Joey Fatone: THIS IS JOEY FATONE. IT'S TIME TO PLAY "FAMILY FEUD!" GIVE IT UP FOR STEVE HARVEY! Steve: HOW YOU DOING? [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY FREMANTLE MEDIA] ALL RIGHT, WELCOME TO "FAMILY FEUD," EVERYBODY! I'M YOUR MAN STEVE HARVEY. WE GOT A GOOD ONE FOR YOU TODAY. WE GOT THE LAWSON FAMILY PLAYING AGAINST THE FRENI FAMILY. ALL OF THIS FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A LOT OF CASH AND A SHOT AT A BRAND-NEW CAR RIGHT THERE. TO WIN THE MONEY, YOU GOT TO PLAY THE GAME. LET'S GET IT ON. LET'S PLAY "FEUD." GIVE ME JOYCE. GIVE ME DAVID. LET'S GO. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, HERE WE GO. WE GOT THE TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. NAME A REASON A MAN MIGHT NOT BE UP FOR A NIGHT OF LOVE-MAKING. JOYCE. >> HE'S TIRED. Steve: HE'S TIRED. >> PLAY... >> WE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. Steve: HE'S TIRED? >> I DON'T KNOW. Steve: THAT NEVER STOPPED YOU, DID IT? >> UH-UH. Steve: OK. HEY, CYNTHIA. HOW YOU DOING? >> HI, STEVE. Steve: CONGRATULATIONS. Y'ALL WON THAT MONEY LAST TIME. WELL, NAME A REASON A MAN MIGHT NOT BE UP FOR A NIGHT OF LOVE-MAKING. >> BECAUSE OF THE MEDICATION HE'S TAKING. Steve: HIS MEDICATION. >> MEDICATION. Steve: YEAH, OK. THE MEDICATION. LILLIAN, HOW YOU DOING? >> I'M GOOD. Steve: YOU WERE A PART OF THAT $20,000 WINNING COMBO. >> MM-HMM. Steve: YOU DID A GOOD JOB, TOO. >> THANK YOU. Steve: GIVE ME A REASON A MAN MIGHT NOT BE UP FOR A NIGHT OF LOVE-MAKING. >> BECAUSE HE'S CHEATING. >> GOOD ANSWER. Steve: 'CAUSE HE'S CHEATING. THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER. WOW. 2 STRIKES. THE FRENI FAMILY, GET READY TO STEAL. NAME A REASON A MAN MIGHT NOT BE UP FOR A NIGHT OF LOVE-MAKING. >> HE HAS AN STD. >> GOOD ANSWER. Steve: HE HAS AN STD. >> WATCHING A GAME. >> OK. Steve: IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD ONE RIGHT HERE. SO WHERE YOU FOLKS FROM? >> WE'RE FROM BOSTON, MASS. Steve: BOSTON, MASS. >> GO, RED SOX. Steve: GO, RED SOX. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING, DAVE? >> I'M IN THE CONSTRUCTION FIELD. Steve: AW, YEAH? OK, GOOD. CONSTRUCTION FIELD. >> YEAH. YOU WANT ME TO SPECIFY? Steve: DO I WANT YOU TO SPECIFY? NO. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. I SAW "THE SOPRANOS." I'M THROUGH. IF THIS AIN'T TONY AND THE BOYS, YOU TELL ME... BIG DAVE, GIVE ME A REASON A MAN MIGHT NOT BE UP FOR A NIGHT OF LOVE-MAKING. >> HE'D RATHER WATCH SPORTS ON TV. >> GOOD ANSWER. Steve: SEE, LADIES, NOW YOU'RE GETTING INTO THE MINDSET OF THE MAN. IT AIN'T GONNA BE UP THERE, 'CAUSE THEY PROBABLY ASKED A BUNCH OF WOMEN THIS QUESTION. THAT'S WHY EVERYBODY'S STRUGGLING. WATCHING SPORTS. LET'S START WITH NUMBER 7. Audience: KICKED IN THE GROIN. Steve: I CAN TELL YOUR RIGHT NOW THAT PRETTY MUCH SHUTS DOWN EVERYTHING. I'M NOT GOING TO WORK. I'M NOT SINGING. I'M NOT TAKING A BATH. NUMBER 6. Audience: SPORTS TRAINING. Steve: NUMBER 5. Audience: BAD/STRESSFUL DAY. Steve: WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S THE REASON WHY. NUMBER 4. Audience: ZERO LIBIDO. Steve: NUMBER 3. Audience: HE'S DRUNK. Steve: NOW I'M STUNNED, FELLAS. Y'ALL DIDN'T GET THAT ONE, MAN. COME ON. AND NUMBER 2. Audience: HAS A HEADACHE. Steve: WHAT? LET'S GO TO QUESTION 2. GIVE ME CYNTHIA. GIVE ME CRAIG. LET'S GO. HERE WE GO, GUYS. WE GOT THE TOP 5 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. NAME SOMETHING A PERSON MIGHT CHANGE IF THEY WERE TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE LAW. CYNTHIA. >> THEIR HAIR COLOR. Steve: THEIR HAIR COLOR. >> CLOTHES. Steve: CHANGE THEIR CLOTHES. PASS