(rooster crows)
(lion roars) (wheel clicking) - Motivational speech. We like to give motivational speeches and today we're gonna give one to William H. Macy. (chuckles) (crew laughs) Listen--
- Hey Bill. I know, listen man, I
know you're on the fringe of some things that have
been happening but-- - Hey listen, we know
you didn't have anything to do with this.
- You probably didn't even know about it at all.
- You're a typical dad. You're just, you're out
there making your living, doing your thing. Your kid is just sort of
just like this oh yeah, I have a kid, right? I don't have a kid? Yeah, I have a kid.
- Yeah. - You didn't know anything
about the whole thing. You're free to go, you're free to go. Just move along. - Loved you in "Fargo." - Yeah. - Okay, I got this headset on.
- Link, are you ready to be scared? - No, I hate this, but-- - Yeah, it's not any fun if I play it. Because I won't wet myself. - [Link] Oh my gosh, now, if I look, I have to stand back here, right Davin? - [Davin] Correct. - Yeah so go ahead and stand up and I will hand you your controllers. - [Link] I'm looking
at just a VR world here and it's freaking me out. - [Rhett] Controller's
coming in your hands. - Hold on, something's
on my head, what is that? - [Rhett] That's a wire. - Okay I'm gonna put the headphones, okay. - [Rhett] Here you go, hands
out, here's the controller and here's the controller. Now, you just want him to just go around? - I'm in a frickin'--
- Follow the path. - Frickin'-- (Link yells) There's a frickin' baby head. - Yeah that's nothing, it's inanimate. It can't hurt you. - [Link] Oh gosh. - Oh there's the, you know what, put the head on the body. - [Link] I hate this crap, man. - Just go through the door, yeah. - [Link] How do I make my,
oh now there's music playing. Ah! I hate this. I hate this house. - It's virtual, Link. You're--
- Why am I in the house? - You're still here with me. - [Link] Yeah, keep talking, Rhett. - You're in a house that looks very scary. I'm glad I'm not there. - [Davin] Link, there's a long way to go so you better get moving. - Yeah you gotta move faster than this. (Link yells) (Link screams) - [Child] Play time. (Link yells) - It's playtime, Link. - [Link] My frickin' light is gone. (eerie music) (Link yelps) - He just wants to play with you, Link. There he is.
(Link yells) - It's a baby boy!
- Go up to him. He wants to play, go towards him. - [Link] I can't, I got,
there's some stuff on the floor. (Link screams) Okay, all right. I think I just died. Oh nope. - Where's that little boy? He looked like so much fun.
- He went through the window. My hands are sweating so much
that I can't control the... - Where does he need to go now? - [Link] How do I get out of here? - Go to the door. (Link yells) Oh, yeah, okay, it's just a painting. - It's just a painting.
- It's just a painting. Just a painting, nothing to see here. Walk down the hall. That's a big house. Pretty welcoming. - [Link] Oh my gosh. Oh there's steps. - Oh yeah, that looks good. Go down the steps. - [Link] Man, look at those letters, man. I bet they say something spooky. (Rhett laughs) Oh my gosh, why am I in this house? Why would anybody be in this house? - It's fun! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Link] I just did a whole
bunch of candy. (yelps) - Is that that little boy?
(Link yells) - [Link] Okay. You want me to go in there? Thanks for opening the door for me. Why's my, why's my
flashlight over there now? Oh gosh, there's like people singing. I just got afraid of the door. What's that?
- They're having a good time in there Link, go in and
find out what it's all about. - [Link] What, it's a record player? - Go over there to the thing. - [Link] Oh gosh, I hate this frickin'. My flashlight's not working. (Link yells) (Link whimpers)
- Oh it's just a baby. (baby crying) - [Link] Gravity is messing up. - I don't think that's what's happening. - [Link] My frickin', why
doesn't this thing run? (groans) Gotta tighten my core. (exhales) I can do this. - Yeah just keep moving, just keep moving. Just go right through it. Somebody made a mess. - [Link] Why would... (Link screams) - It's just a, it's just a child. (crew laughing) It's just a child. - [Link] I'm closing my eyes for this-- - No come on, keep going. It's just a child.
- I mean what's the point of this? It doesn't even work anymore. - Is there something you should be doing with the flashlight to get it to work? Nope, doesn't work anymore. Your battery ran out. (Link exhales) Nope.
- I'd be less scared if it was dark. - It's just children who
are here to play with you. It's just like walking the
halls of a middle school. - [Link] That's not creepy at all. What's she holding? She holding a stick?
