo what's good with the arms they couldn't get bigger arms all right what concert was that on the ground what was that oh damn a lot of a lot of pts moms are here PTSD by the way if y'all just joining we are gonna try all of them we're just starting with this one first because of the pole you all right what's I don't know what let me read this donation CJ oh my God what's up hey baby you okay man okay yeah I'm okay uh this is from since do I have to cool nice core smoke uh my heart is not to your heart this is from my heart to your heart when I say this you are my favorite YouTuber first video I have ever watch once your final destination not Final Destination see I got Final Destination in my head uh Five Nights at Freddy's animation I've been a fan for over eight years and have been a member you know I can't read so you got to really bear with me on this one uh for real love your content and gaming uh passion and your gaming uh passionate yo since that so much um I really hey what's up y'all eight years that's about hanging around Carl thank you so much I just thank you I had a hard time reading that because I'm a little man that's another funeral you ran away from fool just like Bryce okay let's go let's just get because we see because y'all know I streamed this before so we've seen these cut scenes we just want to see what's up with the gameplay like what's going on with the gameplay okay Ballers oh [ __ ] y'all they have to do the whip like that you know that [ __ ] ain't fully insurance if you ain't forgotten that let's go here we go all right we got this we got this let's go hold up buster okay damn here yo who is shooting oh my God okay but but full of Willy on him and was that a copy he didn't do [ __ ] do a willy that way you could distract the criminals trying to shoot at you and they'd be like damn y'all see him doing that really though yo respect I don't even want to kill you no more I'm moving you're the one I'm passing you right now it was good players y'all all right here we go oh [ __ ] okay which way we gonna go oh my God Bizzy you almost ran me over yo you're going too slow hey how y'all doing y'all want something from McDonald's yo why is he stopping okay here we go I'm sorry I get a little hyped my apologies what I didn't even she's on my keeper but I passed him like four times why you bother coming back yo you going mad slow you're going mad slow where he at hello guys all right here we go that's how you know you really rolling when the bites start rocking like this that's how you know you where is he guys where are the guys at oh there you go okay how y'all feel it look I mean it looked a little sharper I mean you know what I'm saying they did a couple like texture things to it look look good okay here we go all right come come on y'all just taking too damn long let's get let's get to where we need to get to okay where are they going is that the car hi oh [ __ ] yo hit hit he out of bullets he out of bullets he had all the checks oh never mind oh [ __ ] yo I thought he was out of bullets my mess was right there yo hit CJ break I mean not CJ that's me hit the smoke oh [ __ ] I thought he was out of us my man said he ain't even shooting nothing he about to kill your ass okay oh it's right there [ __ ] move I'll make that before your ass dude let's go shoot playing with me like this I got with them [ __ ] though [ __ ] so when you leaving Carl I ain't sure thought I might stay yeah things is [ __ ] up for real for the last thing we need is your help ah man I won't let you down I swear hey we gonna call some hood rats and chill the hell out you want some okay they gotten checked out I'll catch y'all later like when was their last blood test drop it we all hanging out okay Jia and get yourself some colors fool yeah okay haircut it's embarrassing to be seen damn why you gotta why do you have to put me out like that I ain't do nothing damn like where's I don't feel welcomed at all like I should have just stayed for women too but okay oh hey hey what's good shorty what's popping how you doing so when's the last time you went you got tested because that okay hold up okay listen just one it's just one you you're gonna put the sets up let's go oh [ __ ] out of me all right all right here we go um what oh yeah I saved the game okay here we go okay okay we got the auto save that's fine we could just leave it we only do all that um is do I change let me look at yeah let me look at the house real quick okay all right and look it looked good I guess I mean you know it's not like they remastered the game so you know but they you know it looked looked like a little like a little bit better okay here we go let's see what we're gonna pull out the closet one time my boys because you know he said you gotta rep oh cheat codes oh damn y'all was right about that um hold up apparel okay that's all I got just the way is this the same outfit I had on when I went when I went into the [ __ ] okay you are already wearing this item hold up y'all can y'all what is that donation y'all while right now damn hold on yeah let me give that to him we go go to the Gap something like that get him uh why am I wearing the same [ __ ] okay can somebody tweet me codes can I get some some codes tweeted hold on let me go back in and see if I got any more Benco go to Benco go to binko Street okay that's it we're gonna go we're gonna leave come on let's go we gotta go shopping for some clothes right that's what it is okay stop going Nick okay binko remove item no let don't remove any items just stay just stay like this let's let's go let's get out here we go go ahead and pull that cheat code you have to go oh you have to buy the clothes let me peep the room out okay we got the camera right here grab that okay you can go Pawn that hey take that take down the Palm so y'all saw that lens that was a big ass lens that was at least an 800 millimeter where am I going all right let's go hold up let's go let's go back put the camera away here we go okay yeah I am live I got hold up what's up with that donation that I that I saw a second ago let me read let me read this who hit me up like this okay I'm hey what's good Smokey who that hold up let me answer this I thought I explained what's up sweet hey what's up it's been away grocery salaries ain't big no more Seville Boulevard families the temple Drive families okay I hung up on his ass um yo cue the black God says what's up Dashie huge fan and you also donated 300 I mean look I I'm gonna go get an OLED switch or something yo Q I pre yo thank you I appreciate damn bro like you could have just told me this 300 dollars wow okay I appreciate damn thank you yo LL what Ja Rule come on oh [ __ ] I don't broke the fat you know how much that's gonna cost I gotta get apartment I know you got money I saw that change I saw you got that [ __ ] only had like 13 on them all right let's get on the whip okay here we go oh wait let me pull hold up let me pull up the map y'all want me to go where East be okay that's whose house is this this where I need to go Jefferson no um hold up J this this where they want me to go It's gotta be it's Gotta Be that's where they want me to go all right how y'all how's every everybody doing good everybody okay if y'all just got here how you doing my name is Ashley how are you um we're gonna play we're gonna play all three not obviously not the whole game I mean come on I can't stream like all day you know I mean I gotta eat you know but we're gonna stream um like we're gonna try all three of them at least you know just to kind of see like what how how they look and um and all these things okay we're going in here this is where we're going okay bounce okay get out the parking but it's right there that's a good place to park it okay is this the house this is not the house is it who house is this okay knock on it no okay that is not the house I'm supposed to go to that's okay that's fine back up back okay what do you do what is that oh you could do tricks okay Bet who said that all right you know what I'm in the mood I mean he got a gun I messed with the wrong one is that a cop give me your gun give me your gun you got all right let's um you know I'm just testing out the mechanics make sure that everything is uh is smooth I mean you know they have to fold your boy like origami but I know that's all right we good as a matter of fact let me get this whip excuse me I'm having this damn he ain't have to okay here we go okay um here we go is that a cop it is I want the smoke today I want is he dead let's make sure watch where you're going because I know where you're going Mortuary is he he's still alive okay you ain't gonna pull out the gout or nothing he's really not gonna do nothing he's really not going what kind of cop okay now I got two salts they go to cops right there hold up excuse me sir here we go I just want a little bit of smoke just a little bit we're gonna Duke and watch watch this we're going to come excuse me wow okay get out the car run over here around around here watch this this is messy I thought that we're the cops you're not right they don't they didn't know I'm here right am I surrounded I got no weapons where the cheat codes at [Music] okay when he come through swing on them swing on him was button to swing some tough fast okay give me the gun give me the back okay yeah you keep the Baton I'll take the gondo I think yo I think we good are they coming I think we're good I think we got away with this y'all ever seen that show I Almost Got Away With It who is this who is this who is what she pulling up to her house after work oh you don't messed up you don't messed up I Pro you probably got security cameras I gotta kill you cause you got ring cams all over this house if I let you live you're gonna look through your security cams oh [ __ ] they pulling up maybe she did something wrong car comes after her okay he's backing up he's backing up so maybe we're good hold up but we gotta kill Missy Listen Hold Up what is going on back there I ha I have to kill you I have to I had to you was gonna give him the footage I know she was gonna give him that ring footage okay what's going on with the cops they're not okay step behind the door like the cops do you think I am okay is he helping me who is that okay oh [ __ ] move wait why are you shooting him all right okay look I wasn't expecting that that okay that one's on on them that was all right oh a convertible Don't Mind If I Do LL roll out my boy come on man get your ass on thank you appreciate that yo this [ __ ] runs horribly man what you you got an oil change on this he ain't been taking care of this whip all right where are we supposed to go let's let's progress let's progress I think it's I think we got to go here okay let's Okay I gotta all right hi y'all how's everybody um y'all doing good y'all got snacks let's go everybody already like went to the bathroom oh this is if you want to buy a house that's not even that's not even where you got to go that's if you want to buy a house what do I have to do now what what do I have to I keep putting it there but that's not why do I have to what do I have to do where do I go to progress okay [ __ ] where y'all came from okay uh let me just get away from the cops one time and then and then we'll figure this out go home oh I just got to go to the house okay because I didn't wow let me set that let me set that up on the map I here put in the cheat codes okay all right you want me to put in the cheat codes you got so you have to buy a house I don't got enough money for that because I got 500 you care about how he about to shoot me you can't buy a house for no damn 500 but let's see what happens I'm gonna go into it and see what happens all right let's go to the let's go to that house that they that they that that's there and then we'll see what happens somebody said buy a house I ain't hold up oh hey you almost damn hey my bad [ __ ] all right hold up give a CPR you all right she look good yeah ma'am oh wow okay okay that is uh that is definitely she is not okay okay before that pool of blood she might have had a chance but now that is definitely a lot of blood loss what the [ __ ] [ __ ] give me that gun what what word Daisy watch out any of y'all want what you want what you want to do yeah get back in the wheel get back in the whip keep it moving y'all yeah going y'all late for supper yeah y'all go on it y'all going and do that how you doing they know better who the [ __ ] is that purchase this you can't purchase nothing come on man stop all right let's get in the car and and head and head back to the house let's go to the awe the all right you gotta go to the ore what the [ __ ] cause they had nothing to do with you because that's not on me cop get hurry up get your ass what the [ __ ] the couple's running on top of the coil no okay here we go we're gonna go the oil that's what we're gonna do the oil where's the oil on the map where I don't see the oil why am I not seeing why am I not got what hold up zoom out I'm not seeing that's where I'm at that's my house that's the body shop I think there's another house you could buy we're gonna we're gonna go here okay okay fifty dollars much love to you brother you look good y'all I