Joey Fatone: IT'S TIME TO PLAY "FAMILY FEUD." THIS IS JOEY FATONE FROM UNIVERSAL ORLANDO RESORT IN SUNNY FLORIDA. AND NOW HERE'S THE STAR OF OUR SHOW. GIVE IT UP FOR STEVE HARVEY! Steve: RUSSELL FAMILY, HOW YOU DOING? HOW Y'ALL DOING? HOW YOU DOING, WILSONS? HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING TODAY, HUH? YOU'RE GOOD? THANK YOU FOR COMING. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. HA HA. HEY, WELCOME TO "FAMILY FEUD," EVERYBODY. I'M STEVE HARVEY. WE GOT THE WILSON FAMILY PLAYING AGAINST THE RUSSELL FAMILY FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A LOT OF CASH AND A BRAND-NEW CAR. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] SO LET'S GET IT ON. GIVE ME SHAMUS, GIVE ME SECILY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] OK, FOLKS, HERE WE GO. WE GOT THE TOP 6 ANSWERS ARE ON THE BOARD. IF A 30-YEAR-OLD MAN HAD A TREEHOUSE, NAME SOMETHING HE'D HAVE IN IT. >> TV. Steve: TV. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] >> A LAZY CHAIR. Steve: A LAZY CHAIR. [BUZZER] YOU CONTROL IT, SHAMUS. >> PLAY, PLAY. >> WE'RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. Steve: HE'S GONNA PLAY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] >> YEAH, RUSSELLS! Steve: CAITLIN, HOW YOU DOING? >> I'M GREAT. Steve: IF A 30-YEAR-OLD MAN HAD A TREEHOUSE, NAME SOMETHING HE'D HAVE IN IT. >> FOOD. Steve: GOTTA HAVE FOOD. >> LOTS OF FOOD. [BUZZER] Audience: AWW. Steve: CARRIE, HOW YOU DOING? >> NICE TO MEET YOU. Steve: WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> A BAR. Steve: HA HA. A BAR. >> GOOD ANSWER. Steve: HA HA. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] IS IT JENNA? >> JENNA. Steve: HI, JENNA. WHAT DO YOU DO, LOVE? >> I'M A NEWSPAPER REPORTER. Steve: OK. IF A 30-YEAR-OLD MAN HAD A TREEHOUSE, NAME SOMETHING HE'D HAVE IN IT. >> I THINK HE'D HAVE A WOMAN. >> HA HA! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Steve: YEAH. THE SEXY REPORTER SAYS A WOMAN. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] A WOMAN/STRIPPER? WOW. HOW YOU DOING, MARLYS? >> I'M FINE, THANK YOU. Steve: WHAT DO YOU DO? >> I JUST RETIRED AFTER 40 YEARS OF WORKING. I'VE BEEN RETIRED 2 WEEKS. Steve: 2 WEEKS. SO, HOW'S IT BEEN? YOU LIKE IT? >> SO FAR, YEAH. BEEN BUSY. Steve: YOU'VE BEEN BUSY? >> YEAH. Steve: ARE YOU BUSY WATCHING TV? >> ONLY "FAMILY FEUD." [LAUGHTER] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Steve: THIS IS A SMART LADY RIGHT HERE. WELL, HEY, MARLYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I THINK HE'D HAVE, LIKE, SPORTS MEMORABILIA STUFF. Steve: SPORTS MEMORABILIA. [BUZZER] Audience: AWW. Steve: GOT 2 STRIKES. IF IT'S THERE, SHAMUS, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. IF IT'S NOT, WILSON FAMILY CAN GET READY TO STEAL. IF A 30-YEAR-OLD MAN HAD A TREEHOUSE, NAME SOMETHING HE'D HAVE IN IT. >> A BED. Steve: HE'D HAVE A BED IN THERE. WHY NOT? [BUZZER] THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [WILSONS SHOUTING] WILSON FAMILY, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. I JUST NEED AN ANSWER. IF A 30-YEAR-OLD MAN HAD A TREEHOUSE, NAME SOMETHING HE'D HAVE IN IT. >> VIDEOGAMES. Steve: VIDEOGAMES. >> WHOO! Steve: VIDEOGAMES. [BUZZER] THE