- Yeah, she holding a stick. (Link blows air) Still doesn't work. - [Link] Let's hook up the blow feature, where it knows if I'm blowing. Look at this room, Rhett. - You need to specify exactly
what you mean by that. - [Link] There's no, there's no furniture. - Don't call Oculus and
say you're interested in the blow feature. Whatever you do. (Rhett chuckles) - [Link] You know what,
I'm getting used to this. - Yeah, this is nothing, man. - [Link] This is nothing. It's just a Satan on the wall. Is that a buffalo or a Satan? - Either way, you're gonna be fine. - [Link] Hey look, I mounted a Satan. - This is a house where
they like to have fun. Playing music with what
I think is safe to say is a buffalo, not a Satan. A lot of attention being
paid to the record player. (Link blows air) - [Link] This is fun. (Link blows air) - Are you retreading steps here? - [Link] I'm losing my
balance, that's for sure. What is this? Do you see a ink thing floating? - No it's nothing, just go into it. Oh this is a nice, this is, look at that. It's a big library, right? Multi-storied. - [Link] This is a dead end, man. - No you should go in there though. - [Link] I'm about to
commune with the ink blots. - You need to get a better
idea of what that picture is. - [Link] Hello Mr. Ink Blot. (Link yelps) (Link screams) Yes, I have control over it. Yes. - Whoa.
- I have telekinesis in this game I think. - You're floating, dude. (Link exhaling) I think the buffalo Satan
has taken control of you. - [Link] It's working. ♪ I'm not afraid of a game ♪ (Rhett sneezes) Bless you. This room is tall. It's a tall room. All right I can do this. I'm actually good at this game. - Yeah you're very, you're doing great. You've accomplished--
(Link yelps) So much. - [Link] What is that? (Link whimpers) Hold on, it's my flashlight. Turned back on. (Link gasps) Look at the ivy growing in this room. - Oh yeah, go down those. Oh yeah. - [Link] Oh my gosh, would
you play this game by yourself at like three a.m. with no
one else in your house-- - No.
- In complete darkness? - No. But you know what, I like
watching you play it. - [Link] Bet that's what Davin does. (Davin chuckling) I'm walking. This house is huge. Is it a hotel?
- They need a new decorator. It's the manor. (eerie music) Oh, I think they want you--
- Thank you. - To go that way. - Oh look at this one.
- I like a house that has music going in multiple rooms. (eerie piano music) - [Link] Oh. I'm not afraid of floating furniture. - Or are you? - [Link] Nope, I'm not. (eerie piano music) (Link blowing air) - Blow feature still doesn't work. (Link blows air) (eerie piano music) (suspenseful music) - [Link] It's getting stormy. My flashlight went out. I hear whispering of children. I'm just looking for the
friggin' exit at this point, man. I think I've really... - You've really overcome
some things, Link. You don't seem scared at all.
- I know, I feel, I feel like this is my new jam, you know? I could be into this. Well I'm starting to feel
a little nauseous though. Now what? Oh it's getting dark in here. (eerie piano music) This is like a Biltmore house. - They're so inviting. - [Link] What are they,
look at these rails. This is like, this is-- (Link yells) Oh my gosh.
(mysterious creaking) (Link yells) - Sounds like they still wanna play. - [Link] Oh gosh. (laughs) Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh! I'm feeling nauseous! (glass shatters) Is it over? Is it over? Of course not. Dang, how long is this game, Davin? Is there a run mode? - [Davin] If you get to
basement, we can end it. - [Link] If I get to the basement. - So just keep going down
every chance you get. - [Link] Okay, I can do this. My hands are still
sweating so much liquid. It's like I dipped my hand in blood. Blood of the architect.
- Oh an elevator. Perfect.
- Yeah this is nice. - Hit B. You didn't have to hit B? - [Link] This crap feels real, man. - Yeah Link, you're in
a giant haunted house called the manor. I'm just your dream voice. Oh look, there they are, the children. - [Link] Oh man, look, it's frickin'-- - Oh they're happy to see you. - [Link] Uh. - [Davin] All right Link
you're almost at the end. Just keep going. - [Link] Okay, I'm going, I'm going. There's some more scary letters. - Just keep going straight, Link. You can do it, you can do it. (Link exhaling)
Just keep blowing. Is that an exit sign? - [Link] I can't get through this door. Oh gosh, here we go. (Link yelps) - More--
- Oh who's that? (Link screams)
(mysterious whooshing) - Hug her, Link. - No one survives.
- No one survives. - Feel how wet my hand is. (crew laughs)
It's like your hands normally. - Yeah it's not that bad actually. It's like my hands normally.
- That was horrible. Zero out of five stars. Do not recommend. - Link, you weren't even affected by that. - Feel like I'm anesthetized. - [Rhett] You'll fall in love
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