appreciate that thank you thank you y'all really be making me feel good okay let's let's go this way let's go back to the house oh [ __ ] excuse me I still got two stars but no cops in sight come on man they gotta tighten up they gotta really tighten up okay [ __ ] maybe maybe they blew out a tie is that the cops I see lights no that's not okay I'm just paranoid I'm just paranoid are you y'all doing everybody I know I keep asking all right here we go we're gonna go back to the house and see what happens how long we've been streaming all right I'm gonna give it a few minutes we're gonna switch to a different one because I you know I wanna I do want to try all of them oh she is dead let me double check she kind of thinks so maybe the thing has helped her out she all right what the hell okay I wanted it to be daytime anyway why is everybody ducking y'all right okay let's let's get in this oh they got another convertible how you doing oh my God he does not have to punch him like that he look like he could whoop your ass too all right let's go where was I going map let me see game what does game have to do map all right we're gonna go back over here that's what we're gonna do let me read what you what you guys are saying somebody somebody said that's what you get damn you gotta do me like that RG oh I saw a cheat code but that's I can't read that fast I cannot read oh the mini map yeah so follow the minimap okay but I wanted to set a waypoint that's what I wanted to do I wanted to set like a law like a little Waypoint all right we got this I got a little sidetracked it what Side Track we good now I got a a little it's a side track dude is that a are you drunk this [ __ ] said I'm drunk because I said sidetracked it who said that who said is that a cop are you a cop oh let me check okay that's a cop the ah should have gotten better training player you should have got a better trainer than that come on man how you gonna let a civilian whoop your ass like that all right let's go we're gonna bust the left here on filth no I over the bridge okay here we go Bob okay we needed to go like right like right here I think let me see something [ __ ] we needed to go right next door ain't that a bit y'all I'll take some L's for that y'all go ahead and give me some else yeah but you was the one that dissed me earlier talking about get a haircut stuck and you over here trying me and [ __ ] you know I'ma skip your cutscene because you was rude show me how they drive only well I gotta show you how how we drive why I got damn y'all really going through with the L's huh I wasn't expecting that wait hold up [ __ ] I know I put I know I changed this option I know I put radio off auto-tune off auto-tune like T-Pain they got autotune in this game okay radio off Radio Action five minutes okay so when you running off again here we go I ain't gonna stand wow wow the homies is here like it's spelled w yeah but now I'm h-o and I know what I've been missing totally oh I'm going the wrong way why why wait how we busted already how are we busting they drive on the East Coast how do we got one star off the rip because he's wanted why why did we have one star off the rift no stop with the copyrighted music this man on America's Most Wanted that's my fault okay I'm not I'm not gonna stay oh [ __ ] my fam okay I see I did it on purpose oh you can see the driving skills oh whoops all right here we go oh so we are gonna well I gotta be a buster yeah don't mention it am I am I gonna get okay he really made me get a haircut like you know I'm saying you can't accept me for me like why why I gotta shoot myself down CJ okay thank you then he still had the strap with him like walking into the barbershop trying to get that free haircut all right let's see what we got wait how do you nah just stick with the season man just yeah just stick with the yeah just just just stick with that just by yeah just stick with that bro I said purchase you already have okay appreciate you okay I like your little lineup you look like Big Sean a little bit all right here we go all right now you can't say nothing to me now you can't say nothing about my cut wait what happened walk into the what [ __ ] did I not just what what it did I not just get a haircut they want me to get a specific comfortable son your moms used to choose your styles did they did I not just buy that I got to get a different cut huh okay that's fine 500 right about a high fade let me see what that's looking like that's 150. he looks the exact same I don't I'm not so grown up and [ __ ] am I confused I don't understand was I supposed to do something different what what happened was I supposed to select a different cut what okay now he out he told you he was crazy man what's this it looked ridiculous it's the exact cut so why so why you want me to put I already got high cholesterol you trying to you know what I'm saying because because that because they got the blood work and they said that your cholesterol if if you keep eating all right no that's fine but don't worry about it you see not why he got to judge me why you got to judge me talking about oh you're too skinny oh you need a haircut you can't accept me for me why I gotta do all this you know what I'm saying oh you're too skinny have like eight sizes of pizza why why it's Gotta Be I swear to God I swear no hold up oh [ __ ] okay do I have to get the hair cut again or okay no we good I didn't know you couldn't whoop somebody's ass that she tried me she tried me first okay she's not even here no more all right so don't whoop nobody ass you want a pizza or what bro you had the whole meal ready to go was that under a heat lamp like how do I know this fresh how do I know that this is fresh I'm not understanding this hold up when when the fries came out them shit's been sitting there for a minute then my hoes are soggy and [ __ ] okay I'm not a buster so I'm gonna get the double deluxe hold on let me see what kind of drink is that okay what's that like spaghetti what is that it looked like a salad with spaghetti in the middle gracias I mean okay wow now I gotta go okay what is he doing here he about to Rob this plate look at the business they don't have no money give up the money what money not this again it ain't me fool no one else is that small I feel sorry for your dad wow [ __ ] you crazy let's get up out of here same old CJ Buster straight bust why I gotta be a buster oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] is he gonna come out pizza there's no pushover my man's really came out hold on he shot at us bro I can't just let him live yeah what the [ __ ] is that what is that flying [ __ ] is some Harry Potter [ __ ] hey hold up I'm about to get this shoddy [ __ ] give me a second Jake let me get the shoddy okay and what is that what is that is the bumper now it's gone all right let's go here we go wait we got to go this way so he really just took me out so I could get a haircut pay for some pizza right hear me out he just robbed them he didn't even take the money I'm out of money for pizza out of money for a haircut and now I'm wanted they got my face in the security camera in the pizza watch who you hang around with see what happens look at this if I would have just minded my own business stay my ass at home this [ __ ] wouldn't happen what oh I can't really you can't just walk right there I gotta really take you into okay better drop by and see sweet you've been yapping on about that graffiti too later homie I should shoot your ass where he at where I should go in and shoot his ass okay what's good y'all want something what's good how you doing what how you what's yeah you better keep hey what's hey what's going on y'all y'all ain't cold I mean what's good like you barely got nothing known like what's going on all right how you doing man you good hey okay all right here we go let's go in here see what's popping come on Fat Boy watch out fool come on Fat Boy okay that's fine let's uh hey wait up brother okay come on I always gotta drive I will try a little bit of this and then we'll we'll keep it moving oh my God stop I do like that song though that song kind of fire though here we go all right let's go tag up some Busters sorry you guys doing I'm gonna just read a donation really quick because I I see it it caught my eye from Wes Foreman are you related to like George Foreman because if so man that George Foreman Grill I know he made a grip from that so you you probably got a whole lot much love to you oh you already read that one my bad wow sorry ain't nothing wrong with getting loved twice bomb okay we're right here okay here we go busters watch for those rollers as I tag this up ah for sure okay I don't know how that created that but all right 33 Mercury I see you hold up you go get them and I'll keep the engine running what get what spray over the remaining tags in this area okay okay where's that at where's the remaining tags oh right here wamp okay wait where's this where's this at it's on this side what's the point of tagging back here ain't nobody gonna even see it where's this where's this tag at guys guys where's the tag guys where where's it guys where's the tag at is it back here it might be okay here it is okay hold on that's it okay wait stop yeah okay there you go okay three out of a hundred [ __ ] what hold up the cop where the car all right here we go they didn't get me for double parking come on let's cruise in the Ballers territory all right Busters sorry you guys I'm sorry okay here we go oh wait I think I see it I see one that I didn't see earlier I think I see one that I didn't see earlier I'm lying no I did yeah I did 33 Mercury been watching you since the sixth grade now I'm a graduate from high school first of all congratulations for graduating because hey all right your videos have gotten me through uh some hard times in my life and I just wanted to say thank you uh for making me laugh all these years yo 33 Mercury you hit this up here thank you for watching me since the sixth grade sixth [Music] okay all right here we go here we go whoa boy okay where I know then what we're not doing all hundred close that okay here we go by the way we have now 22 000 votes and GTA San Andreas is sitting at 72 percent it's still the same results it's still the same damn results all this has changed and I noticed okay who the [ __ ] spray the car oh [ __ ] the cops is after me hold on I gotta spray this before he kills me before he takes me down what these are ballers gang members dressed in purple they are okay they're my sworn enemies okay so just kind of like don't just kind of sneak up like walk up a little bit like real slow like this what the [ __ ] hey give me a second player bye [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he gets free run are they following me are they following me let me look somebody follow me who what is the cops [ __ ] get up okay what stand press X what the [ __ ] what kind of jump was that okay there you go about okay we good now there's no way the cops gonna be able to and upward pointing triangular blip the [ __ ] all right go was that supposed to climb up I think I'm supposed to climb up yeah we got to climb up we gotta we gotta climb up here because it means that it's to the top who is that donating like this okay hold up I'm gonna read that give me a second let me tag this up I said let me attack okay six out of a hundred now can we leave now can we stop this what the [ __ ] quick get in all right for sure where's he at oh oh [ __ ] yo you were just driving you could have stayed driving just let me jump in the passenger one side of the way oh [ __ ] okay hold up we gotta go around like this we got this this is a shortcut why did the oh it's under the bridge that's all right we can make this just go like just go like this blop oh my God all right we're Felicia house at CJ I'm gonna give you a lesson here we go we good we got this all right y'all not really yeah it all comes back what are you doing on the fetty I'm kind of shout you know yeah so trash took all my paper man let me remember small change you know let your boy get up here or something a beer [ __ ] I just risked my life what a beer is that cops how y'all doing officers how are you how you guys doing you guys having a good day all right all right he stayed right there the guy was with he's that's his house right there matter of fact I he hasn't paid property taxes in over five years okay I'm snitching all right here we go it's officer Hernandez what officer Hernandez what's good show me some respect boy go [ __ ] yourself you just they [ __ ] I've got a message from officer 10 Penny don't try anymore town that would be you you hear me we're watching you man hang up on them man I'm trying to hear all that okay hey how you doing baby girl Hey bow hold up back okay back sprayer you got any green I can ball okay hurry up get in here hey you gotta keep it real man copyrighted all right beat up is only a couple of blocks away the Hood's all messed up huh okay we're gonna do this Mission then we're gonna switch these crackheads we're gonna check out that Vice City one time one of the families ain't up on it okay let's get it smoke sweet I got something you know yours truly Grove Street