RUSSELL FAMILY. WOW, LET'S SEE NUMBER 4. Audience: GIRLIE MAGAZINES. Steve: NUMBER 5. FRIDGE/COOLER. NUMBER 6. CELL PHONE. WELL, LET'S MOVE ON TO QUESTION 2. GIVE ME CAITLIN, GIVE ME DENITA. LET'S GO. TOP 5 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD, LADIES. HERE WE GO. NAME SOMETHING A PET HAMSTER SPENDS A LOT OF TIME DOING. >> SPINNING IN THE WHEEL. Steve: SPINNING IN THE WHEEL. OK. SPINNING IN THE WHEEL. >> WHOO! >> WE WANT TO PLAY! >> PLAY. Steve: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] TAMI? >> YES, SIR. Steve: HOW YOU DOING TODAY? >> I'M DOING GREAT. Steve: WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS? >> EATING. Steve: EATING. >> GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Steve: JAMIE, HOW YOU DOING TODAY? >> I'M DOING GREAT. Steve: WELL, NAME SOMETHING A PET HAMSTER SPENDS A LOT OF TIME DOING. >> I AM GOING TO SAY SLEEPING. >> VERY GOOD! Steve: SLEEPING. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NO STRIKES. TONYA, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS? NAME SOMETHING A PET HAMSTER SPENDS A LOT OF TIME DOING. >> POOPING. >> GOOD ANSWER! Steve: POOPING. [BUZZER] Audience: AWW. Steve: SECILY, ONE STRIKE. NAME SOMETHING A PET HAMSTER SPENDS A LOT OF TIME DOING. >> PLAYING. >> GOOD ANSWER! Steve: PLAYING. PLAYING! [BUZZER] Audience: AWW. >> COME ON, DENITA. Steve: 2 STRIKES, DENITA. IF IT'S THERE, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. IF NOT, RUSSELL FAMILY CAN GET READY TO STEAL. NAME SOMETHING A PET HAMSTER SPENDS A LOT OF TIME DOING. >> HIDING. >> GOOD ANSWER! Steve: HIDING. >> GOOD ANSWER. [BUZZER] >> AWW. Steve: RUSSELLS? [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] >> DRINK WATER. Steve: SHAMUS, YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE LADIES. NAME SOMETHING THAT A PET HAMSTER SPENDS A LOT OF TIME DOING, FOR THE STEAL. >> HE DRINKS WATER. >> GOOD ANSWER! HE'S GOTTA DRINK WATER. Steve: HE DRINKS WATER. [BUZZER] >> WHOO! Steve: LET'S SEE NUMBER 4. Audience: CRAWLING/DIGGING. Steve: NUMBER 5. Audience: TRYING TO ESCAPE. Steve: HA HA HA HA. HEY, THE WILSON FAMILY, 92. THE RUSSELLS GOT 69. REMEMBER, THE GOAL IS 300 POINTS, SO DON'T GO AWAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, UH-HUH. Steve: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO THE "FEUD." WILSON FAMILY, 92, THE RUSSELLS, 69. IT'S ANYBODY'S GAME. GIVE ME CARRIE, GIVE ME TAMI. LET'S GO. LADIES, POINT VALUES HAVE DOUBLED. TOP 7 ANSWERS ARE ON THE BOARD. WE ASKED 100 SINGLE MEN NAME SOMETHING YOU'D NEED A LOT OF IF YOU WERE DATING 2 WOMEN. TAMI? >> MONEY. Steve: LOT OF M-- HA. LOT OF MONEY. >> WHOO! Steve: PASS OR PLAY? >> WE'RE GOING TO PLAY. Steve: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY. YEAH. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] JAMIE, TELL ME SOMETHING. >> I'M GONNA SAY TIME. Steve: LOT OF TIME. >> GOOD ANSWER! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Steve: WELL, NAME SOMETHING YOU'D NEED A LOT OF IF YOU WERE DATING 2 WOMEN. >> EXCUSES. Steve: EXCUSES. WOW. [BUZZER] Audience: AWW. Steve: OO-EE. PHEW. SECILY? >> CONDOMS. >> WHOO! >> GOOD ANSWER. >> GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER! RIGHT? GOOD ANSWER! >> GOOD ANSWER. Steve: WELL, HEY, UH-HUH. >> YEAH. Steve: I KNOW IT'S A GOOD ANSWER, BUT, YOU KNOW, WE JUST-- YOU KNOW, "FAMILY FEUD"? >> THAT'S WHY YOU'RE USING A CONDOM. SAFE SEX. [LAUGHTER] >> GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. Steve: WELL... THIS IS NO LONGER "FAMILY FEUD." WE'RE PLAYING "SEX AND THE CITY." [LAUGHTER] CONDOMS. >> WHOO! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Steve: DENITA, ONLY ONE STRIKE. >> CLOTHES. >> GOOD ANSWER. >> GOOD ANSWER. >> YES, GOOD ANSWER. Steve: CLOTHES. [BUZZER] Audience: AWW. Steve: WE GOT 2 STRIKES, TAMI. WE ASKED 100 SINGLE MEN THIS. NAME SOMETHING YOU'D NEED A LOT OF IF YOU WERE DATING 2 WOMEN. UH, RUSSELL FAMILY, YOU CAN GET READY TO STEAL. >> ENERGY. >> GOOD ANSWER. Steve: ENERGY, YEAH, MAN. YOU NEED A LOT OF ENERGY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] ONLY 2 STRIKES, JAMIE. TELL ME SOMETHING YOU'D NEED A LOT OF IF YOU WERE DATING 2 WOMEN. >> COME ON, COME ON. >> CREDIT. Steve: CREDIT. >> CREDIT, YES. Steve: CREDIT. [BUZZER] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] RUSSELL FAMILY, HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO STEAL. >> LIES. Steve: SHAMUS, THEY ASKED 100 SINGLE MEN NAME SOMETHING YOU'D NEED A LOT OF IF YOU WERE DATING 2 WOMEN. >> PATIENCE. >> GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. Steve: PATIENCE. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] >> NUMBER 6. Audience: COLOGNE. Steve: NUMBER 7. VIAGRA. I KNEW THAT WAS UP THERE. THE RUSSELLS, 243, THE WILSONS, 92. STILL ANYBODY'S GAME. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. DON'T GO AWAY, UH-HUH. Steve: HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "FAMILY FEUD," EVERYBODY. GIVE ME "JEANNA," GIVE ME JAMIE. IT'S ACTUALLY "JENNA"? >> JENNA. Steve: JENNA. OK, COOL. HERE WE GO, LADIES. POINT VALUES ARE TRIPLED. TOP 4 ANSWERS ARE ON THE BOARD. NAME SOMETHING YOU TRY TO AVOID WHEN CAMPING IN THE WOODS. JAMIE. >> SLEEP. Steve: SLEEP. [BUZZER] JENNA? >> I'M GONNA SAY BEAR. Steve: THE BEAR. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] PASS OR PLAY? >> WE'LL PLAY. Steve: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] >> WHOO! WHOO! Steve: [WHISPERS] SLEEP? "NAME SOMETHING YOU TRY TO AVOID WHEN CAMPING IN THE WOODS." SLEEP. [LAUGHTER] OK. MA'AM, YOU READY? >> I'M READY. Steve: THIS IS TRIPLE THE POINTS. THIS IS GONNA WIN IT. NAME SOMETHING YOU TRY TO AVOID WHEN CAMPING IN THE WOODS. >> GETTING LOST. Steve: TRY TO AVOID GETTING LOST. [BUZZER] Audience: AWW. >> IT'S OK. Steve: SHAMUS? >> THE RAIN. Steve: THE RAIN. [BUZZER] THAT'S 2 STRIKES. WOW. ALL RIGHTY, IF IT'S THERE, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, CAITLIN. >> MOSQUITOES. Steve: TRY TO AVOID THE MOSQUITOES. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] CARRIE, 2 STRIKES. THE WILSON FAMILY CAN STEAL. NAME SOMETHING YOU TRY TO AVOID WHEN CAMPING IN THE WOODS. >> THE HEAT. Steve: THE HEAT. [BUZZER] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] >> SNAKES. SNAKES. SNAKES. Steve: WILSON, FAMILY, SECILY, NAME SOMETHING YOU TRY TO AVOID WHEN CAMPING IN THE WOODS. >> SNAKES. >> YEAH! >> GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER! Steve: FOR THE WIN, THE SNAKES. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] WOW. WHAT WAS NUMBER 4? SKUNKS. MAN. >> WHOO! Steve: I REALLY LIKE YOU. NICE FOLKS. I REALLY DO LIKE YOU. NICE FAMILY. THANKS FOR COMING. WELL, WILSON FAMILY, I NEED 2 TO PLAY FOR FAST MONEY. LET'S GO. WELL, WE GOT SECILY AND WE GOT TONYA. WE'RE GOING FOR THE CASH RIGHT AFTER THIS. Steve: HEY, WELCOME BACK TO THE "FEUD," EVERYBODY. THE WILSON FAMILY WON THE GAME, AND IT'S TIME TO PLAY... Audience: FAST MONEY! Steve: HEY, BEFORE WE START, HERE'S SOMEONE WHO'D LIKE TO WISH YOU LUCK. >> WE ARE THE WILSONS, AND WE ARE THE BEST. >> GOOD LUCK AND WIN THAT FAST MONEY! >> YAY! Steve: AND REMEMBER, YOU WIN 5 GAMES, YOU WIN THE BRAND-NEW CAR RIGHT THERE. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] TONYA, SECILY'S OFFSTAGE. SHE CAN'T SEE OR HEAR ANY OF YOUR ANSWERS. I'M GONNA ASK YOU 5 QUESTIONS IN 20 SECONDS. TRY TO GIVE ME THE MOST POPULAR ANSWER. IF YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING, JUST SAY "PASS." IF WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME, WE'LL GET BACK TO IT, OK? THEN IF YOU AND SECILY TOGETHER PUT TOGETHER 200 POINTS, SHOW AND TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU'RE GONNA WIN. >> $20,000! WHOO! Steve: YOU READY? >> READY. Steve: OK. 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. WE ASKED 100 MEN, NAME A PART OF YOUR BODY THAT'S BIGGER THAN IT WAS WHEN YOU WERE 16. >> CHEST. Steve: NAME A WORD THAT STARTS WITH "PARA." >> PARA... PARA-EDUCATOR. Steve: NAME A KIND OF KNIFE. >> UM, PARING KNIFE. Steve: NAME SOMETHING YOU SEE ON A FOOTBALL FIELD DURING A GAME. >> A BALL. Steve: NAME A FOOD THAT OFTEN GETS JUDGED AT A STATE FAIR. >> PUMPKINS. [BELL DINGS] Steve: GREAT. >> YEAH. YEAH. Steve: IT'S OK. WE'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS. WE ASKED 100 MEN, NAME A PART OF YOUR BODY THAT'S BIGGER THAN IT WAS WHEN YOU WERE 16. YOU SAID...CHEST. SURVEY SAID... THEN I SAID NAME A WORD THAT STARTS WITH "PARA." YOU SAID..."PARA-EDUCATOR." >> NEVER MIND. HA HA HA. Steve: SURVEY SAYS... [BUZZER] Audience: OHH. Steve: WOW. >> YOU'VE GOT MORE, TONYA. YOU'VE GOT MORE. Steve: THEN WE SAID NAME A KIND OF KNIFE. YOU SAID...PARING KNIFE. SURVEY SAID... >> OH, BOY. Steve: THEN I SAID NAME SOMETHING YOU SEE ON A FOOTBALL FIELD DURING A GAME. YOU SAID...BALL. SURVEY SAID...15. NAME A FOOD THAT OFTEN GETS JUDGED AT A STATE FAIR. YOU SAID...PUMPKINS. SURVEY SAID... [BUZZER] Audience: AWW. Steve: THAT'S OK. LET'S CLEAR THE BOARD, BRING OUT SECILY. SECILY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. UH, YOUR SISTER TONYA, SHE PUT UP 23 POINTS. [LAUGHTER] HANDS ON YOUR HIP. THROUGH WITH HER. THAT'S THE BAD NEWS. HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS. YOU NEED 177 POINTS. YOU NEED JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING THERE IS TO GET, BUT GUESS WHAT. YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN. I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS. YOU CANNOT DUPLICATE THE ANSWERS. IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THIS SOUND. [BUZZER] YOU WILL NOT HEAR THAT SOUND THIS ROUND RIGHT HERE. DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT THAT. TRUST ME. YOU WON'T HEAR THAT SOUND. WE COULD HAVE JUST SLID RIGHT THROUGH THAT RIGHT THERE, 'CAUSE IF YOU HEAR THAT SOUND RIGHT THERE... I'M DIVING IN THE CROWD. >> OH, MY GOD. Steve: OK, ARE YOU READY? ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF TONYA'S ANSWERS. UH, YOU HAVE 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. YOUR CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. WE ASKED 100 MEN, NAME A PART OF YOUR BODY THAT'S BIGGER THAN IT WAS WHEN YOU WERE 16. >> YOUR PENIS. [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER] NOT SO GOOD? [LAUGHTER] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] I SAID THE MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY. Steve: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAID. [LAUGHTER] COULD HAVE SAID DING-A-LING, WINKY, ANY DAMN THING. WHAT THE HELL? IT AIN'T GONNA SOUND RIGHT. THE MEDICAL TERM IS ALMOST WORSE. A SLANG TERM WOULD AT LEAST BE-- YOUR DING-A-LING, SOMETHING. YOUR PENIS! HO-OH. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] WE'RE KEEPING THAT ANSWER? [LAUGHTER] OK. NAME A WORD THAT STARTS WITH "PARA." >> PARALEGAL. Steve: NAME A KIND OF KNIFE. >> A STEAK KNIFE. Steve: NAME SOMETHING YOU'D SEE ON A FOOTBALL FIELD DURING A GAME. >> A GOALIE. Steve: NAME A FOOD THAT OFTEN GETS JUDGED AT A STATE FAIR. >> PIE. [BELL DINGS] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] >> YEAH! >> GOOD ANSWERS! >> COME ON! >> GOOD ANSWERS. >> GOOD ANSWERS. >> WHAT? WHAT THE...? Steve: YEAH, LOOK AT HER ANSWERS. YOU THINK THAT'S SHOCKING... WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS FIRST ONE. WE ASKED 100 MEN TO NAME A PART OF YOUR BODY THAT'S BIGGER THAN IT WAS THAN WHEN YOU WERE 16. YOU CALMLY SAID...THAT. [LAUGHTER] SURVEY SAYS... [BUZZER] Audience: AWW. Steve: NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS STOMACH. >> OH, RIGHT. IT WAS CLOSE, IN THE AREA. Steve: IF YOUR STOMACH IS THAT BIG, YOU CAN'T SEE IT ANYWAY. [LAUGHTER] >> [LAUGHS] Steve: THEN I SAID NAME A WORD THAT STARTS WITH "PARA." YOU SAID...PARALEGAL. SURVEY SAID... THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS PARAGRAPH. >> OH. Steve: THEN I SAID NAME A KIND OF KNIFE. YOU SAID...STEAK KNIFE. SURVEY SAID... NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS BUTTER. BUTTER KNIFE. I SAID NAME SOMETHING YOU SEE ON A FOOTBALL FIELD DURING A GAME. YOU SAID...THE GOALIE. >> I MEANT THE GOAL... Steve: YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT--I KNOW, I KNOW. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. AFTER NUMBER ONE, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY. [LAUGHTER] WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE GOALIE. SURVEY SAYS... [BUZZER] Steve: NUMBER ONE ANSWER-- FOOTBALL PLAYERS. >> OH. YEAH. Steve: THEN I SAID, NAME A FOOD THAT OFTEN GETS JUDGED AT A STATE FAIR. YOU SAID...PIE. PIE WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. >> WHAT?! Steve: ALL WE NEED... >> IS 100 AND... Steve: 156 PEOPLE. >> WE CAN DO THAT! Steve: YES, WE CAN. SURVEY SAYS... AW. 83 POINTS. $415. THE SAME FAMILY, THEY'RE GONNA TAKE ANOTHER SHOT ON "FAMILY FEUD." I'M STEVE HARVEY, EVERYBODY. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