OR PLAY? >> WE'RE GONNA PLAY. Steve: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY. LILLIAN, GIVE ME SOMETHING A PERSON MIGHT CHANGE IF THEY'RE TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE LAW. >> I THINK THEY WOULD CHANGE THEIR NAME. Steve: CHANGE THEIR NAME. >> SONJA. Steve: SANJA, NAME SOMETHING A PERSON MIGHT CHANGE IF THEY WERE TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE LAW. >> THEIR ADDRESS. THEIR LOCATION. Steve: THEIR ADDRESS. ONLY ONE ANSWER LEFT, RAYMOND. NO STRIKES ON THE BOARD, MAN. >> HOW ABOUT THEIR JOB? Steve: CHANGE THEIR JOB. ONE ANSWER LEFT. ONLY ONE STRIKE, JOYCE. GIVE ME SOMETHING A PERSON MIGHT CHANGE IF THEY'RE TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE LAW. >> THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. Steve: THEIR SOCIAL-SECURITY NUMBER. SOCIAL-SECURITY NUMBER. THAT'S 2 STRIKES. CYNTHIA? >> THEIR FRIENDS. Steve: CHANGE THEIR FRIENDS. >> CAR. Steve: WELL, LOOK AT THE QUESTION WE GOT FOR THE SOPRANOS. Y'ALL DON'T GET THIS, WE CAN PRETTY MUCH CALL IT. NAME SOMETHING A PERSON MIGHT CHANGE IF THEY'RE TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE LAW. ONLY ONE ANSWER. >> THEIR CAR. YOU KNOW, CAR. WE DON'T PRONOUNCE OUR "Rs" IN BOSTON. Steve: THE CA! FOR A MOMENT, I WAS JUST SITTING THERE. THE CA! WE NEED ANOTHER LETTER HERE, DAVE. THE CA! C-A. CA! CA. COME ON OUT WITH IT, DAVE. THE CA! >> OH, BOY. Steve: ALL RIGHT, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU'RE RUNNING FROM THE LAW, YOU GOT TO SWITCH CARS. I MEAN, WHAT MOVIE HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THAT IN? IT'S A GREAT ANSWER. THE CA! LAWSON FAMILY--135. FRENI BOYS AIN'T ON THE BOARD, BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO THE "FEUD," EVERYBODY. LAWSON FAMILY--135. FRENI FAMILY NOT ON THE BOARD. GIVE ME LILLIAN. GIVE ME NICK. LET'S GO. OK, GUYS, WE'VE GOT THE TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN. NAME A PLACE WHERE IT WOULDN'T BE MUCH FUN IF YOU BROUGHT YOUR WIFE. NICK. >> THE BAR. Steve: TO THE BAR. GREAT ANSWER. WHAT IS IT? >> A SPORTING EVENT. Steve: SPORTING EVENT. >> PLAY... >> WE'RE GONNA PLAY. Steve: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY. LADY... WE ASKED A HUNDRED MARRIED MEN. NAME A PLACE WHERE IT WOULDN'T BE MUCH FUN IF YOU BROUGHT YOUR WIFE. >> STRIP CLUB. >> GOOD ANSWER. Steve: STRIP CLUB. YOU GOT TO SIT THERE AND GO, "LOOK AT HER. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. SHE'S SHAKING IT WAY TOO HARD, ISN'T SHE?" YOU GOT TO SIT THERE AND PLAY THAT OFF WITH YOUR WIFE AT A STRIP CLUB. NONE OF THE USUAL, GUYS. [YELLS] ANY OF YOU LADIES EVER BEEN TO A STRIP CLUB? >> YES. Steve: OH, GOD. JOYCE. WHY DID I KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE HER? "YES, I WENT DOWN THERE. I FOLLOWED HIM. WE'RE NO LONGER TOGETHER." RAYMOND. WE ASKED A HUNDRED MARRIED MEN. NAME A PLACE WHERE IT WOULDN'T BE MUCH FUN IF YOU BROUGHT YOUR WIFE. >> HOW ABOUT A BACHELOR PARTY? Steve: BACHELOR PARTY. THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER. ONLY ONE STRIKE, JOYCE. >> FRIEND'S HOUSE. Steve: OVER A FRIEND'S HOUSE. YOU KNOW, THAT'S KIND OF WHERE YOU TAKE YOUR WIFE. YOU GO OVER A FRIEND'S HOUSE. >> NO, NOT WHEN Y'ALL DRINKING AND LYING. Steve: NOT WHEN Y'ALL DRINKING AND LYING. MY GIRL, JOYCE. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS GONNA WORK OUT, BUT WE NEED TO HANG OUT SOMETIME. DRINKING AND LYING. ME AND JOYCE. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU, TOO. HEY, 2 STRIKES THERE, CYNTHIA. IF IT'S THERE, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. IF NOT, THE FRENI FAMILY, GET READY TO STEAL. >> TO THE CLUB. Steve: TO THE CLUB. >> GOOD ANSWER. >> FISHING. Steve: BIG DAVE, IT'S YOUR SHOT, MAN. TAKE THIS RIGHT HERE, FIX THAT FOR YOU. BIG MAN, HERE WE GO. WE ASKED A HUNDRED MARRIED MEN THIS. NAME A PLACE WHERE IT WOULDN'T BE MUCH FUN IF YOU BROUGHT YOUR WIFE. >> FISHING. Steve: HARD TO TAKE HER FISHING. TALKING ON THE BOAT. DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH. I'M TRYING TO FISH. FISHING. NUMBER 5. NUMBER 3. Audience: CASINO/POKER GAME. Steve: NUMBER 2. Audience: WORKPLACE. Steve: IT'S STILL ANYBODY'S GAME. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, Steve: WELCOME BACK TO "FAMILY FEUD," EVERYBODY. WE GOT A GOOD ONE. LAWSON FAMILY--135. FRENIS--74. GIVE ME SONJA. GIVE ME JOHN. LET'S GO. POINT VALUES ARE TRIPLED HERE, GUYS. THIS IS A BIG ONE. TOP 5 ANSWERS ARE ON THE BOARD. NAME SOMETHING THAT HAS CURVES. SONJA. >> A WOMAN. Steve: A WOMAN. YEAH. >> PLAY... >> WE'D LIKE TO PLAY. Steve: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY. RAYMOND, GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT HAS CURVES. >> THE ROAD. Steve: THE ROAD. JOYCE, BAM, I KNOW IT'S UP THERE. NAME SOMETHING THAT HAS CURVES. >> TIRES. Steve: TIRES. WHOO! >> GOOD ANSWER. Steve: WHOO. >> TIRES, YES. Steve: TIRES. BAM! YEAH. I KNOW. >> COME ON, CYNTHIA. Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU, JOYCE? YOU DO ALL OF THIS HOOPLA ABOUT THE ANSWER BEING UP THERE. THEN WHEN IT AIN'T UP THERE, YOU JUST BUST OUT LAUGHING. HA HA HA HA HA. ONLY ONE STRIKE, CYNTHIA. >> A CIRCLE. Steve: A CIR-- A CIRCLE. >> THANK YOU. Steve: 2 STRIKES, LILLIAN. OTHER TEAM CAN STEAL AND WIN. NAME SOMETHING THAT HAS CURVES. >> A MAZE? >> GOOD ANSWER. >> LET'S SEE. BAM. Steve: BAM. >> THAT'S UP THERE. Steve: MAZE. [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON $20,000. AND THEN YOUR CRAZY SELF SAID A MAZE. RIGHT AFTER YOUR CRAZY SISTER STOOD UP THERE AND SAID A DAMN TIRE. OH, WHOA. WE GOT TO GET SERIOUS HERE, MAN. IF IT'S THERE, FELLAS, YOU STEAL, YOU WIN. THIS IS BUSINESS. LET'S GO. NAME SOMETHING THAT HAS CURVES. >> A ROLLER COASTER. >> THAT'S IT. Steve: FOR THE WIN, A ROLLER COASTER. NUMBER 3. Audience: BOTTLE. Steve: NUMBER 4. Audience: CHAIR. Steve: GOOD JOB, FELLAS. MY MAN, PLEASURE'S ALL MINE. LAWSON FAMILY, GIVE ME 2 PEOPLE. LET'S GO FOR THIS MONEY, MAN. LET'S GO. WE GOT RAYMOND. WE GOT LILLIAN. WE'RE GOING FOR 20,000. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. WE'RE PLAYING "FAST MONEY," MAN. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO THE "FEUD," EVERYBODY. THE LAWSON FAMILY WON THE GAME, AND IT'S TIME TO PLAY... Audience: FAST MONEY! Steve: BEFORE WE GET STARTED, LILLIAN, HERE'S YOUR MOM ALICE AND SOME OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS WANT TO WISH YOU LUCK. >> WE ARE THE LAWSONS FROM MARYLAND. RAYMOND, LILLIAN, SONJA, BRING HOME THE MONEY! Steve: WELL, WE'RE BACK AGAIN. YOU GUYS DID PRETTY WELL THE FIRST TIME. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET IT DONE AGAIN. RAYMOND IS OFFSTAGE. HE CAN'T SEE OR HEAR ANY OF YOUR ANSWERS. I'M GONNA ASK YOU 5 QUESTIONS IN 20 SECONDS. TRY TO GIVE ME THE MOST POPULAR ANSWER. IF YOU CAN'T THINK OF SOMETHING, JUST SAY "PASS." IF WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME, I'LL GET BACK TO IT FOR YOU. AND THEN IF YOU AND RAYMOND TOGETHER SOMEHOW MANAGE TO COME UP WITH 200 POINTS, LOOK RIGHT THERE AND TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU WIN. >> $20,000! Steve: $20,000. YOU READY? >> I'M READY. Steve: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. THE CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE BEGIN WEARING AS THEY REACH MIDDLE AGE. >> GIRDLES. Steve: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW EXCITING IS YOUR MATE? >> 8. Steve: NAME A KIND OF NUT. >> PEANUT. Steve: NAME SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS. >> SHAKES. Steve: NAME A PLACE A BABY STICKS HIS FINGERS THAT HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO. >> IN HIS NOSE. [DING DING DING] Steve: BAM. >> GOOD JOB. Steve: SHE'S A GOOD PLAYER. OK, LET'S GO, LILLIAN. I SAID, NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE BEGIN WEARING AS THEY REACH MIDDLE AGE. YOU SAID... GIRDLES. SURVEY SAID... MM-HMM. ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW EXCITING IS YOUR MATE? YOU SAID... AN 8. SURVEY SAID... MM-HMM. I ASKED YOU TO NAME A KIND OF NUT. YOU SAID... PEANUT. SURVEY SAID... MM-HMM. NAME SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS. YOU SAID... THE SHAKES. SURVEY SAID... MM-HMM. NAME A PLACE A BABY STICKS HIS FINGERS THAT HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO. YOU SAID... IN THE NOSE. SURVEY SAID... 86. THAT'S ALMOST THERE. THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH. THAT CAN GET IT DONE. CLEAR THE BOARD. LET'S BRING OUT RAYMOND. HE'S A GOOD ONE. RAYMOND, HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS. SHE ALMOST GOT YOU HALFWAY THERE. YOU JUST NEED 114 POINTS. THIS IS VERY DOABLE, MAN. YOU CAN GET THIS DONE, OK? ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS. YOU CANNOT DUPLICATE THE ANSWERS. IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THIS SOUND-- [BUZZ BUZZ] I'LL SAY, "TRY AGAIN," YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER. IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. YOU READY? >> I'M READY. Steve: LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF LILLIAN'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. THE CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE BEGIN WEARING AS THEY REACH MIDDLE AGE. >> GIRDLES. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> STOCKINGS. Steve: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW EXCITING IS YOUR MATE? >> 8. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> 9. Steve: NAME A KIND OF NUT. >> MACADAMIA. Steve: NAME SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS. >> SWEAT. Steve: NAME A PLACE A BABY STICKS HIS FINGERS THAT HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO. >> EAR. [DING DING DING] Steve: OK. GOT SOME WORK TO DO. LET'S SEE HOW WE DID. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE BEGIN WEARING AS THEY REACH MIDDLE AGE. YOU SAID... STOCKINGS. SURVEY SAID... NUMBER ONE ANSWER--GLASSES. GLASSES. ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW EXCITING IS YOUR MATE? YOU SAID... A 9. SURVEY SAID... OK. NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS 10. I SAID, NAME A KIND OF NUT. YOU SAID... MACADAMIA. SURVEY SAID... NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS PEANUT. SAID NAME SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS. YOU SAID... YOU SWEAT. SURVEY SAID... 31. SWEAT WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. YOU ARE 63 POINTS AWAY. I SAID, NAME A PLACE A BABY STICKS HIS FINGERS THAT HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO. YOU SAID... IN HIS EAR. SURVEY SAID... NUMBER ONE ANSWER--A SOCKET. A SOCKET WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. THAT'S OK, MAN. $5.00 A POINT. THAT'S $725 FOR A 2-DAY TOTAL-- $20,725--AND THEY'RE COMING BACK, FACE ANOTHER FAMILY RIGHT HERE ON THE "FEUD," Y'ALL. I'M STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS.