don't bang no more okay yeah yeah just get blown off the show oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah what's good what's good what's good get sprayed up why who called the cops on me what do we have to do are we getting in the car what's up okay can I slide okay there you go don't even start with this radio [ __ ] oh the cops is coming here we go all right block excuse me thank you thank you okay here we go stop okay let me read this donation real quick hey slow down fool you don't even know what store it is I sure don't that's it yeah this [ __ ] right here open up sure he's still living fool I told you this said open up who the [ __ ] is it CJ the [ __ ] you want just chilling bruh okay this is from Belinda finding somebody selling okay Belinda says Hey Dashie you look good thank you thanks for always keeping me laughing yo thank you thank you Belinda this is from Ivy says Hey Dashie I've been watching you since I was in the seventh grade now sixth seventh I found you through your Happy Wheels video seven years ago now I'm 20. damn what that's crazy right there this is from cosmic Kyle hi Dash thank you for always making my day you look good and damn those arms look hey you know you because sometimes you gotta like when you when you hit the workout you know you gotta you gotta pay attention to the arms too cause you gotta do push-ups sorry all right here we go let's go um let's get in the whip let's go and um and our membership from uh kayara Valdez Yoko Yara if I messed up your name I'm Sarah's supposed to be like sorry and it rhymes with your name I get a l for that that's fine okay um where do we go he said you look oh I see the red I see the red I know I'm covering the mini map so y'all can see what I'm seeing but I see it right here I see it right here okay here we go hey yo Buster some trust that trust that trust that okay are we supposed to kill him what are we doing hold up I do got a shot into the body nah Shawty might be a look nah we're going with the shoddy what's good Busters hey partner I'm working man what you need what you need dog you already know I got quality [ __ ] right here oh hold on but let me just take care of this how the [ __ ] did he miss that that is okay now he did what happened man I know this cat yeah punk used to run with a front yard baller OG from Idlewood I know his place it's just across the tracks there let's check it out all right for sure that front yard turf man are you a buster I'm a little bit of a buster when it comes to a lot of guns damn he after he was already dead grab hold of that bat over there I got it okay you want me to you want me to equip the bat what are we doing right here don't hey hey Buster Buster let's go here we go sweat it homie everybody in the hood no ball is a [ __ ] here we go Friday what's going on right here what's going on right here what what are we doing out here what's going on what's going on Brett oh you think you [ __ ] what's good man yeah yeah dunk your ass down knock your ass down what's good are you wearing a shirt I can't tell why is like this part of him glistening and the rest not okay if you're gonna put that lotion on bruh at least put the whole use that use lotion to be even proportions huh hey I had that now Buster all right why did my why am I in here why am I what am I doing in here I don't understand oh that was sweat how are you just gonna sweat here and here like it all right let's get out what so now what's good where we going player okay he just took that like a man so you know what respect respect on him all right here we go let's get back in the whip let's get back in the whip cause we got to go over here across the corner I mean we could have walked over there but I'm lazy so let's go here we go right here busted go right here could have literally walked there but that's fine cracked in a model way all right let's get shoot through and introduce ourselves okay bet you say shoot okay say less boom here we go JJ King I see you yo home baller dope pushers hello why are you doing in the back hey y'all can't see that oh hold up okay y'all didn't see that right what's good come on buster come on Busters what's gay that's it that was it that we done like that's it bye hello what do we do now yep oh you think you touching homeboy drop me again oh we gotta get something right here what's good oh no we just gotta leave okay that was I guess that was it now before there's no Grove Street families on their way back up that's right don't try me again Busters come on out on me let's go change come on Buster get in the car try me like that oh man they gonna be mad at us a little bit especially when they see that that carpet with all that blood on it I know Stanley Steemer not gonna be able to get that blood out I know that not by experience but I just I just know Stanley Steemer not gonna be able to get that Blood Out trusty 100 Stanley Steemers they ain't gonna be able to get that blood out trust me on that not that I know now that the bass ain't getting pushed up in there all right here we go maybe these fools should be should be banging all right Busters now for show though yeah later homie I busted all right I'm gonna go sit what no I was gonna say oh this is the drive through one okay we gotta do the drive through one and then we're gonna switch to Vice City we gotta do the drive through one hold up hold up hold up stop with the music we all gotta talk about it sweet oh hold on a bunch of buses that's a lot of money right there for the drive-through players that's a lot of money for the drive-through give me a second players come on CJ give me a second all right let's go hey it's on me now it's on me he can make that order now yeah but people like to talk don't let's go anyway that's half the Santos you talking about here we go gym you right my bad miraculous it's Miracles how is it I'm sorry she all right she landed on the top of my [ __ ] all right okay we got we got Clark and Bell what do you want you gotta eat to keep your [ __ ] man trust that number nine fat boy give me a number nine just like his uh let me get a number six with extra dip number nine two number Nines What else number nine large number six extra deal number seven number seven number four they don't even go up that high in a large soda make a diet please at least no okay you're gonna just consume the sugar hey all right that's fine okay let's get it come on Busters come on Busters yo get him right there he the one with the gun you right next to him you right next to him get him you got how you missing this how are you missing these shots you was right now he's sticking up oh [ __ ] [Music] come on now come on now get these Busters yo cops get down cops why you know come here and say that [ __ ] how they gonna get me how they gonna get me that was right there with the papa okay hold up we gotta do this one more time give me a second there you go there you go come on now ain't worse than my [ __ ] it's gonna make why they're shooting handle that handle that there you go bye a tax money go to this [ __ ] all right we're going back in that's fine let's go okay get the driver that way he crashes the car come on I don't know how you missing these shots bro I don't get it I'm not understanding okay I'm about to blow up get these buses too get these busted suit cardamom blew up what the hell is that okay get him another car oh no it's the same car okay now what okay we could bounce we got this hold on watch this maneuver [ __ ] whoa all right here we go here we go busters okay Shelby [ __ ] oh wait wrong way no that was the right way baby I drive good muscle left Buster left see what I'm doing because like Busters sorry all right we made it all right we're good to go and we got a gang of food too we gotta eat now we got a gang of food what smoke [Music] y'all coming in for a beer could have heated up baby I need to get back to the crib CJ give me a ride all right smoke let's go see y'all later he just wanna ride because he ain't finished with all the food he hit some of that food underneath the seat he had some of that food underneath the seat trying to act like he out of food but he slowly he's slowly gonna be eating that food man if you can in the back where everybody else is losing man and naming you you yeah straight huh yeah what no no no just yeah you know that's all right here we go let's get it thanks call hey I miss having you around baby he gonna be like yo you should have drove a little slower I still got some food I mean don't mean to CJ he's still real tall about your moms man all right that's cool let's go save the game I'm gonna go save the game oh let me let me put a a waypoint actually it should have already saved anyway I think it I think it's safe already but we but let's do it ourselves just to make the video nah you ain't just gonna get away with this now really really come here no no what the [ __ ] wrong with you don't make it a murder what's wrong with you what the what is wrong what is wrong with you oh oh [ __ ] hold up Method Man the rayquan okay hold up okay we got guys uh [ __ ] I can't answer my phone right now get out all right we're good we're good that oh [ __ ] they don't blew my tires out we good though we got this all right here we go oh my god oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay let me get this car I can't I can't drive who is calling me yeah hey CJ hey what's up hey stay right there ain't nobody gonna respect you okay hang up on him thank you what happened oh he want me to go to the gym see again get a haircut YouTube's gonna eat food go to gym workout come on man for real for real all right where am I what's happening where'd the car go all right I'm gonna take this one hold up excuse all right here we go blah blah we're gonna go save then we got we're about to switch we're about to switch it up we gotta check we got to check them all out y'all I'm curious and I haven't played by city or GTA 3 and I don't even know when this allows GTA for 75 that I played okay let's go to the back we're just gonna take a shortcut okay X pop come on we did that Okay jump over the fence now we gotta go save let's go busters okay hold up second it's good y'all how did just go say just save the game all right here we go we're gonna switch it out give me a second um boom because I don't know what information they show when you when you switch out games so hey let me better be saved the sorry you know what I mean okay boom blah okay we already did that we switched it out okay and bump there we go okay let's see what Vice City let's see what Vice City's talking about I'm gonna take a sip of water how you guys doing let me read some stuff JJ King says Dashie can you shout out Jason Greenlee love your content it's the best JJ I appreciate you Jason what's good man what how you shout out to Jason Greenlee green Lee like it's not like Bruce Lee it's like green Lee no sorry oh [ __ ] this music copyrighted hold up [Music] foreign [Music] oh okay so it's ready for me to start my bet let's go to the options let's see if it works this time all the options look the damn same okay let's go to off y'all see me put it off okay radio off foreign here we go people saying that's you losing weight why are you guys watching my videos helps people forget sorry I see him walking down the streets of their neighborhoods it will be bad for business well what are we gonna do we're skipping this I'm sorry there's that background music I can't I can't deal with that go get some sleep yeah man get you something what are you gonna do I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out okay oh okay here we go all right okay let me let me take a look here okay oh okay his face definitely looks looks different press y to enter a vehicle yeah I know what to do uh follow the pink blip to find the whole okay oh is that a cop already how you doing officer should I I'm a lunatic you [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] now I gotta go through with it he had no gun yeah he did stop with the music all right I know we just started I'm already [Music] why is the music not set to us I got [ __ ] whoa damn y'all saw that spin oh [ __ ] okay hold on okay cut through here oh my God no they're gonna get out there shooting you okay go this way here we go we back on track we're back on track we got two sheds already go this way boom there you go there you go there you go there you go there you go there you go what all right what's the left damn I like that wheel oh let me get that will no I already done today I Don't Wanna Know [Music] okay here we go we out here we got this dual Willy on the air hey hold up you were struggling to do that we out here bye let's go man I'm not playing that I told y'all this all right walk through the front door okay hurry up check in okay well that's to save the game right they shooting they in here what what the [ __ ] they out they're shooting like that that's because we in Continental grounds so they can't really bring that heat inside the hotel I know y'all seen John Wick they still out there shooting like this foreign got a gun anything like that I could borrow let me see what I got [ __ ] I got a gun does that have any ammo in it [ __ ] do you even have a reservation he ain't even gotten a reservation come in the hotel like this okay who said that okay um guys I'm a little nervous to step outside wait should we go outside okay hold on um uh uh you guys ever catch any criminals okay wait where are they oh [ __ ] the cop is they right there you can see the sprinkles or the sparkles from the gods [ __ ] all right here's what we gonna do it we need a we need a plan run out oh you can't okay I thought it was gonna be let me get this let me get this whip wow he almost had me bye [ __ ] okay okay um my first priority is to shake the cops off once we do that we figure out what we got to do I left you [ __ ] my all right should we go to the L let's go to the L go like this yeah move a bus driver they got Bulletproof okay hold on and I dropped he can't swim just let go of the gun he died why is there blood the car about to blow up what the [ __ ] happened the doctors will take some cash for patching you up [ __ ] they can't check my insurance why are they taking my cash I know there's a copay but damn all right okay let's let's take another call okay oh I like hey let me get this convertible one time hold up bro I see a lot of L's about y'all what are you doing get it take the car I can't have [ __ ] around here man yo my bad Carlton okay hold up my man said you can't have [ __ ] around here okay oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] all right let's I hope Carlton not coming after me what's good baby girl I need to wait what hey let's go hey look at the way you swinging at Hey listen no nothing okay she just saw me saw the car she ain't gonna come through all right where do we go let me look at my map real quick I think we got to go to that L let's just go to the L okay here we go this way hi y'all doing good hold on should I be reading some some uh donations Marcus makula game says hey yo Dashie my boy thanks for all the laughs my man I love your channel always making us laugh on a rough day yo I hear that a lot and you know what that makes me feel amazing it really does it really does can you imagine you you got something to do with somebody how they feel like like you like you're having a bad day you put on Dashie video your mood got left in that's come on man that's that's incredible like for real for real Young rehab says Hey Dash I just got out the hospital two days ago um and because you had like a like an infection like a bladder infection but I'm taking antibiotics at the moment but I want to say thanks for your entertainment yo first of all feel better okay you know I'm glad that you know I'm saying they got you on the antibiotic stuff you're gonna you don't say gonna make you feel good afterwards so uh speedy recovery and thank you so much I appreciate that last one we're gonna read one more and then we're gonna continue here uh Franny says you look good appreciate you I've been watching you since I was in the sixth everybody been watching me since the sixth grade what is it with the sixth grade I am now 19. you've helped me through hard times and I appreciate you you always have me weak never a dull moment thank you thank you friend all right dash don't get emotional let's kill people sorry oh look it's right here it's right here okay let's let's go okay here we go yeah everybody everybody doing here y'all enjoying the stream doesn't sleep he says I have been sitting in this chair all night with the light soft drinking coffee this is a disaster we are so screwed man these gorillas listen to me are gonna come down here and rip my head off it's ridiculous I did not go to law school for this okay now what the hell are we gonna do shut up sit down relax yeah tell you what we're gonna do you're gonna find out who took our cocaine and then I'm gonna kill them damn that's a good idea who's been thick ass shoes a thick ass Vans they look like vans on your feet [ __ ] sorry well away from cities of staff okay he's holding his part and all of Vice City's big players are gonna be there okay I have an invite of course I have an invite but there's no way that I'm going out there sticking my head out the door no I told you shut up I'll go myself oh well oh hey I like 1978 too but you know all right that's fine let's go that's enough talking too damn much let's get some action-powered go get new threats see why I almost got to get new threats why I can't just be chilling like this you know he got the taco meat out he can't just chill with the taco meat you know what I mean gotta get new threads all right well let's get let's get some new threads then all right where do you gotta what do you gotta okay they're already they're already telling me where to go here we go come on hit that up boom damn bro damn bro okay come on they don't they don't want none of the taco meat out so that's fine I mean maybe every shirt you get shows the taco meat I don't know taco meat I always find that same funny top of me okay bye don't block screen block Let's Get It Bop let's go oh let's see okay see yeah let me see can you see no you can't see the taco meat so you're on the taco meat all right here we go for taco me what the [ __ ] all right hey my boy's starting on y'all ass now I don't want this raggedy ass car no more let me see let me see we got the OJ Bronco right there hey hey hold up I was gonna take your [ __ ] but bro that headlight ah I'm not trying to get stopped out here I should kill his ass too what is this what is this okay I mean it is like the 80s or something right okay what what the [ __ ] happened all right let's get no okay here we go let me get let me get hey hold up John Wick jump let me see if it's John we he'll defend himself that's John Wick let's get the [ __ ] out of here okay whose bike was this you should have said something you see me hop on that [ __ ] I'm about to hold my bike [ __ ] you late oh [ __ ] all right bust it right right here yo this bike handles horribly what the [ __ ] nah he needed to have this tuned up nah look I'm trying to turn you can't even talk nah what the [ __ ] nah bruh I'm gonna get to my destination we're gonna diss this [ __ ] this is horrible look at how wide this away let it that's what it deserved to be because that handling that [ __ ] I couldn't handle that [ __ ] that [ __ ] was terrible let's go hey how you doing just got off work what's going on okay why you gotta be sassy with your [ __ ] like I'm saying hold on you know what oh my son [ __ ] what's good what say Carlton do something dude hurt you boy what what's what's Carlton wait the cop went after him okay if that doesn't say a lot right there I want this as a cop went after him not me yeah they are they wow okay let's go where we need to go oh okay here we go yo for real what the [ __ ] okay here we go hell no what is this music okay what's take the Cornell's the oh I was about to kill your ass if I didn't read that if I didn't read that you almost died just now who's in this car hey get in [ __ ] I'm about to keep this what are you doing hello well you wanted to drive you want to drive just let me know will you be working for my father maybe do you mind me resting my hand in your lap Maybe so difficult having a rich and Powerful father vamos well look I mean if you wanna you wanna rest your hand on my lap I'm okay with that you know okay all right here we go let's go this way let's be careful we don't want her dead even though I did almost killed her also this car I'm not sure whose car this is this might be that dude's car oh this was it man we could have walked over here we could have taken a nice brisk walk over here we could have just taken a night okay hold up just park right there all right let's get it come on we got to step on this little portal see you around handsome okay I'm you you could see me right now what's good what room you in I'm sure you will let's go right now you're not you don't wanna what which um room foreign up on me you know he is quick as [ __ ] do you jog for a living what's nah nah cause you don't just run up on me you don't just do anything smart straight stop Lisa have you been jogging your whole life you're still up you are fit as [ __ ] stay your ass down okay make let's make sure because he could be pretending he could be pretending he's dead okay all right unless he keeps a bag of blood on him at all times which is smart hear me out hear me out you always keep a bag of blood on you in your pocket or like maybe it's strapped across your chest right hear me out [Music] put bag of blood on you like for her for instance right she has a bag of blood on her she's not dead but she goes like this boy back up look see see what happens now you assume she dead guess what you're not gonna go after her no more you're gonna run because you're like oh my God look at this big ass mess I'm telling y'all bag of blood that I'm selling bag of blood.net I'm selling I'm gonna sell that's it that's the new business venture that's don't come near me again damn you wouldn't have to oh is she dead no she's not but if she had that bag of blood she could have hey damn yo I'm sorry what's good hey hold on what's Robin oh look how you doing listen if she would have had the bag of blood she could have just pretended and then I wouldn't have I'ma let her live though because I did take her bite and she didn't really do nothing about it here we go here we go hey Willie on him okay that didn't work I thought because the car was aerodynamic that you could have at least popped a willy on their ass and then you could have just like kind of flown over the whip you're gonna try nope can't drive with that one here we go here we go watch this in theory that should have worked in theory that should a a hundred percent worked out right there but it didn't can I get my bike back [ __ ] [ __ ] that I'm about to get this whip excuse me who is this okay Carlton again all right okay where where do we go we got we got to go to the L I think we gotta go to the L let me let me set a waypoint for this map boom I said boom okay here we go all right okay hey let's relax let's really okay this hand looks nice okay this handle is really nice boom whoa okay Bob perfect that's where I wanted to park it anyway let's get it see what he got to say hey everybody ah well I hope you're having a good time because I'm going out of my mind with worry here what did you find out that there are more criminals in this town than in prison yeah we need a lead from the streets okay let me think let me think let me think yeah you think I got it okay there's this limey some music industry slimeball goes by the name of Kent Paul anyway that's all I need to know thanks thank you that's all I need to know Camp Paul let's go let's get it after I'm done with him he can't walk see what I'm doing because his name is Kent right so he can't because I'm I'm gonna hurt him and then so he's not he can't walk after that because I mean maybe like after like physical therapy eventually after a few months he might be able to get back to normal but he like I'm really gonna hurt him so all right let's go can I get a nice car please somebody oh I appreciate you thank you so much let me see who's driving this oh I am so sorry ma'am I you know what I'm my apologies I'm so hey hold up did she gonna get it back what's she gonna do she just gonna she's just gonna chill like ain't nothing happened wow you know what I kind of feel bad now I feel a little bit bad okay oh my God hold up you know what I feel I feel like ma'am you know what you can have your car back ma'am you could ma'am you can have your car back is he is he messing with these ladies hold up oh I'm sorry ma'am oh no okay ma'am I'm gonna have to borrow your car for a minute okay let's go back in ah well I hope you're having a good time okay here we go we're going back in somebody said that was a drake moment I saw those memes they were funny I'm not gonna lie those were funny ass memes those were funny ass okay they go a newer version of my will wait in blue hey hold up let me get this oh man oh damn oh I'm so sorry if she takes it back I'll give it to her no you're not even gonna try to just get your your car back on the street okay she might have she might be able to identify me so I'm gonna have to all right let's get let's go here we go okay I think she's still okay I think she's still fine do we really have 19 000 people in here what's happening oh my God hi I'm nervous now whoa um hi what's up hello is that is that a glitch what happened how you guys doing okay oh my God now I'm crashing oh okay we're good it will start 2000 it said 19 on my end they lying they was lying to me okay Mike yeah I'm the copper man they all sort things out you know I mean I'll show you whatever you want I'll get you a girl don't you wait is this music back get lost is this copyrighted wait wait wait Ken Paul I'm a friend of rosenberg's Rosenberg okay next yeah is that Kent is that Kent is that Kent okay all right here we go um go and find shelf the Shelf I hope they don't expect me to kill the [ __ ] because if he cook me something good I'm not gonna kill him what's good baby girl let me take a look at baby girl how you doing okay no all right she got a little bit like a scoliosis because I know it's like a little bit it's like maybe it's just a wick because I don't know the way she Swain her [ __ ] it just seemed like a little bit like you know it could be like a minor scoliosis she might be able to just get like a brace and um she got a tiny head she her I wasn't gonna say nothing but the proportions um the ratio had the body what's a little something was a little off but you know you know like there's nothing all right let me get this red joint excuse me I think oh it's a good show outside there would you escape from the beach what you gonna do you want to do something I want you to yeah run that's what y'all has gonna do nothing [ __ ] look at this ramp that is very tempting I kind of want to take that ramp all right that's cool okay ah well I hope you're having a good time because I'm going out of my now I gotta go way back over there oh my God okay let's just go there real quick let's get there real quick okay I'm not stealing the cop car okay I'm gonna wait till a car that I like I'm not just gonna settle for any car It's gotta be a nice car nice car please pull up okay I guess I'll have to settle for this one excuse me excuse me thank you can you tell me where my boy has gone oh my god oh he probably a tourist too I'm sorry is that a Nikon all right here we go down [ __ ] okay here we go blah blah blah blimp wow wow there was a nun there I didn't even see that she gonna have to die she in my way I'm sorry you said you roller skating hey hey damn you killing that can you steal the roller skates let me see I bite back darling can you sit Can you steal the roller Can you steal the skates yo can I get them skates Riker hey really get one more in get one more in let me see if he got the bag of blood on it activates okay there you go it came out hey that came out maybe okay maybe he kept it between the cheeks right and then he pushed the cheeks together in the bag of blood pop and then Bop and then that's what happened that's smart I see him on that one okay oh cops right there all right here we go let's get it here we go okay we're at the club all right let's not mess around this time let's get it that was a pause moment okay all right I'm just telling y'all there's different ways that you could use bag of Bloods they got the in between the cheeks strapped to the chest or the back um that you know there's there's different ways that you could you know activate the bag of blood no all right here we go let's get it I'm so sorry you heard that crunch oh my God well well well wow wow wow okay he is definitely dead what am I doing up here I saw the heart hi officer how you doing man I'm good okay get out the car quickly get up so officer you do not want to be standing there oh come on this guard too get out ah well I hope you're having a good time let's just get in this car just kidding all right let's stay out of trouble did that on purpose I wanted to check out the um the hydroplaning I don't know where that came just I just pulled that word out of somewhere hydroplane in the car oh watch out for the officer oh [ __ ] how you doing all right Officer how are you I'm not that's it we got to make it to our mission that's a big ass plane what was it just a shadow where the plane at I know y'all saw that plane going that way oh they go right there but wait that didn't make any sense the shadow was okay unless the sun was diagonally uh at a 45 degree here we go okay where'd you pop okay look come on let's go let's get this popping no I'm not seeing things when y'all go watch the playback of this live stream you're gonna see that there was that's the same dude from earlier y'all gonna see that there was a shadow of a plane in plain sight are y'all seeing what I'm doing with these jokes cause y'all if you're not then I here we go relax oh my God Dash just make it to your [ __ ] just make it to you I couldn't help myself with that one all right here we go we're almost there Dash you can make it it's right here where is it what where the [ __ ] is it on the other side we gotta go through the middle where is it it's back here oh here here's the Shelf you're on this here on the car hey what you looking at you better start talking hello what yo he cooking a ass whooping let me see if we got the bag of blood there you go that [ __ ] was in his leg y'all see there's different options so he had the he had the shoe blood with that one what you do is this is your this is the heel of your foot it's on the ground what you do to activate it is you just tap your heel three times it'll it'll then pop you gotta do it three times and then so that it'll activate so okay here we go oh way to go tough guy oh beat him to a pulp that should make him real chatty she wants some too hey see his body's missing bro that [ __ ] disappear after 30 minutes still green and my dead brother's white lady unfortunately you just silenced our lead what's good accidents happen get lost hey hey whoa what no need to go a long range on my ass the way I see it we too Hombres in a strange town okay we need to watch each other's back okay so we cool next to fine Brother you sure about that hey who did yeah follow me what the [ __ ] going on this way wow bulletproof shelves hold up ah [ __ ] you better run quicker than me wait why didn't why couldn't I grab that wait where did he go that [ __ ] bounced on me oh my God okay we got one down hold up he's got I know he just sharpened that too he got me I felt it come on activate your bag of blood let me see what he has his okay that was on the back of his thigh we got to go this way that wasn't a bag of blood he actually did die oh it's right here I got to get in the wheel hey hey [ __ ] okay here we go who said that one thing you got to realize about this time you gotta pack some heat local gun shops a couple of blocks away okay okay oh [ __ ] I had it off and then I messed up it's after let me see which one wave ready let's have to wave okay here we go okay almost dumb chefs almost came at your boy trying to make that suit I mean I already had heat so I don't know what you're talking about you gotta pass on me maybe that was because that was his gun he won that [ __ ] back that might be what it is where we going Flint School bye okay here we go let's get it is he coming too is he in is he in the car yo you gonna stay what's good where he reached for something oh [ __ ] see I didn't know that he was like I thought ah well I hope you're happy you got to be [ __ ] kidding me you gotta be kidding [Music] I deserve that I deserve that no that's fine that no yeah that's cool all right knockers yeah cause we're about to switch now I'm at least finish this Mission though that's fine though excuse me all right excuse me excuse me am I being chased I am come on excuse me thank you excuse me excuse me all right here we go there we go that's a perfect parking spot right there let's get it yeah I deserve the L I deserve it with you I deserve it no that's fine come on they still chasing me come on man I don't want to have to restart this [ __ ] please just run to your destination I don't know how far the cop is behind me okay that [ __ ] way back there okay um can our car hurry up and come over here okay there's a car coming right there let me get that ride okay he gonna run over the cop yeah run over the cop oh he didn't run over the cop I don't know if I I don't know if I can if I have enough time to get in this whip okay this one's already parked let's just go and back up hurry up hurry oh [ __ ] the cops still come just run over the Shelf yo you just got you just that was a shortcut I didn't even have to hear that [ __ ] talk okay oh okay okay now you got the three shelves do we have to kill him do we have to I think we do have to kill the Three Chefs should have stayed your ass in that restaurant you should have stayed your ass in the restaurant they're over here messing around wait what is this this is so so that the stars go away that's what that does okay okay here we go we go we're back on track we're back on track just don't kill the homie this time one thing you got to realize about this town you gotta pack some heat the local gun shops a couple of blocks okay all they had to do was stay inside the PF Changs and they would they would they wouldn't be they've been dead like that I know they made some good ass food too waste of good shelves that was on them but they stick together so I get it that's fine that I respect them for that oh [ __ ] okay okay that's all right we're back on track We're not gonna kill him this time we got this oh my God all right oh [ __ ] don't do it Dash cause you don't want to go to jail you already got busted a couple oh my God you can't get to take a shortcut from there excuse me excuse me please I don't want to kill you I mean I want to kill him bye there we go okay here we go all right okay you have enough cash uh buy weapons president okay yep you can exit uh okay okay and they gotta sell 250 off okay you can carry one all right here we go how you doing what's good man uh let me see how much money I got two hundred dollars okay I can get a pistol I mean I already have one so it's kind of dumb how much is this do you that's out of stock hey when y'all when y'all get that back in stock I got a coupon for that body armor okay y'all got a lot of out of stock situations out here stay calm all right all right all right let me look at your clearance sign 50 off clearance sale closing down sale oh y'all closing down you know what my bad my bad you know what because I respect you know small bit I remember him that's a jogger from earlier that's a jogger from early okay hurry up before you guys get busted move bits move okay here we go that was on him he should have never went up on me like that you know what I'm saying when you just you just he literally ran up on me he had to get it all right let's go somebody said oh I missed most of your stream don't worry it'll be a video right afterwards what the [ __ ] like that music is a little weird because it kind of like fades in and Fades out all right we're gonna go back into the hotel I guess should we save it all right let's save it now what hey uh set up a deal you know where are you now you're okay Leo [Music] tell me where you are what where the hell is this oh man oh Leo's got away from that's the chef's phone oh man he was on to me all right let's get out let's get out okay yeah hold up this this ain't Leo man like who is this there he goes again do something okay I'll let him and she got the weights on the on the feet and everything you know what all right I'll see you I see what's good or someone's liable to get injured what okay let's get let's get into the can you look at your room can you go inside your room let me see something okay jamming in here she has me what your room is this one which one's your room which one which one is your which one is your room oh no that's showing like it's downstairs that little tape recorder where where do you have a room oh wait hold up this me damn it's a nice ass hotel room who's that so sorry who said that let me let me check out okay oh you can swap out got a TV [ __ ] I wouldn't even leave my room where the bathroom man all right well I guess you can't go into the bathroom but this is a nice little spot okay let's go let's go back out and get back out in the streets here we go let's go a little bit more uh chaos outside how you doing oh [ __ ] it's raining ma'am you know we can go back to my room you know I'm saying hello okay cause you know it's raining out here like y'all just gonna be just all in the rain let me see everybody scattered nobody gonna scatter okay there you go y'all gotta okay let me get this car let me get let me get that back oh [ __ ] ma'am let me get oh my God I don't think so where do we go we gotta go to the L yeah we gotta go to the L let me put the um let me put a thing on it by the way how how do you guys how you guys doing I get a little immersed into the game and you know like sometimes I forget I'm live so I want to apologize for that because you know you just gotta really get into it and like you know it's like oh [ __ ] I'm actually live streaming right now hey you know what I mean what what everybody what Everybody Eats what what snacks did you guys if y'all have a meal it's the important questions that I like to ask everybody's doing good pizza you know people make fun of me the way I say pizza because I say pizza and that's how you say it it's supposed to be pizza right pizza type how you supposed to say it because I say it like like I got an x on it and that's not right oh [ __ ] they after me [ __ ] go hello I'm in here what the [ __ ] no you type in how you spell it oh for God's sake it's you oh Jesus so it's like p-e-e-t pizza right is that pizza pizza because I say pizza that's not how you oh my God cop you saw that and you didn't do nothing about what the [ __ ] is happening let me get this Jeep sorry cop [ __ ] you was in my way Pizza like so if you know somebody named Pete and then the pizza now it sounds funny to me I can't say it Pizza okay so a lot of people didn't know this or maybe you did but Spanish was my first language there was a point which explains a lot that I didn't know a word of English which explains a lot my vocabulary is horrible but because of that I have trouble saying some words oh [ __ ] do I talk to you what do I do with you do I kill you was I supposed to kill what happened smash up the car by using a hammer I can't do this with all these cops okay okay hold on did I do it is a dirty word what do I have to do now where did he go [ __ ] I'm over here getting chased by cops get in this car get in the car you just bought this [ __ ] you better go report it stolen all right so back to what I was saying I didn't know a single word of image right so a lot of work I remember one word that I used to have a lot of trouble saying back in the day for some people it's different words for me it was the word battery I couldn't say that [ __ ] to save my life and I don't know why out of all words the word I had the most trouble saying was battery and I don't know why it was weird I don't get it but that's what it was um and now apparently is the word Pizza these [ __ ] was waiting on me uh guys I'm scared okay no I gotta get in this car they got helicopters too what are you doing smell oh you gotta smash the car do I really have time for this [ __ ] this ain't Street Fighter bonus level I can't believe this is happening you remember Giorgio remember he's innocent somebody said battery battery oh my God there is a lot going on over there I ain't got no suntan we ain't got my money either someone under myself so tell me tell me what are you doing I'm looking for the money Sonny don't worry I am oriented That's My Style because I seem to have this problem in my life an unreliable person Tommy please all right it was both a favor okay I'm looking forward to him okay thanks um crazy cheese puff says yo what's good Dash I was too hyped when I saw my whoa when you saw my Pearl raw normal video all oh yeah what's good I remember you yeah cause I said if y'all record the game Paranormal Activity and send me a link I'll go check it out um and so I remember your joint and also the dev just added uh uh cusp filter so there you can click that on and there's no bad words to anybody who's you know worried about that oh the paper oh [ __ ] hold up this kind of remind me of that uh that movie um uh which one was it red dragon no it wasn't Red Dragon one of the Hannibal movies where um he told my girl Clarice oh [ __ ] I'm getting oh my God what the [ __ ] how did that escalate it's not Silence of the Lambs that was the first one it was the other one not red dragon what were the other sequels called it wasn't Silence of the Lambs Silence of the Lambs I I know my horror movies trust me silence out of the Lamb was the first one what was the sequel called Hannibal was it Hannibal okay when when he he had told Clarice go to the pay phone this and that and it was like at the mall and stuff and and all of that happened it was that it was that joint that's the one I'm talking about I I mess with my boy Hannibal man that's that's that's the homie right there you know what I'm saying I mean he seemed like a very cool dude I mean except for the fact that he liked to eat people but you know once you get to know him all right let's go back over here okay Avery goes without saying Tommy Tommy any progress no no no tell me later tell me later Tommy this is Avery Carrington I believe you met at the party not in person howdy all right let's see what this mission is then we're gonna swap to the other joint that's what we're going to do Pricks anyway lawyer Pricks rug wearing Pricks surrounded by Pricks oh it's a lot it's a lot of Pricks okay what's okay let's go with the sway of the hips all right let's get there's a car right here we might as well use it how y'all doing I'm in a good mood so I'm not gonna kill y'all boom I can't I said let's go in [Music] don't do it hey you know what would be cool I gotta read that I gotta read that uh donation you know I'll be cool in the next Grand Theft Auto if they did like that if there's a parked car that some of them would just randomly blow up when you open the door because somebody you know I guess how to head out on whoever car that was and you got unlucky and you happened to open up that person's car and you blow up with it I think that'd be kind of dope no that would be kind of cool no cooler idea so Rockstar if y'all want to holler at your boy actually I've been inside the Rockstar Studios which was really dope I wasn't supposed to like take any pictures or nothing in there which I didn't because they really like really secretive but um it was really cool to be in there that was fire it was in New York that was they gave me some gifts too Mario Brothers what's going on okay we're going undercover boy we're going on the cover that's what it is excuse me excuse me sorry about that y'all all right um oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] um what was I saying let me tell y'all something else Luigi I see you jazz let's talk about because I don't really you know because I don't get to freely really talk about stuff because like usually I'll be playing a video game and I'll just forget but I just talked about the uh the cursing filter on the Paranormal video that game and a lot of people always wonder like that's why you curse so much let me tell y'all this when I was little I got a big brother right and when I was little my big brother cursed so much and my parents they were kind of cool about it they didn't really they didn't really care because it was done like in a funny way but my brothers always cursed every other word is a bad word so I grew up around this so what you think is gonna happen with me [ __ ] I'm gonna curse a lot too and that's what happened with that because it's always like when I cuss right it's about context right I'm not over here you know using it in a negative way I'm just cursing a lot I know curse words are bad but I'm not using it in a bad way you feel me so there's that let's go right here let's see what's popping right here start fighting with at least four workers to start a right say less do I have any guns should I pull the hammer out he was right there yo you look like Mario so guess what yeah Okay blah blah that's three yeah that's four okay come on everybody let's fight each other oh there we go somebody said squid games okay here we go oh [ __ ] destroy the band's compound what if you take someone who's holding a weapon they they will drop it you can also shoot oh [ __ ] hold on players nah bruh nah bruh what the [ __ ] happened did y'all see that Barrel that Barrel went straight to heaven so we're safe we're good damn this is all just going on let me read a couple comments real quick wow um man what you want bro yeah it was the most fun opportunities okay driving you can find me at the boat yeah okay for sure appreciate you thank you thank you thank you this is from price it says [ __ ] y'all almost got what's good the [ __ ] wrong with him hey Dash you've been with you since 2013 uh sorry you have helped me through he lucky I'm reading this comment Brett what the [ __ ] is wrong he's dying help me through the happiest and darkest of of times in my life you keep me in wait you keep me and my family smiling every I'm so sorry to interrupt your comment your beautiful comment but somebody got to get dealt with okay he running away now he know better why you gotta why is he hitting on him you keep me in my family smiling every video keep on my boy yo yo Bryce I appreciate you I I appreciate you my boy thank you unknown see hey Dash also been watching you since the sixth grade what is it did everyone find me in the sixth grade what's going on why why the sixth grade why is why is it targeted six out of all okay I saw you were live streaming I got so happy thanks for everything you do much love uh and you said that you were pretty sad today I'm sorry to hear that uh but I am glad that uh the stream could cheer you up um because hi from Brazil now Yara was good how you doing uh hi that's you look good like real good pause yo Cooper sale what the [ __ ] why okay you know what I think it's time to switch we're going to go to uh Grand Theft Auto 3. it's time to switch it it's time hold on give me a second give me a second guys so switching games wow wow wow wow okay no I see him that's fine okay here we go all right let's see what Grand Theft Auto 3 is talking about a futuristic ass intro uh-uh nope nope stop all right damn 41 000 people have voted on this so GTA San Andreas is the popular one that's the moat 71 GTA Vice City 17 is flipped 71-17 all right let's go to options even though it's not gonna work let's 900. 300 all right let's get it let's start like a horror movie out here okay this was the one that I haven't played in the longest time so this GTA three you know how I beat that sheet in the cup with the gungy uh oh you better stop this I this hot that's how I pop off this [ __ ] pop off like this Liberty City is in shock today as the police and emergency yeah you're watching a movie y'all on a police Convoy this morning as yet no details have been released about the prisoners being transferred in the Convoy and no group has claimed responsibility the Convoy left Police Headquarters early this morning for a routine transfer of felons to Liberty Penitentiary the attack took place on the Callahan Bridge leaving few Witnesses and the bridge itself severely damaged some of the convicts are thought to have perished in the explosion that followed the initial attack Revelations as to the professionalism of the attack struck police hours afterward when identification okay thank you I knew that that was that's what's gonna happen okay okay why I always gotta drive why I always gotta drive okay stop okay let me see which one is the one before the radio off Chatterbox okay here we go they coming after me they're coming out okay so they was transporting you to a maximum security facility look at me with the big words and then some of your boys said nah and they broke you out of the of the transportation thing bam and now you gotta lay low wait am I going in a circle what the [ __ ] is happening you gotta lay low so that because the cops is after oh [ __ ] oh my God I'm causing a lot of I supposed to be laying low okay I'm feeling like I just went in a circle wait where's my house maybe I was supposed to stop right like right here I think I think it's in is it in this Alleyway what's going on let me see there's some items here let me grab them what is no I don't care about the information stuff wait I'm I'm a little I'm a little confused okay hold on okay let's get back in [ __ ] get in the car what are you doing with a bright ass orange suit look they got me going in a circle am I tripping where is the house was I supposed to take the car with me oh my God I'm gonna get caught okay maybe I go in here I gotta go in here with the whip oh oh I'm stupid I got out the car that's what happened you have to go into the car sorry okay where Eddie's used boiler Supply Co Inc company what all right okay there we go we got a new we got new gear on it's daytime now car jacked up I feel like we should Swap this out but let's just let's just go with it let's roll with it we was going right around the corner oh watch out okay here we go Luigi's girl hold up Peach what I gotta see this give me a second wait here man while I go in and talk to Luigi for sure okay with Mario and then Matt sorry are you taking a long ass time bro he got food in there what the [ __ ] okay maybe you could do me do me uh bruh I just girls need to write oh one of your girls okay the clinic no one messes with my girls okay but what was your girl what's up maybe there'd be more work for you I got you loud and clear bro you need to calm that attitude also why is she in the clinic what what Missy having go checked out hold up which whip I'm not getting that whip I can't pick up Misty like that she gonna be like miss me with that see because her name Misty so miss me I'll stop let's pick her up in the convertible excuse me thank you yeah excuse me sorry about that all right here we go there we go okay and I get an L for that miss me Joe I should have missed y'all with that one okay yeah I get it that's fine here we go oh don't kill nobody oh there she go right there okay hold up how you doing okay yeah you might want to get on the other side so what you was doing in the clinic what's going on hi Misty uh can I see your results like what's going on what you was going in there oh [ __ ] all right here we go okay we're going this way is that a ramp it's missing you in for a treat uh I'm about to kill this girl uh Misty I hope a train okay if a train come through is a wrap can we get out of this guys how do we okay let me slowly okay if I kill Misty I'm dead it's kind of like I'm Pulp Fiction when he went on a date with Mia oh [ __ ] because y'all know who Marcellus Wallace is okay let's just try this oh God we safe we out here Misty ain't even phased by this Misty ain't even phased she good here we go all right just don't tell your boss about this please all right [ __ ] we are some Harry Potter [ __ ] all right say I know we was in Hogwarts but all right let's go this way here we go okay damn no thank you no nothing okay now what do I go back in here she just bounced okay put away your back that's number one okay don't spank my [ __ ] up Luigi said to to give you this so I can't take it what is this it's freestyles what is this why are you having a grocery list go Spider-Man oh damn re-spray it I want compensation oh why am I reading it like did he write this in all caps why am I why is he reading it like this did it come with a tape okay when I go to bed I already had one but now we got two bats use both them shits get two bats hit them [ __ ] like like you know what I'm saying like pop like you know what I'm saying shoot I'm nice with a bolo all right let's get it let's get into a car hold on I don't want this car though is that probably the nicest car though because all these cars is kind of trash but I guess we'll take this one oh wait that one look all right let me see something uh well I mean you know Beggars can't be juices okay excuse me excuse me I said skip wait turn around all right I I used to practice with my [ __ ] I used to be I used to be in the backyard doing flips and [ __ ] you know what I'm saying I used to grab a broomstick I broke a couple of them but I used to I used to be like doing ninja moves in the backyard like like when I was born I had nothing to do I was in the backyard doing like like like all kinds of flips and I used to grab the broomstick and I'd be like [ __ ] I was on my karate [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he dead so I was out there I was out there getting it shoot people will be saying yo you naturally like good at no it's not natural I was practicing since I was a kid I was out here practicing these skills all right what's going on here what what's up what really I just met you what are you what do you know for real rip do you not see I have a bat okay is he dead let me see the blood hold on let me see the bag of blood because I don't know if he's dead or not confirmed all right there's the whip let's get it all right yum oh [ __ ] look like Mario all right here we go boom oh what is that ice cream truck I was real tempted y'all but well I don't want to fail this mission you know when you hear that little ice cream truck coming to that neighborhood that little thing [ __ ] ass me out the window open up the blinds like oh [ __ ] my mouth my mouth let me get five ask your man where to find down the street wait [ __ ] I gotta get me some ice cream that Tweety Bird with one eye here one eye here [ __ ] all right here we go okay [ __ ] go this way bus driver all right all right let's go all right um here we go boom okay let's get it re-sprayed I hope they fixed them tail lights too because this [ __ ] new engine and paint job the cops wants something stash the car on Luigi's okay let's not mess it up oh it's green like Luigi too see subliminals that one dude like Mario then you got Luigi with the green car I'm telling y'all that's what they was talking about [ __ ] you almost [ __ ] my [ __ ] up they got a taco tacos here somebody I just saw the comments somebody said a taco taco okay the ice cream trucks is this game's attack of tacos is that I that's what the ice cream truck is for this game okay I'm trying to be careful because I'm not trying to get um messed up by Luigi I think it's this way yeah it is here we go oh wait you gotta fit in here okay I only messed up a little bit of that rear view do I have to get out okay it's how long is let me get some hearts let me get some hearts bomb all right let me go where I need to go but no [ __ ] I know I know that information okay I got a couple of I got a couple of um things I need to read because I saw a couple donations what all right Joey metal man says Hey Dash been watching you for about three years you've inspired me to become a content creator I like that and I appreciate the work you do your humor is like no other I lost my place let me in my eyes are searching for it your humor is like no other and you have me rolling every video no you do P.S Patricia says hi who the [ __ ] is betray who is betray everybody keep talking about Patricia who is that I'm never gonna know who Patricia is all right hey Dash how much for a feature oh I don't know oh that's gonna be a lot of money that's gonna be a lot a feature oh you talking about mixtape too and I don't like writing oh that's gonna be a lot we're gonna have to discuss that at some other point because that's gonna be a lot Morgan says Hey Dash you've been rocking with you since you're nonsense days that's throwback right there I I remember doing those videos the now some videos I didn't even do them to like pop off I did them just because I was bored and it was like fun to do and I would post them online so I could show my friends and then they like kind of caught win and that happened so but yo that's what's up you got me through some rough times see I love you well I don't like hearing that you have rough times but I like hearing that I helped you through them see what I'm saying I like that part so Morgan I appreciate you kitten me says I see the progress Dash you've given me motivation and lost 10 pounds that's what's up still have a ways to go but thank you for being an inspiration keep up the great yo I appreciate that thank you so much it is it is a lot of work you got to put in the work but you know I'm saying I think once you get started and you'll be seeing the results you get motivated and you just want to keep going with it because you don't want to be like damn you know like you get comfortable and I've done this before because y'all see me my weight been up and down like yo-yos okay but I would get comfortable and then I'd be like ah I lost weight then I started eating bad again and not exercising and my game all my [ __ ] back so you don't want to do that so that's what happens now I'll read one more comment give me a second Rachel says Dash please I spent fifty dollars please read mine if you get a chance Rachel I did you do that already I didn't see your other one Rachel that's my bad you know I get all into the game I my bad Rachel I mean I'm not ignoring it on purpose all right can I get this taxi cab yo sorry man do what you do okay here we go let's go to the L for Luigi I think it's this way oh that cop saw me um let's cut through here boom hey what is this spot right here Sam's Club girls can you go in there which I'm about to get demonetized if I go in here oh you can't okay I mean it looks cool though okay where is the uh where's the Luigi at oh it's over there I'm in the wrong Street no I'm not it's right here we go and I said bad fillers they funny like like I said a good Fellas have bad fellas no y'all like that all right hey I got to talk to you all right Mick I'll talk to you later okay that means go in there mind your own business Nick how you doing that the Don's son Joey Leone he wants some action from his regular girl Misty yo pick her up at Hepburn Heights but watch yourself that's Diablo Turf that Runner over to his garage in Trenton and make it quick Joey ain't the kind you keep waiting remember this is your foot in the door yeah so keep your eyes on the road and I've missed it okay all right thank you what's good Megan I see you um a lot of people didn't play this one um I I don't remember playing this full game I mean I probably played it back in the day but I don't I remember this one the least out of all of them um go pick up Misty again oh I can't pick her up in this whip I cannot pick Misty up in a taxi cab I guess this green joint gonna have to do sorry about this player you got to bounce out sorry about that man how's your boy all right boom let's go pick up Misty oh [ __ ] I'm so sorry oh my God they are dead okay wait do I go this way oh it's right here okay let me see it oh okay you gotta you gotta honk the horn why is she so slow like I get you trying to make it okay now she started running I see you what is she what did she just say let me take misty out for a little Thrill Ride we already did the um we was in the in the railroad tracks but I just saw something over here beat this Misty whoop guys Misty about to die Missy get out Misty run foreign all right well let's um wait hold on convertible shoot like this wait bro wait police police thank you hey let me borrow this car from hell no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I got a stara the cop was right there I gotta hurry up and pick up Misty okay boom boom all right we out here thank you oh you saw the ladies are like that's a lovely car you got oh the Copper's right there hurry up messy cup [ __ ] we bout to get busted Misty it is no time for walking Missy run towards the car do I still have is the cop still there okay it's not their number Sasha hold on Sasha give me a second because I don't want to kill her again so let me not let me be careful hold on we don't want to crash the car or nothing Bob okay see there goes the train of the top we got lucky that one time the train didn't pop off all right let me just see what's going on here but we got to take Misty are we taking her on a date to the movies are we going to uh Jack Rabbit Slims I watched Pulp Fiction a lot so I know here we go okay oh my god oh misty I'm so oh my God not again okay we're good we're good all right oh I see it that's why I gotta Focus I beat where the hell are we going all right here we go auto painting right why are we going here thing here jamming why she got this mean mug on her face am I gonna get to play with you begins again I'll be with you in a minute spark plug oh hey I'm Joey Luigi said you were reliable so come back later there might be some work for you all right okay thank you what yeah ah yeah yeah you know who it be me that she will be playing right now the GTA3 this is how we do when we're past me and Sean's I don't care all right didn't he say come back late oh come back between 5 and 21. [ __ ] I ain't got that kind of time 5 and 21 what am I gonna do in the meantime yo what's good oh let me see what let me see where his bag of blood is at okay came out of like the left back pocket so he might keep a bag of blood and and his wallet that's usually where people where guys keep their wallets is in the back usually the back left left butt cheek pocket Because unless you right-handed and you want to keep I keep mine to the front because you know like I always check on my [ __ ] make sure that I got all my stuff on me you know like cell phone wallet keys you got to make sure you got you gotta check the three things so it's like you gotta feel okay like boom okay that's there and I check it every like about 30 to 45 minutes I check my if my items are still in my pocket because sometimes you know you could be chilling and they could be falling out your pockets or something like that so you gotta check you gotta check these things you know just because just to make sure you know because you could just be chilling and then it's like uh you're about to go feel for your phone you're like you know you have that little heart attack like yo like wait [ __ ] wait where's my fault oh oh it's right there okay oh [ __ ] ah okay we good all right sorry Let's uh what we gotta do oh yeah we're supposed to be waiting might as well just wait right there until five five o'clock so you know um I mean when you feeling your phone out there where it's supposed to be it's like then you start thinking like [ __ ] hold up um I gotta go uh uh you know I'm saying I got a call uh you know my cellular provider and then uh um uh you know gotta let them know about this uh then I gotta replace it and I don't know if I got the protection plan with the thing you know so it's like a lot of things that you gotta okay are y'all stuck y'all I got a baseball bat what's good what's up what's up let me just cost a little bit of really what the [ __ ] is happening why let me get that money oh my bad let me read some comments there was a couple comments Haley Jackson says hola Dashi my younger brother as it comes after me no my younger brother put me on to your videos and I enjoy them very much I had to put on my husband onto your videos we enjoy all your content I pray your Forever successful and happy that was very sweet Haley thank you so much wow that was so sweet thank you so so nice Molly 23 gaming says hi Dashi just remind her I sent you a donation my very first one actually can you check it out oh [ __ ] my bad did I miss that too much Pepsi says been watching since I was 15 I'm 25 now 10 years of watching you damn son forget about Shasha with the honey are you crazy hey Dash how you doing you look good as always I made you an edit I don't know if you saw it I sent it to you on Twitter by the way I'm really blessed to have found your channel many years ago thank you thank you Chacha oh it's so sweet Cha-Cha I say Cha-Cha no that was bad I'm sorry um I gotta I gotta look for the edit because you know I don't really be on Twitter a lot like I don't because Twitter is just weird that's a whole nother universe Twitter for y'all that be on Twitter Twitter is weird so I don't I try not to be on there too much every now and then I'll scroll and be like oh you know but I'll I'll take a look uh Molly gave me I found you a donation and it says Dashie you're watching you been watching you since Emily wants to play you always help me through so much depressing times I love you so much Dashi when I met you one oh when I meet you I said met you when did we meet when I meet you one day um I'll give you the biggest hug I mean you know of course being like with covet and stuff I mean you know because things could be you know I don't wanna you know but give me a hug and then I guess maybe we could Purell afterwards or maybe we could hold our breaths because you figure like you with covet like if it's if you inhale so maybe if we just hold our breaths the whole time and then like once we're like at a safe distance then we can breathe again then maybe is that like a hack maybe that could be like something that I've always been a little bit of a germaphobe so like when like let's say I'm walking at the grocery store right this is before this is like before Kobe and tell me if y'all ain't do this oh you can go in now tell me y'all didn't do this if it's just me maybe I'm tripping but let's say you're at the grocery store and somebody in the aisle sneezed or something again this is before Kobe if somebody sneeze and I'm happy to be walking by that way I'm holding my breath [ __ ] I'm like and I'm not breathing till I'm way the [ __ ] past that area of sneeze I'm not playing with that I'm not I don't I'm not I'm not [ __ ] with that all right here we go um okay I'm sorry he was just walking by I just I have to okay here we go we'll do this one in a moment sweetheart I got a little business to take care of I got a little job for you pal what's up ferrelli Brothers have owed me money for too long I might bounce after this Mission lips forelli is stuffing his fat face in the Saint Mark's Bistro so steal his car and take it to eight balls bomb shop up in Harwood all right you know eight ball right once he spitted it with a bump go park the car where you found it then sit back and watch the whole show I like this he won't be in forever for sure for sure okay is it a buffet though because if it's Buffet he might be eating forever you're timed you're timed let me get let me get your card Mario move okay oh [ __ ] okay here we go okay we're timed so I'm feeling the pressure oh my God uh hold that thought y'all hold on hold on hold on uh oh okay I'm sorry you're gonna have to die I'm so sorry about that oh my God I'm sorry the cops saw me oh [ __ ] okay hold on maybe we can still pull this Mission off okay go go get out get out get out where's the car here's the car all right hold up we gotta pull this off y'all we got all the cop [ __ ] up oh [ __ ] y'all song somebody said L incoming Johann T just Johann okay no I saw it you didn't think I was gonna see that coming you didn't hear anything I was gonna see I saw it I'm gonna get this right just to prove you wrong you'll see you'll see Johan oh Megan with a donation too I see you making hold on Megan Megan I gotta Focus oh it's right here [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] up okay all right we've still got plenty of time we still got plenty of time we good we got this okay okay all right don't do anything different to the car because then he's gonna notice that something is a little off with it if you crash it or something like that we got plenty of time so you don't need to rush and we got to prove Johan wrong oh watch out don't give any excuses any reasons for the cops to chase you give me a second we've also right here okay I'm doing this for Joe huh uh-huh L incoming okay uh-huh oh [ __ ] wrong way he might be right oh wait we we got to take it somewhere else now what the [ __ ] is happening well we gotta take it here now oh [ __ ] okay so we might not have all the time okay now they're about to put the bomb on it okay here we go on the bomb with that and it will go off when the engine started okay don't do it right now can you imagine I would do some [ __ ] like that I arm the [ __ ] while I'm in the car okay if I just push left right now it would just blow up I think I don't know but I don't wanna [ __ ] okay okay okay uh stop guys it's a freaking bomb in this car all right calm down Dash we got this here we go oh oh oh oh chill chill chill what you got to say now Johan well I didn't I didn't complete the mission yet so don't count your chickens park it just like how he parked it [ __ ] that [ __ ] right okay activate the car bomb and get out of there okay where do I go come on he got on Gucci what is that I see you my boy oh it's a wrap while he ran all of a sudden to the car oh [Music] yeah yeah oh yeah yeah let's get it on I guess you could say this Mission what's the bomb why is the cop hitting me all of a sudden matter of fact player you ain't saying nothing oh [ __ ] okay [Music] okay we're gonna have to take a shortcut yo bro oh [ __ ] we good we're good we good yo flip it uh guys okay that's all right let it blow up because then we're getting rid of the evidence we're getting rid of the evidence go ahead blow up player that's right we're good now put the batter away put the gun away see that what the [ __ ] and y'all some good ass cops hey hold on just get out the car it's easier for me to kill you like that jump jump go across hit the corner zigzag zigzag you already opened fire you talking about we will open get in the car what the [ __ ] are you doing what what is this I thought they called me what is happening this is like a little Mission thing like a little dead [ __ ] I got three stars now [Music] [Music] get out get out they're gonna die by that car wait he can't swim what the [ __ ] all right let me read on Megan's Dashie I just wanted to thank you for making us laugh I just lost my best friend two day two weeks ago from Kobe oh wow and I was just talking about I'm first of all I'm sorry to hear I'm sorry about your loss with your friends that that is very sad um I appreciate that you remind us it's okay to laugh in hard times love you always Megan touch me Megan um I'm sorry to hear about your friend Megan that is that is very sad somebody said these these donations are depressing no you know it's not they're just sharing their appreciation and and I'm okay with that but that but that is very sad I I'm I'm sorry to hear about that that is that is very sad um wow damn uh let me see let me read a couple more Maria Garcia says I've been watching you since I was 11. and I'm about to turn 21. 21 21 sorry uh somebody literally just donated to say Delhi thank you Mystic Turtle says Hey Dash love your videos I've been watching your videos since 2014. no stop I showed you to my little brother Kenny when you played Teletubby horror wow that is Throwback that Teletubby horror game was he ain't even the other cop didn't even do nothing look at the other cop s y'all seen this cup I guess I'm trying to go out with a bang y'all okay get get in the cop car get in the car park okay all right [Music] somebody said shoot him I was trying to shoot him but y'all know my aim trash you can't grab that while you're in the car is this a different Mission or is that the one that I failed I'm confused oh you can't oh okay that that is a different Mission all right um chunky Lee gosh you played the workout game oh you're talking about the ring fit joint I don't know if something I don't know if people are gonna be in today because I played it a few times that rat is sold as last but maybe I'll do like a poll because I I've seen a couple comments about the Wii Fit and I'm looking at the pad right now you know the joint where you like step on and it like weighs you and [ __ ] I haven't played that in a minute so I could either do the Wii Fit joint or I could do the the ring fit Adventures I might do one of those joints soon so maybe I'll do a poll on one of those two joints and see which one of those y'all want me to to play is there another one there's the what the [ __ ] you what damn I'm gonna do a poll soon maybe maybe next week or maybe before next week I don't know hello hello Bob come get me now [ __ ] actually I'm a easier Target because I was on the roof they got helicopters wait no no stay upside down so I wanted to blow up we're gonna go out with a bank today we don't go out with a band today come on come get me I'm alive how was I alive all right um I'm gonna go I'm gonna go cause I'm hungry and I want to eat something and um my cut up time is 6 p.m I don't know if y'all knew there but I do intermittent fasting and um I don't eat past six it's always sixth um so that's my time everybody's time is different my time is sixth and I got used to it I've been doing it for over a year yeah definitely over a year and I've gotten used to it I know y'all like damn that do you get hungry at night sometimes you know what I'm saying but my body got used to it so it's like it it is what it is um so yeah I I don't eat past 6 p.m that's that's my time which kind of sucks like if you got guests you know a lot of times your guests want to like if it's six it's like dinner time and they're like yo let's go get something to eat I'm like oh well um about that you know how I mean yeah so that's that's my My fasting intermittent fasting time I'm yeah it's tough at first but you get you get used to it at least I did so you know should I should I go now I think I should I think I should go um I love you guys thank you all for coming through to the live stream this will be a video afterwards um and I know a lot of people do ask me questions like well what are you eating when you eat and this and that I don't know if I I don't know if I want to do a video on it you know I mean like I know it probably help people so maybe I would or maybe I'll do a combination video of like a game play like with one of those like we fit joints or whatever it is and that at the same time it might be like a combination so that way it's like more entertaining than just a video of me talking about my diet because nobody really don't care about that but I'm gonna go uh thank you all for coming through I wanted to check out this Definitive Edition of GTA and um I guess it looks good right I heard that this I'm playing on the Xbox series X but I heard that on the on the switch there were that there were like a little bit of frame rates that were like a little man I haven't played it on the switch so I don't know uh so yeah so I have to see what that looks like but um overall I think I think it's high you know if there's any like glitches or anything like that they could just do a bug now we're about to go out with a bang all right um there was no way he was going to survive that um all right love you guys I'ma see y'all soon thank y'all for uh tuning in to the live stream y'all could have been anywhere else y'all could have been doing anything else but y'all was here with me and I appreciate that so thank you thank you oh look I okay I'll leave as soon as I solve this Rubik's Cube I can see that hold on and there we go all right went ahead and saw all of the green is getting green screens that's that's funny so it's like it's but there you go we solved it in like what two seconds or something like that so we solved that uh that quick which is crazy right because it was like you know just a second ago it wasn't um it wasn't solved and like now it's all of a sudden I solved it so can I be honest with y'all because I you know I don't like to can I be honest look awesome but I had but I had y'all fooled though I heard y'all y'all was like how the hell did he do that there's two of them there's there's two of them I okay I'm Gonna Leave y'all with that I'm gonna I'm gonna go I so I knew it but I had y'all full though y'all was like what but if y'all put that clip up don't don't reveal the cheat just cut it before I made that reveal see I'm saying so that people could be like what the f what that's crazy it'll be our secret all right I'm gonna go I'm gonna for real that's it I'm leaving I love y'all thank y'all for coming through thank you everybody who donated secret Club thank you guys thank you to the mods you know I saw y'all doing work out here too I appreciate y'all thank you so much I'm gone that's it for real that's it I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna hit I'm gonna hit the button I'm hitting the button what is this donation machete I didn't even see that donation I read your donations a hundred dollars my sister said I just wanted to say congratulations on the new games it's crazy wait new games like game like video games which game oh they get the game the game also wanted to say that you inspired me to start posting my music out yo that's what yo machete hey keep cutting it up you see what I'm doing okay machete they Cuts you keep cutting the tracks I'm gonna stop um thanks for the inspiration love you bro machete that cut me deep pause no no stop all right I'm leaving I'm leaving machete I appreciate you man I'm done that's it I'm gonna go I'm leaving let me can I go in a cool way hold up oh my that's your plus you way over there let me out like I'm reading let me out like I'm reading there's Naruto I'm gonna go like like I'm like I'm reading but I'm not really reading

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Length: 173min 30sec (10410 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 11 2021